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@workingman9019

2 ай бұрын

I love your work man. I've been a supporter of you for a while. I hope you keep ripping on bad Star wars. 😂 Do lightsabers not kill any more?

@workingman9019

2 ай бұрын

Can't wait for you to rip on rings of power season 2. Lol

@OutrageousOnPurpose

2 ай бұрын

I use G2A whenever its better than steam. A real treasure.

@SamLanena

2 ай бұрын

11:32 🤣😂🤣 cyber bullying 😂🤣😂

@mr_gutsy5151

2 ай бұрын

In the start you can see him as normal then change into obi wan and also qui gon gin

Qui Gon watching force-users and normal humans surviving injuries far worse than his is the best side plot to this whole thing 😂

@SlyerFox666

2 ай бұрын

​@@yeahokbuddy2510patreon

@ONECrewReacts

2 ай бұрын

Not true tho. Qui Gon was stab in the center of his chest, likely piercing part of his heart. Maul got sliced through the waste, avoiding any vital organs for his species. Sabine was stabbed on the right side of her abdomen and Rema & The Grand Inquisitor were stabbed in the stomach. All their wounds were instantly cauterized and based on the nature of their wounds (and dark side fueled hate for 3 of them) they were able to heal. Qui Gon's wound was much worse and as a Jedi he was ready and willing to pass over to the Cosmic Force, rather than fighting to stay apart of the Living Force

@josephkerrigan733

2 ай бұрын

@@yeahokbuddy2510 Don't worry about the party. You're not invited.

@josephkerrigan733

2 ай бұрын

@@ONECrewReacts Qui Gon was stabbed in the centre of his body. He wasn't stabbed in his heart if you think that you are incorrect.

@yeahokbuddy2510

2 ай бұрын

@@josephkerrigan733 I never get invited :(

"I don't consider myself responsible for Anakins actions after I was seperated from him" 🤣 That is a great line 😂

@paulhilario1419

2 ай бұрын

Best star pilot in the galaxy... and a cunning lawyer.

@hirudinaria

2 ай бұрын

I'm sure he had a hand in some actions 😂😂

@workingman9019

2 ай бұрын

True. Evil Anakin is the one who killed the younglings. Dumb Anakin was separated in attack of the clones.

@workingman9019

2 ай бұрын

@@hirudinariaAnakin- Oh shut up. Lol

@user-ni2bo3mu5p

2 ай бұрын

I love Obi-Wans reaction too, he is so mad at Anakin, but he knows that it is the truth, he actually surprisingly makes a good point

Wait til Qui finds out about what Palps came back from...

@ericpeterson5994

2 ай бұрын

Showing him the "sequels" would be tantamount to cruel and unusual punishment.

@udbhavgoyal7505

2 ай бұрын

yea, taht reaction should be done.

@Jebu911

Ай бұрын

haha yeah at least i think palp was a clone or some other bs but revas survival is just showing how gutless disney writers really are. I mean she was definitely a goner the grand inquisitor surviving makes more sense as he is not a human and probably some storm trooper came to check and dragged his ass to bakta tank. she was just left for dead in some abandoned base.

I almost choked to death when Anakin casually links Obi to France via his cowardice.

"She's everywhere, it's gonna take hours to clean her up" LMAO 😂 kinda dark though 💀 🥶

Hang on, Reva survived getting stabbed through the chest with a lightsaber twice..

@weareharbinger914

2 ай бұрын

Yep, once as a child to boot. Both times without a clear way to get off planet, but somehow...does.

@ReeseCraven

2 ай бұрын

My headcanon is that Vader sucks at stabbing people. He always misses their vital organs. 🤷‍♂️

@faridhaikal6713

2 ай бұрын

What worse is that she somehow arrived on tatooine

@workingman9019

2 ай бұрын

Also if you notice they forgot to put a hole in her armor where she got stabbed lol. I'm so sick of bad Star wars. Thank God Charlie is here to make us laugh at it.

@Spectreofwar

2 ай бұрын

@@ReeseCraven OR - and hear me out - he's really *good* at stabbing people, and is deliberately going for the longest, slowest, most agonizing death. It just so happens that the plot rolls around and some of his vanquished foes get un-vanquished through bacta magic.

Qui Gon always snacking has me on the floor LOL!

@workingman9019

2 ай бұрын

My mom loves it too. She says it relaxed her for some reason lol

I do love it's technically true that this Anakin is indeed not responsible since he was grown from the hand Dooku severed hand and Kenobi can't argue that fact.

@ian-flanagan

2 ай бұрын

like an inverse Ship of Theseus

Younglings are to Anakin what Pringles are to most people, once you've popped, you... just... can't... stop...

@bbjygm

2 ай бұрын

To the tune of McDonalds jingle: Young-ling mass-a-cre! I'm lovin' it!

