Every Joke In Avengers: Age Of Ultron

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  • @starlightgacha4744
    @starlightgacha47444 жыл бұрын

    “It was a good talk” “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ”

  • @6TH

    @6TH

    4 жыл бұрын

    hahhahahahaahha

  • @brickbraker5033

    @brickbraker5033

    3 жыл бұрын

    My god I cried laughing 😂😂

  • @analis_s

    @analis_s

    3 жыл бұрын

    In my language they missed that line. There was some sort of: let's discuss everything peacefully, *shoot*, peace be with you

  • @nahuelahpa1881

    @nahuelahpa1881

    3 жыл бұрын

    the “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ” ruins the joke, but that is disney for ya

  • @ZeroGgamer

    @ZeroGgamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nahuelahpa1881 na it makes it funnier

  • @hellokindsir7237
    @hellokindsir72375 жыл бұрын

    Tony: “C’mon guys let’s talk..... that was a nice talk.” Person: “no it wasn’t!”

  • @eliasa.anzola2483

    @eliasa.anzola2483

    5 жыл бұрын

    HI

  • @CabezasDePescado

    @CabezasDePescado

    5 жыл бұрын

    bad joke

  • @EricCarrF

    @EricCarrF

    5 жыл бұрын

    not funny at all

  • @its_jonnyboi7061

    @its_jonnyboi7061

    5 жыл бұрын

    The voice made me laugh

  • @basedrei3529

    @basedrei3529

    5 жыл бұрын

    The only comment I found so far thats more than 1 month old

  • @aliasred28
    @aliasred282 жыл бұрын

    i love how steve says " You know i really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me"

  • @intellectualrebel5340

    @intellectualrebel5340

    Жыл бұрын

    This is such a Steve thing to say.

  • @NatRomanoff58
    @NatRomanoff58 Жыл бұрын

    "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...Yay!" Tony's childlike excitement always makes me smile.

  • @raven4k998

    @raven4k998

    11 ай бұрын

    shit Language wait no ones going to say anything about cap saying Language

  • @rb4632

    @rb4632

    4 ай бұрын

    Same 😁

  • @katrinahill4180
    @katrinahill41803 жыл бұрын

    "Please be a secret door. YAY" I CAN'T

  • @gilessaint-loup2426

    @gilessaint-loup2426

    3 жыл бұрын

    Totally improvised.

  • @Frostflower-tn1ne

    @Frostflower-tn1ne

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love his cute little yay! It's one of Tony's cutest moments!

  • @atomicdragon4944

    @atomicdragon4944

    3 жыл бұрын

    Improvised but funny

  • @ytsn_THE_OG

    @ytsn_THE_OG

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've looked that up on multiple occasions lol

  • @ytsn_THE_OG

    @ytsn_THE_OG

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gilessaint-loup2426 always lol that's what makes Tony, RDJ and not the other way around

  • @itsd3vi155
    @itsd3vi1553 жыл бұрын

    "Who gave the order to attack?" "Sir its the Avengers" "Can we hold them?" "ThEy'RE tHe AvEnGeRs"

  • @micazdimm4202

    @micazdimm4202

    3 жыл бұрын

    *They're

  • @paigewilder9259

    @paigewilder9259

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@micazdimm4202 it’s either one

  • @Tharja-iBW

    @Tharja-iBW

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@paigewilder9259 no it isn't

  • @Kibbuster

    @Kibbuster

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@paigewilder9259 no it isn't

  • @icewallowcome9168

    @icewallowcome9168

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@paigewilder9259 your brain is gone

  • @aimanisahac
    @aimanisahac Жыл бұрын

    Age of Ultron was the last movie where the Avengers acted more like friends instead of a team. I miss it

  • @sid5092

    @sid5092

    9 ай бұрын

    Same. Tbh it’s (to me at least) the only movie where they felt like an established team. The first movie did a great job of establishing the conflicts between them, then having that conflict be solved. And after this movie, they’re not together again until Civil War where there were, you know, civil war-ing.

  • @muffinman3052

    @muffinman3052

    4 ай бұрын

    @@sid5092 Civil War hits so much harder after seeing them as such a strong team here. This is what Zemo took from them

  • @BR3ACH3R
    @BR3ACH3R2 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, I'm decrypting nuclear codes and you don't want me to" -Tony Stark

  • @infinity-prime4589

    @infinity-prime4589

    Жыл бұрын

    Such an underrated line lmao

  • @lyrainvisa6880
    @lyrainvisa68804 жыл бұрын

    Robert Downey Jr. and his little yay! After finding the secret door.

  • @AB-cm8rf

    @AB-cm8rf

    4 жыл бұрын

    I knoowww lol

  • @colleenross8752

    @colleenross8752

    4 жыл бұрын

    Improvised!

  • @lyrainvisa6880

    @lyrainvisa6880

    4 жыл бұрын

    Colleen Ross I know right but it's so cute!

