"No I didn't make a bomb, millions of these come through the mail every day, I just kept one in case I ever needed it" best line.

@Garrus1995

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like they wouldn’t be able to make that joke post-9/11. God bless the 1990s.

@archstanton9073

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garrus1995 Why? The terrorists didn't bomb anything on 9/11 and they tried bombing the WTS before that.

@CerebralFriction

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garrus1995 I think it was a reference to the unibomber.

@Sorel2020

3 жыл бұрын

@@CerebralFriction yep

@amanibob1416

3 жыл бұрын

True and that's why we be laughing, arrrg'ably!

*_Fun fact:_* when I was still a baby, my mom and I were actually in the Mall of America while they were filming this movie. She wasn't able to find us in the movie the last time we watched it, so unfortunately I'm not able to claim cameo credits...

@Garrus1995

3 жыл бұрын

That’s still a cool story. Most of us will never have a chance to almost appear in a film.

@squee-g1658

3 жыл бұрын

The house the main character lived in in "Super Hero Movie" was filmed on my block. Didn't get to meet Drake Bell tho...

@jacobcrist3080

3 жыл бұрын

Parts of Spring Breakers was filmed next to my parents house. They got a few hundred bucks from the production just to allow them to put up some lights on their dock.

@RonnieJamesDeodorant

3 жыл бұрын

The High School in the movie "Jumper" was my high school a year before I started attending it. And that cities major library.

@silent6648

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh, poor baby” - Arnold

"Here's to you, daaaaaad!" "Oh no, if I don't get Jamie his doll, he's going to grow up and become an unsuccessful, unfunny black man!!!"

@YourPrivateNightmare

3 жыл бұрын

and it's only the black part that upsets him

@archstanton9073

3 жыл бұрын

Sinbad was very successful in the 90's.

@Javier-uj3dm

3 жыл бұрын

he also Became an Idiot savant who likes the mandalorian and their cgi infected Luke lol

@proudtobeme1ashkente

3 жыл бұрын

Surprised to see a Nostalgia Critic joke that is not trying to mock him here. Or maybe your joke's just eerily similar?

@Javier-uj3dm

3 жыл бұрын

@UCsvxOwENozHtTD3ZdwbY_uQ anyone who likes the mandalorian after the sequel trilogy deserves nothing less no matter what time of the year it is besides you are mocking sinbad i bet if he was here he'd tell you what you just told me lol

After watching this film, now I know why Anakin has a high midichlorian count.

@rollrcoastrbacon2725

3 жыл бұрын

He’s the son of TURBOMAAAN!!!

@HazzronIV

3 жыл бұрын

Watching this movie gave me a high midichlorian count.

@Johnny-Thunder

3 ай бұрын

It was his mother's cookies.

Arnold's enthusiasm is the big seller for him. It's so good to see that much in a movie, even if his action as always been a bit spotty. He has always thrown himself into the roles with gusto. Which a lot of movies lack these days.

@richyrich7260

3 жыл бұрын

I would argue him as Mr Freeze was just so absurd and fun that it's actually just great.

@antoineboone3951

Жыл бұрын

​@@richyrich7260 Agreed, I really enjoyed him as Mr. Freeze😃

@akumasstorytime3910

10 күн бұрын

He and Nick Cage are the basis for my theory that over-acting is better than under-acting.

why does arnie have the best horrified expression of anyone ever

@TheFatalcrest

9 ай бұрын

XD He's got the perfect level of "Oh dear god" In his eyes

@akumasstorytime3910

10 күн бұрын

He has the "seeing what hell looks like" look down.

I am so glad everyone agreed with Rags at the end. Otherwise he would have had to get scary.

@JackalB4

3 жыл бұрын

Never forget the Christmas where grandma disagreed...

@Longshanks1690

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackalB4 As the Grandma from Rapsittie Street Kids once said; “Ohoheyeohoheoeheoeheoeheohesheufkrtrrohheheheohoyohyoheosheidrhrorhswirfis Christmas!”

