A number of people have brought this up, so I think I should mention this: when making this video, I was aware that Jen is still an active soulbonder who has moved on to the Hannibal fandom, but I decided to cut off the video before that point for two reasons. First, my intention was not to talk about Jen, but rather the Final Fantasy House. Second, the video was already pushing 40 minutes, and to cover Jen's further activities would have easily sent it past the 1 hour mark. This would have made the production cycle prohibitively long and the video much less accessible, neither of which I was willing to allow. This does not, however rule out a video about Jen or Tattle-Crime in the future.

@Nomorehero07

6 жыл бұрын

I hope you do consider making a part 2 of this saga! I will love to see how deep it goes!

@AleTitan

6 жыл бұрын

Fredrik Knudsen I would love to hear more about these people. Very fascinating!

@ColeVecsion

6 жыл бұрын

she's a hannibal fan? so exactly when are the half eaten bodies in her basement going to be found?

@brittanyshaughnessy6252

6 жыл бұрын

I would love another part

@DoesCrime

6 жыл бұрын

Part two would be great

There’s a notable lack of Cloud and Sephiroth in this FF7 story.

@fahadalghamdi9316

3 жыл бұрын

that has to be the most bizarre part of the whole thing!

@letto726

2 жыл бұрын

Tifa is missing too :/

@roachdoggjr5647

2 жыл бұрын

They’re clearly too busy being 3 stocked by Pyra/Mythra mains

@bradleypearl2986

2 жыл бұрын

@@roachdoggjr5647 Now its Kazuya mains.

@laguna209

2 жыл бұрын

If cloud and sephiroth were there I imagine that Jen and Hojo would be beaten up by those two lmao

Imagine going to the kitchen to get a carton of milk or something and getting, like, 7 random encounters on the way.

@CeceliaIsAWeeb

6 жыл бұрын

「#1 Schemer」 Final Fantasy in a nutshell

@babalon7778

6 жыл бұрын

「#1 Schemer」 And your cult friend's kid on the milk carton.

@acallbeyond432

6 жыл бұрын

Just equip the Enemy Away materia dude

@sagenerd419

6 жыл бұрын

「#1 Schemer」 🤣

@invalidatemyass

6 жыл бұрын

sometimes you gotta grind for milk. That's life.

Man. . . Zack cant catch a break no matter what dimension he is in.

@kyarabarrion4523

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Soulraven2735

2 жыл бұрын

Hell, he can't even catch a break with Fredrick Knudsen calling him a "minor character"

@satiricalzero

2 жыл бұрын

@@Soulraven2735 Back then (at the time of the story), he was a minor character.

@vrageanalyst2931

2 жыл бұрын

@@Soulraven2735 to be fair, he was quoting the guys post. Which I believe was posted before Crisis Core released but I could be wrong. The guy was still pushing it by saying 'VERY minor' considering how important Zack still is. As someone who is a big fan of Zack, that did bug me quite a bit xD

@niropaxum958

2 жыл бұрын

me gongaga

What's crazy is that by the time he left, it had only been 2 months. The stories make it sound like years. It had to have been the most miserable 2 months of his entire life. Poor dude.

@sifins1579

Жыл бұрын

nah, he totally deserved it, he chose it after all

@randomrobin7773

Жыл бұрын

@@sifins1579 Wow.

@benturner3458

Жыл бұрын

​@@randomrobin7773 yeah that's a bit harsh isn't it lo😂

@vorbo01

Жыл бұрын

​@@randomrobin7773I mean tbf, he left home to give live with some schizo who thought video game characters were real. What did he expect to happen, these people aren't stable lmao

@JelloFluoride

Жыл бұрын

​@@benturner3458... Not really. A grown man playing Final Fantasy pretend time? Unless you're a schizo, that's a problem you've walked directly into.

I know this sounds weird, but this video has helped me realise I am actually the reincarnation of the right hand paddle from Pong.

@FrankLoon

6 жыл бұрын

"I know how you feel, man." - *NBA Jam CPU*

@lesterramos6468

6 жыл бұрын

What's it like having your face hit by a square ball every time?

@jamesflames6987

6 жыл бұрын

@Zarxxis, I actually find it to be a form of exquisite sexual ecstasy.

@anduro7448

5 жыл бұрын

feel you , replace the roght hand paddle from pong with Heavy weapons guy from TF2

@fernisplant

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesflames6987 A-are you my match? The one I've been longing for my whole life? You might not see it yet, b-but it's me... Left Hand Paddle.

I'm 27, single, and I work in a deli for $13/hour. My life isn't glamorous, but watching this makes me feel like I'm doing something right.

@throwawayaccount9141

5 жыл бұрын

I work fast food and I earn more than you, what the fuck is that third world country pay?

@DarkAngelOfTexas

5 жыл бұрын

@@throwawayaccount9141 I also eat $200 worth of free food a week, so we call it even. I only go to the grocery store for fun.

@DarkAngelOfTexas

5 жыл бұрын

@@decem_sagittae you have a good point, and I do want to earn that degree. I've been in college three times. Quit on the first attempt because I chose something I wasn't interested in after being medically discharged from the marine corps for night blindness. Dad died during the next attempt so I had a meltdown and quit. Third attempt I tried to take seriously, but I quit again after making a D in a class that I needed a C in to get the credit toward the degree. The first and third time I was balancing jobs and I was a teenager or in my early twenties during this time. These are lame excuses, I know, but school was never my favorite thing to endure anyway.

@throwawayaccount9141

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarkAngelOfTexas well shiieeet, Can't beat free food. My apologies sir.

@charliemcqueen2023

5 жыл бұрын

Hey colorado human, I'm also a Colorado human, and I'll tell you, pay rates around here are garbage so you're still doing great. Life ain't a straight line.

we should give a shoutout to Cid, the guy doesn't even believe in the shit but visits every now and again to help people break free

@poon_don

Жыл бұрын

Even the name is sort of fitting, my man is trying to help transport those poor souls the fuck out of there. It's no airship, but something like that

@staringcorgi6475

11 ай бұрын

@@poon_donthe kh cid helped the protags go to other worlds

@oniplus4545

10 ай бұрын

to be fair, if cid wasn't there, one of them could have actually went insane

@RoachDogg_JR

9 ай бұрын

Cid is the true hero of this story.

@ninjabluefyre3815

8 ай бұрын

​@@RoachDogg_JRThat's what we call irony.

Imagine being soulbonded to a Goomba.

@TheSlammurai

2 жыл бұрын

I bet that person lets people step all over them. I'll see myself out.

@bradleypearl2986

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSlammurai Lmao, you've earned my like.

@andracatheduckking257

2 жыл бұрын

this would actually make a lot of sense for me. someone do the ritual with me

@bradleypearl2986

2 жыл бұрын

@@andracatheduckking257 Instructions unclear, you are now bonded to the Doomslayer.

@hershelroswell

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSlammurai this comment made me say "oh my god shut up" out loud, which means you've earned the bad pun seal of approval

Early 2000s internet was basically just that place on the edge of the map that said “here be dragons”

@MeepChangeling

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It was wonderful. I much prefer ti to the current net where everything is just mundane, normal, boring, or highly political. I wish their was some kind of browser plugin that would switch ou between the normal net and a "subset" which was just full of all the weird stuff.