@priestesslucy3299

2 ай бұрын

Annie was there to help them. From a certain point of view

@Pokemon-Kid112

Ай бұрын

So many ways to misconstrue that

Turns out Anakin had too many Death Sticks on the day of Order 66 so some of his supposed lightsaber stabbings were actually complete misses

@HolyknightVader999

2 ай бұрын

I suppose Anakin set his saber to stun, so those kids probably survived and got picked up later to be Inquisitors like Reva.

@healthandsurvival4461

2 ай бұрын

I think it would have been awesome to see his lightsaber color slowly start to turn red as he progressed ordered 66

@Username18981

2 ай бұрын

Now I'm just imagining anakin high as a kite swinging his Saber and distracted by the colors. The massacre was an accident while having a bad trip

@HolyknightVader999

2 ай бұрын

@@Username18981 Not even a massacre, at that point he probably had the saber set to stun, which explains why he keeps failing to kill kids like Reva.

@KriegsmarineCZE_Jaegermeister

2 ай бұрын

@@healthandsurvival4461Thats not How kyber crystals work. They are to some degree sentiment beings and to turn them Red, you need to make them bleed.

Anakin's French accent was purrrrfect! Ahahaha! Cracked me up. Qui gon saying No, she is Every Where!!! Brutal and Brilliant at the same time!! You sure do deliver the goods CH!! Thank you!!

17:00 “Oh it gives you PTSD does it?” -Quigon Jin 😭

Poor Qui-Gon always has to watch this nonsense happen 😭😭

@KrazyJohnny

2 ай бұрын

All his sacrifice just to be let down by Obi-Wan time and time again.

@hirudinaria

2 ай бұрын

Qui gon is the only one who can enjoy the sequels 😂😂😂

“You, work at quadruple speed. The rest of your cowards, follow me.” I wager a thousand credits Qui-Gon can’t be any funnier than that.

Qui-gon Jin: “A fine addition to your collection…” Me: (waiting for a Grievous appearance by Charlie)👀

@nathanfreeman8250

2 ай бұрын

I wanna see Charlie try a grievous impression

"Sir Qui-Gon Jinn" has a ring to it!

Im gonna be honest, this content is an essential part of my life..its unbelievably perfect and hilarious. Star wars will never be the same!

“I always assumed Kenobi’ was French” 😂😂😂

"Oh yeah? Name one." "...Cyber bullying." The complete confidence made me burst out laughing and i missed the all the next jokes

"Yeah she done" lol oh poor Qui Gon any stab does not kill these days.

Qui has me singing "good guys always win, good guys always win!"😂

Qui Gon will be so pissed when he sees the sequels... 😆

@Animationstudios221

2 ай бұрын

Make him watch gabitzo’s version of duel of the fates

“You’re like in your late 30s” 😂😂😂😂

- Lightsaber leaves a baseball bat sized hole straight through and out the abdomen along with vaporized internal organs and a severed spine - Disney fans: “No big deal, a lightsaber cauterizes the wound, so it’s all good now.”

@mikzpwnz_3199

2 ай бұрын

At that point, how can we be sure anyone in Disney star wars is actually dead? Do they have a non-onscreen death rule for anyone with a face? If you don't want them to die, don't inflict injuries on them that would make them die. Simple as.

Over 1500 views in 15 minutes. That is wonderful. I’m glad to see this channel growing as it is one of my favorite Star Wars KZread channels that I watch on a consistent basis. Keep up the great work that you are doing. I would rather watch this than anything that’s on network TV today. To me this is pure entertainment.

@ian-flanagan

2 ай бұрын

And 1 in 10 views giving an automatic thumbs up before watching the video :D

@Rickywwx

2 ай бұрын

​@@ian-flanagan💯💯💯💯

@Rickywwx

2 ай бұрын

​@@ian-flanaganyou already know it's going to be hilarious Even before you start watching

Another asterisk win for Obi Wan. Had me LOL.

I'm losing it every single time to Qui Gon getting pissed first degree when someone uses the Force to open doors lmao the moment I saw him do it I knew what was coming. "Great use of the Force..."

When you realize Anakin was kept off the council because he was the only one who got laid...

@MelissaLawrence2002

2 ай бұрын

I have a hard time believing some of those guys didn't have mad game in between the sheets.

@brandonhallam51

2 ай бұрын

@@MelissaLawrence2002 having mad game is a path to the dark side...

@MelissaLawrence2002

2 ай бұрын

@@brandonhallam51 maybe so, but tell me you really don't think Obi Wan, Plo Koon, or Mace Windu enjoyed themselves some random women during the Clone Wars days.

@jdotoz

2 ай бұрын

If I recall correctly, there was one Master who came from a culture that required him to marry and sire children or something. At any rate he had an approved exception.

