Enemies of the Group Chat feat. Alex Nichols | Chapo Trap House
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Episode 838 - Enemies of the Group Chat feat. Alex Nichols (6/3/24)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
We have Alex on today to first and foremost look at newly released soda rankings. Then, we catch up on reactions to Trump’s conviction, examine the many Rubicons people are always crossing, and ask if Barron will be Augustus Batman or something. Then, two new banger campaign ads from new MAGA star Valentina Gomez. Finally, a long reading series about Erik Prince’s far-right podcast group chat, and the various good & normal opinions shared there from the many luminaries in his orbit.
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Alex is a top candidate for 6th man of the year, he’s really stepped up in the wake of Cushman going down with the head boo boo
Anyone who refers to Pepsi as “Pepsi cola” is a cop
@ChickenSkin_Champion
29 күн бұрын
I love a Pepsi cola style cola beverage
@wesleystreet
29 күн бұрын
@@ChickenSkin_Champion I have tactically ascertained that Pepsi is a cola, sir.
@Mark-jr6ld
29 күн бұрын
A fat fat fat cop
@BigHomieGayAss1917
29 күн бұрын
Anyone who calls soda as “pop” is part of the master race and is destined to conquer the Earth and reach Agartha via the hollow earth
@akumakorgar
29 күн бұрын
@@ChickenSkin_Champion Do you ever enjoy a Pepsi Cola with a hamburger sandwich and a side of french-fried potatoes?
I have Baron transitioning to Batgirl on my bingo card.
I love that the group chat is basically just reactionary Neocons and pseudo-Neofascists doing the scene from Downfall where Hitler is commanding phantom divisions, all of which are surely coming together to achieve some near-ultimate victory and win the war any day now. It’s so limp dick and impotent that it almost makes the Left seem like it controls the planet like fucking Hydra from the Marvel comics or something
@jamescoll130
29 күн бұрын
Bruno Ganz, another great one.
@joshuamarx8209
27 күн бұрын
I emphasize the word 'almost' for bhga... You're welcome
Bring Alex on permanent. Have Davidson on more. I miss Cushbomb. Hope is doing well. But the show has been back in a big way. Banger episodes lately.
Neocons suggesting war and espionage is like the first grade kid who brings the same toy for his turn at show-and-tell every single time. The teacher takes him aside and tells them patiently that they need to bring something new next time. Next time: its their favorite toy War with Iran again.
That reference about Sonic’s arms 😂😂 how do you guys know every piece of information ever to exist in the world
@sladeallen7453
28 күн бұрын
That’s common knowledge round these parts
@Very_Nice_and_Polite_Person
27 күн бұрын
It's a reference to Chris Chan and his/her years-long campaign to get Sega to change Sonic's arm color back to how it used to be. Totally worth looking up for a good laugh.
This really crosses my Rubicon
@jamescoll130
29 күн бұрын
Rubicon is the Coca Cola version of Big Red.
@RancorousSea
29 күн бұрын
She rubis my con till I cross
@CephalicMiasma4
28 күн бұрын
This really cuts my Reuben
@ChickenSkin_Champion
27 күн бұрын
@@RancorousSea She crosses my rubi til I con
@saltysatan4299
26 күн бұрын
Crossed on my boy’s Rubicon for hours to this.
I like how the guy describes Eric Prince as "not being into cartoonish villainy" when behind closed doors he's apparently tenting his fingers saying "The Islamic Republic of Iran has become a nuisance. Perhaps something should... happen to their leaders."
@princejellyfish3945
28 күн бұрын
We’ve crossed the Rubicon of irony. Caesar will have his vengeance thus
I love how those guys talk about Barron Trump like he’s the size and shape of Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2. Then, you look him up and he’s genuinely so skinny that even Trump’s expensive tailors can’t make him a suit that isn’t baggy.
@doctorbarber1
28 күн бұрын
He looks like the after picture of an NFL offensive linemen who played at an unnatural, unhealthily massive weight and then immediately lost like 200 pounds when he retired.
@JoeSrok
28 күн бұрын
Trump's suits are always baggy so I guess that's par for the course 😂
@diehounderdoggenalt
27 күн бұрын
@@JoeSrok He's been buying his suits from Birch and Co Potato Sacks and Pillowcases Ltd for 45 years.
