a sequel trilogy that can be summarized in 3 sentences: "a good question for another time", "that's not how the Force works" and "somehow Palpatine survived"

@criticitizen8749

10 ай бұрын

😅 to a😂

@criticitizen8749

10 ай бұрын

And yeah I know he is old but .....Come On. I mean no. He died for sure.

@criticitizen8749

10 ай бұрын

Gotta be a clone.

@criticitizen8749

10 ай бұрын

Also also also "It's A Trap" 😂❤

@thejongshow8821

10 ай бұрын

Or “somehow palpatine returned”

Disney's Star Wars made the most unforgivable sin: we will never get to see Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford together one last time as Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa and Han Solo.

@RiversEagle_

10 ай бұрын

Carrie Fisher died so even if Disney didn't fuck up, we'd never see that.

@Bustin_cider00

10 ай бұрын

@@RiversEagle_could have shown it in the first movie

@lookingforwookiecopilot

10 ай бұрын

Lol, what did you want, the Star Wars version of "Space Cowboys"? 😂

@Bustin_cider00

10 ай бұрын

@@lookingforwookiecopilot i want the star wars equivalent of star wars

@lookingforwookiecopilot

10 ай бұрын

@@Bustin_cider00 Well, that's what we got. If however, you want to watch a group of geriatrics save the day, there's always Star Trek, lol.

10:02 Not only is that the first time Han has ever shot Chewie's bowcaster, a bowcaster is canonically incapable of being fired correctly by a human due to it's immense recoil. It should have sent Han flying backwards

@kendallhudak

4 ай бұрын

If Kentucky Ballistics can shoulder fire a 4bore I'm sure SOME humans can fire a bowcaster.

@megatron6713

3 ай бұрын

Kyle katarn fired one for what?..... two whole games? And yeah they're cannon

@MrHawger

Ай бұрын

​@@megatron6713 Is he still canon?

Biggest downgrade in movie history

@TheFacelessBaron

10 ай бұрын

True

@scarlmao-qd1cj

10 ай бұрын

Huge upgrade from the prequels

@imakedumbvideos353

10 ай бұрын

@@scarlmao-qd1cjatrocious opinion 😭😭💯

@Feefa99

10 ай бұрын

....for franchise intended for children

@RadMatter_

10 ай бұрын

​@@Feefa99keep telling yourself that you silly goose

Imagine the sequel trilogy in the hands of competent directors and writers.

@BennyLlama39

10 ай бұрын

Or at least NOT in the hands of the butchers at Disney. 😒

@dronemachine4694

10 ай бұрын

It could’ve been so cool

@andrewft31

10 ай бұрын

Kathleen Kennedy would have still been in charge had Lucas not sold it, he hand picked her to run it when he retired. It was part of the deal when he sold it, she was to run it as she thinks like he does.

@thelonesage3146

10 ай бұрын

I wish we lived in that reality....

@danwonder7776

10 ай бұрын

Except that's not what Disney is

After what Disney did to Star Wars We're now living in an era of artistic bankruptcy

@DOSkywalkR

10 ай бұрын

Oh, Hollywood had gotten there a bit before Disney's Star Wars 😅

@jbvader721

10 ай бұрын

Oh, Hollywood has always been artistically bankrupt. It's just more obvious now.

@frankieseward8667

10 ай бұрын

Hopefully we end this era very soon.

@nicholasgarcia399

10 ай бұрын

Jar jar was peak art

I feel for the cast, they really put their hearts into their roles and nailed their characters, if only they were given a better story with better dialogue.

@LingeringWont

10 ай бұрын

Facts, despite the sequels not being the best, I really liked the performances for the most part, with my favorite being Snoke.

@Konrad111111

9 ай бұрын

Well Rey had like 1 facial expression.

@jonathon9407

9 ай бұрын

@@Konrad111111 doesnt negate the effort... no actor has started out being phenomenal at their craft, everyone grows as they progress in their careers

@user-qp2xy5zs7r

7 ай бұрын

Just like in the original films lol was George's wife at Disney directing these ones too?

@TheSCPStudio

7 ай бұрын

Lmao no, this is you just trying to cope man. Get over it, it’s pathetic

-That Lucas sold his IP. -That it was made without his input and direction. -Disney is the ruiner of franchises.

@Iffy350

10 ай бұрын

George Lucas to authors: You can’t kill Luke. KK: Kills Luke!

