Every Joke In Captain America: Civil War
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@MrCocospy
2 жыл бұрын
MORE COMPILATIONS PLEASE
@AdzzieMac
2 жыл бұрын
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@aaron6402
2 жыл бұрын
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@TheEditor4587
5 ай бұрын
What about Iron Man?
Howard Stark: “Studying abroad? What’s her name?” Tony Stark: “Candice” Man was truly ahead of his time
@milesravens
2 жыл бұрын
So true
@iloveaquariums4776
2 жыл бұрын
Candice dihhhhhh
@justsomejoyousj
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHOOT HE REALLY IS A GENIUS
@shaunsamazingcontent9797
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it anyone 😔
@justsomejoyousj
2 жыл бұрын
@@shaunsamazingcontent9797 Candice is basically an alternative to ligma.
“I retire for 5 minutes and it all goes to shit” He’s not wrong
@arifzhofriariffikri7245
2 жыл бұрын
Endgame too
@afterstaar
2 жыл бұрын
Every avengers movie hes not in is an apocalypse
@zigzaghyena3633
2 жыл бұрын
And that is why he is the best avenger.
@cyberseai9305
2 жыл бұрын
Infinity war proves it
@AdzzieMac
2 жыл бұрын
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¨Shes a kid¨ captian america complains about a 23 year old before beating the crap out of a 16 year old
@obi-wankenobi8999
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Airkong423
2 жыл бұрын
If we being true cap technically didn't even hurt Spidey he just stopped him......if Cap really wanted to beat the crap outta Spidey.....well you know Gi-ant would have win against War Machine
@eiriken5316
2 жыл бұрын
@@Airkong423 well... Spidey is way stronger than Cap so yeah
@Airkong423
2 жыл бұрын
@@eiriken5316 did you just a say a radioactive spider's physical strength is stronger than the guy who is the perfect super soldier I mean what???lol
@butthead772
2 жыл бұрын
@@Airkong423 Yes.
00:49 That one barf joke led to Jake Gyllenhaal gaslighting Peter Parker, revealing his identity, ruining his entire life, making him lose another guardian figure, and giving us one of the best crossover events in history. Gotta love it.
@cortezmartinez8659
2 жыл бұрын
Tony firing Quentin Beck led to the near destruction of the multiverse
@winterlstorm4794
2 жыл бұрын
@@cortezmartinez8659 tony fired quentin? I thought he just quit his job
@cipher-one
2 жыл бұрын
@@winterlstorm4794 I can't remember but either way Mysterio was clearly unhinged if all it took was one joke to set him off the rails. Him getting fired wouldn't be that surprising.
@Kaiizerr_
Жыл бұрын
@@winterlstorm4794 no he got fired
@blissinvariety
Жыл бұрын
Lmao "Jake Gyllenhaal". Like, it's not even Quentin Beck. It's just Jake Gyllenhaal the actor trying to get revenge on a teenage superhero
6:15 "Can you move your seat up?" "No 😡" Never fails to make me laugh.
@akmaldanial67
Жыл бұрын
I think they referenced this moment in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
@HamnimationStudios
Ай бұрын
As if they're bickering bros on a road trip🤣🤣
Just noticed for the first time that when Ant-Man meets Cap he says "thinks for thanking of me!" lol
@inson9014
2 жыл бұрын
6:42
@trevorvanallen642
2 жыл бұрын
@@inson9014 talk about being for the people💯
@darthrevan5976
2 жыл бұрын
I just saw that movie again today and I never realised it
@lauras5359
2 жыл бұрын
Really? I noticed the first time
@kadex2123
2 жыл бұрын
@@dbhe02 ummm wat?
Natasha: “We’re still friends rights” Clint: “Depends on how hard you hit me” Peter: “That doesn’t obey the laws of physics at all”
@ethanmjs2
Жыл бұрын
No replies?
@LonaMisa9
Жыл бұрын
2 replies?
@zerocraft3608
Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@surprisedfrogy6502
Жыл бұрын
Lol
"Give me back my Rhodey." My favorite line of the movie
I love how the fight was in this movie. Neither side was out to kill or even really injure, they just wished to stop each other. Led to a lot of great conversations too.
