Every Joke In Captain America: Civil War

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  • @MrCocospy

    @MrCocospy

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @AdzzieMac

    @AdzzieMac

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @aaron6402

    @aaron6402

    2 жыл бұрын

    ⁹⁸

  • @TheEditor4587

    @TheEditor4587

    5 ай бұрын

    What about Iron Man?

  • @Escuhnor
    @Escuhnor2 жыл бұрын

    Howard Stark: “Studying abroad? What’s her name?” Tony Stark: “Candice” Man was truly ahead of his time

  • @milesravens

    @milesravens

    2 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @iloveaquariums4776

    @iloveaquariums4776

    2 жыл бұрын

    Candice dihhhhhh

  • @justsomejoyousj

    @justsomejoyousj

    2 жыл бұрын

    HOLY SHOOT HE REALLY IS A GENIUS

  • @shaunsamazingcontent9797

    @shaunsamazingcontent9797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t get it anyone 😔

  • @justsomejoyousj

    @justsomejoyousj

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shaunsamazingcontent9797 Candice is basically an alternative to ligma.

  • @Gastly-iz6hf
    @Gastly-iz6hf2 жыл бұрын

    “I retire for 5 minutes and it all goes to shit” He’s not wrong

  • @arifzhofriariffikri7245

    @arifzhofriariffikri7245

    2 жыл бұрын

    Endgame too

  • @afterstaar

    @afterstaar

    2 жыл бұрын

    Every avengers movie hes not in is an apocalypse

  • @zigzaghyena3633

    @zigzaghyena3633

    2 жыл бұрын

    And that is why he is the best avenger.

  • @cyberseai9305

    @cyberseai9305

    2 жыл бұрын

    Infinity war proves it

  • @AdzzieMac

    @AdzzieMac

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/faGAzZWclZbgaJM.html

  • @LittleLiamGames
    @LittleLiamGames2 жыл бұрын

    ¨Shes a kid¨ captian america complains about a 23 year old before beating the crap out of a 16 year old

  • @obi-wankenobi8999

    @obi-wankenobi8999

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Airkong423

    @Airkong423

    2 жыл бұрын

    If we being true cap technically didn't even hurt Spidey he just stopped him......if Cap really wanted to beat the crap outta Spidey.....well you know Gi-ant would have win against War Machine

  • @eiriken5316

    @eiriken5316

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Airkong423 well... Spidey is way stronger than Cap so yeah

  • @Airkong423

    @Airkong423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@eiriken5316 did you just a say a radioactive spider's physical strength is stronger than the guy who is the perfect super soldier I mean what???lol

  • @butthead772

    @butthead772

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Airkong423 Yes.

  • @maharehman1782
    @maharehman17822 жыл бұрын

    00:49 That one barf joke led to Jake Gyllenhaal gaslighting Peter Parker, revealing his identity, ruining his entire life, making him lose another guardian figure, and giving us one of the best crossover events in history. Gotta love it.

  • @cortezmartinez8659

    @cortezmartinez8659

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tony firing Quentin Beck led to the near destruction of the multiverse

  • @winterlstorm4794

    @winterlstorm4794

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cortezmartinez8659 tony fired quentin? I thought he just quit his job

  • @cipher-one

    @cipher-one

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@winterlstorm4794 I can't remember but either way Mysterio was clearly unhinged if all it took was one joke to set him off the rails. Him getting fired wouldn't be that surprising.

  • @Kaiizerr_

    @Kaiizerr_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@winterlstorm4794 no he got fired

  • @blissinvariety

    @blissinvariety

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao "Jake Gyllenhaal". Like, it's not even Quentin Beck. It's just Jake Gyllenhaal the actor trying to get revenge on a teenage superhero

  • @djgaben6187
    @djgaben61872 жыл бұрын

    6:15 "Can you move your seat up?" "No 😡" Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @akmaldanial67

    @akmaldanial67

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they referenced this moment in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

  • @HamnimationStudios

    @HamnimationStudios

    Ай бұрын

    As if they're bickering bros on a road trip🤣🤣

  • @LyfSukz
    @LyfSukz2 жыл бұрын

    Just noticed for the first time that when Ant-Man meets Cap he says "thinks for thanking of me!" lol

  • @inson9014

    @inson9014

    2 жыл бұрын

    6:42

  • @trevorvanallen642

    @trevorvanallen642

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@inson9014 talk about being for the people💯

  • @darthrevan5976

    @darthrevan5976

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just saw that movie again today and I never realised it

  • @lauras5359

    @lauras5359

    2 жыл бұрын

    Really? I noticed the first time

  • @kadex2123

    @kadex2123

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dbhe02 ummm wat?

