Imagine a fish cutting up max and moving his lips while saying “don’t eat me”😭😭😭😂😂💀

@brachialplexus5630

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the parallel universe where fish slap humans before grilling them

@asm_clc

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bluellamaslearnbeyondthele2456

2 жыл бұрын

For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat 10. All the more prices are going up because of all kinds of agendas.

@contentdeleted4978

2 жыл бұрын

"0 fishyness"..... imagine eating fish and complaining about it tasting fishy.... like tuna is supposed to taste like fish its litteraly a fish... make it make sense and i dont wanna here some meat texture bs if you dont like fishy taste then dont eat fish meat its simple.

@mikaeletakau9666

2 жыл бұрын

I liked but unliked because 420, so you know it wasn’t me that did it. ‘In a parallel universe’

"Don’t eat me" "Were smoking over applewood, low and slow"

@spyman1833

2 жыл бұрын

266 likes and no reply wow

@jackshort3326

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@armandoplaysandmaps

Жыл бұрын

Lmao fr

@generic__

Жыл бұрын

Imagine getting kidnapped and the first thing you hear when you wake up is “we’re cooking over applewood, low and slow.”

@cheesedaskibidi

11 ай бұрын

💀

“No fishy taste…tuna in its truest form.”

@Ren-lx8wv

11 ай бұрын

just letting you know "fishy" smell or taste is the meat decomposing. Fresh fish shouldn't smell "fishy" at all.

@flawlessvictory6470

9 ай бұрын

@@Ren-lx8wv Except for Mackerel. Mackerel will have the fishy taste even if caught fresh.

@jellybean7283

9 ай бұрын

Right!!!!

@abskhairoun

7 ай бұрын

Dunno how to say it in english soo الفسيخ والرنجة ما متأكد لو ريحتهم زفر بس حلوين شديد

@lukhj

7 ай бұрын

​@Ren-lx8wv not correct, a lot of fish has fishy taste. Yes, I do catch and cook.

"Don't eat me 😱" *DECAPITATION*

I love that he gives instructions as if we're gonna try this because we all have a dry aging cabinet lying around

@SincerelyKatandPhilip

2 жыл бұрын

Lol if we had one I don't think we would need to watch his videos

@garrettr3644

2 жыл бұрын

Or the money to buy a whole tuna lolol

@TheTDK80

2 жыл бұрын

@@garrettr3644 or the ability to catch one

@xano2921

2 жыл бұрын

And a whole ahí Tuna

@denzel7661

2 жыл бұрын

I am not sure, but refrigerator can be enough for dry aging

"Dont eat me!" *Brutally decapitates fish*

@What_The_producer

2 жыл бұрын

How else would he get the delicious meat….. pause 😑

@MrFredandjimmy

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jenniferdietsch9535

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@BennyWahpepah

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@rororor69

2 жыл бұрын

Fish: I'm already dead

"Dont eat me" Max: and i took that personally

“Don’t eat me” The fish: screams in horror*

"the skin has turned into dragon armor" *proceeds to cut it*

@charlie005634

Жыл бұрын

That's why he removed a strip of scales in the beginning 🙄

@log7186

Жыл бұрын

He prepped a section to cut through if you paid attention

@Iianator

Жыл бұрын

His blade was forged by God himself and is capable of slicing through reality itself🙄

@agentant7834

Жыл бұрын

He has the best sword in the game 🙄

@RubbleRanger101

Жыл бұрын

He has a good gaming chair 🙄

"Don't eat me" This man is the Vegan Teacher's arch nemesis

@fatbuu8564

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@ghost_dev911

2 жыл бұрын

@@fatbuu8564 what actual mean by pfp? I have seen so much but don't know it's meaning please share with me

@rimurutempest4606

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghost_dev911 profile picture😭😭😭

@ghost_dev911

2 жыл бұрын

@@rimurutempest4606 ok 😲 so it must pp then pfp not make sense still thanks for info 👍

@emyarenee

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghost_dev911 nope it’s pfp not pp

