Escape from Tomorrow is a dumb exercise in misery

Фильм және анимация

While Randy Moore was at Disneyland I filmed this video inside of his house.
Click your favorite Disneyland urban legend:
The turkey legs are really big, they're so big - / jennynicholson
Tim Allen's head is frozen underground and his real current head is only a replica - / jennyenicholson
There's a creepypasta Mickey Mouse suit that's like a photonegative and dripping blood but you can only access that meet and greet with a Disney Chase Visa - / spider_jewel
That guy in the movie got decapitated on Thunder Mountain when his head hit the top of the tunnel even though he was the same height as everyone else around him and none of them hit their heads - / spiderjewel
Big pigeon - / jennynicholsonvids

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  • @Redrung
    @Redrung6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he already jump after the first scene of the movie

  • @ShaunCheah

    @ShaunCheah

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like this comment but I don't understand what it means. ...I like this comment *because* I don't understand what it means.

  • @meathook3000

    @meathook3000

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shaun Cheah The comment is suggesting that Jim died in the first scene of the movie and the rest of the movie is some sort of posthumous experience that Jim's ghost is having.

  • @s.m.mediaproductions5304

    @s.m.mediaproductions5304

    6 жыл бұрын

    I agree with you Martin. I think he did. Jenny probably does too because she pinned this. Keen analysis of a very un-keen movie.

  • @ChrisRider98

    @ChrisRider98

    6 жыл бұрын

    Like some sort of Jacob's Ladder Scenario?

  • @1amVitor

    @1amVitor

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's bonkers.

  • @shayprimrose1678
    @shayprimrose16786 жыл бұрын

    "There's a lot of sexual repression in that park." You mean... Because it's a public place?? For children??? What does that even mean?????????

  • @user-wm1em1rg4p

    @user-wm1em1rg4p

    6 жыл бұрын

    Specific rooms for me to poop in? Disneyland is fecally repressive

  • @renataskinner3791

    @renataskinner3791

    6 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @Scawking

    @Scawking

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to open my OWN park. Public Masturbation and Mouse World

  • @MamaMOB

    @MamaMOB

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cipher I will avoid your theme park hehe

  • @thema1998

    @thema1998

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cipher What would the rides be like at Public Masturbation and Mouse World? 😂

  • @aprettymystery5333
    @aprettymystery53335 жыл бұрын

    It's interesting that Randy seems to imply that a woman being beautiful is in and of itself sexual.

  • @jasonfenton8250

    @jasonfenton8250

    5 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, isn't beauty inherently sexual? All traditional beauty standards I can think of are connected to fitness or sexuality. Same with handsome characteristics in men. The difference is that Randy seems to think women being sexually attractive gives him permission to be a creep. He also presents underage girls as objects of desire. So he's just a weirdo.

  • @unusunus4613

    @unusunus4613

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jasonfenton8250 Beaty can be sexual but someone being beautiful isn't inheritly sexual and we say other things that aren't sexual are beautiful like children and animals.

  • @anon2339

    @anon2339

    5 жыл бұрын

    No its not inherently sexual. Beauty means alot more to us than sexual attraction. We associate beauty with intelligence, talent, hygeine, and much more. Thats why beauty can make a difference to straight people looking at their same gender, its not just about sexual attraction

  • @daffyphack

    @daffyphack

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think our culture wants us to view beauty as inherently sexual. Because if we feel that since we don't look good, that we fail to be sexually attractive, and thus risk being alone, it makes us scramble to find the thing that will fix us. It's what makes us buy beauty products, clothes, diet books, and all those other things that will make us beautiful and thus valuable to other human beings. If we could just feel good about looking good, then we would be happy with what we had, and that's not good for the bottom line.

  • @rainymeadows3447

    @rainymeadows3447

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jason Fenton Beauty itself is not inherently sexual. If it was, everybody would be fucking paintings and flowers

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy345010 ай бұрын

    As an Asian business man, the idea of flying to Disneyland to pick up prostitutes sounds like the most cost-ineffective and embarrassing thing ever

  • @entavulp7598

    @entavulp7598

    9 ай бұрын

    Not to mention that there are Disney theme parks in Asia already

  • @MaxGreen111

    @MaxGreen111

    8 ай бұрын

    But are you a *rich* Asian businessman?

  • @high-bi-password

    @high-bi-password

    8 ай бұрын

    LMAOOO

  • @arthropodqueen

    @arthropodqueen

    8 ай бұрын

    @@MaxGreen111 they would be if they were flying to Disneyland more

  • @poop_storm

    @poop_storm

    7 ай бұрын

    Imagine reading this comment with no context whatsoever lol

  • @rambletash
    @rambletash2 жыл бұрын

    Can't get over how Randy Moore has no idea how big an emu is. Randy. Randy they're as tall as a human man, Randy. Randy no-one is passing an emu leg off as a big turkey leg. Randy.

  • @EleniOperaNoir

    @EleniOperaNoir

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol!!!

  • @steelytemplar

    @steelytemplar

    8 ай бұрын

    LOL. Exactly. And it wouldn't be a cost-saving either.

  • @zubetp

    @zubetp

    6 ай бұрын

    @@steelytemplarlmao they just take them from short king emus because walt thought it would be funny

  • @Wyi-the-rogue

    @Wyi-the-rogue

    5 ай бұрын

    RANDY YOUR STICKS

  • @macpearman958

    @macpearman958

    5 ай бұрын

    If Disney turkey legs were emus, the price of ostrich cowboy boots would be taking a nosedive 😂

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie87574 жыл бұрын

    You also gotta love how Randy describes people who use mobility devices as "people who have given up on walking altogether"

  • @rileybutlikewithasword7634

    @rileybutlikewithasword7634

    4 жыл бұрын

    Remember folks! If your legs don’t work you gotta tie strings to em and walk yourself around like a puppet! What’s compassion?

  • @schufck5272

    @schufck5272

    4 жыл бұрын

    That description just sounds like a Walmart.

  • @drbabyyy

    @drbabyyy

    4 жыл бұрын

    no he's right, like how my grandma who had her leg amputated just gave up on walking altogether. she said it was because of "diabetes", but randy knows better

  • @killerfoxraspberryplays8903

    @killerfoxraspberryplays8903

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean I worked at a few amusement park I’ve seen a few Abel body people use them taking them away from people who really need it

  • @Squirreltasticqueen

    @Squirreltasticqueen

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@killerfoxraspberryplays8903 you don't know those people's medical needs. Some people have weak hearts or lungs and look abeled. Or they can only walk for a certain amount of time. I have a friend that can walk but is prone to passing out mid step I'd much rather her use a scooter and not drop in the middle of the path/road. I've had to catch her, I've had to pick up her baby because she passed out while breast feeding. (She was seated on the floor so the baby just crawled out of her lap btw) Invisible illnesses are a thing. The stigma against using aides is so prevelant people who need them are shamed to suffer over using them lest they get harassed by people by not looking disabeled enough.

  • @picanigeorgello2847
    @picanigeorgello28474 жыл бұрын

    When he says about all the adults gasping at Mickey mouse.. parents often do that to excite their kids and empathize with them, but I get the impression he makes no attempt to understand his kids or anyone else for that matter.

  • @octaviahelena

    @octaviahelena

    3 жыл бұрын

    he also failed to mention that when mickey appears on the top of the mountain a bunch of fireworks and lasers go off at the same time,,, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with their reaction

  • @learn2draw716

    @learn2draw716

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well fuck, I guess I'm a bad person for not gasping at a clown costume.

  • @Momo-qe2zk

    @Momo-qe2zk

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@learn2draw716 what?

  • @wisemage0

    @wisemage0

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@learn2draw716 Eat a snickers.

  • @camille1324

    @camille1324

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@learn2draw716 LEARN2READ. People saying it's not wrong to act excited doesn't translate to them saying it's wrong to not act excited.

  • @ohwow9769
    @ohwow9769 Жыл бұрын

    Oh god, I remember I saw an interview with him where he’s going on this whole rant about how Disneyland is bad because “People are paid to smile at you, it’s just manufactured happiness.” I was sitting there like dude, that’s called working retail

  • @casna5400

    @casna5400

    Жыл бұрын

    Randy’s one of those toxic dudes that think any woman who smiles at him is flirting with him. Disney princess, restaurant hostess, the doctor that handles his diarrhea samples for his cat flu…

  • @manderly33

    @manderly33

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s also called theater and making movies *which is the business Randy works in ffs*.

  • @uniquenewyork3325

    @uniquenewyork3325

    Жыл бұрын

    He must think every customer service worker is obsessed with him

  • @Cheetahgirl_Studios

    @Cheetahgirl_Studios

    Жыл бұрын

    Ikr? How miserable do you have to be to be mad that people are simply doing their jobs? Hey, Rand? Maybe they’re smiling because it’s to help the kids enjoy themselves? Ever think of that?

  • @gennybaratta2460

    @gennybaratta2460

    Жыл бұрын

    Or pre-school 😅

  • @ErisIsAnAbomination
    @ErisIsAnAbomination9 ай бұрын

    What really gets me is how Emily is clearly meant to be seen as an irritating nag, but most of the things she argues with Jim about are justified! She gets angry at Jim for taking Elliott on Space Mountain because Elliott didn’t originally want to and got sick afterward, and it’s clear that she’s the one doing all the work trying to watch and take care of the kids while Jim spends all his time chasing after two underage girls. Aside from the necklace subplot (if I can even call it a subplot), Emily is completely justified in how she acts!

  • @zubetp

    @zubetp

    6 ай бұрын

    right? you DO have to reapply the children's sunblock. the kid DID need antibiotic ointment. i saw the movie once five thousand years ago and i don't remember a lot about it, but i do remember not having a problem with the necklace thing either. if there's a personality trait or an opinion you have that you know you've talked about a bunch with someone, for them to just not remember _can_ be frustrating. minnie mouse is probably her favorite cartoon character. he gets her dumbo. i hate dumbo.

  • @Blueeyesthewarrior

    @Blueeyesthewarrior

    5 ай бұрын

    @@zubetp Not to mention that he thinks she isn’t beautiful and gets her an elephant necklace. Like, that’s the most subtle and yet obvious way to call your wife fat.

  • @affsteak3530

    @affsteak3530

    4 ай бұрын

    I bet Emily has a ton of Minnie merch at home. Like it's obvious who her favorite Disney character is to anyone who's spent five minutes with her. Also why should she accept the weak shitty apology of a husband who assaulted her on a children's ride?

  • @Quackervoltz

    @Quackervoltz

    Ай бұрын

    Emily should have been the main character

  • @flippanties

    @flippanties

    5 сағат бұрын

    ​@@affsteak3530fr like that scene just felt like a wife realising her husband never pays any attention to her or her interests. She's not being ungrateful for the sake of it she's just mad her damn husband couldn't be bothered to so much as know her favourite Disney character.

  • @sarahbischoff2375
    @sarahbischoff23754 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore seems like he read Lolita once and misunderstood why people treat it as a classic

  • @LEARSIKCIGAM

    @LEARSIKCIGAM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kubrick was trying to tell you p3d0s are real, so is randy

  • @cheer90099

    @cheer90099

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LEARSIKCIGAM just in very different ways

  • @Jamesharveycomics

    @Jamesharveycomics

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @davidjames579

    @davidjames579

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LEARSIKCIGAM 3DO's are real?

