Time traveler *moves chair a little bit. The Timeline: Spanish East Sibiria

@XXelpollodiabloXX

2 жыл бұрын

God this is such an underrated comment.

@JerkWarlord

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 So fuckin random hahaha

@alldaygamingofficial8494

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I was like "wait wait wait ✋ what just happen

@epiriotis9533

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad, Germany does it again 😂😂😂

@Darkry

2 жыл бұрын

Time traveller- *moves chair a bit* Germany- "Welp, guys... time to do some serious blitzkrieg this time and conquer half of the world already"

"Its... it's all Germany.." The 78th Reich: "It always has been"

@diegobatista2239

2 жыл бұрын

Hitler The 3823th be like

@offdeck8588

2 жыл бұрын

@@diegobatista2239 his final reincarnation

@theemperor3557

2 жыл бұрын

Mughals and Mexico: We are the last powers of freedom

@rodrigomartiniriboldi2168

2 жыл бұрын

es war schon immer!!

@mr.raslyon6626

2 жыл бұрын

Its all Mexico over here 🤣🤣

That moment when Germany is hardly on the map and suddenly you realize someone was turned down for the art academy.

@arianmushkoli1475

Жыл бұрын

The painter we all waited for...

@martingantenbein176

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a prospering future for my country. Am German.

@edp-xo1on

Жыл бұрын

​@@martingantenbein176based the Jews ruined Germany

@nostalgic_nickname3935

Жыл бұрын

@@martingantenbein176 even as a German that joke is grenzwertig

@martingantenbein176

Жыл бұрын

@@nostalgic_nickname3935 Wehrmacht denn so was?

I like how Germany just sits there doing not much for a bit then just decides "fuck it I need to show Austria how it's done."

@gengarzilla1685

7 ай бұрын

Somewhat historically accurate then.

In this timeline, the spanish conquistadors fell for the legend of El Helado. The famed city of icecream in Siberia

@infernium2068

2 жыл бұрын

Exceptionally underrated post.

@leoh3616

2 жыл бұрын

This couldn´t be more underrated.

@luisitocomunista546

2 жыл бұрын

Te amo

@redshuttleredacted6422

2 жыл бұрын

? sorry

@JonatasAdoM

2 жыл бұрын

@@redshuttleredacted6422 El Helado would roughly translate as the icey. Like El Dorado means the golden. Ever heard how the Italians call icecream? Join it and you'll get the joke.

Germany is like "Well I don't know about everyone else but we're well past 1821 so I'm just going to go ahead and do Hearts of Iron anyway"

@siegechamp2295

2 жыл бұрын

Das tausendjährige Reich!

@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011

2 жыл бұрын

@@siegechamp2295 more like SECHTAUSDENDJÄHRIGE reich

@siegechamp2295

2 жыл бұрын

@@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011 *sechstausendjährige

@Flw-uv2md

2 жыл бұрын

noone knows vic2 :(

@megadyed4645

2 жыл бұрын

@@Flw-uv2md i feel you brother, lets hope vic3 changes that

The Urals remained Spanish for 4 thousand years before finally falling. Respect.

@nerdynautilus5373

10 күн бұрын

Gracias comrade!

I like how denmark took over all of scandinavia and went like "Well lets call us self Scandinavia now" and then proceeded to stay the same size for 2000 years just to be instantly taken over by Austria in a single year.....

@simpro1756

6 ай бұрын

Austria propably had a PU on Scandinavia

@thomasrad5202

8 күн бұрын

they let their guard down

That the game didn't crash for a week is an achievement in it's own right.

@cursedalien

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. My computer would've committed suicide if you left it on for a week.

@blackhunterakabloxdavid

2 жыл бұрын

@@cursedalien my computer did multible times after afting to run for about 2weeks because of homeshooling last year, poor boy never really recoverd

@annexamv2776

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackhunterakabloxdavid 😢

@FalkyRocket2222

2 жыл бұрын

1.4k likes and only 3 replies seems quite strange

@themanwithallthewrongopini3551

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t even run hoi4 on lowest settings for a few hours. I have save that shit and let my computer wipe the sweat until I make it suffer more in late game.

The rest of the world: *furious scramble for land and power Japan: *watches anime for 5000 years

@HSVForeverandeverlol

2 жыл бұрын

One Piece still not finished

@Lihinel

2 жыл бұрын

@@HSVForeverandeverlol Oda said he is like almost done, no more than 5 years left to reach laugh tale and start the final arc. ... ... 6583 it is.

@kshitizsrivastava9429

2 жыл бұрын

@@HSVForeverandeverlol 69 likes lol😂😂

@taramaforhaikido7272

2 жыл бұрын

Just one flaw with that logic. TV isn't even invented yet.

