I have never laughed more at one of your videos holy fffff

@ChrisJamesTV

3 жыл бұрын

🥺❤️

@peterdanior4538

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the whole blindfolding part I was yelling at my phone “Don’t do it, run girl, oh hell no”

@snehajain4334

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah no i liked the slave video better

@andyhighroller8217

2 жыл бұрын

I swear, this man’s gotta be rockin an entire third leg, with a knee and a damn social security card and everything, and that’s how he gets women to VISIT HIS MISSILE SILO, but it’s not enough to make ‘em stay… I bet if he got on one knee and presented just a Hope diamond on a solid gold band, right at the edge of the silo hole, she might’ve said “you know, I’ve always liked really dark sunglasses and that’s pretty much all a blindfold is” just take advantage of that special moment of singing with a “hey btw I have videogame designers help with my layout plan, tryna be a Halo-loading-screen with those pipes, prepper bae?” If all three happened, 1. Huge diamond ring, 2. Videogame soundtrack deal, and 3. A member named “Rocko” that he throws over his shoulder, she’d have said yes to the dress made of stitched together MRE-wrappers… why ISNT TLC TRYNA FIND THIS MAN LOVE? Heck, his videogame designer contacts should be making a game ABOUT HIM. Just set in like, Far Cry 5, but no/few enemies, just this dude tryna acquire random parts across town, and develop relationships with certain people have certain items he’d need to upgrade his base, so you have to ensure you don’t completely turn people off or promise too many spots in the silo. The whole game is based around character and whether or not you trust people enough to inform them/invite them/guarantee a safe haven, and if people trust you they don’t immediately call the police and never talk to you again. Maybe a DLC/secret ending where it goes all nuclear and you gotta use what you gathered and the people you let in have different bonuses and other cons that hurt your chances of long term survival. I think it could work, like Far Cry 5+Shadow of War+Minecraft/etc.

@snehajain4334

2 жыл бұрын

@@andyhighroller8217 I'm sorry, but this response is so weird i can't stop laughing.

"I need a woman who can survive the end times" *meets woman who literally says she is prepared for the end times* "Yeah but no fat chicks"

@DoctorDerpman

2 жыл бұрын

As soon as he called up skinny girl, I knew I'd find this comment lmfao

@justincampitelli3802

2 жыл бұрын

omg I laughed so good

@magisterrleth3129

2 жыл бұрын

He really picked the wrong woman, that survivalist lady would've probably been really into the bunker.

@scottnito2640

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely just picked her based on looks. Laura sounded like she may have been into it

@amanda2382

2 жыл бұрын

@Rachel ATPC he's not thinking about surviving, he's thinking about repopulating lol. he is WEAK and will be the first to die in the end times.

Gotta love the fact that his soulmate was the combat medic/hunting lady but he didnt call her back because she was too overweight for his rappelling test..

@BushMaster420circle

Жыл бұрын

they all dodge a bullet with this one lol!!! because his underground base ISNT even set up... like holy heck lol!!! xD

@rachelk4805

Жыл бұрын

Right, wonder why this stud can't get a girlfriend. 😒

@mindassassin

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be poetic if he met a woman that's a hardcore prepper and she dumped him because his silo wasn't good enough for her?

@acorns-r-us

Жыл бұрын

She may also have been "overqualified". Many straight men, as I have seen, don't want someone on par/ superior to them in the skills related to their interests. They want someone they can teach.

@orangutanxremix510

Жыл бұрын

@@rachelk4805 fat isn’t attractive.

I think Stephanie's self-preservation instincts were at total war with her desire to be able to win any "worst/weirdest date you've ever been on" contest with her friends, and even in the presence of a professional camera crew I'm still not sure she made the right choice

@scumbaag

Жыл бұрын

I get incredibly nervous if anyone is near my when im close to a ledge, id have been pissing when they were standing there singing into the abyss.

@myname9130

8 ай бұрын

I feel like we're gonna be hearing about Stephanie on the news some day with her penchant for getting into cars blindfolded and standing near ledges with strange men she's known for less than 24 hours o-o

The part where he brings Stephanie to the silo and shows her around screams serial killer on so many levels.

@vrykyl6464

Жыл бұрын

This is my silo and this is my flamethrower for when someone wants to get in *wispers* or out.....

