At least we know Madagascar is the safest place in the world.

@MenezarianDuck

2 жыл бұрын

and in second place comes ukra-

@allentorrey2536

2 жыл бұрын

It got taken over to

@rudrakshpainuly1294

2 жыл бұрын

Irony that Germany planned on deporting all Jews to Madagascar

@jackmclaughlin9911

2 жыл бұрын

well no, also illinois suprisingly for a long time

@kowi__

2 жыл бұрын

its new zealand cuz it was never involved in this conflict

As an American seeing "Maryland Reich" is extra cursed

@distructo

2 жыл бұрын

i think an Austrian Mustache Man flew to Maryland and took over

@drkclshr

2 жыл бұрын

What about the Singapore reich

@gabesteinberg6244

2 жыл бұрын

Marylanders outside of the Baltimore-Washington corridor are pretty based though.

@zonaiarcher2201

Ай бұрын

Real shit, man

@Fa-Cfa

Ай бұрын

USA moment

As a native Marylander myself let me say this is entirely unexpected and just as cursed as everyone is claiming. Everyone will eat Old Bay on everything or else.

@robsterlobsterr

2 жыл бұрын

I already eat Old Bay on everything and I’m from New Jersey, it slaps dude

@juwebles4352

2 жыл бұрын

@@robsterlobsterr Its just a part of being near to the Chesapeake, old bay radiates from there

@MegaCdjohnson

2 жыл бұрын

@@juwebles4352 This is the way of the Bay

@vladde8ori

2 жыл бұрын

you mispronounced blessed

@general_duck4580

2 жыл бұрын

We Won

Madagascar was literally just sitting there peacefully. Why did Maryland have to do this.

@plorabare

2 жыл бұрын

Because Maryland wanted to send the Jews ther-

@topperhawley5079

2 жыл бұрын

They had to deal with the threat of the Titans.

@thomasjames9678

2 жыл бұрын

Hard to move off an island that has little population, no industrial cap and little to no resources lol

@sagittariusa7662

Жыл бұрын

Cause America. Maryland is literally just North DC.

@theless-than-goodhunter7019

2 күн бұрын

Yoink

The reason why Maryland dominated is they first sought alliances with their neighbors, played them off each other, and just went tall. And then once it maxed out, it went wide. Then stopped, build up its new provinces and then global conquest. Take notes humans, this is how you conquer the world.

@ishakk435

3 ай бұрын

what about uhh, unhappy people

@onrch

Ай бұрын

Remove them​@@ishakk435

@Slimebot3000

Ай бұрын

​@@ishakk435Irrelevant

@ishakk435

Ай бұрын

@@Slimebot3000 hmm

@thesovietduck2121

Ай бұрын

As a non human I am taking notes

Maybe a Austrian Mustache man has gone over to Maryland and took over

@LaDezert

2 жыл бұрын

You're about Adam Hilt?

@nikolasmaillis6862

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh comment was first so you spoiled it

@farinozcelik

2 жыл бұрын

Well instead of Argentina...

@syncradar

2 жыл бұрын

His name is Adam Hilson lol

@AT-9777

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikolasmaillis6862 Same

everyone will enjoy crab fries whether they want to or not. all hail the maryland reich

@olimarnicholas6932

2 жыл бұрын

Crab fries!?!

@MoldycheeseJr

2 жыл бұрын

@@olimarnicholas6932 my guess is French fries with old bay crab seasoning on it. But I’m not from Maryland so I’m not sure

@keyowhah

2 жыл бұрын

@@MoldycheeseJr yes! exactly! im from delaware so we still eat them over here LOL

@keyowhah

2 жыл бұрын

@@olimarnicholas6932 yes!!

@MoldycheeseJr

2 жыл бұрын

@@keyowhah I’m from Boston - I guess we’re more similar than I thought

Who else asked himself: How did Gujarat conquer all Europe???

@Joshua-fq9tm

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering how in the world did Polesie lost with all those european industries lmao

@ninthcrusader2355

2 жыл бұрын

@@Joshua-fq9tm I’m guessing Gujarat weakened them by letting them whittle down their army trying to capture Istanbul. Bosforus is an Amazing chokepoint ngl.

@DangerCat0

Ай бұрын

We will return to this question in 5-15 years 😅

@Mark-nn2ce

28 күн бұрын

​@@Joshua-fq9tm yeah, I thought Polesie had it in the bag.

@alinaqirizvi1441

2 күн бұрын

Gujarati Sardinia and Crete even held off the Maryland Reich for a while

I love how the remaining 3 big nations in Asia tried to work together to stop Maryland but failed

@Lucas.Blevins

Жыл бұрын

Yes! I noticed that too haha

Maryland was a PLAGUE when it went to the eastern hemisphere

Watch backwards to see Madagascar’s counterattack

@hog2433

2 жыл бұрын

yea and watch everyone rebel

@LiamDoesStuffOnYoutube

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@rizkyadiyanto7922

2 күн бұрын

​@@hog2433madagascar supporting color revolutions be like.

