garn bunnings 4 snag run - grab a murphs mowing shirt while im gone!

@PeteM.

3 жыл бұрын

Finally! Just pre-ordered a shirt!

@james.anderson-pole

3 жыл бұрын

Can you please add English subtitles? I miss these from your previous videos.

@karlozen8681

3 жыл бұрын

Yo bro tbh i fucken love your vids i share them to all my tradie mates for a laugh

@lukehrabar8540

3 жыл бұрын

Already ddi can’t wait to get duck all

@jamesjames2501

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I don't buy merch..... Wait, absolutely f#$k*n nothing. That's what an Aussie dose for the dole. I'm in!! reckon Shazza will love it ay.

As a sparky we have a special tool called a "magic pencil". All you have to do is write "please patch" on a hole youve just made and the next day it will be fixed. Its fucking magic boys, im tellin ya

@johnn3542

3 жыл бұрын

Drywall guys covered my boxes before. Had a fun time poking holes.

@adamsangels9874

2 жыл бұрын

Yep as a plasterer I love snippen cables deep inside the box

@47thking92

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamsangels9874 I then enjoy carefully making a hole with a decent sized hammer to retrieve said cables 😉 #pleasepatch

@adamsangels9874

2 жыл бұрын

@@47thking92 yes and I fill it up with concrete with cable entwined

@RedAyeJedii

2 жыл бұрын

Magic pencil is for testing

"call now and i'll fucken hang up on ya!" you've now cemented yourself as a genuine aussie comedian

@gabepee3533

3 жыл бұрын

lost it when he said that😂

@australien6611

3 жыл бұрын

And a genuine tradie

@NativeOfTheLand97

2 жыл бұрын

Yup lol classic aussie cadence! On ya mate!

@WillD3laney

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🇦🇺

@Cavemanadam82

Жыл бұрын

Not wrong there mate…i had a rotten cunt of a week, today in particular…somehow came across these videos and started smiling…but that line had me burst out laughing Bloody legends

As a sparkie meself, I can confirm, this is 100% how I got my creditation and made a living. Oath

@JBHIFI-fo4lb

3 жыл бұрын

Domestic or commercial?

@thegasgrenade9145

3 жыл бұрын

@@JBHIFI-fo4lb he's probably domestic

@westaustraliangarbo341

3 жыл бұрын

I was the 100th like of this comment

@davidlp3019

3 жыл бұрын

@@JBHIFI-fo4lb haha my dad was a commercial sparky. now he works for the government. fukin easy money mate

@EconomicsMate1

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidlp3019 i wanted to go govt but my business partner opted out.

Sparkies and plumbers share a very important function. Pissing off the painters.

@PsychicIsaacs

3 жыл бұрын

My husband was a painter and I can verify this is true!!!

@calus_bath_water

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a painter and can confirm that this 100% true

@f1reguy587

3 жыл бұрын

Builders are worse, can’t seem to make a surface flush… but one day I will find an electrician that has a shovel in his van, that shovel has proven to be rare as unicorn shit.

@TheOneWhoMightBe

3 жыл бұрын

And everyone pisses off the cleaners.

@ErgonBill

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheOneWhoMightBe While cleaners are generally grumpy, they get paid to clean up. Painters don't :p

I am a builder in the US and I am glad to see that there is consistency in the trades internationally.

@waxitron9181

11 ай бұрын

"Internationally Recognized Credentials" means a lot, and also not that much.

If you aren’t doing a quick snag run... you really aren’t Australian 🇦🇺

@danielhughes843

3 жыл бұрын

As a Brit, what’s a snag run?

@GarnComedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhughes843 snag is a sausage - every weekend Bunnings does a sausage sizzle to raise money for charities (I think, I don't actually know where that money goes now I think of it)

@dougieboxell6505

3 жыл бұрын

@@GarnComedy sometimes, drug addicts steal it, and guess what, I saved up to buy a house recently, now imma lick those walls

@onlygaming69

3 жыл бұрын

Straight facts

@onlygaming69

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhughes843 FUCKING SAUSAGE BRO

Just a note on the 'please patch' bit - always write on walls with pencil only. Permanent marker bleeds through paint. Tricks of the trade.

@GarnComedy

3 жыл бұрын

yeah pencil didnt show up on camera very well so we used marker - tricks of the trade

@ConstantlyDamaged

3 жыл бұрын

What's that? Always use permanent markers? Got it, thanks mate!

