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the sequel should be called "dude, continue"
@spidey1100
3 жыл бұрын
Bro, start.
@Zanavor
3 жыл бұрын
Stop, dude. Eh ehhhh.
@spidey1100
3 жыл бұрын
Homie, Forthwith.
@geopowell5399
3 жыл бұрын
Where you're presented with crimes and you have to find a way to be good
@iluvlittenanimations2.010
3 жыл бұрын
@@spidey1100 better yet, homie, halt
"This is a game for ages 3 and older, what are you, two!?" _"No, I'm_ *_seven."_*
@fierysaint327
5 жыл бұрын
It's just like your saying you want to enter a toddler game, but your a teenager
@Destroya7961
5 жыл бұрын
Love the name man that’s both funny and cool
@APerson18122
5 жыл бұрын
And also what are you two!? “No I’m *six*”
@APerson18122
5 жыл бұрын
*six* mistake hehe😅
@EYECOMITTEE
5 жыл бұрын
I read this when he said it! 😰
I recently played this game through 100% and tried to be as good as possible. The game still treated me like I was being an asshole from the beginning, though, so even when the literal only times I did bad were when I was forced to, the narrator was still acting like I killed his kids right in front of him
@DuckGoesViral
Жыл бұрын
interesting
@soontobechannel743
Жыл бұрын
Yeah..there’s no way around it…as much as I love this game and others similar to it, unfortunately they just don’t have the “free choice” thing that Stanley Parable did and you’d still be FORCED to do something against your will without being able to get an EDNING without being forced, and even worse the Narrator would act like you’re the worst. That’s just my own personal nitpicks, I still love this game and I adore Andy’s voice acting in it, just wish there were more choices and free will or at the very least have the narrator acknowledge you’re being forced to do something you don’t want to do (other than the narrator being said thing that’s forcing you to do something)
@yuika_living_life
7 ай бұрын
fun fact: the narrator is the same VA as Garroth from Aphmau's channel lol
@ldkmelon
6 ай бұрын
this game is definitely intended to be ornery for sure. being nice is like being pacifist in a fighting game unfortunately😅
@user-jr3gn4fv9g
4 ай бұрын
He treated you like a psycho? And you did good?? Devs be like: hm... well... thats intresting?
The narrator has serious "main character's rival who is the only person that considers himself the rival" energy.
@davontejohnson
10 ай бұрын
Cheese
@ratticustheemperor
6 ай бұрын
@@davontejohnson yes, friend. cheese.
@idchunn
3 ай бұрын
Alastor and sir pentious😭
@adamsgamers3914
22 күн бұрын
Well I mean its Garroth from Aphmau so that makes sense
Mark: "I was an accident. My mama told me" Me: And we are so grateful for that accident!
@obliviousmori6316
5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like 1,000 times
@pootpootfart
5 жыл бұрын
As Bob Ross would say: "Happy little accidents!"
@jennasue5687
5 жыл бұрын
Best accident ever!!
@kittenchan783
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I laughed til I coughed I've never seen anyone make a comment like that and you are right
@claralanghoff
5 жыл бұрын
N no YOU KNOW HE HAS A DARK SIDE CALLED DARKIPLIER
Mark: "I get a lot of emotional boo-boos" Also Mark: "I *want* to be insulted. I *feed* off it"
@alyssokopnik3496
2 жыл бұрын
Also mark: I’m not a masochist
@Hobo-Dragon
2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier choose one damn it, you can't be both
@caligusto
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hobo-Dragon people with a degradation & praise kink: *i beg to differ*
@Ihaveagasmask
2 жыл бұрын
@@caligusto or pain
@kot000
2 жыл бұрын
Dog: me run Mark: its de zoomis
1:19:46 It's like when you get the right answer for a math problem but it gets marked wrong because you didn't use the right method
mark:*talks quietly* me:*turns volume up* mark:"ZOOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!!" me:*turns volume down* mark:*talks quietly* me:gives up and leave
@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE
Жыл бұрын
i am the first reply?
