I love when Mark just goes insane and talks to his hands for about two minutes then he has a really deep conversation with his ass

@TaRa_K

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is EVERYTHING 🤣👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣

@crudbeans8905

Жыл бұрын

@@TaRa_K HIS BUTT!

This is just 50 minutes of testing Mark's improv skills

@ericmaldonado9074

3 жыл бұрын

was about to say the same thing

@limitbreak2966

2 жыл бұрын

Shit I could do it lul im super adhd too

@redydiamondy3635

2 жыл бұрын

Had 999 likes, fixed it..

@Kingkreaper

2 жыл бұрын

Over

@sukairo

2 жыл бұрын

Once he starts talking to his hands its over

Mark when a game tells him not to push something: pushes it as soon as humanly possible. Mark when a game starts screaming at him to push something: has an existential meltdown and starts having meaningful conversations with his butt

@ametrime4754

Жыл бұрын

Reverse psychology

"I'm not a very good actor" A heist with Markiplier: *Am I a joke to you?*

@canman1898

2 жыл бұрын

Haha ( ıf it not a joke İ wont laugh)

@YoylecakeJ

Жыл бұрын

ok no offence but what the fuck is ur profile lol

@ebrucan7161

Жыл бұрын

@@canman1898 what

@canman1898

Жыл бұрын

@@ebrucan7161 thats a year before not even i cant understand lol

@D1gg3rX

10 ай бұрын

@@canman1898update pls

The thought of the game getting legitimately pissed of at how long it took him to press the button gives me infinite delight

@AlohaFourpeaks_

3 жыл бұрын

some value are ℵ1 rather than just infinite and such values are obtainable by Mark's pure heart

*rants for 10 minutes about how his butt has always been there for him, and knows what’s good for him.* * speaker interrupts* *waits patiently without making a sound*

I kind of wanna memorize this and perform it as a monologue for my theatre teacher-

@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god absolutely big brain

@nightmaretoothless

Жыл бұрын

Buy a red button and try to do the whole thing

@itsthejavavoid

Жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhhh my godddddd 😂😂

@chickennuggiez1397

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Do it.

@giving-gleo

Жыл бұрын

Then just in the middle of it switch to a Mr hippo speech.

mark: *plays dont push the red button* youtube: ah, yes five nights at freddys

@LunarTFM

2 жыл бұрын

I checked, and you right

@lunasagaming5801

2 жыл бұрын

you right

@jimjam02

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you right!

@iknowyoursearchhistory

2 жыл бұрын

you right

@user-hz6fd9uh2s

3 ай бұрын

mark just played to much fnaf

If this was real life, it'd be even more hilarious. Scientist: Ok, Mark push the button, that's all you gotta do. Markiplier: **Starts to read "push the button" in every single language.** Scientists: I see we are not going to get very far with this man.

@zboss53_thesecond15

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment yet hahaha

@Ceral_

3 жыл бұрын

XD thanks lol.

@Ceral_

3 жыл бұрын

I just realized that it took Mark 3 and a half minutes to find the button in the room-

@tearez13

3 жыл бұрын

10 minutes later... Mark, sobbing: my butt has been there for me!

@Immxne

2 жыл бұрын

Ya, best comment yet

“My butt told me to believe in myself” -Markiplier 2018

@dark_r0se221

4 жыл бұрын

...you didn’t check when the video was made, right......?

@ignzyriq

4 жыл бұрын

@@dark_r0se221 xD

@Lee-dy6vy

4 жыл бұрын

*2018

@timbit4tim

4 жыл бұрын

*MORE TACO BELL MARK, MORE TACO BELL*

@vexrode3270

4 жыл бұрын

What about 2020

Mark: I'm not a good actor Also Mark: proceeds to make 2 interactive youtube movies

4 years later it is still entertaining to watch mark just go crazy for about an hour.

"WHY DID YOU GUYS STICK AROUND FOR THAT?!" Frankly because of your goddamn fabulous improv. That WHOLE thing was awesome.