That vegan teacher punching the air rn 😂😂😂

That "don't eat me" was personal

@DarklordKermit77

3 ай бұрын

bot

“don’t eat me” **proceeds to cut off head and dry age it**

@lukealbanese9067

2 жыл бұрын

haha ur so funny u quoted the video and get all those likes 😂😂😁😁😁😑😑😑

@SORBETES361

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukealbanese9067 whats the problem with that

@lukealbanese9067

2 жыл бұрын

@@SORBETES361 you don't deserve likes just by quoting the video like we watched it i don't need you to tell me what happened

@pakarab8387

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukealbanese9067 deserve it or not, you're not the one who decides it,

@themanthedan8710

2 жыл бұрын

Bro the head has some meat to don't waste food

Imagine being his kid one day: Breakfast 30 day dry aged wagyu, lunch Toro imported from Japan freshly caught, and for dinner A5 kobe filet

@cloutelfin8323

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@connorp3618

2 жыл бұрын

*kid is a vegan*

@loganthesaint

2 жыл бұрын

Would be annoying honestly

@MilkT0ast

2 жыл бұрын

And we all know the kid would be like: "But I want Mcnuggets!"

@insertname7325

2 жыл бұрын

@@MilkT0ast Admittedly even I as an adult would be begging for them, can't stand this sort of stuff.

Wtf dude y would you eat him after he clearly said don’t eat me

@RTSXVI

4 ай бұрын

Cuz he committed crimes against liberty in 18th century france lol

“Don’t eat me” *Chops head off*

"Don't eat me!" *Insert French revolution*

@yeahyahir

Жыл бұрын

What

@babeatriple

Жыл бұрын

Flashback intensifies

@MikLEmotif

Жыл бұрын

It was the dutch that ate their prime minister not us

@dudimenthegreat9886

Жыл бұрын

@@MikLEmotif he's talking about how he decapitated that fish

@batedflounder47sox66

Жыл бұрын

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

“Don’t eat me” Proceeds to cut its head and turn it into sushi 🥲

@tvoikalduoi123

Жыл бұрын

That's the joke?

@thememesavior

Жыл бұрын

Bro it was already dead

@m.e.3358

Жыл бұрын

I felt that one si hard

@totallynotbroci9651

Жыл бұрын

@@thememesavior But it wasn't eaten though.

I would love to take a tour of your freezer...it has to be a walk in one I'm sure!

Looks amazing 🤤

“Don’t eat me!” -Max the meat guy’s Tuna

@jintanarawdsukumaal3000

2 жыл бұрын

That tuna said one of the famous last words for sure.

@kawaki6093

2 жыл бұрын

Did he literally eat tuna meat raw??🤢

@vulcu9132

2 жыл бұрын

@@kawaki6093 it s normal to eat it raw

@kawaki6093

2 жыл бұрын

@@vulcu9132 tf 😬 how you gonna chew raw flesh

@PietroMaximoff.

2 жыл бұрын

@@kawaki6093 How old are you? Genuinely 😂 That’s literally what most sushi is made of

"The skin has turned into dragon armor" "Proceeds to cut with a chef knife"

@dv2033

2 жыл бұрын

You weren't paying attention. There was a reason he said to cut a strip of scales off.

@sora3mo168

2 жыл бұрын

he enchanted it dummy

@commentingaccount556

2 жыл бұрын

It has sharpness V

@frostigamer9740

2 жыл бұрын

Netherite knife with sharpness 5 mending

@sora3mo168

2 жыл бұрын

@@frostigamer9740 oh, look at mr rich man. TOO good for diaomonds!

"Don't eat me" *gets mutilated without remorse

i love how your giving directions even though none of us will probably spend 4k on a fish 💀

@funfantasy3500

8 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself

Fish: “don’t eat me” Max: “so anyway I started to cut off its head”

@falloutgaming3469

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this is so funny

@Errogix_

2 жыл бұрын

So anyway, I just started cutting

@cheese-ml9jv

2 жыл бұрын

so anyway, I started slicing.