  • @bennyduverna3018
    @bennyduverna30182 жыл бұрын

    Natasha: “We’re still friends rights” Clint: “Depends on how hard you hit me” Peter: “That doesn’t obey the laws of physics at all”

  • @ethanmjs2

    @ethanmjs2

    Жыл бұрын

    No replies?

  • @LonaMisa9

    @LonaMisa9

    Жыл бұрын

    2 replies?

  • @zerocraft3608

    @zerocraft3608

    Жыл бұрын

    Ayo

  • @surprisedfrogy6502

    @surprisedfrogy6502

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @GojiraFan-in9oo
    @GojiraFan-in9oo2 жыл бұрын

    "Give me back my Rhodey." My favorite line of the movie

  • @DapperNurd
    @DapperNurd2 жыл бұрын

    I love how the fight was in this movie. Neither side was out to kill or even really injure, they just wished to stop each other. Led to a lot of great conversations too.

  • @echo_ironside8006

    @echo_ironside8006

    2 жыл бұрын

    *cough* black panther *cough*

  • @enigmatic2878

    @enigmatic2878

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@echo_ironside8006 yeah, T'challa wanted revenge

  • @echo_ironside8006

    @echo_ironside8006

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@enigmatic2878 yes. That's the point of my comment, lmao

  • @enigmatic2878

    @enigmatic2878

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@echo_ironside8006 i was just agreeing

  • @echo_ironside8006

    @echo_ironside8006

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@enigmatic2878 aight, cheers

  • @lauras5359
    @lauras53592 жыл бұрын

    I love that Bucky smiles and Sam nods after Cap kisses Sharon. Love their friendships.

  • @natasamilenovic591

    @natasamilenovic591

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes lol

  • @rezin9714

    @rezin9714

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good bros are good bros

  • @oujimandias6485

    @oujimandias6485

    Жыл бұрын

    Still got that magic with the Carterussy

  • @soulftw8375

    @soulftw8375

    Жыл бұрын

    @@natasamilenovic591 They Boys

  • @melonie_1510

    @melonie_1510

    11 ай бұрын

    The Boys lmao

  • @jamesperez4790
    @jamesperez47902 жыл бұрын

    "Jesus tony how old is this guy?" "I don't know. I didn't carbon-date him. He's on the young side"

  • @and-ant984

    @and-ant984

    2 жыл бұрын

    "You wouldn't find a lot of C14, this guy isn't toxic."

  • @kaceyjohnson4440
    @kaceyjohnson44402 жыл бұрын

    Pete's "HOLY SHIT!" and Clint's ever so accurate "I retire for what? Like 5 minutes and it all goes to shit." Line's are my favorite

  • @thanatosstorm

    @thanatosstorm

    2 жыл бұрын

    No Clint's line is on point but, *TRUCK GOES GIGANTOR* War Machine: "OH COME ON!"

  • @caasieu
    @caasieu2 жыл бұрын

    i remember laughing so hard from that "who's this?" "your conscience, we don't talk a lot this days" joke so hard I almost couldn't breath after

  • @elvisvan

    @elvisvan

    11 ай бұрын

    i find that incredibly amusing too lmao

  • @caasieu

    @caasieu

    11 ай бұрын

    @@elvisvan just a very genius joke

  • @jameswyse6546
    @jameswyse65462 жыл бұрын

    “Hey buddy I think you lost this!” I’m dying 😂😂

  • @NebulousVendragon

    @NebulousVendragon

    2 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite lines in the whole movie, kills me every time 🤣

  • @Xxnonymuz

    @Xxnonymuz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bro this is my favorite line from Peter in this movie cuz then he just casually almost knocks buckys entire fucking head off 😂😂😂

  • @snowrider289

    @snowrider289

    2 жыл бұрын

    Perfectly cut scene

  • @BRESHADISL

    @BRESHADISL

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Xxnonymuz I'm sayin😭😭😭☝🏾💯

  • @thewovenmantis6813

    @thewovenmantis6813

    Жыл бұрын

    Gets me EVERY time! 🤣

  • @dijolola3579
    @dijolola35792 жыл бұрын

    love Peter retelling the fight to his aunt

  • @hellboy19991

    @hellboy19991

    2 жыл бұрын

    And the only part that Peter lied about was that Aunt May didn't know him

  • @debmalyadey1064

    @debmalyadey1064

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Fabian "I missed that part where that is my problem" - Peter

  • @caitlinrussell841

    @caitlinrussell841

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@debmalyadey1064 does Tom holland ever use that famous line? I can’t think of him saying it

  • @debmalyadey1064

    @debmalyadey1064

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Caitlin Russell I missed that part where that is my problem.