@m4xwellmurd3r

5 жыл бұрын

The internet before social media sites gobbled up everything was really interesting

@MagicHamsta

5 жыл бұрын

@7678687678686 9890809809808 Also before the rise of better search engines it was much easier to stumble upon one of these newly popped up sites. Now Google tailors search results so most people are within a safe bubble of facebook, reddit, etc. .......That latin suicide cult sure did put a lot of work into that website. o_o'

@karniferous

5 жыл бұрын

@@MeepChangeling you're looking for the deep web forums gl

@newgreen956

5 жыл бұрын

there be crazys

"Lots of people cannot understand me because I have such a high intellect it is beyond their grasp" Sarah was a fan of Rick & Morty before it was cool

@Blindashitmetalasfuck

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was Based Momma?

@CJCroen1393

4 жыл бұрын

Bet Rick is one of the souls she "bonded" with.

@ThePeacePlant

4 жыл бұрын

People have been saying this for yearrrrs. Humans aren't all that different

@Arcane_Digital

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Beddoe It’s extremely exhausting having 140 iq tits, I guess that’s exceptional or something? 😂😂 I’ve also heard through the grapevine she banged Wizard of Cause while Mundane Matt Jarbo spanked it. If that isn’t where trailer parks come from, I don’t know where.

@Advent3546

4 жыл бұрын

And cringy

Let this be a lesson: if you wanna join a house full of FF7 larpers, make sure there's a Tifa being a good influence on them

@D0NU75

Жыл бұрын

I'd say someone noticeably not showering while also being hard into larping is a flag so red it makes satan look like a pair of pale blushing buttcheeks

@the1stwing

Жыл бұрын

And a Barret keeping them in check

@vwts

Жыл бұрын

That’s probably a totally different house. The one in the video was a bunch of people LARPing as toxic villains, what else would you expect

@kadenstimpson3167

Жыл бұрын

call me an italian representative the way i need tifa in my life

@Jayyemi

Жыл бұрын

Also if you're going to join a bunch of larpers, maybe steer clear of the group where the leaders believe that they're some of the main antagonists of the game

Imagine self harming so much you can tell when a cut is deep or shallow. Hope a brudda is doing good.

@fahadalghamdi9316

2 жыл бұрын

I mean the poor guy already had a lot of symptoms of psychological trauma and abuse, the dead giveaway that he was a very heavy drinker. Then ending up wit that crazy cult definitely made it worse, I hope he got the help he needed.

@BradyPostma

2 жыл бұрын

I've worked with suicidal teens a bit. I can tell the difference, too. Creepy, tho.

@SonovKaos

2 жыл бұрын

Who can't tell the difference between a deep and shallow cut

@kariissmol9172

2 жыл бұрын

a deep cut doesn't really scab over for hours and bleed like a bitch, while shallow cuts sometimes refuse to bleed at all.

@brovid-19

2 жыл бұрын

I really really hope you just trolled all these folks

Its funny how they think that they are some of the main/minor characters and not the random soldier who got killed at disc 2

@SlavoidUkr

4 жыл бұрын

Funny how that works)

@bogartwilley

4 жыл бұрын

Ok I've only played past the 1st disc once but I don't remember a soldier getting killed in disc 2, how soon after Aerith's Death Scene is this?

@daredrogers3884

4 жыл бұрын

@Moist Tony Hush, edgelord.

@SaintSC05

4 жыл бұрын

@@daredrogers3884 Hush, white knight

@AlecMader

4 жыл бұрын

Of course. That would be lame.

"one roommate demanded that the soul-binders be ejected, but Matt wanted to gawk at the ritual. So they stood in the kitchen and ate pizza." Glorious

@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble

5 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to make an animation, or gather a bunch of actors to re-enact this ritual, it would be glorious

@dominoamutare4160

5 жыл бұрын

Curiosity is a powerful motivator

@yieschu

5 жыл бұрын

I'm definitely a Matt kin

@DriscolDevil

5 жыл бұрын

"They held them to a chair and forced them to watch then rape eachother" Not sure how much better any of you people are when all you hear about this story is memey jokes.

@DriscolDevil

5 жыл бұрын

@@minisciencedude look up the definition of rape. Also, why make that assumption based on the info given? She straight up talked about drugging members to force them to have sex.

This is by far my favourite internet story. The fact it happened over 20 years ago but has so much information behind it still accessible today is a miracle, considering “old internet” stories are often lost to the ether. Makes me wonder how many other batshit insane stories are out there from those days that we may never hear of again because someone didn’t bother documenting it.

@stationarygore

11 ай бұрын

epic nekojiru icon

I seriously thought this was going to be a 40 minute documentary about that creepy house you had to battle in Midgar in the first disk of the game. And I was genuinely excited to see what crazy conspiracy theories people had come up with.

@PartnershipsForYou

2 жыл бұрын

I thought your name was “Christian stoner”

@sigmatheta9399

10 ай бұрын

hell house?

@aidanhammer6968

9 ай бұрын

@@sigmatheta9399no, crackhouse

@gullinbursti

8 ай бұрын

lol me too. not what i expected holy shit

>College freshman >Heavy drinker Why did you just say the same thing twice?

@wilburdemitel8468

6 жыл бұрын

T H E E D G E

@TheAmubis

6 жыл бұрын

man, being half aluminum must be lightweighted

@AlanaBananaCanada

5 жыл бұрын

Har har har

@AlanaBananaCanada

5 жыл бұрын

Dad joke

@JurzGarz

5 жыл бұрын

Token goody-two-shoes here, I was never drunk my entire freshman year of college.

Anyone who's obsessed with Hojo is a red flag up front.

@Lishadra

4 жыл бұрын

Aren’t some of his experiments like... r*pe experiments?

@CrystalJupiter

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lishadra yeah, attempted, with aerith and...red xiii. and lucrecia? although I dont know the entire story on that one.

@Bongobert

4 жыл бұрын

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

@garfoofian8507

4 жыл бұрын

@blackrave404 r*pe is combanation of rhyme and rhythm. It is a very popular music form gaining fame in the 90s

@diamondmetal3062

4 жыл бұрын

Who the FUCK would have Hojo as their husbando? It’s one thing if he looked nice like Sephiroth, but he looks like Voldemort on a bad hair day and has a personality only Mengele would love.

This deserves it's own Netflix series -- the complete series opposite of _Friends_ .

@caitlinsnowfrost8244

2 жыл бұрын

Enemies?

@mediocrebanters

2 жыл бұрын

@@caitlinsnowfrost8244 Yeah, something like it. Needs a better show title though so it can distinguish itself from other series. Content wise, they can expand the script & plot for enhanced spicy craziness 😁

@torrashinjiro4196

Жыл бұрын

@@caitlinsnowfrost8244 🎶I won't be there for youuu🎶

@skeletonking2501

Жыл бұрын

So Seinfield?

@samwon5099

Жыл бұрын

There's already a series like that: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

jen was literally just like "you? gongaga"

"You stole my crystals and doujinshi" is now officially the weirdest shit I've ever read in my entire life

@bluchicken_995

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander the real question is who the fuck buys non-digital dōjinshi, or buys dōjinshi at all? Just use the internet like everyone else

@sessena7919

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluchicken_995 I go to a con regularly where you can buy them on the side during auctions which is pretty popular.