@cameraman5438

2 жыл бұрын

Im not vegan but i just realized animals have their own lives like humans...

@imhandsome1309

2 жыл бұрын

@@cameraman5438 we need protein so wat is the problem

Tuna : "Don't eat me :(" Max : _(Laughs in French)_

Everyone else calling tuna a “cool fish” while Max calls them “wagyu of the sea” 😂

Your butchery skills are really slick. Well played my bro

I really like this man’s voice

@unmysticaldude

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed how no one talks about that, his voice is so professional and calming

@jellybean7955

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@jellybean7955

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure

@jellybean7955

2 жыл бұрын

He already posted the long version

@mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps he could redefine creepy pasta.

Me: OH GOD KEEP SCROLLING Brain: *No, I think we'll stay here.*

@nickeni3050

2 жыл бұрын

Brain : you must watch Stomach : I see today's sequence of bad decisions have yet to end

@RyanGeremias

2 жыл бұрын

ayo brotha

Bro I was distracted and all I here the fish say is: “Habibi”

That put an honest smile on my face when you cut out the loin, got me excited

The fish: “DoNT EAT ME” His stomach: “oh i am going to eat you”

@ItsLeeeroy

2 жыл бұрын

That fish looked good 😋

@Rexus0705

2 жыл бұрын

Aykchyually stomach only breaks it down , mouth eats it and intestines absorb the nutrients

@ozideral

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rexus0705 bruh

@unknownxyz0

2 жыл бұрын

Not funny Cried

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this man spent 4k for a whole tuna just for our enjoyment.

@wisemonkey9858

2 жыл бұрын

Really??

@wisemonkey9858

2 жыл бұрын

Why so much?

@getonwithit.2847

2 жыл бұрын

@@wisemonkey9858 I think it's because of the scarcity of Tuna. The fish almost went extinct because of overfishing.

@cosmicsoul8042

2 жыл бұрын

@@getonwithit.2847 who's to blame?

@getonwithit.2847

2 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicsoul8042 commercial fishing industries.

The "don't eat me" bit kills me every time!

bro is curling that thing... 🥶

Max:"In its truest form" Me: "wouldnt that be when it was alive?"

@Yiss8352

2 жыл бұрын

I'd took a bite out of alive moving fish ngl

I have never been a fan of fish, but this has got my mouth watering. The first appealing fish fillet I've seen

@papakev6676

Жыл бұрын

I'm not a fan of cooked fish bc of the smell. But I love sushi. Idk if thats weird

@milololfi4270

Жыл бұрын

@@papakev6676 that isnt weird bc like you can like ketchup but no tomatoes bc of incredents

@christiansantamaria7233

Жыл бұрын

@@papakev6676 thats werid cause im completely opposite I can’t stand sushi the thought of putting something from the sea of piss and shit in my mouth without cooking and killing all that bacteria makes me sick

@Duxy69

Жыл бұрын

@@christiansantamaria7233 *washing has left the chat*

@adityabhaiya5425

Жыл бұрын

@@Duxy69 bro what washing you take its skin off what more washing it's inside is definitely clean than my hand and water

It's 4 a.m. I'm sitting here painting a miniature this pops up and not only did it make me hungry but I am beyond jealous on how you even got your hands on something like a yellowfin tuna omigosh dude that looks amazing

That looks amazing! Love tuna

“Don’t eat me” Cuts off head

"Don't eat me!" Dutch Prime Minister

@silver_serpent

Жыл бұрын

omlll

@YouT00ber

11 ай бұрын

The Dutch Prime Minister needs to be exiled until death. Dutch Farmers must be saved.

@bwackbeedows3629

11 ай бұрын

*Dutch King

@moisesremusmajan6225

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂💀

He always get me with the don’t eat me 😂

Hell yeah! That one was definitely nice one to eat

Fish: Don't eat me! Him: "proceeds to cut the fish's head off"

@WretchedRaymond45

2 жыл бұрын

Youre right, taht is what happened

@mid-wikid

2 жыл бұрын

Corny and cringy comment bro

@samuraiboi2735

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao i meant at least he doesnt want his own head to be eaten

@143622010

2 жыл бұрын

People really get 200 likes off of stupid ass comments like this.... smfh

Tuna: Don't eat me! Max: *How 'bout I do anyway?*

Good looking yellow fin there. The roasted collar is called Hamachi Kama.