@MusicLife-ir1fs
Жыл бұрын
@@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE yes indeed you are
@Subtohazeorsandamobu
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@duskplaysgames0114
Жыл бұрын
I just continue and suffer through the ear owwies 😅
@SY35_Productions
8 ай бұрын
Was the doggy very good in this fragment?
Narrator: “DoNt bE sOmE SoRt Of A sPeCiAl SnOwFlAkE~” M: “DASS ME.”
@missyfloyd8430
4 жыл бұрын
No daSSIs ME
@Lozer832
4 жыл бұрын
*”I’m a special snOwflaKe”*
@Real_Tio_Benny
4 жыл бұрын
Kota - San 可愛い 😂
@1MPO5TOR
4 жыл бұрын
Spoocle snowflake
@rachaldenise
4 жыл бұрын
_what about my one legged dog_
I like how mark looks either really confused or like a guilty child whilst playing this game lol
@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE
Жыл бұрын
yay im the first reply!!
@whosm0lly
5 ай бұрын
yay i'm the second reply!!
@brentliamgo9397
5 ай бұрын
@@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTEyu😮yyuuyuuuuuyuuyuyyuyuyu you yyuyyuyyuy😮yuuyyuyuyyuyuuyyuyuuyyuuuuuyyyuyuuuyuyuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuyuu😮yuuyyyuyuyyyuyuyuyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuyuuuuuu😮yuyuyuyuyyyuyuyuuuyuuuyyuuuyuuyyyuyuyuyuyuuuuuyyyuyyuuyuuyuuuuuyuyuyuyuyuuuuuuyuuuuuuuyuuyuuyyyyuuyuy😮yuyuyyuyuyyyuyyyuuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyu😮yuuyyuyuyyyyyuyuyyyuuyuuyuyuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuyyuyuuyuuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuuyyuuuyuuyuyuyuyyyuyuuuuyuuuuuyyyuuyuuuyyuyuuyuyuuyyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuyuyuyuyuuyyuuuyuuuuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuuyuyyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuuyuuyuyuyyuyyyuuyyuyuyuyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyu😅😅😮😢e
@erm773
3 ай бұрын
yay I'm the third reply!!
@BigHog_69
3 ай бұрын
yay i’m the fourth reply!!
*Mark smashes glass vase* Narrator: "What was that?!" Mark: "NOTHING!!" 😂😂😂
43:22 at this moment when it started glitching i accidentally rewinded the video to the beginning and didnt notice and i thought the game just intentionally restarted itself and i thought mark was just very good at repeating everything he said at the beginning and just going along with the game
"I am 28 I am an aDuLt" also Mark: *decided to tape Ethan to a wall and also decided to shoot him with a paint ball gun thinking he will become a man* Me: "Yeah... Adult"
@nojaybay
4 жыл бұрын
bro that's the most adult thing you can do and you fuckin know it
@AlexDeFrisco
4 жыл бұрын
also mark: drinks his own pee
@mikemjc123animations4
4 жыл бұрын
@@AlexDeFrisco what do u watch him in the bathroom or something
@AlexDeFrisco
4 жыл бұрын
Mikemjc123 animations no it was a video they did on Unus Annus
@CloudzOnYTandTwitch
4 жыл бұрын
Only adults with get what he did
When D.U.C.K. joins forces with Mark: _Peace was never an option_
@abyss8295
3 жыл бұрын
Ushijima- wow I didn't know you watched KZread B^
@glacier3943
3 жыл бұрын
@@abyss8295 you would be surprised on how many characters do
@abyss8295
3 жыл бұрын
@@glacier3943 Honestly- y e s
@glacier3943
3 жыл бұрын
@@abyss8295 its very funny
@saddestcatboy
3 жыл бұрын
The narrator shoulda gone to shiratorizawa ✌️😗
1:15 Narrator: "Just a click." Mark: "I CAN'T, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS!" For all who think the earth is flat, the earth is actually round, because of gravity, with gravity, you dont float into outspace, and if you were an astronaut you would see the earth afar as it is round as a sphere shape.
Narrator: go on throw it into the ait Mark: (slams hat into the ground full force)
Does this game remind anyone else of There Is No Game?
