Eating WORST Old MRE 🤮 Chicken Salsa HORROR! 🤢 2004 US Military Meal Ready To Eat Taste Test Review

Ойын-сауық

I’ve eaten a lot of questionable rations here on the channel. This 19-Year-Old US MRE may be the worst ever though. We are taste testing Menu 7 from 2004, Chicken with Salsa, and oh boy was this Meal Ready to Eat RANK! Apparently it was stored in a hot garage, and I believe it because the contents were completely cooked. The flavors and smells were so vile they were hard to describe but I did my best. If I never have a meal this bad again it will be too soon. It’s a shame too because I bet this was a great menu when it was fresh.
Thanks for watching!
Thanks www.mreinfo.com
Follow me on Social Media:
Facebook- / readinessreviews
Instagram- / readinessreviews
Contact me via Email - ReadinessReviews@gmail.com
#readinessreviews
#mre
#ration

Пікірлер: 55

  • @lancerevell5979
    @lancerevell5979 Жыл бұрын

    Steveo is hearing footsteps closing on him. 👍 "That is terrible! Lets take another bite." 😝

  • @nancysko1263
    @nancysko1263 Жыл бұрын

    Ha! Couldn't help but think of the old camp song, "Found a Peanut." For those who are too young to know it, it repeats with "it was rotten...", "ate it anyway", "went to the hospital", "died anyway", "went to heaven", "met Saint Peter".... and on it goes! Hope you don't get sick from this one!!

  • @arrondentinger2086
    @arrondentinger2086 Жыл бұрын

    You talking about 2004 like it was an ancient time really makes me feel old. I was issued these MRE's when they were new and I remember this one being one of the better ones. I guess I am just getting old... 😂

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    Жыл бұрын

    Well in terms of food 2004 was a pretty good while ago. For me 04 feels like yesterday lol

  • @jcsopinion3899
    @jcsopinion3899 Жыл бұрын

    Rancid in a bag! 👍 Taking one for the team.

  • @mtarkowski1006
    @mtarkowski1006 Жыл бұрын

    Nice review. How could anyone leave a ration in a garage for years like that unless their in Alaska. Never seen a retort pouch come apart like that ... interesting. Hope you didn't get sick. Have a good day.

  • @Jimmie2429
    @Jimmie2429 Жыл бұрын

    When the best thing you can say is the MRE didn’t make your mouth tingle, that’s not a ringing endorsement.

  • @RUSTYSURPLUS
    @RUSTYSURPLUS Жыл бұрын

    Hey Readie that was bad. But glad you gave it a shot ! 👊

  • @SmittyMRE
    @SmittyMRE Жыл бұрын

    Okay, you lost me at the soft penut, hahaha, holy frick, my man! Wow. Good job, but...I'm terrified

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    Жыл бұрын

    That was the biggest surprise for me. I've never experienced something like that before

  • @HammyTard
    @HammyTard Жыл бұрын

    The new mre cheesebar with jalapeno! Lol

  • @inwedavid6919
    @inwedavid6919Ай бұрын

    The lord of the ring poster you have is now quite a rare one.

  • @csr870
    @csr870 Жыл бұрын

    Great video as always man take care

  • @marilynscull4585
    @marilynscull4585 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome review RR

  • @vipergtsmre
    @vipergtsmre Жыл бұрын

    Good demonstration on the layers of a retort pouch😮 I hope you never have to do that again. Sorry to see that this didn't work out, but I suppose it was expected.

  • @desertpiggiehunters9790
    @desertpiggiehunters9790 Жыл бұрын

    The first MRE that conquered you!

  • @gort400
    @gort400 Жыл бұрын

    Really enjoyed. I laughed with you! Thank You

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for Watching!!

  • @gort400

    @gort400

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ReadinessRations Enjoy your reviews! :)

  • @-Anthracite
    @-Anthracite Жыл бұрын

    I think i have never seen ice tea in an mre what a lucky find 😂

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    Жыл бұрын

    They don't put it in them anymore!

  • @MultiMagnum62
    @MultiMagnum62 Жыл бұрын

    RR, you are A brave man my friend, LOL. Not all items survived, but it looks like you had A good time at least. I hope no ill affects the next day. Peace, John.