@eddroasting3730

4 жыл бұрын

@@teddyfresh9605 nice

@thatbacon4104

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluchicken_995 to support the creators cause im pretty sure they won't make more shit if they can't earn money from them

@6000hall

4 жыл бұрын

NOT THE DOJIN!

imagine believing you are the reincarnation of Zack Fair and think you can trust living safely around "Hojo" and "Jenova" LOL

@tr4nsg0th1ca

3 жыл бұрын

Anything is possible when you've got college freshman stress combined with liberal amounts of booze.

@spencykings3182

3 жыл бұрын

@@tr4nsg0th1ca also, insane amounts of psychological abuse

@citizenvulpes4562

3 жыл бұрын

@@tr4nsg0th1ca and LSD

@raioh4747

3 жыл бұрын

@@citizenvulpes4562 not how LSD works

@GrandMasterPeep

3 жыл бұрын

You’d be surprised how underdeveloped adults are because of psychological abuse as children. We don’t put enough effort in the mental health issues that plague the entire world

Jen has all the hallmarks of being the typical cult leader. She picks on a certain kind of vulnerable people she knows she can appeal to, and picks an obscure activity as the centre of the cult to make her followers believe they are in on something special in order to strengthen the bonds of the group.

@VHSo_o

Ай бұрын

well... she *is* Jenova.

"The world needs us to conquer evil" If you believe you're the reincarnation of JENOVA, I got some bad news for you.

@kyarabarrion4523

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Araneus21

2 жыл бұрын

for a parasite feeding off other organisms, those organisms fighting back is the EVIL

@TonySpike

Ай бұрын

Even calls herself a Cetra ...witch Jenova is not 😂

The scariest part to me is that Zack said that Jen *had a babysitting job.* Imagine entrusting this lunatic with your kids, having no idea who she is.

@MagpieDynamics

3 жыл бұрын

She must not have stunk quite so hard and been wearing other clothes at the time.

@thomasleavey5302

3 жыл бұрын

I mean she did lose it

@Warsie

3 жыл бұрын

someone in one of this videos said they knew her and said "in early 2000s, in the place they lived in, she didn't really stand out" as the college town was full of punks, emos, skaters, and proto-weebs, stoners and they hung out at a nearby arcade sometimes. So her wearing a lab coat and being a FF7 fan was 'meh'. EDIT: found it. @altec surtan said "I use to work at the north Atherton-walmart back then. Renee use to come in at night to go shopping and yes she would dress as Hojo. I can not recall anybody with her. She did not stink and was very talkative and normal beside her dress code. Granted we had short chats about video games especially about Final Fantasy seven and the theory it was based on Earth. State College back then was still grungy and had character, play-land was still active filled with stoned kids and cigarette smoke, nirvana's closet was on it last leg. Coffee shops and Asian restaurants. There was all kinds of weirdos back then, so she never stood out compared to the other the goths, punks, proto weebs and skaters. This really fucks with my head, never would of guessed what a hot mess she and her friends were behind closed doors. "

@udednow

3 жыл бұрын

@@Warsie thats Renee/Hojo, not Jen

@Warsie

3 жыл бұрын

@@udednow Renee is the more chill person I take it? Not the person who set up the Group.

I don’t get it. If you believe yourself to be a FF7 character, why would you trust Hojo and Jenova?

@ariezon

5 жыл бұрын

the author could be thinking this way, they cannot be evil just because their ancestors are.

@pao5563

5 жыл бұрын

for extreme foreshadowing

@ariezon

5 жыл бұрын

@@pao5563 extra plot twist

@turtleanton6539

5 жыл бұрын

Looool

@hozz1014

5 жыл бұрын

Seems like a goddamn calamity to me.

So... She claimed to be Jenova, and nobody thought for a moment that she was evil? ._. It's not like Hojo is such a sweetheart either, you know...

@Mechabang

2 жыл бұрын

Red flags! Get your red flags here!

@Viteaification

9 ай бұрын

the red flag was big enough to cover the state. why roommate with an evil being???

@captainweekend5276

3 ай бұрын

@@Viteaification When you see that the main two weren't that bad looking, it seems like the motivation for a lot of these guys was to hopefully bone either or both of them. Guys back then who were really into stuff like final fantasy were not typically also good with women, and alt girls have always had a reputation for being easy.

@unmessable12

Ай бұрын

@@captainweekend5276 Did they not smell like shit and refuse to bathe? That'd bring a 10 down to a 2 or 1 real goddamn fast

I mean, this story brings the phrase ‘Zack Fair deserved better’ to a whole other level...

I'm soulbonded to Paul Blart mall cop.

@Atomastos

5 жыл бұрын

Hey! Me too. Let's start a cult.

@bikk7782

5 жыл бұрын

I'm soulbonded to Paul Blart foreskin

@m0ncherii

5 жыл бұрын

We all are

@Will-yw2ed

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@gabrielbolinder-skanfors5328

5 жыл бұрын

Wait... is this you? kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIJ60bGBeZzPeto.html

Can't believe they put the final fantasy house as a boss in the remake

@posthumanoid

4 жыл бұрын

It was prophecied in the original game with the random encounter of the "haunted house" enemy. It was a mistranslation of "stank house."

@unity-of-being

4 жыл бұрын

Manny Fontes you won the comment section with this one LMFAOOOO

@gbrincks

4 жыл бұрын

The true Hellhouse was the friends we made along the way.

@GreenH0cker

4 жыл бұрын

i was actually wishing there was something more creative with it... like an actual building you had to navigate where some fucked up people lived (or wanted you to clear out so they could live in there). If the devs had been aware of this story, Hell House could have been a MUCH better thing in FF7R

@Mikey-zj8bn

3 жыл бұрын

There was a boss fight with a house in the original right?

“The very minor character Zack from Final Fantasy 7…” Wow, this IS an old internet story.

So, Jena is actually a pretty good Jenovah, as in: perfect cult leader, thinks shes some god, manipulates so well she manages to ruin everyones life just for snacks

Imagine being Jenova. An all powerful alien that travels from planet to planet, sucking the life out of them. You had the power to destroy worlds with ease. Then you die and get resurrected as some random human girl with no powers whatsoever that lives in a pigsty. Not the most glorious end, huh?

@paulhairston6759

4 жыл бұрын

Grand Salamancer now Jenova travels from apartment to apartment sucking the money out of her roommate’s bank accounts.

@daredrogers3884

4 жыл бұрын

Well I'm assuming shes the bad guy of the game so I would say its a deserving end.

@MaVoelk

4 жыл бұрын

Now I believe she is a reincarnate! Haha, this was her punishment. Reminds me of that anime, I think it’s called... The devils a part-timer

@Riko_KP

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulhairston6759 ...And has the power to destroy lives with ease.

@jesusvilla5907

4 жыл бұрын

@@MaVoelk the devil ended up being a nice guy tho

After a point this stops having anything to do with FF7, and just becomes about an extremely manipulative, toxic person.

@Terestrasz

4 жыл бұрын

I was in contact with Jen back in the day. (Before this happened) I was only 13. Yes, she was extremely manipulative and toxic. She was trying to get me to give her my phone number, trying to keep me up late at night, and saying bad things about my family when they made me get off the computer. Fortunately I was on the other side of the country. And yes, she assigned me a character from FF7.

@Aeroshifter

4 жыл бұрын

Out of morbid curiosity, who did you get?

@Terestrasz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aeroshifter She assigned me 'Yuffie'.