@Jiub_SN

7 ай бұрын

Huh? I wouldn't trust your judgement of people if you actually believe that. Like it's odd but no where near serial killer level, I'm guessing you just don't have enough life experience to know otherwise. Try and get out more

@sdot5389

7 ай бұрын

@@Jiub_SNHyperbole - look it up.

@morgan2045

7 ай бұрын

@@Jiub_SNI mean without the cameras there yes it’s 100% serial killer

@floatingdisembodiedhead8975

7 ай бұрын

​​@@Jiub_SNnow we know how people like you keep getting abducted.

Lol love how the preppers talk about "Operational Security" then go on reality shows like this. Two of the women say they are from Wichita, if you pay attention you can see they are eating at a Montana Mike's. An internet search shows a Montana Mike's in McPherson, Kansas. A search of decommissioned missile silos shows the exact location of his property or what use to be his property since searching his name also shows he tried to sell the property on ebay back in 2012, so either he grew out of the Prepper mindset or gave up on that particular project.

@RealBradMiller

2 жыл бұрын

But, mah SeCrEtS

@nikkimcdonald4562

2 жыл бұрын

Post silo Jeff on a date.. Jeff : I'm just your average guy , not one of those prepper silo weirdos that you read about on the internet.

@MK_ULTRA420

2 жыл бұрын

"Hey where'd you find that!? You can't hack my location that's illegal!"

@Mario_Angel_Medina

2 жыл бұрын

Well, maybe I'm just a sheeple but I don't see much use for a missile cilo for someone planning to survive after the economic collapse of a nation. A self-sustaining farm and a closet full of guns seems more practical

@KelgorothTheFinalShape

2 жыл бұрын

I literally thought the same thing

The only reason Stephanie agreed to the blindfold is because there was a camera crew there.

@jermainelovings3123

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@mikey2time484

Жыл бұрын

@@jermainelovings3123 100% there's no fuckinggg way She would of done this solo

@ryanreynolds2169

Жыл бұрын

We would like to believe that. She's a dom type of woman.

@michaelbugner7011

Жыл бұрын

"I need you to be blindfolded for a two minute drive." Like she wouldn't be able to find something that's only two minutes away from the starting point if she came back looking for it.

@PrimericanIdol

Жыл бұрын

He should have tried dating Laura instead.

Stephanie's singing in the silo was the best part of this episode. Haunting.

@axeman1314

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of kulning.

@canalalex0119

8 күн бұрын

I thought it was actually kind of sweet, in a sick sense. It was like the only moment she seemed actually interested in *something*, and the face he did, seems like it was the closest to climax he’s been in a looong time 😂 Maybe it’s just the least shittiest part of that “date” though XD

I remember this episode. I kept joking that the only reason the woman was able to leave and not end up chained to a radiator was because of the camera crew.

@gh0stpuppi333

13 күн бұрын

Bro this is THE episode I remember

Steph was smart, she didn’t outright reject him till she was outside of his underground weapons silo.

@corpses6662

Жыл бұрын

was she smart though? probably the only smart decision she made tbh

@Enkarashaddam

Жыл бұрын

You mean outside his creepy r*pe dungeon?

@ender8124

Жыл бұрын

@@corpses6662 I'm sure if the camera crew wasnt there, she wouldnt be either 😂

@michaelbugner7011

Жыл бұрын

She would've gone straight into that water.

@botchedoperations3485

Жыл бұрын

Duh…he is weird..not to make it about race but…were I live, there is plenty of white guys that are this weird and can’t get a date… They watch too many movies about the apocalypse and the perfect family. When normal people want to live a good life, go on vacations,be outgoing, etc. the last girl spot on “Beach property yes, missile asylum kinda of crazy”

I love how the actual MILITARY VETERAN was the one that saw the red flags and said f*ck this 👀👀

@tjtrent2351

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t the second date also have literal combat experience and training as a combat Medic? I’d say that counts as Mil. Exp. She was the only one pumped and open to see OddJobs Fortress of Solitude as well. He was acting too good for her because she was a little overweight. Dudes like that just suck, probably, literally, he just wants a play thing like he sees online the past six years lol!!

@TheChrislewis1989

Жыл бұрын

@@tjtrent2351 right? He picked the one girl who had literally no survival skills at all.

@kilbert666

Жыл бұрын

@@TheChrislewis1989 yeah, he picked the one that would be totally helpless and reliant on him.

@CheezMonsterCrazy

Жыл бұрын

​@@kilbert666 it's part of the fantasy for these guys. They want to be the have people completely dependant on them for survival, so that they can have some measure of control over them.