  • @pickledtoes624

    @pickledtoes624

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr sooo cute :3

  • @zernek9199

    @zernek9199

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lyra Invisa honestly me

  • @jupitersnoot4915
    @jupitersnoot49153 жыл бұрын

    The fact that someone responded with "No, it wasn't" to Tony's "Good talk" is just the best part of that whole joke

  • @Amariirose

    @Amariirose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thats what made it even more funny

  • @mondo2923

    @mondo2923

    2 жыл бұрын

    not sure if it was or wasnt improv for the "No it wasn't" line

  • @doge896

    @doge896

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mondo2923 prob inprov

  • @ahumanbeing0208

    @ahumanbeing0208

    2 жыл бұрын

    True... So true..

  • @AdzzieMac

    @AdzzieMac

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/faGAzZWclZbgaJM.html

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy-2 жыл бұрын

    "They used it to make a frisbee" Ok, Ultron. I'll give you that one. It was good.

  • @mephostopheles3752
    @mephostopheles37522 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad Clint got to show off his “I have no idea what’s going on and everyone is annoying” mood in this film.

  • @rosessanctuary2975
    @rosessanctuary29753 жыл бұрын

    "Steve doesn't like that kind of talk." "YoU kNoW wHaT rOmAnOfF-"

  • @bigt100

    @bigt100

    3 жыл бұрын

    She made the kinkiest face😳

  • @idontreadreplies.252

    @idontreadreplies.252

    3 жыл бұрын

    😏

  • @soccerruben1

    @soccerruben1

    3 жыл бұрын

    DAMN, NAT!

  • @johnassimakopoulos8954

    @johnassimakopoulos8954

    Жыл бұрын

    7:43

  • @cb-xu4lh
    @cb-xu4lh3 жыл бұрын

    1:03 that is the purest “yay” I’ve ever heard

  • @mellaroonie394

    @mellaroonie394

    3 жыл бұрын

    I AM WATCHING IT ON REPEAT ITS TOO CUTE AHHH

  • @gerlsey

    @gerlsey

    3 жыл бұрын

    yey

  • @kanopus2669

    @kanopus2669

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s a beby how could he hase a children’s🥺?

  • @kobe95wazzup

    @kobe95wazzup

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kanopus2669 wat

  • @kanopus2669

    @kanopus2669

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kobe95wazzup tony when he said “yay” i felt that he’s still beby so how he could has margon (his daughter) I know it’s stupid but I love it 😭😭

  • @professionalballsinspector2006
    @professionalballsinspector20062 жыл бұрын

    If you take away all the action and violence away from this film, you're pretty much left with an episode of Friends

  • @AnDRe-ix6ps

    @AnDRe-ix6ps

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 true

  • @MANJYOMETHUNDER111

    @MANJYOMETHUNDER111

    2 жыл бұрын

    And if you keep it in, you're left with an episode of Buffy.

  • @313Yuta

    @313Yuta

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hence wandavision

  • @nadiahapsari3359

    @nadiahapsari3359

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tbh,that's what the Avengers' relationship are

  • @Thefrogking234

    @Thefrogking234

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @johnwalkerfanclub9583
    @johnwalkerfanclub95832 жыл бұрын

    1:03 That little “yay” from Tony is just perfect

  • @poeticreign6050
    @poeticreign60503 жыл бұрын

    "Anesthesia was invented 1846." Doctors in 1845: 6:13

  • @sashatrajkovski8327

    @sashatrajkovski8327

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @trihermawan9553

    @trihermawan9553

    3 жыл бұрын

    Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!!

  • @connection_lost7038

    @connection_lost7038

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @Vhsoks

    @Vhsoks

    3 жыл бұрын

    Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep 😂

  • @VelvetRedYT

    @VelvetRedYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is me and my bro trying to kill each other

  • @politespoon9790
    @politespoon97905 жыл бұрын

    “good talk” “....no it wasn’t”

  • @politespoon9790

    @politespoon9790

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dylan Fahy u know what dylan *romanoff*

  • @EmeraldGamerOriginal
    @EmeraldGamerOriginal10 ай бұрын

    I think the best line is Tony saying “how quickly can we buy this building” before destroying it. I also love Tony’s little song “oh… I’m decrypting nuclear codes and you don’t want me to”😂

  • @bonkingtimez
    @bonkingtimez2 жыл бұрын

    10:05 this is honestly my favorite line in all of marvel cinematic history

  • @killboxonealpha9078

    @killboxonealpha9078

    2 жыл бұрын

    hahahaahahahahahahahaha

  • @yufi305

    @yufi305

    11 ай бұрын

    Agreed 😂

  • @thatguy3221

    @thatguy3221

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @user-N20
    @user-N203 жыл бұрын

    0:21 "It's the Avengers" "Can we hold them?" " _They're the Avengers_ "

  • @Deus_wukong1468

    @Deus_wukong1468

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol its so simple but so good 😂😂

  • @ProRobocopTV

    @ProRobocopTV

    3 жыл бұрын

    😭😭

  • @MayMay-xe7xh

    @MayMay-xe7xh

    3 жыл бұрын

    The fact that he said no surrender and then said he’s gonna surrender I lost it

  • @Stellarionas

    @Stellarionas

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MayMay-xe7xh I think all of us did at that time

  • @jerelcheek5112

    @jerelcheek5112

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MayMay-xe7xh I haven’t seen all of this movie and I had to admit was funny.