@Antoniusan

3 жыл бұрын

he does tend to get pissy and pretend he can intimidate anyone if he doesn't get his way

@gub4941

3 жыл бұрын

@@Antoniusan rags bad

@amanibob1416

3 жыл бұрын

Pretend you're glad... I'll pretend I like that... Arrrg'ably.

The conversation at the end makes me sad. Even the dumb movies in the 90s were coherent and were incredibly memorable. This movie was iconic to my childhood and I am so happy everyone had a great time watching it here. It's peak absurdity at its best.

@DeepEye1994

3 жыл бұрын

Even though he's a TFA/TLJ apologist, Sam's Channel once made a video talking about how "dumb movies" of the past were more fun and memorable than modern "dumb movies" which are just dull and frustrating, like Gods of Egypt. I very much agreed with that video.

This movie feels like a live-action Simpsons episode. It's so fucking cartoony and over the top but still wholesome enough to be enjoyment for the whole family

Got a beer in one hand and EFAP in the other. This is what Christmas means to me

@Longshanks1690

3 жыл бұрын

It’s about family and that’s why it’s so powerful.

@RikkiSan1

3 жыл бұрын

Cute profile dog:)

@theaspiringwriter7249

3 жыл бұрын

“Got a Celery stick in one hand, got a cup of OJ in the other. LETS GAME”

@brianandries5655

3 жыл бұрын

It’s 8am for me so... what time zone? Ha

@brocklee9632

3 жыл бұрын

*Critical Drinker intensifies*

Love this flick - the dodgy Toy Factory scene is just brilliant. Twins started the whole Arnie family comedy thing.

You should watch Small Soldiers, a movie I watched way too much when I was a child.

@pontiusporcius8430

3 жыл бұрын

It is more clever than most will say, with some dumb problems.

@Sorel2020

3 жыл бұрын

"World War 2 is my faavorite war.." -best Phil Hartman line👌

@NGRevenant

3 жыл бұрын

great film i had the really bad playstation game too

@heronofalexandria91

3 жыл бұрын

@@NGRevenant I remember that game haha. Good memories.

@Whackalope

3 жыл бұрын

YOU GOT A LOTTA GUTS, LETS SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

You know this movie was inspired by parents fighting over Buzz Lightyear toys?

@clearspira

3 жыл бұрын

I heard Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

@tadpolegaming4510

3 жыл бұрын

That's true, the original Thinkway Ultimate Buzz was incredibly hard to find

@the_absurd_hero

Жыл бұрын

Actually, it was (incredibly) Tickle Me Elmo, which was the “hottest toy” of Christmas ‘94 or ‘95 such that people assaulted each other in the aisles of toy stores for one.

Am i the only one who sees this and wishes Arnie would be that age again and still made movies?

@PrayForTanqueray

3 жыл бұрын

Under the assumption that they'd be just as enjoyable as this? Definetely!

@ithewho6603

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Arnie is once in a lifetime actor, we will never get another Arnie.

@georgechapman9688

Жыл бұрын

@@ithewho6603 he's in how many CLASSIC films?

@ithewho6603

Жыл бұрын

@@georgechapman9688 Define classic. And what difference does it make anyway? He has been in many movies.

Did anyone notice that the creppy neighbor left his fireplace unsupervised while he was next door?

@calebp.walden5556

3 жыл бұрын

The carolers was also singing to his house as well. Self-obsessed jerk. R.I.P. Phil Hartman.

They did a Jingle All the Way 2 with Larry the Cable Guy. It’s what you’d expect They also had a Tooth Fairy 2 again with Larry The Cable Guy

@Sharicite

3 жыл бұрын

Cars 2 also have larry the cable guy's mater as the main character I'm seeing a pattern that i don't like here

@Akakiryuushin

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sharicite aliens 2 with Larry the cable guy

@smugalice6206

3 жыл бұрын

@@Akakiryuushin the last words the Xenomorph Queen hears are “Get ‘er done!”