@sug7331
6 жыл бұрын
JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING... I loved that not-game so much!
@kaikila3971
6 жыл бұрын
Creator Sun definatly
@playerpankak3s221
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@valdish9620
6 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, I've never heard of that game.
@TheEffery
6 жыл бұрын
Creator Sun loop
Game: "this is a dog" Me *fully aware that corgi is a type of dog* : "NO IT'S A CORGI
@user-re4pf2ok3u
4 жыл бұрын
Bessiemarie Wittrock can’t argue with you there. No really. Btw, you took your Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills?
@crayov2948
4 жыл бұрын
corgi is DA best kind of dog and no one can tell me otherwise!!!
@crayov2948
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-re4pf2ok3u what is Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills
@walterhasawoken5703
4 жыл бұрын
@@crayov2948 lol
@crayov2948
4 жыл бұрын
@Le_gacha_gurl_123 _123 none can tell me that corgis are not da best dogs. NONE
Game: BOOM! Lemons all over your life! Mark: Cool, turn them into grenades? My mind: ILL GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
@udontknowme...9854
Жыл бұрын
A true masterpiece
@bintangsanata6468
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sunny59146
Жыл бұрын
ENTER ANDY'S HOUSE AND KILL HIM!
@itstqt
Жыл бұрын
DEMAND TO SEE GAME’S MANAGER!
@The_Lamb_cotl
Жыл бұрын
I would like 20 lemon grenades I have $5 🥺🥹
Game: "How do you pronounce it?" Game: "Aaannnddd you're dead! Better luck next time!" Me: Until it's called "Jraphics Interchange Format" I refuse to pronounce it "JIF"
@nobody5333
2 ай бұрын
Do you pronounce it Jay-Pheg as well?
27:37 Mark getting upset about the dog being called a bad dog is just so wholesome
18:08 Mark 2018: I've watched 2 girls 1 cup. Mark 2019 (unus annus): I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup Me: something's wrong, I can feel it
@milkyway6807
4 жыл бұрын
I bet he was too much of a bitch to actually watch it and was forced by Ethan in 2019
@sockinawashingmachine275
4 жыл бұрын
I am so glad someone else noticed this
@tianmejia5430
4 жыл бұрын
Randommatt59 omg wait maybe unus annus is pre recorded
@EnzoGaming22
4 жыл бұрын
You made my day..
@djthegamerxiii4302
4 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
1:16 “I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS” 1:41 “HUBABABABBABABAAB” 2:20 “I CANT STAND HERE FOREVER I HAVE A.D.D” same, Mark 4:00 “DAS ME! IMMA SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE” 5:52 “WE’RE GONNA BE BEST BUDS” 6:53 “DAT ME ONLY GOOD GOOD” 7:52 “I LIKE 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝑆𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐹 FONTS” 8:37 “NOT GOOD WHERE IS MY TROPHY 11:14 *angy mark face* 11:54 “I don’t but I assume I do” 19:15 you’ll see why this is timestamped 33:24 “ZOOMI ZOOMI ZOOMI” 34:22 Exactly what I was gonna say Mark
" Im a special snowflake :] "-Mark
"Are you two friend's?" Mark: Yes Narrator: No
@tokoyami2916
2 жыл бұрын
Narrator/ Andy/ Garoth
@user-ji9vs2eq4w
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jaskiding1
2 жыл бұрын
Viewers : Maybe?
@lolbitz4678
2 жыл бұрын
Triple funny number 696
@Deadinside.0
2 жыл бұрын
Me: yes
Mark: *I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS* The Click: *peace was never an option*
@christophersin3766
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, peace sells. But who's buying?
@minkfnfcharacter3883
3 жыл бұрын
:0 anime is real
@DavisStevenson
3 жыл бұрын
ah the click, i forgot about him
@AlcoholicDrunkDriver
2 жыл бұрын
"WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF"
@kentucky_fc
2 жыл бұрын
Clickity wickity owo
31:36 "Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?" Mark: NO! 🙄 "Very good answer!" Mark: Thank you! "She got what she deserved." Mark: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-* Edit: 74 likes? *MOM I'M FAMOUS~* Edit 2: 91 LIKES OMG THIS HAS TO BE TOP COMMENT!