  • @darlene.salvacion
    @darlene.salvacion4 жыл бұрын

    "You are.. *Terribly* naive.." " *wELL* .. I was born *yESTERDAY* "

  • @lunafox9

    @lunafox9

    4 жыл бұрын

    that is so true and pure

  • @CopywriterKaushik

    @CopywriterKaushik

    3 жыл бұрын

    4

  • @dancerx411
    @dancerx4112 жыл бұрын

    “It was good talk (Tony)”, “You didn’t finish (Cap)” and “I’m listening (Loki)” all have the exact same vibe lmho

  • @LilySteph1949

    @LilySteph1949

    11 ай бұрын

    He said it as I read our comment lol

  • @Tamlyn15

    @Tamlyn15

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@LillianSteph1949 the most perfectly timed moment

  • @CanaldoPortador
    @CanaldoPortador2 жыл бұрын

    10:16 among all people Cap was the one who almost doomed everyone for the sake of cracking a joke on Ultron lmao

  • @whatevermanh7657

    @whatevermanh7657

    2 жыл бұрын

    among

  • @anxiousearth680

    @anxiousearth680

    2 жыл бұрын

    How so?

  • @whatevermanh7657

    @whatevermanh7657

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@anxiousearth680 maybe because the one robot that fell didn't die. it could harm some people down there

  • @Mtab2260

    @Mtab2260

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@whatevermanh7657 because of gravity and physics when that thing touches the ground they’re gonna need one helluva spatula to clean it up. It might kill someone if it lands on a person but other than that it’s not hurting anything.

  • @TheSnomGuy

    @TheSnomGuy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mtab2260 no because ultron can transfer to that robot’s body and redo his plan all over again

  • @me3pro47
    @me3pro475 жыл бұрын

    Y’all are just rewatching marvel moments after end game huh?

  • @bhumikasalhotra5081

    @bhumikasalhotra5081

    5 жыл бұрын

    yeah. When I watched it, i was sad. but i was also confused. and happy

  • @jingweonmafia

    @jingweonmafia

    5 жыл бұрын

    okay you caught me

  • @caciah4841

    @caciah4841

    4 жыл бұрын

    YOU KNOW IT!!

  • @HawnixArtistry

    @HawnixArtistry

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm rewatching Marvel Moments after the first Iron Man. What's an Endgame?

  • @squigga2184

    @squigga2184

    4 жыл бұрын

    Of course,I can do this all day

  • @edvinparmeza1298
    @edvinparmeza12983 жыл бұрын

    Thor: "You're all not worthy" Steve: *laughs in worthiness

  • @UnorthodoxDegeneracy

    @UnorthodoxDegeneracy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally 🤣

  • @Samantha-Who-Writes

    @Samantha-Who-Writes

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also Vision: **laughs in worthiness as well**

  • @edvinparmeza1298

    @edvinparmeza1298

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Samantha-Who-Writes vision wasn't born yet in that scene

  • @Samantha-Who-Writes

    @Samantha-Who-Writes

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@edvinparmeza1298 True...

  • @georgigs

    @georgigs

    2 жыл бұрын

    @ashgray According to McFeely, Captain America wasn't worthy of Mjölnir yet in Age of Ultron because he was still intentionally hiding the fact that he knew about Bucky murdering Tony Stark's parents, Howard and Maria Stark.

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id2 жыл бұрын

    “I just pay for everything, design everything, and make everyone look cooler...” *This line is super underrated*

  • @michaeluherka7127
    @michaeluherka71272 жыл бұрын

    7:48 Vibranium, the most versatile substance on Earth... and they used it to make a frisbee...

  • @fufafamily1090
    @fufafamily10903 жыл бұрын

    Natasha: "anyone wanna deal with that bunker" bruce: *calmly overkills bunker* Natasha: "..... thank u...."

  • @kexard

    @kexard

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like the implication that Bruce could have been less calm about destroying a bunker XD

  • @kristencgartner

    @kristencgartner

    3 жыл бұрын

    *hulk

  • @lunatheavatar9248

    @lunatheavatar9248

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol that was cute !

  • @SpecialProjectY

    @SpecialProjectY

    3 жыл бұрын

    Calmly? Thought Hulk superpower was him being always angry...

  • @alexandrews5249

    @alexandrews5249

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SpecialProjectY well yea but he has other feelings not just a ball of anger like for instance if everyone stoped calling him Bruce he might be just a tad bit nicer

  • @hellokindsir7237
    @hellokindsir72375 жыл бұрын

    Ultron: “you are unbelievably naive.” Vision: “well..... I was born yesterday.”

  • @eliasa.anzola2483

    @eliasa.anzola2483

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @eliasa.anzola2483

    @eliasa.anzola2483

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @thunderbird1921

    @thunderbird1921

    5 жыл бұрын

    That scene was remarkable. Funny, yet incredibly powerful to hear two robots discussing humanity between themselves.

