The fact that this routine got a nod in the Skywalker Saga game makes me so happy

@miriambanash4188

11 ай бұрын

Okay now I want to play the game and I do not do gaming.

@c0mputer

11 ай бұрын

How? Can you explain the nod it got?

@The_Brainsturgeon

6 ай бұрын

And also in the Star Wars Porn Parody.

@cdst8888

Ай бұрын

It's included in the star wars spoofs special on the first complete 6 film blu ray star wars set.

@kernowpictures2002

28 күн бұрын

It’s because TT games the developers are British🇬🇧

This never gets old.

@Alunamai

8 жыл бұрын

+Paladin Paranormal So very true.

@bazcuda

3 ай бұрын

You're not wrong 😂

My 12yr old son is washing up in the kitchen with his mum, all I can hear is 'This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, why with the power of the death star.....' Good family laughs right there! Thanks Eddie!

"did you dry these in a rain forest?" I think of this line every day when I eat in the canteen at work

"This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. This one is wet. Did you dry these in a rainforest?!"

@ibosquez5238

7 жыл бұрын

💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧

@ZeHoSmusician

3 жыл бұрын

4:27 _"Why...with the power of the Death Star, do we not have a tray that is fucking dry?"_ A valid point! Though, one could note that (at risk of death by tray) because so much power is dedicated to dealing out death, there's not much left for anything else... :)

"I'm your boss!" "You're mister Stevens?" "Who's mr Stevens?" "He's head of catering" "I'm not head of catering!"

@ladymantis

7 жыл бұрын

thatguyyousawinasda lol that's my favorite line!

After 10 years this stays in my top 10 youtube videos ever... I learned english thanks to this masterpiece!

@benholroyd5221

3 жыл бұрын

You learnt English from Eddie Izzard?

@savannahm5529

3 жыл бұрын

Check out his "dressed to kill" stand up.

@donnabarronpatreon6733

3 жыл бұрын

So you speak authentic English mumble? 😳

@mastod0n1

2 жыл бұрын

@@donnabarronpatreon6733 hahaha I love Eddie Izzard but he is not the ideal person to learn English from. Great use of vocabulary, but so absurd most of the time.

@Me-fo1kk

2 жыл бұрын

And i bet you've learned a bit of history as well.

Eddie is a god of comedy and certainly in the top five of British comedians.

"I can kill Catering with a thought." - Darth Vader

There’s a Lego Darth Vader canteen film which is brilliant to watch.

Come on, the Death Star must have had a staff restaurant. He realised that and went with it. Eddie stands with anyone in the history of comedy.

@peterclarke7240

Жыл бұрын

Well, it was set a long time ago... Before the dark times. Before the dynamic fiscal restructuring in a quest for greater efficiency, otherwise known as "austerity." 😂 In my head canon, the Empire was precisely the sort of twattish organisation that gets rid of it's staff canteen because the boss gets insecure about everyone going for lunch and not inviting him, so rather than just ask, he makes everyone have to eat at their desk in sullen silence. 😂

he is more elegant than I could ever be. his foot movements are perfect. witty, intelligent and gracefully. damnl

@11calman

3 жыл бұрын

Just love your "Traffic" Song

One of the funniest bits from any stand-up...ever. Wholly original and laugh out loud funny.

@thethirdman225

Жыл бұрын

It's a classic.

Dude. I cannot tell you how many times I return to this video, how many times I share this with a loved one. This is an extraordinarily funny and original routine. Hats off to you.

Mr Stevens, head of catering, the most influential figure in the entire Death Star, more powerful than God himself.

@griffoneye1

7 жыл бұрын

I want a Mr. Stevens, Head of Catering action figure.

@vardellsfolly5200

7 жыл бұрын

You really do not want to have anything to do with Mr Stevens. He will hit you with his +2 frying pan.

he's very good at rambling, he's actually quite brilliant at it

There better be a Death Star canteen in Rogue One

@DanielVerberne

7 жыл бұрын

I hope the CGI representing the Penne Arrabiata is well executed.

@flibbityfloo1779

6 жыл бұрын

Arief Leuvenardi sorry there wasnt

I first saw his video from 'Live at Madison Square Garden' where basically the whole routine was the history of the world. I was laughing so hard throughout. He's an absolute legend and very unique sense of humor. You've got to watch that routine.

Love how the guy who joins the que later is Welsh. The accent just makes it funnier 😂

@AtlasBlizzard

Жыл бұрын

Welsh is the funniest of the British accents.

@JLajos

9 ай бұрын

@@AtlasBlizzard and makes the grapeyest of jams.

"This isnt a game of who the fuck are you" Gets me everytime when someone thinks they're amazing

Eddie Izzard is NOT transexual...he is a transvestite. He is a straight man that likes to dress as a woman.

@Tuosma

9 жыл бұрын

He is a male lesbian.

@xerospacious4024

9 жыл бұрын

Tuosma he isn't gay you twonk :3

@Tuosma

9 жыл бұрын

xero spacious A male lesbian isn't gay ;)

@xerospacious4024

9 жыл бұрын

Tuosma oh OH

@Naitohana

9 жыл бұрын

Twonk xD that word will make me laugh forever lol

"...Alright, I'm Jeff Vader." Just brilliant!