@BLP_Memes
Жыл бұрын
I ain’t falling for scams like that!
@BLP_Memes
Жыл бұрын
Try harder next time, bud
@NoTheNo
Жыл бұрын
The puppy didn't do anything wrong 😔
@BLP_Memes
Жыл бұрын
@@NoTheNo I KNOW! 🥺
@drummergurl99
Ай бұрын
Editing to like for comments, especially such a small amount is so sad and pathetic. Let alone editing twice…… I refuse to contribute to your embarrassment by giving a like. Which I was
"is the name zelda for a boy or a girl?" me, a boy named zelda watching this. did i do life wrong
Andy: yOuRe nOt gOiNg tO pLaY nOrmAlLy aRe yOu Mark: **making weird faces**
@galaxywolf6025
3 жыл бұрын
Wait its andy like the one who played garroth 👁👄👁
@faelarmagrora770
3 жыл бұрын
@@galaxywolf6025 I think so?
@tamaramisue9219
3 жыл бұрын
Galaxy wolf yes it’s Andy as in garroth
@hassanawdi3793
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking that Andy appeared before in another game but which one
@peskybird5697
3 жыл бұрын
L’manberg flag
"I am an adult!" *Are you sure about that?*
@KiX-K4T13
6 жыл бұрын
Donsensical 😂😂😂 oh snap!
@Werd351
6 жыл бұрын
Donsensical no, not honestly.
@jacksbox317
6 жыл бұрын
Donsensical I read this in John Cenas voice
@fletcherandjunk2246
6 жыл бұрын
Why did I hear John Cena?
@lilliesworld9942
6 жыл бұрын
Donsensical yea its true because his mentel age is 4 i think?
Finally! A KZreadr who actually finishes the game! Most people just play for about 30 minutes and then get bored
fun fact: in 'the story' section, Mark said the word 'Zoomies' 46 times
@user-ch8mh8sz2r
17 күн бұрын
That is completely useless piece of information, and i love it!
This is just 1 hour thirty of a man having a mental breakdown.
@joeh4955
4 жыл бұрын
Two men
@user-oj7np2ej1z
4 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@tomatosauze8303
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-oj7np2ej1z both
@logangirls709
4 жыл бұрын
BobertTheFrog the tester in the game.
That last part made me laugh.” YOU NASTY PIECE OF- (Finished) Mark implied: “ YAAAY! “
@AlcoholicDrunkDriver
2 жыл бұрын
when he said: "WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF" i kept laughing
Lol the fact that 17 million people clicked on this not knowing what it was
1:30:14 the amount of anger in andy's voice is just over the damn roof
@hannahill9621
2 ай бұрын
he was perfect for it XD
I love Andy so much 😂😂 his comments throughout the entire game cracks me up. Amazing voice actor in general.
@user-oj7np2ej1z
4 жыл бұрын
Yay! Someone else knows! -U•
@natig1022
4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@7.62Jayline
4 жыл бұрын
Wait the guys name is Andy?
@user-oj7np2ej1z
4 жыл бұрын
@@7.62Jayline ye, he has a KZread channel called TheDragonHat and mostly does gaming and voice acting, you should look him up •U•
@zhongli9073
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-oj7np2ej1z Bobert! You followed me on the Art and Ocs Amino! I'm Amethyst Arts on there! I knew I recognized your username and profile pic. Lol hi
Creator: "whoo im on fire!" Mark: *I will literally set you on fire*
@CO-fw9hc
2 жыл бұрын
No replies?
@hatsnoodlemiku-2238
2 жыл бұрын
@@pockets4015 1:17:55
@Globleak
2 жыл бұрын
In hell?
@kot000
2 жыл бұрын
No doggie?
@Globleak
2 жыл бұрын
@@kot000 Yes Doggie!
9:04 HoW mEnNy PeNiS LiKe THiNgS coULd u FiT iN aN aNvElOp😂😂😂
@choccymon_2646
Жыл бұрын
bruh I was laughing so hard when I watched that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Helluva_Boss_Blitz
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha
when he said "fUcK iT sO mUcH" it gave me nostalgia from when he played that game and greg said that lol
I absolutely love Andy's voice acting for this game!