@horaciosi

2 жыл бұрын

It's almost a meme by this point. "_______ 2 with Larry The Cable Guy."

@tylercoon1791

Жыл бұрын

@@smugalice6206 ‘Get ‘er done, you bitch!’

We all know Jingle Unchained is the best option

It's so friggin wholesome listening to the guys laughing and legitimately enjoying a movie for once

i love that "what'd'ya bring me?" has become a staple of efap mini end-stingers

@HolyApplebutter

Жыл бұрын

And it's still going strong.~

@user-eo5sn9yt1u

4 ай бұрын

42:46 free replay button

Watching good bad movies with friends simulator - hell yeah! The perfect Christmas morning!

20:24 You are now contractually obligated to do an EFAP-ATM for Mask of Zorro, especially now that there are TWO separate reboots in the works for the property.

@the_absurd_hero

8 ай бұрын

Update Dec. 2023: I have some good news for you..

"If you don't get your son his favourite toy on Christmas, he'll become a postman." -Longman (MauLer), 2020🕵️🕵️

Put the cookie *down*

@Sorel2020

3 жыл бұрын

NOW!

@NGRevenant

3 жыл бұрын

I miss phil hartman so much :(

Apparently there's a Jingle All the Way 2 that came out in 2014.

@attilapataki46

3 жыл бұрын

there is but without Arnold

@Sharicite

3 жыл бұрын

@@attilapataki46 and that's a carnal sin

@Sorel2020

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sharicite what makes it worse is ..it's Larry the Cable Guy 😭

@ihvojd

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sorel2020 Larry the Cableguy seems to be the kiss of death for shitty sequels for shitty films

0:23 Okay wow I feel so attacked right now...

@scottski02

3 жыл бұрын

*Feels bad man*

Dude, this is one of my favorite Christmas movies. It's so stupid and nonsensical, I love It.

Little did the Massives know there actually IS a sequel to Jingle All the Way, titled Jingle All The Way 2 😆

@XxkodymcmillanxX

3 жыл бұрын

Is it shit? Lol.

@justforlaughs6182

3 жыл бұрын

@@XxkodymcmillanxX it doesn’t have Arnold in it, the dad in the sequel is Larry the cable guy

@johnherb4243

3 жыл бұрын

@@justforlaughs6182 sounds like a downgrade

since arnie is already austrian, I imagine that in the german dub it's someone speaking german in an english accent, "I say old chap, would you mind putting the biscuit down? Quicksmart laddie!"

Jingle All The Way 2 but it's Arnold and Chris Pratt as the older Jamie since Pratt in now a Shwarzenlaw.

@harry426

3 жыл бұрын

Jingle All The Way 2 already exists.

Arnold, best comedian ever

Turbo costume is made of bescar, prove me wrong Also Mauler only pretends to like this movie because he was intimidated by rA'Gs

@nodot17

3 жыл бұрын

why's everything gotta be bescar? when's worscar armor

@amanibob1416

3 жыл бұрын

'Tis genius sir!

@thejemstone9219

3 жыл бұрын

@@nodot17 how about nascar armour?

@purpledragon1945

3 жыл бұрын

What about Trescar

@daskampffredchen9242

3 жыл бұрын

@@thejemstone9219 Thats why he was only spinning at first with the jetpack. It was made out of Nascar

Next year you should review Nutcracker 3D. If you're asking why that one, you're better off than those of us who know.

@MistbornTaylor

3 жыл бұрын

And I thought your batwoman posts were amazing.

@charmandyorton006

3 жыл бұрын

That film is an actual horror with real, genuine spooks

@amanibob1416

3 жыл бұрын

Shivers... Gave me shivers.

@CoolG97

3 жыл бұрын

Was that the one with the Nazi rats?

@charmandyorton006

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolG97 Yes. Yes it was.

I love love love how Arnold Schwarzenegger always has the thickest accent in movies and all the other characters ignore it lol

It was one of those Batwoman pearl necklace bombs.