@echo_ironside8006
2 жыл бұрын
*cough* black panther *cough*
@enigmatic2878
2 жыл бұрын
@@echo_ironside8006 yeah, T'challa wanted revenge
@echo_ironside8006
2 жыл бұрын
@@enigmatic2878 yes. That's the point of my comment, lmao
@enigmatic2878
2 жыл бұрын
@@echo_ironside8006 i was just agreeing
@echo_ironside8006
2 жыл бұрын
@@enigmatic2878 aight, cheers
I love that Bucky smiles and Sam nods after Cap kisses Sharon. Love their friendships.
@natasamilenovic591
2 жыл бұрын
Yes lol
@rezin9714
2 жыл бұрын
Good bros are good bros
@oujimandias6485
Жыл бұрын
Still got that magic with the Carterussy
@soulftw8375
Жыл бұрын
@@natasamilenovic591 They Boys
@melonie_1510
11 ай бұрын
The Boys lmao
"Jesus tony how old is this guy?" "I don't know. I didn't carbon-date him. He's on the young side"
@and-ant984
2 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't find a lot of C14, this guy isn't toxic."
Pete's "HOLY SHIT!" and Clint's ever so accurate "I retire for what? Like 5 minutes and it all goes to shit." Line's are my favorite
@thanatosstorm
2 жыл бұрын
No Clint's line is on point but, *TRUCK GOES GIGANTOR* War Machine: "OH COME ON!"
i remember laughing so hard from that "who's this?" "your conscience, we don't talk a lot this days" joke so hard I almost couldn't breath after
@elvisvan
11 ай бұрын
i find that incredibly amusing too lmao
@caasieu
11 ай бұрын
@@elvisvan just a very genius joke
“Hey buddy I think you lost this!” I’m dying 😂😂
@NebulousVendragon
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines in the whole movie, kills me every time 🤣
@Xxnonymuz
2 жыл бұрын
Bro this is my favorite line from Peter in this movie cuz then he just casually almost knocks buckys entire fucking head off 😂😂😂
@snowrider289
2 жыл бұрын
Perfectly cut scene
@BRESHADISL
Жыл бұрын
@@Xxnonymuz I'm sayin😭😭😭☝🏾💯
@thewovenmantis6813
Жыл бұрын
Gets me EVERY time! 🤣
love Peter retelling the fight to his aunt
@hellboy19991
2 жыл бұрын
And the only part that Peter lied about was that Aunt May didn't know him
@debmalyadey1064
2 жыл бұрын
@Fabian "I missed that part where that is my problem" - Peter
@caitlinrussell841
2 жыл бұрын
@@debmalyadey1064 does Tom holland ever use that famous line? I can’t think of him saying it
@debmalyadey1064
2 жыл бұрын
@Caitlin Russell I missed that part where that is my problem.
@akmaldanial67
Жыл бұрын
@@caitlinrussell841 Only Tobey's Peter said the line. But Andrew's Peter's version of the line is "Not my policy."
You left out the best one. Sam: that's cold. Tony: warmer than jail.
Yeo when Starks dad asked which broad he said Candace, Tony stark was seconds from being the first person to make the Candace joke.
@joshuagoh1087
2 жыл бұрын
Who’s Candace?
@obi-wankenobi8999
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@brennanknudsen6942
2 жыл бұрын
Who’s Candace? 😂
@fnanimations980
2 жыл бұрын
🎶All…for nothing at all….🎶
@cortezmartinez8659
2 жыл бұрын
Candice repulsor blast fit on YOUR face son?
“Or B.A.R.F.” Beck like 10 ft away: *mission failed, we’ll get em next time*
I love Clint and Wanda's relationship
@ajsgaming474
2 жыл бұрын
There was never enough of it, and like the writers have always done Clint dirty but you trying to tell me Clint wouldn't have tried to help Wanda in Wanda vision when he knew she went off the rails like so many more moments Clint should have been used
@yest1992
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajsgaming474 Clint was having problems of his own? He had to get back to his family, deal with Black Widow and Tony Stark’s death. If your gonna point that out then why didn’t other avengers like hulk, captain marvel, ant man etc help her?
