18:17 the reason why the helicopter blade didn’t break apart is because that blade was made from family, and nothing is stronger than family

@Mr.Derp8finity

5 ай бұрын

Bro, how- Context: This comment was, like, seconds after the video was uploaded. Like, ????

@multiverse_media2023

5 ай бұрын

It’s funny because Jonas’ actor is also Deckard Shaw, another member of Dom’s Fast Family and one of the badasses of the Shaw Family.

@iKilledKennyXD

5 ай бұрын

@@multiverse_media2023 I so badly wish this was a crossover so i can finally see the crew outrun a giant shark like a hot wheels track.

@multiverse_media2023

5 ай бұрын

@@iKilledKennyXD Might get that in Hobbs & Reyes.

@ashleybrooke2087

5 ай бұрын

Well, now when they cross over both movie series & make the Meg & the Furious, we'll know where they might have gotten the idea

Somehow the first one was better and more realistic

@garg4531

5 ай бұрын

Agreed The snappers (those lizard things) just killed it for me

@goodusernamedoesntexi..

5 ай бұрын

That is what they wanted maybe. The only way to make an average movie age better is to make a much worse sequel

@emisthem6562

5 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, a lot of sequels suffer from "We clearly don't know what made the original fun-itis"

@richardsuperville1320

5 ай бұрын

Ww​@@goodusernamedoesntexi..

@richardsuperville1320

5 ай бұрын

​@@goodusernamedoesntexi..w

"Swimming past all these perfectly tasty people so you can eat /wood/" was one of my favorite cinemasins lines ever

@viix3815

3 ай бұрын

That was a morsel of a line. XD

@Buesifluesterer

Ай бұрын

At which time of the day was it? In the morning? Just asking for the wood

I liked how the small terrestrial Dino were shown happily walking on god green earth and then spent 65 milion years 10 km under the surface of the ocean without changing at all keeping their legs in a pure acquatic environment and being able to breath air and walk without problem on the ground when returned to surface

@librarianseth5572

5 ай бұрын

As if somehow a higher power were preserving them for the purpose of dying after surfacing for no good reason eons later.

@tripleh327

5 ай бұрын

@@librarianseth5572 it was me Austin It was me all the time

@Kitty_Lola86

4 ай бұрын

Came here to say exactly this!

@HennryHammerhead

4 ай бұрын

Nevermind the fact they would do the equivelent of us going to space unprotected if they tried to surface like that.

@AussieRider20

3 ай бұрын

Also ignoring the fact that the Megalodon didn't appear for almost 45 million years after the extinction of the dinosaurs but somehow they ended up together.

"Thank GOD we have this 'Present Day' title to remind us when we are cause when I hear that Jason Statham is famous for hanging around in the f*cking Cretaceous period doing pull ups" I'M CACKLING AND THE VIDEO JUST STARTED😂😂😂

@NotTheGrimmReaper

5 ай бұрын

same lol

@BaronSengir1008

5 ай бұрын

To be fair, if Statham had a time machine he probably would actually do that...

"Also nope, but more" 😂😂

@zaken_bacon5

5 ай бұрын

TRUE

@everymoviehero9248

5 ай бұрын

Facts!

@smartawesome376

5 ай бұрын

You commented a full half a day before this video was released, and props to however you did that

@janeduval0716

5 ай бұрын

How did u comment if you commented this 21 hours ago but the video has been up for only 9 hours

@melindaconolly9260

5 ай бұрын

@@janeduval0716 I'm a Cinemasins Patreon member, we get early access

As I was watching this movie, I kept thinking: _"CinemaSins would have a field day with this..."_ And now, it finally happened! 👏🏻😁

@100ktheway

5 ай бұрын

lol I was thinking the same thing. This channel totally changed how I watch movies

@Chazzyfield

5 ай бұрын

@@100ktheway Me, too! I now have the habit of watching a movie and then immediately seeing if they sinned it 👀

@TT33533

5 ай бұрын

Same I've been waiting for them to roast it so badly😂😂

@Ray.Norrish

5 ай бұрын

This is the only way I will be able to manage to watch this "film" so yay cinemasins? edit: Nope, can't even make it past halfway... that's a first..

@Chazzyfield

5 ай бұрын

@@TT33533 Definitely worth the wait! 😬

In this movie i was more afraid of Jason Statham and his plot armor more than the meg himself.