As the economies of the world deteriorated under the strain of the Great Depression, radical elements quickly toppled governments and institutions. In a harrowing sight, Wall Street was set on fire by suspected anarchists and the stokebrokers and businessmen -- already having lost everything to the Depression -- lept from buildings. Central authority completely collapsed in every nation on Earth as militaries attempted to enforce martial law to maintain order, meanwhile revolutionary groups and government forces clashed both against one another and against themselves in a fractal-like pattern of power struggles. Militias began arming themselves. Civilians took matters into their own hands. A governorship over a Province or State became the most practical form of administration, having close-knit politics that maintained a semblance of unity and order. As the shattered remnants of Earth's former nation-states began to compete with one another over resources and the prestige of having united their homeland, a truly cataclysmic worldwide struggle had began. The destiny of Earth was to enjoy the ecstasy and madness of blood-soaked victory.

@banyanclark3524

2 жыл бұрын

Now THIS, is an interesting alt history.

@cyanideA

27 күн бұрын

marylqnd reich

It appears that either Maryland took the winning strategy of following behind after another person's war, or California just got insanely unlucky.

@tnapeepeelu

2 жыл бұрын

I live in California and this is deep

@TheTwilight1924

2 күн бұрын

Colorado had a secret pact with maryland

as a marylander myself I enjoy this

@arabfromramla

2 жыл бұрын

👀

@danske613

2 жыл бұрын

same here

@gabesteinberg6244

2 жыл бұрын

Likewise

@guyfromukraine3656

2 жыл бұрын

Maryland is a world superpower and has already conquered the universe

@MrTeaLover

Жыл бұрын

same

Maryland married all the land

Maryland: “Peace…was never an option.”

@dois_dee

Ай бұрын

"Strong and peaceful, might and brave..."

At least the world is controlled by a state with a cool flag

@jordanwutkee2548

42 минут бұрын

This is a highly underrated benefit. MD’s flag is sick 😎

The key to winning a battle royale is taking out your enemies one by one.

@selmandev6302

2 жыл бұрын

Maryland kinda attacked everyone around the end

@eksiarvamus

Жыл бұрын

@@selmandev6302 That's when they could. I also liked that they remained rather quiet after conquering the Americas to gain strength and let their enemies cancel each other out.

@claudetheclaudeqc6600

Жыл бұрын

@@eksiarvamus basically what you do in risk as well

@alimotamedi3402

11 ай бұрын

Sun tzu

Wait its all maryland,always has been.

Its all.. all Maryland Reich

@miras1858

2 жыл бұрын

Always has been

maryland plannin some shi

@darkhobo

2 жыл бұрын

They gonnah pahk tha cah in ahh tha yahds

Every man will tremble upon hearing the dradful name: Maryland

0:20 I like the one pink nation between brutan and Tibet that would just NEVER DIE. It was a the true zombie nation here.

@diranbodossian6061

Ай бұрын

[90s EDM INTENSIFIES]

Nobody remembers New Zealand not even the AI And that’s why they are the real winners

Once Maryland had NA and no one solely possessed Russian natural resources it was clear who was going to win. Deciding moment was Saskatchewan vs Maryland, but Maryland had the E. Coast. Also, I can't make out the province that took over UK but they held out a couple times against Marlyand invasions, not bad. Other than that they kept to themselves almost as much as Madagascar lol

@johnrussell9836

Жыл бұрын

That seemed to be Iceland.

@YoloMenace001

Жыл бұрын

@@johnrussell9836 it was the East Midlands

War : *rages on* Meanwhile, UK : *makes the music*

oh god imagine the lag, literally unplayable after a certain point

Absolutely BLESSED timeline!

@gavinsonsalla9319

Жыл бұрын

We have different definitions of the word "Blessed"

I like how Japan is just isolated as usual

Maryland: "OH I forgot Madagascar."

As someone born and raised in Maryland, I found this timelapse especially surprising. 😲

HAIL MARYLAND!!!! FOR THE MARYLAND REICH!!!

The World: fighting to the death Meanwhile, on the Keregulen islands: *peaceful music*

This was really fun. Do another!

@Lucas.Blevins

Жыл бұрын

Yeah repeat this scenario I’d watch it again and again

@Texan_christian1132

2 ай бұрын

Make Texas win

How does core's work? Do you have cores on your starting province only or do you gain cores when you annex others?

@aidenbooksmith2351

2 жыл бұрын

you gain cores when you annex others

@aidenbooksmith2351

2 жыл бұрын

all battle royales are like this. you automatically get cores once a peace deal fires and you take some territory Because no singular province can constantly supply enough manpower and factories to occupy the entire world

@BS-hl9me

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidenbooksmith2351 a Chinese province might have enough manpower but not enough factories lol.