I like the new trio of chapo, trap and house
@OwenPlamann
29 күн бұрын
Will = Chapo, cause he's the face of the show, Felix = Trap because he was best friends with Chief Keef and King Von in high school, Alex = House, cause he's a guest so he's in da house
@debdebberton
27 күн бұрын
i'm just glad they finally broke this monopoly up before it REALLY got outta hand smh
One of the funniest episodes I've heard. Alex is always hilarious.
Bro please bring this Alex guy on more often. He's like Felix but with the ability to tell if a bit is funny or not.
@fightthepowerman
29 күн бұрын
Also the ability to tag Felix's punchlines to add humour
@RancorousSea
29 күн бұрын
Felix is a swarmer and Alex is a counter puncher, styles make fights
@fightthepowerman
29 күн бұрын
@RancorousSea you right. Podcast would be 15min long if it wasn't for Felix.
“i wanna warn you: the lyrics are pretty good”
Dr. Pepper + Maker's Mark. You're welcome.
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
Yes, DP is a vehicle for bourbon. Especially cherry bourbon. Especially cherry DP.
@Luminousreign
28 күн бұрын
Pretty much all of the classic sodas that weren’t for medicine were for whiskey/bourbon. Had to cover up inferior whiskey during prohibition and the Wild West.
as someone who lives like 3 blocks away from the purina headquarters, i can confirm it’s evil, and the fire from her flamethrower made me strong and straight
Mr. Pibb may not be college educated but he more than gets the job done when it comes to quenching your thirst. #drpepperdoesntcareaboutblackpeople
@RatPfink66
29 күн бұрын
He could be a name for the world's cutest pitbull.
Will went way too far on this episode. Pepsi, absolutely. Hunt's, don't disagree. But Burger King sucks? Home of the Whopper? I will eat your shit, sir.
@rembrandttip4861
28 күн бұрын
But will you eat his ass?🤨
@shoxx48
27 күн бұрын
Murder King did the spicy bean burger back in the day but these days it tastes like cardboard
My Grandfather loves Dr. Pepper because according to him “it’s the original cherry coke”. I guess it’s his childhood coke from the soda jerk.
the batman comparison to baron is more deranged than Frank Miller’s view of Batman
So excited I leaked a little 😅
@carsonpace4000
27 күн бұрын
Awesome
How can Randy Couture be in this group chat and not the Black Rifle Coffee guys?
whyd the ceaser cross the rubicon
@pokeapple
27 күн бұрын
to get to the other side?
trump is a blend of evil thomas wayne from the telltale game and gay thomas wayne from pennyworth
I've been thinking long and hard about this but I wholeheartedly disagree with Will on his take that Burger King should go away. the Burger King Whopper is better than the Big Mac and I am tired of people pretending like it's not. Yes, Burger King's other items are, frankly, terrible, and their french fries are dry, powdery garbage. I still believe that Burger King should stick around, if only to produce more Whoppers and variants of the Whopper.
@BigHomieGayAss1917
29 күн бұрын
For every BK hit they have something like 10 misses
@shanemac1646
29 күн бұрын
Yea the whopper is awesome and in my opinion the best fast food burger. Love live the monarchy! Down with republicanism! Down with mayor mc cheese!
@stargrace420
29 күн бұрын
The Burger King fry hate combined with most people preferring McDonald's soggy potatoes had always been crazy to me
@Virjunior01
29 күн бұрын
The Impossible Whopper was actually great, too. I wasn't expecting that at all.
18:47 - CWC reference not lost on us.
This group chat is simultaneously disturbing and pathetic. Why isn't this bigger news? When was this group chat 1st leaked?
@7heHorror
27 күн бұрын
They are the entire culture war, their adversaries are imaginary and receiving attention would just feed them. There is no "ConservativesOfTikTok" because lefties aren't desperate to litigate peoples' identities like these dorks are.
I'm playing crusader kings right now
@Some_Average_Joe
29 күн бұрын
How's your game going?
@garrgravarr
28 күн бұрын
Me too. The Bronze Age Reborn mod. Also I'm gay.
