MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEEEEEEEEEEEEE DATS A SUM GOOD SHITTTTT KEEEEEEEP IT COMING DADDIO

@Witw420

7 жыл бұрын

Dick Buttox I

@lordfriezaspacenapolehitle9065

7 жыл бұрын

I have ascended.

@guardsmansethlee3635

7 жыл бұрын

Miia. Stahp. Please.

@DickButtox

7 жыл бұрын

pls no step on snek

@gamemaniac2013

7 жыл бұрын

Dick Buttox Boop Snoot.

I mean to be fair: Having an ego so big that it can reach the Amazon comment limit, is kind of impressive, isn't it?

@kobaltsteel6418

5 жыл бұрын

I mean 10,000 comments!!?? Amazing!!!

@dacypher22

5 жыл бұрын

I know it will probably never be answered but I have to wonder if this is the only time that limit has ever been hit. Ten thousand comments?! It took a group of dedicated people years to hit it.

@donemerson699

5 жыл бұрын

No, its kind of pathetic.

@wardedthorn6523

5 жыл бұрын

According to modern psychology, narcissists actually have terribly small egos and just overcompensate by constantly lying to themselves. In other words, he's defensive, not confident.

@dacypher22

5 жыл бұрын

You know the person who got the last word in before it was locked had their day absolutely made. "That is it. End of story. I win."

I am convinced that Norman wants Theresa to step on him.

@afiamahmood1313

4 жыл бұрын

He probably wants more than that....

@Texelion3Dprints

4 жыл бұрын

I am convinced that Norman dresses up as Theresa, acts as Theresa, and think he's Theresa...

@dltr4730

4 жыл бұрын

In the book there are very interesting descriptions of how the teenage girl looks, if u know what I mean

@p3bblez

4 жыл бұрын

considering that she's 'legally married' despite being only a teenager, i wonder _who_ she's married too. until i realized that person who she is married too could be Norman himself

@markvickroy6725

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." _--Dorothy Parker_

@SariEverna

3 жыл бұрын

Preferably at its author.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

@@SariEverna or a powerful source of fire or other type of disintegration XD

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. What B-S: Theresa really made herself, with her 18 Years old and Catholic Background, the Center of S-Jokes? While on Camera? With the biggest Audience ever? Wow. This Author is a Shame. A Shame just for tha alone. I have no kid-friendly ways to describe this Author for that Epic Fail alone.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Now we have had much Fun studying something terribly bad (Queen Therista or whatever the name was), lets study something good; especially if you wanna become a Writer yourself! The so-called BEST Magic-System/Power-System in Fiction: 'Nen' from 'HxH'!!

@Lucy666Fernandez

3 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 Somehow none of what you wrote makes any sense. What exactly is your point?

"Teenage Catholic girl" "Happily married" **Hol up**

@absolutelyyousless7605

3 жыл бұрын

“Hello fellow citizens of Rome, how be your-“ *”By the POPE!”*

@TravisBroski

3 жыл бұрын

In defense, she was BARELY legal when she got married. And yes, he made a sexual remark towards her saying “her cleavage charmed the crowd”.

@absolutelyyousless7605

3 жыл бұрын

@@TravisBroski This just makes such actions smell more of shallow justification and disgusting perversity

@absolutelyyousless7605

3 жыл бұрын

@@TravisBroski Who doesn't hail Hitler in their spare time/s

@lionheart6176

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing she married a Muslim

"Heroic Teenage Girl" " *happily married* " what

@BJGvideos

5 жыл бұрын

You can legally get married in the US at 17.

@avragetrinidadian3787

5 жыл бұрын

According to the wiki, she got married because "she could not wait to do it" with a guy who suddenly confessed he was in love with her...

@avragetrinidadian3787

5 жыл бұрын

This happens right after he comes in as she was about to make a guy she was not too interested in, jealous because he broke up with her and hooked back up with his ex.

@singrids4014

5 жыл бұрын

@@avragetrinidadian3787 Thank you for saving me the trouble of actually reading the book.

@avragetrinidadian3787

5 жыл бұрын

@@singrids4014 you better be, think I lost a few years off my life reading that wiki

"Empress Theresa is not a bad book, neither is it terrible book. It is one of those things that convinced me of the infinite mercy of god, anything less than infinite mercy would have incinerated this book before it was unleashed on an unsuspecting public" God damn

@luvlols4462

4 жыл бұрын

I love literary savagery 🔥

@NeneSimone

4 жыл бұрын

Zing! Zap!

@ebc6970

4 жыл бұрын

rare insults material

@haruki456

3 жыл бұрын

I would have to give up if I saw that review. But I have humility.

@snehajjeevan581

3 жыл бұрын

Are we going to ignore the fact that the guy who commented this compared the Book to 50 cent?

Lets assume for a moment that Norman told the truth when he claimed that he had rejected a hundred ideas only to keep the best. Can you imagine what batshit crazy stuff he had to have thought up if the Cokebottle Escape is the best one?

@Snazzy12341

3 жыл бұрын

Those other idea are likely good ideas, but Norman’s just a bad writer so he discarded it because he thought it was bad

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

I had forgotten THAT I can understand why XD

@IamDarkeye

3 жыл бұрын

Sea turtles, mate

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamDarkeye Now we have had much Fun studying something terribly bad (Queen Therista or whatever the name was), lets study something good; especially if you wanna become a Writer yourself! The so-called BEST Magic-System/Power-System in Fiction: 'Nen' from 'HxH'!! OR the so-called BEST 'Dry Humor' from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'.

@violetweavile7908

2 жыл бұрын

If he rejected a hundred ideas over 40 years of work, that means he had on average only 2.5 ideas per year. That seems like the correct amount of brain activity to produce this result

I'm so late to this, but Boutin just sent a poorly written letter in size 18 font directly to the English department I teach in last month, telling us we must add his book to our curriculum and teach it .

@NapaCat

Жыл бұрын

wow

@NapaCat

Жыл бұрын

Like... why doesn't he just manually insert himself into the blacklist already

@RetroPlus

Жыл бұрын

You can't be serious

@gz5405

Жыл бұрын

Good to hear the old dog is still kicking and up to his old tricks

@DestructionatorWitch

Жыл бұрын

Are you for real?

"Proof he has never seen a woman as he has no idea where breasts belong." That might be the harshest artistic criticism I have ever heard.

@chaossmith3864

4 жыл бұрын

@ Tbf, true. Even if you get them right sometimes, you may fail others. Had a pic I did that for some reason they kept coming out lopsided. Just kinda accepted it cause I was tired of fighting a boob.

@romanov3937

4 жыл бұрын

That was a harsh burn.

@DapperDill

4 жыл бұрын

If breasts were where he thought they were, millions of women would accidentally smother themselves in their sleep.

@someoneelse293

4 жыл бұрын

Not all women keep them in the same place... ive seem them both lower and higher than depicted in his cover ( and no, I'm not the author lol)

@bewareofbear3576

4 жыл бұрын

Its not so bad if you remember that Michelangelo couldn't quite get the place right too

I feel like Amazon set up that comment limit without thinking it would ever be reached.

@th3rasave

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe they predicted it, and didn't want people to was their entire lives arguing with a dumbass?

@v5in88

4 жыл бұрын

Spider Doctor not a dumbnass, a narcisist

@Ramsey276one

4 жыл бұрын

@@th3rasave like LTG blacklisted every one that wins against him and MAXED THE CONSOLES' BLACKLIST??

@BradyPostma

3 жыл бұрын

People who make websites usually plan for some practical limits to quantities or sizes of data being stored. These predictions often miss the mark badly, and are reformed multiple times over the first few years of the site's life cycle. Professionals usually know this and deliberately leave plenty of room, with high quantity limits and large data size limits unless there are material reasons not to. Based on this, I suspect Amazon left that 10,000 comment cap in place deliberately, to prevent little fringe universes like this from continuing eternally. Otherwise, the limit would probably be a 64-bit unsigned integer, and the heat death of the universe would precede the death of that idiotic debate.

@iamathousandapples

3 жыл бұрын

@@v5in88 a little bit of column a, a little bit of column b

We need a movie adaptation of Empress Theresa directed by Neil Breen. Also starring Neil Breen as Theresa.