@jermainelovings3123

Жыл бұрын

Right 😆😂

I love how he lead the conversation immediately to the only thing he wanted to talk about in the the most 0-100 way ive ever seen. "Are you outdoorsy" .. "Yeah used to live on a lake" "Do you have any survival skills?".. "uhm.. no.. no" "Do you think the US has the potential to financially collapse?" *silence* lol

@OvertheHedge06

11 ай бұрын

This makes me feel infinitely better about myself

@whereta3097

6 ай бұрын

​@@OvertheHedge06the fact steph went on a date with him to his silo should have anyone hope lmao

My favorite part is that despite Jeff telling us all he’s looking for the ideal prepper partner; he doesn’t call the only person into the idea, but the more conventionally attractive first girl with no survival skill 😂

The look on her face at 16:35 after he said "That's why I invited you out" and she realizes she may have just voluntarily became a hostage is priceless

@PaganSkye

9 ай бұрын

Omg ikr At that point I would just be like well this is the end it’s been a good life lol 😂

@cablehogue599

3 ай бұрын

Like a scene in a horror film

Him: Do you have any survival skills? Us: *_puts hand over drink_*

@tangojordan8742

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what about women who don't have hands?

@ThexDynastxQueen

2 жыл бұрын

@@tangojordan8742 Hopefully they got legs and feet and can run.

@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321

Жыл бұрын

I really need more women to start going "No" and running away in these shows; I'm having a panic attack watching her trust a weird ass STRANGER!!

That bunker is legitimately the creepiest location I've ever seen. He has major serial killer vibes and if there wasn't a camera crew, there is absolutely so way she would've went there with him. It makes perfect sense that she never saw him again lmao

@vrykyl6464

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she did see him again, on a cold rainy night, staring trough her window with a blank expression on his face, carrying a blindfold and a flamethrower....

How terrifying would it be to go on a first date and be asked “do you have survival skills?”

@unclefranklin4575

11 ай бұрын

That's where you channel your inner prepper and locate all your possible exits.

@swordmonkey6635

8 ай бұрын

You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. ~ Napoleon Dynamite

This guy is like interviewing his dates like it's a job interview. "Do you have any special skills that make you an asset for my silo?"

@britishcig5462

2 жыл бұрын

The way he keeps saying "outstanding" i thought that too

@sorrenblitz805

2 жыл бұрын

"Are you also crazy and overly paranoid about the looming downfall of Murica?"

@Kevin_2435

2 жыл бұрын

@@sorrenblitz805 This show aired like 15 years ago and all they were dealing with was a recession. Now we have that, a crazy dictatorial leader on the other side of the world that keeps hinting at using nukes, and to add insult to injury, an internal political paradigm that seems to lead to violence and conflict rather than bipartisan solutions here at home. Maybe this crazy dude in his bunker was on to something. He's been very celibate for a long time but I bet his bunker is bad ass and finished now.

@sorrenblitz805

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kevin_2435 that dictator is also dying of cancer, and America has always been this way politically, it's just more open about it now, and they're only open about it because they know the bi-partisan system is a joke and every alternative can't spend enough money to get in the door.

@Kevin_2435

2 жыл бұрын

@@sorrenblitz805 Dying of cancer is not necessarily a positive. I think the fact that he has nothing to lose and will die anyway makes him even more of a wildcard.

He picked Stephanie because he relishes the thought of the "learning curve" where he can talk forever this poor woman about his end time fantasies. He creeps me out.

@vega1349

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, she was the "least prepared" out of the three, Laura was the obvious choice for a prepper partner.

@goldensloth7

2 жыл бұрын

and cuz she's thin and pretty... and white?

@jetmcgee4218

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldensloth7 I don't think race had anything to do with it but I do think her being pretty and thin was like the whole choice there

@nofanealbni

2 жыл бұрын

@@jetmcgee4218 The Asian girl was prettier and had more relevant skills though

@CodeeXD

2 жыл бұрын

@@nofanealbni yeah but she had some skills and training. He probably doesn't want someone with more useful skills then him

That woman was willing to say what ever it took to get out of there alive 😂

A local man in my area is a creepy guy, he inherited millions after his grandfather passed away. (Who he probably got rid of himself) Then he went & bought property on one of the mountains, had a private company build a bunker in to the mountainside. He even chose to buy out a few stores on meat products to have stored in his "underground freezer vaults", there are even concrete barricades built around the entrance too. His "Sniper Tower" is fortified with bullet proof glass that has a wide view of the small town, it's quite disturbing to see him sitting up there peeking down at us through his rifle scope. It's unsettling that he's always polishing up his firearms with a weird smirk almost every day at the firing range. He's mentioned many times in bars that once the world goes to hell, he's ready to lay down death on everyone who defies him when the time comes. Patting the side of his jacket where he keeps his handgun, police officers say they can't do anything about him because he seems to be all talk than actions at the moment. Creepy a** motherf***ing millionaires man.