  • @frigginresulrum

    @frigginresulrum

    3 жыл бұрын

    I bet he got really into David Lynch in film school too.

  • @amandap7733
    @amandap77334 жыл бұрын

    Oh man I really don't like that Jim's wife said "Their a little young Jim, even for you." That makes it sounds like Jim constantly goes after barely legal girls and has started eyeing underage girls. It makes my feel kind of gross and I hate everything about it.

  • @sorryifoldcomment8596

    @sorryifoldcomment8596

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that just confirms everything Jim already shows with his behavior and I don't know what else she could be referring to. The teenagers are young, even for him. That can only mean one thing! He has a history of going after much younger women...since being with his wife, likely since they had kids. I feel bad for his wife. His wife 100% deserves sympathy for being married to Jim...yet it doesn't seem to be acknowledged by Randy nor Jim's actor. Randy reeeeally lacks awareness of women and abusive behavior. 🤦 I feel deeply uncomfortable.

  • @gorefieldluvr6921

    @gorefieldluvr6921

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jims boss brob found under age p0rn on his work computer and thats the REAL reason ge got firead and didnt wanna tell his family bc it probably happened before, change my mind

  • @auralunaprettycure

    @auralunaprettycure

    3 жыл бұрын

    Saga Söderhäll the director sounds like the kind of person who would say this is what he always intended, and this shows how smart he is

  • @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA

    @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA

    3 жыл бұрын

    He seems to be a woman hater, both jim and the director!!

  • @KyrieFortune

    @KyrieFortune

    3 жыл бұрын

    You guys, it's a /metaphor/, you see, all the Disney princesses are teenagers! And he's ogling teenagers because it's actually about princesses! Who are prostitutes, also, I guess! In reality it's all about he's actually controlled by Disney!

  • @sillyd0g
    @sillyd0g2 жыл бұрын

    gonna film myself having a bizarre psychosexual fever nightmare at outback steakhouse and when people ask why i'll tell them its an artful criticism of american consumerism as exemplified by pseudo-australian bar and grill chains

  • @ponytailproductions2503

    @ponytailproductions2503

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s a brand new sentence, right there.

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426

    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426

    2 жыл бұрын

    ooooh just take my money & let me watch it! Fr tho --- done badly, you get Randy Moore. But done with craft, it's David Lynch's Eraserhead.

  • @cuckoobrain7999

    @cuckoobrain7999

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 I don't think thats what eraserhead's about lmao

  • @nejdalej

    @nejdalej

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do it, you'll get all the awards

  • @TheClassyCharmeleon

    @TheClassyCharmeleon

    Жыл бұрын

    Okay, unironically though, that is the worst movie I would see multiple times in theaters.

  • @macpearman958
    @macpearman958 Жыл бұрын

    Whoever played the mom who hypnotizes the main character decided “Screw it, I’m gonna play a femme fatale in a Mel Brooks noir movie” and I admire that decision

  • @lillianward2810

    @lillianward2810

    Жыл бұрын

    She’s definitely somewhere between Madeline Kahn and Magenta in RHPS.

  • @irenic_raccoon

    @irenic_raccoon

    11 ай бұрын

    She was the best actor/actress in this film. She slayed. The son was a pretty good actor for his age ngl.

  • @hayberdasher8625

    @hayberdasher8625

    10 ай бұрын

    @@lillianward2810 Madeline Kahn or Catherine O'Hara would have brought a whole new level to that character In fact, recast all the main roles and see if they can elevate this therapy session of a movie: Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina as the French girls Goldie Hawn as the mom James Brolin as the dad Armin Shimerman as the Disney scientist

  • @Jurgan6

    @Jurgan6

    9 ай бұрын

    I thought she was doing Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Her whole monologue is about missing her youthful glory as a “Star.”

  • @Spacialvekter

    @Spacialvekter

    9 ай бұрын

    Just devouring the scenery. Fuck hamming it up, she's the whole hog. I respect the hell out of her for it.

  • @Doodlebob108
    @Doodlebob1085 жыл бұрын

    things that aren't gross to randy moore: a grown man lusting after underage girls things that are gross to randy moore: a happy couple spending time together at a theme park ?????

  • @efoxkitsune9493

    @efoxkitsune9493

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm just gonna say it, Randy Moore is fricking gross himself

  • @foxfloofhandy

    @foxfloofhandy

    4 жыл бұрын

    The worst of Brian Griffin without any of Brian's accidental charm. All of the sleaze.

  • @sweesbees

    @sweesbees

    4 жыл бұрын

    john the horse yeah only thin pretty people allowed at disneyland OH but not _too_ pretty because pretty girls in dresses are a sign of sexual repression

  • @butteredtoast8666

    @butteredtoast8666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wouldn't it be ironic if Randy Moore had to spend eternity watching horrible movies like this? Or how about Being a fat person that other people looked at and made fun of by people like him?

  • @sagebell1309

    @sagebell1309

    4 жыл бұрын

    those girls literally looked like they could be twelve. the line “they were leading him on” genuinely made me sick.

  • @pancakeofdestiny
    @pancakeofdestiny5 жыл бұрын

    "Am I a creepy misogynist and misanthrope? No, it's the children who are wrong."

  • @killerfoxraspberryplays8903

    @killerfoxraspberryplays8903

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey now nothing wrong with being a misanthrope the other stuff is fucked tho

  • @iliketrains5525

    @iliketrains5525

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know this probably wasn’t a reference to that Dankmus song “Children who are wrong” but I have to know for sure

  • @pancakeofdestiny

    @pancakeofdestiny

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@iliketrains5525 it was a reference to the original Simpsons episode on which that song was based

  • @iliketrains5525

    @iliketrains5525

    4 жыл бұрын

    Infinite Brain Coral Void YES!!! THANK YOU.

  • @TheSergio1021

    @TheSergio1021

    5 күн бұрын

    "...They're also very hot"

  • @annaolson4828
    @annaolson4828 Жыл бұрын

    Of all the legitimate reasons to criticize Disney and their theme parks, the most unnecessary by far is "How dare people enjoy things meant for entertainment! What sheeple!"

  • @stevievaughan5096

    @stevievaughan5096

    9 ай бұрын

    literally. just the fact that that was his point completely nullified the film. like if this were a place that the same people showed up to every day because they were so enamored with bankrupting themselves for a chance at meeting an evil mouse that would be one thing but, showing a place where people from all around the world will come to have fun for a couple days then leave absolutely makes no sense. the comparison in this video to a grocery store is really good. like, it’s a store. people aren’t coming here every day to shop blindly because that’s what they were told to do, they’re doing it because they made a decision to go to the store

  • @captaincrazycreative

    @captaincrazycreative

    Ай бұрын

    Complaining about sexual repression was also weird as fuck. He just saw that the princesses were fully clothed and went wow-what repression. I don't know what he expected from a park for children.

  • @youtube-kit9450

    @youtube-kit9450

    9 күн бұрын

    @@captaincrazycreative Remember he complained about sexual repression and all that jazz while sexualizing a bunch of french teens. This guy is just your average incel.

  • @60wattmoon
    @60wattmoon2 жыл бұрын

    Okay, this has bothered me ever since I watched this video. When Randy is talking about how "mostly grown adults" gasped when Mickey Mouse appeared, does he not know that that's a thing parents do with their kids? Like, usually parents will do a fake gasp to get their kid's attention and point at the Thing That Is Happening. I doubt most of those parents were genuinely enraptured by a Mickey Mouse costumed person appearing on stage, Randy.

  • @abelq8008

    @abelq8008

    Жыл бұрын

    They aren't as cool and cynical as Randy lmfao

  • @TitularHeroine

    @TitularHeroine

    Жыл бұрын

    I dunno what's wrong with my eyeballs right now but I deadass thought that said "...Micky Mouse consumed person" for a second, and I was like, "Yeah, they'd be fixated on that for a minute tho'." 😂 Oops.

  • @katherinesmallbean3594

    @katherinesmallbean3594

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd be willing to bet he doesn't know because he's never done that for his own kid :(

  • @julien4305

    @julien4305

    Жыл бұрын

    Also even _if_ they gasped because someone is dressed up as Mickey Mouse because they we're genuinely shocked/delighted, what about it? Adults can still like Mickey Mouse, Randy

  • @dovefilms

    @dovefilms

    Жыл бұрын

    Not to mention it's just a legitimately technically impressive moment? Mickey popping up at the top of the mountain is literally accompanied by pyrotechnics, and then he literally disappears off the mountain and a differeny mickey appears at the bottom. Like even if their gasps were genuine, it probably isn't because of Mickey, its because that its just *super cool sfx*. But I'm sure Randy feels a lot better about himself that he was not fooled by the trickery of... a good stage performance.

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman75 жыл бұрын

    I've noticed there's an alarming link between pretentious indie films and implied or explicit pedophilia and pederasty being shown as a sympathetic taboo. Kind of speaks for itself, to be honest.

  • @antonioscendrategattico2302

    @antonioscendrategattico2302

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kubrick did some real damage, man.

  • @DCNRS90YT

    @DCNRS90YT

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@antonioscendrategattico2302 Not really suprising.

  • @cargoloyalty9978

    @cargoloyalty9978

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s because they have a veil of “it’s just artsy” or wanting to “make a statement” since it’s indie and if you criticize it, you just don’t get it.

  • @snowdoll622

    @snowdoll622

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ethan YES. Thank you for saying this. It disturbs me on an unreal level

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957

    @PassTheMarmalade1957

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@cargoloyalty9978 They also do that thing where they try to turn it around and say that the fact the audience picked up on that subtext is evidence that it's the *audience* who are the creeps. Even when said 'subtext' is as blatant as a grown man sitting back and eagerly watching two teenage girls take their tops off to go swimming.

  • @aleksandraabrahamowicz9288
    @aleksandraabrahamowicz92884 жыл бұрын

    "Jim notices a lot of coughing tourists " That sentence hits differently now

  • @channelwhatchamacallit2614

    @channelwhatchamacallit2614

    4 жыл бұрын

    It sure does

  • @calliecorn

    @calliecorn

    3 жыл бұрын

    he tried to warn us, and we didn't listen

  • @OliverHeikkinen

    @OliverHeikkinen

    3 жыл бұрын

    This sentence hits especially differently now that Disney opened it's parks and some streaming vlogger lady copy right striked Jenny on twitter for talking about how said lady had symptoms of covid yet still decided to keep going to the parks.

  • @48917032

    @48917032

    3 жыл бұрын

    And it was BAT flu, not CAT flu. Off by just one letter!

  • @FireBird826

    @FireBird826

    3 жыл бұрын

    this sentence hits even more NOW

  • @ConclusiveConfusion
    @ConclusiveConfusion2 жыл бұрын

    Nothing is more tedious than listening to a story told by a man with nothing to say.

  • @peteg475

    @peteg475

    Жыл бұрын

    That reminds me of a story....

  • @Audioworm

    @Audioworm

    Жыл бұрын

    Very poetic.

  • @skippythealien9627

    @skippythealien9627

    Жыл бұрын

    this is literally and inexplicably how Jordan Peterson became famous lmfao

  • @table2.0

    @table2.0

    Жыл бұрын

    Nothing is more tedious that listening to a story told by a man /hj

  • @bellaluna9228

    @bellaluna9228

    Жыл бұрын

    Good writer quote

  • @mooreshmallow
    @mooreshmallow Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Jasmine’s park costume used to be more accurate to the movie, but they had to make it less revealing because people are the worst.