@lewiskazinsky7334

3 жыл бұрын

Screenplay by Tommy Wiseau. Norman Boutin adapted by Wiseau and presented by Breen = holy trinity

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Now we have had much Fun studying something terribly bad (Queen Therista or whatever the name was), lets study something good; especially if you wanna become a Writer yourself! The so-called BEST Magic-System/Power-System in Fiction: 'Nen' from 'HxH'!!

@None-Trick_Pony

2 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining Neil Breen in a wig controlling HAL using 26 laptops at once.

@gustavoaguado5449

2 жыл бұрын

@@None-Trick_Pony 😅

@SanMarcosBlanket

Жыл бұрын

I mean Neil in most of his movies is an alien

I like how "They left no trace of their new sparring location" is written as if they're ancient gods who clashed and vanished when the world needed them most

this has literally inspired me to try writing a book. it has shown me that literally anyone can do it, and that no matter what I produce, it can't be this bad.

@AugustusBohn0

4 жыл бұрын

good! writing can be rewarding and I wish you luck

@third-ratedude4234

4 жыл бұрын

Good luck, mate! And remember, dont be like Norman Boutin, always listen to valid criticism

@FizzieWebb

3 жыл бұрын

Nor can it be as bad as One Extraordinary Time.

@googiegress7459

3 жыл бұрын

Learn from Norman's mistake. Instead of pouring thousands of hours into fighting about your bad book, spend that time writing more bad books. *cash register sounds*

@bonsouthall960

3 жыл бұрын

Literally how many times will you be using the word "literally"?

Onison and Norman need to get together and write the worst book imaginable

@fulcrum6760

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not here Norman would never work with that pedo.

@opticalraven1935

4 жыл бұрын

That'll cause a break in the space/time continuum.

@BlakeGeometrio

4 жыл бұрын

CP: The Book

@ergogrrl

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I will sue God if this happens.

@unnamed7485

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno, My Immortal is pretty fierce competition

From a psychological angle, this is fascinating. Most creators identify themselves with their creations to some degree - they see parts of their own (true or imagined) personality traits in some of the characters they write. But in some people, this goes too far. They see their creation as a proxy for themselves, and thus need to see their creation succeed, so that in their mind, they can succeed. This becomes very apparent when he repeats the phrase "Theresa trusts God. She achieves her true self as intended from eternity. She is a winner." This isn't Norman trying to convince you, the reader, that Theresa is a well-written character. This is Norman trying to convince himself that he is a winner. As a devout Catholic, Norman trusts God and believes that he is destined to become successful with his book, that he is a winner. This also explains, why every criticism of the book is met with such vitriol, even well-meaning, constructive criticism. Because according to his ideas, this cricism stands in the way of his success. He convinced himself that it wasn't the sheer awfulness of his book that causes it to fail, but the criticism of others. In other words, Norman is convinced that he *is* Theresa to some degree. He is convinced that Theresa (therefore, he) is flawless, that his book is flawless, and that the only reason it has not been successful and appreciated yet is because the evil critics spread lies about it.

@Pleasestoptalkingthanks

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, sounds like some narcissistic disorder of some type.

@Eric6761

Жыл бұрын

Even JP character From terrible writing advice isnt that desperate and that's a low ball

@williamference9221

Жыл бұрын

It's stranger. To Norman, Theresa's less a proxy for himself and more an idealized (to fetishistic levels) proxy of Jeanne d'Arc. He did a whole essay on Jeanne's death if you wanna see it.

@TransistorBased

10 ай бұрын

Random commenter on KZread is a much better writer than a guy who spent 40 years on a novel

@royalhydra9790

10 ай бұрын

@@williamference9221He still projects onto the character a bit. It’s why theresea the sentiment mentioned by OP is repeated. Character traits aren’t similar (I think), but the idea of success is. Theresea is a winner and so is norman (in his rotting mind)

This actually reminds me of Sonichu a LOT, in the sense that both stories have a "hero" character with unfathomable power, using their powers for "good" according to the author, but readers can see that the actions of the "hero" are actually unintentionally terrible.

@Wag1blad

Жыл бұрын

my god I just found out about Chris chan and did a deep dive into that, and yes sonichu and Theresa inhabit the same dimension.

@DestructionatorWitch

Жыл бұрын

@@Wag1blad a dimension in which all background characters live in fear under the reign of a chaotic god-like tyrant of false righteousness

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints

9 ай бұрын

Youre the second person in here who made that connection so far XD

THIS BOOK HAS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME PLOT AS ONE OF ONISIONS

@chem9773

4 жыл бұрын

Now u mention it,yeah it really a same plot... But onision need to work harder to reach 400++ pages novel

@highadmiraljt5853

4 жыл бұрын

Is it the one where he killed god

@pauline1809

4 жыл бұрын

@@highadmiraljt5853 yea

@DopeioThePhoneBoi

4 жыл бұрын

*HOLY SHIT, IT DOES-* THE ONLY THING MISSING IS ALL THE DADDY ISSUES AND NARCISSISTIC GOD KILLING, I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY-

@avocado3-in-182

4 жыл бұрын

Norman Boutin is probably Onision’s pen name

Don't judge a book by its cover- this book is much worse than its cover..

@merrittanimation7721

6 жыл бұрын

Highest Horse Nice

@LaOxidada

5 жыл бұрын

Merritt Animation Mmmmm, nice.

@strandedcat8598

5 жыл бұрын

This comment made my day

@Sypaka

5 жыл бұрын

did someone notice, her Uniform has buttons there, where the nipples would be? This can't be comfortable.

@LaOxidada

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, it would be if this thing on the cover was a human, which this thing is most certainly not.

Whenever someone says "hard work means you will succeed" point them to this as proof that such a mantra doesn't hold up.

@tammid8423

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck this is underrated

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Hard work WHILE DOING IT RIGHT Because apparently everything needs context or explanation in Current Year XD I don’t want to imagine someone burning through their life span doing it wrong and expecting GLORIOUS SUCCESS...

@Hypergen-

3 жыл бұрын

See, Norman didn’t do “hard work” just by writing a book for 20-40 years. If he truly did hard work, than he would have actively tried to improve his skill. Hard work doesn’t always equal pure work time, actually improving yourself is harder work.

@skade245

2 жыл бұрын

Hard work != spending a long time on something

@shelby5809

Жыл бұрын

@@skade245 life must suck, not knowing what "hard" or "work" means.

It's fine to write a bad book or make a bad cover. Everyone starts somewhere. It's completely fine to be proud of your work, and even to be kinda hurt when someone gives criticism of any kind. What's not fine, is to act childish and retaliate at critics who were just trying to help. What's downright stupid, is to do it on the internet.

@fatihnri2484

3 жыл бұрын

Very true.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatihnri2484 Now we have had much Fun studying something terribly bad (Queen Therista or whatever the name was), lets study something good; especially if you wanna become a Writer yourself! The so-called BEST Magic-System/Power-System in Fiction: 'Nen' from 'HxH'!! OR the so-called Best 'Dry Humor' from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

To your info: Krimson Rogue, Cynical Reviews, and Both of them Together, have made each multiple Videos about Empress Theresa and they are very enjoyable.

@Vitorruy1

2 жыл бұрын

I think its silly to expect otherwise given we are talking about an old dude who spend 40 years on a book he thought it was a materpiece.

@iMajoraGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@Vitorruy1 materpiece git r dun

So, a rubbish book that no one should have read sells thousands as people want to find out what the crazy author is on about. Norman is a genius.

@thealleys

3 жыл бұрын

That and/or a top tier troll.

@fuddyruckers3

3 жыл бұрын

No joke. I want to know how many copies were actually sold. Sounds like he duped a lot of people into buying a terrible book, then continued to profit by"defending" it. I think when he says "people don't understand what the book is about" is a subtle hint that he's exposing people to be that stupid

@ukewithme6792

3 жыл бұрын

@@thealleys yeah, that's exactly what he said actually. Aren't top tier trolls geniuses anyways?