@generalmikalie2739

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf!?!? Just few seconds before I saw your comment Mark said that

@DimLightO

4 жыл бұрын

Do he stream this

@crimsonmyschief106

4 жыл бұрын

22 mins in and Mark is chatting to the button now

"just because you're alone doesn't mean you're lonely" - butt

@cupcakes7308

2 жыл бұрын

I think you mean - Marks butt.

I’m truly impressed how Mark has done this for an HOUR, IMPROVISING.

Also, Mark, I have a reason to press the button *clears throat* Not pressing the button builds anxiety, and while it may not be appearant, many people feel anxiety from unpushed buttons, so you would be releasing anxiety, as well as the satisfying feeling of pushing a big red button helps relieve stress.

@chickennuggiez1397

Жыл бұрын

Mmm! Good answer! This video HAS stressed me out. I've just been screaming at my screen for him to push it so...

Mark: "I'm a reasonable guy..." also mark: "hey butt, what's your opinion? got anything to add?

@yobo5482

4 жыл бұрын

Sy was a yo time for you guys gonna. Ask

I just got to admire how Mark was able to monologue for nearly a straight hour. That's darn impressive.

@Cyberfreq94

6 жыл бұрын

well he is live streaming when he did this so at least he had something to talk about

@RyanVipah

6 жыл бұрын

AGrayPhantom for real

@Collisto2435

6 жыл бұрын

That time spent method acting did not go to waste.

@lindafrusha3093

6 жыл бұрын

true

@otakugamer1620

6 жыл бұрын

No kidding

mark is that one person who could have fun in a white room

Mark: "ah sorry, im not a good actor" A Heist with Markiplier:

Scientist watching: "Subject is now 4 minutes into the simulation and he has already started talking to his hands." Mark: *discussing theories over a red button with the hands of KZread clichès *

@ak26k

6 жыл бұрын

Hatena360 its red like the sub button

@Particle3223

6 жыл бұрын

Hatena360 But u should try it bu.. OOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 🤣😂

@FFigueira

6 жыл бұрын

Scientist: "oh my god he's crying."

@arielle1244

6 жыл бұрын

*Press the E button to release Despacito 2!!!*

@arielle1244

6 жыл бұрын

And when the video starts? He's talking take 1/1 of his video 😂😂😂

I love how he’s talking to his body parts then a voice is screaming at him “push push push push” and lights are going around

i love how he spent half of the time telling stories that he just invented

Can we just appreciate how wade just went with that with zero hesitation? Lol 🤣

Normal people: Angel and Devil Advocate Markiplier: Butt Advocate

@hooodini3322

2 жыл бұрын

assvocate

@Belisariuslover

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

the ramblings of a man left alone with a button for an hour... such beauty

@lleagueofminal1996

5 жыл бұрын

basically sums up the video

The megaphone sounded like it was saying “bullshit” when it said “push it”

41:13 Life advise from Mark here. Putting a timestamp to treasure it forever.

@Pshixco

7 ай бұрын

I must make sure that you remember this life advice

Alternative title: “grown man argues with various body parts and contemplates life for 10 minutes”

@Blaze_the_cat_

4 жыл бұрын

What about you he other 41 minutes

@syckmoi

4 жыл бұрын

He judges you Jk Mr. Mark is a great guy

@MI_HI_

4 жыл бұрын

1 hour

@phoenixvalentine470

4 жыл бұрын

Hello everyone and welcome to dont push the red button where i just talk to myself for 50 minutes

@lucarvee

4 жыл бұрын

666th like

Imagine how the editor felt to have to sit though the whole vid

@bluemaul6530

3 жыл бұрын

But would the editor have truly minded, with all the humor in it? Lolz

@xernotec

3 жыл бұрын

I would have let the whole experience for people to be able to drool over this amount of patience

@sezonix5345

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@stacilee538

2 жыл бұрын

editor has a name its lixian

@vincentcraftCraft

2 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Mark went through all the stages of grief in this video

I think it's safe to say that this video was the starting point for Mark's Golden Age (I don't care what anyone else thinks, but it ended with a clean wrap-up from A Heist With Markiplier). The self-realization in this hour of recording is like no other. The fact that he had a one-way conversation for this long is beyond all of our comprehension. Mark, as a loyal subscriber and fan, I wish the very best as you go into the future, and beyond.

only mark could spend an hour in a room with a glowing red button talking to his body parts and still make it entertaining to watch

Not many people can sit in a room, while playing a game where you sit in a room and do nothing, but still can come up with enough banter to keep a viewer entertained for almost an hour. Tip of the hat to you good sir.