@sim4344

10 ай бұрын

Of course... before the sequels, y'all were complaining about how much you hated the prequels and the changes he'd made to the OT with the special editions and how Lucas was, y'know. Ruining the franchise.

The biggest problem I had is that the main hero, Rey, had ZERO character arch and has ZERO heroes journey. She starts and ends the trilogy as the most powerful person in any room and never evolved all that much as a person. She’s the best fighter. Best pilot. Strong in the force even thou she has very little training in it. Everyone likes her for no reason. She has zero temptation to the dark side even thou she’s the granddaughter of Palpatine for God sakes…..Why oh why was ANYONE supposed to root for her, again? She’s already perfect….Both Anakin and Luke struggle not only against external threats, but more importantly, internally. They struggle with what they want. Who they truly are and want to become and both fail numerous times throughout their journey. Both are very human heroes and the audience can connect with both and more importantly, want to see succeed. “Who are my parents” is NOT a character arch, Disney. And, am I the only one who finds it more than a little ironic that, a Palpatine descendant is now the owner of the Skywalker name………

@extantsanity

10 ай бұрын

From the "Ex Men" comedy series (where the professor fired everyone): Wolverine: "But where did I come from, though?" Professor X: "Get a *journal,* Logan!"

@Poke-ladd

10 ай бұрын

Then there was that whole Casino plot line which some say didn’t serve a purpose

@mewmasterjash

10 ай бұрын

​@@extantsanityGreat reference. I love Pete Holmes.

@thedarkknight9153

10 ай бұрын

@@extantsanity *To Cyclops* "The moment you were born, we should've cut your head off. You were a message from God that he doesn't love us. And we should've sent it back!"

@briceamari1174

10 ай бұрын

Roc5291 would be good at cinema sins.

They really didn't have to bring Luke back to make him some deranged hermit that almost killed his nephew because of a nightmare. He's just not Luke at that point.

@L3ONSK11

10 ай бұрын

But. But. Rian Johnson subverted expectations🥺 /s

@m3tamorphosissystem250

10 ай бұрын

Did you not see empire or Jedi, Yoda hid for the same reason and Luke also almost killed his father.

@999999SkyGuy

10 ай бұрын

​@@m3tamorphosissystem250 Killing the second executive force in command of the emperor besides Mara Jade is completely the same as Ben Solo showing signs of darkness before. How? Why didn't Luke sense Kylo's distrust and Snokes presence before? If your first solutation to a problem is to visit your best friends kid with any weapon you deranged & a bit crazy. In Episode VI Luke rather died to safe is father from darkness. Here Luke suddenly has forgotten what he did 30 years ago. Rey has to remind him. - They didn't show Luke's reaction to the Death of his best friend Han Solo - Than he comes to the most unfinable place in the galaxy to die but makes a few gags - the third lesson is deleted It makes no sense to say Luke always had darkness in him. You are completely leaving out the context of Luke attacking Vader. That's not the same as his blood relative sleeping... He could have and should have helped Ben as well!

@m3tamorphosissystem250

10 ай бұрын

@@999999SkyGuy it’s the same because Vader is Luke’s father, and Luke regretted attacking him anyway. It literally the POINT of the OT, how are you not getting it.

@Konrad111111

9 ай бұрын

The movies aren't Star Wars at that point.

This series is worthy of having the longest cinemasins video of all time

@SomeIceGuy

10 ай бұрын

And more

Honestly the biggest thing that pisses me off in this trilogy was the invention of the Sith Wayfinder when the Holocrons where right there.

@faultyinterface

Ай бұрын

Made me so angry. It felt like a slap in the face, just because it was the same thing with a different name. Blatant copying of the homework and only changing the name.

Did you seriously take a sin off for "Rey Skywalker" at the end??? 1,000 sins for you.

@EspenSGX

10 ай бұрын

Couldn't believe it, so I skipped to the end. I've unsubscribed now.

@theyellowmonkey1487

9 ай бұрын

With a million more on the way!

@MLBlue30

9 ай бұрын

He did and it was fucking great. Hes allowed to like things you dont. 😂

@cjraymond8827

9 ай бұрын

@@MLBlue30 dumb

@hemsy797

2 ай бұрын

@@MLBlue30 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

This guy really had the balls to compliment the throne room fight scene

@_Kakoosh

3 ай бұрын

Yeah that was cringe as hell. Dude needs to watch it again but pay attention next time

Disney's Sequel Trilogy: *exists* Everyone to EU Legends: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."