@SpiralPoliFemboy

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds similar to Sonichu

@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit

3 жыл бұрын

>So, a rubbish book that no one should have read sells thousands as people want to find out what the crazy author is on about. Well, just thouSAND, according to his poorly-designed website he's sold 1,086 copies as of the first quarter of 2021 (Considering he's still listing numbers as I'm talking, we can assume this is accurate). Let's be nice and assume all that is hard copy sales, he didn't include digital yet. Let's be nice even further and say that he printed them in 100-book increments from the printer, so each book costs on average $10 to print. He's selling it on Amazon for $12.50, so that means that roughly $10 is already off from manufacturing costs, then another $0.99 because that's how much Amazon takes per book sale, so he's making $1.51 per book. Now let's just assume this is all the costs associated, no taxes, miscellaneous costs, whatever. Its a flat $10 per book to make, $0.99 goes to Amazon, and $1.51 is your profit. In the span of 7 years, he's made, a rough estimate, $1640 in profits. Or in the bestter case scenario, let's say he's making $2.50 instead, because he gets a deal from the printer: that cranks it up by a grand at $2,710. Again, this isn't monthly income from sales, this is overall. So overall, in the 5 years it took him to write Empress Theresa and over 7 years of the book being in the market, Norman's profits covered about 1-2 months of living expenses in your average city (not including rent). In regards to digital sales, Norman didn't provide any details for it, so I'm going to assume its inconsequential compared to the books (since knowing Norman he'd likely boast how many downloads ET had), but let's just assume around 500 copies sold, more or less. The cost of the ebook is $3 and Amazon takes 30% of the sales, so he's taking home about $2.10, which isn't a lot more than his booksales. TL;DR: Norman's a nitwit. And remember, the numbers I provided were being generous. They could be worse, which means Norman could have made less than what I estimated. I haven't factored in taxes.

I honestly feel bad for this guy. He spent his whole sheltered life creating what he thought was a masterpiece, only to run right into the brick wall of the reality that his creation was shit. “This took me three months to paint” was both cringey and heart wrenching. With some proper art skills and writing direction, he could’ve made a decent storyline. He’s probably too old and set in his ways now though.

@randomcenturion7264

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It's pathetic and tragic at the same time.

@TheNightWatcher1385

5 жыл бұрын

Finbar Brolly He has the pieces for what sounds like a cool premise. A teenager becoming an empress. With the right writing skills, that’s a fun concept. But this, this is just more sad than funny. Such wasted potential.

@goobiusthetrafficcone1438

4 жыл бұрын

He's like a Pupkin from King of Comedy type of character, pathetic and narcissistic but you still feel for him.

@thehermit8618

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheNightWatcher1385 more like a teenager becoming God Empress of the world. From what i've read of the book and of descriptions online, Theresa becomes something of an omniscient, omnipotent goddess

@TheNightWatcher1385

4 жыл бұрын

It Just Works Strange

The "My Immortal" of the 2010s.

@mrluthfians01

3 жыл бұрын

It's not fanfic

@jahbama6202

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrluthfians01 it’s of the same quality

@mrluthfians01

3 жыл бұрын

@@jahbama6202 can't argue with that

@ileanabriannemari

3 жыл бұрын

This was made in a span of _40 Years._ My Immortal is the _Empress Theresa_ of the 2000's. *_*throws printed copies in the sky*_*

@aboundingvampirekiller2048

3 жыл бұрын

@@ileanabriannemari can't argue with that

In the end, Norman managed to keep his book relevant, sold books, and had a devoted yet, critical audience who regularly interacted and read his book. I'd say Norman did quite well for himself in his situation

@thewhompingwampa2671

3 жыл бұрын

"Negative attention is still attention" - Some guy circa I don't fucking know.

@aiyan7435

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewhompingwampa2671 it’s from the 48 laws of power, which quoted it from some other dude that i don’t know either.......

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

@@aiyan7435 Thanks for the lead XD

@lionheart6176

3 жыл бұрын

So he somehow became Tommy Wiseau of literature world

@TheCorrodedMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@lionheart6176 No, Tommy is at least lovable in his own way. Norman just makes me want to grab him by the throat and throttle some sense into him, preferably breaking a few bones in the process.

One invaluable lesson I've learned in life: always avoid people who boast about their 'IQ'.

@Damo2690

5 жыл бұрын

IQ is all bullshit

@dreadlordhg360

5 жыл бұрын

people who say they’re not that smart are usually smarter than people who brag about high IQ.

@USAReject

5 жыл бұрын

t. DeShawn

@GameyRaccoon

5 жыл бұрын

@thunder key >calls a subreddit a board. >thinking.jpeg

@Potato-Eye

5 жыл бұрын

My boy, what up. Still in cali?

My favorite part of the story is when Theresa buys eleven extra bottles of soda (in the cafeteria of a building full of people who are supposed to be trying to kill her) as part of a plan to escape death by atom bomb, despite not having any knowledge about the plan to kill her that she uses the soda bottles to try and escape from. So, in other words, she buys and proceeds to carry around eleven bottles of soda for literally no in-universe reason. Made even better because the escape plan basically fails and she dies anyway, but gets resurrected because alien jizz magic. That's not even a joke, all of that actually happens in the book.

@josephoyek6574

4 жыл бұрын

Dafuq???

@addicted2mako

4 жыл бұрын

I can picture her dragging along a garbage bag full of cokes like a little kid dragging along their favorite blankie XD

@same_ole_lemonz4195

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit, the more comments I read, the more I want to read the book, it's like a car accident your friends witnessed and are telling everyone about, and you are just sad you were not there to see it too.

@addicted2mako

4 жыл бұрын

@@same_ole_lemonz4195 KrimsonRogue reviewed the book, so if you don't want to contribute $ to Norman Boutin and his ego, I recommend seeing those videos first

@eldrichnemo9312

3 жыл бұрын

I will never get over how her ability at perfect aim which turned into teenage softball career at the national level didn't exist as as setup for her using those eleven shaken up soda bottles as grenades once she was on the aircraft carrier tarmac. Between her aim and her super-strength she could have threatened to set the nuclear device off with one throw, saving her life and still giving her the upper hand to demand to speak to UK's Prime Minister since her own country betrayed her. Wasted potential.

There's a blink and you'll miss it line where Teresa's husband Steve mentions his name was once Norman. Make of that what you will.

"Do you just wake up in the morning and think 'Holy shit, I'm going to be a tumor today?’” - Filthy Frank

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

I can only assume the original product is even more entertaining XD

I think he wrote more defending his book in a few months than he did writing that book over 40 years.

@MogofWar

5 жыл бұрын

EmperorSigismund Methinks he lied about how long he actively worked on the book to deflect criticism.

@matincatrat

5 жыл бұрын

@@MogofWar exactly. He was definitely too lazy to fulfill his actual personal quotas

@lainhikaru5657

4 жыл бұрын

How does he took 40 years to make just a 400 page book is a mystery too

@Septimus_ii

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think his defense was any more coherent than his book, though

@KiraSlith

4 жыл бұрын

@Timothy McCaskey Most big KZreadrs have that problem sadly.

Just when I was thinking i spend too much time playing video games, I find out there was a small army spending months trying to make a crazy old man admit he was wrong.

@boojum1769

5 жыл бұрын

truly passionate engagement just the same, high five!!

@TheGuardDuck

5 жыл бұрын

Go back to the games, you missed nothing.

@stephenskinner7207

5 жыл бұрын

That's not a suggestion of how you should be spending your time.

@slappy8941

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs a hobby, I suppose.

@ezraf.7759

5 жыл бұрын

There's thousands of things more productive than arguing with strangers over the internet, so that's not saying much.

As a Massachusetts resident, we deeply apologize for having him representing our state's most "popular" books.

@randomboy3m98

Жыл бұрын

What is your favorite book by a Massachusetts author?

@ThePainkiller9995

9 ай бұрын

​@@randomboy3m98empress theresa

Its funny how Empress Theresa looks like she's dressed like an airline pilot.

The best thing about this book's Amazon page is that there is only one related purchase item. Customers who bought this product also bought a shibari rope bondage lube applicator. How even.

@urrsys9765

4 жыл бұрын

I can guarantee that any answer to the hows and evens of that middle sentence are beyond even the most fantastical ideals of human comprehension. (But I can probably guess.)

@muhammadramadhan2208

4 жыл бұрын

For some strange reason that makes absolute sense to me

@ArminAwesome

4 жыл бұрын

For me it was Marx' Capital. Hilarious and thought provoking at the same time.

@AshenAlbaz0079

4 жыл бұрын

Not even Eldrich horrors can wrap their tentacles around it so dont feel bad about it

@cerisejones8061

4 жыл бұрын

Or rope lmao

"loved by everybody ( even China wants her to take herself out of danger )," what

@hibubgames7667

6 жыл бұрын

WolfeSpeider Saturn wants me safe, what about you?

