The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.

@Kernwadi

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@javi4101

8 ай бұрын

YOU SERIOUSLY LIKED AND COMMENT YOUR OWN POST?!?!?!?!?LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Kernwadi

8 ай бұрын

@@javi4101 Yes.

@arklaw8306

3 ай бұрын

But are they good rats?

That Mario Kart session at the end feels like a discount version of those AI Presidents playing COD Zombies

@Kernwadi

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if im gonna be honest the only one who's on the daily wire that actually likes and understands video games is andrew klaven, which is weird since he's the oldest one there as well, but he actually plays games, he reviewed ghosts of tsushima and tried out elden ring, and i believe he's played a few games out of the god of war series as well, but yeah the other hosts don't seem to enjoy gaming as much, especially matt

@leakyboat224

Жыл бұрын

I'm fine if they don't like video games. They're not for everyone. What pisses me off is when Matt and Ben are given a game and don't give it a single chance. Ben is so condescending during his time playing Minecraft because he thinks it's for children.

@WrathofArchon

Жыл бұрын

@@leakyboat224 we should give ben a difficult game that's seemingly for children, like celeste, or a game that requires a decent amount of thinking, like portal, and see what he thinks. as for matt, i think he's a lost cause cause he believes like video games and cartoons are demonic or some shit like that..

“Why are we losing the youth vote…?”

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Joe Biden has all the answers.

@Jaimethepanda

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi lol

In defense of the producer, it seems like Ben is entitery unwilling to engage with the game. If the goal is to make a memey "Ben Shapiro Plays Minecraft" video you have to coach him to make anything happen. Otherwise, it seems Ben was just going to walk around pointing at flowers and complaining EDIT: I got to the creeper part and I now retract my defense.

@italyspit5192

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering if you saw that before making this statement

@Kernwadi

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Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.

Hearing ben shapiro shout "by the power of Ra!" while minecraft is loading is just.... We need new words to describe what this weird shit does to a persons brain, I don't even know a word for what i'm feeling but I know it's something...

@PeterParker-ff7ub

4 ай бұрын

confused

@Kernwadi

4 ай бұрын

Ben Shapiro is a person of all time.

Honestly i would not be surprised if the Daily Wire crew play video games segment was actually a punishment for any daily wire member that failed to rake in the views or expressed a liberal opinion. I can imagine the discussion going this way. Daily Wire Ceo: "Ben you have been lacking in your conservative hotakes lately. Even Micheal Knowles outshined you this month. You know what that means?" Ben: "Please Sir not the minecraft!!!" Daily Wire Ceo: "TAKE HIM TO THE MINECRAFT!!!" Two men drag Ben to a dark room and chain him to a chair and put a computer in front of him, to Bens horrow the screen lights up with the mine craft logo. Mean while the Daily Wire Ceo is adressing the rest of the daily wire crew; "next person who disapoints me is stuck playing gta online for three hours" A shiver of fear is sent across the daily wire crew.

@Kernwadi

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It’s strange to site Fine Bros, but even they didn’t explain how to play the games as much to someone like the Elders as the people on this show did. They even ended up actually enjoying it sometimes

@Kernwadi

4 ай бұрын

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Gotta love how Ben comes right out of the gate being as dismissive as possible. "This is the first video game I've played in a long time... Ya know cause I'm a grown ass man and not a child." He clearly has no interest or investment other than producers telling him that them vidya games is what the kids like these days. The thing that makes the presidents playing games together funny is that they're playing the game and talking as though they're invested in the game. You've got them flaming each other, making callouts, and most imprtantly the ai aren't going on about how video games are lame, boring, pointless, time wasters that are made only for babies. Also they're funny. It's not just oh that monster is called a creeper? The president's a creeper! Gottem! You're pushing buttons to see what they do? Just like the president! Bazinga! You're running into a wall? Just like the president! Wrekd xD! Except that it's delivered in the most dry way possible, as if Ben is remembering periodically that his audience is conservative so he needs to make fun of the other side. "X is bad? Just like president." It's so one note and basic. I would like to see some more potentially from Michael Knowles because just the shots of him focusing on playing the game was far more interesting than anything commentary/gameplay wise from Ben or Matt combined. I would want to sit these guys down in front of Halo CE and just have them play it. I'd Try to get them to engage with it in good faith. It's like an interactive TV show (Ben apparently liked Game of Thrones at one point so tv is clearly not for children.) Have them focus on the gameplay, and story instead of on commenting on how people who put time into games are baby men. You have the game now figure out what to do and how to play all on your own because you're a big, intelligent, and mature boy so surely you can figure out this baby game right? Have someone there to help out ONLY in case they end up turning inverted controls on or something like that (something that the game changes for you in the Halo tutorial) Unfortunately I don't think that anybody will ever be able to change Ben's mind. He's already made his distain for video games clear, and for him to take any of it seriously would open him up to the very same garbage criticism that he made, so even if he played CE from start to finish he'd have the same things to say. I really hope to be proven wrong, but I can't see that ever changing.