@diegowushu
9 күн бұрын
@@garrgravarr Same, I only play gay kings and get lots of boyfriends
Gage sounds like either Tim Poole or Ben Shapiro. The weird reference to Batman seems like Tim but describing Baron as hulking seems like Ben. I think there was one other columnist that kept making comic book references though.
If you like Dr. Pepper then I highly suggest trying out the regional Dr. Perky of new England sold at Hannaford
@gaiusleviathan8110
27 күн бұрын
Dr. Perky is just Dr. Pepper with Percs in it like Mentos in coke
No bigger evidence of Felix is just a contraian...."Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper"
@XxCorvette1xX
25 күн бұрын
He is objectively correct
Hail Vanilla Coke supremacy
23 flavors lotta haters
Dr. Pepper is great until you are vomiting it into a wall mounted ashtray in a 60 year old medical office building at 2 in the afternoon on a Wednesday at age 14.
@TheNdfan125
29 күн бұрын
The fuck
@Luminousreign
29 күн бұрын
Bro Dr Pepper is one of the better throw up experiences, especially when it is fresh and still bubbly. Grow up
@taxirob2248
29 күн бұрын
@@Luminousreign It wasn't fresh enough to still be refreshing, add a little hot bile to those 23 flavors and it's not so bueno
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
I think you drank the soda wrong, did you use the wrong hole?
Pepsi Twist is so good they probably should give its own separate brand.
@RancorousSea
29 күн бұрын
When I was a kid I tried to speed run diabetes on that shit
Adam Friedland gay
@FadedEbony
29 күн бұрын
Same
@lmackenzie9198
29 күн бұрын
Was this meant to go in to the search bar
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
Bug
Pepsi is neither fine nor OK.
@Virjunior01
29 күн бұрын
I'm fine with it, but I never prefer it... you feel it coat your damned teeth and the chemicals trying to bore holes in them.
I wouldn’t call the firebombing of Tokyo not touching it lol. But the point still stands.
@joshuamarx8209
28 күн бұрын
Nothing compared to Vietnam or DPRK...
@jj947
27 күн бұрын
And the war against Japan wasn’t a project to settle a different ethnic group there
"we will eat your shit" is a pretty still burn lol
@walexander8378
25 күн бұрын
They mean they'll go in your house after forcibly removing you from your home and raid your fridge. Like the IDF.
Pibb still exists its just called Pibb Xtra now instead of Mr. Pibb for whatever reason. It still fucks.
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
Reformulated and not as good tho, Dr. P shames it
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
28 күн бұрын
I thank god for the freestyle machines that brought Pibb amd Mello Yello where it was once hard to find
That groupchat debunks Moldbug completely.
Pepsi is the thinking man's drink [I would sooner die than use the term 'soda']
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
Thinking is weak and gay
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
Also your dialect will be homogenized and you will LIKE IT.
Red Gold! Barq's Root Beer!
Taking the BK Broiler off the menu was a massive mistake in a long list of mistakes they have made in the last 25 years... Oh and Coke is only superior if its made with real sugar.
I really love these Alex episodes, but I wish the other FYM guys would also join in an episode or two.
Fires of Rubicon but Ayre is Kamala
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!!JUST ONE PEPSI!!!!
@joshuamarx8209
27 күн бұрын
"But you wouldn't give it to me; just one Pepsi!"
@doctorbarber1
23 күн бұрын
One of the most embarrassing incidents of my life was when this old punk quoted that line at my job when I was a teenager. I had never heard "Institutionalized", but I had heard Fred Durst copping that line in "Stuck" off the first Limp Bizkit album. I said "oh yeah, like in the Limp Bizkit song" and he just glared at me lol.
@NOISECOREMafiaTV
23 күн бұрын
@@doctorbarber1 I will validate your enjoyment of Limp Bizkit. I was born the year that album came out and I have a special affinity for it and that band because my older siblings liked them. I kinda wanna go see them this year they put together the worst tour of all time
@doctorbarber1
22 күн бұрын
@@NOISECOREMafiaTV I'm old so I was a tween when "Faith" blew up. I was in the perfect demographic for the whole nu-metal thing in the late 90s/early 2000s and got way into bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit. It was wild watching them go from being considered cool and cutting edge, to being panned as some of the worst music ever made, and now being revisited and reconsidered.