@user-vo1yu6hb1v
2 жыл бұрын
@@yest1992 They don't even know her that much, Only Steve, Clint, Nat maybe Sam only close with her ! (I don't have to mention Vision)
@yest1992
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-vo1yu6hb1v all the original 6 members know her bruh. Sam doesn’t know much shit bout her. It’s like your saying as if Spider-Man isn’t known much among the avengers
@user-vo1yu6hb1v
2 жыл бұрын
@@yest1992 Tony, Thor, Bruce not close to her only Clint is left that close to her and just like you said Clint have lot problems and family so can't stay with her !
“Self cooking hotdog” what an idea😂
@haydenator4751
2 жыл бұрын
Sound like AIM all over again
@watsoncouch3800
2 жыл бұрын
Like a glow stick
@gabrielpadilla7839
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds Dean riffick
@gabrielpadilla7839
2 жыл бұрын
Lightsaber embedded in the meat shaft
@LnPPersonified
2 жыл бұрын
An idea on how to poison people, maybe. Or set them on fire. Or both.
Ant man had like 5 lines this whole movie but they were all hilarious 😂
"Really I retire for like what five minutes and it all goes to shit." Damn right
I think falcon is just Anthony Mackie cosplaying as himself at this point
10:55 It's so sad that it jumps from here to the last scene with him & Rhodes. No jokes were told during the fight with Cap, Bucky, and Tony. Shows how intense that third act really is compared to other Marvel movies
@sahasraveda4505
Жыл бұрын
thought the same
I just realized why Clint was so mad at Tony. Tony revealed Clint's family, which makes sense since Clint was put on house arrest, after Civil War.
@Tom-oz7wk
Жыл бұрын
Clint revealed his family in avengers age of ultron when he needed a place for the avengers to lay low. He wasn't mad at stark for revealing his family, he's just annoyed cos he ended up in prison. Your incite was still a good one though. I think if you wanted to analyse it on a deeper level, it's fair to say Clint feels betrayed considering Clint and stark helped save new York and then the entire earth together but now ones in prison because of the other
@aarushijha5772
Жыл бұрын
He revealed the family to the Avengers, not the govt and the rest of the world
One of the things I'll miss most about Tony is no more Rohdes/Tony moments. Same with Bucky/Cap. They did a really solid job on making you feel the bromance between the friends in the MCU
@mutantsandmemes
11 ай бұрын
Well the Sam and Bucky bromance is great too. Honestly I prefer it over Steve and Bucky's
You left out Tony's quip to Bucky: "hey Manchurian Candidate can't you see there's a truce here " Also a longer extract of the Tony Stank scene...Rhodey gets in quite a few good jokes there.
0:22 I love Falcon's joke about Redwing 😂
Hearing Vision say, in his regular spoken tone, ‘Alternatively, we could order a pizza?’ made me laugh more than it should have.
1:20 HAHAHAHAHAH! "The door was open so i thought i'd go through the wall" xD
@kelly6114
2 жыл бұрын
Makes no sense 😂😂
"Give me back my Rhodey" lol this movie was great.
"I think you dropped this!" *proceeds to yeet a huge sheet of metal at Bucky*
“You got heart, kid. Where you from?” “Queens.” “Brooklyn.” HILARIOUS!
@GoodBoy-cw2fg
Жыл бұрын
Could you explain hat that joke means? I never understand.
@MsIvalane
Жыл бұрын
@@GoodBoy-cw2fg boroughs rivalry
Say what you want about this movie, we all watched this just to see Spidey in the MCU and he did not disappoint in his debut
@kpm_ikyla
2 жыл бұрын
idk what to tell you but spidey's not the only interesting character here...
@iloveaquariums4776
2 жыл бұрын
@@kpm_ikyla Not gonna lie, I feel like this was the movie that brought lots of Spidey fans to the mcu
@kawaiiafangirl
2 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man is one of my 2 favorite superheroes growing up and I loved the Raimi trilogy but people would've watched Civil War with or without him. If we all watched this movie for him, then the 2 MCU Spidey films would be the highest grossing films in the MCU outside of the Avengers films.
@shealupkes
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't he though?