  • @akmaldanial67

    @akmaldanial67

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@caitlinrussell841 Only Tobey's Peter said the line. But Andrew's Peter's version of the line is "Not my policy."

  • @beyonder7817
    @beyonder78172 жыл бұрын

    You left out the best one. Sam: that's cold. Tony: warmer than jail.

  • @ethanfuller3367
    @ethanfuller33672 жыл бұрын

    Yeo when Starks dad asked which broad he said Candace, Tony stark was seconds from being the first person to make the Candace joke.

  • @joshuagoh1087

    @joshuagoh1087

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who’s Candace?

  • @obi-wankenobi8999

    @obi-wankenobi8999

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @brennanknudsen6942

    @brennanknudsen6942

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who’s Candace? 😂

  • @fnanimations980

    @fnanimations980

    2 жыл бұрын

    🎶All…for nothing at all….🎶

  • @cortezmartinez8659

    @cortezmartinez8659

    2 жыл бұрын

    Candice repulsor blast fit on YOUR face son?

  • @roamer.edits.
    @roamer.edits.2 жыл бұрын

    “Or B.A.R.F.” Beck like 10 ft away: *mission failed, we’ll get em next time*

  • @jules9906
    @jules99062 жыл бұрын

    I love Clint and Wanda's relationship

  • @ajsgaming474

    @ajsgaming474

    2 жыл бұрын

    There was never enough of it, and like the writers have always done Clint dirty but you trying to tell me Clint wouldn't have tried to help Wanda in Wanda vision when he knew she went off the rails like so many more moments Clint should have been used

  • @yest1992

    @yest1992

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ajsgaming474 Clint was having problems of his own? He had to get back to his family, deal with Black Widow and Tony Stark’s death. If your gonna point that out then why didn’t other avengers like hulk, captain marvel, ant man etc help her?

  • @user-vo1yu6hb1v

    @user-vo1yu6hb1v

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yest1992 They don't even know her that much, Only Steve, Clint, Nat maybe Sam only close with her ! (I don't have to mention Vision)

  • @yest1992

    @yest1992

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-vo1yu6hb1v all the original 6 members know her bruh. Sam doesn’t know much shit bout her. It’s like your saying as if Spider-Man isn’t known much among the avengers

  • @user-vo1yu6hb1v

    @user-vo1yu6hb1v

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yest1992 Tony, Thor, Bruce not close to her only Clint is left that close to her and just like you said Clint have lot problems and family so can't stay with her !

  • @Cheesecake_desu
    @Cheesecake_desu2 жыл бұрын

    “Self cooking hotdog” what an idea😂

  • @haydenator4751

    @haydenator4751

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sound like AIM all over again

  • @watsoncouch3800

    @watsoncouch3800

    2 жыл бұрын

    Like a glow stick

  • @gabrielpadilla7839

    @gabrielpadilla7839

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sounds Dean riffick

  • @gabrielpadilla7839

    @gabrielpadilla7839

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lightsaber embedded in the meat shaft

  • @LnPPersonified

    @LnPPersonified

    2 жыл бұрын

    An idea on how to poison people, maybe. Or set them on fire. Or both.

  • @owlantiegne
    @owlantiegne2 жыл бұрын

    Ant man had like 5 lines this whole movie but they were all hilarious 😂

  • @Bouncybeatle0
    @Bouncybeatle02 жыл бұрын

    "Really I retire for like what five minutes and it all goes to shit." Damn right

  • @thaddeussmithiii8065
    @thaddeussmithiii80652 жыл бұрын

    I think falcon is just Anthony Mackie cosplaying as himself at this point

  • @ryan29550
    @ryan295502 жыл бұрын

    10:55 It's so sad that it jumps from here to the last scene with him & Rhodes. No jokes were told during the fight with Cap, Bucky, and Tony. Shows how intense that third act really is compared to other Marvel movies

  • @sahasraveda4505

    @sahasraveda4505

    Жыл бұрын

    thought the same

  • @ia2799
    @ia27992 жыл бұрын

    I just realized why Clint was so mad at Tony. Tony revealed Clint's family, which makes sense since Clint was put on house arrest, after Civil War.