@ZeHoSmusician

2 жыл бұрын

"Can I have your autograph?"

This is still a top tier bit.

this classic never gets old... Jeff Vader omg lol

You're Mr Stevens?? LOL

@Tigerman1138

3 жыл бұрын

“..Who is Mr. Stevens?!” “He’s head of catering.”

@PhiniasTBirdpocket

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tigerman1138 gets me every time

@gmill7414

Жыл бұрын

That's Jeff Vader, that is.

Sir Lord Baron Vonvaderham will be Eddies title when he gets his Knighthood!.

@OtherSideOfMorning

8 жыл бұрын

Slut Banwallah!!!

@exsappermadman25055

8 жыл бұрын

OtherSideOfMorning Can't see Her Maj saying that......

@ibosquez5238

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

Eddie, you're bloody awesome. I can't count the amount of times we've watched this, STILL makes us laugh.

I am your boss You are mister Stevens? I died

@annabalogh3360

6 жыл бұрын

Jakub Mike same

This guy is a bloody genius, and I think he is mildly mad. (crazy)

10 years ago, when I was 9, I heard this damn joke in a Lego stopmotion video. I can't believe I stumbled on the source after so long XD

@rodneyadkins6850

6 жыл бұрын

The Great Gamer I remember that video it was funny

I still remember the time I got a damp tray at Subway, and this one was running through my head.

Love those pants and those heeled boots! Eddie is the best!

“Head of Catering” 🤣

Apparently he swooshed over the top of alot of heads. Love you Suz...❤

Only Eddie Izard could bring such brilliance to what is essentially a rambling bit o' nonsense! 🤣🤣🤣

"No fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray" still cracks me up to this day.

@JohnM...

6 жыл бұрын

michael Hennessy I just cracked when he said: " Oh, fuck it - gimme a tray."

The bit where he goes "this is the death star, we are in the death star", I thought we were going to have a play on the anarcho-syndicalists from monty-python and the holy grail.

One of the best comedy bits ever!

I can never order penne arrabiata without cracking up everytime... :D

@SparksDrinker

6 жыл бұрын

Liar! You have never ordered it!

I want there to be a canteen scene in a star wars film. Maybe eddie izzard could be mr stevens.

Lol Eddie is such a nut, I love it. He'd be so much fun to just hang out with day to day and see this material evolve from bits & pieces into something worth a ticket. I bet folding money that canteen stuff started out by him fumbling around making dinner and talking to himself in a half rant. He's a great actor too. Loved him as Long John Silver.

Seen this 3 times and every time this sketch kills me with a tray. Brillant!!!

This was hands down his best joke yet

Sketch ruined the Star Wars ending. Every time I see the Death Star exploding, I just see canteen staff dying. 😢

@KwisatzHaderach.22.

2 ай бұрын

RIP Mr Stevens

@veebxl

2 ай бұрын

But that's the beauty of it I can never see Darth Vader without thinking of him in the DS Canteen 😂

"did you dry these in a rainforest?" i died

How many times do you think this entire scene played out with Kylo Ren at the Starkiller base canteen?

@tipperary1082

8 жыл бұрын

12

@andyofzz

8 жыл бұрын

who? the radar operator?

@Mincecroft

8 жыл бұрын

+andyofzz u kicked my wrench

Death by tray! Lol classic Eddie bit

"That's Jeff Vader that is!''

Thank you youtube algorithm. Never heard of this Eddie Izzards and this is brilliant.

@rmcode

Жыл бұрын

The lego version is even better!

@linlasj

Жыл бұрын

He does wonderful acts on the war too. Second world war.

@rtitelbaum

11 ай бұрын

​@@rmcodeThanks for mentioning it! I just watched it and it was very entertaining

For those of you keeping track it goes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9.

@alexnewman8793

6 жыл бұрын

MonsterHunterRoon Yeah but then for flow of story if you go 451236 it works as a story that has a beginning middle and end. But regardless you forgot the cartoon movie and 3.5 (rogue one)

IT DOES DEATH! ... I'll get a tray... fuckit....

never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂

I just found this guy yesterday and he is the real deal. As active as I am on KZread even with comedy I can't figure out how I missed him. I listened to him most the night last night, while I was making chord progressions and have to say he kept me from it a lot great talent.

@Pedrovarni

2 жыл бұрын

One of the most famous comedians in the UK.....

@maggiewalsh9418

2 жыл бұрын

You now have the pleasure of devouring all of Eddie's work with fresh eyes and ears....oh, how I envy you ...

@TheEyez187

Жыл бұрын

My Ace Comedy playlist might have something you've missed!

I must have watched this skit 50 times, i even know it by heart and it still cracks me up. Awesome writing!

I'd take Izzard's remake on Star Wars over Lucas' any day of the week and twice on a sunday.