@Sephiroth144

10 ай бұрын

Legends fans from long ago: ya fecking think so...?

@JennyKenobi09

9 ай бұрын

​​@@Sephiroth144here here. I've been a fan since I was 10/11. I love the EU. Especially NJO. And HTTE.

@alfalafelstine1536

8 ай бұрын

Nah, the Expanded Universe was shit. Shift through a large enough pile of sewage, and you might find a wedding ring that fell down the drain, but that doesn't make the pile of shit gold.

@matthewwhite4564

7 ай бұрын

@@alfalafelstine1536 your opinion is shit. the EU was great.

@therealspeedwagon1451

6 ай бұрын

At this point I just don’t accept the sequels as canon. The OT ended and they all lived happily ever after until the Yuuzhan Vong showed up and killed everyone.

Sin 1: the fact that it exist 😂

@w12266

7 ай бұрын

Sin 2: the fact DISNEY still exists and hasn't collapsed yet.

Ambitious. Surprised there is no 9 hour version. Alright, before anyone says it....there was Hope. Then it died. Jabba sat on it and suffocated it. There was so much potential.

Adding a sin to cinemasins for subtracting points for Ray doing cool force things, while ignoring that fact she has zero reference to do so.

@jdzspace33

10 ай бұрын

*Ding*

@GrandHavenHorror

10 ай бұрын

it wasnt about whether or not she knew how, it's about the fact that she was smart enough to at least try. i mean if you found out you might have superpowers why would you wait to try to use them if you needed to whether you know how or not? not defending the movie it's still ass but at least Rey had some genuine intelligence at time.

@jdzspace33

10 ай бұрын

@vitalyrics I'm not sure it's genuine intelligence to try to do something you don't understand or have seen done. If someone tells you that you have the ability to make a car it's not intelligence to try to do it sight unseen with no guidance. That's how you hurt yourself or others.

@GrandHavenHorror

10 ай бұрын

@@jdzspace33 it's intelligence to understand the situation is dire and therefore random bullshit might be your best chance. it has NOTHING to do with the force powers. it's about showing initiative.

@jdzspace33

10 ай бұрын

@vitalyrics showing initiative isn't good if you don't know what you're doing. Unfortunately, i have intimate experience with that concept.

Timestamp hints: 0:10 Chewie, we’re home. 16:52 No one’s ever really gone. 35:19 They fly now!

What if JJ had the guts to out Rose as a mole in RoS? That one twist would explain Holdo’s secrecy, Rose’s insistence on tagging along on Finn’s mission (and derailing it by illegal parking and going after alien horses instead of the objective), and thwarting Finn’s run on the cannon on Krait.

@deepvoicedude4749

5 ай бұрын

I get the sentiment, but fans hated Rose so much that it was probably the smarter idea to reduce her character's impact. I don't think marketing Rise of Skywalker as "even more Rose than Last Jedi" would have been a wise move even if well written. First impressions are strong.

@OveToranger

4 ай бұрын

@@deepvoicedude4749 Who hated Rose ? Who hated Finn ? Who hated Rey ? Nobody cared about them...because they didn't have anything that made us care

there's one sin you forgot: everyone is able to perfectly understand what BB8 is saying, despite the fact all I hear is 'beep, beep. boop.' and they don't explain WHY they can understand BB8. At least in the original trilogy, C-3PO translated for R2-D2.

@danwonder7776

10 ай бұрын

Luke understood R2. Yet never explains HOW!

@skarnak1

10 ай бұрын

@@danwonder7776 Luke didn't understand R2 in the original trilogy. He either needed C3PO to translate, or the computer on his X-wing to translate. Luke DID however, understand R2 in The Last Jedi, just like everyone could understand BB8. Once again, with no explanation. It's the Disney sequels that made BB8 and R2 understandable without translators. which makes no sense, IMO>

@Burn-nf3fo

10 ай бұрын

People been understanding R2 for 40 years bro

@cliffordcaldwell6313

6 ай бұрын

Droids like R2 have their own language. It is meant for high speed information transmission, but humans can choose to learn it like any other language.

@goldfishprime

4 ай бұрын

@@skarnak1 The X-Wing translator was because he was outside of the cockpit. He wouldn't be beeping in Cloud City, giving away their location, if Luke didn't understand him.

Disney has proven with it’s rendition of Star Wars that the current writers strike was indeed a good thing.