@bcc5701

11 ай бұрын

People like that end up dying in a parking lot away from their massive complex once the actual shit goes down.

I never knew I needed a Prepper Dating Show until now. They can call it “Together til the End”. Prepares can pick between the 3 lucky ladies, who will join him in his bunker. But none of the women can know. They have to think that it’s a regular dating show until their Doomsday Bachelor blindfolds then & carries them off

@naesopbrooks

2 жыл бұрын

Sir.....You are a freaking genius......

@foxbuns

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god

@Draqer

2 жыл бұрын

Nono the name should be "Together Through the End" since the goal is to survive past the apocalypse.

@BaronVonQuiply

2 жыл бұрын

Love At First Fright "Get in the van! Blindfold her! GO! GO! GO! .. .. Ta DAAAA! My Bunker =)"

@KelgorothTheFinalShape

2 жыл бұрын

That would be incredible better than the bachelor or bachelorette

"Also I don't know if Jeff is either 29 or 46..." "37 year old Jeff..." 29+46= 75 75/2= 37.5 Dude nailed it

@cholkymilkmirage4984

2 жыл бұрын

Lol add them both and take the average 🤣🤣🤣

@Evanderj

2 жыл бұрын

🤯

Weird how the 2nd and 3rd girl def had tons of experience, but he picks the first girl that literally has no skills at all!

@KaitouKaiju

Жыл бұрын

Yeah because she's young, thin, and pretty He dgaf about their skills he's gonna impose his will either way

15:37 The swastika on the entrance is a nice touch to make that 2nd date impression every girl loves.

I love that he didn't catch on that she could literally just look at her phone later and find out the exact location. Great "Operational Security".

@valkyrie9646

2 жыл бұрын

Lol! I thought that as well. Or, you know, the entire crew following them.

@myname9130

8 ай бұрын

Don't even gotta go that far tbh. There can't be that many decommissioned missile silos for sale in the US let alone ones that have actually been purchased, you could narrow it down pretty easily with a quick Google search.

@Jiub_SN

7 ай бұрын

This is an old show, I don't think they even had that functionality at the time

@Thefirespirit1

Ай бұрын

​@@Jiub_SNfind my iPhone has been standard on iPhones since 2010

For anyone out there, if you're on a date and you're asked if you have survival skills *say 'yes' then calmly locate all exits*

@bombomos

6 ай бұрын

Locating all the exits is indeed a survival skill XD

Oh, Stephanie. I saw your eyes screaming on the first date, you did not have to say yes to the second, and you absolutely could have hightailed it away when he asked to blindfold you. I thought I had the worst dating stories, but girl, this takes the cake for the worst date ever.

@DescendingVelocity

Ай бұрын

Yeah I don’t know how much they paid her to agree to any of that but she definitely deserved double lmao. At least she can say she went on a date with an actual crazy person and survived. Owning a missile silo should probably put you on some sort of watch list.

You can tell he doesn't really care about survival at all because 1) he chose a flame thrower as his main security feature and 2) picked the woman least likely to survive in the end times. He's in love with the fantasy what all that stuff means. The man is way detached from reality and I would suspect him of being somewhat dangerous, to be honest.

Jeff: _“Can I blindfold ya? Just for a bit haha..”_ Steph: _”Uh, sorry I’m not comfortable with that”_ Jeff: _“Oh don’t worry we’re just goin for a real short drive”_

@Mario_Angel_Medina

2 жыл бұрын

Today we learned that the best way to lure victims into an snuff film is to disguise your crew as NatGeo documentarians

@KelgorothTheFinalShape

2 жыл бұрын

But was the film crew also blindfolded?

@rachelk4805

Жыл бұрын

@@KelgorothTheFinalShape This is probably the only reason she didn't run.