The "watchabringme" at the end of every EFAP mini gets me every time

Wow! What a great present for Christmas morning! I just woke up and then I see this! ❄️ Merry Christmas to all of EFAP and everyone else here! 🎄 🎅 ❄️ ADDENDUM: Okay... I have never seen this movie before, and now I wish I had a long time ago! This is delightfully stupid! 🤣

@smurfsareoppressed9584

3 жыл бұрын

Watch it! This movie accomplishes the rare feat of not only consistently one-upping its own shark jumps, but also doing it with level of swagger most films can only dream of achieving.

Fun fact: Turbo Man action figures exist.

@downnice95

3 жыл бұрын

I need that in my life

@gaminglion1110

3 жыл бұрын

It’s probably sold out

@johnneyface

3 жыл бұрын

And I own one

@nathanielleguizamo409

3 жыл бұрын

I'd chase down a child for one

@GJGaming208

3 жыл бұрын

And they’re expensive like you expect them to be.

Lickin the Kings head. Now Metal has meme....

Hey Longman, the guy who played Sabrina's principal was also Leon on "Roseanne." Add that to your knowledge database.

@TheNoonish

3 жыл бұрын

He's Martin Mull. He's actually fantastic. People should know who he is because he's done a lot of great stuff.

@WORSTSUBBER

3 жыл бұрын

He was also Gene Parmesan in Arrested Development

There already is a Jingle All the Way 2, it came out a couple of years ago. There is also a Kindergarten Cop 2.

@DiZtheJedi

3 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming that neither one involves Arnold.

@Sharicite

3 жыл бұрын

@@DiZtheJedi pretty much, kindergarten cop 2 has dolph lundgren instead

@DiZtheJedi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sharicite That... makes a kind of sense, actually.

When they dress up Arnold as Turbo man, they mention the guy who was supposed to do it’s accident. I genuinely find that to subtle and well executed setup for the reveal that the suit actually works. That’s better than anything we’ve gotten I phase 4 of the MCU so far, well done writers!

So this is what that one Terminator from Dark Fate was doing after killing John.

Put that cookie DOOOOWN 🍪

@lieutenantnomad9198

3 жыл бұрын

NOW!!!!!

Merry Christmas you beautiful massives. ITS TURBO TIIIIIIIiiIIiiIIIIiIIIIIiIiiIiIIIIIME!!!!!

This movie is like a giant live action Simpson episode

AKA "EFAP crew does 50 minutes of Arnold impersonations"

20:33: Yep, that’s Big Show back when he was still the Giant at WCW. Edit: 42:51: there actually is a Jingle All the Way 2. It was produced by the WWE, went straight to DVD and has Larry the Cable Guy and Santino Morello and is about Larry trying to get a doll for his daughter.

“Don’t forget Chris or Mike” ...it feels nice to be called out.

I remember watching this movie way back with a portuguese dub, Arnold's austrian accent add a whole layer of comedy value to it. :P

@DeepEye1994

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's why I always watch "Kindergarten Cop" in English. Alessandro Rossi is an excellent voiceactor and has a handsome voice (he also dubbed Picard, Thanos and Optimus Prime in Italian) but without that accent so much narm charm is removed. Especially in the scene where Pamela Reed pretends to be Arnold's Austrian sister and she imitates his accent. I don't remember how they adapted that joke in the dub, and honestly I don't wanna know.

Holy shit, that scene where the "little person" Santa gets punched by the Big Santa and goes flying across the room.... I mean, that whole scene is beyond amazing, but that shot in particular was spectacular.

I remember seeing this when I was younger. Still wasn't sure Arnold would do the comedy role that well.

The real villain is the marketing department too incompetent to have enough of the most popular toy.

@tadpolegaming4510

3 жыл бұрын

Still happens to this day. Hasbro pumps out way too fucking many sequel character figures and then makes about 12 of the classic characters people actually want

I got Johnny a Turbo Man months ago. It’s nestled safely under our tree... under our tree... under our tree.

There are a surprising amount of parallels between this and Wonder Woman 1984... But this is intentionally funny.