@oz_jones

6 жыл бұрын

+Samuel Woolrich countries are referred to as females in English language. That doesn't make that sentence less bad tho

@nicholasgeere5125

6 жыл бұрын

Samuel Woolrich no its chyna the wrestler

@mistertagomago7974

6 жыл бұрын

I think he was calling China a sexist country that hates women, but shes so great even China likes her.

@besaidknight

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, China loves women, they just didn't think the poor cared enough about their family lineages to kill their daughters during the whole one kid thing. They just figured their rich sons would have their pick of the girls in a fifty fifty ratio society , but instead their sons are greeted with a sausage fest! XD

"The difference between Harper Lee and you, is that you aren't Harper Lee." Shots fired.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Now we have had much Fun studying something terribly bad (Queen Therista or whatever the name was), lets study something good; especially if you wanna become a Writer yourself! The so-called BEST Magic-System/Power-System in Fiction: 'Nen' from 'HxH'!! OR the so-called BEST 'Dry Humor' from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'.

I remember being about 14, having a stupid argument with my 7 year old cousin. Afterwards, my uncle asked why I bothered; I said that he was wrong and had to be corrected. My uncle stated how pointless that was, and just a total waste of energy and anger. I think of that discussion upon seeing insanely trivial, time-consuming internet arguments. But they're much funnier from the outside!

@Shaun_Jones

Жыл бұрын

I tend to just make my point once and then go; if they aren’t convinced the first time I say it, they won’t be convinced the twentieth.

@pandemicphilly60

Жыл бұрын

​@Shaun Jones Same

1:25 "a book about a good girl, with no sex, foul language, or violence" so wait, why did the reviews mention the constant cussing, the remarks on her breasts and whether or not she had had sex before marriage, and how she was a sniper or how they tried to kill her with an A-bomb? What?!?! Doesn't that violate literally EVERYTHING he said about the book?!?!

@thesuperpunmaster6369

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@hassanbeydoun2460

4 жыл бұрын

I initially thought he (the author) was trying to say that about the book so that when someone reads it they say "Wow! The opposite of what I was expecting happened!" Either that or he tried to clickbait people by convincing the people willing to buy the book that the character has certain characteristics/behaviors when in fact the character did not have said characteristics/behaviors 🤷🏻‍♂️

@v5in88

4 жыл бұрын

Its basically literary clickbait

@googiegress7459

3 жыл бұрын

@@v5in88 Readbait

@dyveira

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he's a dumbass and a hypocrite. Not sure what you expected.

I bought it, gave it to my wife as a gag gift. She hated it and uses it as a coffee table book/ice breaker.

@Princess2Warrior

4 жыл бұрын

*So Norman Boutin is the J.K. Rowling of American authors - I don't get why people were giving him grief if Rowling was writing books just as bad? - I guess retards love some books and hate others.*

@PsiensGate

4 жыл бұрын

@@Princess2Warrior Harry Potter had a good storyline and enough interesting stuff to actually do something with. Empress Theresa is just a generic, boring, narcissistic, horribly written book with no goal and no creativity.

@johngardner4096

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that it's also good for leveling out washing machines...

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

@@Princess2Warrior Hi Norm!

@Princess2Warrior

4 жыл бұрын

@@viscountrainbows6452 *Man, you guys are dumb as fvck, aren't you? No wonder you're essentially making fun of the male version of J.K. Rowling (the male version of a sh|tty author).*

This book is like If I wrote down every random imagined situation inside my head and then tried to make them into a coherent story

@lazydelibird

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I did this and it really is more coherent than this hot mess.

Something tells me that Empress Theresa was based on the neighbors girl that he has "admired" from a far...for her whole life. Sick

@triggeredcat120

Жыл бұрын

An English Chris Chan

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints

9 ай бұрын

And then you add 4 teaspoons of religion and you got yourself an enygma.

@givemysundaeback

4 ай бұрын

I can't tell which of them is more homophobic. Sure, Chris started to pretend to be trans so he could fuck lesbians, but Norman is an English catholic...

"The difference between you and Harper Lee, is that you are not Harper Lee" A murder was witnessed by everyone but the victim, who is now a ghost, still thinking it's better then Harper Lee.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

LOVE THIS XD

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Now we have had much Fun studying something terribly bad (Queen Therista or whatever the name was), lets study something good; especially if you wanna become a Writer yourself! The so-called BEST Magic-System/Power-System in Fiction: 'Nen' from 'HxH'!! OR the so-called BEST 'Dry Humor' from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 will do! XD

@WillieManga

3 жыл бұрын

OP was Atticus Finch and Norman was the rabbid dog he snipes.

@simontatton5424

2 жыл бұрын

*than*

Mother Theresa fan fiction gone wrong.

@elaovi

3 жыл бұрын

BTIsaac wdym?

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

3 жыл бұрын

@@elaovi Mother Theresa would refuse to give proper modern medical care to sick people, believing suffering brought you closer to God. Then when she was sick/dying of course she got the best care

@addicted2mako

3 жыл бұрын

I think he made the book as a tribute to Joan of Arc if I remember correctly

@taliajung1553

3 жыл бұрын

When I say that I wheezed--

@rokukou

3 жыл бұрын

hey, i know you!

I once wrote a short story so bad it made me cry. It was that awful and I don't think I had ever seen anything worse at the time. This book make me feel so much better about myself.

@zodiaczennial3676

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints

9 ай бұрын

Im the opposite. Somewhere out there is a good author and this guys showing them up and I want to give that author a hug

The most amazing part of this video for me is that, apparently, blog sites still exist. I was convinced that subreddits, youtube, and twitch had gobbled up the World Wide Web.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

To your info: Krimson Rogue, Cynical Reviews, and Both of them Together, have made each multiple Videos about Empress Theresa and they are very enjoyable.

@Vitorruy1

2 жыл бұрын

I follow a blog :/

@heinoustentacles5719

Жыл бұрын

That just means you're a lazy web user. You can find all sorts of stuff browsing around.

@mrjuxmunux778

Жыл бұрын

​@@heinoustentacles5719 bruh

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints

9 ай бұрын

Goodreads might be here forever

Empress Theresa is the Fallout 76 of books. In that, the bullshit around the book is a lot more interesting than the book itself.

@Eagledude131

4 жыл бұрын

Fallout 76 got... arguably better though, Empress Theresa got worse every time the author wrote another word on it

@user-gu7yo5yn9g

4 жыл бұрын

and the fact that norman is still commenting the most recent one being from 1 month ago

@thedustinmobile1054

4 жыл бұрын

@@Eagledude131 every update for 76 some how makes it more broken

@YavinPrime

4 жыл бұрын

You know I wasn't there for Fallout 76's launch but I'm enjoying it now. It's not as good as it should be but I'm entertained. I agree though some of the stories about the game are just shocking to say the least.

@matthewmorrison3745

4 жыл бұрын

Don't defend fallout 76, even if you bought it full price and deny you got cheated.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!

@nicklewis470

5 жыл бұрын

I love the young people

@lilag8850

4 жыл бұрын

_HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT!_

@MeatEatingVegan777

4 жыл бұрын

This is why I love youtube comments.

@breakdancingninja8177

4 жыл бұрын

Now he's gonna kick MY butt!!!

@viciousKev

4 жыл бұрын

SO! You like kicking people's butts do ya!

"By the second paragraph, you WILL be convinced she's a Mary Sue!"

The promise of a Strong Female Lead followed immediately by Theresa being described as a perfect helpful harmless sexless being is insane

The story of a crazy old catholic man vs reasonable Amazon reviewers *Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Critics and the Beast*

@thefvguy5648

7 жыл бұрын

*claps*

@azula8226

7 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic describes your comment perfect *LOUDLY CLAPS*

@mysteryjuno826

7 жыл бұрын

i want that to go down

@chrisossu2070

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the story's more crazy old Catholic man vs reasonable Amazon reviewers that quickly mutated into crazy old Catholic man vs trolls with way too much time on their hands.

@BrettonFerguson

7 жыл бұрын

If some 70 year old guy wants to publish crappy books on Kindle, who gives a shit. At least he is staying busy. He probably dreamed about writing this shitty book his entire life. He doesn't need an editor or publisher, WTF for, so they can tell him never to write again?