  • @Tom-oz7wk

    @Tom-oz7wk

    Жыл бұрын

    Clint revealed his family in avengers age of ultron when he needed a place for the avengers to lay low. He wasn't mad at stark for revealing his family, he's just annoyed cos he ended up in prison. Your incite was still a good one though. I think if you wanted to analyse it on a deeper level, it's fair to say Clint feels betrayed considering Clint and stark helped save new York and then the entire earth together but now ones in prison because of the other

  • @aarushijha5772

    @aarushijha5772

    Жыл бұрын

    He revealed the family to the Avengers, not the govt and the rest of the world

  • @Sorfex1
    @Sorfex1 Жыл бұрын

    One of the things I'll miss most about Tony is no more Rohdes/Tony moments. Same with Bucky/Cap. They did a really solid job on making you feel the bromance between the friends in the MCU

  • @mutantsandmemes

    @mutantsandmemes

    11 ай бұрын

    Well the Sam and Bucky bromance is great too. Honestly I prefer it over Steve and Bucky's

  • @zunaidparker
    @zunaidparker2 жыл бұрын

    You left out Tony's quip to Bucky: "hey Manchurian Candidate can't you see there's a truce here " Also a longer extract of the Tony Stank scene...Rhodey gets in quite a few good jokes there.

  • @nicksterdisneyandpixarclub
    @nicksterdisneyandpixarclub9 ай бұрын

    0:22 I love Falcon's joke about Redwing 😂

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance1972 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Vision say, in his regular spoken tone, ‘Alternatively, we could order a pizza?’ made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @blaze8529
    @blaze85292 жыл бұрын

    1:20 HAHAHAHAHAH! "The door was open so i thought i'd go through the wall" xD

  • @kelly6114

    @kelly6114

    2 жыл бұрын

    Makes no sense 😂😂

  • @laurabos661
    @laurabos6612 жыл бұрын

    "Give me back my Rhodey" lol this movie was great.

  • @MC_Viewing
    @MC_Viewing2 жыл бұрын

    "I think you dropped this!" *proceeds to yeet a huge sheet of metal at Bucky*

  • @poltronafrau
    @poltronafrau2 жыл бұрын

    “You got heart, kid. Where you from?” “Queens.” “Brooklyn.” HILARIOUS!

  • @GoodBoy-cw2fg

    @GoodBoy-cw2fg

    Жыл бұрын

    Could you explain hat that joke means? I never understand.

  • @MsIvalane

    @MsIvalane

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GoodBoy-cw2fg boroughs rivalry

  • @dffntneega0272
    @dffntneega02722 жыл бұрын

    Say what you want about this movie, we all watched this just to see Spidey in the MCU and he did not disappoint in his debut

  • @kpm_ikyla

    @kpm_ikyla

    2 жыл бұрын

    idk what to tell you but spidey's not the only interesting character here...

  • @iloveaquariums4776

    @iloveaquariums4776

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kpm_ikyla Not gonna lie, I feel like this was the movie that brought lots of Spidey fans to the mcu

  • @kawaiiafangirl

    @kawaiiafangirl

    2 жыл бұрын

    Spider-Man is one of my 2 favorite superheroes growing up and I loved the Raimi trilogy but people would've watched Civil War with or without him. If we all watched this movie for him, then the 2 MCU Spidey films would be the highest grossing films in the MCU outside of the Avengers films.

  • @shealupkes

    @shealupkes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Didn't he though?

  • @jqxx2538

    @jqxx2538

    2 жыл бұрын

    no lol half the people watched it to watch the avengers break up and to watch other characters like black panther but sure everyone watched for spideu

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff1762 жыл бұрын

    There's so much comedy potential with these super-people just living their lives at the Avengers compound, particularly with Vision learning about humans and social norms. I wish they'd spent more time on it... Imagine: Normal-human-being Sam Wilson making a sandwich in the kitchen, and Vision silently floats through the wall behind him and starts watching over his shoulder. "..." "..." "Does the mayonnaise add nutri--" "AHH!" Or they get take-out for dinner, Steve: "Someone needs to tell Wanda the food's here." Everyone: "Not me." "No way I'm going to Wanda's room." "Have you seen the mood she's in today?" "Send Vision he's indestructible." Wanda, opening the food: "You know I can hear all your thoughts, right?"

