Drunkard's Cloak (Weird Punishments in History)
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Medieval Punishments: An Illustrated History of Torture
By William Andrews
Curious Punishments of Bygone Days
By Alice Morse Earle
Пікірлер: 1 100
Armor: 100 Speed: 25 Looks: -11
@BruhBuhic
4 жыл бұрын
I would smash.
@matthewbrady327
4 жыл бұрын
*-50 fire resistance* *+2 strength*
@billetede2peso113
4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewbrady327 but 15 more afterburn time due to wooden being inflamable
@drewsillytoo
4 жыл бұрын
Less speed since it's weighted
@jackcough8155
4 жыл бұрын
+50 cold resistance -2 barter
When you wear armour because it has a high stat but it doesn’t suit your character very well
@dominicsansevero1380
4 жыл бұрын
This is terrifying accurate
@samuelyoung1
4 жыл бұрын
oof
@neonknight-1522
4 жыл бұрын
@ur mom wut
@onii-chandaisuki5710
4 жыл бұрын
Onion armour.
@Cyrotechnium
4 жыл бұрын
catarina armor + artorias helm
*Weird Punishment in History:* 1. Kneeling on Legos
@jerrycorrea5974
4 жыл бұрын
That is excessively cruel.
@donaldschmenk4345
4 жыл бұрын
On your kneecap?!
@ghostcreeper243
4 жыл бұрын
a little too much suffering
@vulnerablerummy
4 жыл бұрын
@@donaldschmenk4345 calm down, satan
@overlordinquisitor6565
4 жыл бұрын
D4s (4 sided dice) are much worse.
Drunkards cloak? Sounds like something an alcoholic Harry Potter would wear.
@xdshrekt3909
4 жыл бұрын
Harry will pretty much hate it when people laugh at him.
@darrendavies5704
4 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the drunkards cloak 😂😂😂
@adamscott7354
4 жыл бұрын
Here a Whisky Harry... I'm sipping a wot?
@SlyCooper1920
3 жыл бұрын
@@xdshrekt3909 he wouldve spam the killing curse at everyone otherwise. He-who-shall-not-be-named. would've been proud
@xdshrekt3909
3 жыл бұрын
@@SlyCooper1920 I thought "You Know Who" wants to kill Harry.
"First used in Germany" Germany never disappoints when it comes to Alcohol.
@blakebramley9171
4 жыл бұрын
Or weird punishments
@Eric0225
4 жыл бұрын
Or bradwurst haha
@ManuelTorres-vq8ov
4 жыл бұрын
You got my vote for president
@esaug644
4 жыл бұрын
@NickoLps Humans never disappoints when it comes to sick disgusting and *perverted* thoughts Fixed that for you
@HexAims
4 жыл бұрын
And war crimes
Medieval folk. Making memes before the internet was even invented.
@generaldernappe
4 жыл бұрын
Respect
@spiffygonzales5899
4 жыл бұрын
Respect
@unqualified-km7hv
4 жыл бұрын
Respect
@jerichamesclammay3107
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus! all this respect! I'm only one man!
@emilianorios4761
4 жыл бұрын
Respect
3 openings... 1 on the top of the barell 1 on the bottom 2 on the sides 1+1+2=3????
@Alex_Richmond
4 жыл бұрын
...top and bottom is already a whole 1....added with 2 with each sides....
@bethboone5020
4 жыл бұрын
My brain hurts
@YourFBIagent_
4 жыл бұрын
I have a headache!
@jwsndjejek466
4 жыл бұрын
@@Alex_Richmond one opening on top , one on bottom and two on the sides equals four openings. The barrel has a top and bottom not just one way of entry .
@danielrobin7035
4 жыл бұрын
Low iq
Mom: Wear this costume, you’d look great in it Me:
@aileenamador3747
4 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic tho...
@teodorogerald
4 жыл бұрын
Aileen Amador yeah
@oldman8996
4 жыл бұрын
111th like
@DaCheeseIsEpicSubToHim
4 жыл бұрын
ye
I swear Kim kardashian gonna one day use this as an article of “fashion”
@harambejr.4711
4 жыл бұрын
She hasn’t already? Amazing.
@mayuyumiwazaki8769
4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@cannonball666
4 жыл бұрын
"Does my butt make this barrel look fat?"
@mondaymotivator_
4 жыл бұрын
cannonball666 lmao
@kingjoe3rd
4 жыл бұрын
what is this 2010? that woman has like 6 kids and goes to church. why are you still talking about her?
"How do we punish people?" Rest of the world: give him physical pain! Germany: Make him *_Beer_*
Ah, can't we all just admit that this is the peak of german engineering?
@santiagosoto4808
4 жыл бұрын
BBBBBBBBBBBAKAMONO GAAAAAAAAAAA!!! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
@kevin22105
4 жыл бұрын
@@santiagosoto4808 didnt expect jojo reference there
@biohazard724
4 жыл бұрын
Can I do a longer look at it? Just a peek isn't enough.
@thenaughtychristmaself5261
4 жыл бұрын
Peak* Edit: I’m directing this at sskuk 10.