@mrbojangles8133

5 ай бұрын

fortunately plot armor never fails

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

Oh man, wait till you read the novels.

@andylaw3222

4 ай бұрын

Jason doesn't have plot armor, plot armor has Jason😂

@bruhda7469

4 ай бұрын

@@SoldierOfFatethese are based on books?

@justinrodgers9928

4 ай бұрын

Honestly the Asian dude had more plot armor than Jason here. They kept trying to convince us he was a goner only to have him survive again

Two Extra Sins: Haiqi following them through the thermocline because "she followed their heat signature." May as well have said "because the plot demanded it." Second, why did Evil CEO Lady actually go to Fun Island at all? There is no other purpose in her being there than to be eaten by the dinosaurs. The plot demanded it, again.

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

Evil CEO Lady went to Fun Island to witness the glory of Jonas and his crew get shot by the mercs or eaten by the Megs/Snappers. That's the ONLY possible explanation.

Let’s not forget an animal of that size not just beaching but launching itself on land, after the Rex, would have realistically crushed every organ in its own body… or at the very least suffocated from the immense pressure of its own weight out of water and sheer momentum.

Extra sin: The black guy with the backpack decide to get self-defense training after what happened in the last movie but nothing he learned would come in handy if he had to fight a shark which was the event that made him get defense training in the first place.

@justinrodgers9928

4 ай бұрын

This!

@TheMeta141

2 ай бұрын

apart from the 50 cal desert eagle with poison bullets

The question I have is why did we need a sequel? Suddenly, one of the main characters from the first movie has died, which we don't have any idea how that happened.

@MJAYZ007

5 ай бұрын

She died from being the wife of an action hero that's why

@silverhawk24

5 ай бұрын

@@MJAYZ007 yep, that makes sense

@MJAYZ007

5 ай бұрын

@@silverhawk24 yeah yeah yeah

@Xerou

5 ай бұрын

​@@MJAYZ007literally fucked to death....

@jweezyyy

5 ай бұрын

It’s called “China” the first movie did amazingly well in China, that’s why they made this one and that’s why both movies have Chinese actors. It’s promoted by American filmmakers and the Chinese film industry. That’s why it was made.

The greatest sin was that they never ONCE said "Shut up Meg"

@ALF_Films

5 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity

@Hihihi-nz3uf

5 ай бұрын

Cringe

@Hihihi-nz3uf

4 ай бұрын

@@modestmousecoloredperson looks like I hurt someone’s feelings lmao

@obeysnow950

4 ай бұрын

@@Hihihi-nz3uf Dude really made his channel private after saying that.

I remember hearing “It doesn’t work like that” the first time I watched this and laughing my ass off in real time.

Me, my brother and my cousin went to see this in theaters. We were the only three people there it was so much fun to just sit and make fun of the movie lmao

@callmehsaffy

5 ай бұрын

So lucky man 😔 could’ve bought another seat for me but maybe next time 😔🤚💔

For the Meg impaling, I was expecting Timothy Dalton’s character from Hot Fuzz saying, “this really, really hurts”… lol

@ReleasedHollow

4 ай бұрын

Same exact scene the cam into my head at that moment.

"One does not simply care about Meg 2: The Trench." -Boromir

I really enjoyed the moment when Jason Statham said: "Oi, I'm the Meg or something". Crying every time remembering it!

“This is just the first level of dumb. There are MANY MANY more levels of dumb to come before we hit this movie’s thermocline of dumbassary.” *having flashbacks of the lizard things* Truer words have never been spoken… Edit: Also adding to the questions about the giant squid’s stealth, the fact the girl didn’t scream or make any noise when she got grabbed

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

...but why did the giant octopus grab just that one girl when there were so many more tasty human snacks on that boat for it?

@garg4531

4 ай бұрын

@@SoldierOfFate Well likely she was the first person it was able to grab, but I can’t remember if it went after the others or not, because it probably would under the assumption that there are others onboard

@srfnsurfer

4 ай бұрын

I listened to the books up book 5. And that was hard. The movies are move believable. There's an actual human villain, a reality show and the children taking over the series. It's all a troupe

17:34 The "I won't be needing THIS anymore" is my favorite Cinemasins running joke.