someone in chat said "ben should play minecraft with his son, that'd work" and they're right. There's a video of jack black and his son playing fnaf 4 with markiplier and you can tell that a lot of it is his son being a fan of markiplier and fnaf more than jack being overly invested in it but it's sweet how he's having fun with his son who's enjoying himself and that'd also be much more wholesome family values conservative messaging than ben shapiro alone with his producer in the studio playing a game he knows nothing about while being told what does what which is just painfully awkward and embarassing.

@Kernwadi

4 ай бұрын

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They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am Foreskin Man.

@robertlewis6915

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes comments make me feel like a boomer.

Ah yes, my favorite far-right podcast reacting to my favorite far-right think tank. What a time to be alive

@Kernwadi

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I really, really, really want to watch Shapiro play Dark Souls

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Sounds tenderising.

@robertlewis6915

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi I don't understand, but I agree.

@leakyboat224

Жыл бұрын

I would also be interested, but the thing is that he wouldn't approach it in good faith. The video of him playing Minecraft is proof enough for me that he wouldn't put any effort in. I'd want to drop him into a game, tell him what the goal is, and have him figure it out. Unfortunately I don't think this will happen.

@robertlewis6915

Жыл бұрын

@@leakyboat224 Yeah, I don't think it would be the best thing to watch, I just want to see his face in a ten-second clip or listen to the rant he would hopefully produce afterwards. I wonder what he thinks about online chess....

I've often pondered why porn is pushed on us and daily ejaculation is normalised. A while ago, I came to the conclusion that it keeps us weak, keeps us mindless consumers lacking the energy or power to overthrow the system. Then, today, I thought about it deeper. And I realised that it gets darker. For those that aren't aware, at around 64 days retaining seed, sperm undergo "Spermatogenesis", which means sperm you've cultivated reach full maturity and potency, which is nature's intention for creating a child. No wonder disease and mental health issues are higher than ever, because most of us are born from a week's cultivation (if we're lucky), because our fathers were most likely subject to perennial ejaculation indoctrination, meaning we developed from infantile seed. What kind of fruit will a tree bear if said fruit is harvested in its infancy? Now, what kind of fruit will become of a seedling who has been allowed the correct conditions, nutrients and time to grow into what it is destined to be? I digress, but you get the sentiment. We were all grown from infantile seedling. Which means we were not given the optimum start in life. We are weaker and less powerful than we could of been, had we of received optimum growing conditions. Imagine how powerful the human race would be if we all grew from Spermatogenesis seed? That is a nation of warriors, divine beings who are not so easily manipulated and controlled. Now I understand why we are indoctrinated to perennially spill our seed. To keep us weak. In addition, to ensure that future generations perpetuate the weakness. They don't want an army of fully developed beings in existence, because Spermatogenesis babies are revolution babies. Cultivate your seed. Give your child the best start in life as nature intended, and let's change the world together.

do you think ben shapiro would refuse to eat cooked porkchops even in minecraft?

@Kernwadi

7 ай бұрын

That would be appropriate for his roleplay.

@sdfabctr

7 ай бұрын

@@Kernwadi It just makes sense really. Frankly I'd be more surprised if he didn't, i'd think "is this like his form of breaking the rules and rebelling?" "haha i'm being naughty and eating pork in minecraft" I could also believe that