"Theresa can't be defeated." THEN WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THE DAMN BOOK??!

@aboundingvampirekiller2048

3 жыл бұрын

Its Sonichu in a Dress and Pumps.

@pixline3400

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like Norman took Mary Sue to the next level

@bacht4799

3 жыл бұрын

Inspection to modern movie making like The Last Jedi ..

@paolo2763

3 жыл бұрын

We all must surrender to our new goddess

@Foreststrike

3 жыл бұрын

She can't be defeated, but she CAN die. I smell a SCP, and it needs to be contained with [REDACTED]'s and [DATA EXPUNGED]'s. ASAP. Right now. Chop-chop.

I love how the conclusion is just "So it turns out there is a cap on the amount of comments. We now know what that cap is."

I loved the part when Theresa said it’s “It’s Theresa’in time!“ and Theresa’d all over the villains

@cardioandfriends

Жыл бұрын

This meme has a layer of dust on it

@ratedmformario

Жыл бұрын

@@cardioandfriends I have more likes than you

@ItsMeVolatility

Жыл бұрын

@@cardioandfriends Its true, FroggyStyle 64, RatedMforMario does have more likes than you. My condolences.

@kelebekcads479

Жыл бұрын

She is the villain tho

@cardioandfriends

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsMeVolatility oh no! I'm finna jump off a bridge!

I'm sure my Team Rocket affiliated Mary Sue biography I wrote when I was 11 can beat this.

@nxgan1088

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to read that..

@studyzen8836

4 жыл бұрын

Release the book!

@basedokadaizo

4 жыл бұрын

publish it, king!!

@mannequia8294

4 жыл бұрын

Give me the biography I want some world building in Pokemon I wanna know the business procedures of Team Rocket aside from thievery please give me this info

@caspian4316

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, at least you had the excuse of being a child.

When i heard “catholic girl with unlimited powers”, i thought it would be a horror story.

@maskedgaming2798

4 жыл бұрын

@Bolastwo Heresy*

@mushroomfae4576

4 жыл бұрын

Bolastwo Didn’t ask 🗿

@Dafoodmaster

4 жыл бұрын

unlimited guilt power

@romulusnuma116

4 жыл бұрын

It basically is but without any self awareness

@peggy2983

4 жыл бұрын

Carrie?

Norman: *calls a navy veteran a coward* Also Norman: *most of his military service was in Germany, probably never saw combat*

@stevenschnepp576

3 жыл бұрын

... It's not like we've gotten in a lot of naval engagements in the last fifty years.

@BabishForIdiots

2 жыл бұрын

Bro. I'm in the navy and don't care

@Vitorruy1

2 жыл бұрын

That means if the soviet union invaded Empress Theresa would not have been written

@Aurelian369_

Жыл бұрын

@@Vitorruy1 i never thought I’d be rooting for the soviets until now

Can we all just give kudos to Lousy Book Covers for their motto: “Just because you CAN design your own cover doesn’t mean you SHOULD.”

i feel so attack(ed). i’m Theresa, grew up catholic in Massachusetts. when i was young i always felt like some creep was watching me. this whole thing is giving me the heebie-jeebies rn

@MetalFox619

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have powers tho?

@sp.v.207

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you bought all that soda?

@youtubeuserdan4017

3 жыл бұрын

Are you happily married?

@donkface8509

3 жыл бұрын

Did you meet a fox that suddenly spits you some wird glowing orb?

@ruth078

3 жыл бұрын

Do you Think about your great hair a lot ?

Damn. I was laughing until you mentioned he worked on it for 20 years. That's legitimately sad, I'm not even saying that as a joke. Update: That painting took him three months?? Update: HE WORKED ON IT FOR 4O YEARS???

@deltaknight2764

3 жыл бұрын

Norman's a real-life anomaly.

@-perge

3 жыл бұрын

Passion projects gone obsessive... Not only will you have an unhealthy desire for perfection, but it's for an inherently shaky idea. And once you've exhausted yourself in achieving some meretrictious goal, you also have to defend It's quality. Otherwise you accept that some percent of your life has wilted away. Don't suffer the same curse as Norman. Never get trapped in passion projects, end them and start learning. Your brain will thank you.

@simcard867

3 жыл бұрын

@@-perge that also happens to people who self insert themselves in their stories. They can't take criticism since they see it as an insult to themselves and they make their self insert a Mary Sue. No wonder this guy failed, he created his own waifu or recreated his crush

@japanesemyth

3 жыл бұрын

@@-perge I don't think there's anything wrong with passion projects, but the obsession with perfection will stop anyone from getting anything done. The author said he rejected a thousand ideas before coming up with this magnum opus. He probably should have just went with any idea he had and kept moving forward, project to project. Then maybe he would have actually learned some things about writing and improved. Edit: whoops. Misread. Sorry about that, you good.

@calebwheeler8143

3 жыл бұрын

@@japanesemyth I personally think that ideas are overrated. Execution is much more important.

Empressa Theresa: a cautionary tale on how much time can be wasted arguing on the internet.

@sawyere2496

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? Like didn’t these people have jobs or hobbies at all

@anneoneal3865

2 жыл бұрын

@@sawyere2496 In fairness, the author decided to argue back at them, so he's as big of a loser as they are.

@sawyere2496

2 жыл бұрын

@@anneoneal3865 that’s true.

@lazydelibird

2 жыл бұрын

Way less time wasted than arguing on twitter tho.

I absolutely love reading bad books and fanfiction. I pick it all apart in my head and fix everything I find to be lacking. I can then find inconsistencies in my own writing and it's improved my own abilities a lot. So many times there's amazing ideas and compelling adventure patiently waiting to be told. The author just lacked the skill to build what they saw in their mind. Like with Theresa, you can tell he wanted a humble hero who doesn't see why she's so special. He wanted her to feel fear she has no reason to, struggle when she could have whatever she wants so easily, never take anything foregranted even when she could take EVERYTHING foregranted. It shows a grounded person who's still learned the intense pain of being human, because in the end that's all that can create *real* empathy and real kindness. If you never suffer and never know pain, you'll never really be able to connect with those who are suffering. Theresa is only supposed to be a Mary Sue from a narrative perspective, to herself and in her mind she's meant to be generally plain and uninteresting. But the execution was absolutely horrible. You still need some genuine conflict to make a good story, but he didn't want to add that in case it takes away from how badass she's supposed to be. That's stupid because no matter how untouchable your character is, you can always find weaknesses and flaws to explore. There can always be struggles to overcome. In the book Origin for example the main character Pia was made in a research facility to be completely immortal. She's immune to every disease, toxin and poison ever known, will never age, hell nothing can even scratch her skin. This makes her incredibly aloof and cold towards everyone around her because she sees herself as superior. After all, they're all just weak mortals who's time is quickly running out. Compared to that, why she's basically a goddess right? But as she grew up she realized that this thing called death actually *connects* all other human beings to eachother and by extension to life itself. She's the one on the outside. She's the one sitting in a very, very unnatural position suspended away from nature. It's why she desperately wants others like her to be born so she won't be totally alone anymore in this bizzare state. But that then begs the question of what they'll all *do* with their endless time anyway. Knit? Play the harmonica? Listen to Skrillex? See, she also eventually realizes that limitless time and an endless life has no real worth compared to a life that will naturally end someday. The finality is what makes it valuable in the first place. What's even left to live for when you'll never have to fight or work for anything ever again? It's made even worse when she falls in love with a nice, normal boy who is definitely not immortal. She has to face the fact that he'll grow old and die while she stays young and beautiful forever. In this case her immortality actually becomes her demon to slay and a bitterly harsh reality she's forced to face. She may not be able to die, but that doesn't mean she doesn't endure hardship and develop as a character. Even Pia, a stunningly beautiful, genius, beloved, immortal woman who *CAN'T DIE* still has her flaws. I'm sorry but there's just no excuse, only poor writing.

@lazydelibird

2 жыл бұрын

True immortality is a subject that's very hard to write because its hard to comprehend. Noke if us will live forever, and we can never truly be able to write about an immortal's life (If you can even call their existence life) because none of us are. But from the somewhat brief description of pia's story, it sounds like it works very well.

