As I scroll through the Twitch site where I make all my green I take a look at my wife and realize she's very Korean But that's just perfect for a white guy like me You know, we love fancy foods like kim chi At 6:30 in the morning, I'm pelotoning Chibleediah feeds the chickens, Librarian's pogging And I've been playing Balatro so long that Even Apollo thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the stream, I'm into discipline Got no hair under my headset and a mic by my chin But if I finish all of my streams, and you finish thine Then tonight, we'll go to Costco like it's 1989

@Orlando-qj7bh

21 күн бұрын

hoooooly +2

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

21 күн бұрын

BARS BARS

@Simoniz07

21 күн бұрын

NL needs to sing this for a new librarian outro song

@expresionless953

20 күн бұрын

We been spending most our lives Livin' in a chatters paradise We post HUHHs and PEEPOTALKs Livin' in a chatters paradise

bisexual NL be like: hello to the gaymers

@holyelliw

21 күн бұрын

+2+2

@uhoh7545

21 күн бұрын

Shouldn't it be "why does my scalp hurt?" Instead?

@Supic_

21 күн бұрын

@@uhoh7545Because you’re shoeshining it for the first time.

Bro NL's been so cathartically savage lately, how can one man have so much pog.

We're librarian guys, of course we comment on every video

@SakanaKogane

21 күн бұрын

we're youtube guys of course we watch bits and banter to sleep in our blankie

okay cave paintings are actually incredible, they were made to basically be animations that move with the flickering of torchlight

@thinkythinkypanic882

21 күн бұрын

also most of their art was probably in the form of dancing, music, stories and acting. that stuff probably went hard around the campfire with the tribe u’ve lived ur whole life with

@kaffe5163

21 күн бұрын

@@thinkythinkypanic882 telling that joke Uggrug the Wise told your great great great great great great great great great great great grandma 3000 years ago that's been passed down through oral tradition and still getting +2s from the whole tribe

@vneezy

21 күн бұрын

@@kaffe5163 bro probably thought that the sumerian dog joke was hilarious too

@eleonarcrimson858

20 күн бұрын

wait what

28:46 That one dude in France painting cave walls using perspective lines 30 thousand years before their "invention" in the Renaissance, "Why did he say f*ck me for?"

26:27 i think about this when it comes to genres of music. there are medieval peasants who would have loved trance and techno. there are future forms of music that would speak directly to your soul which you'll never get to hear. i'm grateful for the ones i have at least.

1 minute 202027161662494029262 trillion views ty librarian

@dontgetgrabbed

21 күн бұрын

Big bro fell on

1 *diet, zero calorie, low sodium* soda a day is *inconsequential.* Don't get it twisted.

I have no idea what part of my psyche loves listening to NL bully chat but it's currently winning in the headspace

Hey Librarian, how much do you make per 10,000 views. Genuinely curious due to the extreme dedication and obsessive commitment to the Northernlion industrial complex. I understand that NL has you as his "Pull that up Jamie" man behind the curtains and your work is godlike, and that NL appreciates you just as much as we do due to his understanding of the flow of content both upstream and downstream. It makes me smile to see how much attention and respect you get. But I genuinely wonder how much you get out of it. Of course I know it's a fluctuating number, but an approximate for say... A 100k video with a 30 minute run time. would be greatly valued as I intend to do something similar, for a good friend of mine who is quite notorious.. uh I mean famous... On both twitch and KZread. We both just want to know how the outcome of my efforts would be something that given full time attention (and support from the creator out the gate) might end up looking. You're a great inspiration, and we as a community (speaking for us all!) have nothing but respect for you good man. 🇮🇩 😀

@ShortKingofKings

21 күн бұрын

Apologies if there's a more appropriate channel/discord/etcetera to ask such a question ♥️🇮🇩

God damnit. I'm a librarian, I wish I could tell Ryan what do we do. There's a lot more then it seems and it's pretty fun.

I need NL to say "1 soda a day is normal" every stream so I feel more confident about my health choices by contrast

never been this early, thanks for you work library

This soda discourse was some of the most liberating words I've ever heard from NL's mouth.

