Hey hey folks, this supercut took a bit to get together but it's ready to go with a lil extra at the end. An EFAP will premiere tomorrow and the next one will likely be on Thor: Love and Thunder - See yah when we see yah folks o/

@fulcrum5849

2 жыл бұрын

Will there be timestamps?

@kreese-yi2nb

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you EFAP! Now off you go to RLM rebuttal video #2 😂

@fookinkoont

2 жыл бұрын

Sending all my love to the squad, your dedication never ceases to amaze me. May the Spiders guude you all

@JulianDoe

2 жыл бұрын

@@fulcrum5849 I'm on it!

@scottishcelts2040

2 жыл бұрын

Cheers big man 👍

Character One: Never leaves Tatooine, cares about the local community, works to improve Sand People-Settler relations, "respect, not fear". Character Two: Jets around the galaxy tracking people, getting into fights, sometimes takes random citizens hostage. One of these characters is Obi-Wan Kenobi, one is Boba Fett. Can you guess which is which?

@neillindgren8992

2 жыл бұрын

It’s almost like they swapped the story outlines for the Boba Fett and Obi-wan Kenobi shows, and then filled in the details using the “appropriate” events and characters. I swear it seems Disney is just trolling fans at this point.

@NickYoung22

2 жыл бұрын

Well said. I mentioned this on a singular breakdown of an episode. So cool the way they subvert our expectations. Vader being menacing? Nah, it’s his muppet inquisitors that are the real scary guys. I mean, they have two stomachs after all. Obi wan standing up for something he believes in because it’s what’s right? Fuck that shit, a 10 year old that believes you should respect droids will teach him what it really means to be brave and courageous with what you believe. Who should trust who more? A 10 year old that is being rescued by a Jedi? Or a Jedi who is rescuing a 10 year old. Obviously the Jedi is the one that doesn’t know shit, 10 year old thought process will save us all!

@danishcartoonist545

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking great comment Matty

@username45739

2 жыл бұрын

Vader pwns Reva and is menacing, are you saying the lead cenobite inquisitor upstaged Vader? Your other claims are prb also bull, to carying extents.

@owlsayssouth

2 жыл бұрын

Spot on.

I still love the fact that 15 minutes into the first episode, Fringy and Rags cold-guess the entire Reva arc, but are dissuaded from it because they identify certain plot holes that make it "impossible".

@SangheiliSpecOp

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@KneelB4Bacon

9 ай бұрын

Yup. The whole show, they're like, "the writers wouldn't do that. That would make no sense . . . oh."

@lordvarrax5060

9 ай бұрын

It is hilarious, because her motivation makes zero sense but is also incredibly obvious.

@jimberjamber8540

8 ай бұрын

@@lordvarrax5060 It's Schrodingers Plot Hole

@RecluseBootsy

7 ай бұрын

Pretty much all of Disney's productions are this predictable, to be fair. 😂

"I'm gonna avenge my Jedi friends... By killing Jedi for years!"

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

Including the children! Especially the children!

@Lobsterwithinternet

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention that a lot of the Jedi she's chasing are around the same age as she is, meaning she's been hunting down her fellow padawans many of which she might actually know. So it's more like “I’m gonna avenge my Jedi friends...by killing my Jedi friends!!!”

@username45739

Жыл бұрын

A fanatic chip on the shoulder villain has a contradictory hypocritical mindset??

@UltraKardas

Жыл бұрын

@@username45739 So let's say that people attack your family and friends. Let's call them.... the Matzis. You develop a chip on your shoulder, and join them?. . . There's a movie I suggest you watch. It's called Inglorious Bastards. Its a movie about fanatics with a chip on their shoulder. Kinda gives you a better idea of what happens in these scenarios. Spoiler alert, they don't join the Matzis.

@username45739

Жыл бұрын

@@UltraKardas "o let's say that people attack your family and friends. Let's call them.... the Matzis. You develop a chip on your shoulder, and join them?. . . " Well in order to "crush them from within" via stealth... yeah? It's a stock plot, really. "There's a movie I suggest you watch. It's called Inglorious Bastards. Its a movie about fanatics with a chip on their shoulder. Kinda gives you a better idea of what happens in these scenarios." If Shoshanna had *intentionally* joined up with the Nazi invaders in order to pull that revenge plan - rather than improvising it after being pressured and then forced to participate in the cinema presentation - then that would've been the exact same plot as with Reva, yes.

They're going to milk this to the point where when Vader said "a presence I've not felt since" he means last week...

@thorwaldspolle7498

2 жыл бұрын

"A presence I've not felt since... Monday!"

@MetaFanWing

4 ай бұрын

Reminds me of what they did with Dooku in the Clone Wars.

Watch Reva later be revealed as Finn's Mom

@xpurplethighs7596

2 жыл бұрын

AND MAYBE SHE'LL SAY A LINE THAT WE KNOW FINN SAYS AND ITLL BE A CIRCLE!

@KelShu

2 жыл бұрын

@@xpurplethighs7596 She'll just yell out her lover's name

@xpurplethighs7596

2 жыл бұрын

@@KelShu It RHYMES!!

@sigmaarmstrong8460

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. Modern, woke Disney is against female characters having male love interests, because that is patriarchy.

@TheSatisfiedPig

2 жыл бұрын

@@xpurplethighs7596 I used to mop the floors on Tosche station, I know all about it - Reva Finnwalker

“You can’t kill me yet, Vader, I still live in a cave” Made me LOSE IT

@vario6492

6 ай бұрын

my favorite moment was when Lola was revealed to be the daughter or R2 and Bumblebee in his Chevrolet form

Ruby Rose Batwoman 🤝 Kenobi show Obi-Wan >Letting mass murderers go free when they have them on the ropes, making them culpable for the future crimes committed >Impressively stupid, incompetent, and ethically questionable >Having a female antagonist miraculously survive when they absolutely should have died >Said female antagonist is pissed they weren't saved when they were a child, when the one they blame legit had no idea they could save them >starred in shortened seasons

@Lundarian1

2 жыл бұрын

>Not understanding, or certainly not acknowledging that female antagonist is by all accounts an evil villain.

@nont18411

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob 🤝 Obi-wan Getting blamed for everything that are beyond their powers

@-Azure.EXE-

2 жыл бұрын

>Shouting equals acting for female antagonist.

@Shadowxx98

2 жыл бұрын

i hate how much this fits

@Kujo174

2 жыл бұрын

Batwoman vs Kenobi when?

"I care more about the loader droid than her." That's because they didn't give it any dialogue.

@liongus

2 ай бұрын

Meaning they had to do show don't tell for the droid. Which imo makes the whole of the series even worse because it showed that they were capable of making a relatable interesting character without a single line of dialogue and i hate everyone that talks in the series.

@Tacti_cat

2 күн бұрын

LMAO

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When you left me alive on that planet for the second time I was but the learner, but now I am the master.

@casbyness

2 жыл бұрын

"Obi Wan...Kenobi? Obi Wan. Now that's a name I haven't heard, for a....few days. A few days..."

@wojak-sensei6424

2 жыл бұрын

Only a master of evil, Da- Oh yeah, did you just blew up a fuggin' planet? Because I'll kinda be responsible for that.

@Yusuke_Denton

2 жыл бұрын

"I killed Anakin." "So my friend really is dead. Well goodbye there!"

@Calvinosaur

2 жыл бұрын

"So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time!" - Lone Starr

@nicholaskinkaid

2 жыл бұрын

After that line....Obi wan should have responded with "Have you come here to destroy me?" since obi wan went to Vaders ship lol. Oh and then Vaders response could be "I will do what I want"

So, it occurred to me that in episode 3 Vader tells Obi "I am what you created" or something like that. But in the last one he says the literal opposite thing and says Obi Wan has no accountability for his origin. It's like the writers want it both ways or something, but that can't be right!

