“You want to read WHAT book to the children?!”

@Friendship1nmillion

17 күн бұрын

Hopefully NOT as drag queen story-time activity . Kinda would give off the wrong impression that the reader would be intending . ♑️✍️🇳🇴🇦🇺

@veenmikki27

17 күн бұрын

It’s safe don’t worry…

@FactsChain292

17 күн бұрын

Fr

@qqn6517

17 күн бұрын

what are boners?

@timmontez31

17 күн бұрын

I can't believe South Park hasn't gotten to this yet.

"Boners, More Boners, Still More Boners and Prize Boners" ~ Dr. Seuss

@carterround4600

17 күн бұрын

I saw that and actually passed away 😭

@murdermatics

17 күн бұрын

Inspiring

@DontReadMyProfilePicture102

17 күн бұрын

*Don’t read my name….* 🎉

@nissanzenkiboy

17 күн бұрын

Boner

@AD-lh3jk

17 күн бұрын

When you have reverse ED and couldn’t get it down 😂

This book kinda goes Hard

@librarygary1618

17 күн бұрын

😭

@ToastyAnimationss

17 күн бұрын

This better be the too comment 😭

@TheCodemasterc

17 күн бұрын

Well most boners typically go hard, after all.

@BenjamminFranklin-zj4yf

17 күн бұрын

@@Lreemsskevthewbot

@DontReadMyProfilePicture102

17 күн бұрын

*Don’t read my name….* 🎉

"Iron was discovered because someone smelt it" "Timmy, you've been repeating grade for 6 years"

@eastonrocket3273

16 күн бұрын

Minecraft refrence 😭😭

@local_skyrider

16 күн бұрын

190th like

@JamesCello

16 күн бұрын

369th like

@PanaMV

16 күн бұрын

6 years but totally worth it!

@KillerKatz12

16 күн бұрын

@@eastonrocket3273you do know smelting is a real life thing right?

least sexual vsauce video 🙏😭

@DontReadMyProfilePicture102

17 күн бұрын

*Don’t read my name….* 🎉

@Yipeekiyay14

17 күн бұрын

Fr

@soezyoucantevencomprehend

17 күн бұрын

​@@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 bot

@insaneurysm

17 күн бұрын

More like most

@DarkerStudio-rt6ic

17 күн бұрын

yes

I think the Soviet pun is referring to serviettes, which are those towels that waiters hang off their arms.

@jattmonsoongaming

17 күн бұрын

Thank you, I was genuinely confused on that one

@JohnyG29

17 күн бұрын

We know, that's the joke fgs.

@SykoMuffin

17 күн бұрын

…Isn’t that a Canadianism?

@TheAlexSchmidt

16 күн бұрын

​@@SykoMuffin Yeah the US is the only English country that doesn't still call napkins serviettes I think.

@nyanbrox5418

16 күн бұрын

Serviette is french for towel I believe

"boner books were incredibly popular" is definetly something i did not expect to hear

@EEEEEEEE

16 күн бұрын

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@joel.ha.

14 күн бұрын

Boner books are still popular to this day. Now we call them playboy magazines 😂

@THEGOOFINGTON

14 күн бұрын

I need to get my hands on one of those bad boys

@amanasd26

13 күн бұрын

@@joel.ha. Playboy magazines actually don't exist anymore. It's online only now

@joel.ha.

13 күн бұрын

@amanasd26 oh God I'm suddenly old 😬🤣

Doctor Seuss : ❌ Doctor Sus : ✅

@KaushikAdhikari

17 күн бұрын

Dr. Nonce 🙄

@The_Guy_Who_Asked72

16 күн бұрын

bro didn't we JUST see each other on a skateboarding video 😭😭😭

@-Error404usernotfound-

16 күн бұрын

Vsauce : ❌ Vsus : ✅

@100GTAGUY

16 күн бұрын

You should check out the dark side of Dr Seuss if you havent already. His boners are mild compared to his truly sus stuff. Thats something i didnt expect I'd ever say lol.

@turezak

16 күн бұрын

underrated comment

I saw Michael holding a book that has the word "Boners" in big bold letter and i couldnt resist

@EEEEEEEE

16 күн бұрын

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@SaumyaBhati

15 күн бұрын

What did you do

@nuttyboy23231

14 күн бұрын

I see that PFP everywhere I swear

@Florkie

14 күн бұрын

@@SaumyaBhatithat was on the cover of the short

@RandomMushroom-xm5kj

13 күн бұрын

Me too bro

*“During puberty, you may encounter some of these”* 💀

Because I'm dumb, and also American, I had to look it up. _Soviet_ sounds a bit like _serviette,_ which is another word for _napkin._

@Greanestbean

13 күн бұрын

But what does the hotel part mean?

