Touching grass is only for the elite
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once again bait is believable
/ chiblee
/ flackblag
/ hcjustin
/ dumbdog
00:00 touching grass is classist
03:51 edging the Gatorade bottle
05:12 The Furiosa trailer looks like The Flash
06:04 LBJ was a based president
10:24 The Yu-Gi-Oh damage sound
12:56 RedRum
14:07 NL has comfort astigmatism
16:37 Amadeus' poster goes hard
16:55 The Double Fine Acquisiton
20:21 the most necessary sex scene
21:54 Blue Archive rhythm game
24:27 Biden is an ITYSL character
25:21 is the minions really that horny?
touching grass - / 1788928874966888865
Furiosa Flash - / 1788346222744359257
LBJ orders pants - • LBJ Orders Pants
Yu-Gi-Oh damage sound - • yu gi oh duelist ding ...
RedRum Clone - / 1790738819152503156
drunk driving - / 1789696009586581976
bottom quartile - RepJackKimble/sta...
Amadeus - / 1790043496339943473
Double Fine acquisition - / 1789146095433425004
Blue Archive rhythm game - / 1790370010092986733
Biden ITYSL - / 1790767642892251450
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Stream date: 05-16-2024
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YUP I CLONED HIM TWICE !!!
@SwordFreakPower
2 ай бұрын
Dog so good they cloned him twice
@emprox1
2 ай бұрын
wow, it's soundoriented! from twitter!
@yazoink6690
2 ай бұрын
tfw you only inject 2x bape
@bridgethings4225
2 ай бұрын
What is the sauce of that purple haired anime gril dancing in the gif
@SoundOrientedd
2 ай бұрын
@@bridgethings4225fate extra ccc intro (BB)
the touching grass is classist tweeter is even worse than NL described, someone suggested going to the library and they were like "all libraries are filled with drug dealers now" which is WAY more classist than telling someone to touch grass 😭😭😭
@WhyYouWahYoo
2 ай бұрын
hoLY
@boneyzoney9551
2 ай бұрын
Twitter users wouldn’t know real classism even if it slapped them in the face
@lukeg1940
2 ай бұрын
This is inside baseball for dorks but the account that posted that used to be a Nazi and posted photos of them dressed up in a ss uniform which makes it even funnier
@chungbunger7331
2 ай бұрын
the 'going out is too expensive' excuse is lame anyways, if u really wanted to go outside but were broke u would just steal like the rest of us
@blahblah94897
2 ай бұрын
@@chungbunger7331 based, the real latin experience
NL: “have you ever seen….” me: “no but librarian will show me in approximately 12 hours”
@warr5250
2 ай бұрын
Sometimes I catch myself glancing at the livestream waiting for librarian to show context
“Redrum has been removed from the cycle of Samsara his soul will not be reincarnated” is so fucking funny
@erfaniom9576
2 ай бұрын
isnt being removed from the cycle of samsara actually good though? i feel like he was saying it like it was a bad thing
@aisdjsiasiodjisoajd7698
2 ай бұрын
If you like being reincarnated and not having roguelite perma death, then no
@ottamotta
2 ай бұрын
@erfaniom9576 nah it's a good thing that was Buddha's like whole deal.
@ratfromsewer6683
2 ай бұрын
@@erfaniom9576 i guess you were itchin to get the trivia out which is valid but op just said it was funny
@erfaniom9576
2 ай бұрын
@@ratfromsewer6683 i was talking about NL himself
he mentioned edging the gatorade and i thought 'what the fuck is he talking about' and then the video played and im fucking crying
@spkale
2 ай бұрын
he was so right. he was edging the fuck out of that gatorade
@annoy4nce648
27 күн бұрын
literally could not be more accurate.
Bisexual NL be like: Thank you librarian for the gifted submissive-scriptions thank you thank you ☝️
@alacritysucrose
2 ай бұрын
okay, okay, lets like this comment, lets like and heart this comment
@LoloRavee
2 ай бұрын
gifted submissions
@xsision5513
2 ай бұрын
Librarian oiling the femboy watchers the past month or so
@FrederikEngelmand
Ай бұрын
Bisexual? Wat?