@buzzii

8 ай бұрын

@@KelgorothTheFinalShape probably not

He sounds like he’s trying to induct her into a creepy cult 💀 “dO yOu ThInK tHe Us HaS tHe PoTeNtIaL tO fInAnCiAlLy CoLlApSe?” 👁👄👁

@per6605

2 жыл бұрын

But you have to admit it's a great icebreaker on a first date?

The “and I hope Stephenie is still alive” at the end had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂

@Arri7979

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! He just snuck that in there so casually 💀

I love how they really put in the work to show that this guy is maybe/probably a potential/current serial killer without actually saying it. Like talking about all the cool shit he used to do, then something changed in his life *cue dark abandoned missile silo and chains hanging from the ceiling* ... What's in the silo? or rather how many people are buried in your silo?

@TheNoSuchThingPodcast

Жыл бұрын

I know. One push and she’s gone

I think a big flaw in setting up a security system for a prepper den would be exposing your system on national television.

@blindey

2 жыл бұрын

That's why this is the fake one. The real one already has motion sensing killguns. Someone breaks in and expects some little dinky blowtorch, rounds a corner. BAM. shotguntrap. 4D chess right there.

@Mario_Angel_Medina

2 жыл бұрын

@@blindey the guy said that he didn't show everything to the film crew

@patrickriarchy6054

2 жыл бұрын

Heres where I placed all of the matchbox cars and the paint cans swing down the stairs.

@izi5150

2 жыл бұрын

I think the big flaw is that the location is 800 miles away.

@Nantosuelta

Жыл бұрын

@@izi5150 exactly! If shit really went down, he thinks its gunna be easy to travel 800 miles!?

Lmao I remember this episode! I always thought it was so funny that he clearly picked Stephanie because she looked better. Laura literally had the perfect resume, chick could have gone off grid that day and lived like nobility.

@t3hpenguinofd00m

Жыл бұрын

What about Serle? She was very beautiful and had some serious survival chops.

@mikecurry6847

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. It's kind of sad but it was a shallow decision based off appearance. I'm not trying to act superior, I've made shallow decisions like that too

@kyrstincote7732

6 ай бұрын

Or, because he felt the other two would be stronger personalities that he couldn't take advantage of as easily.

@SmartStart24

6 ай бұрын

Exactly. Typical niceguy/incel behavior. He was gross and made my skin crawl.

@SmartStart24

6 ай бұрын

@@kyrstincote7732 lol actually the opposite. That’s most likely why he didn’t choose Serlé because you could tell she was not with tha shits very early on. Stephanie was a little more passive and to his shallow self more “attractive” and probably (“more suitable for repopulation of the earth” or some weirdo incel shit 😂)

Is nobody going to talk about the sawzi at the entrance in the same spray paint he used for the arrows lmao

I just love how the show makes Jeff sound like a serial killer at the start. I'm not convinced he isn't one, what a creep.

"The cake is a lie" spray painted all over the inside of the silo. Looks like a great place to call home. These producers and editors must have such a good time poking fun at these people.

@ns0557212

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad someone noticed

@locloud8119

Жыл бұрын

The cake is a lie ☠️☠️☠️

@Nocturnalux

Жыл бұрын

There was a swastika at the entrance…granted, he is still fixing it up he must have seen it by now and has not covered it…I mean…yeah

So a guy you don't know talks about having a doomsday silo and you not only go on a second date, but you agree have him drive you out into the middle of nowhere, blindfolded, and to crawl into this silo with him. Then ask, "Can I go out and stand on the edge of this huge drop?" I really hope this Stephanie woman is just doing this for the cameras. Otherwise look for her soon in the missing person's report.

@wfjhDUI

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely for the camera crew and also just to see an ICBM silo.

@campbellgraham2720

2 жыл бұрын

it would be super cool to see something like that in real life i would’ve went out on there too

@lennyjenkins9931

2 жыл бұрын

@@campbellgraham2720 Me too honestly, it's not like I have anything else better to do

@thedarkerknight2188

2 жыл бұрын

Oh she got paid. And it’s not like everyone else was blindfolded. The camera crew certainly were not

@karenamyx2205

Жыл бұрын

I find it odd that you literally know the answer: tv camera crew was there... but still talk all this nonsense about why she did this. Very odd.

“To maintain it’s secrecy” Jeff leads a whole camera crew to its location 😂

"are you outdoorsy" "yes" "Awesome, Do you want to live 200 meters underground?"