Jeremy singing like Idina had me choking on my tea. 😂

@SansMerci1013

5 ай бұрын

I couldn't breathe for laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂

@meredithgrubb4497

2 ай бұрын

I had just taken a drag of my cigarette and about thru up choking from laughing lol

Pippen the dog has more plot armor than Jason Stratham

@tanyapollock7496

2 ай бұрын

If they make a 3rd movie The rule is sweet little pippin has to make an appearance and survive lol

5:10 "This is an exploration mission. Let's explore." is a terrible line straight from the "This is a rebellion - I rebel" School of Things.

Actually most underwater structures for saturation diving are held at pressures to allow divers to move in and out without needing to spend hours decompressing. Based on the facility having exterior doors, it was likely made for saturation diving and thus they wouldn't need to depressurize when entering it.

@GeorgeMonet

4 ай бұрын

But would saturation diving be possible at the bottom of the Mariana Trench?

@SteampunkHorse

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, I was looking for a comment like this to give info on that!!

@TheMeta141

2 ай бұрын

giving they've got friggin exo suits i assume they also designed such a saturation @@GeorgeMonet

20:00 I was waiting the whole time to hear "Shut up Meg." Glad I wasn't disappointed.

I have been looking forward to this being sinned since the movie came out. Can’t contain my joy. 😊

@zaken_bacon5

5 ай бұрын

TRUE

@silverhawk24

5 ай бұрын

I don't even understand why this sequel was necessary

@smartawesome376

5 ай бұрын

I have no idea how you managed to comment 14 hours before the video released but congrats on that

@CR014

5 ай бұрын

@@smartawesome376 Patreon. Members get early access

@thomasneal9291

5 ай бұрын

@@smartawesome376 just in case you haven't figured this out yet: The world? it's a globe, with time zones. Not everybody lives where you live, or lives where the video was posted from.

How much metal, wiring, plastic, rubber, RUNNING outboards, and wood can a meg eat without a tummy ache? Apparently ALL of it.

Bro missed the "How is the Megalodon eating a Tyrannosaurus that went extinct 30 million years ago?"

Wait, so the movie opens with a megalodon that looks about 10 times the size of a real one (seriously, they were only about 3-5 metres longer than a T-Rex) snagging a T-Rex from the beach? How did the fact that a megalodon somehow time travelled back 46 million years before its species even evolved not get sinned?

I saw the movie a while back and I think it started out good since it was pretty grounded, then it turned out just plain ridiculous Been wanting to your head your thoughts on it, so can’t wait to watch!

@Roho22

5 ай бұрын

That’s what made the film decent imo. It’s just such a stupid film to the point where it’s a breathe of fresh air ig

@garg4531

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@Roho22Yeah that’s what my parents said, that’s supposed to be a stupid film to laugh at for, but for me the first half was done seriously and then the second half was just utterly ridiculous, which felt jarring for me, especially since I was into it at first

@thomasneal9291

5 ай бұрын

"since it was pretty grounded" you people are NUTS.

@garg4531

5 ай бұрын

@@thomasneal9291 Well maybe not the best way of putting it, but it wasn’t necessarily as “off the rails” or, I suppose, “cheesy” as the later half, or at least tries to take itself more seriously is what I mean to say

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

The novels are even more ridiculous. These movies are toned down compared to the insane shit that Jonas goes through and survives.

the J. Jonah Jameson bit at the end was absolutely perfect.

Into the Unknown just about killed me, I literally choked on my pasta 🤣

@SansMerci1013

5 ай бұрын

So fucking funny - I couldn't breathe

How the hell are they moving like that in the literal ocean, have you ever tried to run under water? Even with their magic exosuits or whatever it should still be hard to move with the resistance of the literal ocean on them

So for those who are confused as to why there is a sequel it is because ...4 books... also if you didnt know The Meg is a book series....... its the early 2000s all over again....

@werewolf3949

5 ай бұрын

I'm equally mortified and excited

@Phyantis4293

4 ай бұрын

The books are better but they remind me more of a 80s summer block buster. I read the first 2 before watching the trench and I was throughly disappointed. I could live with changes since I know they only have an hour and half to make it a movie, but I think they should’ve focused on the horror aspect of the movie

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

@@Phyantis4293 It is due to the fact they wanted to tone down the horror/gore aspects of the books in order to get more revenue (the first Meg had a lot of cut content because of this). 18+ films often don't do well in China, which was their main profit market.