@alexandrius4971

Жыл бұрын

@@aidenbooksmith2351 No, for coring you need 70% obedience and 100 political power.

Do it again! I’d watch a ton of these

As a Marylander I approve of this video!

oups maryland reich victory aie pour nous!

Wasn’t expecting Maryland world domination.

The Singapore Reich? The Maryland Reich? This funny mustache universe must look wild af.

I’ve never seen someone in the New World win one of these. They always unite too slow. This was super cool!

3:19 if hilter was polish

@user-cq8mj5fy7c

22 сағат бұрын

Actually Polesie here is a belorussian province. As well as Mozyr.

Maryland Reich: conquered all of world excluding Madagascar. Madagascar:

Bruh you can't just leave us with "music by Karl Casey", whats the name of the songs used?

Out of all the US states, I would never have guessed Maryland.

Polesie had a good run)

Is no one going to talk about the fact that it took 56 YEARS for Maryland to invade EVERYONE except for Madagascar??

Nice badass Synthwave ❤

I like how 2 years pass before Maryland is like: did we forget someone? Oh, grab it.

настоящие мужчины болели за полесье и новосибирск

@ArdoolYT

2 жыл бұрын

yes i rooted for polesie, lets go poland

@aidenbooksmith2351

2 жыл бұрын

А Белгород?

@Polupisov

2 жыл бұрын

Я за Алтайский край😎

@niccoart

2 жыл бұрын

Мозырь какая-то шутка?

The random province being beaten up the one millionth time: I’m still standing

About KZread zooming feature it doesn't go further than eight even though it should go up to 10

As a boy from polesie, i can say that it is true

Music is Soma by Karl Casey

I like how Belgorod were just sitting and doing nothing for half of the entire time

The Maryland Reich is symotaniously the funniest and most horrifying thing in Hoi4 history.

Anyone else notice that it took Maryland 56 years to conquer the world?

I didn't expected Maryland to win

If you look closely Maryland has a pretty rough start, almost being squeezed out of existence by aggressively expanding north Carolina and new England

People will stop asking where Maryland is, and start asking where Maryland isn't.

How did you do this? All the mods i find dont work.

I know Australia doesn't do much but they could at lest try to get it right...

I never expected Maryland to rule the world ever.

wait.. it's all maryland? always has been.

Now we need every tile independent

Just watching this video has caused my computer to rev up.

no way i actually started playing maryland the first time i booted this mod up

Song?

the entire world vs madagascar this is basically the attack on titan war if thsy didnt have titan powers

“Dread it. Run from it. Old Bay arrives all the same.”

Song name?

With Maryland as grand dictator of the world the phrase “Aaron earned an Iron Urn” will be outlawed

Music is so sick

1:55 is it me or does Singapore reich looks like a big distorted map of Bangladesh?

@fanboiInc.

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too LoL. Maybe cuz I'm from Bangladesh?

@t.f.r287

2 жыл бұрын

@@fanboiInc. perhaps, as someone who is into maps and geography, i couldn't help but point that oddly shape of Singapore.

As a fellow gujrati i can confirm that it did good

Nah, who knew Maryland knew the secrets to conquering the world.

As a Virginian, this is worst case scenario, defcon 1 type shit.

bro how can your pc run to 1992 with that mod

@sharplydressedrabbit3604

2 жыл бұрын

Why do you think his name is "andromeda", he's obviously a NASA employee using the supercomputer for HOI4 timelapses

1:25 America on fire. Michigan: this is fine

Oh weird getting a completely unnassailable back line of production makes war stupid easy for one side. Imagine that

Mate you stuff up Australia big time. Now all 10 people who live in the Northern Territory will be mad (when the find out the internet exists)

@G.h.o.s.t-mi2dc

Күн бұрын

Competitive racism:

That was fucking fascinating.

damn I guess the baltimore ravens are super bowl champions forever now

As a Marylander, i must say this, BASED!

I knew it was over the second Maryland's name became big enough to read

I come from Maryland and how the hell did we of all people do that shit? It's just fishermen and corn over here!

The Unification Wars started 28 Millennium early 🤣

East Midlands during the whole thing staying in the British isles: Try me you git. Ill fend you off!

Does anyone know the music in the video

The Black Sun rises over Maryland.

Interesting how almost recognisable nations evolve from this.

How slow was it in 1992?

Madagascar being madagascar for the entire timelapse

The Maryland secret police enforce the consumption of old bay at every meal

anybody know the song? I cant find it

@testysprawdziany2491

2 жыл бұрын

+1

Man, Victoria took all of Australia and then just camped there.

As a Marylander, I view this as a total win

Madagascar tried to close their ports, but alas...

What did I just watch

what is the song?