  • @kryptonianotaku4975
    @kryptonianotaku49752 жыл бұрын

    5:32 “Do I look like Iron Man” Ultron says this in the most Iron Man voice ever

  • @MediaChristianFanatic
    @MediaChristianFanatic11 ай бұрын

    9:27-9:28 “That’s true, he [Ultron] hates you the most.” The way Vision says that line makes me snicker. It has such irony. 😂😂

  • @lovelycats988
    @lovelycats9883 жыл бұрын

    *Vision holding thor's hammer* *silence*

  • @cold3116

    @cold3116

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean he isn't a human or a living creature so it kinda doesn't mean anything

  • @lovelycats988

    @lovelycats988

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cold3116 true

  • @jaxonbrown1514

    @jaxonbrown1514

    3 жыл бұрын

    He can weld the hammer he can keep the mind stone

  • @asukachan07

    @asukachan07

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cold3116 just like an elevator lol

  • @alfredohumberto2222

    @alfredohumberto2222

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SimonWoodburyForget Visión is a Machine and Thor is human but not from earth

  • @OPCI_2501_V
    @OPCI_2501_V3 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t have time” “Will Thor be there” This is pro tsundere move

  • @zehelsumi1845

    @zehelsumi1845

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's cute

  • @ragingray6710

    @ragingray6710

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup that is basically every tsundere in existence

  • @nyxunderhill6437

    @nyxunderhill6437

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ragingray6710 how? She’s never shown being stalker. She’s not a killer. She’s literally a doctor

  • @jalynnknight9653

    @jalynnknight9653

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nyxunderhill6437 you’re thinking yandere

  • @aahmadfadhilah

    @aahmadfadhilah

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nyxunderhill6437 man, I'd be embarrassed if I were you

  • @florazonparallag9829
    @florazonparallag98292 жыл бұрын

    “Okay. Look, the city’s flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.” -Clint Barton trying to calm a civilian...

  • @nintendowolf
    @nintendowolf2 жыл бұрын

    0:57 The guy that said "no it wasn't" is totally what I'd say

  • @mujahidniaz1855

    @mujahidniaz1855

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahha totally. i was going through the comments find if someone else noticed it too..

  • @nintendowolf

    @nintendowolf

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mujahidniaz1855 Yeah XD

  • @Fritter_Films
    @Fritter_Films4 жыл бұрын

    “It’s the avengers.” “Can we hold them?” “They’re the avengers..”

  • @SteelChains
    @SteelChains4 жыл бұрын

    ''Unfortunately, he's still Barton.'' ''That's terrible..''

  • @keriiluv

    @keriiluv

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly one of my fave jokes. I come back to watch this video often

  • @molly2133

    @molly2133

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love these lines

  • @gabrielpalileo3294
    @gabrielpalileo32942 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this was the only time we ever got to see them bonding as a whole team - prior to all the mess in civil and infinity war. :(

  • @sluttsanonymous
    @sluttsanonymous2 жыл бұрын

    nothing will ever be funnier than steve and tony comparing vision to an elevator

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik70073 жыл бұрын

    I love how quicksilver gets shot in the arm and isn’t even distressed whatsoever, he’s just mildly annoyed

  • @SkyHacker9

    @SkyHacker9

    3 жыл бұрын

    that look is the kind of thing you would see a football player give their teammate when trip with the ball.

  • @kyroking9934

    @kyroking9934

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think Bc of his fast metabolism and healing factor, 1 or 2 bullets wouldn’t kill him, just annoy him bc it probably hurts lol. Unfortunately for him, Ultron put about 20 bullets in him so there is no coming back

  • @winnie7922

    @winnie7922

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was probably thinking “we’re saving you, for fucks sake don’t shoot us, and everyone else just stopped aiming at us so what’s your problem”

  • @mirkoathukorala

    @mirkoathukorala

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was more like a " really dude ?""

  • @kyroking9934

    @kyroking9934

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ashley Smith Cyrus lol yes

  • @kitty-drawl
    @kitty-drawl3 жыл бұрын

    I love how he just says “Please be a secret door.” “Please be a secret door.” “Please be a secret door.” -secret door opens- “Yayyy” :D

  • @Turtle0.

    @Turtle0.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yayyyy

  • @kitty-drawl

    @kitty-drawl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Cill Dasho AGREED

  • @SeraphBlademaster

    @SeraphBlademaster

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was also improved.

  • @drsdrs2168

    @drsdrs2168

    2 жыл бұрын

    heheheh

  • @IanMCgaming

    @IanMCgaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    How to put a line

  • @IllusionaryTime
    @IllusionaryTime2 жыл бұрын

    Stark: "Actually he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler"

  • @mk9beatz
    @mk9beatz2 жыл бұрын

    why is “can we hold them?” “they’re the avengers” SO FUNNY TO ME

  • @topphatt1312
    @topphatt13122 жыл бұрын

    Tony: SHIT Cap: LANGUAGE Also Cap: causally yeets motorcycle into the hood of a fucking car

  • @saumyam2255

    @saumyam2255

    2 жыл бұрын

    LANGUAGE!😂😜

  • @sapphireshores6112

    @sapphireshores6112

    2 жыл бұрын

    Language

  • @Julia_Mwa

    @Julia_Mwa

    2 жыл бұрын

    LANGUAGE

  • @victoriac8898

    @victoriac8898

    2 жыл бұрын

    LANGUAGE

  • @KurtIsNowTaken

    @KurtIsNowTaken

    2 жыл бұрын

    LANGUAGE

  • @saladinsmith6771
    @saladinsmith67713 жыл бұрын

    I just realized Vision can rule Asgard if he wanted to.