@jameswellson373

3 жыл бұрын

A sharpie "please patch" is punishment for not pulling the sparks cables through like he expects you to.

@refinedimages2869

3 жыл бұрын

@@GarnComedy Cows don't look like cows on film, you gotta use horses!

@repliedreplied5552

3 жыл бұрын

@@GarnComedy oioi settle down big fella -tricks of the trade

Murph nailed the residential sparkies rocking up in the safety orange button up like they've just come from a job in the mines, on the rigs or the overheads on the railway but they actually just wired in a new power point at someones Nans.

They're a dying breed - devoted tradies, but Garn is maintaining the traditions, rort, scam, bludge, overcharge and do bad work. Onya Garn.

@mirkovicaleksandar9071

Жыл бұрын

thats what im trying to explain to my colegues here in Serbia... but they always say " i dont wanna come back twice"....wankers wanna be professional...

"yeah mate she'll be back on by tuesdee" -me to the customer on a Wednesday before my long weekend

Fuckin brilliant!! Surely a ticket inspector one next, would be hilarious

@rooniematerl8214

3 жыл бұрын

@Ika Ayu ⁉️⁉️

@lhowlett88

3 жыл бұрын

Who would want to be a Ticket Inspector? Literally, no one likes Ticket Inspectors.

The tick is very important, I agree

@chimaera2611

3 жыл бұрын

First reply, poggers

@MrGW2fanboy

3 жыл бұрын

what about the tac

This video isn’t even a skit, it’s 100% accurate.

You get me at "pls patch". As an electrician, I approve this message.

After each year of my apprenticeship I watch this video and it gets funnier every time. Currently on my 7th watch

@venners4288

2 жыл бұрын

Under-rated comment 🤣

@Scott-sx9qq

Жыл бұрын

wait a min-

0:17 Excellent hammering

This is the most Aussiest underrated video in Australian history

Like a true sparky there’s no broom in the ute

"I can't read" ...proceeds to smash an epic speed run shoutout 😂

Forgot the bit about ensuring every job is covered in cable/plastic clippings

Once again I will say, this man is the most underrated youtuber ever. Absolutely love the content

"Call today and I'll fuckin hang up on ya" Brilliant, laughed so hard!

We need an "Every bricklayer ever" video,I'd die to see that

'Yeah runs downhill mate' 😂

i seen him at bunnings the other day and it made me fucking day

@cecilforbes3034

3 жыл бұрын

Was he working there or selling onions 🤣

@acecheso4958

3 жыл бұрын

@@cecilforbes3034 onions on top or bottom tho?

@cecilforbes3034

3 жыл бұрын

On top of coarse👍

Sparky here nick every bit of copper I can get, If the boss ask there was never any copper there, the grub just wants to cash it in himself

@postmortemspasm

3 жыл бұрын

work for yourself, you only need like $30 worth of tools

@sixstringedthing

3 жыл бұрын

@@postmortemspasm Ozito fucking everything. Get your missus/gf/sister to take it back when it gives up, "we were using it for the new extension and it just died".

That head turn, cutting cable....I so relate!

@CarstenSvendsen

3 жыл бұрын

The only true way to cut cables!

"i call upon my ancestors from high and low, near and far, wide and....not...wide(?) to gather together to get this man.....a tick

As an old sparky's apprentice, I can relate to everything in this video. Nice one.

Can't buy "bottled electricity", then moves out of the way to show heaps of "bottled electricity." Loved it!

@daggermouth4695

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we got that joke

Love the Schrodinger's cat reference, very Kleva!

Every 2 weeks on Tuesday I'm always waiting for garn to upload it makes my day ahahahah

As a young bloke doing his cert II this is bloody outstanding. Great video garn as usual mate

The advertisement was the absolute funniest fucken Aussie ad I’ve ever witnessed. Good job you fucken sparky 😂

I was waiting for this one since you did the plumber!!! Im a sparky and really enjoyed this skit!!!

The quality of these videos are getting so good

The please patch shit couldn't be truer, love it ahahah.

There’s nothing better to fix a stuff up like writing please patch. Saved my ass this week 🥸

Can't buy bottled electricity but you can buy a box of it.

"You can't buy bottled electricity pffft" Mobile data: AM I A JOKE TO YOU???

Off to Bunnings for 3 snags and a geeze. Hit up local footy, hoff down 6 tinnies a bag of sour straps. Wottle down to Kevs for a couple billys. Good afternoon.