"Something Palpatine returned" is slowly become more legendary than "It's Morbin Time"

The biggest sin is “Somehow Palpatine returned”

"It exists." sums it up in its entirety.

@Sephiroth144

10 ай бұрын

"Somehow, it sequel'd."

@m3tamorphosissystem250

10 ай бұрын

That’s the least convincing argument I’ve ever heard

What happened to the “Knights of Ren”? I recall that being some plot point in the first movie but never touched on in the second or finale

@matheusbarbo

10 ай бұрын

They are the ones fighting light side Kylo Ren at the ending of the last garbage, I mean movie

@timy9197

10 ай бұрын

Like a lot of things, the writers just changed their minds about it halfway through the story

@BenJPics9925

10 ай бұрын

They were in The Rise of Skywalker, but like Phasma, Snoke, and Hux, they were wasted.

@Burn-nf3fo

10 ай бұрын

@@tsarnicholasii6679that was such a dumb twist. All these idiots saying ‘It was amazing! It showed you didn’t have to be related to someone special to become special yourself!’ Yeah, we already f ing knew that. Who’s yodas mama? Obi wans dad? Mace windus grandparents? Absolute nobodies. The whole point of the prequel-original era was force sensitive kids, kids born randomly with force powers to boring nobody parents. That was never a twist.

Never forget this man called the throne room battle "well-choreographed"

Please tell me he did not take off 3 sins for "Rey... Rey Skywalker"

@MLBlue30

9 ай бұрын

He did, and it was fucking great. 😂

Feels like I've gotta sin cinemasins for not sinning the part where Rey should have died in the red guard fight but was saved by the editing room when they removed a guards weapon between cuts 😂

@Sephiroth144

10 ай бұрын

Or twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

@simpleanswer8954

10 ай бұрын

I've always wondered why people weren't more upset by that. She clearly reacts like something has happened to her in that shot. It feels pretty obvious that they reworked the ending because it seems like she was originally supposed to be injured in that scene.

@grayhax

10 ай бұрын

The snokes throne room fight scene had terrible choreography

@j.l.stanford1754

9 ай бұрын

Yes! Thank you for mentioning that!

@kaijingarou6526

5 ай бұрын

I've seen swordsmanship experts breaking down that fight scene and they tore it to pieces. It doesn't deserve a sin off at any point 😂

Now do a mega sin video with all the Star Wars movies you’ve ever sinned combined

I feel like it would’ve been way better if Rey just accepted her Palpatine name to prove that good can come from a line of evil. Luke didn’t change his name cause his dad was Darth Vader.

The sequel triology is so painful to watch and many people start thinking the prequel triology is a masterpiece.

There is one thing that is REALLY great about the Sequel Trilogy: It made us appreciate how good the Prequel Trilogy actually was.

@SomeRandomGuy789

10 ай бұрын

Probably the only reason that disney made the sequel trilogy. Also, you could watch the sequel trilogy in any order and it would still make 0 sense.

@Euclides287

10 ай бұрын

The Prequel Trilogy was *crap* and the main reason Lucas sold the franchise to Disney, remember? Just because the Sequel Trilogy was even worse, it doesn't make the prequels good.

@poseidon2363

10 ай бұрын

​@@Euclides287The Prequels are actually decent, with ROTS being phenomenal

@Gamer3427

10 ай бұрын

@@Euclides287 "The lesser of two evils". In general most of the good writing in the franchise came from spin off stuff, which Disney decided they were too lazy to work around so they threw 99% of it in the bin.

@andrewft31

10 ай бұрын

@@Gamer3427can’t blame Disney for that, Lucas always said that the EU was not canon and was fanfiction. He hated most of it, especially the bringing back the Emperor a billion times. Lucas stated that only films, book adaptations of the films, the tv shows, cartoons and comics are canon.

What was missing was story, interesting characters, and talented writers.

I'm surprised this video isn't a year long.