  • @sqiudy-catmedland1421

    @sqiudy-catmedland1421

    3 жыл бұрын

    But unless something happens in wandaVision then he cant because hes dead

  • @dprice198

    @dprice198

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sqiudy-catmedland1421 well now what he's back

  • @extravaganza1776

    @extravaganza1776

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s because he is a robot that’s why he can wield it

  • @TheLooterArmy

    @TheLooterArmy

    3 жыл бұрын

    So can Cap.

  • @jamiemananquil1010

    @jamiemananquil1010

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@extravaganza1776 Vision may be a robot but he's an artificial intelligence technology, meaning he has his own mind. He has no ill intentions and makes him worthy of wielding Thor's hammer.

  • @kleghi4685
    @kleghi46852 жыл бұрын

    'please be a secret door' 'please be a secret door' 'please be a secret door' *door opens* *happy Tony* 'yay' :D

  • @fritz8662
    @fritz86622 жыл бұрын

    “The Avengers” “Can we hold them off?” “Their the Avengers”

  • @cheryl4049
    @cheryl40493 жыл бұрын

    "Who gave the order to attack? " "Strucker, they're the Avengers. " "Can we hold them off? " "THEY'RE THE AVENGERS??? "

  • @emekmek3197

    @emekmek3197

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/qWxq1NGtoLO7YbQ.html ,

  • @uwuducky5466

    @uwuducky5466

    2 жыл бұрын

    7:55

  • @catherinealcy9176

    @catherinealcy9176

    Жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAH

  • @martinperezdisalvo7611

    @martinperezdisalvo7611

    Жыл бұрын

    0:17

  • @johnassimakopoulos8954

    @johnassimakopoulos8954

    Жыл бұрын

    *"Herr Strucker, it's the Avengers."* *"Can we hold them?"*

  • @ashamburn8598
    @ashamburn85984 жыл бұрын

    “Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.” *pushes secret door open* “yaay 😊”

  • @arissantorisonmars9271

    @arissantorisonmars9271

    4 жыл бұрын

    my fav

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod2 жыл бұрын

    "The most versatile substance on the planet... anddd they used it make a frisbee."

  • @justinjalenleetiller
    @justinjalenleetiller2 жыл бұрын

    8:36 You want me, to help y̸͖̺̪̬͍͆̔̌̀̈́͒̃͗̿͂̅̅͝e̸̛̞͍͖͙̞͚͆͑̌́̓͗̿̋̑͛͆̀͝e̸̢̛̤̼̼̤̰͙̘̪͔͉͈̍̊̑̏͆̂̓͆̈́̈́͆͜ͅu̸̧͖̦̩͋͆u̵̧̧̯̬̻͈͕̰̯̤͈̼̺̗̘̓͊̌̅̕u̵̮̬̭̇͛ö̵̰͈̥̦͓̺͓̲̙͚̗͉͜û̵̼͆̎͊́́̋̉̚ư̷̱̞͖͚̱̫͓͑̅̂͛͋̌͗͛̓́̈́́͊͜͝l̶̹̫̹̙͔̣̺̤̣̻̝̣͙͎̃̄̾͒͝ͅ, put jarvis in this thing?

  • @rubyrose4418
    @rubyrose44184 жыл бұрын

    "Sir They're The Avengers.." "Can we Hold them off?" " *tHeY'rE tHe aVeNgErS* "

  • @beepboopmeow203

    @beepboopmeow203

    4 жыл бұрын

    But Can We Hold Them Off? *THEY ARE THE F***ING AVENGERS*

  • @EbonyTheVampireWitch

    @EbonyTheVampireWitch

    4 жыл бұрын

    RUBY!!! How's your Uncle Qrow? (He's hot in my opinion)

  • @rubyrose4418

    @rubyrose4418

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@EbonyTheVampireWitch He's drunk. Like usual. -Lil' Red 🌹

  • @beepboopmeow203

    @beepboopmeow203

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Voltzro Ah fuck.

  • @a.h.jhughes114
    @a.h.jhughes1143 жыл бұрын

    "please be a secret door, please be a secret door...." "yAy!"

  • @T-ea-

    @T-ea-

    3 жыл бұрын

    That yay was so uncharacteristic for tony and yet it made me so happy

  • @savagebluemoon8579

    @savagebluemoon8579

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah the beauty of improvisation

  • @williamdower9000

    @williamdower9000

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@T-ea- it wasn't like tony but it was just so cute because you can see it being sarcasm or sincere, it was like when a cat sneezes, like when Donald Glover sneezed in Community playing Troy.