@_Russ

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily Vader is a minor character in the Star Wars Universe so the origin story is insignificant and doesn't matter /s

@JekPorkbricks

2 жыл бұрын

Wow did not notice that before but that's another thing that doesn't make sense indeed. "I am what you made me" and "You did not kill Anakin Skywalker, I did".

@pumpernickelrye9736

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, damn you're right. I guess this is what happens when writers focus more on emotional moments or cool sounding lines rather than a coherent plot.

@unpopularopinions7407

2 жыл бұрын

tbf i think i prefer the latter. i actually kinda like the idea that vader finds obi-wan’s genuine remorse condescending and is like “lol fuck off, i’m an adult, i make my own decisions”

@dumdumer892

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda agree about the latter explanation for Vader but I wish Vader had been able to explain it in some way that seemed less forgiving. I don’t know if everyone felt this way but Vader’s lines after the last fight with Kenobi seems almost forgiving. I think they wanted to give it a lighter note so that they could stick with the theme of absolving Kenobi of his past sins. It just felt weird for Vader to strike that tone.

I'm just sad they tried to say that Reva should have been more injured because it looked like Vader's stab may have gone through her lung. Don't they know humans have two lungs? It's so obvious!

@bananaboi9067

Жыл бұрын

Awesome comment cows now have 4 lives vs a lightsaber

The only thing they left out is an post-credit scene of Luke thirsty under the sun fixing a moisture collector, followed by Obi-Wan and Leia in a big speeder with huge drinks. They then stop, call him a loser and go full speed, leaving Luke under a mountain of sand

@KneelB4Bacon

9 ай бұрын

And then a Jawa walks up to him and kicks him in the balls.

@vario6492

6 ай бұрын

​​​@@KneelB4Baconrepeat this ad nauseum, inspired by the brilliant scene in Loki ©®

"Only you know how important she is." I can't stress how stupid this is. She is (supposed to be) their DAUGHTER. It would be more suspicious if they didn't use every resource at their disposal to rescue her. Nobody is going to be shocked if a parent wants to rescue their kidnapped child. It wouldn't matter that much if this didn't impact the plot. But considering that the ENTIRE show is based on the idea that parents aren't supposed to care if their children get kidnapped, we have a major issue here.

@wojak-sensei6424

2 жыл бұрын

With how braindead the Organas, Owen, and Beru are, I'm surprised Kenobi didn't just say "okay, as incompetent as I am, you people are utter tards. I'm taking these kids back."

@rynobehnke8289

2 жыл бұрын

And even if we for what ever reason granted Bails stupid point is Obi-wan still the wrong chose. Yoda is more powerful and has no one he has to look after so contact him instead.

@Lobsterwithinternet

2 жыл бұрын

@@rynobehnke8289 The problem is he’s also supposed to be in hiding since he has already tried to kill Palpatine and failed. And if he left Dagobah, every force sensitive in the galaxy would know where he is and could track him down easily. Would have made much more sense to hire mercenaries to get her or go to the Imperial Senate to get the Empire to get his daughter back for him. Getting Obi-wan to do it is the second stupidest thing he could have done.

@rynobehnke8289

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lobsterwithinternet I didn't want to imply getting Yoda is a good Idea just that he would still be a better chose for the job than Obi-wan as he doesn't have to protect anything, his hiding place is clouded in the dark side meaning ones he retreats is no one gonna find him and is more powerful in the force meaning if he runs into opposition would he be better at dealing with it. The obviously right choice would be to ether alarm the Empire it self (he is a Senator so they have to act) or use his massive fortune to hire professional bounty hunters making it very clear that they are not to harm Liea or else they won't get payed. No matter if Mando, Boba, Cad Bain or who ever else they all should be able to get that job done.

@Lobsterwithinternet

2 жыл бұрын

@@rynobehnke8289 True enough. Still would make a great HISHE video where he goes to the senate and Reva gets brought in for kidnapping a senator’s child while Obi-wan excitedly comments that he's happy he didn't have to do something so stupid as leave Luke alone to go on a pointless adventure.

Qui-gon basically showed up, said "Yo, what's up", refused to elaborate further and left.

In the next season Kenobi is living with the Tusken Raiders Tripping balls to make a Gaffi stick attacking a gun train putting an end to the spice trade

@pond0479

2 жыл бұрын

He finally got some death sticks.

@dragonknightleader1

2 жыл бұрын

-Bombs the Sarlaac pit. -Demands price controls on a water merchant in favor of a band of punks. -Rides a Rancor into battle.

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonknightleader1 it's still hard to remember that that show wasn't just some fever dream... How the fuck do you write this?

I talked to one of my friends about my problems with this show, when I brought up that the Inquisitors or Imperial Security Bureau should be exectuing the Organas, she only said that the Inquisitors only go after Jedi. Like they WOULDN'T INFORM ANY OTHER IMPERIAL DIVISION about TRAITORS

@kw9849

2 жыл бұрын

They sure go after civilians a lot for an organization that only hunts Jedi.

@GamingGardeningAndLayingSiege

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing functions they way it should.

@scienceviking4490

2 жыл бұрын

Bail was hiding a Jedi. They'd interrogate him just to see if he knew the location of any other Jedi, and then they'd execute him as an example of what happens to people who harbor Jedi.

@petriew2018

2 жыл бұрын

@@scienceviking4490 It's Darth Fucking Vader, the Fist of the Emperor. As soon as gets any details from Reva, he doesn't need her tracking device bullshit. Take the Executor to Alderaan, summon Organa immediately, and tell him the fate of his planet relies on how quickly he can deliver the Jedi that's working for him for some reason. Then they'd make an example of him. THAT is how OG Darth Vader and the Empire from A New Hope would handle this situation.

@dragonknightleader1

2 жыл бұрын

Tarkin had a ten year old case and assumed that Alderaan was a nest of Jedi given how the Organa family acts toward Jedi. -Obi-wan and Leia were seen working with a proto-Rebel Alliance giving the Jedi witness protection services. -Bail was the one who contacted Obi-wan specifically to retrieve Leia because he wanted to keep the kidnapping secret. -Bail then sends a message that he will be the one to watch over the Lars homestead because Obi-wan couldn't be there. Extremely sus behavior to an Imperial prosecutor. Geez, Tarkin made a few assumptions of his own, but they were reasonable ones under exigent circumstances when he blew up the planet.

I LOVE that people say Vader couldn’t grab the ship because it was moving too fast, but the ship he does grab is already flying away and the one that is “moving too fast” is literally parked in front of him before it escapes. He’s got slower reaction speeds than the sloths from zootopia.

@sparkypack

2 жыл бұрын

Plot contrivance 100%

@hassathunter2464

2 жыл бұрын

I just can't believe they saw TROS and wanted to steal that horrible scene from there... like really, steal good content? Not things from the freakin Rise of Skywalker?

@spiceboyog9083

2 жыл бұрын

Also he can sense if people are in there. Part of the force is sensing those around you so he could tell if people are in there

The disappointment saga, now in a complete Blu-Ray box set.

@diazdelosmuertos1503

2 жыл бұрын

I got the Canonbreaker’s Edition in 4K.

@TheHardys01

2 жыл бұрын

They do not have the BALLS to put out an Exclusively Disney Star Wars box set.

@thefigure13

2 жыл бұрын

Blu-Rey

@creativecorner2071

2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad I still have the blu-ray box set of the first 6 that were put out before Disney took over. I think it is even called “The Complete Saga” or something like that. To me, that is the only true version of Star Wars. Everything Disney has done with Star Wars more closely resembles Spaceballs, except not funny.

