"Your chicken will not be safe. Your pizza will not be safe. Your gingerbread houses will not be safe... they are mine to control." ―The Uninsulined Diabeto

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

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@yetanotherspuart3993

Жыл бұрын

"soda pop WILL BE MINE" -Diabeeto

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

​@@yetanotherspuart3993 Sugar is coursing through my veins.

@HPKibs

Жыл бұрын

We must begin our frontal attack on the soda castle!!!!

@Launchpad05

Жыл бұрын

Cinema Robert.

This was a real wholesome clip. Everyone defending Myoobshlys right to be long ❤

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Long Aaaaaaamen to that. 🦏🥛

@kenthefele113

Жыл бұрын

Long Boi

"perfectly balanced... as every can should be..." - bob, the can titan -

I still cant believe the mountain dew chicken. The depths of insanity you have to reach to think its a good idea incredible, how is this man not in an insane asylum.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he already ate the asylum.

@phantomgoblin5540

Жыл бұрын

Because straight jackets have weight limits

@TheMaleRei

5 ай бұрын

I saw a KZread short which features fermented Mountain Dew - the person turned it into WINE. I wonder if MovieBob is aware of this, and if he's contracted said creator to make him a barrel's worth.

Me Hops into a Chair Agressively and Says "First of All: Moviebob's Jordans are Completely Fake. Second Captain Diabeto: You Have Absolutely No Maidens. And Finally: You Moon Boy haven't even thought about Buying Spotify Premium."

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like poetry to me.

@dankmemer7431

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi Sounds Like Moviebob needs a Break from the AD's

“No one has ever been interested” The video got more views than anything moviebob has ever done

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Probably true.

Also in the photo of cans, people pointed out that for being only a haul for a week two, there was a worrying amount of cheep booze like 20 babst blue ribbon, coors or budweiser, and local ones in mettalic green I forgot. Man drinks nothing but 70% alchohol, 30% soda. So that explains the insane tweets, drunk as a jelly skunk all day.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

I guess those are the consequences of being Bob...

@eyesfullofsky9776

Жыл бұрын

I would also drink that heavily if I were Movie Bob...

@wardenunknown

Жыл бұрын

​@Eyes Full of Sky is bob who he is because he drinks a lot, or does bob drink because of who he is? I shall scream, for I do not know

"I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence." ―Detective Joe "Dick" Hamhock

@AdrianCruz_

Жыл бұрын

Surprised he didn’t eat the ham in Hamhock (I’ll see myself out for that joke)

Pro Tip : if you have 1 or 100 empty cans, you can smash them to make it easier for you to keep until the recycling day Just need a shoe or something like that and you can step on them to do it, then you put it in a bag and they'll take 100x less space Unless you live in a place that has a strict recycling policy where they need to be perfectly intact to be recycled.

@igorpedro8995

Жыл бұрын

I stopped at the beginning to type this and forgot they said basically everything I said here That's my first Biden moment.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

@@igorpedro8995 I'm Joe Biden's husband... What? Yes.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Also, good advice.

@afelias

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Bob's weight would allow him to crush all 100 cans at once if he had like a piece of plywood.

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

We get paid for turning them in in my country, so destroying them literally loses you money

"If this type of content is so easy to do why isn't everybody making long video essays?" ...they kind of are. I certainly see them everywhere. The only reason literally everyone isn't doing them is because they get pushback for doing them. Like, I've seen KZreadrs get really amped about a recent topic and put together an hour-long video essay in an afternoon.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

I unironically think that EFAP got people inspired to do that, the demand for long content has increased as they emerged, even if those people wouldn't want to admit it (some do) but many of them still suffer from the usual problems KZread essays have, despite the fact that they make longer vidoes, they're just as empty at 1 hour as they were at 15 minutes.