@jqxx2538
2 жыл бұрын
no lol half the people watched it to watch the avengers break up and to watch other characters like black panther but sure everyone watched for spideu
There's so much comedy potential with these super-people just living their lives at the Avengers compound, particularly with Vision learning about humans and social norms. I wish they'd spent more time on it... Imagine: Normal-human-being Sam Wilson making a sandwich in the kitchen, and Vision silently floats through the wall behind him and starts watching over his shoulder. "..." "..." "Does the mayonnaise add nutri--" "AHH!" Or they get take-out for dinner, Steve: "Someone needs to tell Wanda the food's here." Everyone: "Not me." "No way I'm going to Wanda's room." "Have you seen the mood she's in today?" "Send Vision he's indestructible." Wanda, opening the food: "You know I can hear all your thoughts, right?"
@raventherogue
Жыл бұрын
We were robbed of domestic avengers content fr
"Your being uncharacteristically non hyper-verbal" "it's cause he's already made up his mind" "*Boy, you know me so well*" God this man is such a mood
"Unless you need to move a piano". They say that wit and humor are indicators of wisdom. We only knew T'Chaka for a few minutes, but I missed him anyway.
I assumed since the door was open 😆what an excuse for popping out of wall
@jackychang9148
2 жыл бұрын
He's learning. I'm sure by Infinity War he understood what was appropriate.
the biggest joke is probably Elizabeth's fake Russian accent morphing into American every three words
@niallreid7664
2 жыл бұрын
I like how she sort of did it at the start of the movie then completely stopped halfway through or so. I mean it. The accent was a bad idea to begin with.
@antonkirilenko3116
2 жыл бұрын
@@niallreid7664 It wasn't, actually. She's not US citizen, she's never been in America and english is not her native language. The idea of giving her accent was correct. It's the execution of that idea that's the problem.
@niallreid7664
2 жыл бұрын
@@antonkirilenko3116 I'm not saying the character shouldn't have had one, it was just so comical that it was distracting. So they went with "don't worry about it" and dropped it. Which was the right choice imo.
@antonkirilenko3116
2 жыл бұрын
@@niallreid7664 Because the execution of that idea was bad, just like I said. But the idea itself was correct. Dropping it after they realized it's not working was a correct decision as well.
@niallreid7664
2 жыл бұрын
@@antonkirilenko3116 yeah I agree.
"I'm gonna sit here so you move the leg" That line was made up on the spot because Tom forgot to move his legs and they just went with it.
It’s funny how everyone says Marvel is nothing but jokes but this is only a fraction of the movie
"...So you like cats?" "...I got homework " "Move...or you will be moved Panther: as entertaining that will be..." "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT " " YOU HAVE A METAL ARM!? THATS AWESOME DUDE!" all favorites
"And they don't give visas to weapons of mass destruction" 🤣🤣🤣
You missed the one where Rhodes brings out the shock stick and says “alright cap this won’t kill you but it ain’t gonna tickle either”
5:55 “really, I retire for what, 5 minutes and it all goes to shit?” I fuckin love Hawkeyes character
3:52 As many times as I've heard this joke about his teeth, it just occurred to me that this joke is here/ funny because Chris Evans' father is a dentist...
“Does anyone have any orange slices?” 🍊✨🍊✨ Cracks me up every time; never fails
I love how you can see the temptation in t challas face to just let nag fight his bodyguard and just see what happens
0:48 Well someone didn't like this joke.
@enigmatic2878
2 жыл бұрын
And now someone's identity has been revealed to everyone he knows. Ouch.
10:31 shows such good attention to detail. While now $3 seems like maybe two turns, since it was 1940-ish that would have been around $64 dollars. THE DETAILS
"That's cold" "Warmer than jail"
The way Sam and Bucky were cheesing at Cap was such a bro moment 😂
"Move or you will be moved" was the best line in this movie 😂
I’m just now noticing how honorable it was for Clint to disarm himself before introducing himself to T’challa lol
@virtuoso2991
2 жыл бұрын
He wasnt disarming, he was turning his bow into a weapon he can use up close.
5:24 apparently in the original script, tom was supposed to sit in a way that had space for rdj but he forgot so he told tom to move the fuck up while still in character :P
"secretary Ross has one congressional medal of honor..." how this become a joke??!!
@kristy9535
2 жыл бұрын
i feel like it´s the sentence after, something like "that´s one more that you have" that it´s supposed to be funny
@crystallxix1493
2 жыл бұрын
The joke is that the other guy has none. It toys with the fact that congressional medals of honour are literally almost impossible to get and treats it like some minor competition
@AFlyingSwive
2 жыл бұрын
@@crystallxix1493 also because ross made his own mess when he tried to deal with a green guy
"A pinch" of paprika would never be the measurement for chicken paprikash, so Wanda's correct, that's not paprikash.