@username45739

Жыл бұрын

@@creativecorner2071 Is that because you like the number 6 or something? What a random opinion.

The stormtrooper getting limply slapped seems like the actors were told to improvise an action scene on the spot and they just went with the first take.

@eugenekrabs6400

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xeroph619 Would’ve honestly been better if there was a banana peel

@fraiseld2183

2 жыл бұрын

@@eugenekrabs6400 Dont forget the cartoony sound effect to emphasize that this is a show about "Space wizzard for children".

@blacklivesorblackvotes2985

Жыл бұрын

@@Xeroph619 or maybe the action scene was just shit?

@patrioticcat5768

Жыл бұрын

That slap reminds me of the one from GET SMART where Steve Carell punches some guy going right but his body goes left and he says "wrong way" Because they had to fake it. But Get Smart seems like they put in more work for a silly movie.

@kinagrill

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if they revealed she were a Former Padawan, so she had at least some force capability.

Rewatching this, I'm struck by how the guys can't help but describe a better version of the show while watching.

Been letting this play while I was out running errands and I came back to this inexplicable scene of Black Inquisitor lady, for lack of a better descriptor, INTERROGATING the tiny child Leia? ....Uhh....what does she hope to get from her? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS! Leia: I once stole candy from the candy store *sobs* and then, I blamed it on my frieeeennnndd. *sobs* And another time, I went out past my bedtime and *huffs* I didn't even tell my mom where I was goooooooinnngg!

@karbonknight2278

Жыл бұрын

LOL the Chunk interrogation scene from The Goonies!

Bruh Fringy called Reva story from her first scene. And Mauler called Reva catching Leia on that tunnel and also that there was a reason Leia's droid attacked Reva. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

@bananaboi9067

Жыл бұрын

Literally loved that part so much it was so predictable her backstory I saw I coming aswell but fringu literally nailed it EXACTLY. Wtf was her character and why is she not dead Vader is not so incompetent he can't kill someone with his lightsaber its kinda a speciality of his going around killing all the Jedi left alive.

@sentient_typewriter

8 ай бұрын

I don't understand how people didn't get the whole Reva being the youngling at the beginning. It was framed later as a reveal or twist and that's insane it was so obvious 😂

A note on Imperial security and her cover: The Galactic Empire uses several layers of protection and information security. 1. Codes and credentials have authorization limited to specific assignments. Not just sectors, but assignments. If you're not in the exact right position you will be shot. 2. A base like this would be very tight security. It would also have at least a few Imperial Security Bureau officers within its ranks who make certain procedure is followed at point of blaster and are commonly around among the troops. They are also always sniffing for treason. 3. All vessels incoming require active and up-to-date credentials with clearance codes memorized that pair to the specific type of vessel. 4. These are extremely strict and punishable by death for violations, because the Empire will just jettison you out of an airlock. The only characters that can do anything without showing proper and full, exacting clearance of this specific station are potentially Grand Moff Tarkin, the head of the ISB, Darth Vader, and Emperor Palpatine. Other Grand Moffs also have near-universal authority within their sectors but that's still limited to the specific subset of systems. The 12 Grand Admirals also have pretty wide-ranging authority but that's limited to naval affairs. Considering that the number of people who can get clearance without being specifically cleared for it at this point would be maybe 4 people among the trillions serving the Galactic Empire, yeah that's not gonna happen. Also stormtroopers have vacuum seals in their armor that can last several hours. How dare anyone compare Disney to the Prequels. I would rather watch 7 hours of Jar Jar failing upwards than 10 minutes of 70% of Disney Star Wars.

@HerohammerStudios

9 ай бұрын

Uhhh source?

@Grrk_Jr

5 ай бұрын

But have you considered “no”. This needed to happen so fuck it. If only we had a Star Wars show account for these things. Oh well

@pubcle

5 ай бұрын

@@HerohammerStudios What a redditor response. How about Return of the Jedi where it is directly described how difficult it was to get Imperial security clearance. As well as any military ever on how there's a separation of authority and clearances. Or the multiple sourcebooks both pre and post Disney dating back to the 1980s The entire existence of the Imperial Security Bureau.

"When the time comes, he must be trained" Luke's 10 years old, he should have started Jedi training 5 years ago if Obi-Wan wanted to train him, artificial conflict for pointless drama.

@sparkypack

2 жыл бұрын

Remember, Rey Palpi didn't even need training.

@thefigure13

2 жыл бұрын

Issue with that was Owen didn’t want to let him. The conflict was between Owen and Ben

@mysterymastermind175

Жыл бұрын

@@thefigure13 Woulda been nice if we spent more than 3 lines on that conflict

@storytellingchampion6438

Жыл бұрын

I mean, they can make an exception during unusual circumstances. Anakin wasn't 5 when he started training. Obi-Wan could definitely still train 10 year old Luke.

@Manostion

Жыл бұрын

@@storytellingchampion6438 Anakin was "too old" when he started his training and if Obi-Wan hadn't promised Qui Gon and then threatened the council that he'd train him with or without their consent, he wouldn't have been trained. And since he was too old and Qui Gon wasn't around, it led to Darth fucking Vader existing. So, all in all, that wasn't the best example. Yes, Anakin was still trained despite being too old, but everyone considered it a mistake, including Obi-Wan, and "when he's old enough" makes zero sense for him to say. What's more is that Obi-Wan was never gonna train him to begin with, just keep watch over him. Only when Leia reached out to him and the Owens got roasted by the Empire did Obi-Wan decide to train Luke after all. In short: Obi-Wan would not have said that the boy needs his training once he's old enough.

To anyone curious "Jump the Gun" refers to sports like track and field, where shooting a gun stars the race, so "jumpt the gun" would mean act prematurely

@dragonknightleader1

2 жыл бұрын

I do prefer people literally jumping their guns though.

@sologamer3122

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonknightleader1 yeah that clip was pretty funny

Taking vader's stance at the end. "Kenobi means nothing", then summarily forget this happened. Then return to the OT with exact mindset that this show never happened.

@chromicm6686

2 жыл бұрын

"I wonder if your feelings are quite clear on this my friend."

Vader and Kenobi are quipping at each other, like they do this fight every day. And they're just saying stupid obvious stuff like, "So. You have returned." I agree with Mauler when he says, "You can SAY something like that, but that should be one small line in a MUCH larger conversation." This is Darth Mf'ing Vader and Obi-wan Kenobi, who haven't seen each other in ten years. They should have much more to say to each other. Here's what Vader has to say during his fights with Obi-wan: "Did you truely think you could defeat me?" "You have failed." “You cannot run, Obi-Wan.” ... “I am what you made me.” ... “The years have made you weak. ... “Now you will suffer, Obi-Wan. ... “Bring him to me.” "Then you will die!" These are the kind of lines you would program into a Darth Vader action figure toy.

@Phoenix0F8

9 ай бұрын

it's like the taunt lines in a boss fight that you wish you could mute or skip after you've been stuck on it several times in a row lol

@vario6492

6 ай бұрын

Even League of Legends characters in-game have better set of lines 😂

04:19:43 will never not be my favorite part. The silent disbelief at the incredulous trenchcoat scene followed by howls of laughter. It was my exact reaction as well XD

@sirpepeofhousekek6741

Жыл бұрын

Someone *wrote that.*

@NUTnCASE

Жыл бұрын

He's got four legs!

@tahuluke6133

10 ай бұрын

@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 They planned that. They wrote that. They approved that. They filmed that. They approved that again. They didn't see anything wrong with that. They edited that. They released that. We were forced to witness that. How are these people allowed to do this insanity?