@KopperNeoman

Жыл бұрын

Pia would benefit immensely from the Gospel. That those mortal beings are simply moving to another eternal Kingdom. That some day this world will end and she too will ascend there and see them again, provided she doesn't fall to evil.

"... convinces me of the infinite mercy of God." Omg that is such a beautiful roast. Like music to my ears

What if he was just an old guy who decided to become a God-Tier Troll since he's retired and had nothing else to do?

@daphnerogers4277

4 жыл бұрын

it's possible. I mean, this is the internet after all.

@Amfortas

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@RogueT-Rex8468

4 жыл бұрын

Bradley Dalton he’s actually 72 years old now.

@camilasuemi6850

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe. Watch the first our If this video kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4J3t9Jrhs6xmNY.html made by the same KZreadr of this current video. He goes to Norman's website. It's chaotic.

@absolutelyyousless7605

4 жыл бұрын

The absolute mad lad gave her 420 kids, and 69 cousins... no way he isn’t some 4-D chess playing master manipulator of some kind

When Terrible Writing Advice writes a book like he advises. Oh boy.

@MrRuano825

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but where was the plot-resolving love triangle?

@lazydelibird

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrRuano825 Silly goose, that's for the franchise reeboot sequel that's actually a prequel.

@DoctorSpacebar

Жыл бұрын

All according to *plan.*

I listened to KrimsonRogue's review of the book. The entire time, I kept mentally comparing Theresa to the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer. (Krimson did once in his review too, just to highlight how truly intimidating someone like Theresa would be to the average person.) Upon doing so, I realized that this book could have been so much better if Norman leaned in to her being an all-powerful dictator. Make her do really evil things that unfortunately have a net gain for the human race. Make the people miserable, but still reverent of Theresa. ...Or just read the first three Horus Heresy books. If the goal is something low on sex and violence, it absolutely fails in that category, but maybe trying to make a wholesome story about an all-powerful dictator just isn't possible.

@ganii1804

3 жыл бұрын

Theresa Protects

@williek08472

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny because I write short stories as a hobby and an idea I had for one of them was where a bullied girl named Teresa somehow becomes an immortal, powerful psychic who goes on to rule the world and eventually creates an interstellar theocratic empire with herself as a god-empress. The main story actually takes place millennia in the future and follows a wannabe journalist who tries to learn about Teresa and how she came to be. And this was a year or two ago, long before I heard about this mess of a book. In retrospect, I'm glad I didn't take it any further.

@nejdalej

2 жыл бұрын

When I was 16, one of my school friends wrote a whole novel from the perspective of a dictator of a dystopian universe. And what was even better was that despite all odds, the book was actually pretty good. Safe to say, he was a very strange person but good conversation.

@nejdalej

2 жыл бұрын

@@williek08472 That actually sounds kinda cool, though it would probably be more interesting to see it from Theresa's perspective. You see her gradual mental decline and her discovery of her powers until she finally ascends, taking over the universe. You'll need to add some conflict here, especially if she becomes so OP by the end x

@mackar5705

Жыл бұрын

​@@nejdalej what was the novel called? Author too?

I want to be empathetic... beyond all the weird stuff, here’s an old man who clearly put time and effort into his book, the cover, and trying to defend it. I can’t shake the image of a grandpa toiling over a canvas. But my empathy only goes so far. And the fact that he won’t even engage with polite and constructive criticism even from people who genuinely want to see him improve and succeed angers me

@stormisuedonym4599

3 жыл бұрын

Time and 'effort' do not a quality product make.

@baumi8125

3 жыл бұрын

I could be empathetic if there wasn't the downright pedophilic stuff. The character, theresa, is described as 10 and 14 in book, so is describing a teenage girl as having “perky breasts” and something gross about her rear end filling out nicely in clothes

@miaironstone6783

3 жыл бұрын

@@baumi8125 I agree, the product is garbage and his unwillingness to even engage with criticism is where my sympathy ends. At some point people have to be taken to task for their behavior

@thewholekitandkaboodle7569

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the empathy ends for me when you’ve gone out of your way to ask for criticism in forums and then get pissed that people on said forums criticize your work. People /have/ been kind in their constructive criticism (some, not all) and he rejected all of that to do what he wanted instead. There was a forum for Jewish people where he asked how they felt about Exodus 2.0, and when they (predictably) responded negatively to the Israeli people abandoning their holy land to move to an island in the shape of a Star of David, he threw a tantrum. One of the people there summed it up best by asking something along the lines of, “You came here to ask for our help. Why bother if you weren’t going to listen?”

@TheKillerEmcee

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormisuedonym4599 Yes it does 😂

“Theresa can’t be defeated.” You keep saying this like it’s a good thing, Norm, but it’s actually a massive and fatal flaw. If she’s infallible, there’s no story. Theresa is a Mary Sue. That’s a bad thing, Norm. If the outcome is already decided on page one, then why the hell should I read the rest of the book? You’ve spoiled your own story.

@bremensims6086

4 жыл бұрын

Not always, watch (or read) One Punch Man. He can't be defeated, but it's still a great story. Not that Empress Theresa is good.

@calamityechoes3496

4 жыл бұрын

Not always the outcome, but the antiques and shenanigans are interesting. Comical or not, you can write a book of immortal beings living through history and people would be interested in their experiences or their views. The ending doesn’t necessarily the kill the content, but the content can kill all.

@marcusreading3783

4 жыл бұрын

@Brina Owens Actually, the fact that OPM cant be defeated is the entire point of the story. Its not about an all powerful fighter winning all the time, its about a man with almost unlimited power who is completely and utterly bored. The epic battles are really more set dressing for the actual plot. As for fanfiction, there are actually a large number of genuinely really good fics out there. True, they can be buried under a metric ton of shit and poorly written smut, but the gems really shine.

@neimad6869

4 жыл бұрын

Romeo and Juliet spoils that they both die on the first page, and it turned out good.

@calamityechoes3496

4 жыл бұрын

Brina Owens I’m not saying this about the book, the book is just a mess. I’m applying to most books; the ending doesn’t necessarily kill all of the book or the story itself. It’s also not necessarily all about philosophical ideals and such or just ‘slice of life’. There’s many open ended books that has a good plot that leaves the reader to continue the end or just figure it out themselves. There’s also some continuous shenanigans that has varied endings or just isn’t there for continuity, just a closing that doesn’t speak of the end but speaks of the present. Those are mostly what we delicately call “shitposts”. So not necessarily journalism or philosophy or slice of life, there’s also many types of fiction. And yes, I do know about Mary Sues. Tl;dr: Doesn’t only apply to philosophical/life lessons/information but also fiction. Conclusion doesn’t kill all as it’s just a part of the whole content, but the ultimate product itself can.

I'm an artist and i honestly like both of the paintings covers, they aren't anatomically correct, but they got a style? It's just weird, it gives a weird vibe. I have shit taste.

@penny4urthots125

3 жыл бұрын

I somehow liked them too? Not an artist, but a bookworm, and I would have bought the book just because the cover looked weird.

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472

3 жыл бұрын

He should become an artist

@Grim_Sister

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, he shouldn’t be. Art is about receiving criticism constantly. You need thick skin to get through that and be open for said criticism if you want to be better. I feel like Norman would argue with his art teacher if they so much as said he needs to improve their anatomy and obsessively follow them around just so he could get them fired

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Now we have had much Fun studying something terribly bad (Queen Therista or whatever the name was), lets study something good; especially if you wanna become a Writer yourself! The so-called BEST Magic-System/Power-System in Fiction: 'Nen' from 'HxH'!! OR the so-called BEST 'Dry Humor' from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'.

@geordi5054

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture confirms that last statement.

This is one of my favorite Down the Rabbit Hole Videos to come back to. I watched through KrimsonRogue's review videos of it a few times and it's just a wild book. The funniest thing to me is the government thought of Theresa as so much of a threat they put her in a helicopter and planned to set off an atom bomb to make sure she died, but she made a floatation device out of plastic coke bottles and jumped out of the helicopter to survive.

There is a wonderful channel called “KrimsonRogue” that is going over this book. First part was about an hour and a half and maybe covered the first quarter of the book.

@arontavares5248

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it only covered the first 3 or 4 chapters out of... 40, I believe? We're in for a long ride on this one. Strap in, bud.