That game dev clip is so fucking bleak I feel so bad for them and is why I hate corporations
@fauxdude9756
2 ай бұрын
A room full of people slowly realizing they’ve sold their souls to the devil
@ActionScripter
2 ай бұрын
A long time ago, when I was first starting out as an indie dev, a more experienced dev warned me never to make a deal that gives any ownership to another company. I thought he was maybe being a little dramatic or just extrapolating from his own bad experiences. The more I work in this field, the more I think he was so right. Fuck giant studio owner companies, fuck publishers, fuck C-suite pirates. Long live the small team.
@Materialist39
2 ай бұрын
You can see the mechanics of how a game studio goes awry in real time. No one is going to ever want to pitch anything creative or good if their brainstorming/experimentation is going to be owned by Microsoft in perpetuity.
Having the president tell you you make the best pants in America and then burping and talking about his bunghole must be surreal. Mf was just a chatter
@L4NTZEN
2 ай бұрын
LBJ on Jackbox next week?
That double-fine acquisition clip is fucked up. I fucking hate Microsoft
@qwerty21ification
2 ай бұрын
That is some absolutely terrible prep from the microsoft guy too, given he didn't seem aware that their entire workflow was now in jeopardy lol
@donkeykong315
2 ай бұрын
That clip makes me so angry. Literally buying a studio so they can make the shit you thought was good, and then DISMANTLING the process that made the damn games. How can you be so stupid??
@spanzotab
2 ай бұрын
crazy that they recorded it documentary style and posted it
@BlackHeartedPanda
2 ай бұрын
@@donkeykong315that’s corporations for you, they want to buy the promising thing that seems to work & then they try to streamline it to the most “profitable model” and then are shocked when it doesn’t work because they dismantled key elements that made it successful
@lunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2 ай бұрын
@@spanzotab they recorded hundreds of hours of footage. its from a 22 hour docuseries about the making of psychonauts 2. if anything, cutting it out would be more opaque.
Imagine being so chronically online that you have anxiety going to a library, a place where the whole point of going is to mind your own business and stay quiet.
@soymilkman
2 ай бұрын
Sounds like agoraphobia and they’re just coping very badly
@wyldenites
2 ай бұрын
@@soymilkman more so sounds like they have 4k hours in Tarkov or double that in League
@B2Roland
2 ай бұрын
They're a dogshit troll
@AlexianKing
Ай бұрын
@@wyldenites Which would be a disorderly behavior that could be related to aspd or someone being agoraphobic. I know a guy with 4k hours in tarkov who really just has sickle cells and cant work a labor job, doesnt mean hes mentally ill. very nice person.
I am shocked that Microsoft both filmed this meeting and allowed this to go public. 19:23
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
it looked so elaborately filmed
@Nemrod0118
2 ай бұрын
Double Fine filmed the entirey of Psychonauts 2’s development. Psychoddysey. It’s an amazing documentary.
Holy shit the orange gatorade video is so funny, it just keeps going
i have, for years, been OBSESSED with lyndon b. johnson burping as loud as humanly possible on a phone call
That Doublefine clip is incredible. You can witness the morale of an entire company wither to dust in record time while the studio head desperately tried to offer the Microsoft bozo multiple outs that he didn't take because he had zero idea what was wrong with anything he said. It was just the most natural thing to his kleptocratic mind, that any game ideas you come up with while working for Microsoft automatically belong to Microsoft.
@markerickson6320
2 ай бұрын
Tbf that's how every company works, you can't just draw posters for your own movies while working as a movie poster drawer. Called non-compete. Am I missing something?
@afrollamma8087
2 ай бұрын
@markerickson6320 first up, non competes no longer exist. Why would you not be able to, on your own time, make movie posters for your own movie. If you pitch an idea and it gets rejected but you believe in it enough to make it yourself without the backing of the studio, why would the studio then get a slice of your pie.
@markerickson6320
2 ай бұрын
@@afrollamma8087 first of all, it is not clear to me that "in your free time" here means outside of work hours. Second, this was made back when non-competes were a thing. Third, it remains to be seen if non-competes WHILE YOU ARE STILL EMPLOYED can be enforced even with the rule changes
@afrollamma8087
2 ай бұрын
@markerickson6320 What other meaning of free time is there, plus he said they're doing this on their own computers, meaning at home. The new non compete stuff has been in effect in california since Jan 1 2024, double fine being california based. So, no, this wasnt made back when they were a thing and even if it was, why bring it up today then? And ion got anything for the 3rd point you might be right there I got no clue, but if it does somehow reach into your own time outside of work on a personal computer, then thats just plain silly like a lot of laws.