Deadly accurate, the please patch was gold

Mate plumbers are flogging old copper pipes for a bitta extra dosh too🤣

As an hvac guy, I laughed so damn hard at this

if they cant find it.. they cant steal it..🤣🤣

Only two real trades 😂😂

Blue tick wankers rise up. I used to be a sparky before doing youtube, everything he said is true

@GarnComedy

3 жыл бұрын

same

Does anyone else listen to all the shoutouts just to see if my nan rips bongs is still there

I love that Kleva Range parody at the end

"If they can't find it, they can't steal it". Brilliant! :D

That Kleva range ad brings me back

"please, Pat" got me hard ☠☠☠☠

At 1:39 the cut into what you think is a great copper laden pipe only to find out it’s a fuckin gas line or some shit like that is just too relatable

please patch hits hard haha

You can’t be an Australian citizen unless you’ve gone for a Bunnings snag.

The only negative i have here is…… you aren’t banging this out quick enough Murph!! Every couple of days would be better!! 😂 Comedy gold

hahahahahahhah as a sparkie myself, the patch please is my favourite part

I'm an electrician and I can confirm this

Hehe, just decided I'll to a electrician pre apprenticeship through school and got recommended this

Wish I was a tradie honestly, they ain't lying about those salaries 😭😂

@napalm5

3 жыл бұрын

But their bodies get physically rekt

@rexlongfellow

3 жыл бұрын

@@napalm5 other physical jobs do the same and they don't get paid as well. If you're doing something like that, might as well choose the best one.

@morganspencer-churchill2136

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they are, they all act like 200k is big bucks just cause everyone else earns dirt.

lmao good shit mate, love watchin ya

Sparky here. Sometimes I just rock up to work, stand on my phone and look at Wera tools all day. Then in my last half hour of overtime I cut up loads of cable and scatter it across the floor so it looks like I’ve done a fuck ton.

as a sparky i worry about them just stealing the car. That's why i freeze my keys in a block of water every night, remove the battery and the starter. Of course to be extra safe i remove all 5 tires to.

Nothing as Aussie as a bunning snag or our mate here garn

This is the best representation of Australian tradies I have ever seen

So good. You need to do NBN subcontractor

@darrenparkinson4576

2 жыл бұрын

....or Telstra technician.

This is a documentary of the day in the life of a sparky right?

"only two real trades" haha HVAC does all trades and we have hear everyone crying about it being cold.

can confirm, everything in this video is pure facts

Haha Flooring even better

murph is like jim, he is like the owner of a million businesses

Love your work brother, got all the boys at work in stitches ❤️

Ah this man could swindle me out of so many things and you know what? I'd still a a bright smile on my cheeks.

The ATO is gonna be on his back soon

I've been on construction projects where they pulled way more wire through the conduits than needed. The excess was all cut off and put in a special dumpster. When the dumpster was full, they sold the copper to fund their beer blast picnic. See, capitalism works!

"Forget about ya regular boring old shirts. F!^k those shirts!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im waiting for the traffic warden/parking inspector yarn garn. Keep is up lad. :)

Patch has been my best friend for over 40 years.

I have a feeling this is or was your actual trade

As luck would have it, whenever I was short on beer money, I to would find unwanted copper wire in the walls of houses

Alright walking away from the batteries made me lol

The only two real trades 😂😂😂 Oi..I’m a Chippy.

Love that shirt ad

the please patch has me rollin

1:36 that's a big bang that viewers wouldn't know about lol

“Fuck those shirts!” Really got me lmaoooo

I’ve got a cert 7 in fuck all and cert 9 in laddering.

@sixstringedthing

3 жыл бұрын

G'day mate, we share a surname and obviously have a similar professional background too, I have an Advanced Certificate III in Pretending To Know What The Fuck I'm On About. Cheers from Sydney

I love the names of the Patreon supporters

This makes me want to go to Australia even more now

This guy looks like Norman Reedus, which isn't a bad thing.

The classic snag run. If you don't do one at least once a week are you even Australian?

@axiumsa4273

3 жыл бұрын

Here in SA you can sub out for a farmers union run.

"If they can't find it, they can't steal it". Cant argue with this logic.

The "please patch." Oh gawd, the memories when I used to be a roofer.

This is genius mate. Hope you do the other trades like carpentry, landscaping, painting etc. would make for a good laugh 😂👍

Far I’ve been waiting ages for this mate

Schrodinger’s Ute, brilliant!!

"Schrodinger's ute" - love it!

Dad was a sparky, and this is completely on point.

I think ya sold me with the extra fuck all on the tees