Fun is not something one considers when watching a franchise they love die.... but this does put a smile on my face.

@ritenac6770

2 жыл бұрын

Star Wars died a while back. These recent shows are flies feeding on the decaying corpse

@nananamamana3591

Жыл бұрын

@@ritenac6770 Stop ruining the joke, Ted.

@blacklivesorblackvotes2985

Жыл бұрын

@@nananamamana3591 the joke was crap so it ruined itself

@kinagrill

Жыл бұрын

and this is how a great franchise dies.... with stumbling Failure.

@username45739

Жыл бұрын

@@ritenac6770 Yeah didn't it die in like 1983?

So let's do a character casualty checklist: Kenobi - a cowardly loser who lost connection to the Force and ditched his ONE job, protecting Luke, to go rescue Leia, who should have had the resources of an entire planet behind her, and in doing so, actually endangers Luke MORE by basically leading Reva right to him. Vader - Completely overpowered yet incompetent when plot needs to move forward. Also reduced to idiot status by leaving Reva alive. Leia - Turned into an annoying insufferable brat who somehow simultaneously is wise beyond her years yet also incredibly stupid when plot needs to happen. Reva - A completely unnecessary nothing one note character who has one setting: "screaming". Has a stupid plan that's executed in a stupid way with no payoff and we're forced to believe that she's now redeemed because she chose to NOT kill a small defenseless unconscious child. Luke - Oh, was Luke in this, I totally forgot, since this was the Reva and Leia Show, featuring Jake Kenobi. Owen and Beru - morons who stay to fight a Sith Inquisitor with a rifle and sticks. Bail Organa - turned into a MASSIVE idiot by getting Kenobi to rescue Leia instead of, as stated, USING HIS INCREDIBLE RESOURCES AS KING OF A PLANET AND SITTING IMEPRIAL SENATOR. Also, needs to break communication protocol and endanger Luke because plot needs to happen. The Inquisitors - made into goofy caricatures. Stormtroopers - completely useless in every regard and can easily be stopped by slapping them and can't recognize that a person is hiding a small child in a trenchcoat. Aside from that, the lighting is terrible, the editing is terrible, the shaky cam is beyond annoying, the dialgoue is cringe, the acting is half-assed, the writers need to be minecrafted, Disney is horrid, LucasFilm is a mess, and Star Wars is dead. The Diznoids that slurp up this slop and clap like braindead zombies because "reference" happened are the worst thing to happen to media.

@jaysimpson3920

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's sadly 100% true.

@andrewconrad2859

Жыл бұрын

Fantastic comment. Great summary.

@MegaSpideyman

Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure Bail's a King, I've never heard him referred to that way. You could be right, though, if Leia is a Princess. I agree with everything else you say.

@Jay_Perrotta

10 ай бұрын

👏👏

@RampantDaydream

10 ай бұрын

Brilliant summary.

You know what could have been an amazing story for the Empire side of this universe? Have the Organas turn to the Empire when Leia is kidnapped and be taken seriously. We could follow the officer and their squad in charge of the case and see them taking great care with Bail because he's a very high ranking member of their government. Maybe they get slogged down in red tape because the Inquisitors are behind this, and they have to decide if its worth breaking the chain of command to rescue a little girl.

It really isn't possible for the fact that Vader is Anakin to have been public knowledge. If it was public knowledge, Leia would have known, since she was a member of the imperial Senate. If Leia knew, she would have almost certainly mentioned it to Luke at some point during the years between A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, especially since Luke has the same last name as Anakin. The fact that Luke had no idea in Empire makes it pretty clear that it wasn't widely known.

You know the worst thing about the Tatooine Scenes, all of them, throughout the Disney Shows, is that it is presented as if it's an anarchy. Think about Tatooine as presented in the movies. Under Jabbas rule Tatooine became a place were different kinds of people could hide from a Republic, a Federation or an Empire. While the citizens of Tatooine did buy, sell, use slaves the living standards for Slaves on tatooine are surprisingly high. A Mother and her Child worked, got paid, could not only buy the necessities for survival, but also luxury goods, like the Droid parts with which the boy created a certain Protocoll Droid they could freely move in the City of Mos Eisley. They had their own house just for themselves, and from the little interactions we have seen the Tatooinians are surprisingly helpful. Many Filoni fanbois keep thinking that Jabba is evil and that he'd rule over the poor denizens of Tatooine with fear and violance. That's factually wrong.

@purpleemerald5299

2 жыл бұрын

I sense this thread is about to spiral into a much darker place than it already seemed to begin with…

@zacharyhobia159

2 жыл бұрын

@Pinko Slink Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

@gaelstromproductions

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, just don't let the discussion degenerate. Discussing slavery from a historical and economic standpoint is not wrong, otherwise it just becomes denying world history and places us at risk of repeating past mistakes. And in that same vein acknowledging realities about slavery's benefits to economies in worldbuilding of a story is equally as important otherwise you have the clusterfuck that is Book of Boba Fett where we're told bad things are occurring, but effectively none of those bad things are shown happening and it becomes ludicrous. You can intelligently and reasonably discuss slavery's presence in history and stories and what it does to a society and economy without condoning slavery as a concept.

@jonsimpson6240

2 жыл бұрын

@Pinko Slink there is a lot wrong with slavery, and practically all civilizations have used it.

@gaelstromproductions

2 жыл бұрын

@Pinko Slink I'd actually say that's true if you mean dictated morality as opposed to perspective based morality, since the real reason slavery is disappearing is because as humanity has evolved in consciousness they realize that the workforce becomes more effective if they are incentivized and more is accomplished. So 'morality' (or more accurately the realization that harming people doesn't actually lead to long term benefit ala WWI leading to WWII) is something that we are steadily growing into as a species and as we understand consciousness and perspective more. With the increase in perspective which allows us as people to empathize with enemies, the idea of slavery being a viable approach falters. Especially since even the Romans realized that while slavery was an option, integration was far superior to let people keep their autonomy and culture so they retained happiness and just became taxable vassals of the empire rather than become slaves. Slavery was more of a last resort as opposed to the intent for a conquered peoples to the most intelligent civilizations contrary to movie and book portrayals. It's like Indentured Servants has been forgotten as a concept. Plus our perception on slaves has been inaccurate, to the OP's point. The pyramids weren't assembled by slaves who were forced to do it alone, at the time there was a true belief present in the godhood of the pharoahs and to work on it was an honor of a lifetime, even to sacrifice one's life in the building. So without going into ridiculous detail, long story short slavery has evolved out of the more stable places in the planet because true morality has been built based on perspective based empathy, not dictated doctrinal morality which isn't real.

Tiny tidbit of Star Wars lore: Jabiim is possibly the stupidest planet to have a Jedi resistance network on. Why, you may ask? Well, it may have something to do with the fact that the Jedi decided to lead an army there and brutally crush all dissent after the legitimate planetary government chose to join the Separatists and declare independence from the Republic. So Jedi would basically be seen as warmongers and war criminals on Jabiim- probably not the ideal place to make a secret Jedi hideout.

@sologamer3122

Жыл бұрын

True but if it's secret (at least in theory so bear with me) sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight so it could work. I could be wrong but it's not totally impossible.

@SolarDragon007

Жыл бұрын

God, the Clone Wars comics were so much better than the CGI show.

@BlargeMan

8 ай бұрын

Justified intervention honestly, if the Separatists were going to use that place for any significant economic or military purpose. The Separatist movement was a poison pill of unrestrained kleptocratic corporatism sponsored by some of the galaxy's biggest conglomerates.