@brandonhallam51

2 ай бұрын

@@MelissaLawrence2002 definitely sounds like part of Mace Windus backstory

Qui Gon Jin: they blame me huh? 😂 Obi-Wan: …

Qui Gon had the look of "I'm sick of this sh*t!" at the very end!!🤣🤣🤣

Me: Oh cool, Charlie's doing more of the Kenobi series. The Anakin in me: 👉Ahh haa ohh wow! ooh ho ho wow, that's so cool man. Ohh woww! ..Let's watch it again.

@CharlieHopkinson

2 ай бұрын

Thankyou! Hahaha oh wow ahaha

@taylor22222222

2 ай бұрын

@@CharlieHopkinson 😂

I love how Luke chops his hand off the exact same way but it wasn't training

20:09 the silence was TOO DAMN LOUD 😭😭🤣🤣

Qui needs to eat some Pocky. They’re like little lightsabers he can play with

@JohnDoe-vm5rb

2 ай бұрын

Ooo, yes

@s0nnasauras630

2 ай бұрын

He'd love pocky seems like a cookies and cream kinda guy

Given that Reva survived twice, I suppose Anakin had his saber set to stun when he ''stabbed'' those kids in ROTS. 5 bucks says more of them will show up as Inquisitors or Emperor's Hands.

Vader really used the force to open an automatic door🙄

@ONECrewReacts

2 ай бұрын

That shit was moving too slow for him 😂😂😂

@MichaelChill

2 ай бұрын

@@ONECrewReacts 😂😂

lol, "I was fighting General Grievous, I had orders...."

@sebswede9005

2 ай бұрын

And "Good soldiers follow orders".

"If you put one youngling out of its misery, you might as well kill 100"

"It's just business!" had me rolling

@vincent8421

2 ай бұрын

What had me rolling was how read was so sneaky and then just screams before striking him it's like are u trying to let him know ur ther3

The Darkside of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to not be canon

@thenovicewhispers

2 ай бұрын

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...non-canonical.

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are upset about Tala, meanwhile, Anakin is sad for the Droid. This is my type of content.

At this point in snack land, Qui Gon force ghost should weigh 400 ghost pounds

You killed MORE younglings?! 😅

Her living was an april fools prank... right? Right.....

@Alexs_love

2 ай бұрын

😢

@workingman9019

2 ай бұрын

The next episode is hilarious! Quis reaction to her surviving is hilarious! 🤣

20:05 the stare that qui gon gave killed me 🤣🤣

I love how hayden adopted the style from the clone wars. He isnt as btchy and whiney as anakin anymore.

This is by far, the best Star Wars stuff out there. God, I hope Disney doesn't come after you- that'd be a sad Day.

@billm3210

2 ай бұрын

No they just keep producing more content for Charlie 😅

Just occurred to me, Ben had one job: to sit on his butt watching Luke from afar whine his way through his youth, while he got old and turned into Sir Alec Guinness. Guess it was just a part time job.

Geez Obi-Wan, THAT'S your rallying speech?! AWESOME!!!!!

Qui Gon is crying a whole country due to him being the only Star Wars character in canon to die via a stab wound (not counting Han Solo). He's probably thinking it's not fair. Why me only?

@DanCooper404

2 ай бұрын

So Han survived?

@marethyu3702

2 ай бұрын

Disney be like: Han died from the fall actually😂

@alexmartin3143

2 ай бұрын

In the movie canon, yeah… But not overall… Sidious stabbed Savage with two lightsabers…

@Autumnhades-fp8db

2 ай бұрын

​​@@marethyu3702nah Disney logic be like he coulda still been falling when the base exploded depending on how hollowed out the planet was

@AngelGuzman0925

2 ай бұрын

😂 Han didn’t die from the stab. He died from the fall

Elbows in training?! Qui, you backhanded Maul. Obi-Wan and Anakin have kicked each other a lot.

I died laughing, like Qui-Gon, unlike Reba. These non deaths from light saber wounds gotta hurt! Brilliant, critical, thanks Charlie.

If you wanna kill someone with a lightsaber and everyone survives the stabing, you would think the sith and jedi would have learned to turn the enemy into grilled sashimi by now

@MiosPanties

2 ай бұрын

More decapitations

It is true, you don't hear about English waiting in queues any more. Back in the day it was all the rage. How times change.

As Captain Kirk once said, "in the heart, in the head, it doesn't matter I won't stay dead". Star Trek predicted future Star Wars.

Charlie’s true gift to us : watching the whole shows so we don’t have to.

The kenobi show really cemented that plot armour exists, because not only did Anakin slice up Reva's two pals, abut nd chose to stab her, but ALSO a child survived a lethal wound and escaped when the entire planet would be looking for her.