@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi I actually think that the video essay, and specifically EFAP, are basically descended from Let's Plays and Channel Awesome. Basically, Let's Plays were successful and profitable, so the KZread algorithm was pretty much built to promote long videos like Let's Plays. Then, the Channel Awesome crew left TGWTG and went to KZread, with the most successful contributors gaining success with longer videos influenced (lengthwise) by their 'special' episodes reaching between 30-minutes to 2-hours. But, honestly, what really propelled that style to popularity was The Last Jedi. Like, everyone has so many complaints that within a week the internet was flooded with long video essays from unknown creators, and due to the algorithm, a lot of them went viral which encouraged more video essays to be made. Like, damn, The Last Jedi really did change the world and had an enormous cultural impact. EFAP wouldn't exist, long video essays wouldn't be trendy, Mauler might have given up on KZread, and there probably wouldn't be multiple hour-long video essays trying to recapture that same cultural moment every time a new Marvel movie is released if it wasn't for The Last Jedi.

Kinda surreal browsing KZread and randomly seeing a thumbnail of one of my stupid doodles from 4 years back come up 😂😂

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

It's an honor to see you here.

@OddMimic

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi hey if you want some art for the thumbnails lmk

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

@@OddMimic Sure, thanks a lot for the offer. I'll let you know if something comes up.

This is a fairly small amount of Efap content for an average sized person.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

We are all massive.

I’ve also had cans pile up before recycling, but never to the point of approaching triple digits.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

When Bob does it, it gains a completely new context.

Anna must have eaten too much dirt before she tried the "m.a.i.d. yourself on MickeyD's challenge"

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

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Mountain Dew chicken fried baked covered with savory sugarcoat ketchup with ranch on the side and deep fried butter on a stick... soda and sparkling water

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a diet meal to me...

Bob thinks CDPR are nazis... because they're Pollocks.... WOW!! Literal racism, he did say he wants Poland invaded too... I knew he was an eldritch contrarian hipster who only plays Mario and Zelda games and literally hates every other video game ever, but holy shit! Example: got footage in a video mixed up of Super Metroid and Castlevania Symphony of the Night, got called out, says he can't be bothered telling apart two franchises that are "derivative grimdark trash riding Mario and Zelda's coattails".

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

He said that he wants my country to be invaded? That one I didn't know.

@genogamma13

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi something about it being okay because the current leaders are fascists or something. I got the feeling his mind literally bleeds into everybody in the country being a fascist. Hence CDPR and also of course he snubs The Witcher

@applebees563

Жыл бұрын

Cinema Robertos brain stopped working after the 80’s

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@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

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This is from #200? I must have forgotten it. I are gonna relisten.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

There are a lot of neat moments hidden in those anniversary streams, I plan to extract as many of them as possible.

@yetanotherspuart3993

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi Oh I know. I do enjoy them. The issue remembering all 25 to 27 of each one is a pain. But once a year, a week before the next anniversary, I relisten to them all. Because of how much fun they are.

They started earlier and got a fanbase, so when they change the algoritm, their fanbase was already pretty solid. For people starting now, or they cater to the system or are erased

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmm.

@Cleron_O_Andarilho

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi i use me as example, i have crap content. But people with content worse than mine are monetized, because they cater to the algorith hahaha

You wanna know what’s great about the thumbnail? Just looking at the thumbnail for this video, I knew that it was supposed to be MovieBob without looking at the title, and also without having actually seen this image before, because I’ve *heard* the episode of EFAP where they were sent this meme while working and remember them talking about it. It also just looks like Bob, with how his face is simultaneously gaunt and fat and how he wears sunglasses indoors like a moron. For Bob’s sake, I don’t know if it’s good or bad that this drawing of him is easily recognizable like that, but I’m gonna say, probably bad.

The funny thing is his Doctor Strange 2 vid has like 2.5M views now.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

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@metalheadretrogamer5330

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi made an oopsie I edited it lol.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

@@metalheadretrogamer5330 I was just going through comments tab in the KZread Studio, turns out that there were over 100 comments on my channel that I never knew about and additional 20 which were held for review.

They attack the length cause they can't refute any of the points. So all they can say is "uh well it um TOO LONG! yeah that's it, too long! Like why would you make such a long video lmao, loser"

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

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Anyone have a link for metals movie bob challenge?

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

I don't think that there is a dedicated video for that, it happened during some stream and he ate it while talking about something else.

To me, a long video shows the creator took the time and effort to research and do the work. If it's less than an hour I don't trust it.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

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