The funniest thing in this whole movie is how people don't just have no interest in Booster. People actively DESPISE Booster. They will run up and kick him at the parade even. It's so funny to me.

Better choreographed fight than every sequel star wars movie

Love all the Arnie impressions. You guys should do Kindergarten Cop eventually, and maybe the crappy sequel

0:22 I feel personally attacked. But anyway whaddya bring me?

@user-eo5sn9yt1u

5 ай бұрын

42:46

we have turbo man at home dad.

Is this “I’m mad at my parent are always working” thing common because I never got that as a kid, or maybe it’s the fact he lies but that doesn’t explain other movies using the cliche.

@DeepEye1994

3 жыл бұрын

Same, if I could go back in time with my mind and get into kid!Me's head, I would ask to my friends and classmates if they ever related to that plot/character premise. It'd make more sense if in the story they're going through a divorce and the kid is in a very bad place mentally, maybe is very vulnerable emotionally, and is upset that one of his parents isn't proving themselves supportive, but it feels petty when the kid usually seems to be doing well with his life. If anything I'd say that type of plot can dangerously inspire kids to act petty and under-appreciate their hard working parent "because I wanna feel complex/conflicted like that movie character to spice things up!" For kids with stable lives it's WAY easier to be inspired to behave like a spoiled, materialistic brat for no real reason instead of being reflective and appreciating what they have.

@MegaSpideyman

12 сағат бұрын

​@@DeepEye1994 It's a little odd.

You would think that as a kid I’d have learned the reindeer’s names from singing ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’. Nope. Definitely still recite those names the same way he does while he’s trying to find a phone.

@ 0:30 ; hello! that's me. Thanks for the recognition

The reason why I never hated this movie (beside it’s hilarious) that it’s ridiculous on purpose unlike TLJ or TROS. Last Action Hero is ever way better y’all should check it out. STOHP READING WAAAHHHWAAAHHH

@calemr

3 жыл бұрын

I can respect a movie that knows what it is.

@mrrm5456

3 жыл бұрын

calemr absolutely

"I know now why you cry, but it's something i can never do"

32:07 It's SUCH a good kid's drawing it's magical... look at how it changes colors depending on the angle of the camera!

If you wanna do more Arnie you guys should do Last Action Hero

@NGRevenant

3 жыл бұрын

that film headfucked me so hard when I was a kid, the tone shifts like every ten minutes

@TripleSBreakdowns

3 жыл бұрын

@@NGRevenant I barely remember it from my childhood, I just remember Charles Dance, a tar pit, the T1000 & the creepy guy trying to kill the kid in the rain =P

@wcw2793

3 жыл бұрын

The Hamlet scene still cracks me up. If only we could get a Hamlet movie like that.

So I just realized; When Jamie is watching the Turbo Man TV show. The end of the episode the kid is falling and Turbo Man flies up and catches him (6:50). They ended Jingle all the way the same way (40:42). I imagine being in a scenario mimicking your favorite show. Not sure if that was intended, but I thought it was a cool detail

@TheFatalcrest

9 ай бұрын

XD Jamie is like 8 right? that child is ever forgetting that.

Merry Christmas MauLer, Rags, Metal, and the rest of EFAP! I really love your content and commentary! I wish when you guys watched movies, you would show you all reacting to the whole movie and not just highlights. It’s still really entertaining to watch so thank you!

That Santa scene is ridiculous 😂 “Like a fine roasted yogurt” What

Arnie + EFAP = gold

Sure, a half helmet really obscures what is clearly a huge Austrian man.

I remember seeing this in theaters with my parents. Great memories

Man, this was a blast from the past. Don't think i'd ever expected this to be an EFAP Movies. Glad it still holds or hell, I think it's better than when i watched all those years ago, especially the jokes/humor. Tis from a simpler time when films and jokes were good and fun.

If I weren’t having an awesome time with the family this would be right up my ally for a chill Xmas watch. Definitely coming back to this one tomorrow.