@Prisoner6253

6 жыл бұрын

DACRUMB well it is his job and he’s really good at it

@mindymartin5459

3 жыл бұрын

Truly

@sphjinx1448

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmax8692 yes. Creators. But there’s 7 billion people on Earth. Closer to 8 billion now. A vast majority of them are people with average jobs, who don’t have the skills he does. It’s a large community of creators, but how large is it in the scale of humanity?

18:36 Even when he’s joking, Markiplier is more considerate than half the population on a good day. I love this man

@softlyraining2025

Жыл бұрын

an icon of his time

@gummygrenade

Жыл бұрын

@@softlyraining2025 And what a glorious time it has been

@softlyraining2025

Жыл бұрын

@@gummygrenade sounds a bit ominous but mhm !

@gummygrenade

Жыл бұрын

@@softlyraining2025 Oops! I was going for nostalgia and hopeful lol

@softlyraining2025

Жыл бұрын

@@gummygrenade s'oki

Mark stressing over reading Greek will never be unfunny

He's in his own little world... Bless his heart.

@nobitch2470

6 жыл бұрын

MrPingn and his butt

@YanaBeanYanaColada

6 жыл бұрын

MrPingn lol yes I laughed so hard reading this. Thank you.

So this is the video where Mark officially loses his mind. Funny I thought it would be one of the Custom Night videos but nope, it was a button.

@rebbecablack3664

6 жыл бұрын

This is literally what i was gonna write word for word XD

@honeybeesyikes863

6 жыл бұрын

Yep I’m uh watching 51 mins of this wondering why 😂

@brittanygale2551

6 жыл бұрын

Watson Holmes omg true 😂

@dom37

6 жыл бұрын

Watson Holmes so true

@erykahvanier6913

6 жыл бұрын

Watson Holmes i legit thought it was gonna be the custom nights too but oh well A BUTTON TIPS IT OFF 😂✨

No one paid any attention to the fact that wade was just going along with this like it was some complex equation with varying factors and outcomes

''Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me!'' - Markiplier (2018)

This video is purely talking and creating content based on what comes to his head and I love it

@smollpotato6791

3 жыл бұрын

crorction! Out of his butt.

@guybar2761

3 жыл бұрын

I set someone up for a 420, your welcome

@SATANIC__VIPER

3 жыл бұрын

@@smollpotato6791 *correction

@Maseruxer

3 жыл бұрын

Reading the name of the comments publisher i suddenly wanted to play uncharted. And i started wanting a new uncharted game

Title: -dont push the red button- *Learning your body with markiplier*

@paytonmedina1575

6 жыл бұрын

Push the red butt

@Sincere-vh4sn

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@vbsk-psyko057

6 жыл бұрын

yup...

39:14 I highly recommend putting the close-captioning on for this part (maybe even the whole video) so you can understand the conversation with Mark and Mark's right-hand.

@grace1753

3 ай бұрын

It wasn't even his right hand, he mixed them up!