Why does this video make me wanna smile

Shit look hella good never thought I'd think raw fish straight cut an eat would be good.

@Helpadoggoreachsubs

2 жыл бұрын

I. Veg

@MkUltraNasty

2 жыл бұрын

Learn to spot super fresh seafood... you can eat it raw just make sure where it came from and check for signs of parasite

@quarkonium3795

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Toro is really good stuff. I’ve never had Otoro, which I’ve heard is the best, but Chutoro is an amazing experience if you’re into sushi. Tastes more buttery than fishy and it’s super tender so it stays together when you pick it up but falls apart easily in your mouth. It’s expensive though; I got two pieces of Nigiri for $25 and the Otoro was so expensive it was just listed as “Market Price”

"You can dry age anything with nipples" -Greg Focker

the bright red when he sliced in 😍

Dude sushi is so unbelievably good

Tuna taste so good, it's basically the wagyu cow of the sea.

@Dee-yj1im

11 ай бұрын

As sushi yeah, but fried/grilled tuna was one of the most foul things i have ever tried

@KayzokuGaming

11 ай бұрын

​@@Dee-yj1imwho the fuck fries tuna 🤦

@ItsTheAmin

9 ай бұрын

​@@Dee-yj1imfr??

@Dee-yj1im

9 ай бұрын

@@ItsTheAmin i tried grilled/fried Tuna once (cant remember) i genuinely gagged.

@ItsTheAmin

9 ай бұрын

@@Dee-yj1im DAMN😭

Watching you cook at 3am is just another feeling

@sleepeatdrive7619

Жыл бұрын

Same

@dalemarkbarrameda2289

11 ай бұрын

What did he cook?

@sushantnepali-st5xx

9 ай бұрын

🐟🐟

That thing still has a pulse -Master oogway

My God my mouth is watering!!! That looks absolutely AMAZING!

As a Japanese, how deep you know about the tuna makes me feel beter.

@jonathancerda794

2 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@MikeMulahMusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathancerda794 what he’s saying is, as a Japanese man that culturally eat and catch tuna, it warms his heart that Max knows a lot about Tuna

@WaterPickle

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

@WaterPickle

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMulahMusic ya I dont know y people don't get that

@jonathancerda794

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeMulahMusic cool

"don't eat me"top 10 biggest anime betrayal

bro gave a whole documentary about tuna 💀

@imreallybadatnamingthings

5 ай бұрын

Bro just discovered that videos can actually be about things

Max: I can tell this was a super fast and powerful fish Fish being cut into sushi: Not fast enough 😩😭😭

The fish: “dont eat me” Him: *slices his head off*

Brought tears to my eyes 🐟

*Max:* "Remove the collar, which is great for roasting" *The collar:* Yo! You so fat, when you walked by the TV, I missed three episodes

@null360

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@truthsings7

2 жыл бұрын

It took me a second 😭😂😂ty 4 sharing lol👍

@jenius9164

2 жыл бұрын

The Collar: yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and out popped Skittles

Tuna: don't eat me Him: the French revolution has begun Edit: Bad English

@Whyverne

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@realgrassy1285

2 жыл бұрын

Viva la revolution

@TheGoater420

2 жыл бұрын

It was a terrible time for someone who had a head

bro this lookin scrumptious

"Dont eat me!" famous last words

“Don’t eat me lol” **casually rips his head off**

I love how he said: "Dont eat mee"

I want you to make a series based on dry aging vegetables, fruit and dairy

This was ur best yet

I lived in cape cod for 12 years, best sea food in the USA hands down.

@bluethunder4542

2 жыл бұрын

Love fish ,best piece everwas a peppercorn tuna filet in key west ,heaven on earth

@welchieez

2 жыл бұрын

Nice, I live on Martha’s Vineyard, wouldn’t say I’m the biggest fan of fish there sure is a decent amount to catch.