"The dark side is a pathway to many abilities, like butter spread over too much bread." Bilb Backwalker

@otameal

Жыл бұрын

Bilbobi Wan?

@MegaSpideyman

Жыл бұрын

What's the story with the Bilbo memes?

@sapheiron

Жыл бұрын

​@@MegaSpideyman It's a reference to this moment from EFAP #21: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lpqEsauvaa2Yh6Q.html

Actually couldn't have Luke found out about Jedi since the Inquisitors did land on his planet announcing they are hunting for them. That would be the talk of the town. His friends would have gossiped about it.

Iirc the inquisitors in the original EU were more like super undercover force spy assassins. They didn’t have uniforms, or military ranks, they just had secret ISB and Emperor support. Filoni is the one that turned them into cartoon villains.

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

Oh, that actually makes sense. Glad they changed it...

@DemonicRemption

Жыл бұрын

@bertimusprime7900 So lemme get this straight. What we're given in this "show" are bootleg Inquisitors? Lord no wonder y'all hate what Disney's done to Star Wars.

@boomerb7073

4 ай бұрын

​@@DemonicRemption 80% with Walt Disney is done or direct rip-offs of the EU. As someone who is a fan of the EU, I became more and more jaded as they ripped off more and more things by making them shit. Disney has not had a unique idea with any of their products. (Andor was good, but also I rip off of an EU book.)

How did the story-writers forget Obi-Wan knows Darth is *Anakin? It is in the recap that THEY show! *First response loosely corrected me and second response directly corrected me. If only they had 3 writers/an assistant writer.

@GhostLink92

2 жыл бұрын

I think the idea was that he assumed Anakin/Vader died on Mustafar. Which is ludicrous, because you'd think he'd hear whispers of the Emperor's enforcer across the Galaxy for a decade. As soon as he hears his name dropped, he should know Anakin's alive. Hell, even without concrete proof, he should just assume that's the case. It just makes his decision to spare him a second time even worse. Edit: he doesn't even seem fazed by the existence of the Inquisitors, so if he's aware of who they are and what they do, he must know Vader is alive.

@KayronTheFifth

2 жыл бұрын

@Kirby Thank you, it didn't occur to me to check the video and I couldn't find it with a quick search. Also, I wasn't paid to write that comment, the show-writers/producers (plural) at Disney were paid to write and make theirs.

@gakon8154

2 жыл бұрын

Even better question: how did the actor of Kenobi forget that? I mean he was actually saying it.

It's amazing how early they just guessed the entirety of Reeva's plotline

@andrewconrad2859

Жыл бұрын

Gary from Nerdrotic has talked a lot about how Wokeness limits the scope of storytelling to such an extent that certain characters only ever have a small handful of possible arcs. The EFAP guys have seen the ramifications of these limitations plenty enough by now to make educated guesses.

@akashajones6079

Жыл бұрын

​@@andrewconrad2859Reeva's storyline isn't woke though, it's just been done a million times before.

@SolarDragon007

11 ай бұрын

@@akashajones6079 It's one of the lamest and most un-compelling versions of that type of story.

Ben “when the time comes, he must be trained!” Owen “like you trained for the past 10 years?” there is absolutely no consistency with Kenobi in his show but the fans will swear up and down that he’s well written here. “he’s conflicted with his ideology!” no, he’s just poorly written.

@RogueFox2185

2 жыл бұрын

The only character they did right by was Owen, he was the most sensible person in this entire show.

@kw9849

2 жыл бұрын

It's the Kylo Effect all over again.

@petriew2018

2 жыл бұрын

well, they'll swear it's well written for a week, and then a month from now they won't remember what happened in a given episode if quizzed for details... pretty much nobody will ever watch this a second time, but they'll still give it a 8/10

@dragonknightleader1

2 жыл бұрын

@@RogueFox2185 Yep, the best character is a straight White man who's married. Which was not what these writers were planning on.

@TheMaleRei

2 жыл бұрын

@@RogueFox2185 Uncle Owen: Paraphrased to Reva - "LUKE *IS* MY SON!"

Given Disney's track record, I'm honestly SHOCKED that this show didn't take the opportunity to shit all over Luke, again. That seems to be the only thing they can be counted on to do at this point.

@RogueFox2185

2 жыл бұрын

They did but in a subtle way with that one frame of Luke in Kenobi’s final flashback, like Bail himself said: “It’s not about the boy and you know it!”

@eugenekrabs6400

2 жыл бұрын

They did make it so that he’s already seen a lightsaber before a new hope so the scene where Obi Wan shows him his father’s weapon is now just a little worse.

@petriew2018

2 жыл бұрын

Old habits die hard. Luke's well wihin the age range most Disney execs have a 'soft spot' for....

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

2 жыл бұрын

In original script he was the child and then they replaced him with Leia because it was "too much like the Mandalorian"...even though they already have Ahsoka and Omega...

@ThePessimisticTech-Priest

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I'm sure there is a deleted scene where Luke falls face first into a pile of Bantha shit while running away. Then a random Jawa comes up and kicks him in the balls because why not.

Damn, Fringy figured out the plot quickly! The goo has made him brilliant and dangerous!

These EFAP guys are ridiculous mocking the supposed lack of stakes just because they saw Episode IV. How do you know Obi Wan won't be captured and tortured by Dominquistrixes for YEARS before a strong diverse lesbian character Jedi in a hoverwheelchair rescues him?

@bondagebritney3124

2 жыл бұрын

P.S. yes, Dominquisitrixes use double red lazer whips.

@hellothere2464

Жыл бұрын

this joke never gets old! 😂😂😂😂😂

@Phoenix0F8

9 ай бұрын

I wish I got captured by a dominquistrix

I counted 8 Lightsabers in the box. So there are at least 8 other trained Jedi in the space port and NOBODY gets their weapon to fight the Stormtroopers. Spectacular.

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

It was actually 7 lightsabers & a massage wand

@BlargeMan

8 ай бұрын

I don't think that implied all 8 were in there, just that 8 had come through at one point or another and left their sabers behind.

That RLM review was one of the most disappointing things they've ever done. Thank you all for giving this the treatment it deserves.

@Daxinar0

Жыл бұрын

Mike and Rich's brains were on vacation for that one. Jay seemed as confused as we were.

@SangheiliSpecOp

Жыл бұрын

​@@Daxinar0 Their brains were indeed on vacation, they were stuck inside the high on life movie theater probably

@madcapmakov2

Жыл бұрын

They went soft

Man, the Expendables in space idea with Kenobi in disguise leading or working with a group of bounty hunters and intermittently using the force to remain secret is awesome!!! It's brings tears to my eyes it's never ever going to happen.

@purpleemerald5299

2 жыл бұрын

The Clone Wars already did that, surprisingly enough…

@MsNovaris

2 жыл бұрын

@@purpleemerald5299 For real? What was the scenario?

@rascoehunter3608

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsNovaris in the Clone Wars arc that he is talking about Obi Wan faked his own death and then went undercover as a bounty hunter to stop a conspiracy to kidnap Palpatine.

@purpleemerald5299

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsNovaris To make a very long and convoluted story arc short, Obi-Wan disguises himself as an obscure assassin character so that he can infiltrate a group of bounty hunters that Dooku is assembling for a plot to “kidnap” the Chancellor. Of course, Obi-Wan and the other jedi sabotage the whole operation, but it involves Obi-Wan having to remain as “average” as possible while going on this batshit “road-trip” quest with a band of wanted criminals. It gets pretty “out there” at times, but it’s surprisingly passable and far better written than…whatever this show was…

@rascoehunter3608

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsNovaris it is Season 4 episodes 15-18.

I'm convinced this show wasn't written by a human being. Disney fed the original movie script into an algorithm that pooped out 6 TV episodes, and they just filmed whatever was in them.

