google translate danglish to english, bixby filter out the laughter and alexa summarize his point. Wow dan is spitting facts

@Finigini

Ай бұрын

Man is cleaning the dataset

@pyry1712

Ай бұрын

bro had to dial in the lexicon

@shoopy44

Ай бұрын

incredible Bixby reference

seeing someone say "dan is wallacemaxing" talking about how much cheese hes eating is one of the best chat comments ive ever read

35:44 Dude ate a block of cheese every day for protein, there's no way his identity is safe.

dan doesnt complete a coherent thought for the first 20 minutes LMAO

Dan in gasleak mode

2x dad, 3x banter, 4x the pogs

@Kolla965

Ай бұрын

Principe Ryab

dans freaky ass "do you have a coke zero in front of you rn...?" GIRL-

58:50 actual goated teacher. I had a teacher that did the same thing, he installed Halo on all the computers and we would play after our work was done. His username was Th_ pronounced Thunderscore.

@thegrandwombat8797

Ай бұрын

Took me a second but that's a good username

@meursaulty6672

Ай бұрын

@thegrandwombat8797 ikr? My mans was from a bygone era of original gamers.

i love the unspoken law of always trying to clobber tree sentinel first thing out of the cave even tho everyone at this points knows you're suppose to avoid him first. I guy and his dog humbled and filtered so many tarnished

Dan peaking his own mic with his laughter is hilarious to me.

the way things go up on the screen in balatro makes me think that you are putting something on the screen when viewed out of the corner of my eye

@h311dr1p

Ай бұрын

lmao the same thing happens to me. i’ll even rewind sometimes to check but it’ll just be balatro and i feel like a clown

Oh my god I need to go to Vancouver and see the gnome child car wrap

John Rock and The Cena

Dan's cracking me up with the cheese escapade

nl + dan banter is the best. thank you librarian

that outro is so good

We are David Mitchel guys, of course we eat pizza

I personally watch on 0.5x so the content last longer

Love every stream he does with Dan

I ❤ Librarian

@joeybrown9952

Ай бұрын

librarian ❤ us

day 8 asking for NL 10hr breathing compilation

@uhoh7545

Ай бұрын

Try asking ryab

@eywrong

Ай бұрын

Dude shut the hell up man.

You can get some kinds of inhalers without a prescription in Mexican pharmacies, the same brands used in the US and Canada are like 20x cheaper. I've heard from a friend or whatever that the TSA doesn't remotely care about confirming scripts for asthma inhalers since they're not typically printed on the inhaler like they are on pill bottles.

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

Ай бұрын

yeah NL was extremely pissed when he finally got strong medication for his food poisoning in 2022 then he went on a cruise in mexico and they were just being sold over the counter

Best stream in weeks. Dan is (was?) an extremely based teacher.

You know, NL recently said that he expects his kid to get good grades because high school is easy if you put a single ounce of effort in and she'll have good support systems. However, he did also just say that he did some testing as a kid and couldn't grasp the shape tests. I feel like he's so close to understanding that different people have different skill levels with learning but just hasn't quite gotten there yet. I just hope that he doesn't go too hard on his kid if she doesn't perform up to his expectations.

EXQUISITE EXQUISITE EXQUISITE EXQUISITE EXQUISITE

When I had the shoebox in school it was a rule that you HAD to write something down but I couldn't think of anything so i put in a blank note. When the teacher saw she got really mad & yelled at the class clown.

Is his accent real or is it the Jshlatt effect.

NL reciting his Tony Hawk combos actually blew my mind that is insane

cedarseeder owning dlguiga sounds like a nursery rhyme also, idk what dlguiga meant, I'm german and NL said Wilhelm pretty much perfectly

bless librarian

Not gonna lie, my go to dinner for years has been ground beef with a variety of spaghetti sauce. Finally. Validation.

ELDEN RING COOP DIPPED IN MAMA MELANIA’S ESTUS OIL?!?!

I know the game isn't going to be mentioned much but holy, I forgot how Margit is such a good first boss.

dans teaching philosophy: develop a positive relationship and build trust with your students ryans teaching philosophy: cia stress positions and solitary confinement

58:00 wtf Dan is based?

NL made his Twitch account in 2010 what is he talking about

I want NL to play the Roblox Spongebob Simulator.

thank god dan actually said what NL needed to hear, just like show some empathy and respect to the kids and they wont act up

dan should have his freedom of speech taken away

Wtf is this?

@mrhyme7912

Ай бұрын

Elden ring co-op, need I say more?

@leeworley6727

Ай бұрын

Literally the greatest mod of all time. Turns Elden ring into a true multiplayer game.

@samhhhhh

Ай бұрын

@@leeworley6727 Can you share the name of the mod

@leeworley6727

Ай бұрын

@@samhhhhh 'seamless coop" It's on Nexus. It's a very simple drag and drop install.

@chlomance

Ай бұрын

idk man and im fuckin scared

Dan defending the border cop is crazy lmao