@sickomode2761

4 жыл бұрын

Terestrasz sure bro

@Chaotic4Neutral

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

People talk pretty unhealthily about neurodivergence a lot, and others rightfully pick them up on victimising people because they happen to think or behave differently. I think there's a lot of discussion to be had about where 'mental illness' and pity end and 'abuse' starts. I think the line is just that: at the point where you 'being yourself' is abuse to others - destroying their property, controlling their lives, refusing to contribute or aid those around you - is the point where you can no longer claim you're just neurodivergent and should be treated with respect. There are people who are heavily autistic or have other 'disorders' who are perfectly capable of understanding and interacting with society, but society doesn't accept them because they act weird, or don't express themselves the way others do. Especially when things like therapy and medication clearly help you coexist with others without abuse, you can't claim to just 'think differently' and get a pass for abusive behaviour. I suppose it's important for people to know this so they don't get sucked into codependent (or worse) relationships with people who try to co-opt messages of tolerance to get away with abuse. If someone in your life is hurting you like this, get out and get help.

@skyflaks6380

Жыл бұрын

Well said

@Bootystank99659

Жыл бұрын

I honestly hate when kin community weirdos blame this behavior or being heavily delusional on mental disability because it just makes everyone else look bad and gives people that treats them unfairly more ammo

@1snivy10

Жыл бұрын

Preacg

@1snivy10

Жыл бұрын

Oh of course I make a god damn typo

@brderlad

Жыл бұрын

exactly! throughout the video i was thinking that these people (especially jen) seem like theyre possibly nd and mentally ill if they have these intense delusions, but consistently refusing help or fighting people who tell you that something’s wrong just shows that it’s turned into straight up abuse. i know several really nice & genuine people who have delusional attachments to characters, so its definitely not just the neurodivergence - the ppl in the vid were malicious as well. i really do hope that they eventually got some sort of help and stopped abusing/scamming people.

It brings me so much joy to see the internet discover the horror that is the average State College living arrangement.

@zallman7526

6 ай бұрын

😂

Coming from someone who is a fan of the actual game (in a way that doesn’t make me think I’m one of the characters in it), Jenova has no personality or character besides from being a big eldritch abomination that you fight. Honestly can see why this psycho related to it.

@letorion7143

4 жыл бұрын

Probably by being someone who has no personality or character besides from being a big eldritch abomination that fights you.

@lolrus5555

3 жыл бұрын

@blackrave404 Now, I'm not FF7 expert, but I was under the impression that during the original FF7, Sephiroth was basically speaking through parts of Jenova that he shaped to look like him, and that he did all this mentally from his Materia cocoon in the northern crater.

@konnermorris1753

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolrus5555 this was a lot of words that probably meant something. Real talk tho. Aeris dying is a good plot twist.

@nightponyinrface6009

3 жыл бұрын

seriously.... is this "Jen" not locked away in a hospital by now?

@Tegan_The_Nobody

3 жыл бұрын

@blackrave404 yes because sadly most of them were at least back in the day and now its near to impossible to put someone away no matter how crazy they are.

Reading this has made me come to the conclusion that I’m a reincarnation of the L block in tetris

@evanhutchinson9206

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you found a place to fit in in this world

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

4 жыл бұрын

And I am the reincarnation of a Burmy. Screw the better, stronger, or more popular Pokemon out there, I am better because I can change my cocoon coating.

@sixhunna66

4 жыл бұрын

hey bro lomg time no see! rememeber me? i am the cube block we had an awesome time back then!

@otaking3582

4 жыл бұрын

The way that the comment is formated on my phone made me think you were talking L from Death Note And now I have something to add to my list of "crossovers I never knew I wanted to see"

@EXbobomb

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the board it's played on, hello brother! Want to move in? Wait, do you have money?

When I was young, I had a friend who's mother fell for a cult leader. She invited the guy over to our house one night and I remember him having the darkest vibe of anyone I've ever met. My friends mom ended up leaving her husband and moving him and his brother to a commune in the middle of the desert with a bunch of other people. I dont know the details, but apparently it got really bad. I visited my former friend years later and he was not the same person, the ordeal had taken a serious toll on him. This story just proves that these kind of things happen more often than you'd like to think.

@marcar9marcar972

Жыл бұрын

No they don’t. Sad what happened to your friend but wouldn’t call it common.

@Chaotic4Neutral

11 ай бұрын

@@marcar9marcar972 You're the only person who used the word common.

@asmrtpop2676

7 ай бұрын

@@marcar9marcar972You just told on yourself

Honestly more than anything the Final Fantasy House is just sad. These people probably had horrible childhoods and fled to these characters, games, and their imagination as a way to cope with such a bad upbringing, and just never properly grew up. I hope Jen moves on some day, and I truly hope the best for her.

@xXluluchanelXx

7 ай бұрын

In my experience knowing people like this during the same time period, a LOT of them were young people from upper-middle class families whose parents just did not pay any attention to them. so not really abuse so much a form of neglect but this is why you need to have a relationship with your kids.

@melodybaoin1425

Ай бұрын

​​@@xXluluchanelXx Sorry for the late response but these actually checked some boxes in Jen's background. There was an article from a site called the human exception where the reporters interviewed one of Jen's former boyfriends. Apparently she came from a well off family with a big name and a big local business. Of course, she has lots of issues most of it stemming from her father as well as her time in boarding school ( her friend Mela actually confided in this).

"Some items are magical. That doesn't mean you can have every single one." -my DM when I'm already attuned to 3 items

@jimmyelkordy3752

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Deming roll to eat the DM

@souffle-d-eclair

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyelkordy3752 20

@miaouew

4 жыл бұрын

dunjons and dragons are gay

@casteanpreswyn7528

4 жыл бұрын

@@miaouew I'm pretty sure you don't know what any of those words mean...

@miaouew

4 жыл бұрын

@@casteanpreswyn7528 you're mom dosent

Weird how every single otherkin is soulbonded to a really interesting character, innit? None of them goes, "Yeah, I'm actually Ragnur from Skyrim. He's an unremarkable man who works at a general store. In the evenings he goes back to his small home, drinks alone and falls asleep. This cycle repeats every single day." ... Actually that is a pretty accurate description of my life. Am I an otherkin?

@doktorwyvern2883

6 жыл бұрын

Buster Jostrand Jokes on you, I'm an otherkin of a Lovecraft story protagonist, and thus, the epitome of useless to reality.

@riidenlieko

6 жыл бұрын

The people kinning small-scale characters are the best; there’s no story, personality, background, NOTHING to latch onto, so basically they’re projecting their own being onto a character they wish they were. Kinception, if you will. Voiceless visual novel protags are one hell of a drug.

@12345678900987659101

6 жыл бұрын

There's no Ragnur in Skyrim. Your saying your non-existent then. That's pretty edgy.

@nedimgery-buyukyuksel513

6 жыл бұрын

Doktor Wyvern Jokes on you, I'm an otherkin of that one dude in the tower you see briefly on Yavin IV in Star Wars who points something at an incoming spaceship, the epitome of useless to reality

@wateringcan2

6 жыл бұрын

Hojo and Zack are both pretty minor, no?

I actually ran into Renee back when she was in Utah. It was a touch-and-go encounter in the local library, but the "girl-who-thinks-she's-Hojo" always sat in the back of my mind as an odd encounter. I'm glad I found your channel and remembered this and even gladder that it was only a touch-and-go encounter.

@dougr8646

6 ай бұрын

No you didn't

@meta_taco9947

6 ай бұрын

Were you there? @@dougr8646

@SyfoMan

5 ай бұрын

@@meta_taco9947 Nice made-up story.