@marthaindahouse1010
4 жыл бұрын
@isoIdier German engineering!
We need this thing back in our daily lives
@attiepollard7847
4 жыл бұрын
Lol for crazy drink people
@DevilDaRebel
4 жыл бұрын
Mayuyu Miwazaki Yeah, you should bring it back.
@firedup692
4 жыл бұрын
Now we have plastic drunkards cloak
@thunderbird1921
4 жыл бұрын
This is actually a pretty humane yet effective form of punishment.
@GeefVis
4 жыл бұрын
It,s time for the CLOAk timmy!
This is actually the best method of torture in the medieval, rather than being eaten by rats alive or being stretched apart.
One day you’re drinking from the keg. The next day you become the keg (or barrel).
@incognitocommando9062
4 жыл бұрын
Haha, they don’t call it a Beer-belly for nothing.
When you are new in a game so you wear every armor that you find
I guess you could say....they became the barrel of laughs in their hometown.
@reasonableraisin3366
4 жыл бұрын
V. Emil the II-nd stop
Silver-lining: Portable toilet.
@kepalaketukrandom7311
4 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there
@solomonthekaijudemon344
4 жыл бұрын
*DIOGENES WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
@oldman8996
4 жыл бұрын
50th like
@rayrez1245
4 жыл бұрын
Kepalakxtuk R#ndom General Kenobi!
@Nugcon
4 жыл бұрын
bruh
Imagine it is used in the 21 century.
@elijahcs3633
4 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Ngau Ajang You-
@krepler
4 жыл бұрын
1/3 of my city would be wearing this the next Saturday including me 😄 I'll stay home tho so no one knows I'm getting drunk
@junmalit6629
4 жыл бұрын
thats what you call fashion
@senorhace4746
4 жыл бұрын
Memes
@Sarlasmancranmaji
4 жыл бұрын
fashiom
I'm waiting for the bees NOOO NOT THE BEES
@anthonytoliver9981
4 жыл бұрын
My question is "How did it get burned?
@leokennedy7624
4 жыл бұрын
You know what’s even worse. The birds AND the bees!
@anthonytoliver9981
4 жыл бұрын
@@leokennedy7624 lol that's a good one..
1:10 _"Newcastle Cloak"_ ... that's my home town lol 🤣
When you realize that the barrel his wearing was enough to protect you from any musket bullets, plus those Skermishers would used it too because they are long range units.
@graeme3023
4 жыл бұрын
A wooden barrel wouldn't stop a musket ball.
@gamecarnival2024
4 жыл бұрын
What? A musket wouldn't bounce off that would it?
@graeme3023
4 жыл бұрын
@@gamecarnival2024 No... it wouldn't
@gamecarnival2024
4 жыл бұрын
@@graeme3023 didn't think so, unless it's like a super barrel or something
@CocainePirate
4 жыл бұрын
It would either go right through or shatter the wood
Atelier series be like: "Barrel, barrel!"
Everything starts in Germany... Hey, now that I got a little bit of attention, can simple history do a video on Sybil Ludington? I think that would be a great vid.
@daniellalemanski4996
4 жыл бұрын
So true
@-Kc1937-
4 жыл бұрын
That's cause the Germans are some of the smartest people on earth. Right behind the English
@thebleugaming9444
4 жыл бұрын
Just like the world wars 😂
@corpsemachine6949
4 жыл бұрын
@@-Kc1937- fuggin Germans man.Great people
@Grand-Master-Azrael
4 жыл бұрын
@@thebleugaming9444 we didn't start one in the first it were some neigbors of germany who shot the prince. And in the second we came later in. The reason everyone thinks we started both world wars is that the winners write the story not the losers.
When your mom asked what you are watching: Me: It’s complicated
Thats a good punishment!!
December: is about to end Simple History: barrel boi
@JustAnotherNamelessGuy
4 жыл бұрын
wat
If Donkey Kong would have smashed one of those barrels, he'll only find a drunk guy in it
Yo you, yes you reading this. Good job on getting through most of 2019.
@vAqeii
4 жыл бұрын
ok
@qbongers
4 жыл бұрын
You too good sir
@TomFromYoutube
4 жыл бұрын
Almost there
@SinisterServal
4 жыл бұрын
Lets see what the 2020's has to offer.
@LivingWithTheGuzmans
4 жыл бұрын
Not there yet
You know what they say, you drink from the keg enough, you BECOME the keg.
If medieval people had youtube: A PERSON IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WEARING A BUCKET NOT CLICKBAIT
@sethh8339
4 жыл бұрын
ok
@ratbat1072
4 жыл бұрын
(GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED)
@dddman6516
4 жыл бұрын
(IN THE HOOD)
@TankEngine75
4 жыл бұрын
(OUTSIDE THE CASTLE)
We definitely need to get this back in the legal system for “severe public intoxication”. I’m talking original specifications.
Teacher:what are you laughting Me :nothing My brain:
Nobody: Weird Minecraft mods: barrel armor
'He who drinks from the barrel; becomes the barrel' - Mahatma Gandhi (c. 1432)
Not really sure why but when the guy would walk in the Drunkards Cloak, it would make me chuckle, especially when he’s walking from the front view.