  • @jannatulferdousrushmi7323
    @jannatulferdousrushmi73232 жыл бұрын

    Romanoff, you and Banner better not be playing hide the ZUCCHINI! 😂😂 Aaahhhh GOLD!!! XD

  • @genuine1239
    @genuine12392 жыл бұрын

    5:11 Imagine going to an enemy boss to scare him then suddenly said "CUTTLEFISH" then you be like *what?*

  • @antspo0519
    @antspo05193 жыл бұрын

    Ultron is probably one of the most humorous villains in the mcu

  • @LoctusX2

    @LoctusX2

    3 жыл бұрын

    His AI is based on Tony's personality.

  • @sapphireshores6112

    @sapphireshores6112

    2 жыл бұрын

    *laughs in Loki*

  • @HyakuJuu01300

    @HyakuJuu01300

    2 жыл бұрын

    Despite being a bunch of tin put together, he had a surprising amount of personality and humour to him.

  • @colleenross8752

    @colleenross8752

    2 жыл бұрын

    Along with Loki and Klaue

  • @victoriac8898

    @victoriac8898

    2 жыл бұрын

    And Loki

  • @giotheunity
    @giotheunity2 жыл бұрын

    The “GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP!” And the Thor moving the legos out of the way started making me laugh so hard 🤣

  • @notyourusualmuslimguy3143
    @notyourusualmuslimguy31432 жыл бұрын

    4:18 Mark Ruffalo was thinking about the great choice he made joining the avengers cast.

  • @randomtalent5969
    @randomtalent59693 жыл бұрын

    You missed the Helen Cho : “Your own girlfriend won’t be able to tell the difference “ Hawkeye: “i don’t have a girlfriend “ Helen: “That I can’t fix”

  • @emmaray6215

    @emmaray6215

    3 жыл бұрын

    Writers of the movie: WE can fix that!!!

  • @eljayhill6691

    @eljayhill6691

    3 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't have a girlfriend he has a wife

  • @kleo5696

    @kleo5696

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @livispuzzled

    @livispuzzled

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eljayhill6691 that’s the joke-

  • @arxe3518

    @arxe3518

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eljayhill6691 r/woosh

  • @rjraby9766
    @rjraby97663 жыл бұрын

    10:05 "ok dude the city's flying" "we're fighting an army of robots" "and I have a bow and arrow" "non of this makes sense" 💀💀

  • @francoisssangma996

    @francoisssangma996

    3 жыл бұрын

    Poor Clint he was doing fine in Mission impossible universe

  • @gerlsey

    @gerlsey

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOOOL

  • @ocampojeviejana.8899
    @ocampojeviejana.88992 жыл бұрын

    Ultron: children i lost the word there Also Ultron who owns the internet and whole informations lol

  • @turboplayz5577
    @turboplayz55772 жыл бұрын

    Please be a secret wall Please be a secret wall Please be a secret wall yey

  • @louislim4650
    @louislim46503 жыл бұрын

    12:16 Steve: "But if you put the hammer in the elevator" Tony: "It'll still go up" Steve: "Elevator's not worthy" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @VelvetRedYT

    @VelvetRedYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    What time stamp is this?

  • @mkjgamer114

    @mkjgamer114

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@VelvetRedYT 12:16

  • @isaaccarter9007

    @isaaccarter9007

    3 жыл бұрын

    What if all elevators are worthy

  • @kanopus2669

    @kanopus2669

    3 жыл бұрын

    “I’m gonna miss this little talk alot” I love thar trio😭😭

  • @TTV_Goatedtttgr

    @TTV_Goatedtttgr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @G1dr4
    @G1dr43 жыл бұрын

    Legend says that Quicksilver is still trying to walk it off xD

  • @Smoke14169

    @Smoke14169

    3 жыл бұрын

    You didn't see that coming?

  • @lagdroid0017

    @lagdroid0017

    3 жыл бұрын

    EVAN PETERS y’all

  • @jenneric03

    @jenneric03

    3 жыл бұрын

    He did 😩✋ wandavision rlly said “bring him back but recast”

  • @adub92199

    @adub92199

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m like 999. I’m not pleased.

  • @Ygifvydbu

    @Ygifvydbu

    3 жыл бұрын

    He iz ded

  • @latenitexeno
    @latenitexeno2 жыл бұрын

    that little thing of thor sweeping the lego under the chair is gold

  • @raruu3593
    @raruu35932 жыл бұрын

    "please be a secret door please be a secret door pleasebeasecretdoor" *opens* "yayy :D"

  • @CDB03
    @CDB035 жыл бұрын

    Tony Stark: “Good talk” One guy: “ no it wasn’t”

  • @andiehall8742

    @andiehall8742

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bestie03 i laughed so hard at it

  • @chishakayumba5559
    @chishakayumba55592 жыл бұрын

    I like how they kept tormenting Captain America simply because he told Tony "language" at the beginning of the video and Tony told everyone about it. To be fair It does sound funny cuz Steve sounded like a mother telling her child (Tony) to mind his language😂😂😂😂 I really miss those two and the rest of the avengers

  • @lonewarrior8217
    @lonewarrior82172 жыл бұрын

    *Ultron rips of a person's arm and behaving like a pschyopath* Video title: every JOKE in Avengers age of ultron

  • @godwin-
    @godwin-3 жыл бұрын

    1:02 Tony: ʸᵃʸ

  • @jessiecurzio4779

    @jessiecurzio4779

    3 жыл бұрын

    I WAS JUST GOING TO SEE IF ANYONE SAID THIS HFEIUBV

  • @KL-xs5qq

    @KL-xs5qq

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s so cute I can’t

  • @alem1655

    @alem1655

    3 жыл бұрын

    How the small text?!