God I'd pay anything to see how all these prepers handled the pandemic

@joshlewis575

Жыл бұрын

"My time to shine" is what they were thinking I'd imagine

@SeviathTheHumanDrago

Жыл бұрын

Relatively fine. While people were panick buying toilet paper, I had baby wipes. Now that people are struggling with the price of food, I'm laughing again, since I keep 3 months of everything stocked. I'm surprised just how many people don't keep an emergency stock of stuff in case of natural disaster and whatnot.

@betht3037

Жыл бұрын

@@SeviathTheHumanDrago, I have supplies as well, but there is a vast difference between being prepared for a natural disaster and his Mad Max's level of preparation.

@SeviathTheHumanDrago

Жыл бұрын

@@betht3037 True, but if you could predict the apocalypse wouldn't you like to be prepared for it if you could?

@thatguybob3411

Жыл бұрын

​@@SeviathTheHumanDrago exactly.. all these people live in lala land thinking nothing will ever change.. newsflash, jews in ww2 didn't think anything would change either..

She actually has a good voice when she sang in the silo, didn't expect that. Thought she'd just yell.

@Rakerong

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno what I was expecting, but it wasn't that .I thought she'd nervously sing Taylor Swift or something. Then I remembered there was a description earlier that said she was in a choir and it made sense.

I think i need to become a doomsday prepper, cause I'm scared of all the crazy people on these shows snapping, which will be the ultimate doomsday

Whoever spray painted "The Cake is A Lie" in the silo is a legend.

The fact that he has a flame thrower and not a gun tells me that he's probably a felon. Think of how easy it would have been for Jeff to abduct this woman. It could be a group of psychos, that just put a NatGeo sticker on their cameras to trick their victim into a snuff film.

@someonesomething9282

2 жыл бұрын

I'd argue a felon with a missile silo and a flamethrower is more dangerous than a felon with a gun. I'm gonna go write my representatives now.

@mondaysinsanity8193

2 жыл бұрын

@@someonesomething9282 lmfao

@shaymorcormick8743

2 жыл бұрын

Just a dude looking for hardy breeding stock for his not sex silo

@lennyjenkins9931

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaymorcormick8743 The not sex silo is all about no sex

@YourPalFry

Жыл бұрын

Prolly kicks his victims bodies down the silo hole

I love the editing on this episode. "Jeff has a secret." Shows the dark silo. "He's a serial killer.... Wait, no..... He's a Prepper!" Also, as a Prepper who should be thinking about survival, shouldn't he pick Laura who is a combat medic?

@bethclay476

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@MorningStarMidnightSun

2 жыл бұрын

“Oh you’re a serial killer? Oh thank god I thought you were a prep-“

@darrenwoodard1253

2 жыл бұрын

She was fat, that’s why she was a no.

@aldooze

2 жыл бұрын

As a pepper, I'm spicy.

@mobiusstripper7279

2 жыл бұрын

Right? He chose the one woman who had no survival skills and who was the least likely to be impressed with his creepy silo. You can't be a picky prepper. You just can't. Preppers who _don't_ own spooky underground nuclear missile silos are undateable enough.

The thought of poor Steph getting sent 17 stories down into a puddle if she didn’t sing into that silo did not stop playing in the back of my head 😂😂😂

I have to hope Stephanie only agreed to that second date because of the camera crew because without that everything about that guy screamed serial killer.

The best episode is about the "raider" guy, ie the guy whos plan is raiding other preppers, spoiler allert, he is in prison

@mondaysinsanity8193

2 жыл бұрын

Omg what episode

@gunmunz

2 жыл бұрын

TBF: your smartest prepper is about as tactically knowledgeable as a Russian invasion force.

@dogguy8603

2 жыл бұрын

@@mondaysinsanity8193 hard to find, natgeo dosent want people to see that mess lol

@mechanomics2649

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he has the right idea.

Seeing “the cake is a lie” spray painted on the wall brought back such random mid 2000’s memories

The sad part is that it's severely uncomfortable putting someone through that all and making them trust you enough to go out there. So the fact he was able to do so was shocking, I feel like if the bunker/silo was actually fixed up nice and was decent to go into them it wouldn't be as bad once they got to realize it's basically a kinda secret second home. Like as crazy as it is if they're willing to go far enough to be blindfolded, don't lead them to basically a serial killer dungeon.

