We do beg your pardon but there’s a didgeridoo in your garden

@pamelah6431

2 жыл бұрын

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@dylancraft1006

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

@plebcrabslayer

2 жыл бұрын

Theft and Wisteria

@lyntaylor4131

Ай бұрын

😅😂😂

I love how they always put Bob on Lee's team, inviting the inevitable David Mitchell interrogation process haha

@danielcollin8227

3 жыл бұрын

And to elicit Lee's catchphrase "If this is a lie, you've really made it difficult for yourself"

I love that David knows the prevailing winds of Britain.

@baxter2402

5 жыл бұрын

Darlene even I know the prevailing winds of England. Most ppl do

@adamg-w3114

5 жыл бұрын

Along with everyone else in Britain!

@sr4416

4 жыл бұрын

Much more impressive that Bob knows the word "clooney"

@Idiomatick

4 жыл бұрын

@@sr4416 The actual word for that part is flagina.

@WeWantYouToStay

4 жыл бұрын

@@baxter2402 I guarantee if you quizzed the general public, at least 90% would have no idea

i love Gregs existential crisis at 2:33 ish when he's like "the clooney.... which DOESN'T EXIST"

@xooperz

5 жыл бұрын

Well it's the same in most of Northern Europe as well

@alexread6767

2 ай бұрын

He really does panic, head in his hands and everything

Why would the producers ever have Bob Mortimer tell a lie? Robs us of an opportunity to hear one of his amazing true stories.

@chaumas

7 жыл бұрын

Well they can't have everything he says be true, or the other team would catch on. They should have given him a better lie than this though. One of David's team were bound to know that didgeridoos involve lips.

@SteveMarriott91

7 жыл бұрын

I disagree, I think it's just as funny watching him make up some complete and utter nonsense!

@lpsp442

6 жыл бұрын

The sheer unpredictability is the magnificant of Mortimerian joy!

@christianalexlea

5 жыл бұрын

@@chaumas But you'd also expect one of David's team to know that a 50 year old man doesn't do his own dentistry by sitting on the kitchen island on a gamer's playstation chair using an Indian instrument to hold his mirror, and yet... it was true.

@61pokepi

5 жыл бұрын

@@christianalexlea think youre thinking of a sitar there

I love the moment David picks up on what Bob is saying at 2:50 and bursts out laughing before anyone else

"an aboriginal doesn't just go haaaaaaaah through it" 😂😂2:40

@tarpnarp

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody seemed to laugh but man I was creased

The look of sheer disbelief and hilarity on Greg Davies face when Bob mentions the wisteria is brilliant 🤣

@sevtaptincer8194

2 жыл бұрын

I'am sure Greg Davis was a great teacher, the students are deprived of such a good one now.

bob's face at 3:03 was like "wtf did i just say" haahahahahahha

@JimmySteller

5 жыл бұрын

Faith Ting I imagine he’s had to make that face many times in his life.

Bob Mortimer is hilarious

@Lonestarr1337

8 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer and Greg Davies in the same show is like striking gold.

@DendyJungle

7 жыл бұрын

Lonestarr1337 they should be in a buddy cop tv show where the main enemy is a vampire

@muskatDR

7 жыл бұрын

With a guest episode starring snooker-table-man

"I have a wisteria." *David dies*

"The Clooney - which doesn't exist, on Bob's tree..." He's wonderful. I wish he and Bob were guests on every panel show, I'd never be stuck for something to watch on telly again : )

I love how proud Bob is when he says he's lying almost as if "see my life's not THAT outrageous" 🤣

"I've done that by utilizing the 'clooney'."

Didgeridoo use your lips to play a wind instrument. Didgeridon't use wisteria.

As an Australian, as soon as he read the card out I knew it was a big fat lie but gosh the false story behind it was hilarious!

@krashd

8 жыл бұрын

The Digeridoo is something that most Brits will get to try at some point and will make no sound whatsoever. Be it at a fair or a festival or an Aussie native busking in a big city. I tried it when I was about 16 and with the strongest pre-smoker lungs I've ever had made zero sound. One Aussie thing that was insanely popular in the late 80's when I was a kid were the tubes you swung around your head to make the whirring noise, the thing that made the helicopter noise from Crocodile Dundee (the 'phone call'), my uncle gave me one when I was 9 and I tormented everyone within half a mile with it. :D

@austing5951

8 жыл бұрын

+Rob Fraser you don't actually blow, you have to have your lips together. It warps the sound.