@Timnifico

2 жыл бұрын

I just need you all to know likes on this comment = nice 😏

people in 1900: in 2000 there will be flying cars in year 5000: people still fighting with cannons

@MiauZi69

8 ай бұрын

I would prefer the cannon and cavalry future to the AI future to be honest.

When the Spanish Urals finally fell, I shed a tear. Thousands of years civilisation. Truly a remarkable culture 🫡

His pc while running it: Damn I need a vacation too

@frederickvonrauken5508

2 жыл бұрын

your comment is underrated

@adrianfernandez9984

2 жыл бұрын

You deserve 1 thousand likes, but until you get there I'll just blow you a kissy kissy muah muah

@GADJEMAN

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianfernandez9984 I've got a news for you

@aowl5218

2 жыл бұрын

"Boss, I'm tired"

@justamanofculture12

2 жыл бұрын

@@frederickvonrauken5508 your reply is underrated

History teachers will tell you that Spain invaded South America in the 1500s. What they DON'T tell you is that the Spanish then proceeded to move their forces to Southern Chile, drilled straight through the center of the planet, and emerged on the other side to conquer Siberia.

@mikefowler301

2 жыл бұрын

lol!

@gammothguy297

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dbensdrawinvids8390

2 жыл бұрын

The greatest flanking manuever in history. Nobody saw it coming.

@Matuterocks

2 жыл бұрын

The way they held the Urals until late game...

@Arelenedhel

2 жыл бұрын

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I love that Germany was the underdog and just very slowly creeped up to a powerhouse just enough to not attract attention and last minute rule 1/3 of the world

@justicartiberius8782

Жыл бұрын

That's our current plan. Just wait and watch, it's only a matter of a few millennia's now!

@melodiclogic9904

Жыл бұрын

they tried that, it did not work in real life

@Icetea-2000

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Austria tried to invade them over and over but couldn’t bring them down, until eventually being conquered themselves

@discordlexia2429

Жыл бұрын

@@melodiclogic9904 Actually, I'm pretty sure Germany's attempt at world conquest was the opposite of slow and methodical.

@melodiclogic9904

Жыл бұрын

@discordlexia2429 youre right haha, lebenstraum...

I’d love to hear the history of Spanish Eastern Siberia.

@MsCheshirskaya

Жыл бұрын

Same! Deer empanadas with juniper salsa, I assume

@geraltlamb9566

Жыл бұрын

Here you go! A story from GPT A.I. (Poe). Sure, here is a brief historical fiction story for Spanish Eastern Siberia: In the early 19th century, a group of Spanish explorers set out on a journey across Siberia, hoping to discover new lands and resources for their country. They encountered many challenges along the way, including harsh weather conditions and hostile indigenous tribes. Despite the difficulties, the group eventually arrived in a remote region of eastern Siberia that was largely unexplored by outsiders. They were surprised to discover a small community of Spanish-speaking settlers who had been living in the area for several generations. The settlers had originally come from Mexico and Peru, but had migrated to Siberia in search of adventure and opportunity. Over time, they had adapted to the harsh Siberian climate and had developed a unique culture that blended elements of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The explorers were fascinated by the settlers' way of life and decided to stay in the area for several months to learn more about their customs and traditions. They were particularly impressed by the settlers' resilience and determination in the face of adversity. When the explorers returned to Spain, they shared their stories of the Spanish settlers in Siberia with the rest of the country. Their tales inspired many other Spaniards to travel to Siberia and explore this new frontier. Over time, the Spanish settlers in Siberia established their own independent kingdom, known as Spanish Eastern Siberia. The kingdom flourished for several decades, with a thriving economy based on fur trading and agriculture. Today, Spanish Eastern Siberia is a multicultural society that celebrates its unique blend of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The people of Spanish Eastern Siberia continue to face many challenges, including harsh winters and limited resources, but they remain resilient and hopeful for the future.

@DHEspana

Жыл бұрын

@@MsCheshirskaya Sounds like you´re confusing latino with spanish

@MsCheshirskaya

Жыл бұрын

@@DHEspana do I? I thought Spain and LatAm shares empanadas as a food

@semregob3363

Жыл бұрын

inquisition and wiping out of local culture... nothing new

Germany once Austria starts to die “Alright, my turn.”

@juancmf9634

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the germanic world was finally united

@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733

2 жыл бұрын

Germany:ITS MY TURN ON THE X BOX

@Lego6979

2 жыл бұрын

"Fine, I'll do it myself."