Hello to the gamers

thank you librarian

lighbrairyn you have done it again, you piece

Man in Ohio went to Japan for Honeymoon. Northern's vacation statement was shockingly accurate

NL: My vobulary and parlancy is unmatched, it gives me strength in my chosen domain. Also NL: Da-Non yogurt

Hi Librarian there's a really good clip that I saw on your channel recently where like NL just goes off and start like doing a unhinged bit/rant that nobody understand what he means and he starts randomly speaking in french in the middle of it and I can't find it would you happen to know what I'm talking about

0:21 lowkey dropped a bandle "wana be starting something" by mike jack

amazing thumbnail

He went for the jugular on that day-drunk European and it is hilarious

I like when he said “BLUE”

29:50 you see, you gotta fold the tissue in half, and then fold it agian at an angle. to create almost a v shape. that way there is still enough area for the tissue to deal with everything, but its also thick enough to not be destroyed when you blow your nose.

Hi there! New visitor to The Library since 4/1 on LSF, and returning NL fan from the BOI:R days. Question about your uploads: are the videos like this one just big compilations of your other uploads from that stream? I've watched a few of these longer ones and noticed some clips I heard in your other videos. Thank you, and keep up the great work, loving these vids!

@AnneDrewHu

21 күн бұрын

Bits and banter is both clips from other library videos plus some small clips that didn't get their own videos, like the one about cat vomit from the start of the stream

@Shapio

21 күн бұрын

​@@AnneDrewHu Cool, thanks :)

Librarian Dark Souls

bless librarian

23:05 Blew my fucking mind

We're Library Guys, of course we don't actually get books

My cat only pukes inside the litter box, shes an actual genius

40% tip?! Are they tipping inside the restaurant? That's madness

In this episode nl discovers that captialism sometimes maybe possibly incentivizes shitty practices, decides to blame chat for the fact that business cheap out on necessities

The purpose of a Northernlion stream is what he does.

Early bird gets the egg amiright Gamers™?

Aquafina is the worst bottled water... I can taste the plastic in it

The purpose of a Lion is how he pogs

hey librarian whats the source on "the engineer and the architect arrive from the escalator with a sense of puroose" its like cocomelon to me I want to know why its in my life

@tou-send4349

21 күн бұрын

it's a video of a spanish youtuber (?) playing plants vs zombies that is translated using AI, it's very surrealist and funny, you can just look up "the architect and the builder" i think

My cats throw up on carpet as well, I always assumed it’s because they like to hide/blend the vomit in, especially my male cats like to cover their vomit

Everyone should watch the film The Man From Earth. Its a movie about a college professor claiming he's a caveman that has never died.

@jamesfunnymorrison8305

21 күн бұрын

yea? well i've never died either, big deal

@SakanaKogane

21 күн бұрын

okay

@myrimu9829

20 күн бұрын

i enjoyed the first third or so but it started really grating on me in a bunch of different ways after that. I think the me that existed in 07/08 when it came out would've liked it, but the me that watched it for the first time in 2018 found it to be frustrating. but I do not regret having watched it because Tony Todd is a lovely actor.

NL officially defeats eating disorders

NL gotta be more careful, librarians are extremely proud of their craft and hate the stereotypes associated lol

Dogs also will throw up on carpet

58:00 the NL conversation tree: not to be an ass, what does that job even do? *gets nothing like usual out of chat and then refuses to google and argues the point for 10 minutes* followed by like 100 messages in chat explaining exactly what he asked for lol

nl is based for saying 2007 was a great time

30:47 Wait, you guys have public bathrooms? (but fr the fact that public restrooms in any major north american city are locked behind a class barrier or paywall of some sort is inhumane)

Just for the record, and I know this won't reach Anelle, but anyway. The reason why cats seem to choose carpets and rugs to pee/poo/puke on instead of the floor is because they instinctively want to bury it and conceal the smell. So something soft and absorbent seems like the better option to them. Also I probably just made this up, or maybe my mom told me when I was a kid. I like the explanation though so I don't want to know if I'm wrong.

the TP take is so based maybe we should make a society where people aren’t so desperate that they have to steal TP rather than just accepting that desperate people will exist and have to steal TP. they get a decent standard of living and i get thicker TP in public restrooms, it’s a win for everyone

day 9 asking for 10hr nl breathing compilation