Real life comparison of Aunt Beru: UO; they're sending a Tiger Tank AB; we've got a slingshot and a wine bottle, we can't lose

I have too much to say for this whole video, so ill just stick to my one observation: I love how action scenes in the OT and to some extent some action scenes in the prequels you were genuinely hyped, because they were sparce and fun. But you flash forward to the Disney era and every action scene is met with "no, please... stop"

@hk1371

Жыл бұрын

Because if you actually had the characters halt for a moment and actually reflect or talk, you realise they have very little to talk about in the Disney Star Wars shows. Mando is a blank slate that is hard to narrow down, Boba should have tons to talk about yet has been stripped of anything beyond lip service ("I grew up surrounded by water") and Obi Wan is conflicting with two rewrites of his character. You allow the audience time to see that and your cash cow is in trouble. Just have action everywhere to either please or distract them from that.

Timestamps 0:00 Introduction to Part I 5:42 Part I Commentary 41:18 Opinions on Part I 1:00:37 Introduction to Part II 1:04:02 Part II Commentary 1:30:02 Opinions on Part II 1:44:47 Introduction to Part III 2:05:27 Part III Commentary 2:43:13 Opinions on Part III 3:18:06 Introduction to Part IV 3:26:42 Comment Showcase (1) 3:58:58 Part IV Commentary 4:24:40 Opinions on Part IV 4:43:20 Introduction to Part V 4:53:33 Comment Showcase (2) 5:07:00 Part V Commentary 5:41:07 Opinions on Part V 6:05:06 Introduction to Part VI 6:38:21 Part VI Commentary 7:20:56 Final Opinions 7:55:20 Super Special Secret Surprise Episode Comment Showcase 8:22:59 Bonus Clips

@bilbobalboa1499

2 жыл бұрын

Legend

@erykrejner2528

2 жыл бұрын

THIS should be pinned. Or in the description.

@jameshale1740

2 жыл бұрын

You’re doing God’s work

@ThatDangerousWolf

2 жыл бұрын

Needs to be pinned!

@broisyougobbling

Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU KING

Disney Wars is now on the same level as Rob Zombie's Halloween II, where they labeled an axe as a fire extinguisher.

@kenXtripleI

2 жыл бұрын

Well they have one thing in common... they both rely on shakey cam

@kinagrill

Жыл бұрын

I mean if you try hard enough you CAN extinguish a fire wit han Axe.

6:59:10 "That is why you will always lose." He literally won the Mustafar fight against Anakin and left him for dead...

1:46:10 Regarding Darth Vader extracting thoughts from Luke, that seems much more passive than what we see in the Force Awakens. In Return of the Jedi, it's almost like Vader overhears Luke's thought. "Your thoughts betray you." That implies Luke is actively thinking about his friends, in particular Leia, and Vader is simply picking up on that through the Force. Whereas in the Force Awakens, Kylo Ren and Rey are using the Force to actively pull thoughts and information from each other's minds. I think the former works better because a disciplined individual, which arguably Luke is not at that point, would keep their mind clear and thus avoid being goaded into striking out in anger. It makes for a better blance of powers if Sith can sense powerful emotion but a well-trained Jedi can mask their emotion.

@Xeno_Solarus

Жыл бұрын

On top of that, there's the further connection of Vader being Luke's father, and I'm not super knowledgable about Star Wars lore, but perhaps that also adds to it.

@oXRaptorzXo

Жыл бұрын

I like that they function differently. Vader is way stronger and so will overhear thoughts, while Kylo and Rey had to forcibly take them

@TheSatisfiedPig

Жыл бұрын

​@@oXRaptorzXo nah that's weak. Being able to pull specific thoughts out of someone's head at will is way more powerful than just "overhearing" them passively. Shit Disney Star Wars is shit.

@oXRaptorzXo

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSatisfiedPig What I was saying is Rey would have to focus really hard while it’s effortless for vader

@TheSatisfiedPig

Жыл бұрын

​@@oXRaptorzXo it's better as a passive power. It's one thing if they can sense thoughts someone is having while under great stress, it's another if they can just pull them out. It becomes a question of why don't Sith just mind rape everyone they need information from? Why bother with the rigamorale of interrogation?

Obi-Wan has become the Joel of Star Wars except unlike the meme, everything is actually his fault after EP6 due to him being such a moral coward.

@yetanotherspuart3993

2 жыл бұрын

But Joel still killed starwars right?? JustWrong cannot be.......incorrect.

@prestigemultimediagroup6436

2 жыл бұрын

Murdering an opponent in cold blood after they are defeated is NOT THE FUCKING JEDI WAY FFS STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID THATS WHAT VADER WOULD DO NOT OBI WAN OR ANY LEGIT JEDI KNIGHT LET ALONE MASTER AND COUNCIL MEMBER jesus christ im so sick of you people making thisnarguement out of everything that was the most jedi thing obitwo does in this show so ffs stop being so rageful

Instead of trying to appeal to Reeva's better nature Kenobi should have just said "I'm going to rat you out the second Vader gets here. He knows I'm not a liar. Your only option is to help me."

Disney doesn't understand silence. Dark Vader wasn't scary because he spent hours telling us he was scary. The same was true of the emperor (previously). Telling someone your scary and intimidating just tells us your insecure and trying to project strength you don't have!!

Mulch. That's a good descriptor. Mulch riddled with the seeds of weeds for a garden no one wanted. If Reva's whole plan was to kill Vader, where the hell was she in Ep3 when Vader was wandering around after Kenobi? Why was she still tracking Leia through the tunnel? Why wasn't she stalking Vader waiting for the opportunity to finally end him? Oh right, that objective doesn't exist until Ep 6.

@petriew2018

2 жыл бұрын

why is she somehow almost 30 when she'd have to be no older than 18 for the timeline of her life to make any sense? That's how little actual thought went into this writing...

@solarsailer4166

Жыл бұрын

@@petriew2018 Agreed. But you see, maths be hard. :P

So we have Star Wars: A Droid Story and a Reva spin off announced. Here are a list of ideas of Star Wars Spin Off Series: Binks Jettster Frik Book of Phasma Holdo: A Star Wars Story Ewoks: A Star Wars Story The Legend of Rose

@robvandenberg7778

2 жыл бұрын

I think we all need more Frik

@matthewcollins4773

2 жыл бұрын

We'd all hate a Rose series, but we cannot win by fighting what we hate, and so we must accept it.

@apocryphicdeath

2 жыл бұрын

Only if Jettster is an underworld crime boss hell bent on ensuring his diner franchise stays #1 and keeping the secret ingredient of the Mon Calamari burger safely hidden.

@Lobsterwithinternet

2 жыл бұрын

I'd rather see more of Bea Arthur and her Tatooine bar than any of those.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

2 жыл бұрын

By the way, in the trailer for Mando season 3 they brought BABU FRIK back! YAAAY!

It's funny how obi wan went from killing Darth Maul just because he learned obi wan was protecting someone. But Reva, (someone who up to this point is still an inquisitor) literally almost kills Luke but obi wan decides this one he'll let live? what you're that confident she wont tell anyone, or that the empire won't try to capture and interrogate her for information. Obi wan would never have taken that risk but since it's modern star wars the only people who are allowed to die now are faceless stormtroopers.

That show was infinitely more entertaining with your commentary, boys. Thank you EFAP!

@kenXtripleI

2 жыл бұрын

Only way to watch it

I agree with Vader being tried for war war crimes because the same happens to Megatron in the "More Than Meets The Eye" and sequal "Lost Light" comic book series. After spending time with the crew of the Lost Light and being redeemed in the eyes of the main crew members and readers eyes he still faces trial and the best we are told is that he could face either life in maximum security prison or execution. The reader is not told what happend but based on context clues I belive he was killed for the millions of lives he took and ordered to be killed.