" The dont eat me" then cuts off the head killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hes don't eat me 😂😂😂😂😂 This always make me and friends even my dad and mom laugh😂

Good lord I have no words except for I fucking love your content

"The skin has turned into dragon armor" Me: hmmmm, must be watching too much rl craft

@queen_watermelon6929

2 жыл бұрын

I thought of tao lo from shuang-ci

@yuehengkang2838

2 жыл бұрын

@@queen_watermelon6929 u mean Shang-chi?

@queen_watermelon6929

2 жыл бұрын

@@yuehengkang2838 ya I can't spell

The word dragon just brings back nostalgic memories of Skyrim:The Elder Scrolls V

I had the pleasure of eating bluefin tuna sushi, I wish to have it again. It was just a beautiful taste and texture.

If you've had prime raw tuna you know how good that looks

Parents: don’t play with your food Max: don’t eat me!

Idk how you guys eat raw meat 😂

@GhazanMarwat

2 жыл бұрын

Same here bcz i am from pakistan

@noiceok3132

2 жыл бұрын

Its safe to eat indian mr beast

@pnw7943

2 жыл бұрын

It’s pretty easy you just put it in your mouth and start chewing

@vestal3430

2 жыл бұрын

My country is really connected to Japan, so we have a lot of sushi here, it's good m8, try it

@servantoftheexpander9688

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i thought he was gonna cook it

I would literally kill for dry aged tuna. Tuna is my favorite fish, and having a way to make it even more rich and intense would be amazing.

Ayyy that fish is from my home! I am a working class cape coder I work in a kitchen and definitely don't make enough to stay here indefinitely but it's so beautiful and I love going fishing you should try snaper blues!

I know that this is a cooking short but the “Don’t eat me” had me rolling on the floor dying lmao it’s more like a try not to laugh 😂

"ITS RAW!!!" ~gordon ramsay

@cheesus9512

Жыл бұрын

Unless he flash froze it (which he should have because of wonderful ocean parasites)

@Alex-ns8ud

Жыл бұрын

​@@cheesus9512 they probaly would have died during the dry aging process

@4848_APEL

11 ай бұрын

Apple :)

@levicarpenter5509

10 ай бұрын

Yeah that's the whole point

@gautamidas2818

8 ай бұрын

Aaa isn't sushi supposed to be eaten raw ?

why did i feel bad for the fish when he said “don’t eat me”😭💗

"don't eat me" that got me

Is it just me but whenever all these chefs say everything they post is amazing, I get really sus. Or maybe it’s just me cause whenever I cook, it’s like a 50% success rate.

"Dont eat me!" The fish cried out in eldritch horror as Max the meat guy mercilessely decapitated the innocent fish.

bro...this looked so god damn good...i want some

"dont eat me!" Him: Shut up bluefin tuna

Respect for Max spending his entire bank account on crazy foods , just to show us on YT

@cheesycarrotsoup

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when the fish is endangered

@demonlordrimuru1

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha more like spending a little bit of money to gain more money, it's youtube , come on man !

"Don't eat me." *Chops the fish's head* "MERCY-"

You know, I’m so glad I subscribed.

"Don't eat me." Queen of Hearts: "Off with his head!"

You truly understand food in such a way that not too many people do. Keep it up Max, your content is legit one of a kind.

@devonlockwood1477

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment 👌

"You have to use a fresh fish when making a raw fish sushi" Max: Dont think so

Hey,that's Ptown tuna..😮absolutely thebest

Scales=dragon armour

This has to be my favorite video on your channel, it’s so amazing to see such a powerful and beautiful fish turn into delicious and fresh sushi, truly amazing.

Although I'm a pure vegeterian but still seeing fish chop off makes me feel satisfied

@Astrophelis

2 жыл бұрын

I mean you read chainsaw man…..

@knownlemonade

2 жыл бұрын

@@Astrophelis Yea I'm on chapter 75