"And that makes me wonder... What'd ya bring me?!" Thanks for sharing the fun. Hope you all had a great Christmas.

If they remade it. There would be no jokes, it would have a lesbian couple who save Christmas & Santa (who would either be fat and stupid or gay or all) Then the director would come out and insult men.

@scottski02

3 жыл бұрын

Don't give them ideas

@doktorzhigonzo9165

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottski02 lol

@Damar158

3 жыл бұрын

I actually would love to see say Kristen Stewart to get messed up as badly as Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie, that's proper equal treatment.

@doktorzhigonzo9165

3 жыл бұрын

@@Damar158 lmfao, thats a knee slapper right there

@DeepEye1994

3 жыл бұрын

And the plot would be unnecessarily more complicated and with so much shit going on instead of simply being "Let's follow the awful day of this dumbass dad who's causing chaos over an action figure".

23:45 to answer the culinary question, yoghurt can be used as substitute for cream in various Mediterranean dishes that are oven-baked. A good example is pasta, like lasagna or pastitsio.

Oh my god yessss I love this so much. You guys cured my depression

this is a genuine christmas classic for me, it was a delight just hearing the efap crew laughing as heartily as me, lot of negative feelings towards 'em just poofed away. thanks guys :)

A sequel with the Rock would be called Jingle All The Way: Jingle Bell Rock

Just watched this last night while high, I was laughing more than I probably should have been

as a german who loves efap the beginning was absolutely hilarious

This might be my family's favorite Christmas movie. I thought it was the funniest thing when I was a kid, and it's still enjoyable today. I'm really glad you guys watched the full version, the one we have on DVD has a few funny scenes cut out (including the song the Santas sing)

This warmed my massive little heart to wake up to this morning. Merry Christmas all my Massives, I’ll see you in the premiere for Efap #116. Don bless us, everyone.

I avoided this movie for years thinking it was just plain bad. Decided to watch it this year and it made the whole holiday season for me. It was kinda surreal since I forgotten the movie but remembered the scenes, so the whole time I was going "Oh so this is the movie with Anakin... and the Santa crime ring... and that reindeer in the house... and 'put that cookie DOWN'"

Jake Lloyd's best role.

@AnimaVox_

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed he actually got better as Anakin, probably because he was a bit older.

I've waited a year to see this again just so it wouldn't get old. Let's see if it's as hilarious as I remember.

I watched this movie hundreds of times when I was younger brings you back to the good all days..mauler 23:23… like a fine roasted yogurt

Literally watched this movie Christmas Eve, one of my favorite X-mas movies to watch because of how ridiculous it is.

Thought I hadn't seen this until they started playing it and I realized the last time I watched this was in daycare when I was like 4.

Oh, my, E.F.A.P. is covering my favorite Christmas movie????!! And there are some that say miracles don't exist. :D I hope all of you on the E.F.A.P. cree have a wonderful Christmas!

Wow this has been a movie that my family has watched every year as a tradition, we all love bad movies, and too see the efap crew cover this is amazing

I think that this movie just became one of my favourite Christmas movies, it’s absolutely hilarious

PUH-LEEEEASE! Make Arnold arc on EFAP Movies. All Arny movies from here on out

@DeepEye1994

3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see them cover Running Man (love it with all my being, but it has some hilarious shit to nitpick and riff on), Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer (see them love and make fun of the original and being genuinely frustrated with the sequel), Kindergarten Cop (it has some MASSIVE mood whiplashes I wanna see them reacting to) and maybe some lesser stuff like End of Days.

Merry Christmas Also, i miss when live action cartoon movies like this one were made all the time.....the 90's were something else

Thank you gentlemen for this Christmas present and a very Merry Christmas to you all ❤️🎄

Thanks for this. It really boosted my spirits after a shitty morning.

Man i remember back in the early 2000s when my local television would air this every christmas, good memories Either way, merry chrimboose ya fools

My name starts with an 'E' but I feel that lonely Christmas energy. A Merry Christmas to you tisms too.

EFAP Movies have the best post credits scenes