@joechillstudios

2 жыл бұрын

Germany: “fine I’ll do it myself”

@aaronsouthard8366

2 жыл бұрын

Gutentag

Ottomans: You Can’t Defeat me! Austria: I know…but he can Germany: *Reaches 999% discipline, 100% Professionalism, and fulfills “Army with a State.”*

@thetrain47539

2 жыл бұрын

Austria: "Our Empire might fall, but so shall yours!" *Awakens Germany.*

@cianbarry9207

2 жыл бұрын

Big Boss: *heavy breathing*

@MER_1

2 жыл бұрын

Nice comment👍👍

@druganema8219

2 жыл бұрын

Mughals way superior

@rayvaul3539

2 жыл бұрын

More like Germany: *Earrape Erika starts playing*.

With those pacific islands, this was a real chance to establish Austrian Australia. Bag fumbled by the AI there tbh

I love how Germany just goes full sicko-mode in the 4000’s Oh and the fact that Florida is just it’s own independent state, and the US being squeezed into the east-coast, only half the size of it, is truly something to behold.

@andreaslahmberg5641

Жыл бұрын

40s, 4000s - whats the difference?

@joaopk6263

Жыл бұрын

Canada is also not french, english, dutch or anything, it’s Frisian

@gengarzilla1685

7 ай бұрын

Several millennia of difference, but I see the joke.

Me: I bet Russia's gonna be one of the 10 countries Literally 10 seconds later: *Austrian Russia*

@Mambldor

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine-how the Russians had to strain themselves to go from small provinces in 1444 to become so big now

@jackhalliburton4220

2 жыл бұрын

I picked two countries to make it- Russia and England. Austria PUd both

@kirilll7806

2 жыл бұрын

U just described me in the beginning

@tacitozetticci9308

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mambldor That's as hard as walking through thousands of kilometers of uninhabited taiga and tundra and claiming land along the way. Sure, it becomes hard to communicate with all the empire once you have it, but expanding was pretty much the easiest part. As expected, we ended up with two glorious cities: Moscow and St. Petersburg, and all the rest of Russia which is just a bunch of mud.

@tacitozetticci9308

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mambldor Oh right, I'll be happy to come live in Russia when it warms a bit and Italy becomes a desert.

Seeing Spain and Austria do so well only to end up irrelevant is historically accurate, I'll give it that

@cherryscarlett

2 жыл бұрын

both of them had foreign dynasties they overthrew

@dophan6938

2 жыл бұрын

Habsburg power

@ab9840

2 жыл бұрын

How can Spain be irrelevant today if its the worlds thirteenth largest economy. They also have the 18 most powerful military. Austria who knows. They are 29 on the economy list and 59 on the military list.

@antiradiationsnowy1536

2 жыл бұрын

@@ab9840 It's more of a joke on my part, mostly referring to the image of it in the public eye that seems to forget about it's contributions

@rrb396

2 жыл бұрын

@@ab9840 honestly, any countries military outside of the big 3 is pretty much irrelevant today.

As an Austrian I am quite pleased that my country not only survived, but also has been leading the Holy Roman Empire for thousands of years!

@bjarnonegames5394

Жыл бұрын

well i mean the actual country did not survive

The fact the US is just Guatanamo Bay and surroundings is so beautiful

The moment Germany appeared we knew exactly where this was going

@googlestinkt5184

2 жыл бұрын

True

@ahmadfabhli4133

2 жыл бұрын

True

@StormierNik

2 жыл бұрын

Even now they're still waiting for their moment again.

@googlestinkt5184

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormierNik true. But this time more diplomatic

@shanghelios9442

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormierNik Als ein Deutscher kann ich das bestätigen.

Everyone Else: "Haha! I've burned down your castles, crushed your armies, and taken your land! Austria: "What ever you say, Brother-in-law!"

@paradropgeneral4397

2 жыл бұрын

lmeo

@heavencanceler2691

2 жыл бұрын

Brother-sister-wife-husband-daughter-son in law

@happyslapsgiving5421

2 жыл бұрын

@@heavencanceler2691 That's not how human biology works...

@DanksterPaws

2 жыл бұрын

@@happyslapsgiving5421 Tell that to my aunt mother who married my brother who is my cousin twice removed

@happyslapsgiving5421

2 жыл бұрын

@@DanksterPaws They still aren't hermaphrodites.

This is what the world would’ve looked liked if Steiner attacked

@alireza3667

Жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated

@zMustheMadMan

Жыл бұрын

DAS WAR EIN BEVEG!

@jacobpeters5458

Жыл бұрын

@@zMustheMadMan Das War Ein *Befehl*

@KnightspaceORG

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobpeters5458 Information is ammunition alright

@Icetea-2000

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

World: “Germany, after all this time?” Germany: “Always.”

It's like Germany kept purposely missing a chance to appear in previous Timelapeses, so it can come out in style in the biggest one yet...