  • @jedihistorian8660

    @jedihistorian8660

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah, for similar reasons, I think Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame rarely appears because male park patrons would get too physical with her. It’s pretty awful.

  • @namelesswalaby

    @namelesswalaby

    9 ай бұрын

    yeah how dare Disney take measures to not objectify women in scantily clad outfits in the hot Florida sun.

  • @annajensen7360

    @annajensen7360

    8 ай бұрын

    That's not the point at all, we're lamenting that actresses were harassed, not getting mad that the new costume is more modest. I for one have no problem with either costume in concept, but I feel bad that park patrons behaved inappropriately@@namelesswalaby

  • @pptenshii

    @pptenshii

    8 ай бұрын

    @@namelesswalaby thats not the point

  • @bunwithgun1587

    @bunwithgun1587

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@namelesswalabyI'd be more comfortable wearing less clothes in the heat tbh

  • @MyVoiceDoesWork
    @MyVoiceDoesWork5 жыл бұрын

    So if randy didn’t intend for all the weird lustful and misogynistic fantasies to be a theme of the movie... is that just how he walks around experiencing the world?

  • @yaboimagnus4776

    @yaboimagnus4776

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oof

  • @divyatulsi1520

    @divyatulsi1520

    4 жыл бұрын

    *vomit emoji*

  • @sugarwaterenthusiast1309

    @sugarwaterenthusiast1309

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@divyatulsi1520 *giving shrek head emoji

  • @mischa2643

    @mischa2643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Randy like tiddy

  • @karabirb

    @karabirb

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mischa he’s *randy* for tiddy

  • @oatmealcoloured9950
    @oatmealcoloured99505 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore seems like the type of guy who sees like. Megan Fox in public with her kids and then goes home to write a blogpost about how he was sexually repressed by women today cos Megan Fox hot but she was just wearing normal clothes so obviously she thinks The Public Masses aren’t worth it and she was with her kids to show how fertile she is... but unattainable! Because she had these kids with another man. And Megan Fox just went out to buy her kids a milkshake or sth

  • @walruslatte6080

    @walruslatte6080

    5 жыл бұрын

    @James Quinn Men really screwed themselves over long ago when they started shaming women for having/wanting sex lol. They made SO DIFFICULT to get a woman in bed so they're always sexually frustrated. They could have been living in some awesome free-love type society.

  • @matthillfromcollege4109

    @matthillfromcollege4109

    5 жыл бұрын

    超人 was that a really specific example or did that really happen

  • @oatmealcoloured9950

    @oatmealcoloured9950

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@matthillfromcollege4109 oh nah i just made that up as an example. I wouldn't be surprised if it were real for some guy out on the internet though

  • @matthillfromcollege4109

    @matthillfromcollege4109

    5 жыл бұрын

    超人 me neither 😬

  • @nickhandley7240

    @nickhandley7240

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did...did we just get inceled?

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona2 жыл бұрын

    I just... imagine being this dude’s daughter and you rewatch this film when you’re like, in your 20s. And a not insignificant part of it is dedicated to your dad’s self insert drooling over 15 year old girls. There’s no joke dude that’s just horrible and sad.

  • @thevioletbee5879

    @thevioletbee5879

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s a permanently severed relationship if I’ve ever seen one.

  • @henryapplebottom7231

    @henryapplebottom7231

    Жыл бұрын

    Can you disown your parents?because that's what I would do if I was her.

  • @wormflavoredskittles6395

    @wormflavoredskittles6395

    Жыл бұрын

    @@henryapplebottom7231 you can actually i think and she should do that

  • @irenic_raccoon

    @irenic_raccoon

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@henryapplebottom7231 You can. I did with my dad. Blood is as thick as water, and I decide my father is Mark Hamill

  • @haleymist09

    @haleymist09

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@irenic_raccoonmark hamil is a good choice

  • @RocketboyX
    @RocketboyX Жыл бұрын

    "They are too young Jim, even for you.".. so Jim normally creeps over young girls in front of his wife, just ones that are a little older?

  • @felipest6926

    @felipest6926

    Жыл бұрын

    i was confused also

  • @erismason3441

    @erismason3441

    Жыл бұрын

    scary implications

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92

    @MinscFromBaldursGate92

    Жыл бұрын

    ''Too old.''

  • @heyitzmae

    @heyitzmae

    3 ай бұрын

    the fact he wrote that in and then apparently jim was supposed to be a likable character really says a lot about randy

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha

    @NosebleeddeGroselha

    3 ай бұрын

    “I don’t understand why people didn’t like my main character 😭”

  • @quintonchurch4064
    @quintonchurch40643 жыл бұрын

    The line "They're a little young, Jim, even for you, don't you think?" is the most haunting and suggestive line in the entire film (almost certainly unintentionally).

  • @nanospeed2550

    @nanospeed2550

    3 жыл бұрын

    i knOOW i fucking find it so disgusting i hate it

  • @user-sg6ww7ts6n

    @user-sg6ww7ts6n

    3 жыл бұрын

    SERIOUSLY

  • @spencersdh1

    @spencersdh1

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is a story behind those words that is far more interesting than the one that was actually scripted.

  • @TheVolginator

    @TheVolginator

    3 жыл бұрын

    Quinton Church definitely intentional. This is a pretty effective film

  • @ahlayamillen9091

    @ahlayamillen9091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheVolginator effective for what? Like it was purposely supposed to be gross and is meant to be criticizing his behavior?

  • @livfeataliens7628
    @livfeataliens76285 жыл бұрын

    this dude was really so mad that his daughter wanted a $30 plastic wand he had to make a feature film about how Disney is a corporate religion

  • @mirthfulArtist

    @mirthfulArtist

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, this movie's budget was probably $29.99.

  • @oliviaoneill9883

    @oliviaoneill9883

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mirthfulArtist "sorry honey that money is for daddy's masterpiece"

  • @killerkitten7534

    @killerkitten7534

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mirthfulArtist well how much is a ticket to get in? Genuinely I don’t know, but I imagine it’s quite expensive for multiple adults and films to film over multiple days given ticket prices

  • @jojbenedoot7459

    @jojbenedoot7459

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@killerkitten7534 idk about California but Disney World in Orlando is about $100/person

  • @ThexDynastxQueen

    @ThexDynastxQueen

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jojbenedoot7459 Even kids (3-9 cause you're legally an adult at age 10 according to Disney) it's still $100+ and that's just the ticket, no extras...it's insane. But they could've had an employee friend take them as guests for free.

  • @williamdelaporte2341
    @williamdelaporte2341 Жыл бұрын

    The French girls aren't spooky demons or anything, French people are just like that

  • @Nhblubird

    @Nhblubird

    Жыл бұрын

    Oui, oui.

  • @affsteak3530

    @affsteak3530

    4 ай бұрын

    Reading Arsene Lupin novels is a trip and not for the faint of heart.

  • @sandythemaster6898
    @sandythemaster6898 Жыл бұрын

    Randy sees overweight people at Disney: that's disgusting. losers. randy sees beautiful teenagers/cosplayers at Disney: that's disgusting. I cannot even touch them.

  • @blank4227

    @blank4227

    Күн бұрын

    you forgot to attach the gigachad

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie87576 жыл бұрын

    I love how Randy apparently looks down on adults for enjoying Disney because it's mainly aimed at kids, but then in the next breath he expresses confusion that this kid-centered place doesn't contain or encourage anything sexual...

  • @StarWarsomania

    @StarWarsomania

    6 жыл бұрын

    Elsie Cognitive dissonance, the person.

  • @mileidyclass

    @mileidyclass

    5 жыл бұрын

    Clara J I always thought Cognitive Dissonance was the name of a Mother/Earthbound fan game.

  • @walruslatte6080

    @walruslatte6080

    5 жыл бұрын

    1.he doesn't know how to make films and 2. he has no insight into his own emotions.

  • @PancakemonsterFO4

    @PancakemonsterFO4

    5 жыл бұрын

    Elsie „where is the Brothel when you need it goddamit“: Some guy named Randy

  • @bogosbinted5734

    @bogosbinted5734

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's the pedophilia

  • @SqueHabladePelis
    @SqueHabladePelis5 жыл бұрын

    "This film won 6 Oscars." My heart skips a couple beats. "Ok thats not true" Thank god.

  • @morley364

    @morley364

    5 жыл бұрын

    FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

  • @artisticginger13

    @artisticginger13

    5 жыл бұрын

    It would in 2019...

  • @demoniktusk758

    @demoniktusk758

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why do you care? it's not like oscars matter, mediocre movies get oscars all the time, i wouldn't be surprised if a terrible pretentious movie got one as well

  • @crazyweirdgirl115

    @crazyweirdgirl115

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@demoniktusk758 because I wouldn't want Randy Moore to have the satisfaction of knowing his movie won 6 oscars.

  • @Raw774

    @Raw774

    5 жыл бұрын

    I mean if Crash can win best picture the sky is the limit

  • @erismason3441
    @erismason3441 Жыл бұрын

    I have this slightly psychotic scene in my head where I saw off Randy's leg and go "Wow Randy, can't believe you just gave up on walking like that."

  • @erismason3441

    @erismason3441

    Жыл бұрын

    Wrote this when I was high but I stand by its message.

  • @avej99

    @avej99

    Жыл бұрын

    Incredibly based💀

  • @irenic_raccoon

    @irenic_raccoon

    11 ай бұрын

    High comments are the best kinda comments.

  • @stevievaughan5096

    @stevievaughan5096

    9 ай бұрын

    LMAOOOO this whole interaction is amazing

  • @sumacmusac

    @sumacmusac

    9 ай бұрын

    this is legitimately one of the funniest comments I've ever read

  • @theodorebeasley7015
    @theodorebeasley7015 Жыл бұрын

    His voyeuristic analysis of strangers enjoying themselves at a theme park is really telling. It’s so bitter. And then he mentioned his relationship with his dad souring and I was like “holy shit this whole thing is just an ‘eff you’ to his dad”. He’s clearly trying to hide his unresolved relationship issues with his father with this idea of “corporate religion” and indoctrination as if he’s uncovered some groundbreaking truths a la Louis Theroux. It’s one of the few times where “it’s not that deep, bro” is a legitimate response. Men will do anything to avoid therapy, including write and direct a feature film, apparently.

  • @bigbearkat2010

    @bigbearkat2010

    10 ай бұрын

    I read that interview too and immediately thought "oh so you're blaming Disney for your daddy issues, got it"

  • @jerkchickenblog

    @jerkchickenblog

    7 ай бұрын

    but lets be honest, he didn't really do that did he? he went and shot a lot of footage and then had to try to edit it together into something, add some digital effects after the fact for punch and then film a few scenes to try to make it into a narrative. after that was done he had to pretend it was all planned and there was a reason for it other than trying to make some money off of his grift. unfortunately he just wasn't creative at any step of the process, or it might have been worth watching, or listening to him talk about.

  • @aacsmiles

    @aacsmiles

    7 ай бұрын

    People: *existing, having fun* Ryan Moore: 😡

  • @zubetp

    @zubetp

    6 ай бұрын

    it's true. i remember there was a time in my life where i felt angry and self conscious like that all the time. seeing other people having simple fun pissed me off because it didn't make sense to me - laughing and smiling at a movie or something. i was sure that they were either faking it or stupid. what a horrible world, i thought, where i could never experience joy, because joy was a thing of the past. but then i turned fifteen and started seeing a therapist.