2:55 lore wise this would totally happen as it happened a lot during the Battle of Hoth offscreen and plus she's on Jakku, where all of the Empire fought All of the Rebellion in canon 20:43 no actually stuff like Tibanna Gas is used for fuel and the TIE's wings are actually solar panels 21:04 hey runs in the family 21:12 no but it kills Admiral Ackbar in the most disappointing way possible 23:05 a cycle refers to a day on a planet since all planets have different lengths of days 38:08 Lightspeed is a form of transport that sends the ship into an alternate dimension or if space was a flat sheet hyperspace is under it so it is possible to run into objects in hyperspace if they are heavy enough, so Hyperspace lanes are marked out areas of space that are safe for travel without anything deadly in way so lightspeed skipping is plausible but them not dying is stupidly unlikely, however TIEs following them makes no sense since they don't have hyperdrives 43:07 All this did was remind me why the prequels are better because of course C3P0 wouldn't be allowed to say a language that a large religion forbids at the time as Jedi and Sith languages do exist by why a protocol droid of all things know what said language is if you don't want people to say it 46:18 I can never unsee the fact that the Knights of Ren's weapons look so fake here 48:30 Jeez once you notice that Ren doesn't even need to dodge because Rey isn't swinging at him this scene just looks stupid 49:46 Fun fact, all the star destroyers in this film are just scaled up models from Rogue One and that includes the windows and bridge 51:56 I may have shown that some parts of the movie do somewhat make sense but this only happens with ion storms (nebulas that are electrically charged) 52:36 Ion cannons are blue, turbolasers are green and red, and mass drivers are either blue or orange, none of these weapons are ion cannons 52:50 just tilt the ship and that star destroyer in the back would be clipping into the command ship plus this would also imply the command ship would have turned 90 degrees as they landed 54:49 also how did Ben get here, he used a TIE/FN Fighter, a fighter notorious for a lack of a hyperdrive, no shields, weak to asteroids, and a complete lack of life support, so you're telling me Ben found a TIE Fighter and spacesuit that wasn't blown to bits from the Death Star, manage to travel 1000s of light years from Endor to Exegol without a hyperdrive, navigate the hellscape being basically blind from the Tie and suit, and made it there in less than an hour, he didn't even walk into frame from it 55:55 yeah but what about that other nav-tower on the ground 57:10 I'm pretty sure that Anakin was angrily digging up his lightsabers because its burried in sand of all things plus this scene disappoints literally all the og and prequel fans

Question: if they decide to make a trilogy of movies set after Rise of Skywalker, what are they gonna call it?

@kendellstewart2090

10 ай бұрын

The Empire Strikes Back on the awakened force of the Rise of Skywalker the Last Jedi

@michaelchavez816

10 ай бұрын

A dumpster fire

@KhanMann66

10 ай бұрын

Garbage

@jdzspace33

10 ай бұрын

It doesn't matter, nobody will care

@Iffy350

10 ай бұрын

Cancelled

You took sins OFF for Rey "Skywalker"?????

Nostalgia is a strong drug And Disney became the biggest dealer of all

@sim4344

10 ай бұрын

That said, I'd say that the real example of "nostalgia" is retroactively acting like the the Original Trilogy and Prequels AREN'T deeply flawed. Because... they are. They really are. The whole saga is a wildly uneven experience from beginning to end, full of plot holes, retcons, silly dialogue, and character development that happens mostly offscreen, between movies. But we roll with it because it's entertaining.

@killerb255

10 ай бұрын

@@sim4344 That being said, I have a feeling Generations Z and Alpha will chime in on the Internet about loving the Sequel Trilogy when they grow up. After all, I think this relatively newfound love people have for the Prequel Trilogy is coming from young Millennials and older Zoomers that grew up with it and weren't even thought of when the Original Trilogy was released.

@BriannaTheGirlWhoLikesDinos

7 ай бұрын

​@@killerb255I'm Gen z and I'll never love that dumpster fire.

As for Leia naming her son after Kenobi, she did have a relationship with him as per the Kenobi series

@simpleanswer8954

10 ай бұрын

Two things: that wasn't written at the time, and including that relationship made no sense.

@Burn-nf3fo

10 ай бұрын

@@simpleanswer8954she did literally send him a ‘help me obi wan’ holo message though. She obviously thought he was her only chance and he literally came through for her. Kenobi came and saved her and is the reason all this kicked off. He’s the most important light side character in the universe.

@simpleanswer8954

10 ай бұрын

@@Burn-nf3fo It made no sense. If they already knew each other she wouldn't have had to explain who her father was in the message. End of story. They had no relationship, they weren't supposed to have met. The people who write this garbage just have no ability to write anything people care about without dragging out the old characters over and over again. And it works because they know a good chunk of their audience is like you. Unable to see the problems and willing to defend it with explanations that don't make any sense.

I'm surprised the video's only an hour long.

Having never watched any of your videos on Star Wars, it’s nice you did this.

Only an hour? With THIS topic, I was expecting to be here for a week or more.