  • @nordgrinder6119
    @nordgrinder6119 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent review, as always! You are a trooper! And by the way, congratulations!!! 💍

  • @corkbulb2895
    @corkbulb28956 ай бұрын

    Wow. I had one of these very recently from early 2004. 4007, which would be January 7, 2004. Although some of the inside packages were marked 3353, The 353rd day of 3, which would be December 19, 2003. So late 2003 to early 2004. The skittles were liquified, and the cheese spread had turned into clay. The rice was *very* dry but the chicken in salsa was fairly liquidy. I mixed the cheese spread in with the rice and chicken, as it wasn't spreadable and super crumbly (and brown, and inedible otherwise) and I ate it all. I heated it up in a mess kit pan on an Esbit stove. It was fine. The shortbread cookies were, edible. They tasted like chemicals. And something about them was just off. Didn't eat them all. Nothing made my mouth numb or burn. I don't think anything in mine was spoiled and I did enjoy it. The meal reminded me of chicken with tomatoes and feta cheese. Tasted very similar. The meal wasn't bad, but I've had much better. Yours had obviously been exposed to heat stress, and mine hadn't been nearly as much. I bet it would have been really good back in the day when it was new.

  • @jeffvaughn7987
    @jeffvaughn7987 Жыл бұрын

    Dude..lol..I woulda hard passed on that one..

  • @maximilianvonspee9329
    @maximilianvonspee9329 Жыл бұрын

    Really took one for the team here brother, when your chicken is the same color as beef you're gonna have a bad time 😅

  • @dennisb.1996
    @dennisb.1996 Жыл бұрын

    What is that you say??? Son that's the taste of clostridium botulinum!!!

  • @Atlasowl
    @Atlasowl Жыл бұрын

    Lmao I just hope you didn’t get sick

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    Жыл бұрын

    Not this time

  • @warpig79
    @warpig79 Жыл бұрын

    Dude. You gotta heat up the cheese spread. Sometimes mix it with the main course for a true culinary delight

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    Жыл бұрын

    I've done it! That's my favorite way to have the chicken noodles

  • @mkbarber65
    @mkbarber65 Жыл бұрын

    Dude! That is so nasty, I don’t know how you do this! That being said, it definitely would have been cool to try ‘in the day’. The name and side sound fantastic. I was really surprised that the beverages weren’t clumped together and undrinkable. I wonder who packaged the mocha beverage if it was that good. Thanks for sharing this one RR

  • @bourbonstjoeNOLA
    @bourbonstjoeNOLA Жыл бұрын

    Maximum effort! Minimum returns really, sorry things didn’t taste much better…😢

  • @BostonColorblind
    @BostonColorblind Жыл бұрын

    Jalapeños cheese spread? I thought that didn't come out until recently?

  • @cliffbrott2886
    @cliffbrott2886 Жыл бұрын

    Love the videos and sorry it wasn't edible

  • @zhaneranger
    @zhaneranger9 ай бұрын

    Oh my. Did you pay a lot of money for this one? I’m surprised you kept going back for more bites.

  • @jonathonworner360
    @jonathonworner360 Жыл бұрын

    You're going to eat an MRE that's roughly 19 years old. It shouldn't possibly be edible

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    Жыл бұрын

    I do it on a regular basis. I've actually had one 40 years old

  • @jonathonworner360

    @jonathonworner360

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ReadinessRations you eaten any old rations that gave you bad gastro?

  • @12Georgia83
    @12Georgia83 Жыл бұрын

    Bro I love cheese sometimes lol.

  • @shengsun5916
    @shengsun591611 ай бұрын

    Dude, you've got to be careful with peanut, let alone old peanut; Aspergillus flavus is a carcinogen

  • @annaloye5219
    @annaloye52192 ай бұрын

    Dude. That chicken died 20 years ago.

  • @ReadinessRations

    @ReadinessRations

    2 ай бұрын

    I've eaten chicken 40 years old.

  • @nataliestory2614
    @nataliestory2614 Жыл бұрын

    Oh man why do that to yourself?

  • @goldmanjace
    @goldmanjace Жыл бұрын

    Dude, be careful! Wanna have future vuds from you.

  • @JonahPedersen-tz3uk
    @JonahPedersen-tz3uk23 күн бұрын

    Worse than pork Patty?

  • @kalibuskristof2174
    @kalibuskristof2174 Жыл бұрын

    this be one of those meals repulsive to everything, init?

  • @johnmorris4003
    @johnmorris400310 ай бұрын

    UGH ! Do that out side.

  • @rufusdashiell2706
    @rufusdashiell2706 Жыл бұрын

    Why would you want to consume foul-smelling ancient food that could kill you? This just makes me feel sad for you.

  • @DoomsdayOps
    @DoomsdayOps Жыл бұрын

    Wow. Appreciate the review, but next time just say it's bad and move on. Hope you're feeling okay.

  • @iwiniwinoo2338
    @iwiniwinoo23384 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👎👎👎👎

  • @slayer533
    @slayer533 Жыл бұрын

  • @jessemichael5362
    @jessemichael5362 Жыл бұрын

    Id let the trash try it first. Hope you didnt sick.

Келесі