  • @xBINARYGODx

    @xBINARYGODx

    5 күн бұрын

    @@jerkchickenblog I mean, there are character saying stuff in front of a camera and its all for the plot he has, so I highly doubt he just mashed scene together after the fact. Listen, its more likely that the bad thing hapepend because someone cared and tried than total appathy. Even your most miltoast, researched for max money dinsey thing has at least some people who cared about their job (and were grossly underpaid).

  • @emmablowguns
    @emmablowguns6 жыл бұрын

    Trapped In A Disney World With Jim The Sexually Frustrated Man

  • @StarWarsomania

    @StarWarsomania

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ooooo, meta!

  • @ShaunCheah

    @ShaunCheah

    6 жыл бұрын

    Surely it'd be Trapped In *An* Disney World With Jim The Sexually Frustrated Man, though?

  • @Rodanguirus

    @Rodanguirus

    6 жыл бұрын

    Someone clearly isn't familiar with the greatest fanfic of all time.

  • @TheAgent377

    @TheAgent377

    6 жыл бұрын

    trapped ON AN disney world with Jim the sexually frustrated man

  • @ShaunCheah

    @ShaunCheah

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shit, TheAgent377 is right; not sure how I didn't catch that. Solid work, dude.

  • @BigAL68xyz
    @BigAL68xyz5 жыл бұрын

    If Randy Moore wrote connect-the-dot books, they would already be connected, but none of the pictures would resemble anything coherent.

  • @pinkiegoof

    @pinkiegoof

    5 жыл бұрын

    BigAL68xyz that’s a great metaphor my guy

  • @starberryshortcakee

    @starberryshortcakee

    5 жыл бұрын

    he doesn't understand why people can't see what the shapes made it's just a blob but randy INSISTS that it's a giraffe

  • @efoxkitsune9493

    @efoxkitsune9493

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's the perfect statement

  • @StarWarsomania

    @StarWarsomania

    4 жыл бұрын

    BigAL68xyz That made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

  • @Mochitachi70

    @Mochitachi70

    4 жыл бұрын

    The only distingushible shape would be something resembling breasts.

  • @XansStitches
    @XansStitches Жыл бұрын

    Rewatching this and noticing how cruel it is for him to talk about a hospital psychiatric ward as if it’s an asylum from the 50s

  • @cr-nd8qh

    @cr-nd8qh

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I've been to the VA psych ward multiple times for substance abuse and they honestly saved my life

  • @anunaskedforopinion

    @anunaskedforopinion

    6 ай бұрын

    Even worse is that he's apparently quoting his wife who WORKS in the hospital.

  • @sidney9796

    @sidney9796

    5 ай бұрын

    i dont even get his comparison - iirc his gripe is that disney parks have all these kids screaming about appartently inane things (the thirty dollar wand)... how does that translate to the environment of a psych ward?

  • @jellifygirl
    @jellifygirl2 жыл бұрын

    My favourite type of man is the type of man who makes a child predator character, and then either implies or directly states he relates to that character and expects the audience to root for them

  • @jellifygirl

    @jellifygirl

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hate, however, that this is an actual established "type" of man and not just one really fucking weird guy

  • @gregjayonnaise8314

    @gregjayonnaise8314

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s because he’s one of those weirdos that have some unchecked creepiness and projection that leaks into their artwork, and when people point it out, they claim that it was entirely intentional and holds very important symbolic meaning, as if it’s a feeling that can apply to everyone and not just his personal experience. It’s the type of guy who wants to make their own perversions out to have more meaning than they actually hold.

  • @LoverOfMuch

    @LoverOfMuch

    Жыл бұрын

    very Lolita of him

  • @andromeda1840

    @andromeda1840

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LoverOfMuch Tbf to Nabokov, HE was writing Lolita as a survivor of CSA. But Randy 100% looks at Humbert Humbert and goes “he’s just like me fr”

  • @Blueeyesthewarrior

    @Blueeyesthewarrior

    7 ай бұрын

    @@andromeda1840 I had no idea, but that makes so much sense!

  • @lpstravlers
    @lpstravlers3 жыл бұрын

    The decapitation scenes are meant to convey that Jim's not getting any head

  • @SkiesProjects

    @SkiesProjects

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stop this is so funny

  • @corican

    @corican

    2 жыл бұрын

    That gave me a great laugh. KZread needs some kind of reward system for good comments.

  • @thatlemonadeguy6742

    @thatlemonadeguy6742

    2 жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀

  • @allnaturalfigjam310

    @allnaturalfigjam310

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's so depressing that this take isn't even all that out of place

  • @nekosaiyajin8529

    @nekosaiyajin8529

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@corican hey it's almost like the likes in the comments are there for something

  • @dc1254
    @dc12545 жыл бұрын

    They came for Disney? Yet were afraid of neosporin?

  • @Amsayy

    @Amsayy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sweetheart Dynamite everyone fears big pharma? 😂😂

  • @Brigitte_GL

    @Brigitte_GL

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @frederikbuttenschn7562

    @frederikbuttenschn7562

    5 жыл бұрын

    KZread comments are not allowed to make me laugh this hard.

  • @deffdefying4803

    @deffdefying4803

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Amsayy It's too big

  • @sandythemaster6898

    @sandythemaster6898

    5 жыл бұрын

    *geosporic

  • @ethanwaltz4799
    @ethanwaltz4799 Жыл бұрын

    The scooter thing makes me genuinely angry. My Grandmother, 10 years ago, was battling cancer for the third time, and wanted to go to Disney with her family. She couldn't take the strain of walking all day, and used the scooter. The fact that this man would disparage her for it is disgusting.

  • @mammoneymelon

    @mammoneymelon

    Жыл бұрын

    randy when he learns about disability 🤯 it's almost like people use scooters and wheelchairs for many reasons, but it's almost never "laziness"

  • @Eosinophyllis

    @Eosinophyllis

    5 ай бұрын

    he just forgot 25% of the US population exists i guess

  • @affsteak3530

    @affsteak3530

    4 ай бұрын

    I, a normally able-bodied 25-year-old, used the grocery store scooters when I sprained my ankle instead of hobbling around for 40 minutes on crutches. Since I've always struggled with weight (unrelated thyroid issues), I'm sure it looked like the start of my journey to 600lb perma-scooter cyborgdom. I'm sure glad people like Randy are comfortable judging people who need mobility devices based on their appearance. Causes of obesity and/or bloating are always within a person's control.

  • @heyitzmae

    @heyitzmae

    3 ай бұрын

    the fact he described it as “given up on walking” rather than acknowledging that most of the scooter users probably cannot physically walk was so gross

  • @VictoriaMorganawesometori
    @VictoriaMorganawesometori Жыл бұрын

    Him trying to make out with his wife in the Pooh bear ride while she repeatedly says "No" is straight out of a horror film. Are we supposed to be rooting for him/feeling sympathetic for him there?

  • @blokey8
    @blokey84 жыл бұрын

    I feel like the monochrome look isn't even thematically appropriate. If you want to make a hellscape of a theme park, surely you want to go full Speed Racer and make the colourful stuff oppressively lurid.

  • @genericbandit6333

    @genericbandit6333

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think he was trying to be deep or something

  • @funguy398

    @funguy398

    3 жыл бұрын

    He should make black and white scenes only of Disney world and color scenes of something not in a Disney world (nurse office, "sexy woman" room, mad scientist room) So he could be artistical (disney world have SO much color but it's all blank or something) and don't fucked up lightning in outdoor shoots

  • @astrometries1944

    @astrometries1944

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a horrible film choice. Don't get me wrong, I see why they did it, it's in order to avoid the harsh changes because of the natural lighting. But it really just does not make cinematic sense. I guess if you wanted to make a movie about repression (which is gross by the way), you should find a way to put color in your film and have it desaturate over the movie or something. Making it all black and white is just lazy.

  • @FlatOnHisFace

    @FlatOnHisFace

    3 жыл бұрын

    But ... artistic movies are black-n-white. 🤷‍♀️

  • @blokey8

    @blokey8

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FlatOnHisFace I know you're joking, but (screams in Fury Road, Furiosa-style)

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie87575 жыл бұрын

    "They seem a little young, Jim. Even for _you."_ Holy crap, what is THAT supposed to mean? Is Jim creeping on underage girls like a regular thing??

  • @Liam-vu7wo

    @Liam-vu7wo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore might've taken "write what you know" a little too literally

  • @butteredtoast8666

    @butteredtoast8666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Randy really wishes this was real.

  • @xyrissavage4983

    @xyrissavage4983

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@butteredtoast8666 i certainly dont

  • @liamross340

    @liamross340

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s insane that it’s in there because everything else is sort of like see Jim is a great guy. Is the wife saying that meant to be her being a bitch or something? What the hell?

  • @crypticandchoatic

    @crypticandchoatic

    2 ай бұрын

    in a better movie I would have read it as a hint towards how Jim and Emily's relationship started. but it's not a good movie. so Christ

  • @TheRambunctious
    @TheRambunctious2 жыл бұрын

    You’ve got to respect a filmmaker who can make a film about “Disney bad” and make Disney look better lmao. HOW DO YOU MAKE DISNEY LOOK REASONABLE???

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92

    @MinscFromBaldursGate92

    Жыл бұрын

    He just climbed mount Everest while juggling chainsaws and divide by 0! He's one with the gods!

  • @SuzER08

    @SuzER08

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe that was the true plan all along. Randy actually works for Disney. thats why they never sued him.

  • @SuzER08

    @SuzER08

    Жыл бұрын

    @@daelen.cclark it was a joke...

  • @daelen.cclark

    @daelen.cclark

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SuzER08 my bad.

  • @mollygrace3068

    @mollygrace3068

    Жыл бұрын

    So true! I’ve only gone to Disneyland for FREE with an employee and never really liked it, and this dick makes ME want to defend it.

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha8 ай бұрын

    The movie is terrible but god the actress for the weird mom is having the time of her life and I’m here for it

  • @JacksonBockus

    @JacksonBockus

    7 ай бұрын

    She thinks she’s making a camp horror throwback, Randy thinks he’s making a biting satire, and the actress playing the wife thinks she’s making a family drama. It’s incredible.

  • @zbsfm

    @zbsfm

    6 ай бұрын

    @@JacksonBockus sexy witch mom is acting a camp horror throwback, emily(?) is acting a family drama, and jim is acting a ben stiller comedy. i like this! a lot of the weird juxtapositions make sense in this context tbh

  • @natahliazaring5291
    @natahliazaring52913 жыл бұрын

    I just love it when people critique capitalism and consumer culture but forget to actually critique anything about capitalism or consumer culture

  • @cernunnos8917

    @cernunnos8917

    3 жыл бұрын

    he does criticize one thing- the consumers. however, woopsy daisy, that's fucking *everybody*. the system we live in dictates we consume goods and services, usually those of big corporations. Randy calling these people stupid serves only his delusions that he is somehow ascended above the petty, simpleton consumer, when in reality he also does the same shit in his life. Unless he grows/hunts all his own food and pumps all his own water and is totally detached from the capitalist society we live within, he is no better.

  • @timothymclean

    @timothymclean

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's not even trying to critique those things. At best, he's critiquing the people who try to find joy despite capitalism.