9:40 lets just appreciate peter, who caught bucky's arm, was stopped effortlessly by tony
3:11 pretty rich coming from a dude named “falcon”
4:48 The way he looked at him like "Dont fuck this up kid" 🤣🤣🤣
Scott and Peter’s scenes are the best
"I retire for 5 minutes and it all goes to shit." Yes, Hawkeye. Yes.
7:56 best part lmao
Everytime someone resists the winter soldiers metal arm he has a facial expression of surprise always better than the last 1.
4:48 I LITERALLY OWN THE MUG HE IS HOLDING!!!!
7:43 I think I found the only time Tom Holland's accent has slipped
"I'm Clint." "I DON'T CARE."
this was the right amount of humor in any modern, marvel movie. unlike nowadays movies, there's a joke being unnecessarily made every couple of minutes, and ruining important character building and such
"....So you like cats?" "Sam" "What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?" "Don't thank me" "I'm not thanking that thing" "His *name* is Redwing" "Still not petting him" "He's cute right? Pet him!" "I have an equation" "Oh, oh this'll clear it up!" "Aren't you the same woman that told the government to kiss there ass a few years ago?" 2:39 *No text needed* "I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that" Truly why Sam is the best character in the mcu
8:31 🤣🤣🤣best Ant-Man line
no one's talking about the "i detected them too" yet here i am laughing about it every time i think of it..
wanda: what are you doing here? clint: *disappointing my kids*
5:18 In reality it turns out Tom really didn’t see through those 😁😁
@bennyduverna3018
2 жыл бұрын
The captions said so as well
"Move...or you will be moved." Chad was right, that would have been a sight to see :D
"I believe this is yours, Captain America." just the way scott says it
0:40 lmfao he hit him Candice
Ant-man’s reaction to cap would totally be everyone of our reactions
Clint Hawkeye "i retired for 5 minute and everything goes to shit" Avengers literally lost in infinity war. .. and theennnn come the Hawkeye Disney+. How much shittier its going to get after he actually hang his bow for good?
Scott: Thinks for thanking of me.
Notice how the jokes in the early marvel films were way nor intentional. Comedy to build character, show the dynamics between characters, or occasionally even drive the plot forward. They felt way more integrated into the narrative. They didn't bring the story to a halt or undercut the seriousness of the moment. Marvel adopted comedy in the completely wrong way
Everyone is like aunt may is attractive and hot xD
@skyshatter3633
2 жыл бұрын
well .. she is
5:18 the moment i'am just laughing of RDJ's stupid sound
@October-oj3nz
2 жыл бұрын
WOoooAAHHhhhhOOOO
SHES JUST A KID while wanda in MOM
Peter: His friend was huge. Like HUGE. LMAO Welcome to the MCU Mr Parker!
You couldn't have done that earlier? I hate you. Peter falling in the background: That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics of all!
T’Challa: two people can get more done in a room than 100 T’Chaka: unless you need to move a piano
Imagine having such a good joke that it creates an entire villain
6:20-6:29 has gotta be my favorite joke in the movie. It's simple, relatable, and doesn't require dialogue to be funny.
5:55 he's gone for 1 movie half of them dies
Props for there not being jokes during the Cap/WS vs Ironman; if Joss Whedon did this movie there definitely would’ve been jokes during that fight Tony: “I don’t care he killed my mom” WS: “My bad dude”
Vision trying to be human is, to be frank, the best part of this movie
6:27 best😂
The Avengers are just a bunch of comidians that save the world from timt to time
every joke in Thor Ragnarok: *Whole Movie*
"Lordie, can you even see in these??" *looks through mask* *[STROKE NOISES INTENSIFIES]* I think that sums up the entirety of all Spiderman masks (Especially the 2099 costume)
Chris Evans is one of the most socially tuned in actors of our times. And, he kinda fly.
Hawkeye did not even blink when that knife came right too his face
Tony Stank! 😂😂😂 Gets me every time.
Peter in a fight is too damn sassy for his own good lol
@loka7783
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Peter quips to keep from screaming in terror, at least in the comics. :)