@GoodGamer3000

13 күн бұрын

​@@Greanestbean, I'm assuming it's referring to a serviette that a waiter might carry in a pocket or draped over the arm. Why hotels specifically? I don't know, but maybe to associate with an upscale and refined setting, where a waiter would be more formal and likely to carry one.

@RandomMushroom-xm5kj

13 күн бұрын

ALL GLORY TO THE NAPKIN REPUBLIC

@Zeltaris

12 күн бұрын

It's just the French word for napkin.

@TheAnimatingSphereInSpace

12 күн бұрын

What's the difference?

when i TELL YOU i had to do a double take

@RyzawaVT

17 күн бұрын

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

@jsproductions8569

17 күн бұрын

You didnt get any takes at all @Queen_Elizabeth

@sahibjotathwal8198

17 күн бұрын

Shouldn’t you supposed to be in the box buried 50 feet in the ground

@devmmmdoesstuff6429

17 күн бұрын

She has risen from the grave.

@istvangaming9406

17 күн бұрын

@@einsteintutorials7282 no shit sherlock shes dead

Ever since I've heard about this book, I've wanted it. Dr. Seuss illustrating boners is just too good to pass up!

@emosongsandreadalongs

16 күн бұрын

Newer printings are titled Fish Go About the Sea in Shawls

@csn583

16 күн бұрын

Is it HARD to find?

@Random3716

16 күн бұрын

Imagine the kinds of elaborate and ridiculous phalluses he could have drawn.

@GeneralStriker

16 күн бұрын

💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

@Bunny_Bill

15 күн бұрын

The title goes so Hard

Love how he changes glasses halfway through

@pasqualethene

16 күн бұрын

Yeah lol

@misael64

16 күн бұрын

He switched from his reading glasses to his looking glasses

@joel.ha.

14 күн бұрын

The first pair exploded when he saw what was on page 6

This is giving me major Vietnam style flashbacks to this old joke infomercial for a product called the “Wonder Boner” which the premise was basically something you could use to remove the bones from a fish. One guy says in the video “My wife would like that.” 😂

Michal may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

@Catpuke14

17 күн бұрын

Who said he isn't pregnant

@freecontact3454

17 күн бұрын

Lmao

@Thatscrazy_solorstarzz

17 күн бұрын

​@@Catpuke14 oh nah 💀

@freecontact3454

17 күн бұрын

Lol

@Thatscrazy_solorstarzz

17 күн бұрын

Bro where did this boy come from??

don't you just love it when language evolves?

@MrCarGuy

9 күн бұрын

Too bad it is currently devolving into something heard in the movie Idiocracy, with ebonics mixed in.

Flying hot dog on the cover makes it even worse 💀

@klarth.lester

17 күн бұрын

Right? I was like ok yes boners used to be errors but the flying sausage is right there, mayn 😅

I'm very pleasantly surprised and proud of Micheal actually clarifying it straightforwardly and not making a immature joke out of this

@thehellriddenBaron

15 күн бұрын

You mean unlike this WHOLE comment section? Yeah

Dr. Seuss invented the word 'nerd'. In one of his books he described a little ugly monster with it. It caught on because (obviously) socially awkward people needed to be put in their place by popular ones especially in schools. But that's not Dr. Seuss' fault

@ammi5311

16 күн бұрын

🤓

@Vulpilux

16 күн бұрын

lmaooo NERD ALERT! NERD SPOTTED! I'm so sorry for saying such mean things; I just- I'm scared of being alone and unpopular and lash out at others, so that others will be intimidated into not bullying me- I know this doesn't justify my awful treatment of you, but- maybe- if you can find it in your heart to forgive me - we can become frien- SIKE I have learned nothing.

@AbdullahCumhur

16 күн бұрын

👆🤓👆

@Glatier

15 күн бұрын

Ever notice how nerds tend to be the same people who gave us access to the internet?

@Randshh

14 күн бұрын

😘😘

It's also what they called butchers who remove bones. On my dad's birth certificate, under father's occupation, it says "boner" lol

@ferretyluv

14 күн бұрын

That’s why we call them deboners now.