@markerickson6320
2 ай бұрын
@@afrollamma8087 Well, I just told you - down time at work. It does happen, especially with contractors and work-from-home people. And if you are salaried, then strictly speaking, you have no personal work-time - any time you work not for the project you are paid for you are basically stealing some quality from the current project and putting it in your own pocket. Regarding the non-competes - afaik this is a part of the documentary for the making of psychonauts 2, a game that released in 2021. I might be wrong, though, that's just what I read on other comments.
22:01 Librarian I think this is one video we didn't need you to find tbh
@superguy183828
2 ай бұрын
🤮 Librarian doing an any percent KZread permaban speed run
@lainey7157
2 ай бұрын
WHAT ARE THE SOUNDS?????? 😭😭
@brotherbootlegger1777
2 ай бұрын
@@lainey7157 your dick doesn't sound like an almost empty ketchup bottle when you finish?
@yarution367
2 ай бұрын
What you don't sound like a whoopie cushion when you come?😭
@lesternomo6578
2 ай бұрын
my eyes
"I'm PRAYING this is satire" "Get off your knees brother, its satire"
@Phoenix0F8
2 ай бұрын
on my knees is where I'm strongest though
@beepboop9848
2 ай бұрын
@Phoenix0F8 real? Get a job at the church, they need people like you for 2 things.
@spelcheak
2 ай бұрын
@@beepboop9848they aren’t school teachers
@Phoenix0F8
2 ай бұрын
@@beepboop9848 it's a reference to an actual lady politician from the US tweeted something like "They're trying to force me to my knees, they don't realize that as a Christian that's where I'm strongest" and of course it immediately got memed into the stratosphere ... I am pretty strong on my knees tho ;)
@beepboop9848
2 ай бұрын
@@Phoenix0F8 as i said, they could use you at the church for 2 things lol
God that Double Fine clip was brutal, just look at those peoples faces they KNOW they are being lied to.
librarian videos are always a rollercoaster because most of the time you'll be like "haha people on twitter are so silly" and then they'll hit you with 22:00 without warning
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
if youtube doesnt flag it, its showing up
@GigaVanguard
2 ай бұрын
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauEven as a japanesepeopletwitter user, that clip still made me cringe so hard I pulled a muscle. Am I a tourist now?
@cyan_god
2 ай бұрын
The sound really made it so much worse, why was it so graphic
@MagicalBreeze
2 ай бұрын
im just here with the video paused hyping myself up for the funny moments upcoming the video for some reason/ thanks!\
fun fact: "stud" is in fact a kind of lesbian (like "bear" is for gay men), it's specifically used for black butch/masculine lesbians and has been around for a while!
@cyan6991
2 ай бұрын
glad somebody said this cus i was worried that nobody else knew somehow
@toastready3961
2 ай бұрын
When I saw someone say "does stud mean lesbian now" I thought white people must've finally started using it because it's been around forever to my knowledge.
@cyan6991
2 ай бұрын
@@toastready3961 many such cases
“touch grass” being ableist is an infinitely more defensible take than it being classist
@_Crowuh
2 ай бұрын
So true, ∞ * 0 = 0
@Shnarfbird
2 ай бұрын
either way it's incredibly defeatist
@keyframecatalyst3344
2 ай бұрын
@@Shnarfbird Yeah, irony aside, it sucks seeing people come up with increasingly ridiculous excuses to get out of taking responsibility for their poor life choices, and hiding behind the very few exceptions to the rule where its actually justified due to their very specific condition
@tinyturtle1898
2 ай бұрын
Maybe if you're disabled, you can't go to the park. but I've seen a lot of wheel chairs and blind people at the library
@gorillaglue775
2 ай бұрын
I get what you're saying but touch grass just means "spend some time offline and get in touch with the world around you" yes that's harder if you have big limitations but it's still very possible for anybody to live in the moment if they try
Why does he sing Feel Good like a phineas and ferb song
That Gatorade video is genuinely stressful
4:10 its like someone else is controlling his arm and is trying to get him to drink while he is just trying to have a conversation. Its the most bizarre thing i have ever seen.