The “There is another Skywalker” line was more accurate than you could have ever know 😳😭

I've come to the conclusion that Disney's Star Wars sequel trilogy was basically a middle finger to it's legions of fans while also saying "we're going to create our own trilogy."

@michaelhall4626

10 ай бұрын

With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the trilogy!

Oh my god. Somehow Palpatine returned

@jbvader721

10 ай бұрын

That should've gotten a million Sins alone. F*** that movie.

Man, SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL with these freaking movies. Why didn't Disney just watch Abrams' Star Trek movies and see the audience reactions from them before hiring him smh.

Me after seeing the title: Yes Me after watching the video: more. MORE

This trilogy could’ve been so great in the hands of talented writers who weren’t committed to pushing T H E M E S S A G E! And actually giving it to one director to tell the story.

@TravisHouze

10 ай бұрын

What message? And how is a message pushed? Even the original trilogy has THREE directors

@brettbaratheon9776

10 ай бұрын

@@tsarnicholasii6679but it isn’t a joke. It truly is THE MESSAGE.

@timy9197

10 ай бұрын

You could just end it at “talented writers”. And this trilogy being a reset button is a biggest problem.

@BenJPics9925

10 ай бұрын

The Sequel trilogy solution isn't having one director (the OT had three), the solution is having a story planned out from the beginning and following through with it.

@Burn-nf3fo

10 ай бұрын

I think you kiddos aren’t understanding what a director actually does. Atleast what they used to do. They weren’t the sole dictator of what happens in the film. Especially not with Star Wars.

I need 8 hours of CinenaSins to fall asleep to

If two random people could figure out how the First Order tracked them through light speed in 10 seconds after they said it was “ImPoSsiBLe!” Then why hasn’t anyone done it before 😐😑😐

@Sephiroth144

10 ай бұрын

Definitely not a spy on the ships, nosireebob... Frankly, I'd look at the two people who suggested how the FO tracked them- they had that answer on standby.

20:42 there is mention of feul in Star Wars, in the prequels, when Obi Wan went to see if Grevious was on Utapau, he asked for fuel for his starfighter

He could have just said “the trilogy” and rewarded them 10000 sins and everything would have been fine

Only have an issue with 2 sins. “Wouldnt Luke be in all the history books? How do you think he’s a myth?” Yes in all the history books she’s acquired on a dessert planet she’s been on by herself since she was a small child. Word of mouth is the only way she’s probably even heard of Luke in the first place, and given Rays limited scope of the galaxy, it makes sense she thinks a dude with magic powers is just a myth. Also fuel is a real thing is starwars. A huge struggle in building the original rebellion against the empire was quite the fuel required for a war effort because the empire control all the fuel mines and refineries. Also that tether on the tie fighter you sinned in force awakens is in fact a fuel line.

@Caseytify

9 ай бұрын

Fuel is a real thing? The original rebellion struggled for sources? What is this from?

@simpleviewer1334

9 ай бұрын

@@Caseytify they get fuel from Gas giants like Bespin, they call it Tibanna Gas and is used to power every ship you see in the film, the only exception were the main trilogy's TIE Fighter which fun Fact: the wings are solar pannels which power the TIE with only more advanced models using fuel

@orboakin8074

9 ай бұрын

But tie fighters use their solar panel wings to recharge. They don't need fuel😂😂

I know a lot of people always hope and argue what is Star Wars cannon... BUT CAN WE PLEASE just this one time wish that this trilogy WASN'T cannon??

Yo, props on the “mad mad mad mad world” throw back shout out. Excellent movie.

Soo... thing about the theory of Hyperspace (It's a real scientific theory that Star Wars used perfectly until the last 3 movies), is that technically while it is a form of FTL, it's also a concept most people fail to understand. What grants hyper space the advantage over Warp is that the ship in question electromagnetically vibrates at a harmonic resonance that is out of phase with everything around it. Making it effectively a form of "Vibro" technology where it's molecular mass is vibrating so fast and at a frequency that is different than normal matter, that it's atoms pass through other atoms not vibrating at the "normal" resonance of other celestial objects, which is in turn how a ship is able to achieve light speed. The theory is that by vibrating out of phase with most other objects it has a more efficient escalation to faster speeds due to a complete reduction of drag. That being said; jumping into and out of Hyper speed will allow a ship to ignore "most" other objects, except those objects that might have an energy field (such as a force field) that could resonate on or near the same frequency vibration. While they don't show it in the movie, it is possible for ships in hyperspace to actually collide, crash, attack, and even encounter other objects that may harmonically resonant differently than normal space time. Which is mainly why Hyperspace is NEVER used inside a planet, around stars, or more importantly as a weapon for crashing into other ship or through force fields. Because it's unknown what would actually happen in these cases, and it could very likely cause catastrophic problems for both the ships, crew, and anything else they encounter while in Hyperspace. ~ So what makes matters worse is that the writers of the last trilogy never bothered to research what the theory of "Hyper space" is, how it applied to the Star Wars universe, and just assumed it was "like" Star treks "Warp" technology and applied "Warp theory" to a completely different set of scientific rules. Which makes all of the Hyper space scenes absolutely ridiculous, broken and frankly "unrealistic" because "math" was apparently too hard.