@Davie-jx4rh

13 күн бұрын

Well… that certainly is an important job for a father to have when making a child

This short made me yearn for the halcyon days of Michael sharing his countless DONGs with us.

Can’t wait for a pop-up version…

Dr. Seuss was such a menace to society 💀

@teainnit27

16 күн бұрын

E x c u s e y o u ?

@DracoMalfoywhooo

16 күн бұрын

fr

@UltraDestroya48

16 күн бұрын

In this time yes, not in his time. The book was completely fine then.

@NotroLPS

16 күн бұрын

@@UltraDestroya48the book was fine then, but the cheating on his wife and racist caricatures certainly weren’t. Dr. Seuss was kind of a horrible person, regardless of time period.

@Will-uv9kx

16 күн бұрын

​@@NotroLPSuhoh, it's the morality police. Hey guys we aren't allowed to find something humorous because this guy said so. Apparently it's scientifically, factually NOT OKAY, he's said so! I'm not allowed to laugh at his charactures in their old context because it'll make this dude mad.

Imagine sharing this with your teacher nowadays

Congrats for the great eurovision performance! Estonia is pretty great ❤

Your acting skills are actually impressive lmfao. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Vsauce becoming Vseuss! I would definitely buy your book, Michael.

"Dr Sus"😂💀

Don't judge a book by its cover...

@sinistrodextral

16 күн бұрын

How didn't I think of that watching this?

Again with the very curious factoids and interesting content. Masterful work, masterful I say!

Michael is probably the only channels i can binge watch.

Crazy how the word went from being associated from one head to the other.

Me: *scrolling through shorts* VSauce: “This is Dr. Seuss’ first book, the pocket book of BONERS.”

I didn't know this was his first book. I have a beat-up copy bouncing around somewhere, and it's a great one to peruse. Perfect for the coffee table or the crapper.

You have the coolest books! I wish I could come over and read your books

In the episode of The Simpsons where Bart cuts off the head of the statue of Jebidiah Springfield, Homer is like, "I've pulled a few boners in my day." It's like WTF? That was more than 30 years ago, but still.

@ReinoGoo

17 күн бұрын

You make a boner, when you are bone headed? Yes, it rhymes with Homer.

@I.C.Weiner

14 күн бұрын

According to Bart the name of our country is now....Bonerland.

In the 80s the Sit-Com GROWING PAINS actually had a character named BONER. LOL! His full name was Richard Milhous "BONER" Stabone. An obvious reference to Richard Milhous Nixon.

@JokersNtheOddball

14 күн бұрын

Everything's coming up milhouse, eh?

@triplejustice3795

12 күн бұрын

His name is Dick Boner????

"Ehuegh! Kids say the darndest things." ~Michael "Vsauce" Steven

The algorithm blessed me today with an early Vsauce video, I thought the day might never come

True story: a teacher had the class learn and then write about classical composers. A little boy handed in his paper. It began, ' Johann Sébastien Bach had twenty children and practiced on a virgenal'.🎹

Idk if its cause im young dumb or both but can someone explain the soviet waiter joke to me lol

@SimonBoyes

17 күн бұрын

Serviette (napkin)

@ferretyluv

14 күн бұрын

Say “serviette” with a New York accent.

@mrdubbs9877

14 күн бұрын

Didn't know what serviette meant ty everyone :)

“A rib-tickling omnibus of schoolboy howlers”

Makes me feel better that our trombone section called each other "Boners." 😂

Interesting choice of words…

@Lreemsskevthew

17 күн бұрын

Would you like to play Gacha life with me

Me the next day in class: I LOVE BONERS

@tbluemelon

17 күн бұрын

Me too

So making "Boners" was the problem Philomena Cunk struggeled with. I just cant get the *Soviet Onion* out of my head 😂

Oh Dr Seuss… you will be missed 😢❤ Your rhymes were bliss

“what’s your favorite book?” “The Pocket Book of *Boners”* 💀💀

If this book ever got placed on the bookshelfs at a library today, people would mistake it as a adult book instead of a comedy book about misconceptions.