  • @raventherogue

    @raventherogue

    Жыл бұрын

    We were robbed of domestic avengers content fr

  • @oliviahermes4646
    @oliviahermes46462 жыл бұрын

    "Your being uncharacteristically non hyper-verbal" "it's cause he's already made up his mind" "*Boy, you know me so well*" God this man is such a mood

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair81952 жыл бұрын

    "Unless you need to move a piano". They say that wit and humor are indicators of wisdom. We only knew T'Chaka for a few minutes, but I missed him anyway.

  • @bongumenzibhengu159
    @bongumenzibhengu1592 жыл бұрын

    I assumed since the door was open 😆what an excuse for popping out of wall

  • @jackychang9148

    @jackychang9148

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's learning. I'm sure by Infinity War he understood what was appropriate.

  • @nickm775
    @nickm7752 жыл бұрын

    the biggest joke is probably Elizabeth's fake Russian accent morphing into American every three words

  • @niallreid7664

    @niallreid7664

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like how she sort of did it at the start of the movie then completely stopped halfway through or so. I mean it. The accent was a bad idea to begin with.

  • @antonkirilenko3116

    @antonkirilenko3116

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@niallreid7664 It wasn't, actually. She's not US citizen, she's never been in America and english is not her native language. The idea of giving her accent was correct. It's the execution of that idea that's the problem.

  • @niallreid7664

    @niallreid7664

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@antonkirilenko3116 I'm not saying the character shouldn't have had one, it was just so comical that it was distracting. So they went with "don't worry about it" and dropped it. Which was the right choice imo.

  • @antonkirilenko3116

    @antonkirilenko3116

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@niallreid7664 Because the execution of that idea was bad, just like I said. But the idea itself was correct. Dropping it after they realized it's not working was a correct decision as well.

  • @niallreid7664

    @niallreid7664

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@antonkirilenko3116 yeah I agree.

  • @MagicMason1000
    @MagicMason10002 жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna sit here so you move the leg" That line was made up on the spot because Tom forgot to move his legs and they just went with it.

  • @lml6791
    @lml67912 жыл бұрын

    It’s funny how everyone says Marvel is nothing but jokes but this is only a fraction of the movie

  • @kevonshaw9859
    @kevonshaw98592 жыл бұрын

    "...So you like cats?" "...I got homework " "Move...or you will be moved Panther: as entertaining that will be..." "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT " " YOU HAVE A METAL ARM!? THATS AWESOME DUDE!" all favorites

  • @VuyoNasGold
    @VuyoNasGold Жыл бұрын

    "And they don't give visas to weapons of mass destruction" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thepogoplayer4938
    @thepogoplayer493811 ай бұрын

    You missed the one where Rhodes brings out the shock stick and says “alright cap this won’t kill you but it ain’t gonna tickle either”

  • @RockinReads
    @RockinReads Жыл бұрын

    5:55 “really, I retire for what, 5 minutes and it all goes to shit?” I fuckin love Hawkeyes character

  • @DigitalOps
    @DigitalOps2 жыл бұрын

    3:52 As many times as I've heard this joke about his teeth, it just occurred to me that this joke is here/ funny because Chris Evans' father is a dentist...

  • @cursedlostgirl
    @cursedlostgirl2 жыл бұрын

    “Does anyone have any orange slices?” 🍊✨🍊✨ Cracks me up every time; never fails

  • @ethansutherland3786
    @ethansutherland37862 жыл бұрын

    I love how you can see the temptation in t challas face to just let nag fight his bodyguard and just see what happens

  • @kaizen1496
    @kaizen14962 жыл бұрын

    0:48 Well someone didn't like this joke.

  • @enigmatic2878

    @enigmatic2878

    2 жыл бұрын

    And now someone's identity has been revealed to everyone he knows. Ouch.