@austing5951

8 жыл бұрын

+Austin Gravestocks BTW I'm Australian.

@windyhawthorn7387

5 жыл бұрын

@@austing5951 I from Texas and a friend of mine when I was a child had one and it's pretty easy to play. Easier then trying to blow a rams horn.

@angelkotilainen

4 жыл бұрын

@@krashd Ah the good old Bullroarer.

Somehow even funnier than "it doesn't happen every night", a perfect response, was David Mitchell's knowledge that "the prevailing wind is South Westerly"

The space between your thumb and forefinger is actually called the 'Purlicue' Thanks Bob for making me look that up

@Idiomatick

4 жыл бұрын

The space is called the purlicue but the skin 'webbing' is called 'flagina'.

@andrewroberts8139

2 жыл бұрын

where is he getting clooney from

I'm soothed.

He's a terrible liar but his true stories are just as unbelievable lmao

I love Bob's little face when Greg asks if he's using the tree as human lips. You can see his mind going "ahhhh shit" lmao

Of the 5 best parts ever of WILTY, Bob has 4 of them. This one, the apple in half, the Owl on a cushion and Theft & Shrubbery. Kevin Bridges' 'bought a horse' rounds out the top 5

@tallhannah98

8 жыл бұрын

What about Bob's story about being asked to leave a town after wearing grotesque masks? Also I know you said top 5 and you're choices are brilliant no denying that but what about Greg Davis' stories like the hoot owl death sign, snorkel parker music practice room, sleeping in a bathtub or vegetables?

@tallhannah98

8 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer's story with the 'hand lion' in it is also really funny... I'm getting carried away sorry

@tashiwangdu4747

8 жыл бұрын

I think henings story about being on interpols list has to be there !!!

@hannathompson7998

7 жыл бұрын

I have to say, the hairdresser & 50 egg sandwiches has become my new Bob favorite! The apple in half & theft & shrubbery are up there too. Agree about kevin bridges horse too!

@SennaAugustus

7 жыл бұрын

Claudia Winkleman's "Possessions" surely are top 5.

wedged in the clooney omg Bob makes tears of laughter so easy to cry🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

best part is when david loses his shit at 2:57 as soon as he realises the ridiculousness of what bob is trying to convey

@steviedmrbk5179

5 жыл бұрын

I watch this clip just for that moment :-)

3:03 One of my favourite Bob Mortimer reactions.

Bob should be on every show

Getting Bob Mortimer to talk about putting a didgeridoo in a tree is an act of comedy genius.

David was hesitating there at the end, he knows Bob.

The way he said it with such confidence!!!😂😂

The first and last time I could tell that Bob was telling a lie. Can't deny though that every time he's on WILTY he tells the most ridiculously amazing stories.

Love Bobs stories , I could listen to him all day.

You know what's the best part of this clip? That woman's laugh.

@andrewroberts8139

6 жыл бұрын

Fido Saurus Patsy Kensit

@JimmySteller

5 жыл бұрын

Her laughter is incredibly contagious. I wish they’d bring her back more often.

If it were anyone else, I’d have said lie... but this is Bob Mortimer 😂

The mental image of George Clooney holding a didgeridoo in a tree in Bob's garden is hilarious. I get the sense that George would find Bob insane and funny at the same time(like most people)

' wedged in a tree's V ' lmfao!

I can never get enough of listening to bobs stories he's just brilliant

Lee and Bob are my faves ngl

why did they cut this from the episode, it's the best lie on the show!

@TomRNZ

10 жыл бұрын

I wondered why I'd never seen this one before. It was bloody genius.

@stephwilson2701

9 жыл бұрын

I guess if they'd had Bob's apple trick and this they'd have had to cut a whole guest out?

@gromitpesley

8 жыл бұрын

Editors in the media are just very strange individuals.

Nothing brightens my day like Bob Mortimer on wilty. Nothing!

Wonderful. I don't remember this one. And good to have some cheerfulness today.....