@radishfest

Жыл бұрын

There's this one guy on KZread who styled a titan missile silo like a rich suburban home, it's really amusing to see him going through the blast doors to get down to his home theater. Can't recall the channel name rn but it's the epitome of a ridiculous dad project

I seen an episode where this old man was only interested in saving children in his underground bunker and nobody found that weird

Jeff has got to at least slap a coat of seafoam green paint on those graffitied silo walls. Maybe throw down some nice hardwood, and install some lighting that doesn't make you feel like you're in the middle of a creepy urban exploration video. I definitely think an interior designer should be hired before inviting any other potential -victims- partners down there again. This is the kind of thing you want to keep to yourself until you've been dating someone at least 1 to 6 years. All of my womanly spidey senses were *screaming* for Stephanie. I think her survival instincts kicked in, just not in the way Jeff was hoping.

@miaconnor5767

2 жыл бұрын

If he spent some real money, he could make that place absolutely incredible. Like, dream home for some people even, and could still have it be defended too by fixing the reinforced doors for the silo and all that. He won't, because he's an insane person and it would ruin the Mad Max aesthetic, but still. He could, theoretically.

@mobiusstripper7279

2 жыл бұрын

@@miaconnor5767 _Exactly!_

@wfjhDUI

2 жыл бұрын

For real, the place is absolutely trashed but Jeff's first priority is setting up a Home Alone flamethrower trap.

@chilibeer3912

2 жыл бұрын

Love the open concept. Add a little reclaimed wood accents and some subway tiles for the torture room and you’re set.

he seems like the perfect vault tec salesman lol

I like to imagine she was saying "Okay I trust you" Not to our beloved maniac but to the camera crew

I think that if you're going for people who have survival instinct, any person who agrees to be blindfolded and taken to an unknown location should be instantly disqualified

"Oh you all laughed at us, but look how everyone was panicking to get toilet paper" So a lifetime of paranoia and sacrificing your ability to enjoy life all paid off because you were able to brag about not needing to buy toilet paper. That's one hell of a return on that investment.

@ChibiViolin

2 жыл бұрын

The supply chain issues, medical tyrany, looming war, and a potential resurgence of the pandemic. All thats required now is an economic crisis and the domino's will fall and these prepper guys will be proven 100% right.

@SuperBeepD

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChibiViolin you right but all this is a lot

@lazykranch3205

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperBeepD survival isn't easy.

@KelgorothTheFinalShape

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChibiViolin medical tyranny? I didn’t know being told to wear a simple mask or get vaccinated was tyranny

@ChibiViolin

2 жыл бұрын

@@KelgorothTheFinalShape Being coerced into doing it is tyranny.

"By the time I'm done with her, she will fear everything. I hope." 😂👌

When your date's vocabulary is reduced to 'okay' and their eyebrows have fused with their hairline, you know its not going well.

"I hope Stephani is still alive" As I'm sure everyone who watched this episode is thinking. Well done mate. Cheers for the video.

Most underrated channel 2021

@ChrisJamesTV

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you hash

@w1png_alt

3 жыл бұрын

True

@MasterDantoni

3 жыл бұрын

Facts!!! Bring back the house hunters reviews

@kates6371

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so obsessed with this channel.

@JohnJames.

2 жыл бұрын

End of the year is near , and still rings true

"that's all she had to say to tell me that Jeff might not be the weird one on this date" I died.. I choked on a carrot but I still rewatched it 8 times.

@ChrisJamesTV

3 жыл бұрын

Awh thank you!!

Just discovered your channel last night. Thx for stripping me of 4 hours of sleep. Yes, the episode sells itself w/o any commentary but what you've added has turned this into a comedic masterpiece. I have NEVER howled with laughter so much over a fucking youtube video in my life. And I was alone. My litmus test passed with flying colors. Shared it with one of my best buds today and had to do breathing exercises to avoid light headedness, 5x. I know I just got here but never stop, Chris. God damn it.

Love the video man thanks for uploading 🙏

Jeff is the type of guy to talk about his single digit IQ proudly

That girl that went to the silo just was a really good sport. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings because he seems so sincere. In reality, she wants to run very very far away. This was hard to watch on so many levels.

@shaymorcormick8743

2 жыл бұрын

That or nat g offered her 200 bucks and more air time

@dogwalk3

2 жыл бұрын

hopefully she got a break for her voice at least.

Your channel is amazing. You temper your reactions perfectly with the rest of the content.