@griffinhunter3206

2 жыл бұрын

It was only once germany made the Ottoman's name placement terrible that i noticed them

@TheMastertbc

2 жыл бұрын

Germany: I'll be back

@aksmex2576

2 жыл бұрын

That was a nice germany and mughals. Kind of like man in the high castle.

@JonatasAdoM

2 жыл бұрын

They were binding their tine.

@futureshock382

2 жыл бұрын

"Gehen groß oder nach Hause gehen"

Props to the Cyber Queen who reigned for nearly 4 centuries in the mid 3000s

@votrexz5974

2 жыл бұрын

Isabel be like

@Levon0Whynot

2 жыл бұрын

Technological advance I guess

@orukarm

2 жыл бұрын

There’s something cheeky about that

@LioncatDevStudio

2 жыл бұрын

Queen Elizabeth got a new name I see

@Tsuruchi_420

2 жыл бұрын

Like, i don't play eu4, how tf did that happen?

I loved the empires stretching from the top of Norway unbroken down to the Congo, I would be fascinated by the society that could hold together for thousands of years enduring a perpetual war with nearly 900million dead. Also loved how long Spanish Urals lasted and the fact that 1700 years later they still spoke Castilian.

Props to the camera man in creative mode for recording this footage for all these years

Seeing the British Isles just get labelled "Austria" is so funny to me.

@belisarius6949

2 жыл бұрын

Mine now :)

@zuludude2

2 жыл бұрын

It makes more sense that way, considering Australia.

@lakersouthpaw

2 жыл бұрын

Austria innit?

@xoxo94

2 жыл бұрын

Yoink

@henrypaleveda7760

2 жыл бұрын

Austria kept reforming, that was actually a big surprise to me

GB: you can’t invade me Austria: but I can give you a ring ;)

@discipuloschristi3341

2 жыл бұрын

100th like

@DaRealKakarroto

2 жыл бұрын

One ring to ... bind them.

@miguelchavez6486

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaRealKakarroto Austria in a nutshell

@christschess7069

2 жыл бұрын

Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria Nube!

@GiraffeFeatures

2 жыл бұрын

Also Austria: Yeah we might be culturally English and basically only control the British Isles BUT the tag says Austria so we’ll still be eating Schnitzel!

I'm sitting here marveling at the thought of a four millennia Spanish Urals history and how _any_ culture could or would have developed during that time. I can only assume things went a bit beyond fur-lined cardobes, at least.

Start of the game: *Great, historical, makes sense.* End of the game: *Confused Screaming*

Watching Spain be pushed out of Siberia after thousands of years was the hardest thing I've ever had to watch on KZread.

@handenbramilton

2 жыл бұрын

top 10 anime betrayals

@1337-Nathaniel

2 жыл бұрын

I was rooting for Spain for centuries!

@alexanderbarsukov1796

2 жыл бұрын

True, man. I was very sad too.

@alilabeebalkoka

2 жыл бұрын

You mean watching Siberia being pushed out of Spain?

@empaladordelolivo1587

2 жыл бұрын

Mi España....

imagine finding out god left his computer on while on vacation and everything humans have done is just for a 18 minute timelapse video

@seanstamper1459

2 жыл бұрын

233 emperors?!? Das crazy. *new save*

@ivan_d_feets4495

2 жыл бұрын

It be like that

@wanderingronin6462

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment ngl

@joansantana7983

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t doubt it .. lol

@E4439Qv5

2 жыл бұрын

You could make a religion out of this.

Ah yes the great Mexican Canadian war... That was a difficult time for the world

@poudink5791

15 күн бұрын

Yes, it was truly an unfortunate time to be Frisian.

Impressive, fun to watch! Good to know the sea levels don’t rise after all. 😅

"Spanish Tartary doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"

@dzarko55

2 жыл бұрын

god, spanish siberia was super common in a few old versions from years ago.

@pavarottiaardvark3431

2 жыл бұрын

@@dzarko55 As a historian....it's not TOTALLY bonkers. Like, if a European power established major coastal ports on the pacific before Russia pushed east or China pushed North, sure, I can imagine a Siberia settled by a European maritime power...

@aqpatt4675

2 жыл бұрын

Well Siberia sounds very similar to Iberia so...

@johnr797

2 жыл бұрын

@@pavarottiaardvark3431 so, reverse Russian Alaska?

As a Brazilian, seeing "Portuguese Alaska" on the map unlocked a new fear I didn't knew I had inside me.

@LordFokas

2 жыл бұрын

surrender your gold and no one gets hurt.... probably.

@mareksicinski3726

2 жыл бұрын

why?

@diegobatista2239

2 жыл бұрын

what in the actual fuck

@GumSkyloard

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Léa, vai estar tudo bem. *prometo.*

@ulliulli

2 жыл бұрын

The "Alaskian" is the inverted "Brazilian"... if you know what I mean. (hint: hairs!)