@Probably_Gonna_Die

3 ай бұрын

​@@SyfoMan How can you be so sure it's fake? Imagine believing everything you read is fake. Stuff like this really does happen and if you don't believe it, maybe it's time to get out more and experience life.

oh my god, when i was 14 or 15 i was groomed by the lunatics just like these. person who believed they were reincarnated as a child and a couple of other characters, and her friend. holy shit i never knew someone went through something similar. luckily they lived far away from me, and when i turned 18 they lost interest in me, but it's done so much damage to me. im still a little bit scared some of them will visit me one day.

@enmunap

Жыл бұрын

They won't, they'll find other victims because they don't actively think about it they just act on a dumb urge they've gotten used to

@rigerous8726

8 ай бұрын

Sorry you went through that man. Dont worry your safe now

@REMfakeplastictrees

8 ай бұрын

@@rigerous8726why are you giving him a false sense of security? They have his ip address dude

@xXluluchanelXx

7 ай бұрын

I'm glad you made it out! I knew people like this too, in the periphery of my friend group (same era as the Final Fantasy house, early 00s.) To me, it seemed super common at the time, because I went to a lot of cons and met all kinds of socially awkward, upper-middle class kids whose parents were just not paying attention to them. a lot of them went this direction.

*Clear red flags* *moves in* okay

@anduro7448

5 жыл бұрын

Lets see where this goes... it ill be fun

@cornpop7521

4 жыл бұрын

When your wearing rose tinted glasses, red flags just look like flags.

@animatedink2529

4 жыл бұрын

I'd be out the door the nano-second Hojo was mentioned. Like no, absolutely no

@ouroboros5656

4 жыл бұрын

@@cornpop7521 God, damn.

@snosibsnob3930

4 жыл бұрын

Alcohol will do that to ya

The most unbelievable part of all of this is that they cut him down to one hour a week at a grocery store.

@suprcrzy

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously. Who the fuck would even entertain that? If you cut my shift down to one hour a week, im robbing the fucking store when we close tonight!

@ML-tr1hz

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like when I worked at GameStop lol

@joshwatkins3564

4 жыл бұрын

This is exactly the reason I left my job. Got down to about 5 hours a week and I just stopped showing up

@simegasims5743

4 жыл бұрын

BRUH

@bawlout9367

4 жыл бұрын

Even when my job gets slow(I'm a waiter) and I only get 3 days a week (15-18 hours) I start thinking about selling drugs , and other semi legit side hustles, I could never even think of coming to a job for JUST 60 MINS.

Man, FF7R Part 2 took the story in a completely different direction than the original. Also ironic given that there’s an enemy/boss in FF7 literally called “Hell House”

@brovid-19

2 жыл бұрын

I like that I got the platinum trophy 2 weeks after the game came out. 220 hours and one smashed controller. never again

Fun Fact Chris O'Neil from OneyPlays was actually one of the members of the FF House.

@gallibon1319

2 жыл бұрын

Oh really? I'd like to know more on this.

@catcrimes80

Жыл бұрын

@@gallibon1319 He was apart of it till abuncha trolls on Newgrounds (which he was super active at the time) called him out on it and became remorseful and told him to get outa there and he did.

@samkuperman9035

Жыл бұрын

@@catcrimes80 do you have a source for any of this? Genuinely asking, not being snarky

@catcrimes80

Жыл бұрын

@@samkuperman9035 Sources are for Beta Cucks with smelly long fingers. Only a Giga Boss Level Chad pounces on Misinformation with no such trinket like Sources

@samkuperman9035

Жыл бұрын

@@catcrimes80 based and real, my mistake

The moral of this story is: don't move in with random people you've only talked to online. "Jen" sounds like a classic narcissistic sociopath.

@Anonymous-54545

4 жыл бұрын

Sounded like NPD/BPD mix to me.

@middleclassbogan9741

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-54545 dunno my last ex was pretty bpd and this jen chick is leagues of extra crazy

@Anonymous-54545

4 жыл бұрын

@@middleclassbogan9741 i agree that something additional is going on, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have BPD too. people with BPD can be a variety of personality types and levels of crazy like anyone. I'm just saying that out of the cluster-B personality disorders, I don't think NPD+ASPD is the right combo.

@A.Tips.306

4 жыл бұрын

​@@middleclassbogan9741 Right but did you guys live together (Without parents) or dated separately with parents? It's definitely NPD but possibly BPD, Sociopath or Psychopath. You can't ever fully tell until you guys live together and no one to rely dependently on. Additionally BPDs tend to behave more softly if they date full blown NPDs.

@middleclassbogan9741

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-54545 haven't lived with my family in about a decade, spent almost 5 years living with her

3:28 "He was met at the bus stop by Hojo, wearing a lab coat." That's when I knew I was in for something...

@anduro7448

5 жыл бұрын

He was in for some *_SCIENCE_* ! or atleast that is what he thought...

@yourbrainonegg159

5 жыл бұрын

He was in for a wild ride he could not comprehend

@anthonyplatero1147

4 жыл бұрын

🤡🌍🤣

@cosmosofinfinity

4 жыл бұрын

I would very much like to see pictures of them out in town with lab coats

@yellowblanka6058

4 жыл бұрын

*turns around and gets back on bus*

If anyone ever doubts that we have a mental health crisis in the US, show them this shit.

In FF7 lore, Jenova was eventually decapitated by Hojo for experimentation. Be careful what you wish for, Jen.

@elevate07

Жыл бұрын

Oh come on Hojo didn't do it. She was headless when he found her.

“Lots of people cannot understand me because I have such a high intellect it is beyond their grasp” ah yes, I see... it was Sarah who formed the modern Rick and Morty fandom....

@dokonaut

6 жыл бұрын

wait, wasnt that Aeris/Sarah who said that?

@modernotaku1764

6 жыл бұрын

blashga27 you might just be right. I’m trying to go through the video quickly to find where it was said, but a 40 minute long video makes it hard to find one line...

@dokonaut

6 жыл бұрын

Found it, 24:21. yeah its sarah/aeris saying it. lol whatever, sorry to be so nit-picky :) have a nice day

@modernotaku1764

6 жыл бұрын

blashga27 nah don’t worry. I commented before the end of the video and I think at that point I was expecting the outcome to be that Sarah WAS Jen. That’s what I get for commenting before I got all the info.

@ImmaLittlePip

6 жыл бұрын

Did she get her sauce

This is why I don't laugh at the fictionkin boom on tumblr. A lot of impressionable, often mentally ill kids, being told by adults sometimes twice their age that they knew each other in a past life or were lovers in a past life and need to date/move closer to each other/be loyal to each other? Yeah, this is where this shit leads. It's not all about the lulz, it's about abusing people under the guise of love and community. This is just one case. There are so, so many more.

@KevinoftheCosmos

5 жыл бұрын

I never found any of this kind of stuff to be funny. Interesting and mildly terrifying though? Absolutely.

@jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071

5 жыл бұрын

This has a name nowadays- it's called grooming.

@krpajda

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't laughing at them be a kind of a solution to the problem? Kids do not want to be ridiculed, and it's probably the easiest way to get them to realize the people they are interacting with them are not good influence. On top of that it's actually kind of funny how ridiculous some of those communities get, and people tend to share funny things, making the victim more likely to see the message.