  • @natahliazaring5291

    @natahliazaring5291

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@timothymclean I think it's a really silly approach to claim to know that he isn't attempting to critique those things. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, my OP was clearly pithy and oversimplified for the effect of some small humor. What we do know is that he is not succesful in critiquing these things. Clearly both of us agree on this. I would argue that the text supports the hypothesis that it is attempting to critique them, but that's certainly up for debate when interpreting it. There's absolutely justification within the text for more than one interpretation here. But that's my issue with commenting in the way you have....the original comment isn't intended as a way to spark discussion about the interpretation, it's intended to be silly. To respond as if it's diving into the text in a wholly critical manner is disingenuous at best and shows a lack of good intention as likely. It's really easy to make your own unique comment thread to get into this kind of discussion - and again, that kind of discussion is certainly worth having and engaging with. But trying to spark that up here? That just seems antagonistic and argumentative rather than looking for actual discussion.

  • @ConnorNotyerbidness

    @ConnorNotyerbidness

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I hate capitalism and consumerism. How am i going to critique it? I know! By making something using the most capitalist and consumerist medium that exists! Film!"

  • @k80_

    @k80_

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s like riverdale-level social commentary. Just pointing out the existence of a thing is not funny or meaningful, you have to do something with it. Especially when the thing you’re pointing out is something you did

  • @Kyman102
    @Kyman1025 жыл бұрын

    The whole "The turkey legs are emu" thing isn't even a good urban legend because it doesn't make sense from ANY angle. Emu is MORE expensive than turkey, and from what I've heard is a richer meat. Like steak with the texture of chicken. So Disney would be taking a rarer and more expensive bird meat and be DOWNselling it as turkey. They'd probably be losing money with each emu leg compared to if they advertised "Adventure Land Real Genuine Emu Legs". Like, economically, that urban legend makes no sense! C'mon, Conspiracy Theorists, say that they're giant lab-grown pigeons!

  • @samtownend6744

    @samtownend6744

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tbf ostrich meat (which I assumes is similar to emu) is so much better than turkey, they should try selling it

  • @blokey8

    @blokey8

    4 жыл бұрын

    That sounds like the running gag in my uni town that the local fried chicken joint is selling seagull. The new students, who a couple of days in have all had food stolen by seagulls, inevitably respond "that sounds about right."

  • @charliedawson6318

    @charliedawson6318

    4 жыл бұрын

    I died a bit on the inside every time they mispronounced Emu.

  • @wasdist

    @wasdist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, everyone knows its people meat

  • @CascadianRanger

    @CascadianRanger

    4 жыл бұрын

    Even sadder is there are potentially real and facsinating urban legends all fucking over Disney land and world. Entire youtube channels exist going into them

  • @MrPooleish
    @MrPooleish2 жыл бұрын

    No Jim, "I was hypnotized by her booby ruby" isn't a great reason to abandon your kids in a theme park to sleep with a woman you don't know. That's going to make you look real bad in this divorce court. No, I don't think stoking anti-asian hate will help your chances for custody. Maybe don't tell people they're the real misogynists for listening to the testimony of those two teens you were stalking.

  • @CT_Phipps

    @CT_Phipps

    2 жыл бұрын

    Depends if they're from Texas.

  • @camille1324

    @camille1324

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for getting the phrase booby ruby stuck in my head lol

  • @pluutonius

    @pluutonius

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait when is he anti Asian (I wasn't paying attention to the video)

  • @MrPooleish

    @MrPooleish

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pluutonius the rich businessmen who pay for a night with the princesses are all conspicuously Asian. Like, every one of em.

  • @rat-gang-

    @rat-gang-

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pluutonius probably the way they really tried to hammer home that the "old rich asian men" were paying the princesses for sex

  • @finnclougherty453
    @finnclougherty453 Жыл бұрын

    Seeing the name “Siemens” on the secret lab consoles came as quite a surprise to me, a Siemens employee. Had no idea we were up to this kind of stuff.

  • @CrazyRiverOtter

    @CrazyRiverOtter

    Жыл бұрын

    How much did they pay you, SIEMENS SHILL!?

  • @fricka4798

    @fricka4798

    10 ай бұрын

    i love how you chose to have your profile pic as the warnings they put on big plastic tubs to not put kids in them

  • @highjumpstudios2384

    @highjumpstudios2384

    5 ай бұрын

    Ah well that's because you don't work for Siemens secret branch, Siemens 2

  • @shittysoulsplayer5038

    @shittysoulsplayer5038

    3 ай бұрын

    that’s exactly what a secret lab employee would say

  • @StarrChild.
    @StarrChild.4 жыл бұрын

    This director seems like the kind of guy who would complain how the women were all tempting him at the beach because they’re wearing swimsuits and bikinis...

  • @jasonwalker4003

    @jasonwalker4003

    3 жыл бұрын

    A woman having cleavage showing is an obvious sign that she is flirting with you and only you. Nobody else on the beach.

  • @downsjmmyjones101

    @downsjmmyjones101

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jasonwalker4003 He probably believes that actually. I'll bet he thinks cleavage is a sign of morao degradation. I believe the alt-right kids these days call it "degenerate".

  • @beautyandtheoffbeats

    @beautyandtheoffbeats

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being having your emotions so uncontrolled that you blamed women for dressing sexy and Minding they’re own business

  • @beautyandtheoffbeats

    @beautyandtheoffbeats

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jason Walker Doesn’t matter if they wasn’t looking in your direction or anything they were obviously flirting with you /s

  • @finalfantasy7freak664

    @finalfantasy7freak664

    3 жыл бұрын

    GloomilyCute Honestly he probably does think this.

  • @XRXaholic
    @XRXaholic5 жыл бұрын

    "A lot of the speaking roles are women, and that's very progressive"

  • @janetplanet4595

    @janetplanet4595

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm the 69th like on your comment and that's also very progressive

  • @TwelvetreeZ

    @TwelvetreeZ

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@janetplanet4595 Noice

  • @madisonstoner7405

    @madisonstoner7405

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Bimbos in Space 3 is pretty progressive, over half of the speaking roles are women"

  • @benedictdwyer2608

    @benedictdwyer2608

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that’s just… a dumb statement

  • @I_love_dr_stone

    @I_love_dr_stone

    3 күн бұрын

    @@benedictdwyer2608 i think she was being sarcastic lol

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee7 ай бұрын

    You know you’re a great director when your lead actor thinks he’s in a ‘Ben stiller comedy’ when you’re trying to make a poignant drama about consumerism

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne46511 ай бұрын

    I feel like that Dan Olson quote about the Nostalgia Critic really applies here. “Randy is a bad artist because he is a naturally incurious person”

  • @zbsfm

    @zbsfm

    6 ай бұрын

    sorry to be a pedant - "[Randy] wants to make art, but he can't, because he's a fundamentally incurious person"

  • @patnewbie2177

    @patnewbie2177

    26 күн бұрын

    @@zbsfm A fundamentally incurious person who has no interest in learning about how other people think or feel, and whose best ideas boil down to "hey, sometimes adults like Disney stuff too much."

  • @PugandOwn
    @PugandOwn5 жыл бұрын

    in my head the french girls act like that bc they’re actually a couple well into their honeymoon period but still trying to be cute for each other. braces girl confronted main character as she saw him creeping on them earlier. had he agreed to go with her, she and her girlfriend would’ve taken him round the back of a show building, and murdered him with their bare hands. I have now devoted more headspace to this shitshow of a movie than anyone ever should.

  • @katwilliams5661

    @katwilliams5661

    5 жыл бұрын

    PugandOwn Oh I LOVE this!

  • @aesthetic5884

    @aesthetic5884

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maybe not in their honeymoon, but they are going on their first trip together

  • @aurora5481

    @aurora5481

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@aesthetic5884 Honeymoon _period,_ not literal honeymoon.

  • @TheThirdParty35

    @TheThirdParty35

    5 жыл бұрын

    PugandOwn so are they like serial killers? Did they know about the other killing before they got in a relationship? Are their styles the same? If not do they argue about their kills or do they compromise? These are all questions that I would like answered preferably in a short story.

  • @dantheman8103

    @dantheman8103

    5 жыл бұрын

    Way more headpsace than Randy ever did.

  • @eadlynjune
    @eadlynjune5 жыл бұрын

    This poor sleeping couple. They’re happy and in love and this dudes like “what losers being in love and happy.” Dude I think you need to sit down with your wife or something if that’s where your mind goes when you see happy people.

  • @mastermarkus5307

    @mastermarkus5307

    5 жыл бұрын

    I guess in Randy's mind if you're fat you're not allowed to be happy.

  • @Zimtastic

    @Zimtastic

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's the same thing with his comment about the crowd's reaction to Mickey Mouse. "LOOK AT ALL THESE SIMPERING IDIOTS WITH THEIR CHILDLIKE SENSE OF WONDER!" Yeah dude, clearly your affected, artless cynicism is the superior way of interacting with the world. Congratulations.

  • @theotherghostgirl337

    @theotherghostgirl337

    5 жыл бұрын

    He seems like a deeply unhappy person

  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o

    @user-qv2qf1jk5o

    5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I get Onison vibes that way

  • @secretname3897

    @secretname3897

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Zimtastic haha, thank you for putting that into words. It's like some people who think they're super woke also think that happiness is only achievable through idiocy. Like, if you're stupid enough to be enjoying yourself you're part of The Problem. He just comes across as a miserable highschool anarchist who's too smart and too aware to enjoy things, not realizing that people can make the choice to stop wallowing in misery, AND still be aware of societal problems. Seems he never grew out of his judgemental teenager phase.

  • @opo3628
    @opo3628 Жыл бұрын

    "I was surprised that audiences didn't like Jim!" Yes, because how can *anyone* hate a guy who wantonly and routinely cheats on his wife, neglects his children, and creepily stalks teenage girls?

  • @snakeygirl4296

    @snakeygirl4296

    5 ай бұрын

    Like, the cheating could be forgiven. The child neglect, stalking of underage girls, and attempted sexual assault on his wife aren’t forgivable. The “protagonist” is the embodiment of a creepy perv preying on young girls. My dad cheated on my mom when I was a kid. Upon learning about this as an adult I was immensely disappointed in my father but I still love him. It’s not a good thing to do and it broke my mom’s heart (she deserves better) but my dad has grown as a person in the decade after the divorce. He admits his actions weren’t acceptable but that he was having trouble understanding why he didn’t feel the same way about my mom as when the marriage began. Cheating, though mean, isn’t enough for me to declare someone is irredeemably evil. You know why I can still love my dad? BECAUSE HE DIDN’T STALK UNDERAGE GIRLS, SEXUALLY ASSAULT MY MOM, AND ABANDON ME IN A THEME PARK SO HE COULD GET LAID! That shit is genuinely unforgivable. Dude is supposed to be a sympathetic character yet represents literally almost every red flag a dude can have. The infidelity is just the tip of the iceberg!

  • @snakeygirl4296

    @snakeygirl4296

    5 ай бұрын

    Ps. My dad is a genuinely great dad. When i went to disneyland with him as a kid he even got on some of the rides with me even though he’s terrified of roller coasters. He went out of his way to ensure my lil brother and I had loads of wholesome fun and didn’t start any arguments with my mom (this was after the divorce and he still wanted majority custody) since he didn’t want to worry my brother and I. I only ever went to disneyland once but it was enough for me. The good memories with my family are irreplaceable.