Every time librarian doesnt pull up the clip live, he has to repent by making a youtube video of the latest ramblings with 5000+ layers of context given to the viewer
That was the worst rendition of Feel Good Inc I've ever heard
Going outside is too expensive is so funny because do you know where you sleep when your life has hit rock bottom and you literally have no money that's right outside.
Yeah grass is great and all. Until you roll in some that was freshly cut. Brother, that shit itches
@spacelullaby
2 ай бұрын
Why would you roll in freshly cut grass? You can see it on the ground--see the blades cut, something is wrong. Very wrong.
@LCraighead
2 ай бұрын
@@spacelullaby I'm sorry to hear you didn't have this formative childhood experience. Peace be with you
@colinvollmer
2 ай бұрын
Brother I think you might just have a grass pollen allergy (I also just recently learned this was not a common experience)
@LCraighead
2 ай бұрын
@@colinvollmer No I'm pretty sure the grass was just angry /s (you're 100% correct)
@alfonsogrippo
2 ай бұрын
I wouldn't know, I don't have 50 bucks 😢
Looks like I'm never playing maimai again without gloves.
cant believe NL is bullying my favorite streamer chiblee its joever 🥤
I don’t hear LBJ shitting. I heard him burp though
@Gumper30
2 ай бұрын
Definitely a drunken burp. They probably thought he was shitting in that call because LBJ was also known for holding meetings while shitting in the toilet as an intimidation tactic.
@snuffmeister6720
2 ай бұрын
as a shitter phone caller myself, i can tell you he is in fact squeezing out a thick creamy log there
That double fine thing is a huge bummer, RIP Psychonauts
When he mentioned the edging the Gatorade bottle I was truly flabbergasted like what the fuck is he talking about but as soon as the clip played it made perfect sense 😂
so what we get outside so what we touch grass
@pyramear5414
2 ай бұрын
So what we go offline so what we post nothing
Stud is a slang word within the lesbian community that endearingly refers to a black masculine lesbian.
Goddamn, that Microsoft meeting was brutal. Way to crush the spirit of the game studio you just purchased and will, likely, close up shop in a few months.
"i'm not getting involved!" he says, after and before getting involved
Comfort astigmatism is the realest shit he's ever said. Astigmatism W
I think these videos will live on in my rewatch rotation for the rest of my life. My children will say “what was 2024 like” and I’ll just send them this video.
The end clip of Kate and Nl doing feel good inc is the most pog thing ever, thanks Librarian!
you're wild for putting in the maimai clip
i love you librarian
that was a burp and not LBJ shitting
My friend got jumped in Edmonton for refusing to score on the power play
@anonymouskowala6389
2 ай бұрын
Librarian can you pull up the video?
NL encoutering cafebeef is so wild, actually flipped my brain, the rabbit hole is so much deeper than he could possibly imagine
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
oh its not satire...?
@updog5599
2 ай бұрын
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau that specific post probably is but shes a little infamous around certain circles for her questionable beliefs
26:17 when I’m channel hopping but there’s nothing good on
"Say things that misrepresent your own position deliberately to elicit a reaction from your friends and family." So true, I love doing this. Very glad I found Nothernlion from your videos, Librarian.
Saying “forget I ever said it”when librarian exists is an exercise in futility
The outro is freakin goated Why the hell is this the first time I've ever seen it
15:20 NOOO you don't understand, poe's law means I HAVE to believe EVERYTHING I read online
ive never felt more seen then during the comfort astigmatism take
cut to the avgn action 52 clip "nice. another space shooter." except he's fighting Clownpiece Incredible setup no way he doesn't know
Listening to NL talking about Twitter is the terminally online equivalent of talking about the news.
That Lyndon B. Johnson phonecall came out of the blue and hit like a truck
The Canadian viewers thank you for including hockey banter 🙏🙏
I hear bouncy castle I think potential tragedy.
22:34 the most symbiotic parasitic relationship ever.
22:50 oh wow it happened again. I suppose it was only ineveitable
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
AGAIN?
