Nobody can say "Fuck Off" quite like Eddie Izzard.

@NothingYouHaventReadBefore

7 жыл бұрын

Mr Susan It's the poshness of his voice.

"Always treat your neighbor like someone who lives near to you"

Great, today I had been at a funeral, and as soon as the priest said: "Saint Paul to the Corinthians...", I recalled this and I had to hold my breath for an hour or I would have started laughing out loud in the middle of the service. Thanks, Eddie: you made a better person of me. :D

Wouldn't be unfair to say this man literally shaped my life. First saw the DVD of his 'Circle' show when i was about 12 or 13 back in 2003/4 and nothing was ever the same after that! xD Finally got my dream of seeing him live in 2009. What an absolute hero and legend of comedy.

God, he's brilliant! Absolutely my favorite comedian and has been for YEARS! Thanks for sharing this!

Love Paul (brackets Saint). Always cracks me up how he says that 😂

@noise6869

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂 but honestly the whole piece is AMAZING 🤣

35 people put a sock in a toaster and leaned over on Tuesdays.

He is Brilliant across the board. Learned in so many areas; "Cake or Death" all the quips he throws out, like vegetarian painter, fact! Ended up in a ditch covered in petrol--fact! Number of deaths for each country, dead on accurate! Then he can turn around and w/out saying a word, just facial gestures, slight finger, & minute movement of right hand (palm); Eddie has the audience in stitches for more than two minutes! Genius! Oh, topic? Huh. Hint: Jerry Dorsey.

@svyatoslavrurikovich8831

7 жыл бұрын

"So...yeah..." - Eddie Izzard

"Love and kisses, the Corinthians" lol

I have to watch this every few days. Cheers me up like nothing else can.

'never lean over on tuesday' :)

Excellent now I know Saint Paul's address!!!!

Eddie Izzard is like one of those freaks back in school who never opened a book but always still seemed to know everything. He's like a bottomless hole of knowledge with a histerical twist.

"Old moaner St. Paul, isn't it? I don't want it. I don't want it!"

'Love, Paul (Saint).' Very, very Monty Python. No wonder John Cleese called him 'the lost Python.' You can almost imagine his complaint letter: Dear Paul (Saint), I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the letter you wrote to the Corinthians. I know many Corinthians, in fact I am one, and only half of them put socks in their toasters. Yours, Eddie the Non-Corinthian (Transvestite, exec., PhD in comedy, so on and so forth)

Izzard is just hilarious! one of the best comedians

funniest man alive. I adore him

Just subjected myself to Dane Cook to see what all the fuss is about. Had to come here to remind myself what a comedian is supposed to do.

"Whose idea was it to be a pen pal with St Paul anyway? He was supposed to stop doing it at fifteen, it's been years."

never put a sock in a toaster?.....jam on a magnet? he's lost his brain, hasn't he?

The smile at 0:55... (sigh)

he's a living legend! some people shave their legs for charity some people shave their head... but not eddie, eddie ran FORTY THREE MARATHONS back to back, thats true dedication and kindness!

Superb thinking out of the box!

Ah crap *scrapes jam of magnet*

honestly - does it get any better that this?!?!?!?! he is incredibly gifted...

Love and kisses.

Holy shit! I didn't know Cleese called him "the lost Python". Fuckin' amazin'!

always treat your neighbor like someone who lives near you...

I love this man!

Always treat your neighbor like somebody who lives near to you, never put a sock in a toaster..hahahaha he's my favorite comedian

Political Journalist famous for writing letters 'from America' which he read them out on British radio & hence shed light on American current affairs.

Has such a great knowledge of history and is a funney as, love every thing i have ever seen.

omg this is awesome...i love eddie....hes so funny. there is nothing sexier than a man with a british accent.....

SAINT PAUL SAID: "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. (...) And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." 1 Corinthians 13

thank you all!

love eddie!

Sooo good!

genius, Eddie- always

Eddie love the word "jam" dsnt he? Best comedian ever this guy!

The best!

no one can say "fuck off" as good as this man!

Tuesday the 28th......of something :D excellent delivery

AND I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD! I'm just telling you so you don't judge me.