@ahardworker2154

4 жыл бұрын

Poor bastard

@TheJuliana0901

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no. That poor man. I already watched him suffer so much

@MrHangman56

4 жыл бұрын

oh i just started watching his reviews of this. they're hilarious

@thehermit8618

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrHangman56 and he isn't just dragging Norman through the mud (mostly). Krimson is actually providing real constructive critcism and explaining why the set-up, plot and prose of Norman doesn't work; giving us valuable lessons of what NOT to do if we ever want to write a book. As a serious novel? Empress Theresa fails in pretty much every way As a case study of how not to write a novel? Its a marvelous example and from Norman's mistakes (which there are a lot) and Krimson's insight you can learn much

Fredrik is like a private investigator. He finds out so much info so fast, and the music makes it sound like he's in a 50's crime movie.

@Doombringer_r

6 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@jlprizm

6 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this too. How does he know so much about these people?

@audreymuzingo933

6 жыл бұрын

This is only the 3rd video of DTRH I've watched since discovering it last night; the other two were the Mouse Eutopia Experiments and Collyer Brothers, both pretty fascinating historical stories, and well-told by Knudsen. So I subscribed and just from looking at other titles I don't think I'll regret it. But this Empress Theresa one was a head-scratcher. I watched the whole thing, basically a play-by-play of the sort of internet art validity debates that happen all the time. And nothing more? I kept thinking there would be a punchline, a payoff of some sort. It would turn out that most of the author's critics were actually him, and the controversy resulted in him getting filthy rich from sales of his bad book. Or it would be revealed that the book was written by a world-renowned author, as some kind of experiment, or evidence that he had lost his mind. Or various forms of evidence would suggest the book was written by Donald Trump, LOL! Something like that. But no, the story basically ends with the inability of people to comment on the book anymore, and that's all folks! --It doesn't even offer details like how many copies were sold, or much of who this guy really was, only the claims he made about himself. If his interactions with people online was so interesting, didn't anybody try doing some deep research on him? Is he still alive? There's something very 'meta' about this sensationalizing video about the sensationalizing of a lousy book.

@oddkoe808

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the way the video progresses, and the music; it feels like a crime noir. Lol

@audreymuzingo933

6 жыл бұрын

Saransh LOL, the word 'punch' being part of 'punchline' is no accident; it means the amusing conclusion of the setup, something 'punchy,' something 'BAM.' A 15-minute description of a 40 year failure whose public aspect just fizzled out at the end....that's the opposite of a punchline. The way the video plays out feels very much like a lead-up to something that would make the tedium worthwhile. Even you admit you expect something else.

Your voice is soothing so I was listening to this while trying to sleep. The utterance of 'Christian Weston Chandler' shocked me awake like I was having a nightmare.

I think its hilarious the book asserts itself as something Godly and wholesome while the author never shuts up about how sexy he thinks Theresa is.

@MysteriumArcanum

Жыл бұрын

Which is especially creepy when you remember that Theresa is technically a minor

I think a story about a seemingly normal young girl getting powers to influence every thing she wishes in reality, and slowly growing abusive and more controlling and narcissistic would have been a much better fit for the author.

@IsmailofeRegime

6 жыл бұрын

It also would have been better at discussing morality and how Catholics should interact with society, rather than just "good Catholic girl uses powers for good."

@eriktruchinskas3747

6 жыл бұрын

tecdog15 soooo akira?

@leongkinwai9709

6 жыл бұрын

It would straight up be a more interesting concept/plotline than what is implied this book actually is.

@lastswordfighter

5 жыл бұрын

Dude this author can so be trolled by swapping out images of Thersa for when Satan was depicted as a spoiled teenage girl on South Park.

@deviantartguy0

5 жыл бұрын

I've only seen a similar idea in a Japanese hentai manga I quickly lost interest. NOT EVEN MORE PROPERLY DRAWN BOOBIES MAKES THIS IDEA BEARABLE!

how one man faced off an entire internet army truly quite a battle

@clunkwestweed4541

5 жыл бұрын

@Nob the Knave It really doesn't. Frustration with someone being ignorant has nothing to do with ego.

@Bootystank99659

4 жыл бұрын

REJECTOR1 I keep seeing giorno giovanas everywhere The jojos like down the rabbit hole?

@mrniceguystylehigh

4 жыл бұрын

@Nob the Knave lmao this. all those hours spent arguing with a bad author whose book would have been buried so far down the deep pit of amazon books that no one could find it unless they'd heard of it by word of mouth, but here we are with a KZread vid cuz all the 'tisms kiddos had to be "right" and "btfo" of some random tard with a book to sell

@spookyaccounttowatchnexpoo6581

4 жыл бұрын

kirk hammetts left pinkie finger kono giorno giovanna

@yellowblanka6058

4 жыл бұрын

He had god and the paper-thin characters from his book fighting by his side.....victory was assured.

Is it wrong that I kinda love the covers? They're so terrible that they end up being completely unique and interesting all over again.

@aresblanque9916

2 жыл бұрын

Same tho

@evantambolang3052

Жыл бұрын

The picture reminds me of every mural I saw on old restaurants

I actually think Norman would have a wonderful career as an "Outsider" visual artist. I genuinely love his sense of composition and feel like it could do great with the right art market spin. Look no further than Henry Darger and his Vivian Girls to see the parallels.

Norman's ego makes Gilgamesh look like a humble saint.

@Thedodogos

4 жыл бұрын

And Gilgamesh had the skills to back up his ego.

@TheBonkleFox

4 жыл бұрын

hey don't insult Greg like that!

The way he describes Theresa makes her look like a blatant mary sue.

@user-ii8od4wu5p

7 жыл бұрын

Wow, are you a genius?

@blurhikari6545

7 жыл бұрын

Certified Genius from Hasambin University, mind you.

@gunmunz

7 жыл бұрын

She gives the chick from My Immortal a run for her money

@Eshray

7 жыл бұрын

Conspiracy Theory: Empress Theresa is actually the spiritual sequel to My Immortal

@scallysnix.2975

7 жыл бұрын

Blur Hikari Aww, dats a cute picture!

rewatching this in 2021. my favourite part is when norman defends his book by quoting characters from his own book.

The best thing that can be said about the cover art is that it isn’t AI generated

@Sxcheschka

7 ай бұрын

AI generated would have been infinitely better anyways.

So basically, Empress Theresa is a what if: the Ultimate Mary-Sue existed.

@Maksie0

5 жыл бұрын

You might even say she's the Virgin Mary Sue

@HeroAndReporter

4 жыл бұрын

Maksie0 Take this... *Gives a like* And get out!

"This new cover took him three months to paint." Oof

@corganfaller5579

5 жыл бұрын

I want to assume it's from when it was started to finish. Not the time he worked on it. It "takes me a week" for a painting, even if there's a 5 day gap where I do nothing to it.

@TheCorrodedMan

5 жыл бұрын

My sister paints better in a handful of hours then this guy does in months.

@blackishpariah

5 жыл бұрын

My dog paints in a handful of hours many more moose than select northern states.

@greatpower6063

5 жыл бұрын

lol Three months he never got back. I'd be angry too.

@PastelRay

5 жыл бұрын

I could do this paint better in an hour with my left hand

The quote about infinite mercy (4:25) is high class poetry. Probably also ten times more eloquent than any sentence found in Empress Theresa.

Unpopular opinion but I think the covers are actually kinda fire. They have an uncannyness I really enjoy. Norman never intended that effect, but still

_"rejected a hundred ideas over the years, keeping only the very best"_ Which turned out to be the very worst

@stormisuedonym4599

3 жыл бұрын

Don't say that. We don't know what his other ideas were.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeiTV Painfully accurate XD

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormisuedonym4599 And I NEVER want to know, TYVM XD

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. This Theresa-Propaganda inside the books is so exorbitant that I'm inclined to think that all this is real and was just wiped from everyones Memory using Alien-Tech! And now someones tries to bring her back and make Propaganda for her!

@notveryintelligent6239

Жыл бұрын

This was definitely his first idea 💀

Theresa makes Ebony look like a clever and complex character

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

4 жыл бұрын

And she makes Sonichu look more like Arceus in comparison.

@DarylStreete

4 жыл бұрын

I have watched seven and a half hours of krimsonrogue trying to struggle through this book and I can confirm that Theresa is far worse than Ebony. She's the worst character to ever dribble out of the brain of a human being.