5000 years and the divine wind still kept the Mongols from Japan

@jemm113

8 күн бұрын

And all those leftover shinto in Korea and eastern Siberia 😂 Those priests were working overtime for divine blessing for their ethnic homeland 😂

Congratulations to Montezuma for finally getting his revenge.

Life on the Mughal Ottoman border would be literally hell

@connormcgee4711

2 жыл бұрын

I really hope that the only reason it looked like constant wars was because of the speed of the timelapse. If not, the devastation in game was probably 50-100 in most areas

@jamaluddinkhalifa8371

2 жыл бұрын

also note how the Mughal-Ottoman border was *THE ENTIRETY OF PERSIA!!!!!!!* as in, it kept moving across the whole region. so *that whole region* would be devastated.

@basketcase77

2 жыл бұрын

So pretty much real life

@yendothegamer9880

2 жыл бұрын

It would have been a huge demilitarized zone

@Jolper

2 жыл бұрын

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Austria: "I am going to be Britzerland" *Turns into UK*

@AbCat4

2 жыл бұрын

That's basically what happened, except it was Saxony. :)

Spain the entire game: We just be chillin Germany: That's not how this works

As a German, I had a smile. Comedically, but a smile.

@joaquinriffel6840

Жыл бұрын

you always wanting to rule the world

@bobdy2

Жыл бұрын

It's German humour, it's no laughing matter

@nomamedoxeando

Жыл бұрын

Fucking liar germans don't do comedy Oh wait is that the joke? But then... Is it comedy? But it can't be Classic german, tries to tell a joke and generates a whole new paradox

@homeape.

Жыл бұрын

nice pfp

*Looks away for a moment* *Looks back* "Spanish Tartary" "¿Que?"

@Teatsax

2 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@fabio-965

2 жыл бұрын

da

384 year long reign 6 6 4? Hot damn that's an Empress of Mankind

@DiegoRoblesGallardo

2 жыл бұрын

Elisabeth II: hold my beer

@phytalia

2 жыл бұрын

hold my tea

@sakuraleaftea9208

2 жыл бұрын

Its year 3676 and life expectancy have increased, have some foresight.

@universe1879

2 жыл бұрын

I guess they finally inbred their way into success

@VainerCactus0

2 жыл бұрын

Some serious life extension technology.

The Fact Bengal was the last remaining Indian nation was crazy

brittain actually having wars on the shore of France for a few hundred years was so very accurate

I love that Japan is just being Japan. Occasionally trying to take over shit, but largely being entirely unaffected in the 5k years.

@Camelotsmoon

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr. I'm pretty sure Japan was the only one that was content with just chilling out lol.

@brandonhughes4076

2 жыл бұрын

"If I stay absolutely still, maybe they won't see me"

@icecoldchilipreppers6496

2 жыл бұрын

So fitting how isolationist they are both in the game and irl.

@meowkii_

2 жыл бұрын

@@icecoldchilipreppers6496 well only since WW2, before that…not so much lol

@lebendigesgespenst7669

2 жыл бұрын

@@meowkii_ they literally had centuries of total isolation before ww2

I love that "The United States of America" consists of half of Cuba and that's it

@Praetori

2 жыл бұрын

State of America (and a flag with one star on it)

@LordS20000

2 жыл бұрын

@@Praetori no my friend, each tiny island and town is its own state in the great United States of Cuba 🤣🤣

@axelpatrickb.pingol3228

2 жыл бұрын

The most surprising thing is that the United States of America manage to exist 5000 years after...

@chaoticnachos380

2 жыл бұрын

the world: "did you get Cuba?" USA: "yes." the world: "what did it cost?" USA *looks at Mexico spanning two whole continents* "everything..."

@johnjohnson5082

2 жыл бұрын

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 but not mexico?

You have no idea how funny it is skipping to 15:00 out of curiosity and seeing my home State dominating. Will watch from beginning now

@tekktori

Жыл бұрын

the mexicans took over

Really cool :) !

Seeing Spain and Japan siege down Austria Russia for a few thousand years was pretty hilarious.

@AM-we1es

2 жыл бұрын

Was that Japan or Mexico?

@fusssel7178

2 жыл бұрын

@@AM-we1es should be japan, mexicos colour is a bit lighter

@tomothan

2 жыл бұрын

Austrian Russia acting like a mfing strobe light

@devvytm

2 жыл бұрын

The thousand year siege of Muscov. We need a documentary ASAP

@christiangaming-fy6rv

2 жыл бұрын

Japan and Spain : HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

As an American, the scariest thing I saw in this video was giant Florida

@wjzav1971

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that South Park episode where New Jersey starts conquering everything and Colorado has to ally with the Al Quaida to defeat them.