  • @jeanettelori1439
    @jeanettelori1439 Жыл бұрын

    10:31 shows such good attention to detail. While now $3 seems like maybe two turns, since it was 1940-ish that would have been around $64 dollars. THE DETAILS

  • @atedalynvlog5975
    @atedalynvlog59752 жыл бұрын

    "That's cold" "Warmer than jail"

  • @Tekno994
    @Tekno99411 ай бұрын

    The way Sam and Bucky were cheesing at Cap was such a bro moment 😂

  • @Mfalme254_
    @Mfalme254_2 жыл бұрын

    "Move or you will be moved" was the best line in this movie 😂

  • @jazzstar145
    @jazzstar1452 жыл бұрын

    I’m just now noticing how honorable it was for Clint to disarm himself before introducing himself to T’challa lol

  • @virtuoso2991

    @virtuoso2991

    2 жыл бұрын

    He wasnt disarming, he was turning his bow into a weapon he can use up close.

  • @grimm6176
    @grimm61762 жыл бұрын

    5:24 apparently in the original script, tom was supposed to sit in a way that had space for rdj but he forgot so he told tom to move the fuck up while still in character :P

  • @ruthzkipaderna4079
    @ruthzkipaderna40792 жыл бұрын

    "secretary Ross has one congressional medal of honor..." how this become a joke??!!

  • @kristy9535

    @kristy9535

    2 жыл бұрын

    i feel like it´s the sentence after, something like "that´s one more that you have" that it´s supposed to be funny

  • @crystallxix1493

    @crystallxix1493

    2 жыл бұрын

    The joke is that the other guy has none. It toys with the fact that congressional medals of honour are literally almost impossible to get and treats it like some minor competition

  • @AFlyingSwive

    @AFlyingSwive

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crystallxix1493 also because ross made his own mess when he tried to deal with a green guy

  • @Rheubie
    @Rheubie2 жыл бұрын

    "A pinch" of paprika would never be the measurement for chicken paprikash, so Wanda's correct, that's not paprikash.

  • @jeanettelori1439
    @jeanettelori1439 Жыл бұрын

    9:40 lets just appreciate peter, who caught bucky's arm, was stopped effortlessly by tony

  • @naikosei1585
    @naikosei15852 жыл бұрын

    3:11 pretty rich coming from a dude named “falcon”

  • @quagmire1130
    @quagmire11302 жыл бұрын

    4:48 The way he looked at him like "Dont fuck this up kid" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @todogirl1258
    @todogirl12582 жыл бұрын

    Scott and Peter’s scenes are the best

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Жыл бұрын

    "I retire for 5 minutes and it all goes to shit." Yes, Hawkeye. Yes.

  • @xanthos9641
    @xanthos96412 жыл бұрын

    7:56 best part lmao

  • @civadan8006
    @civadan80062 жыл бұрын

    Everytime someone resists the winter soldiers metal arm he has a facial expression of surprise always better than the last 1.

  • @julianned2187
    @julianned21872 жыл бұрын

    4:48 I LITERALLY OWN THE MUG HE IS HOLDING!!!!

  • @singularitygaming4893
    @singularitygaming4893 Жыл бұрын

    7:43 I think I found the only time Tom Holland's accent has slipped

  • @mayochup
    @mayochup2 жыл бұрын

    "I'm Clint." "I DON'T CARE."

  • @erickcastillon1613
    @erickcastillon1613 Жыл бұрын

    this was the right amount of humor in any modern, marvel movie. unlike nowadays movies, there's a joke being unnecessarily made every couple of minutes, and ruining important character building and such

  • @oliviahermes4646
    @oliviahermes46462 жыл бұрын

    "....So you like cats?" "Sam" "What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?" "Don't thank me" "I'm not thanking that thing" "His *name* is Redwing" "Still not petting him" "He's cute right? Pet him!" "I have an equation" "Oh, oh this'll clear it up!" "Aren't you the same woman that told the government to kiss there ass a few years ago?" 2:39 *No text needed* "I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that" Truly why Sam is the best character in the mcu

  • @afolabimishael147
    @afolabimishael1472 жыл бұрын

    8:31 🤣🤣🤣best Ant-Man line

  • @leaernst
    @leaernst2 жыл бұрын

    no one's talking about the "i detected them too" yet here i am laughing about it every time i think of it..