  • @affsteak3530

    @affsteak3530

    4 ай бұрын

    My father and I had like this exact discussion after seeing Steven King's 1922. He really sympathized with the husband who murdered his wife to keep HER family's land and full custody of their son.

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton80372 жыл бұрын

    The emu line is always so funny to me. Like, has Randy never seen an emu? Does he passionately believe this myth about emu legs being served at Disney, but he’s never even GOOGLED a picture of an emu?? Their legs are MASSIVE and proportioned totally differently than turkey legs, they aren’t gonna be slightly bigger versions of turkey legs LMFAO

  • @s.g.7572

    @s.g.7572

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine dragging a leg of emu around with both hands

  • @Crypted112

    @Crypted112

    2 жыл бұрын

    also why even? what would disney get from selling emu legs as turkey legs?

  • @aarishowton8037

    @aarishowton8037

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@s.g.7572 LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @sorryifoldcomment8596

    @sorryifoldcomment8596

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah and what's cheaper to feed...a fat turkey or a GIANT EMU! Like, the number of emus were talking about that Disney would need to be feeding, raising, then killing just for the 2 legs, is incredible.

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426

    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426

    2 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore seems like he doesn't have a lot of curiosity to go with his strong feelings + certainty in the correctness of his own perceptions. That's a pretty destructive combo.

  • @SaiyanGamer95
    @SaiyanGamer954 жыл бұрын

    Disney managed to avoid the Streisand Effect. By not responding to this movie, it became highly obscured and forgotten. No doubt if they attempted to sue, everyone would have learned about it.

  • @fergusmurray1828

    @fergusmurray1828

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe that was intentional?

  • @SaiyanGamer95

    @SaiyanGamer95

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fergusmurray1828 Yes, it was completely intentional.

  • @mygoogle1594

    @mygoogle1594

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bad publicity is still free exposure.

  • @jambob3486

    @jambob3486

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mygoogle1594 Why would Disney need more exposure?

  • @mygoogle1594

    @mygoogle1594

    3 жыл бұрын

    @jambob3486 Sorry I didn't write more clearly. 'Bad publicity' i.e. Moore getting notice from the Disney legal department, would be be free publicity for a film not particularly deserving of it.

  • @letsalltakeawalk6906
    @letsalltakeawalk69065 жыл бұрын

    Randy: * sees a happy couple enjoying themselves * * is disgusted *

  • @ninjamaster3453

    @ninjamaster3453

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well, they were fat. They aren't allowed to be happy.

  • @janetplanet4595

    @janetplanet4595

    5 жыл бұрын

    Happiness is a sinister plot to make people....happy!

  • @sweesbees

    @sweesbees

    5 жыл бұрын

    Randy: *sees a beautiful girl in a long dress* *mutters about sexual repression*

  • @ZundelArt

    @ZundelArt

    5 жыл бұрын

    How dare they be happy and content with each other while he doesn't get to make pass on every woman he sees and finds attractive. SHAME

  • @ryel.7022

    @ryel.7022

    5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly same

  • @nickalexander3755
    @nickalexander3755 Жыл бұрын

    This whole "Disney is a lie" theme gives me the same vibes as this girl I went to college with, who, when we were talking with another friend about how they've never been to Disney World, she said she hates Disney World because, and I quote, "that's not the real Goofy"

  • @rileyrose16

    @rileyrose16

    Жыл бұрын

    okay but this implies that there is a real goofy. where is he

  • @nicopavvi8494

    @nicopavvi8494

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rileyrose16 he's retired. He owns a small cottage in Oregon, I think he's living there. As far as I know, the one in the park is Goofy II, his grandson.

  • @mammoneymelon

    @mammoneymelon

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@nicopavvi8494 good for them! glad the goofy family is doing well

  • @elizabethsmith7224

    @elizabethsmith7224

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@nicopavvi8494 So Max did take after his dad.

  • @Nhblubird

    @Nhblubird

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@rileyrose16 The real Goofy was killed by a falling rock in 2005.

  • @Amy-Marchant
    @Amy-Marchant2 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely love how salty Randy gets after the guy who plays Jim suggests the show is like a Ben Stiller comedy 😂

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially since this movie would be significantly more digestible as a raunchy, irreverent comedy. Like, National Lampoon’s Vacation meets quite a few of the same beats as Escape From Tomorrow does. Vacation would be INSUFFERABLE if it treated itself like a sullen, sober art film.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92

    @MinscFromBaldursGate92

    Жыл бұрын

    ''AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BEN STILLER COMEDY!'' -Jerk with a camera.

  • @manderly33

    @manderly33

    Жыл бұрын

    He *wishes* he made something as good as Zoolander.

  • @lucasoheyze4597

    @lucasoheyze4597

    10 ай бұрын

    He wishes he made a film as good as Zoolander 2 😆

  • @zubetp

    @zubetp

    6 ай бұрын

    @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormicklmfao i would love to see a cut of Vacation so that it's edited the way this movie was

  • @isaach-w1129
    @isaach-w11294 жыл бұрын

    It's so weird that he dropped the "Lost his job but isn't telling his family so they can have one last fun day at Disneyland" plot thread because that sounds like a way better idea for a movie

  • @aeschafer1

    @aeschafer1

    3 жыл бұрын

    It actually does. A film about a guy who loses his job and whose marriage is slowly collapsing, but thinks that if he can just have the perfect vacation with them that everything will be okay? That's a movie, Randy. Not...this.

  • @harmonlanager2670

    @harmonlanager2670

    3 жыл бұрын

    The idea of having a genuinely depressed character having to fake happiness while in the park would be a way better commentary on the emptiness of consumerism than whatever the hell we got

  • @wildfire0123

    @wildfire0123

    3 жыл бұрын

    See that could be genuinely a cute or heartwarming movie about a dad having one last good day with his kids and trying to act happy for them and then there was a sad part about his wife confronting him about his job and then there’s a happy end where he finds a job somewhere else and they reconcile. Cliche movie but I’d be better than this

  • @zombei_kid

    @zombei_kid

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@harmonlanager2670 Could've done something like the movie is in color up until he loses his job, then the rest is in black and white until the final scene where the color creeps back or something

  • @zombei_kid

    @zombei_kid

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also also, if they wanted to do horror, could've had that Jim be killed and replaced and THEN the color comes back

  • @caitmonroe9349
    @caitmonroe93493 жыл бұрын

    "These women are so beautiful, but this is supposed to be the least sexual place..." BEAUTY ISN'T INTRINSICALLY SEXUAL

  • @sweatyskeleton7390

    @sweatyskeleton7390

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right??? Like. those flower arrangements are pretty nice too, huh Randy? Shame you can't hop a fence and screw them though. How unfortunate :(

  • @plushdragonteddy

    @plushdragonteddy

    2 жыл бұрын

    it’s beauty and the beast, not sexy and the beast ndnsbfbdbsb

  • @uberneanderthal

    @uberneanderthal

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sweatyskeleton7390 but...flowers are literally what plants use to reproduce so you're kind of proving his point here.

  • @trashgoblin1182

    @trashgoblin1182

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@uberneanderthal Yeah, what *plants* use, not people. Also reproduction in plants isn't really sexy lol? They're plants, plants have no concept of sex or arousal, they just reproduce to reproduce. And unless you have a really specific fetish, that's not gonna do anything for you.

  • @uberneanderthal

    @uberneanderthal

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@trashgoblin1182 have you ever seen a hummingbird pollinating a flower? that little dude is aroused af. seriously though, that's the sole function of flowers, to attract animals for pollination (which is the plant equivalent of doing the nasty). if beauty didn't aid in this task, evolution wouldn't have selected for it. so from an evolutionary standpoint, beauty very much is intrinsically sexual, both in flowers and humans.

  • @pinkpixels4499
    @pinkpixels4499 Жыл бұрын

    My father recently had to use a $100 motorized scooter at Disney because he was in so much excruciating pain that he couldn't walk. He had to find a doctor in Florida and get injections directly into his toe. But yeah Randy I can't believe he gave up on walking

  • @JasonToddsThighs

    @JasonToddsThighs

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait, what happened to his foot? Did he have one of those nasty ingrown toenails??

  • @pinkpixels4499

    @pinkpixels4499

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JasonToddsThighs he had a horrible case of gout, was in danger of losing his foot but it ended up alright

  • @mammoneymelon

    @mammoneymelon

    Жыл бұрын

    guess he should've tried harder to walk 😔 /sarcasm

  • @pinkpixels4499

    @pinkpixels4499

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mammoneymelon I kept telling him that but he was using those age-old excuses like "I'm in a lot of pain call a doctor" and "I might lose my foot" and "do you want to ride pirates of the Caribbean"

  • @wesreleases6346
    @wesreleases63462 жыл бұрын

    It seems that the French teenagers are a “facet” of the park. Randy is saying that there’s an element of Disneyland that’s inherently sexually tempting and that, while you’re not supposed to give in, the corporate aspect also expects you too. Randy thinks the beautiful women hired to play the princesses are surely deliberately sexualized to tempt married fathers on vacation with their families, but there would be outrage if the married father tried to act on that. So when Jim rejects the teenage girl, he’s going against the evil temptation Disney imagineers intentionally program into the park, hence why he’s arrested for it. Because apparently Randy Moore can’t understand that all young women aren’t actively flirting with him at all times.

  • @abelq8008

    @abelq8008

    Жыл бұрын

    All sorts of creeps act on it sadly. Gropes and propositions are a hazard of the job. But Disney keeps it under wraps and most guys that do it face no real consequences.

  • @DestinyKiller

    @DestinyKiller

    Жыл бұрын

    Then he's failed on a filmmaker in almost every front. A better tie in would have been the Princesses looking demonic here and there, with just a tiny bit of after effects or SFX. He obviously had some Princess stand ins. He could have done something creative with that but nope. Had to go with Rich Asian Businessmen groping them which is...a choice for sure

  • @verinyce5897
    @verinyce58976 жыл бұрын

    "How dare these random people enjoy themselves in a Disney park?? I'm going to make a shitty artsy film about a dad neglecting his family to go lusting after teenage girls and screwing with a deranged mother to show how evil Disney is because you can't grope any of the Disney Princesses! That'll show em!"

  • @dylankennedy4539

    @dylankennedy4539

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fever dreams are not 'artsy'

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt77655 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore’s poor daughter: Daddy can I get this princess wand? Randy Moore: tHirTy dOllArS???? THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE PSYCHE WARD.

  • @JackedThor-so

    @JackedThor-so

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, yeah, its pricey, but he's such a dick about it I just end up feeling bad for the daughter who had to put up with this for who knows how long.

  • @Roserae16

    @Roserae16

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's not even the most expensive thing you can buy your kid in one of those princess boutiques, the dresses are like $60, but God forbid your kid wants a semi expensive toy that quite frankly she'll get a lot of use out of. It's not any different from buying your kid a lightsaber at the park.

  • @nxgan1088

    @nxgan1088

    4 жыл бұрын

    His daughter wants to get on one of the rides, but he's too busy sitting on a bench and staring at this random happy fat couple whike doing a big think

  • @NinjaSox7

    @NinjaSox7

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure his wife definitely said that

  • @NinjaSox7

    @NinjaSox7

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Roserae16 obviously disney land is a cult

  • @ald7282
    @ald72822 жыл бұрын

    the idea that theme parks are a place to be lazy is a little funny. i went to disney world on a school trip and my phone said i took 25000 steps by the time i got back to the hotel at like 11pm, then i went swimming. i think randy just is mad disabled people, you know, exist in the same spaces as him.