  • @iliketoeatbricks

    @iliketoeatbricks

    3 жыл бұрын

    Y..a..y..!

  • @arbeitsloseseinhorn107
    @arbeitsloseseinhorn1073 жыл бұрын

    Thor: he's my brother (Loki) and he's from Asgard!! Idk Who: he killed 80 people in two days... Thor: ...hes adopted

  • @laminnabam2752

    @laminnabam2752

    3 жыл бұрын

    That 'Who' is Natasha Romanoff

  • @arbeitsloseseinhorn107

    @arbeitsloseseinhorn107

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Andres Robelo Morales i didnt say that its in this movie i just told my favorite secene

  • @colleenross8752

    @colleenross8752

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know this guy? He's my brother Adopted

  • @plankkton

    @plankkton

    3 жыл бұрын

    - It's my brother, he's dead. - That's tough - Nah, he's been dead before.

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl395811 ай бұрын

    9:18 Thor says "Well done" and pats Tony on the shoulder like "Good job on creating a robot as worthy as me" 😂😂

  • @Guest4465
    @Guest44652 жыл бұрын

    0:56 Tony: good talk *some guy* no it wasn’t LOL

  • @fonzze4243

    @fonzze4243

    2 жыл бұрын

    The accent is what sold it lmao

  • @astriluv9914
    @astriluv99144 жыл бұрын

    “Who gave they order to attack” “They Avengers” “Can we hold them back” “They’re thee Avengers” 😂

  • @The_alphawolf_official

    @The_alphawolf_official

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ravenclaw 06 Dc is better tho

  • @astriluv9914

    @astriluv9914

    4 жыл бұрын

    THE ALPHAWOLF in my opinion Marvel is better, no hate tho

  • @joiri9498

    @joiri9498

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@The_alphawolf_official of what?? Having terrible movies? Then yes you're right

  • @joiri9498

    @joiri9498

    4 жыл бұрын

    But to be fair dc has the best animated shows

  • @The_alphawolf_official

    @The_alphawolf_official

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ravenclaw 06 No hate, it’s your opinion but no offense if I’m being honest, if dc has a better cinematic universe than marvel, there would be more dc fans in the world...

  • @inesamaro99
    @inesamaro994 жыл бұрын

    Tony’s little "yAy" kills me every time

  • @oraclesalternative

    @oraclesalternative

    4 жыл бұрын

    As it happened I saw this comment 😂

  • @Spyder8000

    @Spyder8000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sen_ Sen sane actually

  • @quekelley5277
    @quekelley5277 Жыл бұрын

    Back when the comedy was based around the seriousness and not the other way around. This is the Marvel we need and want back.

  • @woodenjester1017
    @woodenjester10172 жыл бұрын

    5:42 Clearly you've never made an omelet

  • @theformerkaiser9391

    @theformerkaiser9391

    2 жыл бұрын

    “He beat me by one second.”

  • @S0L8R-09

    @S0L8R-09

    7 күн бұрын

    “Ah yes, he’s funny, Mr. Stark, is what? {forgot line}, like old times?”

  • @Jacob-yp5mx
    @Jacob-yp5mx3 жыл бұрын

    10:35 Silver “keep up old man” Hawk “nobody would know, nobody”.

  • @skinnypeniz3661

    @skinnypeniz3661

    3 жыл бұрын

    i literally couldn’t contain myself watching that

  • @kgantshialfred9514

    @kgantshialfred9514

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hawkeye: ....the last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah he'll be missed, little bastard, I miss him already. Always kills me😂😂😂

  • @saltzd919

    @saltzd919

    3 жыл бұрын

    Miss the quick little bastard already

  • @thorodinson8170
    @thorodinson81703 жыл бұрын

    Did Ultron just called "children" "smaller people"........???

  • @debeatz8314

    @debeatz8314

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah, stark called hawkeyes kids 'smaller agents' so yano

  • @outthepark5766

    @outthepark5766

    3 жыл бұрын

    He ain’t wrong

  • @idioyjohnathon2054

    @idioyjohnathon2054

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are

  • @scarlettwitch4365

    @scarlettwitch4365

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ultron: *chops off Claud’s arm* Also Ultron: Omg I’m so sorry, are you okay? I’m sure it’ll heal fast.

  • @aceofpittsburgh

    @aceofpittsburgh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@scarlettwitch4365 close enough.

  • @violetashifts3722
    @violetashifts37222 жыл бұрын

    “Who gave the order to attack” “It’s the Avengers” “Can you hold them?” “They’re the Avengers”

  • @anormalhuman266
    @anormalhuman2662 жыл бұрын

    the "No it wasn't" at 0:56 was just.... mwah

  • @Hamza-vm9oj
    @Hamza-vm9oj3 жыл бұрын

    9:32 That man's playing solitaire. Thought we wouldnt notice, but we did

  • @zapatron1939

    @zapatron1939

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Lain Blair I'm not sure if you know but it's a joke

  • @joeymcm04

    @joeymcm04

    3 жыл бұрын

    I understood that reference.