@fkrkf
14 күн бұрын
That song is older than my 21yo son.
Alex is goated
Next up, Squirt dominance. We comin fo yo ass, Fresca
@justcommenting4981
29 күн бұрын
I'm ready to eat shit!
@fkrkf
29 күн бұрын
Mmmmm fresca....
@Luminousreign
29 күн бұрын
Squirt is just pee bro
5:00 on the other hand, throwing him in jail for election violations is like charing Capone with tax evasion. Sure, he did it, but he also murdered a whole lot of people.
@utkarsh2746
29 күн бұрын
And the idea is supposed to be that the State will get you one way or another. Only the State has a monopoly on violence.
@Virjunior01
29 күн бұрын
Don't risk the flashy finisher when a simple low kick will do.
Who was the #1 backstreet boys or nsync?
This Hunts slander will not stand. Hunts has a beautiful tang, and Hunts is watery tomato juice. I'm tired of these woke liberals trying to take my ketchup.
Felix saying Xtreme Couture is a middling gym is heresy. It is a magnet for right-wing crackpots though.
Let’s hear Will mispronounce the word ‘harbinger’ again.
That lady's flow is super wack.
@cyberspace667
28 күн бұрын
You can tell she totally punched in bar by bar lol
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
28 күн бұрын
Hey- cool it with the misogynistic and latinphobic rematks
Good morning
@BigHomieGayAss1917
29 күн бұрын
Favorite Israeli political party
@457max
29 күн бұрын
@@BigHomieGayAss1917 "After You" faction
Fuckin love Alex
3:17 what i say to myself on the toilet
Libaries!
I've only tried Dr.Pepper once on a trip to London, nothing has compared since.
@denisonsmock5456
29 күн бұрын
Was it a positive or negative experience?
@RancorousSea
29 күн бұрын
@@denisonsmock5456they were in London
I blame Pepsi's bland logo change. It had an incredible run in the late 90's along with Sprite as the cool softdrink but the new logo is kinda retro but minimalist as today logos or insignia for sports teams
@Virjunior01
29 күн бұрын
I honestly liked Crystal Pepsi
Liebaries has fo be intentional. Sincd they think libraries lie
@Some_Average_Joe
29 күн бұрын
Omg
@Benu54321
28 күн бұрын
Kind of, it is one of the most common mispronounciations of Library though.
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
She's just terminally Colombian and "library" and "biblioteca" aren't exactly cognates. Kind of a miss on Alex's part, a million things to make fun of that woman for but having an accent isn't really one of them.
@debdebberton
27 күн бұрын
mmmmmmmm delicious lieberries 😩
46:18 insight
44:01 ...to my Empire
Why is soda better then water? Fish f*#k in water
Pibb heads rise up
Not a fan of coke unless it’s cherry but Pepsi in and of itself is inferior (the nets the the Knicks if you will) the beauty of Dr Pepper is u don’t feel it fucking up your body until after your done but coke the effect is immediate and kinda gross
RC is the best soda in America and I am willing to fight about it. It is the only one that actually tastes like kola.
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
Dr. P is very specifically not a cola. RC is, and I agree it's the best cola. Pepsi sucks, coke has a weird aftertaste unless it's Mexican with real sugar
Howdy outlaws
@hemingshark327
29 күн бұрын
funny with the pod on here
White tiger is a good tune tho poor Izzy
Pepsi has gotten a lot more expensive
144th and just trying to figure out who I am including my final sexuality
Second so not gay
Dr. Pepper tastes like cough syrup, americans' palate truly is cooked if they think that soda is good
@zackcolbourne6921
12 күн бұрын
Are you British?
The audio, gentlemen. It is really starting to suck.
@ChickenSkin_Champion
29 күн бұрын
Go outside
@wesleystreet
29 күн бұрын
Fix your speakers.
@adams3627
29 күн бұрын
It's really just Felix. A man with a lisp that bad cannot afford to have a bitrate that low.
@RatPfink66
29 күн бұрын
@@adams3627 I'm an autist. If they don't say Trump Trump Trump over and over, "Barron" sounds like "Darren." I'll have to replay it 3 times to hear Barron and go, "oh ok."