@charlesdoyle3630

2 ай бұрын

@@Phyantis4293 When you change over 90 percent of material to make a half assed script then no you honestly not accept changes. Botched characters badly. Jonas was not a drunk loner in the books. They screwed up Mac. Dj was a joke of character as well. They bastardized the story from the first two books. Nothing more nothing less

3:13 "-It was exciting." Yes, he just nearly glued his fins together, saved himself at the last moment in front of everyone, and now pretends that everything was as planned.

Imagine if Aquaman control these ancient super sharks under the sea.

@BaronSengir1008

5 ай бұрын

If he can control krakens, he can control sharks of all size...

@LordSvzklx

5 ай бұрын

In many stories he *does*

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

He can control a Kaiju, so obviously he can control these giant sharks.

I watched this movie just the other day and immediately looked for a CinemaSins video covering it. Luckily I was just a day or two early. Thanks for the great video!

0:34 Cliche: “An important character must first be shown so that his face is not visible.”

18:39 . .. shark skin is basically sandpaper. .the guys hand is now a bloddy stump

15:55 "Swimming past all these tasty people so you can eat wood," cracked me up!

This is one of those movies you watch to catch a thriller but ends up being a comedy 😂

11:33 And here comes the most idiotic moment in the entire film: the depth is seven and a half kilometers, Jonas with a stern face takes in air, and floats out into a pressure of 700 atmospheres, which would turn him into a dead man in five seconds. I think he wouldn’t really need a spacesuit to go into space either.

@markdarwinlabarentos4035

4 ай бұрын

Jonas should be recruited by The Avengers

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

None of that matters when you have the power of *FAMILY* on your side!

@justinrodgers9928

4 ай бұрын

Oh yeah dude is clearly super human

Killing off the Hot Chinese Mom was the First Greatest Sin that would have made me not see it in theaters.

5:28-5:36 "Into the un-knnnnooowwnnn...*cough-cough" 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 Caught me off guard, I can't breathe! LOL

"What's that smell?" "Divers" - that's a real thing, which is why dive shops sell enzymatic detergents to get the urine stench out of neoprene.

Jason Statham is going for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

@mrblack5145

5 ай бұрын

I understand this reference.

@lunar-1340

5 ай бұрын

I wonder if there are any police girls ...

@retsaMinnavoiG

5 ай бұрын

Big titty police girls?

"Dues ex megina"😂

choked on my food with the "into the unkown joke" thank you very much

@SansMerci1013

5 ай бұрын

I couldn't breathe for minute, laughed TOO hard

I'd like to personally thank Southwest Airlines for allowing me to not watch this movie in HD quality because I don't even think the quality of this film lines up with needing to be HD. Also also, that's maybe the perfect place for a movie like this to stay and be watched... a plane!!😂 I haven't heard worse dialogue in a movie in forever.🤣

2:02 Jumin talks about technology that allows one to “penetrate a cavity through a layer of icy water,” although the bathyscaphe doesn’t really care whether it’s icy or room temperature.

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast

4 ай бұрын

That girl tries to flirt with Jonas lol.

@GeorgeMonet

4 ай бұрын

It would. The freezing would severely reduce the strength of the structure and cause it to shatter from the pressure.

“Cooookie!” and “shut up, Meg” at the end LMAO

The cookie monster audio dub over had me 🤣

I ❤ how I get more excited about this Chanel then the actual movies that are about 😂

18:04 this part is like the SyFy movie “Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus”… but actually good 😆

I did like the movie and found it amazing that the giant creatures were able to show up at the resort at the same time.

@TheMeta141

2 ай бұрын

apparently the sharks thought the tiny humans with all their clothing and plastic were tastier than the giant octopus

5:28 😂😂

8:00 the best burn of this video 😂

Future Sins movie suggestion: would you ever consider doing the 1960s Batman movie? Granted that movie exists in a world where "logic" doesn't always work like it does in our world, but it would still be fun to see.

My thoughts and prayers to everyone at Sins that had to watch this movie. We're grateful for your sacrifice so that we didn't have to suffer. 🙏

So I'm just gonna say it. I love that Pippin returned. I am sad about Suyin though.

15:40 😂 i'm dying, discussed exactly this yesterday.

so these exosuits that look like are only an exoskeleton instead something more like a space suit makes me want to know what is protecting them from the pressure down there

10:46 First time I comment on your mistakes; A gun gun does not work underwater cause water beats bullet, hence the harpoon guns.

Missed opportunity to put the entire movie

It's a movie you'd watch on a plane to kill time...