Craftsman of improvisational comedy

6 people wouldn't know their digerdoo from their clooney

Greg on point with the air theory.

@JimmySteller

5 жыл бұрын

That’s one of my favourite Greg moments on this show. He sounds so sophisticated in his reasoning, and then his various facial reactions to Bob’s floundering in response.

bob is a legend, gutted that shooting stars got cancelled again. DAM YOU BBC!!!

A Clooney. It is now.

I new this was a lie the second I heard it. My dad play's the didgeridoo and let me tell you, it's pretty hard. No way just some passing wind could do it.

@1JMAK7

9 жыл бұрын

same i also knew it was a big lie as soon as he read the card out!

@windyhawthorn7387

5 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine when I was a child had one and it's pretty easy to play. Easier then trying to blow a rams horn.

Found out that it's called the Purlicue

Not much time. You are Brilliant. Working with your self. Well done.

Not even Bob Mortimer could make anyone believe that...

you need the windforce of a hurricane to produce sound from a friggin flute. How the hell is a didgeridoo supposed to make sound from the wind...

@sureshhirawat

5 жыл бұрын

How the fuck do you know that?

gotta love the bearded jaded david mitchell these days :)

It's not much more outlandish than some of his claims that have proved correct.

See the sad thing is, no matter how impossible it seemed, or how much the story was falling apart, I still was leaning towards it being true. Just because it’s Bob

Oh my god it's Mr. Glibert

Wolf!

love Bob

Clooney

Same, Shooting Stars was the best show ever! :)

The whole group making didgeridoo noises! 🤣

lol it's the Crotch of the tree

It's a type of large climbing plant with lots of white or purple-ish flowers on it. : )

Of course its a lie, the tree doesnt even have a name

Classic

Wisteria !!

impressive, bob was lying and they guessed it

David mitchell vs Bob mortimer wow

Lol *facepalm* the sound is produced on a didgeridoo by vibrating the lips...

Vedged horizontally in a tree's V..... lmfao

0:08 Note for rhotic english speakers (or listeners, to be precise): the word is "parp" as in I have a didgeridoo suspended from a tree in my back garden so that when the wind blows in a particular direction, it *parps* soothing sounds of the outback into my bedroom window.

@medievalist

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't know what 'rhotic' meant, so had to look it up. I can now tell you that as a New Zealander, I speak non-rhotic English. Cheers!

Congratulations!

Sincere and probably stupid question: Just bc the prevailing wind overall is sw that doesn't necessarily mean that the prevailing wind in every single area is sw, right? It's an averaging, no?

You'll be expecting a call from the Prime Minister

I'm surprised none of them knew that the place where a branch joins a trunk, or where a trunk splits, is called a crotch.

he is right about the clooney though

@theophrastusbombastus1359

3 жыл бұрын

It's called the purlicue. The bit of flesh is called the flagina (I think)

0:14 I'm calling it a lie right now because without oscillating lips you didgeridon't get sound

Well done you.

why do they give them lies that are just physically impossible :P

V shape in a tree is called a Crotch.

The tree's V.

More annoying than the didgeridoo: the vuvuzela

What episode is this?

Bob's my dad's brother.

Didgeridoos don't make their distinct noise with just a gust of wind. They should have looked into this more.

@pronkb000

8 жыл бұрын

+Lauren Diddykins Of course not. It's wind + wisteria.

@caitlinw7123

6 жыл бұрын

pronkb000 it's the wisteria that makes it melodious

gotta love greg, id marry him any day

For once, it's a lie. I'm so surprised...

3:30 is david going bald?

*•* **•* *•* Cheek¥ .. Good Fun .. AHA Bo¥z Wi££ Be BOYZ .. Age£ess Truth

His twitter is as random as he always has been. Funny about a third of the time maybe? Don't get me wrong, Vic and bob are genius. Or were. The new shooting stars was a bit poo,right?

Why has Bob never been on David's team? I can only hope he's back for the next series of WILTY

@TW-96

7 жыл бұрын

Phillip Graves I'm guessing it's because they reckon he'd bounce better off David, with his sarcastic, inquisitive and logical sense of humour going hand in hand with bobs surreal, illogical humour. Ironically, I'd say he bounces off Lee, either just as much as, or quite possibly even more than David does hahahaha