@SavedByFaith9981

10 ай бұрын

NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD

@Clockest

9 ай бұрын

That mention of Star Trek warp logic is most likely on point when you realize that J.J Abrams, director and one of the writers of 2 out of 3 films from that thrilogy, made 2 star trek movies before that project. The fact that he didn't make middle movie also kinda explains why some characters and storylines are magicaly missing from it, for e.g. Knights of Ren. It was writed and directed by different guy then the other 2, which just bringed even more chaos to that thrilogy.

@tokumeillc-livegamesession3291

9 ай бұрын

@@SavedByFaith9981 - Without "Nerd's" you wouldn't have your cellphone, internet, computers, or most technology you depend upon. So shut your trap. ;p

@Caseytify

9 ай бұрын

Don't you just love it when the fanbois start quoting pseudo science? 😆

@orboakin8074

9 ай бұрын

"The force awakens is not a science lesson" -J.J Abrams😂😂

Oh gawd hold on I need to get my popcorn ready for this amazing film REVIEW!!

32:49 is genuinely the only time in existence our host is surprised by anything and removes more than four sins.

OK, at the ultimate end scene. Lando got out his little black book and told everybody he had pictures.

I’m gonna watch this later today but I’ll be highly highly disappointed if there isn’t 1000+ sins😂

10:10 Wait, he shouted "raider" ? I'm pretty sure he shouted "traitor". Which is a sin, since he'd have to have a history with the guy to know he was a traitor. What does "Raider" mean here?

not defending the sequel trilogy, but 0:32, I assumed it was a silhouette, not a shadow, because it also blocks the stars behind it

I'm surprised this is only one hour.

The first time I watched the rise of skywalker, I fell asleep then woke up around the final battle. I never fall asleep during movies, so me falling asleep says a lot

Sin 1: No George Lucas involvement Sin 2: Killing the EU Sin 3: No original trio on camera together.

Rs6 rouge spear is such an unexpected reference lol. Nice

To answer your question on why the sith only made 2 is because of the sith rule of 2 so it actually makes some sense

I love how you even went out of your way to appreciate the decent moments and then summarily smack it around like the dog chew toy it is the rest of the time. Nice. I was so irritated I missed the decent stuff in a couple of spots.

I didn’t know that it was legal to play the entirety of one movie, let alone three, for free on KZread

"The ending is GREAT!?" About her claiming Luke's last name? Like... the biggest travesty of Mary Sueness ever witnessed? Sheezus guys...

As someone who hates the sequels as much as the next guy, my only excuse for the Star Destroyer not seeing Rey and Finn when they escape Jakku is the fact that it was on the other side of the planet. Because they just casually want to be on the other side of the planet.

The sin for Kylo being named Ben at 14:01 is no longer valid due to the Kenobi series

@brettbaratheon9776

10 ай бұрын

But nobody watched that it liked it so no, the sin stands.

@Burn-nf3fo

10 ай бұрын

Well think about it from leias point of view. She was captured by space himmler. Pretty sure she was about to die and the rebellion would fail. She sends out a final Hail Mary message in a bottle asking obi wan to help her as he’s her only hope. Whilst in prison, obi wan literally comes and saves her, saving the rebellion and kicking off the entire collapse of the empire. Obi wan then continues to help her and her brother as a force ghost. If you had any intelligence to think about it from her POV, he would be idolised by her, more than luke.