@extended_e

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly in current situation I would welcome that

@interiordagoth

2 жыл бұрын

the fact that florida exists gives me an existential crisis every day

@robertwood9572

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god me too, I was like “no no no no, we don’t need Florida taking over the damn world”

@interiordagoth

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertwood9572 i mean a whole half of this godforsaken wasteland is practically florida so we were already too late

Damn this song just hit me hard. Not played eu4 for a few years but man do I love it.

i have been leaving on eu4 in observer for awhile only turining it off before i go to sleep and it has created many interestering results i highly reccomend

I love how everyone else is invading massive territories but Britain decided to reenact the 100 years war

@ConcreteCrescent

2 жыл бұрын

Not only reenact it, but they stubbornly kept that shit up for over 1,500 years until the Austrians came calling.

@Vysair

2 жыл бұрын

@@ConcreteCrescent old habits die hard

@dumb747ness

2 жыл бұрын

@@ConcreteCrescent cant think of a more stubborn country in the world than Britain

@Nikelaos_Khristianos

Жыл бұрын

​@@dumb747ness A-fucking-men, wat wat.

@Neion8

Жыл бұрын

@@dumb747ness France?

Despite under constant threat of the enormous Mughal empire, Japan managing to hold their mainland till the end gives me the impression that there seems to be no shortage of anime and hentai in this universe too.

@mareksicinski3726

2 жыл бұрын

and even conquered some!

@SamGarcia

2 жыл бұрын

Anime in its modern form is only because of Disney. Without Disney, it would look like the woodcuts that is more Chinese inspired.

@hebleh5771

2 жыл бұрын

Russo war......

@alexeyprofi3951

2 жыл бұрын

@@SamGarcia they had manga before disney existence

@SamGarcia

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexeyprofi3951 I know that, just that it looks nothing like we see today. It looks like the woodcuts.

Siak being the one to form Malaya was hilarious ngl, and the fact that they've survived for 4k years says seomthing about their competency

Nice timelapse with a happy ending! Best regards from Germany 😁

God imagine how the Habsburgs looked after 3000 years.

@AbhijayAgarwal

2 жыл бұрын

Their chin is now visible from space

@alexanbreizh6337

2 жыл бұрын

They'll probably still find their cousin desirable ... But they would be the only one.

@Rabidfox-gc5fw

2 жыл бұрын

I'm certain that there is a creepypasta about the hapsburgs today

@laurenkirby97

2 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming they'd be just inhuman blobs occupying chairs and generally looking like the navigators from the david lynch dune movie

@axelpatrickb.pingol3228

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rabidfox-gc5fw Yeah, there is. It's called SCP-3288...

Just imagining the millennia-long history of Spanish Ural

@Teatsax

2 жыл бұрын

Paella+bodka. What could go wrong?

@emperorpierogi9772

2 жыл бұрын

@@Teatsax Dunno man, probably not very good for your digestive system

@hector2756

2 жыл бұрын

@@emperorpierogi9772 paella is healthy

@emperorpierogi9772

2 жыл бұрын

@@hector2756 Not sure if it stays that way with vodka

@hector2756

2 жыл бұрын

@@emperorpierogi9772 with vodka nothing is healthy xD

1 week of power consumption for a youtube video. genious.

Man the fucking soundtrack brings me back. So glorious.

japan just Continue isolating himself from the world till the end of the game... nice

@biggycheese4443

2 жыл бұрын

nah they invaded china, you can even see the eastern coast of china is shinto, they got pushed back dohe

@fusionreactor7179

2 жыл бұрын

They probably played extremely tall

@derederekat9051

2 жыл бұрын

they were like "let the savage fight their wars, we will invde their minds with big anime tiddies"

@devvytm

2 жыл бұрын

Classic case of: They can't swim so let's stick to our island 🤣🤣🤣 We see it all the time.

@glorytoidk595

2 жыл бұрын

@@derederekat9051 lmao true

I was literally thinking "man, Scandinavia's untouched!" when Austria fucking flash-grabbed it

@SethanderWald

2 жыл бұрын

Same! Lol. I just blinked and it was gone. 😂

@Reid52

2 жыл бұрын

The power of royal marriages

@vhgiv

2 жыл бұрын

I was rooting für Austria. Then i saw Germany was still in the Game and was Like... Well either one is good enough

@NotTheBomb

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I read this. Then looked back up at the video, and it was gone! Lol

@Rikard_Nilsson

2 жыл бұрын

looks like Scandinavia didn't even try to expand once it was formed.

That was actually interesting, even when jumping forward few times.

ich mag das video!