@WeedSmokenhaha420
2 ай бұрын
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Bad wording on my part, I meant that he mentioned touhou again. Honestly him saying the word is enough for me
nl singing feel good inc sounds like beck
That Gatorade clip has me laughing thank u librarian
Librarian, that rhythm game video needed a CW or something man
@zoom3184
2 ай бұрын
shit was funny as hell tho i can’t lie
@mahboi08
2 ай бұрын
Yeah that sound effect was wretched holy shit
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
the full combo lollllll
Starting the video off with NL saying "we need to be smarter we need to be less stupid" is insane lmao
This really seems like a city problem; smalltownmaxxers stay winning.
New DYSTT just dropped we eatin GOOD tonight lads
LFG!!!! REDRUM IS BACK BABY
17:18 - "my abs so firm i can grate cheese on them !" - JFK from "Clone High" , Cartoon show,
I'm glad I'm not alone with the Furiosa trailer looking weird.
Not me who made that tweet.
@ChicaneryBear
2 ай бұрын
I was worried you were cafebeef under another account lol
edging the gatorade???
I love how NL picks on Chiblee like a little brother
It's crazy how NL spends his entire life on the internet and he still thinks stupid people are the world's greatest satirists.
Pls tell me how to get out of samsara's cycle thx
25:57 Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Anxiety Version
Blue Archive bros, we've finally made it
@Photogenick
2 ай бұрын
❌
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
finally
I love playoff hockey. I hope to be included in them someday
battle chef brigade mentioned
that cafebeef tweet is 100% bait
@ChicaneryBear
2 ай бұрын
It is. She says shit for attention.
@Dopesaur
2 ай бұрын
@@ChicaneryBear Ain't that like most of twitter now? Being incentivized for engagement makes people do engagement bait. Reminds me of the guy on Tiktok who makes keto-diet cooking videos, but intentionally mispronounces something so badly that people feel inclined to comment.
@ChicaneryBear
2 ай бұрын
True, but Eva has been like this for a decade lol. She's not well. @@Dopesaur
The modded maimai map being the first maimai gameplay the vast majority of people see is sad, we ain't ever getting the new cabinets in NA...
bow scooby doo be doo bow wow
I never thought I see NL sing a full Gorillaz song but here we are and it's beautiful
16:03 is that a real congressperson 😭
Goated outro
OH MY GOD MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES REFERENCE ON NORTHERNLION!!! WOLVES BACK WOLVES BACK WOLVES BACK
Are the Canadian busses not free? In Washington's i can basically travel anywhere on the west wide of the mountain range for free.
ANT EDWARDS MENTIONED 🐺
Yoo Which is the stream in the outro?
It's insane how you can go your entire life knowing that things exist without ever putting them together. After you said "daily pictures of Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat 4" and it struck me like those stan twitter accounts dedicated to posting pics of their hyper fixation celebrity (waifu), and it immediately pivoted into me thinking about Quan Chi having an onlyfans.
imagine if a 2x bully pit bull was a gay woman. that’s what a stud is
Can we talk about how at 5:12 he was literally completely correct about the rating on rotten tomatoes and metacritic
In the lbj bit his impression sounds like McBain from the Simpson
Librarian did you watch all of minions two? To make sure there wasn’t full frontal.
I actually think I remember the touching grass is classist tweet and that it was bait, like, the person wasn't actually serious. But who knows on the internet, which also caters to his point.
bless librarian
jumpscare warning 22:01
4:00 wth you can't just say things like that, I haven't been so physically uncomfortable watching anything since the nail scene in Higurashi.
YES i fucking love Did You See This Tweet thank you Librarian
"Touching grass is too expensive" "Ewww rurals are so disgusting, take me back to the city" I 100% guarantee the same person would have these two statements and not see the dissonance, if anything touching grass is the least expensive thing you can do and the more grass you touch, the cheaper it gets. People WANT to live in overly expensive cities where they are forced into precarity, it's not a requirement.
22:56 chatter Touhou hijacking the stream lol
Lost my shit at him describing Anthony Edwards interview as "basketball player edging a Gatorade." Kid's getting MJ comparisons this post-season and pops up in a Librarian video of all places holy
They cloned one named Mr. Miagi as well. I'm not sure how common the cloning is
Reddit in a nut shell about those costs.