  • @yomilemondragon1721
    @yomilemondragon17212 жыл бұрын

    Hearing him talk about Disneyland just makes me feel so sorry for his kids. They're probably trying to have a good time at the place THEIR PARENTS BROUGHT THEM TO, while he and his wife spend the whole time being all snotty and derisive of everything the kids like and making them feel bad for apparently dragging their parent there against their will! If they didn't, they definitely do now. I know if I heard my parents drone on about something I thought were happy family memories from my childhood like it was absolute hell for them (let alone make an entire creepy film about how much they hated what made me happy) I'd definitely feel pretty crappy. That $30 princess wand definitely wouldn't hold any fond thoughts any more.

  • @seanmcloughlin5983

    @seanmcloughlin5983

    Жыл бұрын

    Randy is everything thing I despise about film snobs People who think their better than others because they don’t enjoy those normie things like Disney or ice cream and everyone who does is a brainwashed sheep I would make a movie like this if I wanted to mock people like that, black an white, nothing plot, weird amounts of sexual weirdness, and breaking the law somehow. Some people just never grow out of their pick me tumblr phase.

  • @arielruh7773

    @arielruh7773

    10 ай бұрын

    And about the daughter also being Slapped

  • @svankmaj

    @svankmaj

    9 ай бұрын

    The whole things makes me wonder two things: 1.) What did the kids in the movie think, being brought into this project but presumably being told to "act a certain way" and not actually enjoy the park, and 2.) Why give Disney World tons of money to have everybody brought into the parks to do this project for several days/weeks, but simultaneously do it as an act of decrying Disney? The man is so confusing and I too worry about his kids and how they'll grow up seeing the world. :,(

  • @ghosters1072

    @ghosters1072

    5 ай бұрын

    Or he's convinced them to hold his exact same cynical viewpoint of the park and they don't care about those memories anymore. I don't know which is more tragic.

  • @whyborn3056
    @whyborn30566 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore is just r/iamverysmart

  • @snazzy9175

    @snazzy9175

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget r/lewronggeneration and r/im14andthisisdeep

  • @InsomniOwl_

    @InsomniOwl_

    5 жыл бұрын

    r/incel

  • @zacharykinn5044

    @zacharykinn5044

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dead accurate.

  • @ambskater97

    @ambskater97

    5 жыл бұрын

    We Live In A Society

  • @elizabethbennet4791

    @elizabethbennet4791

    5 жыл бұрын

    i second r/incel

  • @bevjohnson143
    @bevjohnson1436 жыл бұрын

    he's such an edgelord i'm crying

  • @mkay7163

    @mkay7163

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was actually acquainted with this director for a couple of our teenage years and, yeah. Apparently some things have not changed.

  • @puffnisse

    @puffnisse

    6 жыл бұрын

    M Kay Any interesting stories?

  • @mkay7163

    @mkay7163

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not really, sorry. We were acquainted through mutual friends. We were both unpopular miserable teens and wrapped up in our own BS. I had no patience for him and he had no use for me. The end. **shrug**

  • @mildlyupset6011

    @mildlyupset6011

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's #deep

  • @deffdefying4803

    @deffdefying4803

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@puffnisse Dude this is Randy Moore you're talking about does anything about him scream "interesting"?

  • @billygleim4641
    @billygleim4641 Жыл бұрын

    The whole sexual repression thing is what really gets me. Like....no shit you need to keel it in your pants at a park, it's a theme park! For kids! Like..bruh there's a time and place for having dirty thoughts and a theme park is like..literally at the top of the list of when not to have them, for rather obvious reasons.

  • @aacsmiles

    @aacsmiles

    7 ай бұрын

    Randy would go to a Wiggles concert and be like “there’s a female Wiggle now and she’s pretty, but I can’t yank my chain right here in the middle of this kid’s concert. The Wiggles are repressing my sexuality.”

  • @bettyhenningson9079
    @bettyhenningson90792 жыл бұрын

    I hope Randy never sees this video because he would probably get sexually frustrated about how beautifully executed this rant is

  • @jasperjazzie

    @jasperjazzie

    Жыл бұрын

    that or he'd just discredit everything she said because she's a woman and because she has plushies in the background which makes her childish in his mind

  • @cr-nd8qh

    @cr-nd8qh

    Жыл бұрын

    And she is showing too much skin. It's a conspiracy

  • @bigbearkat2010

    @bigbearkat2010

    10 ай бұрын

    @@jasperjazzie After copyright claiming her video because he's also apparently thin skinned as hell

  • @zubetp

    @zubetp

    6 ай бұрын

    well, you _would_ make that comment. we've all been indoctrinated by the video.

  • @Junoxbeen
    @Junoxbeen5 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore is someone who's still in that awkward teen phase where they think hating popular things are cool.

  • @legalfictionnaturalfact3969

    @legalfictionnaturalfact3969

    5 жыл бұрын

    or...most people are moo-cows doing stupid shit with their time. theme parks are an alternative to actual adventure. :)

  • @mollysimpson2335

    @mollysimpson2335

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 that's fine though. If people enjoy theme parks, then they're allowed. Moore is just hating on things for the sake of it, and telling people who like Disney land that they're stupid.

  • @legalfictionnaturalfact3969

    @legalfictionnaturalfact3969

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mollysimpson2335 if it were "fine", i wouldn't have made a point of it. it's creepy and weird.

  • @mollysimpson2335

    @mollysimpson2335

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 no, it really isn't. Personally, if I had a choice between going to another country and experiencing it, or going to a theme park, I'd pick going to another country. But that's just my personal opinion. Theme parks aren't bad. Overpriced? Definatley. But if people want to go to them because they have nostalgic ties to the content of the park, or some other reason (like it's easier to take kids there than it is to go to Spain or something). I've been to Disney, and it is artificial, but everyone knows that. It's still a really cool place to go with your family, it can even be relaxing. A lot of people go on vacation for relaxation, and a theme park experience gives you more of a chance for that than going 'on an adventure'

  • @deffdefying4803

    @deffdefying4803

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Ah yes because I absolutely have the time to go on an AcTuAl AdVeNtUrE.

  • @JakeTakesTheCakes
    @JakeTakesTheCakes6 жыл бұрын

    I'm so sick of this "There's super sketchy stuff going on at Disneyland!" thing. Being someone who knows multiple people who work there as both characters and staff, the only sketchy shit going on is how underpaid and overworked they are.

  • @robertomercado5478

    @robertomercado5478

    6 жыл бұрын

    Why couldn't that Randy weirdo make a movie about that.

  • @deffdefying4803

    @deffdefying4803

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@robertomercado5478 Because being angry that you can't sex underage Disneyland-goers is obviously higher priority

  • @morganorwhatever
    @morganorwhatever Жыл бұрын

    34:40 I like how Randy refers to the turkey legs as not being “in real life” as if Disney World is a simulation

  • @ErisIsAnAbomination

    @ErisIsAnAbomination

    9 ай бұрын

    He definitely believes the conspiracy about an invisible dome being built around the park that can control the weather, lmao

  • @meowmeowfuzzyface3698
    @meowmeowfuzzyface369810 ай бұрын

    Ryan Hollinger covering this brought me back to this video again. I got curious and was googling Randy Moore and stumbled across a Reddit post from 9 years ago that he made to answer 'fan' questions. He also included one of the actresses that played one of the French teenagers, BUT he refers to her as "one of the little sexy French girls." She looked about 14-15 in the movie; she MAY be older, but it was weird to refer to a minor teenage character as sexy. I forgot how much of the ick Randy gave me.

  • @zbsfm

    @zbsfm

    6 ай бұрын

    tf ew

  • @perpetuallyuncomfortable
    @perpetuallyuncomfortable5 жыл бұрын

    It's very telling that the princesses are put down for being beautiful but not giving sex while the queen villain is put down for wanting to be beautiful and wanting sex.

  • @catherinestickels2591

    @catherinestickels2591

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's almost as if Randy Moore is a misogynist douchebsg wants women to give him sex but hates women who have sex in general

  • @faceleg24601
    @faceleg246014 жыл бұрын

    “Who’s the sexiest girl at school?” “The Epcot ball”

  • @makp8101

    @makp8101

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Well I like melanie not just cause shes pretty-" "Epcot"

  • @meganchambers8108
    @meganchambers81082 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore is not like other girls.

  • @gennybaratta2460

    @gennybaratta2460

    Жыл бұрын

    The way this made me cackle

  • @AvaNetDeer

    @AvaNetDeer

    5 ай бұрын

    More like: Randy Moore is likes little girls

  • @chancho1010
    @chancho10108 ай бұрын

    Some quotes by critics when the movie first came out: "more fun to discuss than to sit through" - "Even Disney-hating hipsters are going to be disappointed" - "and what starts out as a sly thumb in the eye of corporate power ends up as a muddled and amateurish homage to David Lynch". Yep

  • @celestewhite7291
    @celestewhite72913 жыл бұрын

    Randy was probably one of those teenage boys who was a reason girls can't wear spaghetti straps or anything shorter than a midlength skirt in schools.....

  • @alexgalloway9310

    @alexgalloway9310

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmfaoooooo

  • @StarWarsomania

    @StarWarsomania

    3 жыл бұрын

    Celeste White No, girls can't wear those at school... because they are not appropriate for girls to be wearing at school. The end.

  • @allyli1718

    @allyli1718

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@StarWarsomania oh grow up. If I can wear them at family functions then they’re fine, lmao I think you are WAY over sexualizing these casual teen girl clothing.

  • @MahouShoujo-Studios

    @MahouShoujo-Studios

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@allyli1718 True, but I do think there are certain things that NO ONE should wear at school.

  • @BaileyZKerr

    @BaileyZKerr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Randy was probably one of those ADULTS who was the reason 😟

  • @keiribbit
    @keiribbit3 жыл бұрын

    It's just... baffling how some men are so repressed that they inadvertently expose all of their own baggage. But they're also so full of themselves that they think they're making high art. No, Randy, it's not high art. You just need therapy.

  • @meganvincent5381

    @meganvincent5381

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fucking same. Like hunny you need therapy don't push your baggage on everyone else in your media

  • @AmyAberrant

    @AmyAberrant

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not just baggage but also kinks and p.dophilia

  • @Lucifersfursona

    @Lucifersfursona

    2 жыл бұрын

    “Look at this high Art project of mine. From my smart man alpha genius brain” The project: someone call child services because a man this attracted to minors should not be raising two daughters

  • @sillyd0g

    @sillyd0g

    2 жыл бұрын

    i feel like randy needs years of intensive therapy just to unpack the whole "disney princess actors are inherently sexual because they're pretty" thing, let alone any of the other weird shit going on

  • @honeyOTU_

    @honeyOTU_

    2 жыл бұрын

    therapy yes, but also he needs to keep away from teenagers

  • @emememememememememe
    @emememememememememe2 жыл бұрын

    this dude had A "deep" conversation with his friends over a beer when he was 15 about "how like, society is really messed up and shit" and just. never developed a more nuanced worldview.

  • @affsteak3530

    @affsteak3530

    4 ай бұрын

    Or interest in more mature women! 😉

  • @WobblieSkellie
    @WobblieSkellie2 жыл бұрын

    The fact that he was bragging about "calculating the position of the sun" like it makes him an highly skilled auteur was really funny to me. That's a concern on literally any movie that cares at all about continuity. Filmmaking 101.