@konsklik449

5 жыл бұрын

@@krpajda I don't think so, they won't realise you are laughing at them for making a fool of themselves but rather because you aren't special, smart or whatever to understand them. You'll most likely get a Sarah response "Lots of people cannot understand me because I have such high intellect it is beyond their grasp". Also I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of this stems from a desire to be unique and important, the fulfilment of that could overshadow the embarrassment of being ridiculed.

@victorsyoutube

5 жыл бұрын

As someone who was abused at a very impressionable age under the guise of otherkin community? 100% agree. Though I feel like there isn’t anything /Inherently/ wrong with the concept of otherkin and connecting with fictional characters in that way there’s So much toxicity and manipulation from the online culture the community creates. The worst part is the fact that abusers can Much easier groom victims by telling a victim that they were important to eachother in their past life to convince them that there’s no need to establish boundaries or build trust before jumping into a serious relationship/friendship. Plus from my experience most people who id with otherkin are lgbt minors (like I was) so altogether a Very impressionable group of people who often seek out support from these online communities they might not be getting irl without realizing they could end up being taken advantage of

Ngl I was in the otherkin community a while back because I thought it was some fandom roleplay thing. I left quickly when I realised how weird ppl there are. One guy on a forum was talking about training himself to walk on all fours like a wolf. Another identified as an oak tree. The fact that half the forum members were also teenagers made it worse. Just what the fk

@michaelrosa9593

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right

@darrens_toyhouse

2 жыл бұрын

People kin with characters because A.) They wanna feel special Or B.) They probably are mentally ill and need to seek help

@TankEngine75

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I'm not in the community but with friends in the community,it's not that bad

@azuki_O

2 жыл бұрын

@Under Thunderbirds QHiw do you roleplay as an oak tree online...?

@blueface9348

2 жыл бұрын

@MYSTIK Imagine escaping your life and choosing to be a tree lmao

First things off, this is a very strong cautionary tale on mental health. Secondly, this is the kind of shit that happens when mental health costs a buttload of money. Third, I have a relative that might be involved in a cult like this, and now I'm wondering if I should check on them.

@Warsie

3 жыл бұрын

So your relative is part of a soulbonding group? Cool...

@jonathansotelo4877

3 жыл бұрын

@@Warsie Not cool.

@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo

2 жыл бұрын

Better to be safe than sorry.

@marcar9marcar972

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathansotelo4877 there are some people out there that are crazy but a lot of times mental health professionals have no interest in helping them. Most of the time they just throw medication around regardless of wether it will even help. Second it is expensive, everywhere. Even in nations where it is “free” it costs like 40% of income in taxes (and many times you still need insurance). Third, wish you the best with that, hope it works out 😢.

@eval_is_evil

Жыл бұрын

This diseased mindset happens on college campuses a lot. Just switch mental disease with shallow political slogans that infects their mind.

it is SO weird to think that, since most of these people were in college in the early 2000s, they would be around 40 Years Old now! This sounds like some insane modern happening yet it happened almost 20 years ago...

@sleepwalkusa135

4 жыл бұрын

it's almost as if the internet, video games and crazy people existed 20 years ago

@justas423

4 жыл бұрын

@@sleepwalkusa135 yeah but like OP said this sounds like something that would be a more modern happening and not 20 years ago. We're aware that all those things existed back then too but all of this happening feels very weird because it feels very modern and recent.

@THEMAIN198

4 жыл бұрын

@@justas423 what's actually fucked up is even now it's still happening especially Jen being still around

@Chaotic4Neutral

4 жыл бұрын

It's still happening, she was active and pulling the same shit in the Hannibal fandom a few years ago. Chances are she hasn't stopped and just stealthily moved on to yet another fandom to parasite and abuse

@xenobeers

3 жыл бұрын

almost like humans aren't nearly as evolved as people would like to believe

I can't believe Fredrik leaked the plot of the FF7 Remake

@budakbaongsiah

6 жыл бұрын

Miiks This would be the newly-made Episode 4, then.

@MongooseDave2

6 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh out loud, thanks for that.

My ex told me about an irl encounter she had with Hojo and Jen. Fortunately, she was able to get away before they hurt her. I am floored that there is a whole rabbit hole saga about these people.

@enmunap

Жыл бұрын

Your ex sounds really interesting bro 😭

@taylordiclemente5163

Жыл бұрын

@@enmunap we had a lot of fun

Imagine Jen, and a dementianal merge era Chris Chan sharing a house together, feeding each other's delusions.

@SirJoelsuf1

Жыл бұрын

I...might write a fanfiction of sorts about this lol

@chrisfromsouthaus2735

Жыл бұрын

@@SirJoelsuf1 Point me in it's direction if you do, man. Sounds hilarious

@KaiDecadence

Жыл бұрын

Make for an interesting reality tv show lol

@vwts

Жыл бұрын

So which FF7 character would Chris Chan be

@wolfetteplays8894

Жыл бұрын

@@vwts cloudchu

You know, it's almost poetic that someone who took up the namesake Zack was psychologically tortured and manipulated by someone named Hojo and then finally escapes considering that's how Crisis Core starts

@kittycatrina1861

2 жыл бұрын

maybe they rlly were soul bonded all along..

@pillarmenn1936

2 жыл бұрын

@@kittycatrina1861 pretty freaky if true. if just all a coincidence then it's still creepy that everything seems to have mimicked the game in one way or another. they do say that there's a thin line between genius and madness

@emilybarclay8831

Жыл бұрын

@@pillarmenn1936 or two abusive narcissists who related to two abusive narcissist characters and lured in a naive idiot to play a naive idiot character in their weird fantasy

@roachdoggjr1940

Жыл бұрын

Crisis Core is based on Final Fantasy House.

@Zerorenren4761

Жыл бұрын

What if Just What if This means that they are right? Yes, this is a joke obviously

After watching this video, I feel comfortable announcing that I am actually in a polyamorous relationship with the thumb people from Spy Kids, as I have soulbonded with them.

@jimmyelkordy3752

4 жыл бұрын

The Eggplant Mage were not degenerates here, we don’t believe in polygamy

@LoopZoopler

4 жыл бұрын

Image you've traversed all the way to what you think is end of the game ready to square up against Medusa. Youre going in on extra hard difficulty. You got your handy dandy staff/club/palm or whatever the fuck and youre ready. And them some assfuck turns you into an eggplant and you die instantly. Fuck you eggplant mage

@shwarmamane2131

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest the thumb people in spy kids seemed like nice guys, so i can understand why you might be in such a relationship.

@giantlips1462

4 жыл бұрын

Is this true, brother?

@yellowblanka6058

4 жыл бұрын

After watching this I feel moderately better about my own life.

Just realised how ironic it is that the writer ran a page about cloud and Zak,since cloud thought he was Zak due to manipulation and trauma

This rabbit hole takes me back. I used to be friends with a group in high school who were like this with anime and they convinced me that I was the reincarnation of Kurogane from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, it got so bad that I started to think I could speak to him in my head. When my family moved away from that school district I finally was able to let go of all that and I consider myself lucky

Im soulbounded as that scientist that turned himself into a pickle Funniest shit i have ever seen

@Mothwater

4 жыл бұрын

What was his name? Roark?

@Viper-ft3tk

4 жыл бұрын

"People don't understand I have an extremely high intellect."