@redunocard9428
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@cryxstaline4253
3 жыл бұрын
A n d y . I s . A . ✨Q U E E N✨
@maxmaster1493
3 жыл бұрын
Who is andy
@Kai-gm9zl
3 жыл бұрын
@@maxmaster1493 the voiceactor for the man in the game
@gewoondena3538
3 жыл бұрын
MAX MASTER14 andy is the voice actor and if you know aphmau its garroth
8:58 how the frick do you fit that in there😂😂😂
Love how the narrator is super mad at the player for finding out how broken the game is. You literally take the place of a game tester. Their entire job is to find game breaking glitches that make it less enjoyable to play the game!
I died when this happened Mark: HES GOT THE ZOOMIES Also Mark: ZOOMIE ZOOMIE ZOOMIE
@lonkzelda7871
3 жыл бұрын
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@realbeastmode327
3 жыл бұрын
I respect the profile picture
@Sevolture
2 жыл бұрын
@@lonkzelda7871 how long did that take you?
@lonkzelda7871
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sevolture Used copy paste so not that long, just took a bit of time to spam it.
@GildedGalaxy
2 жыл бұрын
Yes meanie meanie mo meanie
Game : gif is wrong! Both me and mark : EXTREEM ANGER
@NotJacX
2 жыл бұрын
I know right! IT'S GGGGGIF. HARD G, GGGIF. NOT SOFT G AS IN JIF, GGGGGIF.
@peepock7796
2 жыл бұрын
@@NotJacX correct
@firebomb13b
2 жыл бұрын
you don't say Jolden Retriever
@421Dungeon
2 жыл бұрын
*inrtense relating noises*
@os3c2s15
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's pronounced Giph
18:08 like Markiplier, to this day, has been scared for life after doing that 😂😂
how did this game know that dumbledore is dead 😰
Narrator: There were 3 little piggies Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED Narrator: One piggie made a house out of straw Mark: AND DIED Narrator: Second piggie stole a bunch of bird eggs and regretted it. Mark: AND THEN HE DIED! Narrator: And the third piggie... Mark: IT WAS DEAD ALL THE TIME! Narrator: Kept ruining all my GODDAMN PUZZLES!!! Mark: *w o a h*
@ItsUpItsStuck
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp??
@sergeantmason
3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsUpItsStuck here you go 13:09
@ItsUpItsStuck
3 жыл бұрын
@@sergeantmason thanks!
@sergeantmason
3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsUpItsStuck ur welcome
@johnnym7810
3 жыл бұрын
M0pp
1:19:08 : "Now, make me a sandwich" My stupid ass brain: *go back to sleep, and starve*
@starlugibros1703
4 жыл бұрын
Sugarfree Skull: What? How?
@caughtinthestars
4 жыл бұрын
I see, a man of culture
@mattgaming6127
4 жыл бұрын
Skylar E you wouldn’t get it
@pbnjc
4 жыл бұрын
Omg I get what you mean XDDDD
@shadowwolf6776
4 жыл бұрын
Sugarfree skull yesss😂😂😂
11:05 the cup hitting the wall and table matches the narrator’s emphasis.
Lucus : " Ethan let's play a little game all you have to do is light the candle and put it on the cake . " Biohazard .
"If your life gives u lemons then paint them orange and sell them for double the price"
@mercywillkillyou
3 жыл бұрын
Is that a gravity falls reference?
@rotting-room
3 жыл бұрын
@@mercywillkillyou I feel like it is
@teadrinkingwarlock5101
3 жыл бұрын
No, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!
@thegamervirus8147
3 жыл бұрын
@@teadrinkingwarlock5101 portal 2?
@myffyandlutube37
3 жыл бұрын
Thx 4 da tip.