I can see the writer's room now.... How do we get to the next scene? Someone's stupidity. How do we get to the next scene? Someone else's stupidity. How do we get to the next scene? Already there, just keep moving. How do we get to the next scene? I don't wanna do this anymore. How do we get to the next scene? Uhhhhh Mulligan. How do we get to the next scene? I said Mulligan!

@TheMaleRei

2 жыл бұрын

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!

The only thing that cheapens the "he is my own" line is the way Reeva has to laboriously set it up for him with her line before it.

How can Obi-Wan train Luke, which he says must be done when he’s of age, if he doesn’t have any connection to the force anymore?

@yetanotherspuart3993

2 жыл бұрын

"Look, he gets his powers back and trains the boy." -disnoids

@jcore0981

Жыл бұрын

My working theory is that scene was shot specifically for the trailer just to drum up interest. The scene basically plays out the exact same in both the show and trailer. Which is why it feels so disjointed from the rest of the show and themes.

@TheMandaloreFett

Жыл бұрын

To be fair. He was still a Jedi Master, he still has the knowledge to train and guide in the ways of the Force. That being said, the show is still sadly and objectively not very good.

@jcore0981

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMandaloreFett Yeah but when the young Jedi kid comes for help he basically says, fuck off I can't help you, the Jedi are dead. That doesn't really seem like the attitude of someone looking to train.

@TheMandaloreFett

Жыл бұрын

@@jcore0981 That is unrelated. Completely.

Anyone else's brain make them finish the X-Men theme after Mauler did a bit of it?

you know who did the "I have a huge weapon i can use to my advantage so i will open the fight with that" right? fucking Sans

Kenobi himself states that he had not gone by the name Obi-Wan in a long, long time, since before Luke was born for that matter.

They seemed to have made Vader evil for evil's sake. Sure he used killing/torture of those under him to keep discipline, but he wasn't the one to order the destruction of a populated planet.

I like how in the beginning of the first episode, you all seemed hopeful. Like, "that's not too bad" or "that's a nice idea." You had no idea how far this show would fall. Lol

If Third Sister's plan was to use Bail Oragna to find Obi-Wan by kidnapping Leia hoping that Bail would contact Obi-Wan, how was Bail allowed to travel to Tatooine without being detected? A hooded cloak? He should have been under surveillance by both mechanical devices and by living agents. He is not a trained undercover operative that knows how to evade surveillance.

@yulbrynner8293

2 жыл бұрын

trenchcoat

Don't worry, we'll learn more about Wade in the Andor series

@sparkypack

2 жыл бұрын

ugh.. 😩 why can't they just produce an enclosed story?

Stabbing someone straight through the stomach with the blade coming out the other side severs the spine. No one is paralyzed despite having their spine severed.

@TheSatisfiedPig

2 жыл бұрын

They have two stomachs bro, relax

@sapheiron

2 жыл бұрын

​@@TheSatisfiedPig Oh right, I forgot.

@drunkencowboyagni

2 жыл бұрын

no bro it makes sense they have 2 spines

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@sapheiron it shouldn't even have to be said.

@sonicrush44

Жыл бұрын

No, no, no, you all go it all wrong. Thay have 2 sets of intestines that makes 4 different intestinal tracts, 2 stomachs one of which being called the squeedillyspooch, 2 main lungs plus an extra lung behind the second lung, and four spines connected to one spine inside the main spine. I thought everyone knew that.

if you slowed the footage down, you can see that Obi Wan's lightsaber is doing zero damage to the Stormtroopers armor. Disney Wars is so bad that they can't even show the damage being down by a lightsaber swing.

It's pretty incredible how every planet they visit in this show looks exactly like southern California.

Vader should get his plans stifled by Obi Wan and say, "This is all Obi Wan's fault!" and then Obi Wan steals his droids, so Vader says, "You've turned them against me!" but actually it was because Vader mistreated them, so Obi Wan says "You have done that yourself!" and then later they face off in a swamp, and Obi Wan finds a spot that isn't submerged so he can move around easier, and he says, "It's over, I have the dry ground!" but vader says 'don't underestimate my power!" and then falls over. it's super smart.

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

switch to decaf lol

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

No one would write that, come on.

@tahuluke6133

10 ай бұрын

@@HerohammerStudios I hope you know they're joking, come on.

@HerohammerStudios

9 ай бұрын

​​@@tahuluke6133 I hope you know I was joking, come on. All of these are lines taken from an actual movie, so saying no one would write that was a joke, you smelly zoomer....

"they hunt anyone who's force sensitive" I thought EVERYONE could use the force? That's a major theme of all of disney star wars.

Obi-Wan is trying to contact a force ghost,and he lost his touch to the force, ah, of course, why wouldn't he.

@UltraKardas

Жыл бұрын

The only way the writing could salvage that... is with a retcon. Obi-Wan should have been given a near impossible task during his training with Qui-gon. Like having to confront the reality of Vader. The fact his apprentice survived, only to kill countless people; and to be able to carry that burden, even beyond death. It should have shown Obi-wan doubting himself in his isolation and that doubt leading him to fail the training, and struggle for a time. Later by his acceptance of his failures, he gets the strength to persist. That strength and determination helping carry him on past the failures of his body and even past his own death.

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@UltraKardas random people in youtube comments are 1000% more qualified than 'professional writers' at this point. It's insane

TV Tropes' excuse for not riddling this show with a lengthy "continuity snarl" section? "Well, Leia meeting with Obi-Wan now explains why she names her son Ben!" And they also think the duel scenes are good.

@grandarkfang_1482

2 жыл бұрын

TV Tropes has stupid people working on their website, we know this already.

@reverendrico5631

2 жыл бұрын

The actual reason, Ben was Luke’s son in the EU and Disney just rips off the EU and does it in an inferior manner.

@baileylanore

2 жыл бұрын

Another thing to counteract that point is that it could have been that Han chose the name, as he interacted with Kenobi more in A New Hope than Leia ever did

@BluePhoenix_

2 жыл бұрын

@@reverendrico5631 while also claiming there is no source material

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

Rittling*

Is there any reason why the Organas couldn't get the Empire to help rescue Leia?

@gingeranagram2467

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely none

@DerichndofCoomland

2 жыл бұрын

Because the "plot" needs to happen.

@purpleemerald5299

2 жыл бұрын

Stop using your brain and clap like a good shill.

@matthewcollins4773

2 жыл бұрын

Because the modern writers ignore or don't understand the nuances. They know that Empire = evil, Organas = good, and so the fact that the Organas are part of the empire doesn't seem to compute for them.

@randomperson-up5vt

2 жыл бұрын

It would be logical and that is not allowed

a few years back I was about to start working in LA as a talent agent but opted against it at the last minute. sometimes I wonder about what it would've been like if I'd followed through but shit like kenobi makes me realize I made the right choice, bc if I had to manage the kinds of morons that make this garbage and then get rewarded handsomely for it, I would've lost my mind and become a drug addict or something.

This show seems like a subtle fuck you to Luke. Defeating Vader doesn’t seem like a big deal now. Or at least kanobi didn’t think so. Even though, if he did kill Vader he wouldn’t have had anywhere near the threat to Luke’s life. Making his job on Tatooine a fuck tonne easer.