@raeji

4 жыл бұрын

clorox bleach what heis picpickd le rick he is not lyignn

@kyubayas

3 жыл бұрын

*Funniest shit I've ever been

@thedude9913

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyubayas oh look grammar nazi

"Huh, a bunch of people with similar interests living together? Sure they're into some kinda...unusual things, but surely it can't be that bad." *40 minutes later* "what the hell did i just listen to"

@Andrius971

6 жыл бұрын

Every story of down the rabbit hole starts pretty innocently, its gets crazier the longer it goes, you might say, it is like going down a rabbit hole? EH?

@MixMasterLar

6 жыл бұрын

This was basically my personal journey through this video

@House2017

6 жыл бұрын

Abusers being abusers basically.

Segments : 00:42 - Zach’s Story 5:44 - Zach Realizes 11:46 - Community Notice 17:23 - Mela’s Story 21:30 - Housemate Horror 25:03 - Sarah Saga 28:34 Sarah Saga Suspicions 30:44 - Jagerhunde’s 1st post 34:41 - Jager’s 2nd Post

Otherkin is a fascinating idea in theory, but it's obviously easily explained away as simply being a similar type of person to the character in question and simply relating with them.

If this was the plot to a movie, it would be rejected for being ridiculously unbelievable.

@samerm8657

6 жыл бұрын

True

@jricks3909

6 жыл бұрын

In the words of Bad Religion, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. However, your point is spot on; this behavior is so ludicrous it defies rationality and most sane people would not think it could possibly be real. Or perhaps it is better for the mind to just not believe it.

@Mrthecakedevil

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know dude, Acrimony was a thing, and that was pretty bat shut crazy in its own right.

@SwiftNimblefoot

6 жыл бұрын

Well it is likely not true really. We have seen such stories on the internet, and since anyone can post anything, how can you be sure it is truth?

@Sassy_Witch

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, abusive releationships and mental illness are a thing and all, but even I think that this seems unreasonable. Especially since others actually joined.

*This is why Sephiroth summoned a meteor to strike the planet*

@marxjester9802

5 жыл бұрын

dur Didn’t that meteor hit the sun instead?

@norwardradtke1361

5 жыл бұрын

End it all he said.

@petrie911

5 жыл бұрын

Sephiroth did nothing wrong.

@shugafoo7457

5 жыл бұрын

naamber faiv,sephirothh

@Nightmare77110

5 жыл бұрын

Sephiroh should have summoned 2

The way people laugh at this in the comments is literally why none of the victims really spoke out to try and get out sooner. FF7 House wasn’t just a couple of video game obsessed kids taking shit too far, it was a literal CULT.

@Channel-gz9hm

2 жыл бұрын

Call the cops, people are laughing on the internet

@ShaoKahnnor

2 жыл бұрын

@@Channel-gz9hm I can see why people hesitate to call cops especially in the US. They can pretty violent for no reason.

@varietywiarrior

Жыл бұрын

@@ShaoKahnnor They're at risk of being killed on a daily basis just for doing their job, especially now with all the anti-police sentiment going around. I personally hate the goose-stepping cops in most liberal cities that just blindly enforce tyrannical edicts handed down by their Democrat rulers in order to preserve their positions of authority, but there are far more good cops than bad, particularly in rural areas.

@Dild0swaggins63

Жыл бұрын

@@ShaoKahnnor bro was making a joke, why did you have to make it political??

@marcar9marcar972

Жыл бұрын

@@Dild0swaggins63 well the joke was pretty political in and of itself. To be fair making fun of people is a crime in most western nations. Not here though 😊

thank u oney for telling us of this video

Me: can we get Final Fantasy 7? Mom: we have Final Fantasy 7 at home. Final Fantasy 7 at home:

@mcnippie8822

4 жыл бұрын

👌

@cRobbone88

4 жыл бұрын

hhahahahahahahah

@soldadoryanbr7776

4 жыл бұрын

Literally at home

@yousef858

4 жыл бұрын

i fucking hate you my sides are in pain

@MasterOwl01

3 жыл бұрын

Final Fantasy 7 at house

It's interesting how this has become a sort of "haha funny" thing to retell when pointing out weird communities, but the original story is such a horrifying look into how people like this can exist in even the most niche of circles.

@deathya1

3 жыл бұрын

Is it actually real though, or is it just like a made up story??

@deathya1

3 жыл бұрын

@CloudNIN420 I wasn't sure because sometimes these things turn out to just be internet myths. Damn, there really be some fucked up people out there huh.

@Warsie

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathya1 look it up, one of Jen's former apprentices became a separate soul-bonder. There's a somethingawful thread on that person, and the FF7 house has long articles. There's some mirrors from livejournal and whatnot.

@hershelroswell

2 жыл бұрын

i think the worst thing about it is that the ones who do all the godawful shit are the ones who seemingly refuse to change, and just hop between communities and fandoms without ever considering how their actions affect people. (see: jen moving to the hannibal fandom, and then apparently to other stuff.) the lack of self awareness from these people is genuinely frightening

@thanosmakris4877

2 жыл бұрын

@@deathya1 I I can can I just send it out and get you in for it if I don't have

What makes this such a somber affair to me is, it's only an exagerration of what video games and other stories should do. From characters, people who don't exist, we can get real-world strength and wisdom. Connecting to stories can be a powerful thing, and should be something that brings joy and real life connection.

@Dild0swaggins63

Жыл бұрын

Idk man still seems kinda weird

How fitting that the people who kinned Zach and Aeris were essentially the good guys in the story, while the people who kinned Hojo and Jenova were undoubtedly the villains. Almost makes you wonder if the whole soul bonding thing has some truth behind it after all...

@meows8603

Жыл бұрын

Lol true

@WorthlessWinner

Жыл бұрын

the character you choose to identify with probably does say a lot about you

@stitches768

Жыл бұрын

@@WorthlessWinner sadly yes

@marcar9marcar972

Жыл бұрын

@@WorthlessWinner eh, sometimes but not always

@staringcorgi6475

Жыл бұрын

Aeris is greedy tho

This isn't your average, everyday fictionkin. This is... _ADVANCED FICTIONKIN_

@OdaSwifteye

6 жыл бұрын

I was not prepared.

@beepot2764

6 жыл бұрын

Mitt Romney XIIV I'm mad how hard I just laughed.

@anduro7448

5 жыл бұрын

*_P E A C C F I C T I O N K I N_*

@chaossmith3864

4 жыл бұрын

Reading the first part ngl my brain went *They're the legendary super Fictionkin*

@ShadeATV

Жыл бұрын

also known as an IRL on the internet, real term: schizophrenic

"9/10 Has a little something for everyone." - IGN

@woaddragon

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent double joke

@laylanddawson2294

4 жыл бұрын

Dunkey

@chaoscapricorn13

3 жыл бұрын

Goddammit my faces hurts from so much laughter

@giackthedemonandothermadne2863

3 жыл бұрын

makes you feel like batman

@thegrunch6448

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

The lack of Barret is understandable considering no Black guy would be seen within ten miles of these people

the self harming part made me "ouch", cuz I've been in a similar situation. I got you bro, hope you're doing ok.

I'm soulbonded to parapa the rappa. Kick punch block and chop the door.

@Carcosahead

5 жыл бұрын

bob malfrank this is the best comment I’ve found yet.

@indegostalker2259

5 жыл бұрын

ma man

@martyshrekster

5 жыл бұрын

Well I'm soulbonded to Um Jammer Lammy. NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP WILL YA??

@Jarjarbinks683

5 жыл бұрын

Woah,woah woah woah woah. Woah woah?