This content is absolutely flawless man. Good shit.

Dude how quick her smile disappears when he mentions he owns the silo 🤣

I love that they're making jeff out to be BTK. I was worried he was going to ask that first woman about whether or not she can escape handcuffs

I’ve seen this video so many times now and you always manage to make me laugh. Perfect!

I just came across this channel and I had to subscribe. Your jokes had me laughing all through the video.

I went on a date once where the girl tricked me into helping her and her mom install new hardwood floors. I saw these two ladies were going to struggle with it, so I stayed and helped anyways. And I thought that was a bad date.

@lunariian

8 ай бұрын

Are you me? One time I painted a guy's spare room on the first date because he told me he didn't know how to and 22 year old me believed him 🫠

Are we all gonna ignore the fact that there was a swastika outside of the entrance?

@zarapaterick3804

Жыл бұрын

same paint that was used inside too 😬

@tylerh.1615

11 ай бұрын

Everything about this dude already screamed "white nationalist psychopath" but that graffiti sealed the deal

I don't know how I found your channel !! But I'm glad I did keep up the good work. I don't know how many times I've had a good laugh!!

This is one of the MOST HILARIOUS videos EVER! Thank you for making my day!

There was an episode where a couple of old hippies turned one of those silos into an underground hippy paradise. I was jealous.

If I had someone ask me if I had survival skills on a first date, I'd wonder when in the date he was going to try and play "The Most Dangerous Game."

@nikkimcdonald4562

2 жыл бұрын

wOuLd y0u LiKe t0 pLaY a GaMe ?

@killmenowprettyprett

Жыл бұрын

Knife monopoly

Stephanie makes me realize why so many girls go missing today. Meet someone in the middle of nowhere and let them blind fold you, seems legit.

I laughed out loud so many times watching this video, thank you for making my Monday great.

I agree, going on a first date discovering National Geographic AND TLC cameras is a bad sign.

@Arri7979

Жыл бұрын

A crossover special from both channels would only make them more powerful. Is this what 2023 will be like?

anytime a woman mentions they’re experience with survival skills this guy gets instantly bricked up

This is Such an Underrated Channel, Watching all the Way from New Zealand. 💯😎

all I know is if I had that silo I'd be singing the halo theme every day

This is an important lesson for all of you out there. "just because I am a creepy dude who subconsciously wants to become moleperson and lives in an underground missile silo doesn't mean I should lower my standards! If I'm gonna ride out the apocalypse, she has to at least be an 8 or a 9."

I so glad i came across your channel. I swear you could be a comedian😂😂😂

Did the National Geographic crew need to be blindfolded every time they were taken out to silo? I can't believe how uncomfortable she was for the whole endeavor. I bet she did say "no" to the blindfold but was then paid lots of money by National Geographic to say "yes"

"Jeff believes that if nothing is done about this... [America] will become a nation that struggles to provide food water and power" Jeff buddy my guy that's already the case

@ChrisJamesTV

2 жыл бұрын

right lol

@AnotherTruth

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the dude is only worried if he’s lost anything because if he actually was concerning be out there helping others not to reach the same fate. He’s just trying to see his survival is if he’s worth anything

@nikkimcdonald4562

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnotherTruth Jeff's 3 dates collectively: Imma pass

Could you imagine how awkward it would be to have your date show up and tell you about his former government missile facility.

@unclefranklin4575

11 ай бұрын

Maybe if it was a different show, like you live in what.

Dude! You crack me up. Subscribed. And, we’ll narrated.

Oh man, you had me belly laughing out loud a number od times through this video.

Because of course he picked the thin, white lady least interested in his nonsense of the three

This is demoralizing. This guy managed more dates in one night than I did in a decade.

Your mini sketches are the best!

This is my all time favorite video, Chris!!😂

I’m surprised he didn’t ask his second date. I can tell he wasn’t attracted to her though

@Purplesquigglystripe

2 жыл бұрын

She definitely had the most utility. Plus having some extra weight means that she won’t starve as quickly. She’d clearly fare the best in a survival scenario.

@b_x_q

2 жыл бұрын

@@Purplesquigglystripe 🤣🤣

You should do one again on one episode in where they had a felon show off his illegal guns, and tried to make their own body armor. Also the guy claimed to be a marauder and have more medical knowledge than a doctor.

hahaha, love the solo roll plays there keep m coming!

I'm here before 80k subs. I see 100k in the next week, you are gold man!