THE MEANING FOR THE WORD DEFINITELY HAS CHANGED A WHOLE LOT, I COULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED IN MY WILDEST DREAMS❤❤❤❤❤

vsauce ive always hear about dr seuss but never looked him up until now and you uploaded a video with him in it this might just be fate

Dr. Seuss a freak fr

@boRegah

17 күн бұрын

I hardly know anything about Dr. Seuss cos I'm not from US America Elaborate please

@sweetsour4375

17 күн бұрын

​​@@boRegahDr. Seuss had some books and comics featuring anti-Asian racism. There were lots of gross caricatures, particularly of Japanese and Chinese people. Although it just occurred to me that the original comment might have been referring to the "adult" book Dr. Seuss wrote illustrated. It's called "The Seven Lady Godivas" and it features 7 nude Ladies.

@theconductor2969

16 күн бұрын

@@boRegah He made a ton of children books featuring weird yet interesting art, rhyming and just about everyone in the US either heard of him or read one of his books as a child. As for what the other guy is talking about I have no idea.

@dangerdugong8893

14 күн бұрын

@@theconductor2969google it. He drew some real racist stuff

"Don't get dirty minded..." "Don't get dirty minded!" *"DON'T GET DIRTY MINDED!!!!"*

amazing history. thanks michael!

I will always remember "Hey vsause micheal here" *vsause music intensifies* and also his space videos

@Birds4life100

17 күн бұрын

Im talking about the "What will we miss?" Vid

Does nobody realise that Vsauce is a guy showing us his cool toys

that thumbnail scared me for a second💀

I saw the thumbnail to this video this morning and physically did a double take😭😭😭

"Rib tickling" "Schoolboy howlers" - the puns write themselves

I think I should’ve lowered my phone volume before watching this in class 💀💀💀

@jacobc9221

15 күн бұрын

raised*

Was you in Estonia 🇪🇪 Eurovision?

That book just called us dirty minded in a foreign language 💀

GIVE ME THAT CARDBOARD CUT OUT IN THE BACK

"Dr. Seuess" more like "Dr. Sus" 💀💀

😟

I was just blinking for a minute straight figuring out what this was

Dr Seuss definitely knew what he was doing.

"Mom I want a book.... I swear I'm straight-"

This book goes HARD, ngl

@SedoKai

17 күн бұрын

It's hard-going, huh?

@HansTheDeutscheMenschlich.

17 күн бұрын

Literally. 💀

I'm stuck in a room, with no lights on, just in pure darnness, with no one wit me in sight. Tears shoves down from my eyes as I cry my way to slip.

Pointless knowledge of the day: *This KZread short is exactly 60 seconds long*

💀💀💀

@einsteintutorials7282

17 күн бұрын

MY CONTENT IS BETTER I AM SMARTER THAN VSAUCE.

@einsteintutorials7282

17 күн бұрын

MY CONTENT IS BETTER I AM SMARTER THAN VSAUCE.

Dawg I just opened up the damn app 😭

It’s even better that it says “a RIB TICKLING omnibus of SCHOOLBOY HOWLERS”

For a sec I thought I downloaded the wrong KZread💀

🎉😂This is soo Funny! I read Dr.suess all the time! He was my favorite!!

THIS BOOK BE HITTIN HARD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥

Not the 'you dropped your pocket,' joke being in a Seuss book.

That back cover is crazy bro

We have another Sheldon here.

Hey Vsauce! Love ur vids so much and watch all of them but, can u post more of the videos? I really enjoy them and I am sure a lot of other people do!!

Good luck tonight Michael I hope you qualify for the final🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪

FINALLY a Vsauce video that doesn't end in an existential crisis 😅

Not available in paperback, only in hard cover.

“Rib tickling” given the name this tagline is hilarious

This book goes so hard. It's not that long but it's probably just cold outside

"Let's see if I can get called a slur today," _kids say the darndest things_

When you think Dr. Seuss can’t get any more bizarre…

I mean it kinda makes sense, since the modern version of the word usually comes by surprise, one could consider it a bit of a blunder

The flying Bonner on the cover tho ...?? He knew what he was doing 😅😂😂😂

DR .Seuss is a legend

Interesting. I remember one of my high school history classes made us write the correct and incorrect terms of words. Now, I wonder if our work is in a book.

what if vsauce made a video about the full name of titin

And just before that, he was staunchly vocal in his political illustrations about increasing the amount and use of Asian concentration camps in the USA... now THAT'S a boner!

no waaaay dude wrote my autobiography before i was born

a few days ago, my dad called someone “a boner” and i honestly thought he just used the weirdest most random word in some sort of slip up. turns out he’s just old

I love you Vsauce Michael Here

Definition hasn't changed that much

The speed in which he closed that book