@illulamati4651

4 жыл бұрын

@ shes a character in my immortal, which is largely considered the worst fanfiction ever written. it's horrendous. i absolutely recommend it.

@laurarumpe6186

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness. Not Enoby

@ineedabetterpfp2485

4 жыл бұрын

cherry gems “it’s horrendous. i absolutely recommend it.” What a powerful line.

He's almost as egotistical as Chris-Chan... Thinks his work is flawless despite it making no sense and coming across as creepy... And he thinks that criticism is a personal attack.

@Mario87456

3 жыл бұрын

In Norman’s case it’s somehow WORSE

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mario87456 To your info: Krimson Rogue, Cynical Reviews, and Both of them Together, have made each multiple Videos about Empress Theresa and they are very enjoyable.

@Nameless-ln5mr

2 жыл бұрын

Norman also has this obsession with Jeanne D’Arc/Joan of Arc. In that book, and in an essay, he ranted about how Jeanne couldn’t have burned to death, and that she does have a corpse leftover somewhere. He’s so obsessed with that woman, that he did not want to accept the fact that she died a painful death, and got reduced to a pile of ashes! If I remember correctly, on the last of Krimson Rogue’s videos about that book, I, or someone else, made a comment about the game Fate/Grand Order, and how it created an evil knockoff of Jeanne who wanted to use an army of dragons to commit genocide on all French people in retaliation for not saving the real deal when she was marked for execution. The reason this comment was written? Well, the mere fact that Jeanne Alter, an evil version of Jeanne D’Arc exists, would anger Norman to no end, since she’s not a “good Christian girl”!

I'm a Christian. My brother will insult my religion and tell me I'm wrong, making arguments without letting me rebutt them if it is brought up. In history, Christians did awful things in the name of "God" (see the Spanish Inquisition). Somehow, above all of this, Norman has become the single biggest insult to my religion. For pulling off this incredible feat, he has my respect. EDIT: My brother has chilled out almost completely. We don't have problems with that anymore.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

To your info: Krimson Rogue, Cynical Reviews, and Both of them Together, have made each multiple Videos about Empress Theresa and they are very enjoyable...

@None-Trick_Pony

3 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 I can't tell you how many times I've watched Krim's Empress Theresa saga. They're great.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

@@None-Trick_Pony Indeed.

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

@@None-Trick_Pony Literally just now, i found a 2 hour long video from a channel i didnt knew five minutes ago: 'Bean Daddy Mandela'. I really wanna give it a chance BUT HOLY FLUFF, THE MICRO IS A MESS! Its hard to listen... just hard to listen to their voices... Am i a prick for having a problem with that?!

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

@@None-Trick_Pony Oh! I just found someone else who read massively much BUT unlike Krimson and Cynical Reviews, that Person is a MASTER VOICE ACTOR! Hes great to listen to.

Reminds me of Tara's ''My Immortal'' Harry Potter Fanfic, although that came first. ''Stop flemming you prepz!''

@tmtmtlsml

5 жыл бұрын

Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?

@caiosoares2834

5 жыл бұрын

"Her name is not Mary Sue, its Enoby."

@sonaphine

5 жыл бұрын

my immortal remains superior

@narev6569

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I forgot about that! If it wasn't some manner of bizarre performance art, I weep for humanity

@jennyzalduondo6966

5 жыл бұрын

It's also available for sale on amazon. I was just there!

"Powerful but harmless" - that actually sums up a lot of female characters in popular fiction. Genius. That kind of blew my mind.

@SovietRipper

4 жыл бұрын

Anime is full of female characters that could destroy the world if they wanted but they can't do shit without the Protag, who for most of the story tend to be weaker than the over powered female co protagonist

@nxgan1088

4 жыл бұрын

Ok weebs.

@michal31131

4 жыл бұрын

In the book she's literally Anything but harmless.

@alphavolta5038

4 жыл бұрын

What does this even mean? How is that genius?

@dariusallison5333

4 жыл бұрын

I think a character being powerful but harmless would be bad writing because to be harmless you can’t be capable of harm and being powerful inherently means you’re capable of some kind of harm. What would make sense and has been a classic human tale is a character being powerful but peaceful. Being harmless isn’t a choice it’s a condition, to be peaceful is to be someone who could cause harm but is actively deciding not to.

Update from 2023: Norman now is a head writer for Disney / Marvel.

@angelofthedeath2433

Жыл бұрын

Well. Disney just hit their nail of their coffin

@CmdrVoltaire

Жыл бұрын

Please tell me this is a joke…

"Mom, can we have the new Haruhi novel?" "We have Haruhi at home" Haruhi at home:

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

To your info: Krimson Rogue, Cynical Reviews, and Both of them Together, have made each multiple Videos about Empress Theresa and they are very enjoyable.

Criticism is required for every writer. Yes, sometimes it can suck to see something you put a lot of heart not turn out too well, but that’s part of the process! Constructive criticism can do wonders!

@xSeBauTx1248

4 жыл бұрын

I'm enough autistic for difference constructive comments to trolling comments.

@dylantrobaugh4999

4 жыл бұрын

I say this a lot If you can't take criticism you will fail

@ZrankFappaH

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Trobaugh Most people don’t give a fuck about being constructive. They want to tell someone they’re a fat useless piece of shit and how much they suck. Chris Chan proved this. People could’ve just not trolled him and blackmailed him to the point of pure mental deterioration. Trolls are fucking scum.

@JojonathanOliveira

4 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with this, most people just wanna thrash others, take as example the movie The Thing, the critique was so harsh it drove John Carpenter into depression. among the things professional movie critiques said are: 1) "It is too phony to be disgusting. It qualifies only as instant junk." 2) "an exercise in abstract art" 3) "a great barf-bag movie" 4) "It's my contention that John Carpenter was never meant to direct a science-fiction horror movie. Here's some things he'd be better suited to direct: traffic accidents, train wrecks and public flogging." This is anything but constructive, and it came from professionals mind you, now imagine what random trolls on the internet can say.

@ZrankFappaH

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Totally true and sad points! Hollywood is evil. Trolls are evil. Both are free to blackmail, extort, mentally destroy a person; with no repercussions.

those covers are hilarious, they actually got worse. it goes from crappy Indie band album cover, to amateur folk art, to uncanny valley.

@Blindashitmetalasfuck

5 жыл бұрын

Nice user name DEVIN!

@SonOfMeme

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's literally how the uncanny valley works

@halykan

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, for sure - the first cover was a little bland but seemed like an intentional stylistic choice more than monumental incompetence. What follows, though . . .

@gerbert992

5 жыл бұрын

@@Blindashitmetalasfuck l

@pinecone9619

5 жыл бұрын

Uncanny valley. You are funny.

If this guy could publish his story, I think I can publish my stories too. I've worked on mine since I was 8, and it's been a dream of mine to author my ideas and publish them once they're all polished. This story is oddly inspirational. Not cause the story is good, simply because it gives me courage to put my work out there.

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints

9 ай бұрын

Honestly go for it. I managed to publish a novella and right now im working on a full novel, just so I can say I did it.

>Teenage american girl >Happily married bruh

There's a very fine line between "not taking criticism" and "be proud of your work". This guy just crossed it. Twice.

@Ramsey276one

4 жыл бұрын

DAILY

@glumbortango7182

3 жыл бұрын

That's not how crossing a line works, it just cancels out

@a-very-uncreative-handle

3 жыл бұрын

@@glumbortango7182 he crossed the line, then went all the way around the world and crossed it again

@MalfunctionWhocares

3 жыл бұрын

Crossed it twice? He's using the line as a goddamn jump rope at this point, and knowing him he would be completely fucking it up while proclaiming himself to be a pro athlete.

"Worked on the novel for 20 years, rejected a 100 ideas... keeping only the very best" Wow that trash can must have been something for the nose.

@arandompasserby7940

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to read what some of those ideas were.

@Janx14

4 жыл бұрын

@@arandompasserby7940 Seriously, it'd probably sell better than the actual book.

@kritische3959

4 жыл бұрын

Hdofu Fox He had, indeed, wrote from the heart and not from the brain.

I’m tempted to a write a fanfic deconstruction of this thing but I don’t want to get sued and this guy is totally someone who would do that

@brentbutler8563

Ай бұрын

As long as it's parody, you're safe. And you can do nothing in connection with Norman's piece of trash that wouldn't be parody.