Fucking Awesome Man! You have brought many smiles to a shitty day. Once again, Thank you...

1h into the movie I just opened up youtube and searched for this video just so I could watch it after the movie ended. I felt very vindicated, thank you 😂❤

"coooooookie nom nom nom" took me out 😂

Every sin video that comes out that isn't sinning The Sandlot is like a paper cut to my soul. I cannot continue to endure this torture! Please sin The Sandlot before I'm dead inside!!!

@Emmalinezewyvern

3 ай бұрын

Holy- You just unlocked a memory, I used to watch that movie on repeat-

3:35 normally subs are lowered into the water, these 2 advanced subs are dropped like 20ft and for no reason. they'd have to use a cable to pull them out of the water anyway.

I haven’t watched one of these in years when did he lose his mind? He’s so much more animated then he used to be.

This is my very first Cinemasins video and the first thought I had was 'Man Kermit is PISSED'

Spat out my water at the Sea Quest bit😂😂

Okay, but a Seaquest remake would be amazing and the real sin is that we don't have that in this timeline.

The Cookie Monster Outtake was Awesome!!!

I’ve been waiting for this for so long!!!!

I was watching this in the theater and just wanting it to end

"Into the unknooooooooòoooooooooooooowwwwnnn" "cough cough" "how tf does she do that?!" That got me fr 😂

@SansMerci1013

5 ай бұрын

We basically typed the same dialogue! I choked I was laughing so hard😂😂

the cookie over line almost killed me

16:30 That UN-number is for diesel not propane…

The Meg movie that didn't have much of the Meg in it.

@Molten2004

5 ай бұрын

Fr

@Hollyberrystreats

5 ай бұрын

Classic shark movie

Omg so if the people in the Oceangate sub had just blew the air out of their noses they would've been fine why didn't they think of that

"Cookie num num num'" that was funny as hell!

Okay, that J.J. one at the end got me to smile.

0:26 Against this background, you somehow don’t pay attention to the fact that megalodons appeared forty million years after dinosaurs ended on Earth. (+1 sin)

@gentblue

5 ай бұрын

How does that make any difference to the plot? They are going under the sea not back in time!

Another big sin is how the hell that dude manages to outrun the water after watching his gf die AND close the door behind him

That into the unknown part killed me. I can't stop laughing😂

8:48 Nice Clerks reference!

I loved this movie and I agree with everything in this video 😅

@SansMerci1013

5 ай бұрын

The two aren't mutually exclusive :)

This movie is the reason Cinamasins was created.

MEG 2 makes Sandler’s Jack and Jill, look like an Oscar worthy movie.

I've been waiting for this one

Compared to other ridiculous movies, I'm actually surprised at how low the sin count was for this. Personally, I would have given well over 200 sins.

@gentblue

5 ай бұрын

I think that they couldn't think of a funny enough bonus round.

6:59 okay, hear me out. I think the reason they had the red lights on is because the red wavelengths are much more undetectable to things and is also one of the reasons deap sea exploration machines use red when they was to not be seen, and white so they could get a gathering and see the creatures. In this case for the red light, it's the same thing. But why they are using the white light is because they need to see. That far down, the red light is hardly visible and they want to make sure they get to their destination. But that's just my guess, i don't actually know what the film crew was thinking but i do know the practical reasons for it. I just found that bit in the movie kinda cool:)

@Smileyrat

5 ай бұрын

You are only sorta right. Red light wave lengths don't reach that deep into the ocean, because they get absorbed and scattered by the higher layers of water, so creatures are often red to hide (because there is no red light to bounce off them). But red light produced at that depth behaves normally. I am not very knowledgeable of deep sea creature vision, but a megaladon supposedly hunted wales in the upper layers of the ocean and should have good vision.

@SoldierOfFate

4 ай бұрын

So when they switched to the white lights when they began their walk across the trench, why didn't the Megs go apeshit and target them? It's proven in both movies that any sort of illumination on a high wave length intensifies their aggression.

I love the “LANDSLIDE!” You are in a closed container sir. There was no need for this yelling. 😂😆🤣

I love when you do this on Netflix movies. Never stop. :)

A scarier movie would be about the dunkleosteus

I genuinely didn't even know they came out with a sequel

I was hoping CinemaSins would add “shut up Meg” in the outtakes. I was not disappointed.

Omg Monster and Peter just almost got me not breathing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