Fifth, so darn gay
Chapo is becoming the Dirtbag Left's version of The View.
@ChickenSkin_Champion
25 күн бұрын
People still say dirtbag left? Holy shit
@TTV5
24 күн бұрын
I don’t know what that means, and refuse to know
@TheCameron4life
24 күн бұрын
@@TTV5it’s when the left embraces “edgy” humor or humor in general tbh at this point.
@numskul
16 күн бұрын
@@ChickenSkin_Champion i’ve been called dirtbag left numerous times and lefty chats over the years. Usually for my reluctance to jump on someone else’s idpol grenade
@ChickenSkin_Champion
16 күн бұрын
@@numskul I just haven't heard it used like seriously since like 2018 I got whiplash from it lmao
It's selective political prosecution. If Trump hadn't pissed off certain people he'd of been left alone. Anyone being honest can see that.
@Luminousreign
29 күн бұрын
You invite special scrutiny upon yourself when you run for public office, that is why he tried to cover up the affair to begin with. Once something like this gets uncovered they can’t ignore it. It isn’t selective political prosecution at all. It was an unforced error by a guy who likes to cut corners and his inept lawyer. The very act of trying to cover something up means they should have been prepared for that coverup to come under scrutiny.
@Some_Average_Joe
29 күн бұрын
I can't disagree with you and I'm not a Trump supporter
@AffectionateBrain-yf4sq
29 күн бұрын
@@Some_Average_Joe Neither am I.
@freakyzed8467
29 күн бұрын
@@AffectionateBrain-yf4sqso all the chants of Lock Her Up and all the many, many times conservative media called for the exact same thing are factually the exact same thing, right? Conservatives LOVE the idea of select political prosecution, correct,
@greatcolor
28 күн бұрын
@@freakyzed8467Yes? This isn't a team vs team thing lol
Coke is best....
@ZenobiaofPalmyra
28 күн бұрын
Pepsi is objectively trash though. Too sweet.
@ZenobiaofPalmyra
28 күн бұрын
Yeah Will is objectively correct.
@shoxx48
27 күн бұрын
Dr Pepper tastes like a cough mixture medicine
I quit drinking soda in the fall of 2019 and don't miss it at all. Who needs soda to get diabetes when most of the food in the American food supply is already full of sugar and other crap? As for Trump: libs are convinced that old Donnie won't be able to wriggle out of this one (because he committed the "crime of the century" by writing a check to a stripper). I'm not sure it's going to go the way they think it will.
@akumakorgar
29 күн бұрын
Libs aren't convinced of that at all most everyone I hear talk about it don't really think he'll go to prison but they are hoping for it. Honestly just enjoy the spectacle nobody thought Trump would get convicted either
@cornerstore_d
29 күн бұрын
Wow good for you
@ringo8410
29 күн бұрын
@@cornerstore_d Thank you.
@thecollector6746
29 күн бұрын
You left out that part where he was also convicted of wire and tax fraud.
@ringo8410
29 күн бұрын
@@thecollector6746 Oh no....not wire and tax fraud. Trump might not have written down the measly $130K check he wrote. That's never happened before in the history of politics, after all.
dr pepper is some foamy licorice baby diarrhea. I'm so ashamed of chapo.
@victordennett
29 күн бұрын
dr pepper never cures you. he only sticks his finger in your butt.
@victordennett
29 күн бұрын
"the doctor is in." -me, when i taste some nasty mixed up bullshit.
@PanicDynamic
29 күн бұрын
Don't kink shame
@BigHomieGayAss1917
29 күн бұрын
Canned Pepsi is what SS guards would have given to the concentration camp detainees for sustenance
@RatPfink66
29 күн бұрын
It's made of prunes and you'll shit yourself. We learned this in 6th grade.
What’s americas favorite pop tart
@jingbot1071
29 күн бұрын
Taylor Swift
@flaminhotcheetos7965
29 күн бұрын
I like cherry
@anon2234
29 күн бұрын
If you say anything other than brown sugar and cinnamon or strawberry, you're an absolute liar.
@kevingriener7441
28 күн бұрын
Smores
@debdebberton
27 күн бұрын
SPECIFICALLY the offbrand cherry. nothing else compares