I love how mark seems like the child and the voice is like his babysitter or something xD
@user-hb8ks3qg7i
4 жыл бұрын
So true >w
@moonwolf9250
4 жыл бұрын
And andy is a jerk wad in this
@asher7303
4 жыл бұрын
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to me pissing off my babysitter. Genuinely sounds like something mark would say
@glamorgirls1036
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah ditto
@glamorgirls1036
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah ditto
Members of the support group for narrators with stubborn players: Stanley Parable Narrator There is No Game Narrator Dude, Stop Narrator
When the present from life was revealed to be lemons my brain just went- When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! I can't help it. And it doesn't help that Mark immediately said "can we turn them into grenades?"
"Dumbledore dies" Me, who just started reading Harry Potter: *why must you hurt me this way*
@jacksparrow-le4ff
3 жыл бұрын
It's ok don't worry he doesn't actually 😏 or does he
@Pihsrosnec
2 жыл бұрын
Is HPPP what got you started then?
@Rose_2968
2 жыл бұрын
Well he doesn't really or does he he doesn't no no he does I can't remember pretty sure it's a joke but does he die or not
@Tactically_sniped
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@channelnotfound6106
2 жыл бұрын
SPOILER!!!
*Mark clicks frantically as the cat has an existential crisis, breaks the fourth wall, and contemplates suicide*
the bet: whoever lost had to dress up as the grinch and run around screaming "WHEEEEEERS MY ONION???!?!?"
I love this game and the person who made this game his name is Andy and his youtube channel is the dragon hat, he does voice acting for aphmau you most likely don't know who they are but I love them and there work, and yours mark 😊
10:35 "If you look at it upside down then it smiles, if you look at it the normal way it frowns :( I want a double smile not a double frown"
@gizmoanimatez4918
4 жыл бұрын
20/10 profile
I love this voice actor, been a fan of his work for years. Andy is the man
@BlueberryPl4nt
6 жыл бұрын
EOK YEET
@robotdisco945
6 жыл бұрын
I can't figure out if he's British or not?
@eok1138
6 жыл бұрын
Elfchamp yeah he is, he lives in England. Like me lol
@eok1138
6 жыл бұрын
Kelly no he is British . He is definitely from England. I am too lol
@eok1138
6 жыл бұрын
Kelly lol I have the worst British accent but I remember Andy always mentioning him being British and I can tell he is
31:36 Voice: Did the doggy deserve to stay outside? Mark: No. Voice: Very good answer. Mark: Thank you. Voice: She got what she deserved. Mark: *NOOOOOOOOO!!*
He jumped straight to conclusions and said "AND THEN THEY DIED"
To be fair... The narrator only said fifteen passed. That means one person failed before Mark came along, therefore making him number seventeen.
@feliciaroberts4041
6 жыл бұрын
Caleb Goodman okay way you told it sounds like Undertale cause the six humans fail until Mark fell down making it seven...just like it is in...DUDE STOP
@lushybri
6 жыл бұрын
You're right, Aphmau failed lmao
@robertoradin4896
6 жыл бұрын
Caleb Goodman aphmau played this
@tehyaanderson8249
6 жыл бұрын
Andy/Garroth did the narrating
@user-ee4fh1ig1m
6 жыл бұрын
His name is Garroth in the role playing
Mark: I got a long cup. That's what they all say. Me: *chokes*
@balencedbreakfast2064
5 жыл бұрын
*WhEeZe*
@scientistdee
5 жыл бұрын
On the cup?
@justsomerandomcpuwithamust2101
5 жыл бұрын
Me:WhE- wait, that's what they all say... both genders, Markipoo is bi
@redsnail5193
5 жыл бұрын
Then later said and I Quote "tiny cup like my penis
@lunarlighxt
4 жыл бұрын
i screamed lmaooo
"That's me. I'm a special Snowflake." -Markiplier 2022 (I shall leave a quote in every Markiplier video I watch.)
Whenever I go to church and sit down to sing the second song, I always see my uncle tapping his foot, which embarrasses me to no end. I think inside my head, "dude, stop."
Poor Andy is slowly losing his mind because of mark 😂
@kitkatpita6703
2 жыл бұрын
Sanity? Whats that? Surely we dont need that, right?