Fantastic! I love Definite Article :3

If you've never seen an elephant ski...that's how it goes!

oh no, i leaned over twice yesterday.

we were watching a video in Religions last week and they mentioned St Paul- this was all I could think of. That always happens in religions and history- Eddie takes over.

Hannibal, a Carthiginean general, is famous for, among other things, crossing the alps with his army, including war elephants.

Never put your socks in a toaster. He's heeded you all warning.

"ooh he's lost his brain, hasn't he."

br1ll1ant just br1ll1ant

Izard is a genius

On the comments somebody said he's going to hell. I don't think that. Have a good day, Cleogirl.

You know, I always wondered how Paul got any letters back, being constantly on the road and all.

Never put a sock in a toaster!

35 people think Eddie got this joke from Family Guy.

"Dear Paul, When you addressed your last letter to "The Hebrews", did that mean just us in Cappadocia or all of us? We're just going to forward your letter to the Roman ghetto and pretend it never happened, okay? Sincerely Joshua bar Ehud Simon bar Malachi David bar Judas etc." "

Prime Minister, until he decides otherwise.

I don't think he's going to hell. I really don't.

well thanks for that.

:D that's made my day :D

always can learn sth new from watching eddie's clips, these bible figures and cities history are new to me, as a non-christian catholic but it's still funny and informative 👍 x 10000

@romeisburning6739

2 жыл бұрын

A non Christian Catholic?

26 people put socks in toasters.

classic!!

Very funny! I just spat my breakfast all over my keyboard.

You are absolutely right. The other variation is 616. The number represent no other than Nero, who went to history as the one who persecuted early Christians with the most venom. Well, John was not the Latin spelling bee, so some mistakes happened.

Paul [Saint] BA Honors

"as you can tell from my preable, this is going to be quite a long letter..." XD

yes

"don't put a sock in a toaster" XD

"Paul (Saint)... B.A. Honors"

He was considered at one point for the Doctor on Doctor Who. Still want to see that. We have a female doctor now, but it's time for an Action Transvestite doctor!

@RoseMajere yes.

does anyone know where I can find the next bit of that, with the elephants? We translated a passage about that in Latin last week and my prof wants to see it.

are you insinuating my sock's arnt holy...? i infact know they are sir...take it back...

the corinthians, Corinth, HELLAS.

If that's the case, count me in. :D

@slabywielblad: That bit at 1:52-2:02 is actually: "Whose idea was it to be a pen pal with St. Paul anyway? That fucking backfired didn't it? You're supposed to stop doing it at about 15 he's been going on for yeeears..." Just had to be picky, haha.

@Zeila68 Haha, that happened with me and the whole WWII and Napoleon thing in Dress to Kill.

2:26 is the best :D

Paul Bracket Saint

Dear Iraq...

...I shouldn't find him as funny as I do, but he's just too funny XD

someone is either an english major or woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Are you saying I CAN'T put a sock in a toaster and claim it's holy?

love and kisses LMAO

And Hannibal came over the alps to attack Rome with the Cartheginians and his three brothers: Had-a-bull, Has-dribbled, and Have-a-banana - whose full name was "Oah, Have a banana."

@slabywielblad "Who's idea was it to become pen pals with St. Paul? We've gotten bum-*beeped* from it - usually people are about 15 when they stop doing it......" :D

It's Tuesday, better not lean over...

@AThagoras LOL! Nice...

He looks remarkably like Julian Clary.

He said whose idea was it to be a pen pal with st paul anyway.

@DanielGillberg As well as "you daft git !".

fucking hilarious!

thank youuu! :) I love this british accent but it makes me 'eeeeer what?' sometimes...

at around 2:00 you can see the word "hobgoblin" in the background - what book is that?

@Wackyfox Juice...never suckle juice out of a vampire. Although I wouldn't recommend suckling jizz either.

there was a code in the numbers, it varied according to the roman authority of the day, i don't remember where i learned it but the guy was jewish and a scholar of ancient texts. so it's wasn't 666, and the same things with alot of the images in the revilations. they were meant for the time the people wrote them as a cryptic way of wishing the end of roman control know the comment is old, wanted to say it anyway.

I've read somewhere that he was dislexic. Anyway - what is it with Eddie and jam?

AH i'm so jealous ^.^ i bet he's constantly saying sarcestic random things hehe