I just realised, if the inquisitors hold the dead bodies of Jedi at their HQ (including child padawans) then why the hell did they leave the guy from episode 1 dangling in Tatooine? Either those other Jedi are in stasis and that’s going to be a dumb plot point for future series, or they left him as a pointless warning not to harbour Jedi when they already showed the consequences by cutting off a hand and nearly murdering a guy with a knife. Or the writers just had them do something against protocol to give Obi-Wan guilt

Show: "See, the last scene between Vader and Obi absolves Obi of the horrors and death Vader caused!" Except Obi sparing Vader makes him responsible for every horror and death Vader causes from then on... At least in RoTS he left Anakin for dead so Vader wasn't really his fault, now though? Absolutely his fault.

@Mytelefe

2 жыл бұрын

Jedi separated a child from its mother leaving her to die in SLAVERY then completely botched the training of said child all the while knowing it was very risky thing to do. Left Anakin to fend for himself vs sith lord then put all the blame on him used his pregnant lover with complete disregard for her well being then mutilated him leaving him to die in agony. On top of that later training and indoctrinating Anakins children in order to kill him.

@petriew2018

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mytelefe this would all be true to someone who hasn't actually seen the prequels. Anakin was not exactly an angel by nature, a big reason his training was 'botched' was because of his own inner demons that he couldn't, or wouldn't, face honestly. This left him a prime target for Palpatine, who also played a big role in his fall from proverbial grace. There's also a big argument to be made that Qui-Gon's ultimately at fault for insisting he be trained as a Jedi in the first place, in spite of he fact he may not have been up to the pressures of it, because of his pre-existing emotional attachments that ultimately undermined his training in the first place. Blaming Darth Vader solely on Obi-Wan or the Jedi is the kind of simplistic nonsense Disney would like you to believe so they don't have to deal with the kind of complex storytelling they don't want to pay a professional to write. Darth Vader is the end result of choices Anakin made, knowing full well he was headed down the road of darkness.

@nont18411

2 жыл бұрын

@@petriew2018 Plus, Anakin’s main motive of getting more power aside of saving Padme is to rule the empire and free the slaves, right? He ended up enslaving way more people during his reign and it’s not the Jedi’s fault.

@chromicm6686

2 жыл бұрын

@@petriew2018 I disagree, the Jedi council are squarely to blame for Anakins fate. Qui-gon was right to have him trained, can you imagine how an insanely powerful, vengeful child prodigy would turn out on his own on Tatooine, without any guidance in slavery? He would have become Angron Under a decent father figure like Qui-gon he would have probably become a decent person, but after he died and no other Jedi were willing to step up and give him paternal affection the only father figure he had was creamy sheev. Realisticaly what was going to happen when they shunned him as a problem or outsider and ignored his fears for years, all while palpatine treated him as the son he never had? Even better when they told him to let his wife and kids die while palps gave him a way out.

@petriew2018

2 жыл бұрын

@@chromicm6686 uh-huh, you disagreeing means little when you explain that it's based on really terrible reasoning... Anakin as an untrained, ignorant 'child prodigy' is not dangerous, because this isn't Disney Star Wars yet were training is purely optional. What would Anakin have done without training? i mean, this was back when the force had rules, so the most likely scenario is he'd have lived and died in anonymity on a planet the Galaxy had long since forgotten. Tragic end? sure.... but less tragic than what happened when he did get trained... You're assuming Qui-Gon would have been a great father figure, but once again this is an assumption that flies in the face of what you were actually shown. Qui-Gon's motivation was a vague prophecy, the belief in which may have over-ridden his better judgement. Clearly there is a good reason why you don't train children like Anakin, children who you do have to force to leave the families behind. Anakin himself demonstrated why there is, in fact, some wisdom in that practice. This blind assumption that Qui-Gon was somehow automatically in the right is a mistake a lot of people make, but is contradicted by the film itself. He was not motivated by concern for Anakin, his motivation was blind faith. realistically the only conclusion you can draw from the film is that Anakin was doomed from the start.... which, i mean, duh, that was the whole fucking point of the story from the get go. Lucas said as much, he was written to be a tragic figure. Every step of the way Anakin is shown to be aware of what he's doing. He struggles with his emotions, he knows when he's doing something he shouldn't. He has he reasons for doing them, but you have to be a complete idiot to convince yourself he's just an innocent victim in any of this. And before it even comes up, i don't give a flying fuck about what gets retconned in 'the clone wars'. The continuity in that show is dogshit no matter what it made you feel.

7:36:18 They felt proud to make Leia get told she will become Leia which feels so off compared to other shows I’ve watched recently. Better call saul is the prequel to breaking bad and I was like “hahaha saul is weird” in BB. But then watching how they re-contextualises Saul/Jimmy is so satisfying, you see signs of Saul from BB while also showing him in a brand new light and the Journey to how he changes his name to Saul in the end felt so amazing to be a part of instead of characters being like “Yeah you will be a weird wacky lawyer in the future lmao” which would ruin everything. And the fact they do that to Leia is insulting to other prequels of any good fiction.

Happy Forth of July to all the EFAP audience, heartfelt from Americaland!

I swear from EP 9 all the way to this series is meant to be a parody. Thinking disney is trolling everyone they know their drones will defend it regardless.

@Lobsterwithinternet

2 жыл бұрын

It's been a late April Fool's Day joke since Poe did a ‘Your mama’ joke.

I love how Fringy immediately, accurately guesses what Reba's deal is as a character, but it still gives him pause because it makes so sense. I thought something similar XD

Just finished this and all I got to say is this: This is what happens when the marketing department and/or the finance department makes a TV show.

They really needed to give Reeva the Count Dooku treatment

@sakkra93

Жыл бұрын

There was once a time when Sith would murder their peers for such blatant disrespect. I miss those times.

I just found out what Palpatine did to the jedi archives. I googled this and in a year the archives were ransacked and destroyed. HOW does Reva still have that information between Bail and Obiwan if the archives were destroyed when she was still a kid, is a mystery to me. The only three people that broke into the jedi archives would have been Obi, Yoda, and Jocasta Nu. Jocasta was chased by a full suited Vader into the temple and stole some of the jedi archives. Btw Jocasta dies because she knew Vader's secret

@Lobsterwithinternet

Жыл бұрын

Actually, the comics have both Vader and the Grand Inquisitor looking into the Jedi Archives when Jocasta was infiltrating them. But this just opens up a bigger can of worms.

@Warmaka

8 ай бұрын

the books played dead and survived, is my guess.

@Matty-pn9fy

6 ай бұрын

I remember the battlefront two level where the archives are destroyed

Did the writers think that the first interaction between Owen and Reva was a good setup for the finale? The only way it works is from a totally meta perspective if you've already watched the whole show because in-Universe it just establishes Reva as nothing more than a Saturday morning cartoon villain, just like every other in Disney Star Wars.

The dialogue at 29:18 is something straight from a Neil Breen movie. That's the level of quality Disney has brought to the table for their multibillion dollar property

4:00:20 Vader in Episode 3 "I am what you made me." Vader in Episode 6 "You didn't kill Anakin, I did."

The “big finale moment” being a straight up rebels rip off but worse is crazy to me every time I see it

I love when Mauler says "Who's fault is that?!" and there's like 10 seconds of silence at the end.

Disney simps: "Rey doesn't need to train to use the force, it's inherent." "Of course Kenobi needs to practice to use the force he hasn't used it in ten years!" Anyone else starting to think they simply have some learning disabilities?

Me:"Watches EFAP day one" EFAP: "Reuploads full mini's" Me: *Wat'cha bring me?*

I'm at a Amazon warehouse listening to this, seething at how this show SHOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. At least your guys commentary helped me get through 12 hours. You guys are awesome.

Disney as a company dying would be a general benefit to the entire media community. Games. Movies. TV. People would once again remember that they are not untouchable and need to demonstrate talent.