Imagine coming back to the home and realising that you haven't turned off pausing on event pop up and all experiment fucked up

@mh7a135

2 жыл бұрын

@Proli imagine replying after 5 days

@presidentirinavladimirovna7054

2 жыл бұрын

@Proli imagine not letting people enjoy things

@novelas3536

2 жыл бұрын

@@presidentirinavladimirovna7054 Him enjoying things makes me not enjoy life so he is not letting me enjoy things.

@presidentirinavladimirovna7054

2 жыл бұрын

@@novelas3536 sucks to suck then

@SagittariusCorp

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine all the people.

Honestly, only 2 billion dead from war over the course of 5,000 years is pretty good.

@nstplc-mk4pm

2 жыл бұрын

i'm sure the sum of all deaths in conflicts is probably in 5 billion xd

@aralornwolf3140

2 жыл бұрын

That's soldier deaths... calculate civilian deaths... and the human race is now extinct. :)

@alexeysaranchev6118

2 жыл бұрын

Rookie numbers.

@japanpanda2179

2 жыл бұрын

For the last 2500 years, after Spain and Turkey were kicked off the world stage, there were basically no wars except the occasional conflict between Germany and India.

@l.h.9747

Жыл бұрын

Thats only the casualties of the remaining countries though

Very impressed the game didn't crash once in 4 weeks of solid gameplay with capture on

It's actually interesting that they didn't have more rebellions considering how large they got. But I suppose enough time passed that they all integrated

@cmLMolde

5 ай бұрын

Saxon culture all over the place, and mostly catholic. No wonder they were stable. 😂

*Leaves game running for a week unattended as an experiment* Windows Update: allow me to introduce myself

@Tetragramix

2 жыл бұрын

Just keep pc offline. Can't download new updates.

@taramaforhaikido7272

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck. Windows 10 updates. That's screwed me over so many times since my comp is always on. And I can't just leave it offline because of online contacts. Freaking windows 10 forced timers. Windows 12 better have a toggle off even when online option (skip 11. It's shit).

@TheTpointer

2 жыл бұрын

@@Toast_6 isn't windows 11 just windows 10 in worse?

@DevideNull

2 жыл бұрын

@@Toast_6 They are about to add ads to the file explorer, it's so good that I will never use windows again

@CrossBreedTacoHD

2 жыл бұрын

Wow that's so dystopian...we truly live in the worst timeline...

Plot twist: We are living in a simulation and the creator left on vacation for a week.

@lillycline1414

2 жыл бұрын

That explains the fucking noclipping

@windelsiarza4140

2 жыл бұрын

Well!!!!!!!! Shiiiiiiiittttttt

@l1u1t1t1

2 жыл бұрын

I hope he comes back soon because it doesn't look very well right now

@f1shyspace

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillycline1414 hol up

@KiraSlith

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillycline1414 Explains mag locking too.

watching this at half speed not only allows me to see wtf is going on, but the music gets really spooky

Time traveler: *Sneezes* Timeline: Louisiana is now in Canada.

I love how Austria’s first step was to unite with Hungary.

@daniellewilson8527

2 жыл бұрын

The Austria-Hungarian Empire forms again

@quuaaarrrk8056

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniellewilson8527 Yes. They should probably avoid Sarajevo though

Germany straight up just woke up one morning and chose the 4th Reich.

@akumaouja4062

2 жыл бұрын

Given the timeline I think it'd actually be the 5th or 6th actually, it collapsed like twice there for a lil bit.

@alonsoACR

2 жыл бұрын

@@akumaouja4062 Well... The first one never died, it remained till the end under control of Austria even if in name only. Historically it would have been disolved by Napoleon.

@googlestinkt5184

2 жыл бұрын

Wet dreams finally came true

I got inspiration from this time lapse

@ihebbendebba2978

2 жыл бұрын

oh no..

anyone else notice that the three biggest countries are basically Eurasia, Oceania and Eastasia from 1984? they even seem to fight along the same borders.

@lunakoala5053

2 жыл бұрын

George got the date wrong by thousands of years but put it on the title anyway. What a Guy.

@jordanwutkee2548

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Even "Austria" isn't too different from "Airstrip One."

@lslusa

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to point out the same thing. Orwell nailed the geopolitics well.

@mareksicinski3726

2 жыл бұрын

@@lslusa no, it has nothing to do with 'geopolitics', it was based on the rough historical state

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472

2 жыл бұрын

I guess humanity is just pre determined for 1984

Germany: *replaces European languages with different dialects of German* "Ah, perfectly diverse"

@REAL2222ful

2 жыл бұрын

Sort of what happened with Romance languages...

@REAL2222ful

2 жыл бұрын

@@youngalek4434 well, the Reich lasted a little longer than 1000 years, so yes.

@matthiuskoenig3378

2 жыл бұрын

@@REAL2222ful yeah in this universe the different dialects of german are likely quite different (seeing as this world is stuck in 1821 tech, and language standardisation didn't really work for the masses untill the late 19th/20th centuries, Rhennish and saxon are probably as or more different than protugese and romanian...)