@Iambadatusernames_kat
2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy someone else knows who the VA is in this game
@NoahDaArk
2 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair Andy was being condescending... unlike his mentor The Narrator, who only wanted to take Stanley on a fun adventure
@choccymon_2646
Жыл бұрын
his name is Andy? I never knew that thanks for teaching me
@choccymon_2646
Жыл бұрын
(I'm talking about the narrator)
“They call me player...mark a player”- markiplier, 2018-2018 I’m dead lol
@StarGirlMel
6 жыл бұрын
Omg which part? xD
@Tyler-lx2df
6 жыл бұрын
Markiplayer
@rathernot3298
6 жыл бұрын
JOKES ON YOU IM ALIVE *TRIES TO PLAY FLUTE ON PINEAPPLE*
@glitchcode5392
6 жыл бұрын
narrator is rude to markiplier,now its time to revenge!!! whompy whompus the game!
@ediffers4298
6 жыл бұрын
Mark keep lier
Narrator:no bad-bad! Only good-good!! Mark:THATS ME, ONLY GOOD-GOOD
35:20 actually, he said that it can be said both ways
"Dumbledore dies" Me:*deep breathe* HOW DARE YOU-
@Typi
6 жыл бұрын
Carmen Apple He passed
@trashopposum5965
6 жыл бұрын
ಠ_ಠ
@trashopposum5965
6 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't fucking know.
@diamond-heart21
6 жыл бұрын
NANI!? ORA ORA ORA stop it. It’s not,
@naur4990
6 жыл бұрын
Everyone calm down and take a *_deep breathe_*
"Use cat in a sentence!" "A cat- stole my wife..."
Thank you, I’m sick rn, and watching your videos makes me feel better. Thank you
Dude stop: "Lets see for how long youre gonna extend your christmas" Philippines: Yes
4:00 "That's ME I'm the special SNOWFLAKE" Clearly😂
@JossFromAnarchy
5 жыл бұрын
Lol me too.
Narrator: maybe you just didnt know what to do Mark: * offended * my emotions are hurt.
@kittywithagun7742
3 жыл бұрын
very suspicious lookin Mark you got there on your pfp I love that xd
@kittywithagun7742
3 жыл бұрын
@Eric Bussa maybe he's finally the impostor... ? xd
Markiplier: *goofy laugh* Also Markiplier: *distorted reversed goofy laugh*
26:38 Why would i use a cat in any way in jail
“They call me player, ....Markiplayer” Dude.. stop..
@ghostgivebeans7134
6 жыл бұрын
o
@MrSeba9999
6 жыл бұрын
Get outta here. Now.
@williamliang8885
6 жыл бұрын
Full screen
@-bobarsauruz-1859
6 жыл бұрын
ItzWindy
@notsogirlyonegames4583
4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏
"You're gonna have a face-full of punch if you keep that up" Mark is a man who I would not like to receive a face-full of punch from
Mark : “If you slam your ass into it hard enough it’ll turn off Me : **Dying of laughter** My dad : SHUT UPP
I love markiplier’s angry face 😂😂😂
I edited this so no one will know why this got so many likes! (Edit: it’s been so long I don’t even remember why I got this many likes 😬)
@sunzzypp
3 жыл бұрын
Natsuki 👀
@keenanspletstoser2905
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes your a person of culture
@emberfelddrox2063
3 жыл бұрын
Gladdos...? where are youuuu?
@sunzzypp
3 жыл бұрын
@@emberfelddrox2063 😭
@ranblade8089
3 жыл бұрын
Aperature Science, we do what we must, because we can
"Once upon a time there were three little piggies *AND THEN THEY DIED!* "
@jadynemarie9280
6 жыл бұрын
Ootani Michuyo lol
@paxlmao7762
4 жыл бұрын
guys, don't like or dislike this comment let's just keep the number of likes how it is...k?
57:10 the game was so true for that one and the way the hand was agressively shaking is just on point😂😭💀
1:23:37 "I said NO pickles, not ONLY pickles" got me wheezing 😂😂
Guy: A wet puddle- Mark: *VROOM*
@NadiaK.2949
5 жыл бұрын
They guy is Andy aka TheDragonHat he does a voice for garroth in aphmau' series (Aphmau is a KZreadr)
@thepinkdiamondhannah2358
5 жыл бұрын
@@NadiaK.2949 THANK YOU i love andy!