@greenknight9000

5 жыл бұрын

The fact you got the line wrong irrationally infuriates me

“You’re both country grown, ...” *furiously typing in google maps for Gongaga*

@calebwheeler8143

3 жыл бұрын

I did just that. I got some restaurant in Sao Paulo.

@liammcnicholas918

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebwheeler8143 I wonder if there are any Brazilian Zack cosplayers who go there regularly

@AraiiarA

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebwheeler8143 oh shit I live in São Paulo. Maybe I should start my own Final Fantasy House near Gongaga...

@LynxLycan2

3 жыл бұрын

*me? Gongaga*

@lonk_skonk

3 жыл бұрын

Now for Nibelhei- oh yeah

This is an intense story of young adults screaming and raging at each other in different words, but with the same message. "I don't want a real job, please let me be the hero and the victim in every story I ever tell."

@asmrtpop2676

7 ай бұрын

Interesting. So you just ignored the abuse?

@greyunicorn8171

7 ай бұрын

You have the emotional intelligence of a pebble. And not even a pretty one.

I live and work in state college. There was a point in the 90s that my group of friends became annoyed with the Vampire LARPers. We spent a night hunting them down, pretending we were too stupid to know they weren’t real. This effectively diminished the population by getting many of them remembering it was a game, not a way of life. There is something here that’s allows people to be supported waaaaay to far into a delusion.

@eval_is_evil

Жыл бұрын

That was a genius move

@forickgrimaldus8301

10 ай бұрын

Brothers let us hunt these Unholy Undead in the Name of God, may their Bones rest in peace

@xXluluchanelXx

7 ай бұрын

I actually knew a guy in high school who fully believed he was a vampire slayer despite having never seen or slayed a vampire

>You stole my crystals and doujinshi this entire story summed up in a single point on that list of grievances

@rustyjones7908

2 жыл бұрын

I'd be pissed too ngl

@kauswekazilimani3736

2 жыл бұрын

Screw the crystals, how do you take someone's doujinshi?

@badpiggies4926

Жыл бұрын

@@kauswekazilimani3736 what’s a doujinshi

@kauswekazilimani3736

Жыл бұрын

@@badpiggies4926 Fan-created or self-published work, sometimes in the form of manga. Alot of it is erotic. Usually based on pre existing properties.

@xXluluchanelXx

7 ай бұрын

@@kauswekazilimani3736 it's just an erotic fan-manga in paperback form, you just swipe it from their room.

I’m back 2 years later after actually having played the game and, like, anyone obsessed with Hojo (and Jenova too for that matter) is already one giant flashing red flag

@DeadpoolX9

3 жыл бұрын

They're not even that interesting!

@brovid-19

2 жыл бұрын

Red xiii flag

@TankEngine75

2 жыл бұрын

At first I thought you were generalizing so I was gonna dislike but then I remembered there villains so I liked instead,yeah you can like a character but not super obsessed

@toxin2366

2 жыл бұрын

@@TankEngine75 considering Hojo tortured two people for like 2 years after his beautiful badass son killed a village and burned it down, and kidnapped two ancients, and nearly destroyed an entire city just to give his son a power boost. Yeah, not the best guy in the world

@TankEngine75

2 жыл бұрын

@@toxin2366 I don't remember making that Comment but yeah I agree

It's interesting to note that the Japanese text in journal author's profile picture says, "help," or "help me."

ive watched this video 5 times now i think? and it never gets old. its just so good holy shit

You didn't teach ME how to use crystals. I have been using them since I was ten.

@TheTimoprimo

6 жыл бұрын

Nerd City This should get more thumbs up.

@anticlimbmax

6 жыл бұрын

Whoa didn't expect to see you here, hi.

@theR1ch

6 жыл бұрын

You were born into it. Molded by it. You didn’t see a chakra until you were an adult.

@Thentavius

6 жыл бұрын

Bullying isn't always the acceptable option, ESPECIALLY if they're prone to fucking themselves and the people around them over if pushed. Quit encouraging this shit. :|

@chosebine2169

6 жыл бұрын

hold up what kind of crystal pebble crystal, or the friendly-neighbor and kid-friendly *CRYSTAL METH*

"Cetra Queen" Jenova? Wow, she didn't even understand the character she was imitating. Jenovah wasn't a Cetra, this was a mistaken assumption initially made by the Shinra scientists that discovered her remains. The Cetra where a human offshoot that engaged in magic and mysticism that mostly died out after Jenovah preyed on them. In reality, Jenovah was a deceptive alien parasite that would manipulate others into serving her own ends... hmm, maybe Jen DID understand the character.

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

2 жыл бұрын

Not that big into the lore, but wouldnt she like in a sence of mockery, claim that title?

@veryoriginalname2515

2 жыл бұрын

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 could be argued but noncanon

@veryoriginalname2515

2 жыл бұрын

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 and never mentioned

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

2 жыл бұрын

@@veryoriginalname2515 ok

@JohnSmith-iw1wd

2 жыл бұрын

Pedantic correction: the Cetra were not a "human offshot", rather, humans are a Cetra offshot.

Final Fantasy House is the single greatest warning against ever joining the occult I've ever seen.

@justinalbin7272

Жыл бұрын

Then clearly you've never read about Heaven's Gate. As disgusting and eye rolling the antics of these loons are, it can't possibly hold a candle to voluntary castration and mass suicide.

@marcar9marcar972

Жыл бұрын

They’re just bad people

@xXluluchanelXx

7 ай бұрын

lmao... if you think the core of this was 'the occult = bad', I hope you don't meet anyone like Jen because you might just fall for it regardless given you totally missed the point of this horror story

The Aerith LARPER was lucky they didn't take things too far

Frankly, I'm surprised with how... "sane" are the comments being posted here. From all my years using the internet, I kind of got the idea that it's full of nutjobs and weirdos. I'm glad that's not the case. Sincerely, Sephiroth

@jonathanwright8025

5 жыл бұрын

Underated comment.

@Catsincradle

4 жыл бұрын

Love this comment

@yellowblanka6058

4 жыл бұрын

I think most people have eccentricities, myself included, but these people mentioned in the video...that is clinical.

@jonathanwright8025

4 жыл бұрын

@@yellowblanka6058 Sephiroth was a character in the game.

@yellowblanka6058

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanwright8025 Yes, I know, I've beaten Final Fantasy VII - it was insanely popular and probably the best known Final Fantasy title, I was addressing the content of the video and made no mention of TC's comment.

man the FF7 remake is looking really weird

@MischieviousJirachi

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@nikkilengyel

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@AWACS_Snowblind

4 жыл бұрын

I really hope it doesn't spawn the next generation of the Final Fantasy house...

@JamesCrimson43

4 жыл бұрын

@@AWACS_Snowblind Otherkin wouldn't need any help displaying batshit insanity, but it could drag out something new. Hopefully not, though.

@darkestccino5405

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right? Nomura comes up with some weird plotlines.

I need a Where Are They Now episode for this

One hour a week is the passive aggressive way of telling you you're fired

It turns out that the real insanity, was the friends they made along the way.

@peterlopez2388

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking beautiful 😂

the fact that you show the ff character when talking about the writer is insanly humorous to me

@budakbaongsiah

6 жыл бұрын

grose zero A conversation between Hojo, Jenova, and Zack carrying items from Walmart. Gently caress me, that might be the epitome of fanfiction.

Tumblr drama before Tumblr even existed She later even used the platform just to scam artists