@texasroze2371

16 күн бұрын

​@grace1753 Maybe but I think his webcam is mirrored

Marks slow decent into madness as he talks to a button

The side affects of not pushing da red button -going insane -talking to yourself -your butt can talk

@tinyrickduh6854

5 жыл бұрын

Haha lol

@deborahhudson6991

5 жыл бұрын

Damn straight lmfao

@danaegregoric7278

5 жыл бұрын

For emotional support

@robertfedwardsjohnson1427

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MegoriMomori

4 жыл бұрын

I ruined da LIKEZ 👁️\👅/👁️😈

wade just bs-ed his way through that phone call, and it was amazing

@kharnthebetrayer8251

5 жыл бұрын

I imagine stuff like that happens every few days with Mark as a friend

@Lenape_Lady

5 жыл бұрын

Dan Stormwind Right? So impressed with his ability to just talk shit and make it sound rehearsed. They were both brilliant. Wade was totally the underrated hero.

@katelynrumsey5526

4 жыл бұрын

I love Wade😂😂

@karenanderson7066

4 жыл бұрын

Santiago

@Naito9874

4 жыл бұрын

Made me think about keep talking and nobody explode

The fact that this video is entertaining is a testament to Mark’s skill as a creator on this platform.

That part where Mark is silent looking at his hand you need to turn the subtitles on.

Mark: I’m a reasonable guy Also Mark: My butt has been there for me

@NakaSemperi8479

4 жыл бұрын

He does have a point

@ellascaife6198

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDD

Just reading comments while listening to him ramble on

@PixelatedTriumph

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

@Thebugga

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@caivondavenez3854

5 жыл бұрын

same

@kyerapier6192

5 жыл бұрын

haha legit me too! im tryna see if he clicks the button or just stalls for a whole video. ill wonder if the button does something or if its a waiting game. haha bye! 😂

@MatzYZ

4 жыл бұрын

same

Can we get an award for Wade here? Came in clutch with that call, and helped you and your right hand to work through some things. Such a heartwarming video.

He fr called Wade to ask if he should press the button😂

This video is basically Mark going through the seven stages of insanity.

@wxhlf

6 жыл бұрын

Hello,Imaweirdo he was already in the seventh stage since the start

@pheonixflame1568

6 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL MADMARK!!!

@idanleder3166

6 жыл бұрын

Hello,Imaweirdo what are all of the seven stages?

Me: *Can't have a ten minute conversation with someone* Mark: *Has a one way conversation for a hour* That is a super power

@kerrypettit3655

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@LunaDoesArt_

3 жыл бұрын

Mint Rose same ...

@numberjuan4947

3 жыл бұрын

Literally

@Opanker_

3 жыл бұрын

Wasnt this a Live stream?

@alainnahvargas7669

3 жыл бұрын

Not if your with my mom 😐

I love that he stopped and got wade’s opinion on the matter and ended up back at talking to his body

Mark: screams at button Me: ehh this is totally normal for him

Markiplier is talking to parts of his body... ...This is what all of those hours on the rage games did to him.

@TheCelticTrio

6 жыл бұрын

I am laughing at him talking to his butt

@alexsherman9355

6 жыл бұрын

Right

@creaturesoul4469

6 жыл бұрын

Vanish... I Am Bread... Mario Maker... Fnaf ?/20 modes... Getting Over It... Signing Calendars... he’s been through a lot.

@sunchaser6801

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Exetior yep

@xlr8_yaboijxn472

6 жыл бұрын

lol yep

Scientist 1: So we locked him up in there to play a game. Hows it going so far. Scientist 2: He's talking to his hands, feet, and butt. Scientist 1: I see................he's too far gone. Put him down.

@Cavalry_art

5 жыл бұрын

Me: *busts down door* HE'S SELF AWARE! SHUT IT DOWN! I REPEAT SHUT IT DOWN!

@Resident-Heart

5 жыл бұрын

*runs in* ITS TOO LATE!!

@kk4life32f.6

5 жыл бұрын

Omg he needs to read this 🤣🤣🤣

@eyebeeee

5 жыл бұрын

Chaotic gamer maybe a controlled shock??

@owencole2406

5 жыл бұрын

Chaotic gamer don’t forget penis.