  • @maybe2muchtv301

    @maybe2muchtv301

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @livkujala2822
    @livkujala28225 жыл бұрын

    “It’s the avengers” “Can we hold them?” *”t-thEYre tHe aVenGers”*

  • @dh3037

    @dh3037

    5 жыл бұрын

    They're the avengers dude. You can't hold em off. ITS BASIC MATH

  • @livkujala2822

    @livkujala2822

    5 жыл бұрын

    THEN THEY PROCEED TO SAY NO SURRENDER

  • @jonahg4472

    @jonahg4472

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@livkujala2822 I'm going to surrender

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether442611 ай бұрын

    Missed the "I'm always picking up after you boys" when Nat picks up Steve's shield

  • @limonyysal
    @limonyysal2 жыл бұрын

    1:41 "He's fast and she's weird" OK LEMME SLAP HER-

  • @sydneyrheanne8352
    @sydneyrheanne83524 жыл бұрын

    “The Avengers-“ “Can we hold them?!” “T-they’re the Avengers...” 😂😂😂

  • @liv7483

    @liv7483

    3 жыл бұрын

    He should have said There the f**king avengers of course we cant hold them

  • @imaginite-uv2ni
    @imaginite-uv2ni3 жыл бұрын

    0:57 SOMEONE REALLY SAID NO IT WASNT BAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @elizabethdurrance9177

    @elizabethdurrance9177

    3 жыл бұрын

    I never realized that before and I was wheezing when I heard that. Thank you for that.

  • @kanopus2669

    @kanopus2669

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know LMOA😭😭

  • @jacksondavenport9296

    @jacksondavenport9296

    3 жыл бұрын

    I never had heard that before

  • @cjliotorn61
    @cjliotorn612 жыл бұрын

    Ultron " oh for God sake " scene cracks me so good 🤣

  • @jamssy3409
    @jamssy34092 жыл бұрын

    Ultron can make an audiobook about Earth's bullshitness and I'd listen

  • @Frickll
    @Frickll5 жыл бұрын

    The tiny "yay" at the "please be a secret door " part.

  • @kenadams0718
    @kenadams07183 жыл бұрын

    12:16 Steve : What if you put the hammer in an elevator Tony : It'll still go up Steve : Elevator's not worthy Thor : I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours *Me too Thor, mee too*

  • @Amariirose

    @Amariirose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ha i said the same thing🙂

  • @hellozukohere6514

    @hellozukohere6514

    2 жыл бұрын

    omg I just realised out of the three of them only Thor's left

  • @JackMacLupus

    @JackMacLupus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well the thing with the elevator is probably working because Odin said "Who so ever holds this hammer if he be worthy should possess the power of Thor." That, in my opinion, clearly references to persons and living beings. An elevator is not a person, its a machine.

  • @jareththegoblinking3191

    @jareththegoblinking3191

    2 жыл бұрын

    But if you have Vision connect to the machines that control the elevator...

  • @methira

    @methira

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only thor’s left 😢

  • @LevonBlueoak
    @LevonBlueoak2 жыл бұрын

    Ultron has amazing jokes because he has the emotional range and capability of a 4 yo, but with near-infinite knowledge.

  • @notnothing261
    @notnothing2612 жыл бұрын

    „The Most versatile substance on the planet and they make a frisbee out of it” 🤣😂

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest3 жыл бұрын

    I just realised how much of this movie is just about bullying Steve.

  • @chandrasekranramachandiran
    @chandrasekranramachandiran5 жыл бұрын

    Thor : you're not worthy Cap 2023: hold my beer Thor : ok Cap : *after lifting mjolnir* Where's my beer? Thor : *burps*

  • @jnappi2765

    @jnappi2765

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @quiquiquinn

    @quiquiquinn

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @buzz7815

    @buzz7815

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @OofMaster-yz2vf

    @OofMaster-yz2vf

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment is underrated lol

  • @yo_ohno6090

    @yo_ohno6090

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dr strange : lemme help you with that * fills drink *

  • @Creator2309
    @Creator23092 жыл бұрын

    "Eveyone is afraid of something" "Cuddlefish" said in the most sincere voice ever

  • @meganfreelove1551
    @meganfreelove15512 жыл бұрын

    "How's he doing?" "Unfortunately he's still Barton" "That's terrible" 1:44

  • @sallagjanos7288

    @sallagjanos7288

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @laila3027
    @laila30275 жыл бұрын

    “please be a secret door please be a secret door... yayyy”

  • @aliviat832

    @aliviat832

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol I went through the comments just for that

  • @laila3027

    @laila3027

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alivia T nobody said it so i had to be the one to do it my bros ✊🏼

  • @juanacoronaa

    @juanacoronaa

    5 жыл бұрын

    I find it so cute

  • @ImQuantum
    @ImQuantum5 жыл бұрын

    "Who gave the order to attack?!" "Its the Avengers" "Can we hold them off?" "They're the Avengers"

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