I'm the youngest desu!

@SombreroGato

Ай бұрын

Will there ever be a contest held to crown whom the Elder hag is in Phase Connect? would be a hilarious premise.

@neverknowsbest2879

Ай бұрын

@@SombreroGato Nice schelmkatze, bro.

Dizzy being younger than Ember was NOT what I expected to hear this year. But Ember being an even bigger hag just gives me even more reason to adore her.

@NilowTank

Ай бұрын

wHAT ABOUT THE PART WHERE SHE SAID SHE IS OLDER THAN SHIINA?? heckin meemaw

@InternetMouse

Ай бұрын

Same here. I thought Ember was the youngest here 👀. Guess that means ember is our adorable hag now 😅

zamn. her youthfulness stat is too strong. she seems 10 years younger than dizzy easily

@apache8795

Ай бұрын

The trauma ages Dizzy

@mistersandman3446

Ай бұрын

Asian buff

@eatrice5621

Ай бұрын

@@mistersandman3446dizzy and ember are both asian

@NuryPPanaligan

Ай бұрын

​@@eatrice5621I thought that Ember is white.

@eatrice5621

Ай бұрын

@@NuryPPanaligan no

Dizzy is really *HAGMAXXING* if she seems a lot older than her older coworkers!

@forgotultag1543

Ай бұрын

The Dizzler -de- buff is acquired after all those years of Asian grind

Over 30 is over 30. Hag Love

@googleslocik

Ай бұрын

Nether is over 30 Dizzy is probably around 26-27 Dizzy always seemed to me more like a mental boomer, but im sure Lumi and her are the same age

@EzyoMusic

Ай бұрын

@@googleslocikI believe Lumi said she was 33 during a Twitch stream.

@norad_clips

Ай бұрын

@@EzyoMusicLumi often says she is 23, so if she is a hag, she’s probably 33.

@googleslocik

Ай бұрын

@@EzyoMusic Lumi always lies. What we know for sure is that she has higher education with a short brake, so shes 25 at lest, but not close to 30, 26-27 sounds about right for me for how she acts.

@EzyoMusic

Ай бұрын

@@googleslocik You know, I'm not even surprised, going by how she acts. Thanks for the clarification.

Ah yes, 50 vs 51

I had always thought that Ember WAS younger than Dizzy before this

We're being gaslit. Don't believe her lies.

@lucasLSD

Ай бұрын

Surely Dizzy will correct this disinformation?

If dizzy is an elder hag does that make ember an ancient hag?

@ashvermilion

Ай бұрын

a fascinating thought, so what's after "ancient"? :3

@rigg4146

Ай бұрын

@@ashvermilion antediluvian

@di3727

Ай бұрын

​@@rigg4146and then there's Hadean Hags.

Huh. I always figured Shiina was the oldest in Phase. Never thought Ember would be older.

@mmpsp693

Ай бұрын

I believe Airi is the oldest

@Urist_Mythrilforged

Ай бұрын

@@mmpsp693 And Airi is the same age as Runie.

@dotnet97

Ай бұрын

​@@Urist_MythrilforgedO_O I figured Runie was one of the younger members

@Arcessitor

Ай бұрын

​​@@dotnet97mumu says she's a wine aunt so afraid not

@badart3204

Ай бұрын

@@dotnet97idk she gives me 34 yo vibes

regardless of age, Ember is one of the cutest, sweetest, most interesting, dorkiest, adorably randomest funny little guys. I love Ember :3

truly, a life is roblox moments

W H A T

Ember Amane, hag’d with grace

Hag bug and firestarter with zoomer lemon and alien for Invaders. This was the correct choice

Not Drake catching strays 😭

Ok, calm down Elizabeth Bathory.

She basically just said nothing though - confirmed than unconfirmed with no way of telling which was the joke lol

Oh, I didn't realize Ember was such a bold faced liar but that's okay, she's still pretty cool.

?? Dizzy is younger than Ember??? how??

@juampisito

Ай бұрын

xd Dizzy 30 Ember 35 or something like that XD

@devilcookie9924

Ай бұрын

@@juampisito I thought Dizzy was 37~39. wtf I have been scammed!!! 😢😢

@juampisito

28 күн бұрын

@@devilcookie9924 I though so too but her references are not usually from that old and have you seen her hands? They do not have any sign of aging yet.

'Oh Drake, fifteen y/o Dizzy is right over there' Drake: naw that's too old

A lot makes sense now. Older, less acoustic, no wonder she's noticeably calmer than the rest.

Ok the ultimate phase connect puzzle

confident chick to let this all out.

Man I Love Emburger.

Updated lore: Dizzy is 50, confirmed.

The age of 30 is in demand

Ember is PC's Atropos.

Might as well change the name to Hag Connect at this point.

@MaxC_1

24 күн бұрын

They did have "Hag Garden" so close enough

dizzy so good at acting

I understand completely. At work I got called an 'old soul' a lot because of how I behaved.

Hag Connect

"I identify as a young lady" that's exactly what a Hag would say... also I'm surprised Dizzy isn't the oldest considering she's already at literal retirement age after retiring from managment duties

I thought Ember was like 23 and Dizzy was like 30

Why yes Younger, for a whole 10 minutes

Dizzy is younger than Ember, huh. Ember is my preferred kind of Phase girl apparently.

Hag Wars when?

the age of 30 is in demand

"I identify as a young lady." Well you are a VTuber so that's how that works with the model, yeah.

Hearing ember is not the youngest had to be the biggest mind explosion for me here. I always thought dizzy would at least maybe one or two years older than her. Regardless, it still doesn't make me like her less. We love our adorable dorky EMBUG here ♥ 🐀

Wow. Ember is probably my age lmao

Damn Drake catching(well deserved) strays lol

Damn Ember must be way older than I thought

Idk if I'm surprised or not about this potential fact. I've seen some women mellow out with age, so they come off as less intense/on edge than some of their younger coworkers. So, despite me not saying this is real, because of her ability to be both extremely lively and also a chill cozy dork, she could be either on the younger or older side and I feel like I would still say "Yeah. That sounds about right." I still don't care if it's Hag Love or "Hag" Love. I enjoy Eber.

So Dizzy was actually older than Ember, still... THE AGE OF 30 IS IN DEMAND!!!! LMAO

Dizzy had and has lots of shit going on in her life.

I always thought jelly was one of the older ones

X to doubt

Wut Ember was there when the pyramids were built Dayum

I always thought Ember was younger than 30 up until the Hag Garden

Pretty sure fishman is 34, so she's early 30 ish

@MASJYT

Ай бұрын

How do you know he's 34? I thought he was 37 or smt.

I thought dizzy was the oldest

So Airi, Ember, Dizzy are confirmed hags. Also Meemaw right?! Damn, Fishman is collecting the hags!! LOL!

@natu101yay

Ай бұрын

Runie is the same age as Airi so mark her down as a certified hag as well.

Yeah, hags playing elden ring is kinda my jam

Oh Ember, lying is not your forte.

I seem like the only one not surprised by this information. DIzzy acts like she's in her early 30s or potentially even late 20s (feeling like your time is running out is ironically more common if you're younger), and Ember always felt like the mature, responsible one.

Pretty sure that Ember has confirmed she finished school in 2010, which would make her 32. I think Shiina has said that she was born in 1991, so that makes her the oldest I believe. Not sure how old Runie, Airi and Lumi are though.

Iiii don't think someone who is young and spry would use the word spry

35?

if ember is a hag at 20 then the age demographic of phase connect viewers must be 12

50 IS IN DEMAND

Lies

There are somethings only a mature woman can do ;)