Mark: Have you spoken to your self internally Me: Yes in multiple accents and I always crack myself up

me encanta escuchar a las personas que hablan ingles hablando otro idioma, suenan genial

@ae_bae

7 ай бұрын

I'm learning Spanish and it was so satisfying to be able to read like half this

Markiplier: ah i am not a very good actor Markiplier 30 minutes earlier: *crying over his butt knowing him* *wins an oscar*

Welcome to Markiplier, a grown man talking to his butt and having a conversation with a button

@gamewolf134

6 жыл бұрын

Sort of Random 😂😂 that's just 2018 for ya

49:35 "All will love me and despair" is from The Lord of the Rings when Galadriel is tested by the ring.

Other KZreadrs: let's find out what will happen if I click this button. Markiplier: *took 50 whole minutes to click the button.*

Can we all just acknowledge the fact the this game made mark insane enough to apologize for assuming a buttons gender.

@vampirephantom17

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Elliott And to also apologize for assuming species. 🤣

@avesjoy1

6 жыл бұрын

He also started talking to his hands. This is what Markiplier has become

@knightmarespawn2690

6 жыл бұрын

The game that makes people insane.

@savannahgarcia7618

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Elliott ok but he took advice from his butt, i feel like that is a very important part of this

@JackieLF

6 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but then he sobbed and talked about how good a friend his butt is and has been

Mark has gone insane and we're all right there with him.

@ednalilianarochin6577

6 жыл бұрын

Rae L. Tru

@Lilyy580

6 жыл бұрын

Oui

@Lian1286

6 жыл бұрын

All those livestreams of FNaF Custom Night has finally caused his mind to snap.

@jigglypuff1894

6 жыл бұрын

Rae L. His life and I feel what he feels (Sadness)

The subtitles for the right hands silence around 39:20 really elevated this experience.

mark: trying to say ''druk op de rode knop'' me: *dies

I cried the whole time Mark was having a emotional conversation with his best friend

Out of all the things I could’ve done today, I spent nearly an hour watching this. I could’ve spent time with my family, played video games, talked with friends, or watched a movie. Yet, I decided to watch a man go insane over pushing a red button. Thank you, Mark.

@ComradeBlue5705

3 жыл бұрын

Yea here i am watching mark giving us life lessons while also having conversations with himself and the button

@EcholocationX

3 жыл бұрын

I mean this was a good way to ignore my chores

I have never been more scared of anything than the idea of Mark in solitary confinement.

0:59 im actually flabbergasted that mark was able to say this that well in german

@Wolfie-Echo

Жыл бұрын

Lol me too

“For reals though this game is actually really fun” Mark says. *Sits on his chair watching a button for 1 hour...*

No one: No one in the entire world: Markiplier: spends 50 mins yelling at his camera and computer about pressing a button.

@Alysian

5 жыл бұрын

Amelia lolololololol

@mariella7532

5 жыл бұрын

A german youtuber spends 1 hour xD

@pricey70

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to paradise

@jacintadonald5058

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 666th like

@brrrrrrrra

4 жыл бұрын

This has 666 likes

Conspiracy theory: Marks been talking out his ass this whole time :D

Wild how Mark can be more respectful towards a button than most people are to other human beings.

I haven't seen someone talk about a butt so fondly since 2nd grade

@sv32099

6 жыл бұрын

Evil Boobookin clearly you havent seen fan pages for cosplayers

@toodles3492

6 жыл бұрын

So U have never even heard of Nicki Manaj?

@systematic_breakdown

6 жыл бұрын

All these comments are making me laugh so hard I can barely type!!! It took me pretty much ten minutes to type this with auto core Ext Edit: I’ve finally calmed down enough. I meant to say that auto correct was helping out a lot and you commenters are hilarious

@nikihamilton9002

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@azboy4god216

6 жыл бұрын

Evil Boobookin are you judging his butt?!

Red button: *exists* Markiplier: wow!. You got me monologuing. You sly dog

@nickcard5737

4 жыл бұрын

Diamond Henry I see the reference you put there. Nice.