I live for the moment when i look down at my phone notifications and see KZread "Charlie Hopkinson New Video"

Qui: A tragic, but satisfying end.Yup...she's done. Over." Ohhh qui, if only you knew what was coming next. He's is gonna blow a gasket.🤣🤣

Yay! Been waiting for this! You're doing great work and making people's lives that much easier to bare. Thank you, Charlie!

Qui, ya almost got me. I almost made a wager on Obi. Not gonna enable anymore. Alright, alright, 200 credits on Obi.

"Oh please not that party.. 😂

I’ve been in the men’s toilet in Yates’s in Liverpool and he’s right😂😂😂 only he forgot the ankle deep piss and questionable brown stains on the wall.

Kenobi is ours. Y'all trying to steal my cat?! No! Lol

Sir you are the best never stop making Star wars movies 🥇🏆💯👍🏼

"The 2000s called, they want their comeback back" Absolutely brilliant

🤣 these videos are just the best from the bantering between chars to the jokes and great impressions the 2000s called you obi Kenobi 😂

The "phasing in" effect in the first second, as he morphs into character was pretty neat! Little details are appreciated. Its like an Animorph cover, except yah know, NOT a nightmare, lol.

@Pokemon-Kid112

Ай бұрын

Oh my force. I thought it looked familiar. I l9ved Animorphs

They should totally make a qui-gon gin TV show. I know they kind of did that like animated show with him as a Padawan but it would be cool seeing him train. Obi-Wan

Could it be possible to cyber-bully Vader by sending messages straight to his suit’s electronics? Like just have tweets calling him Fatty No-arms appear in his visuals?

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

2 ай бұрын

Just spam his messenger with ph/of content with titles that play on in¢€$t.

"I grabbed a flaming torch and ran straight to the Deeping Wall" - Anakin Skywalker of course

7:50. It was clearly self-defense. The younglings attack the poor innocent Anakin.

Qui-Gon needs to learn from these examples and get on that Sith dark side anger. Maybe then he can hate himself back to life.

@ciweoh

2 ай бұрын

😂😂 that got me good

Absolutely love these!

Qui Gon being bad with credits is hilarious 🤣🤣 couldnt even afford a new engine on a top secret mission lmao.

@micson128

2 ай бұрын

He does indeed owe a lot of people a *LOT* of money.

Qui Gon still hasn’t paid up 😂

Charlie is Star Wars gold!

Not sure why I wasn't really surprised a man of your heritage would botch the saying "Now we're cooking WITH gas" at least once. Seems as American as good old clean burning propane. ;) Love ya Charlie!

Ghost Vader should make a cameo some day

Yeah with Qui Gon being one of my favorite characters in Star Wars… I feel you Qui. It’s 💩🤡 to think Reva would’ve survived.

you know its good when i have to remind myself thats not ewan and hayden sitting there frfr i love your show man youve gotten so beast at this

one of these days Qui Ghost is gonna turn to the dark side from the sheer hatred to those stabbed by saber in vital organs who dont die

Qui-Gon jsut so done with everyone surviving deathly injuries ,everyone but him. XD

“Don’t blow a gasket, Qui”

When Anikin said "from a certain point of view" I was laughing my head shots fired obi wan 😂😂😂😂

I say that Vader purposely didn't kill her with the stab there. He tossed her aside into the gutter with nothing. That seemed like a better punishment than simply killing her.

im pretty sure disarming your opponent in a sparing match is a pretty standard way to declare a victor.

@bl5365

2 ай бұрын

yes, but the definition of disarm is questionable with the force

I was going to skip your ad, well rather I did, but then I realized how short and on point it was, so i tracked the video back and watched the AD. You are the only exception to my AD policy.

Slightly dwarfish Anakin gets me every time!

Seeing these guys react to LEGO star wars (even just the cutscenes of the complete saga) would be amazing. Imagine Obi Wan getting annoyed at his portrayal in the Naboo levels (his lightsaber not turning on for example).

Cyber bullying took me completely off guard

Looks like they equipped the Wiffle-Bat version of Lightsabers. 😂

Thanks for the video ❤

Sir Qui Gon Jin, Master of the old Order of the Jedi, Foremost proponent of the Living Force, Succumber of the most menial of lightsaber stab wounds.

Reva is the least intimidating character of possibly all time lol

@ian-flanagan

2 ай бұрын

There’s always a less intimidating… fish

Reva getting stabbed then looking at Qui. Obi not saying anything. 😂

I dont know who writes the dialogue for quigon but that remark about yahtzees toilets is to bang on. 😂

nice to have u back recovered!!

this series has replaced RLM Star Wars content as my very favorite Star Wars adjacent media. that said, they are kind of hard to search through for what specific shows and episodes they are commentaries on. maybe make playlists of each specific series/seasons they are on. cant wait to watch Obi, Qui, and Anni watching the OT and Sequel T.