  • @kyrcamille9106
    @kyrcamille9106 Жыл бұрын

    wanda: what are you doing here? clint: *disappointing my kids*

  • @Devilke
    @Devilke2 жыл бұрын

    5:18 In reality it turns out Tom really didn’t see through those 😁😁

  • @bennyduverna3018

    @bennyduverna3018

    2 жыл бұрын

    The captions said so as well

  • @TheScania1991
    @TheScania19912 жыл бұрын

    "Move...or you will be moved." Chad was right, that would have been a sight to see :D

  • @jvbutalid8316
    @jvbutalid83166 күн бұрын

    "I believe this is yours, Captain America." just the way scott says it

  • @williampolli986
    @williampolli98611 ай бұрын

    0:40 lmfao he hit him Candice

  • @ltrain7715
    @ltrain7715 Жыл бұрын

    Ant-man’s reaction to cap would totally be everyone of our reactions

  • @andysyark4696
    @andysyark46962 жыл бұрын

    Clint Hawkeye "i retired for 5 minute and everything goes to shit" Avengers literally lost in infinity war. .. and theennnn come the Hawkeye Disney+. How much shittier its going to get after he actually hang his bow for good?

  • @pransis
    @pransis2 жыл бұрын

    Scott: Thinks for thanking of me.

  • @kagithkagith
    @kagithkagith Жыл бұрын

    Notice how the jokes in the early marvel films were way nor intentional. Comedy to build character, show the dynamics between characters, or occasionally even drive the plot forward. They felt way more integrated into the narrative. They didn't bring the story to a halt or undercut the seriousness of the moment. Marvel adopted comedy in the completely wrong way

  • @infinitygaming5219
    @infinitygaming52192 жыл бұрын

    Everyone is like aunt may is attractive and hot xD

  • @skyshatter3633

    @skyshatter3633

    2 жыл бұрын

    well .. she is

  • @nathanielfrancisco4284
    @nathanielfrancisco42842 жыл бұрын

    5:18 the moment i'am just laughing of RDJ's stupid sound

  • @October-oj3nz

    @October-oj3nz

    2 жыл бұрын

    WOoooAAHHhhhhOOOO

  • @wenjiewu5479
    @wenjiewu54792 жыл бұрын

    SHES JUST A KID while wanda in MOM

  • @saskruffriders8234
    @saskruffriders8234 Жыл бұрын

    Peter: His friend was huge. Like HUGE. LMAO Welcome to the MCU Mr Parker!

  • @seiya.power.awesome.inspire
    @seiya.power.awesome.inspire Жыл бұрын

    You couldn't have done that earlier? I hate you. Peter falling in the background: That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics of all!

  • @despacito2.843
    @despacito2.8432 жыл бұрын

    T’Challa: two people can get more done in a room than 100 T’Chaka: unless you need to move a piano

  • @_j5126
    @_j51262 жыл бұрын

    Imagine having such a good joke that it creates an entire villain

  • @joshuataylor8316
    @joshuataylor8316 Жыл бұрын

    6:20-6:29 has gotta be my favorite joke in the movie. It's simple, relatable, and doesn't require dialogue to be funny.

  • @romaneweb9734
    @romaneweb97342 жыл бұрын

    5:55 he's gone for 1 movie half of them dies

  • @Minetic
    @Minetic2 жыл бұрын

    Props for there not being jokes during the Cap/WS vs Ironman; if Joss Whedon did this movie there definitely would’ve been jokes during that fight Tony: “I don’t care he killed my mom” WS: “My bad dude”

  • @rrows5803
    @rrows58032 жыл бұрын

    Vision trying to be human is, to be frank, the best part of this movie

  • @babayaga8963
    @babayaga89632 жыл бұрын

    6:27 best😂

  • @CaptainOblivious69
    @CaptainOblivious692 жыл бұрын

    The Avengers are just a bunch of comidians that save the world from timt to time

  • @Firecartoon9
    @Firecartoon96 күн бұрын

    every joke in Thor Ragnarok: *Whole Movie*

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm2 жыл бұрын

    "Lordie, can you even see in these??" *looks through mask* *[STROKE NOISES INTENSIFIES]* I think that sums up the entirety of all Spiderman masks (Especially the 2099 costume)

  • @queennoneya601
    @queennoneya6012 жыл бұрын

    Chris Evans is one of the most socially tuned in actors of our times. And, he kinda fly.

  • @Legendvok7734
    @Legendvok7734 Жыл бұрын

    Hawkeye did not even blink when that knife came right too his face

  • @rickdagrexican7351
    @rickdagrexican73513 ай бұрын

    Tony Stank! 😂😂😂 Gets me every time.

  • @jameswalton5733
    @jameswalton57332 жыл бұрын

    Peter in a fight is too damn sassy for his own good lol

  • @loka7783

    @loka7783

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Peter quips to keep from screaming in terror, at least in the comics. :)

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