Good job love you vids
Juggernaut during the medieval ages
This was peak times my dudes 😂
I love your videos. The content is fascinating and to the point. No unnecessary padding with an intro.
LOL this is funny for a change! And surprisingly tame, compared to just about all the other historical punishments Simple History has taught us about!
2:07 me waking up my mom to tell her I wet the bed
Can you guys do an episode of the boy scout that made a nuclear reactor?
Old time punsihment:drunkards cloak Present time punishment:kneeling on legos
Reminds me of moments in cartoons where a character is naked and another dude gets all embarrassed and slaps a barrel over them to make them decent.
Petition to rename this "Florida Fashion-special"
@matura93
4 жыл бұрын
*Signed*
@panzhubnikaz7335
4 жыл бұрын
No
"Do a barrel role"
Simple History! Happy Holidays and New Years! Would you ever make a video on the history of the SAS from the beginning to present?
My neighbor needs this
Mom: Careful, the food is hot Me: Nah The food:
Why did we stop
I guess that guy was *barrel chested* huh
Great video bro
Donkey Kong could throw that one too.
So this is what it looks like when barely anyone shows up.
I want to make this my next halloween costume
I like the three day upload schedule it’s really nice because history.
3:09 things seem kinda awkward....
@alfajorcin
4 жыл бұрын
They induce suffering dont you see it
@ramonduran6887
4 жыл бұрын
I got disturbed at that part
@alfajorcin
4 жыл бұрын
@@ramonduran6887 often and auccesfully like every tv or video that does not supoort your biases
@alfajorcin
4 жыл бұрын
Hipnotic torture. Lucky its not phisical torture that will scar you for life l8ke the spanish barrel.
@ramonduran6887
4 жыл бұрын
j j lol
When you realize a wooden bucket is advanced armor
Worst punishment of history 1.stepping on legos 2. Stepping on plastic army man 3. Stepping on plug on ground
Great video
When your starting a new RPG but you only have that in your inventory.
When doing barrel rolls were much easier to do.
Fantastic channel and really good content, hence a happy subscriber! Great content, but can you make a detailed video on bay of pigs failure?
You should do a video on the Philadelphia Experiment
I thought it said Dunkirk’s Cloak...
_Somewhere in the shores of the Caribbean, a pub filled with drunk pirates, one Captain, found a way to sneak a person in a merchant ship._
Hmmmmm...never heard of this one! Thanks! Gonna research this more! 🤪🍻
Drunkards cloak looks like something from a doofenshmertz backstory
Now days you get shown on Cops.
It’s should be continue coming back soon now There Get there DUI and this too
I learn heck about history because of this :D
This is a great idea for a Halloween costume :D
Um actually, it’s called fashion
drunk guy: *breaths* drunkard cloak:im about to humiliate this man career
I like how you guys used RuneScape music in the very beginning! xD
Your animation is getting a lot better.
3:09 this made me a little uncomfortable lol
I hope my dad gets punished that way
@sipruphothsipruphoth3699
4 жыл бұрын
Why is that
@aquibkhan9385
4 жыл бұрын
vAqeii Is he drunkard?
@jamesliu8095
4 жыл бұрын
@@sipruphothsipruphoth3699 it's a joke about his dad being an alcoholic
@junaeidahmed6656
4 жыл бұрын
Very sorry to hear that
Guy in Barrel Medieval people :*_LAUGH_*
Wasn't this a thing on old cartoons? Seems vaguely familiar...
Ohh i saw this one in the Netflix series "Disenchantment" now i get it
Somebody: *Kills drunkard with drunk cloak* Everyone: What's inside that barrel? Killer: "Just red wine inside barrell."
Always associated wearing a barrel from various cartoons
Love this Challenge
When all you have is a barrel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do drug use in WW2
good stuff
Need to get this for the office
3:17 hey its scp 049 😁😂
@mrluk-ci4os
4 жыл бұрын
Gj
I can’t believe 2019 went so fast 😔😔😔😔 Edit:THANKS FOR 45 LIKES THATS A LOT.
@turbo682
4 жыл бұрын
Get used to it coz it only speeds up from here.
@jackietang3789
4 жыл бұрын
The last Friday of the decade too
@johnbriny1126
4 жыл бұрын
Jackie Tang that’s a lie
@jackietang3789
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnbriny1126 nope because next Friday is in the new year
We should do something like this for people who get caught DUI.
I was just about to go to bed but I guess 1 more video wouldn’t hurt
Hey srry if I’m late!😭💕I luv it vids
@VintageSucculent
4 жыл бұрын
Saturn oh oops srry
_Imagine wearing this barrel in a fashion show._ *yeah I know it is embarrassing*
This reminds me. One band actually performed in these barrels.
we need this back
Hope y’all had a fun 2019 🥳🤘😈
3:00 looks like grenade
Probably beats being put in a barrel with ONE hole in it as often joked about on ships of that era, haha.
It’s fun recognizing background characters from other Simple History videos