  • @HowDoIMakeAUsername
    @HowDoIMakeAUsername3 жыл бұрын

    *sees person in wheelchair* *Randy Moore:* I can't believe you've given up on walking altogether

  • @karak962

    @karak962

    3 жыл бұрын

    GOSH it's people that act like this that made me not get a wheelchair for years despite not being able to walk more than three blocks. It's not giving up!!! It's moving forward!!! Thanks for your comment ❤️

  • @rusted_ursa

    @rusted_ursa

    3 жыл бұрын

    You deserve all the mobility you can get, no matter what arrogant, judgemental losers think.

  • @gabrielle3960

    @gabrielle3960

    2 жыл бұрын

    it screams “dad from Killing of a Sacred Deer who drags his paralyzed son down the hallway trying to force his legs to work” energy

  • @Jharrisimages

    @Jharrisimages

    2 жыл бұрын

    Paralysis is fake, disabled people just need to try harder. You know, I fell and stubbed my toe once and had to walk on it all day, it really hurt. But I PUSHED THROUGH THE PAIN! Because that's what a real, God-fearing American would do. And as Tucker Carlson says: "It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?"

  • @Kropothead

    @Kropothead

    2 жыл бұрын

    There are a lot of Randy Moores out there. It’s just that they’re not all pretentious film school dicks.

  • @rebelsheep1544
    @rebelsheep15446 жыл бұрын

    I've been thinking about this video a lot lately, and I think that the part of the Randy Moore's comments that I find most offensive is his view on the Disney Princesses. He finds the disney princesses to be aesthetically beautiful and therefore interprets them as innately being objects of male fantasy. Never once does he entertain the notion that they Disney Princesses are created for the young female gaze. While I acknowledge that several of the non-white princesses are subject to orientalism, and that the princesses are created by men, the princesses are one portrayal of women not designed to appeal primarily to men. The fact that Moore designs his princesses as prostitutes is just another example of male entitlement in a feminine space.

  • @chlorin333

    @chlorin333

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rebel Sheep This is such a great comment. So much of his ‘commentary’ was basic. Just. Annoying.

  • @23Koneko

    @23Koneko

    5 жыл бұрын

    Especially when you take into account that several of the women who were Disney Princesses at one point or another talk about how they have had guys creepily hit on or proposition them while standing next to kids.

  • @Rue4You2

    @Rue4You2

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is a super old comment but *slow clap* Super insightful and awesome commentary.

  • @noamtashma617

    @noamtashma617

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly! Like, him viewing disney as "sexually repressed" just assumes that if there are beautiful women, it must be a sexual thing. Disney isn't "sexually repressed", It's just not sexual.

  • @gracewildsmith1183

    @gracewildsmith1183

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or the young female gays

  • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
    @slightlyoffensivedadjokes10 ай бұрын

    it's such an insane and lovely (but also deeply frustrating) thing when a man makes a piece of art so incomprehensible and simultaneously so revealing of his damage. how he views women, his daddy issues, his pseudointellectualism, all is so perfectly displayed in his abysmal movie, it's such a fun experience that only comes around every once in a while

  • @maxcometa9031
    @maxcometa90312 жыл бұрын

    So I work in the film industry and one of the DPs I worked with was an associate producer on this film and he said it was one of the most miserable experiences of his career and that Randy Moore was the biggest egomaniac he'd ever met

  • @LongForgottenJ
    @LongForgottenJ4 жыл бұрын

    Finally, a movie about that guy who approached me at EuroDisney, on my 14th birthday, during the few minutes I was separated from my family to use the washroom. His story needed to be told

  • @dcguy3

    @dcguy3

    3 жыл бұрын

    For some reason this made me laugh for a full minute straight

  • @SunnysFilms

    @SunnysFilms

    3 жыл бұрын

    This made me laugh and feel sad because I met someone similar, just not at Disney, a while back...

  • @RodneyAndMeVideos

    @RodneyAndMeVideos

    3 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @sorryifoldcomment8596

    @sorryifoldcomment8596

    3 жыл бұрын

    I felt that.

  • @stuflames4769

    @stuflames4769

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best possible comment.

  • @aacsmiles
    @aacsmiles5 жыл бұрын

    The emu thing baffles me. Why would it be emu? How would it profit Disney to import a large bird (or bird legs, rather) that are only indigenous to Australia and call it turkey, when there are swaths of real turkeys right in their own back yard that probably cost less?

  • @PanAndScanBuddy

    @PanAndScanBuddy

    5 жыл бұрын

    The shortest dumbest answer is that people who barely know what an emu is think it's funny/clever to say it's emu instead of way more common turkey legs.

  • @psycher7

    @psycher7

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well, it's the same as most conspiracy theories. It falls apart if you think about it for more than 20 seconds, AND if you actually understand how things work. It depends on you just being a sponge and accepting whatever you are told, especially if it's ominous.

  • @HakkenGarou

    @HakkenGarou

    5 жыл бұрын

    But Randy Moore has not personally seen turkeys that size, so it's the only possible explanation!

  • @gobi6576

    @gobi6576

    5 жыл бұрын

    I always believed it as a stupid child because I was family friends with a woman who ran an emu farm in Florida

  • @freshlybakedsporks

    @freshlybakedsporks

    5 жыл бұрын

    also like... I've had giant turkey legs at state fairs and like, renn festivals and stuff. can't remember if they're the same size as the Disney ones, but they're pretty damn large. I find it hard to believe that all these fairs are part of the Disney Emu Leg Conspiracy.

  • @CaraRowen
    @CaraRowen Жыл бұрын

    There was an ad that cut in saying "This is Jim. Jim needs an attorney." And this is just felt very on brand.

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess Жыл бұрын

    I like how Jenny brings up Randy's hangups with his father and pretty much just train of thought writes a better movie than Randy did

  • @meanberryy

    @meanberryy

    11 ай бұрын

    You realize this video is scripted and not train of thought improvised right?

  • @zubetp

    @zubetp

    6 ай бұрын

    @@meanberryynope. this is unedited found footage. she actually didn't even know the camera was there, she was just talking out loud.

  • @evanseifert8858

    @evanseifert8858

    6 ай бұрын

    @@meanberryy train of thought =/= improvised

  • @WyattoonsComics
    @WyattoonsComics6 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s funny how, in order to make this movie trying to take down the Disney empire, they had to spend a few grand for tickets and rooms at the park.

  • @River2384

    @River2384

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wyatt The Nerd Poetic justice?

  • @chloecourt8022

    @chloecourt8022

    5 жыл бұрын

    Also cosutmes, they can cost a lot.

  • @FireBlastStudios

    @FireBlastStudios

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, It's kind of like boycotting Starbucks by buying a drink from them...

  • @eggsy8654

    @eggsy8654

    Жыл бұрын

    underrated comment

  • @poppysdaddi

    @poppysdaddi

    Жыл бұрын

    at least he didn’t buy one of those $30 plastic fucking wands

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta6 жыл бұрын

    Randy Moore is that one kid in school who tries to be dead edgy and looks down on people who enjoy the escapism of Disney and cinema in general.

  • @LadyInusaki

    @LadyInusaki

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rumble Delta Bbedsdddvwwwwwwwbwwwwwwwwwwwvwvwwwbwwbwwwwvwb

  • @2doot

    @2doot

    5 жыл бұрын

    What a buzzkill. "Don't you know everything's a fake cooperate trap?" yeah gee thanks, Randy. Such a way with words.

  • @ephin3242

    @ephin3242

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why the “kid in school” part? Everything else is exactly like him, so why even make an analogy?

  • @daffyphack

    @daffyphack

    5 жыл бұрын

    "These people still believe in Santa." I'm 99.99% sure that a significant majority of adult Disney visitors are fully aware that Mickey is not an actual giant mouse.

  • @elizabethbennet4791

    @elizabethbennet4791

    5 жыл бұрын

    but really, he's just so personality disordered and lacking in social graces that no one wants to go to Disneyland with him.

  • @gloomyxbabee
    @gloomyxbabee Жыл бұрын

    *People find happiness and a little magic again in their overwhelming and stressful adult lives* Randy : "And I took that personally."

  • @jk3253
    @jk32532 жыл бұрын

    Low key want a movie about a pair of succubi demons who lunch at the aquarium and chat about work/their lives. Something with a tone similar to Good Omens meets Sex and the City.

  • @eatatjoes6751

    @eatatjoes6751

    2 жыл бұрын

    Animate it.

  • @katherinesmallbean3594

    @katherinesmallbean3594

    Жыл бұрын

    I would like that. Just something thats really chill with some comedic banter mixed in.

  • @merrittanimation7721

    @merrittanimation7721

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd watch that. They're just at the aquarium, talking about the people they've tempted and which ones actually needed temptation or not. Then they switch topics when they walk by the belugas like nothing happened.

  • @DestinyKiller

    @DestinyKiller

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eatatjoes6751 great idea! If Ido the story I'll make sure to give you credit for it!

  • @elizabethsmith7224

    @elizabethsmith7224

    Жыл бұрын

    Please do so

  • @DeaLarentina
    @DeaLarentina6 жыл бұрын

    Randy seems like that guy who thinks he’s super intellectual and above everyone but he’s just an awkward dude filled with resentment and ...issues

  • @minimantaray

    @minimantaray

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lara Sachez he’s just every boring white guy into film with bad political views and thinks he’s somehow fighting the system for having revolutionary ideas such as “fat people are lazy pigs” and “everyone’s on their phones too much nowadays”. also he’s definitely a sexual predator but that’s just my onion!

  • @theotherghostgirl337
    @theotherghostgirl3375 жыл бұрын

    AN EMU LEG PREPARED LIKE A TURKEY LEG WOULD BE THE SIZE OF A HUMAN THIGH

  • @sharonspears-mandeville2369

    @sharonspears-mandeville2369

    4 жыл бұрын

    DAMN.

  • @Aloysius2113

    @Aloysius2113

    4 жыл бұрын

    disney should just skip all that and sell human thighs then. they could be from guests who lost their way.

  • @vanroyal244

    @vanroyal244

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Aloysius2113 humans sound good.

  • @sharonspears-mandeville2369

    @sharonspears-mandeville2369

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aloysius2113 ew...

  • @regisatlas

    @regisatlas

    3 жыл бұрын

    maybe it's baby emu? (im laughing so hard)

  • @caseyhamm4292
    @caseyhamm42925 ай бұрын

    i love that they were too terrified to say ‘neosporin’ but it’s literally a movie they made at disney, the second-most litigious company on planet earth

  • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134

    @skeletonbuyingpealts7134

    3 ай бұрын

    Is the first Scientology?

  • @caseyhamm4292

    @caseyhamm4292

    3 ай бұрын

    @@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 valid point, **third** most litigious

  • @degeneratemilkhater5696

    @degeneratemilkhater5696

    Ай бұрын

    ​@caseyhamm4292 wait but who is the first then?

  • @caseyhamm4292

    @caseyhamm4292

    Ай бұрын

    @@degeneratemilkhater5696 nintendo

  • @sharpeningtheaxe

    @sharpeningtheaxe

    8 күн бұрын

    @@degeneratemilkhater5696 Whatever it is, it’s just their opinion, as Disney isn’t actually the second-most litigious company by any true metric.

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