@checkcommentsfirst3335

Жыл бұрын

Actually the most hated dialect here haha

@OatmealTheCrazy

Жыл бұрын

Is it worse than Proto-Indo-European dialects :^)

3:27 thanos was in england for a new job

Germany really came back hard. Looked like their enemies on each side decided to team up at one point.

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition. Especially in siberia

Everyone : **is at war* Malaya : "hey, what about *trade* ✨"

@mohamadfaizzudin6869

2 жыл бұрын

Chillest nation ever xd

@blitxaac

2 жыл бұрын

We cant do war

@euproductions8615

2 жыл бұрын

The whole south East Asia: Trade?

@mohamadfaizzudin6869

2 жыл бұрын

@@euproductions8615 in any given period/era:Business is booming!

@depressoespresso8116

Жыл бұрын

Japan: *grabs popcorn

EU4 needs a balance update, where such massive empires should collapse under administration issues. I think culture, unrest, population and food should have more of an impact. It should be a challenge for a player to hold an empire centralized.

"Where is Germany?" *boss music starts*

@livedandletdie

2 жыл бұрын

Germany is everywhere, I bet if he had kept the simulation running, Germany would reach their dream of world conquest, they're still after it IRL, so why not in game.

@TheMastertbc

2 жыл бұрын

@@livedandletdie Germany starts existing France: Oh no!

@Real-Rat

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMastertbc "øh nòò" with french voice

@sadgetrollge5614

2 жыл бұрын

It's even funnier if you imagine it with terraria boss music.

After a few thousand years of rule, can't help but wonder about the culture of 'Spanish Tartary' or the 'Spanish Urals'...

@alilabeebalkoka

2 жыл бұрын

🗣️ Speaking Spanish and the rest is a mystery since it is cold ❄️🥶 up there. We do not 🚫 have any 💡⚡ ideas of what the cultures development would look like. Interesting thoughts

@johnjaeger3746

2 жыл бұрын

Snow Mexicans

@Teatsax

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnjaeger3746 we are talking about Spain, not Mexico tho.

@johnjaeger3746

2 жыл бұрын

@@Teatsax and Mexico started out as a Spanish colony just like Spanish Tartary

@jesusrv2009

2 жыл бұрын

Bullfighters fighting Bulls but both completely drunk with Vodka => Everybody dies TM

It took a little over 5000 years, but it’s finally the europe we all wanted to see

File size?

-Mom can we go visit England? -Mom: We have England at home. England at home: Austria.

I just like imagining that she ruled for 384 years due to some insane technology and then they were like "No we probably shouldn't let that happen again" and instituted term limits for emperor.

@The_True_Mx_Pink

Жыл бұрын

Americans during the 1700s.

@HeadsetHatGuy

Жыл бұрын

*I am the Senate.*

@pineapplelollipop1074

Жыл бұрын

There were no rules in America about how long you can be president until after the 1700’s, before that it was just tradition that they would only stay president for 8 years.

@The_True_Mx_Pink

Жыл бұрын

@@pineapplelollipop1074 America didn't exist before the 1700s.

@pineapplelollipop1074

Жыл бұрын

@The True Mr. Pink sorry it wasn’t until 1951 that it became a law

You know what? As an Australian or part Manchu heritage....just glad we made it...

Now there's a timeline worthy of a GURPS supplement.

Me: Waiting for Germany to disappear to make the "NEIN NEIN NEIN" joke Germany: "Sorry Bro"

@Kappazit

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Waiting for Germany to dissapear to make the" NEIN NEIN NEIN" joke Germany:" NEIN NEIN NEIN"

@mr9293

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kappazit why do guys keep saying 9? (Just a joke btw, because how it's pronounced. I know it's "No")

@kael629

2 жыл бұрын

So stainer finally did the counter attack then

Austria: You get a PU! And you get a PU!Everyone gets PUs! Germany: Screw this, I'll go play HoI4. Mughals: Well I got dynastic ties to Genghis Khan so why not follow his steps? Ottomans: BLOB, BLOB BLOB, KEEP BLOBBIN-oh great now Germany's blobbing too pls don't kill m-

@thewizardcat9934

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@kkaazzzz

2 жыл бұрын

Japan: Just chilling Kazakh: stop stop Stopppp Spain: -_-

@kkaazzzz

2 жыл бұрын

Mexico going fucking crazy

@kkaazzzz

2 жыл бұрын

And Malaya: no stop Mughals ha Japan no stop Mughals ha Japan no stop Mughals ha Japan

@Matthy63

2 жыл бұрын

When I saw Afghanistan tag switch to Mughals I was like ohno