@Fckraine
5 жыл бұрын
Vertical Fox YAZ aph for life
@NadiaK.2949
5 жыл бұрын
@@Fckraine yup ! :3
@NadiaK.2949
5 жыл бұрын
@@thepinkdiamondhannah2358 No Problem
“I’ll screw myself with the potato!” Yeah we have video evidence of that too lol
@sabrinahaag8501
6 жыл бұрын
Ooohhhhh
@Kitsunelover1995
6 жыл бұрын
"I may be a potato but I have standards" - Markiplier November 17, 2015
@failpup2062
6 жыл бұрын
“And you screw the D.U.C.K.!”
@augur8261
6 жыл бұрын
Did you really use lol in 2018?
@alorahodgins936
6 жыл бұрын
Ah true!
Me: When life gives you lemons... Mark: Turn them into grenades? Me: *Ded*
@jamespogman1767
2 жыл бұрын
wrong you turn them into a 15 cal bullet then he shoves it in lemonade then grabs a balisong and stabs someone
@Bucky-sp2sq
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamespogman1767 That's what I was thinking.
@Sick-cada
2 жыл бұрын
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!! GIVE LIFE THE COMBUSTIBLE LEMOMS AND BURN HIS FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!
@Bucky-sp2sq
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sick-cada um what if that checked on my bucket list?
@MollyYako
2 жыл бұрын
lemonade heheh... heheh... get it? heheh...
24:04 how I met your mother reference?
ITS ANDY. I flipped out when I saw the notification because I knew from a while back that Andy voice acted for this game 😂 Glad you’re playing it Mark!
@mich7417
6 жыл бұрын
I was like “wait.... WAIIIITTT”
When he referenced the “fuuUUuck it sOoOoO mUUUUch.”
@nayderdabigfatgator1842
3 жыл бұрын
“you know what anna?! fuck this shit!”
@AlxHotCocoaMan
2 жыл бұрын
@@nayderdabigfatgator1842 "fuck this silent treatment shit! ffUUuuuCK it so MuuuuuUUUUUCh"
It pronounces it gif at 17:46 ,but then it contradicts itself later in the game by calling it jif
man... can't believe both this video and game are already half a decade old. remember being so obsessed watching people play this game when they just came out back when i was in middle school.
18:05 “I’ve seen 2 girls one cup and it don’t go good” meanwhile on other channel he supposedly reacted to it for the first time
"I watched two girls one cup!" One year later Ethan: have you seen two girls one cup? Mark: I've NEVER seen two girls one cup!!!
@davidmortimer9764
3 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this exact comment. Which is it, Mark? WHICH IS IT?
@josebaltoomarnilson4762
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmortimer9764 he did watch it in unnus annus
@r.j.penfold
3 жыл бұрын
@@josebaltoomarnilson4762 oh was that the video that's in almost every "out of context" compilation where he reacted in horror and ran away from the computer while Ethan stood there uncomfortably? I hadn't seen the full video so I wasn't sure.
@josebaltoomarnilson4762
3 жыл бұрын
@@r.j.penfold yeah i think it was that one, he basically was "forced" to watch for content and he just kept agonizing in horror while ethan just noped
@raindrop5243
3 жыл бұрын
I remember my friend showed me it and now nothing can scar me more than that video
Minus There Is No Game, this is one of my favorite puzzle games :D
28:28 If you didn't get it, we need more people like you. Also mark's face cracked me up so hard 🤣
This reminds me of a lot of "the game"
@roshanstenoien214
6 жыл бұрын
Justin Y with one like WHAT
@funnyguy5848
6 жыл бұрын
stop.
@IAMAKNUCKLESFAN
6 жыл бұрын
Pumasa sa katahimakan
@InfinityShrad
6 жыл бұрын
You're everywhere. DUDE, STOP.
@manos8242
6 жыл бұрын
JUSTIN, STOP