@AmandaDavis6130

7 жыл бұрын

*singing* Eight days a week

"I am Vader, I can kill catering with a thought! "What?" "I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought.. just.. I'll get a tray, fuck it." This is gold, haha

Poor Geoff Vader. I hear his kids joined the rebellion.

@TeeLow

9 жыл бұрын

SirCraigius this deserves all the likes.

@Wavemaninawe

8 жыл бұрын

+TeeLow It does. It certainly does. Any chance of running a charity for Geoff? I think he could use some councelling.

"There will be a big floppy character" XD

brilliant with the conversations, two or more quirky characters, the conversations with himself.

1 of the best comedy monologues iv ever seen

This ... this is comedy classic eternal :)

no matter how many times I watch this I die laughing

@comrades6868

6 жыл бұрын

RIP Frenesi.

@wavetech_

6 жыл бұрын

by a tray perhaps?

"Death by tray it shall be"

My cat's name is: Mr Stevens, Head of CATuring......seriously, it is.

@norffcdoomer1393

3 жыл бұрын

Cat Stevens… oh my god.

ah----the farce is strong in THIS one.

so funny love Eddie

This scene needs to be filmed. Love it when Eddie goes off on a long tangent.

I haven't laughed in a long time, and now my face is sore. This is so hilarious.

Hilarious, and that exit was so boss

He looks better in heels than I do!

Brilliant.

Probably the funniest man on planet Earth

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

@YZJY

2 жыл бұрын

I always loved that bit! All of Fawlty Towers is hilarious.

@sandynicholson5097

Жыл бұрын

I literally just watched this Fawlty Towers sketch yesterday.

@fredflintstoner596

Жыл бұрын

@@sandynicholson5097 YOU NAUGHTY MOOSE !

@balazsbarabas3514

Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people would laugh at thisínowadays, let alone know what Krakatoa is.

@fredflintstoner596

Жыл бұрын

@@balazsbarabas3514 ANYONE FOR TRIFLE ? THE DUCK'S OFF !

This is so old 2 & 3 hasn't been made

@aidanmercer9422

8 жыл бұрын

It was broadcast in 2000 so it was before episode 2 & 3

@wp6192

8 жыл бұрын

+Aidan Mercer yeah I knew that

@daroth7127

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr.Squiky.inc 2and 3 were actually 5 and 6

@TheNatdavey

8 жыл бұрын

+NintendoWolf He does a new version in force majeure. this is from the nineties xx

legendary

Brilliant doesn't get any more brilliant than this!

this is not a game of who the fuck are you! lol

Star wars is not set in the future, but in the past 😍

I have ticket to see him. My wife surprised me. I'm so stoked to see him perform. I'm a huge fan.

I imagine Kylo Ren standing in line at the Starkiller Base canteen wouldn't be nearly as funny...

@xGuardianAngelx

8 жыл бұрын

Well what's left of him

@YouthfulJeff

8 жыл бұрын

+theFkinDarkLord Well now we know

Heard someone say once, that Eddie izzard is the missing python! Yuuuuuuuup!!!!😂😂😂

@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere

Жыл бұрын

when he gets his job chopped off he'll be missing a python that's for sure

@capthappy8884

Жыл бұрын

@@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere if said with only humorous intent, lol!

@thomashjensen1556

11 ай бұрын

Izzard IS the missing Python: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fKSAk5SinNOqnrQ.html

so pretty sure there's heavy Monty Python influence here. love it

@narlacat68

7 жыл бұрын

Keegan do you live in New South ? (nsw)

@keeganmessineo5537

7 жыл бұрын

I live in the new England

@joeyherrmann9564

7 жыл бұрын

+Keegan Messineo same

@johntucker23

7 жыл бұрын

where abouts geographically is New England? specifically?

@finnclougherty453

7 жыл бұрын

john tucker above and to the east of New York

We need star wars a new hope special special edition with that scene

You want peas with that?

Now I feel stupid. I just applauded to my laptop...

Priceless!

Very funny and very clever.

Mr Stephens, the name of everyone's head of department...

His make up is always amazing!! so jelly

Absolutely brilliant!

Vader would prefer the tray. He wouldn't enjoy getting any more burns.

You’re Mr. Stevens??

Love this, so funny

This bloody sketch has my grinning like a maniac every time I'm out to an Italian restaurant or shopping somewhere where they sell penne. Damn you Jeff Vader!

Keep on rocking eddie

Absolute genious!

@dcmastermindfirst9418

Жыл бұрын

It's genius

Eddie just rules!

@marioiacolucci

6 жыл бұрын

viator2566 is he a tran sexual? sorry for asking nothing against him I did like this act

@marcoboscarol2420

6 жыл бұрын

Executive Transvestite XD

i sooo needed this , thnx

One of the best comedian going

Alright I'm Jeff Vader

@KiwiSentinel

Жыл бұрын

No I'm Jeff Vader.

@malahammer

Жыл бұрын

@@KiwiSentinel Can i have your autograph

@KiwiSentinel

Жыл бұрын

@@malahammer I too can kill with just a thought but will consider death by tray if you like.

@malahammer

Жыл бұрын

@@KiwiSentinel never mind. I'll have the penne.....no peas!