@oryanstudios2252

4 жыл бұрын

He starts monologing!!! I mean this guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!!!

i like how every single time markiplier is about to go into some gross stuff the game almost always interrupts him thanks game

This game should be a test for all the new content creators in order to test if they are capable of entertain and talk for a long time

Mom: hey what are you watching Me: Markiplier mom: why in the world is he trying to compromise with a button me: i just don't know mom

@zack-vk6iw

4 жыл бұрын

@@sodagaming8676 next up on "r/wooosh"

@sodagaming8676

4 жыл бұрын

@@zack-vk6iw alright i dont think this is a woosh man your wasting time 😂

@zack-vk6iw

4 жыл бұрын

@@sodagaming8676 I know ;)😂😂😂

@mindslayer1404

4 жыл бұрын

Ur mom sounds cool

@UnableToucan

4 жыл бұрын

"Did he just, try to reason with... his d***?"

Today Mark considers pushing a red button for an hour

@steveanderson7103

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@Pirateboi-vt5rp

6 жыл бұрын

NikTheGamer YT yay content

@xaled11

6 жыл бұрын

XdXxDXXDDDdxdDxDxx

@plu-ex7oj

6 жыл бұрын

Lol so true

@squiddle405

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

*My mom overhearing "yea, my butt is always there for me"* (Three days later) "OK honey, this is your therapist Janet..."

@enderman8411

3 жыл бұрын

Reeeee

I love seeing Marks slow descent into madness throughout the video.

Game: You'll grow taller if you push the red button Mark: *Throws self at red button*

@lanla587

6 жыл бұрын

Earths Goddess I would too

@TalesGrimm

6 жыл бұрын

Earths Goddess It kills me that Mark's an inch taller than Pewds

@mrguy3407

6 жыл бұрын

its funny i was taller then him when i was 12

@PhilDoctor

6 жыл бұрын

I'm 5"11' and I would still push it if it made me taller....

@jayla118

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂I have to admit I like my shortness

Butt: Mark, I've been with you through thick and thin." Wait...

@littlemisseevee2309

5 жыл бұрын

LittleFishyStudios 🤔

@roroou_

5 жыл бұрын

thicc

@urlivr8873

5 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHA

@quacktheduck3652

5 жыл бұрын

Thicc n' thinn

@littlebluebird1018

5 жыл бұрын

😏

10:40 he isn't saying "push it" he is saying "poo shit"

I’m just sitting here watching mark talk and yell at a button then a have a conversation with his hand that comforts him when he cry’s

This is what all those improv lessons have led up to

@robertusestuslaflask9040

6 жыл бұрын

Truly amazing

I love that Mark has a HOUR LONG conversation with his body parts, at this point in quarantine this video has always been my favorite

When he said: druk op de rode knop That is my language from where I live, haha

I remember watching this when it first came out,and 3 years ago i did not speak english very well,so i sat there,watching Mark going insane over some button,not understanding a thing. For a whole entire hour.

remember those improv lessons mark took a while ago? yeah that really helped him out here

@AlexK-sk4qb

6 жыл бұрын

Quite quality content.

@QueenKristoff

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

A "celebrity" spends almost a solid hour talking to a red button in a video game as if it's a person. *QUALITY CONTENT*

@zvkriderz9880

6 жыл бұрын

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@pickle24

6 жыл бұрын

This isn't his only video you mere hater

@tgrnews7090

6 жыл бұрын

Over an hour

@sschlockk

6 жыл бұрын

Wow you’re right

34:57 "My whole life people have been telling me I've been going the wrong way... maybe it's my way"~Markiplier, 2018

I can’t believe I just watched almost an hour of Mark talking and arguing with a fvcking button..

Mark is the only person I know that can carry out a conversation with a red button and talk to his own body parts

I feel like we're witnessing Mark's final mental breakdown. lol

@aidang7278

4 жыл бұрын

Pogostuck

@subsandwichwithmayo469

4 жыл бұрын

PurpleButterfly Princess ik

Looking back, Yea I keep watching you because I'm invested at the strangest shit you do.We're there for you. I enjoy it even if you feel like it's waste of time.

It was only 5 minutes and Markiplier was already going crazy.