@orboakin8074

9 ай бұрын

Okay, so why does Kenobi and Vader's duel in EP. 4 seem like they just met for the first time in for ever? This thing of fans making excuses for terrible writing is just pathetic

Palpatine should have been BROUGHT back by his old Master and focus the movie more around that... So in trilogy, he would have been used as "stalking horse", so to speak

I always thought that 1 of the 5 planets was Coruscant. It was the way that the First Order eradicated planets closest to the heart of the Republic(and the HQ).

@DogFiles

10 ай бұрын

JJ wanted to destroy Coruscant, but Lucasfilm stopped him so he moved the Republic to Hosnian Prime and blew that planet up.

@nickbell4984

10 ай бұрын

If they did that then thats even worse. Coruscant is the heart of the galaxy in Star Wars, not just the heart of the Republic. Disney literally destroyed everything the original trilogy, and the prequels made.

Vader stopped blaster bolts in midair in the Dark Horse comics. Which is probably where Disney got the idea from, and as far as I know Dark Horse comics are still cannon.

@Caseytify

9 ай бұрын

canon, not cannon.

Hearing someone say Ghost Recon brings life to my soul.

47:38 what’s wild is they were standing the exact distance from the thing for that to work.

*This is just what we needed, and mostly right now.*

I've pinpointed the moment I finally subscribed to CinemaSins: "Where's the danger? Or does she only have enough fuel for one space resurrection?!"

Surprised you didn’t just upload Episodes 8 and 9

Taking off sins at the end is such a heel thing to do 😂😂😂

“A well choreographed fight” lol

0:30 or it's just the destroyer covering the planet ( it is in between the planet and the camera). Planets reflect light damnit

Fuel from smaller ships was a great burn, that would make too much sense tho. The sequels really didn’t thrive on details like that, they were too busy cramming 6 hours of movie storyline into an 1hr and 45 mins or so lol great job as always guys 👑

surprised this is only a hour

On about the ghost fan thing... Was hilarious..😂😂

the skywalker saga was over with return of the jedi. i will NEVER accept disney star wars as canon.

AND...he took sins off for the holdo manuver? That alone breaks starwars, why didn't the just use a droid to fly an x wing through the star destroyer? Or just attach tungsten rods to light speed engines...

@turbo8628

10 ай бұрын

Took sins off for some "awesome" things that were not at all "awesome"

I love that 3po has pre-set factory "Do not's" when he was made in Anakin's room from scraps...

I was looking foward to this.

Right off the bat, they made a mistake I believe. That isn't a shadow of the ship. It's a silhouette of the ship.

What sequels? I'm gonna report this video as fake news, we all know that are no such things as a Star Wars sequel after the prequel.

40:46 Made me lol 😆

Kinda feel old but: "Leeeeroy jeeeeenkins!!" Gets me smiling still😁

I felt sorry for Kelly Marie Tran. She basically got sideline and ignored for the final film, after receiving so much backlash against fans who didn't like her character.

@___David__

10 ай бұрын

Her character was trash. Hence the reaction.

@timy9197

10 ай бұрын

They did the same to Finn and he was a fan favorite

@KhanMann66

10 ай бұрын

Her character is by far the worst. Right next to Rey.

@jdzspace33

10 ай бұрын

@timy9197 once they used her to shield criticism and virtue signal, her usefulness was gone.

@brettbaratheon9776

10 ай бұрын

@@jdzspace33someone gets it.

This could be 10 hours long video

Sequel Trilogy summed up in 3 sentences: 1. I’M THE SPY! 2. I’M THE SPY! 3. I’M THE SPY!

4:32 that Ferguson line 😂😂😂😭

I feel like it should have been Thrawn or his people that should have been the last order

@Poke-ladd

10 ай бұрын

@@tsarnicholasii6679 I recall that also being a thing in rebels prior

@hunterlawrence7228

10 ай бұрын

Thrawn and the Chiss ascendancy keep to themselves unless they are threatened. The rebel alliance only wanted to fight the empire, nothing more. They would pose no credible threat to the Chiss so that theory doesn’t really work.

@mjjfilms4597

9 ай бұрын

@@tsarnicholasii6679​​⁠​⁠​⁠The Holdo maneuver destroyed the First Order ships before entering hyperspace.

@mjjfilms4597

9 ай бұрын

@@tsarnicholasii6679 We know from everything else in Star Wars that you need a clear path to enter hyperspace. The ship quickly accelerates before entering and could crash into objects in front of it. That’s why other than in TROS, no one ever jumps to hyperspace in the atmosphere of a planet or when a blockade of ships is in front of them. The Death Star was probably too big for any single ship to destroy it.