This would've been the perfect card for Bob Mortimer

@jackcarter5101

7 жыл бұрын

Richard Osman could have done better than this

@athull08

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Carter yes, he'd have come up with more credible names, like Gary Barry, Jane Payne, Jason Mason.

@floris.927

7 жыл бұрын

You mean Troubadour Mortimer?

@Deathlygunn

7 жыл бұрын

athull08 Phill Hill

@bhew7409

6 жыл бұрын

any card is perfect for Bob Mortimer!

I love how Lee is always trying to stall for his teammates.

Dave Clave... Or to give him his full name, David Clavid.

@Hankblue

3 жыл бұрын

I googled Dave Clave and it turns out he actually exists 🤔

@jonny4866

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaahhahaah

@EdwardIvings

2 жыл бұрын

Angela Rangela

@johnjohntv1195

2 жыл бұрын

Richard Prichard Or as he’s otherwise known: Dick Prick

@tomtt7514

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnjohntv1195 underrated comment

"I bet you're wishing you'd thought of those names earlier". Love it.

"dave clave...i was in a band with him. he played drums." seriously laughed my head off at that one. for those who don't know, "clave" is a percussion instrument widely used in spanish music (pronounce clah-vay in that situation)

@jamessimonson9905

3 жыл бұрын

Nerd

@ckyisyourfuture

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamessimonson9905 don't make me come over there and fight you in a rhythmic manner

@Leto_0

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamessimonson9905 You're boring

@odd_shoes

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamessimonson9905 Not a nerd, it's called knowledge. Not enough people have it in this world.

@jamessimonson9905

2 жыл бұрын

@@odd_shoes Let it go Kate it was a year ago

The first time he said "Dave Clave" it radiated out joy to every single person within a three mile radius of the building. Then on top of that there has never been a greater level of anticipation in the history of the planet then people waiting for him to come up with the third name Anji Ranjee

@theeternalnow6506

Жыл бұрын

This might be the funniest clip I've seen. The whole set up is so hilarious and full of anticipation. Absolutele comedy gold.

Haha, these producers are cruel. How was he supposed to sell that?

@Green-cd1np

5 жыл бұрын

Kwakeka Mdivasi lee probably would’ve

@DreTheChronic

5 жыл бұрын

Because it's funny

@NDBit

4 жыл бұрын

Not hard to do - or the producers job either, I don't think

@iamphoenix6310

4 жыл бұрын

He almost did until he cocked up at the end

@zachjudge5885

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer

A good thing to say here would have been something like "obviously Mark Park is really called Marcus Park, and Dave Clave is really David Clave" as it would have made it sound less ridiculous and SLIGHTLY more plausible

@matthewpeers4229

4 жыл бұрын

and Angie Rangie would of course be Angela Rangie

2:10 David was so happy when he thought of that remark

He did pretty well with the lie. The names weren't too silly considering him making them up on the spot.

@theeternalnow6506

Жыл бұрын

I think he did extremely well even. Once he read it out and everybody realized what was about to happen I bursted out laughing because you could see by his first responses that he realizes he has to make up 3 rhyming names on the spot. But then he sells it so well that at the end I thought it might be true.

@aviationlba747

Жыл бұрын

*Angie Rangie*

@Keeby101

5 ай бұрын

agreed. Amazing on the spot thinking. Ingenious!@@theeternalnow6506

2:11 Henning Wehn's laugh lol

@ST1212100

7 жыл бұрын

2:23 as well.. love him

@dr.staddle9802

6 жыл бұрын

love him so much

American actress Joan Van Ark has a brother named Mark Clark Van Ark.

@egilsandnes9637

7 жыл бұрын

bonitchka The perfect name for an awkward ardwark.

@hurera2000

7 жыл бұрын

It'd be great if he married Tony Stark in the dark

@thedunyadoneya2628

5 жыл бұрын

@@hurera2000 in a car park

@DASyam-tb7qt

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedunyadoneya2628 while eating an aardvark

Had it been a truth this would've been genius.

@eveshute5107

4 жыл бұрын

No, it would've been easy, you're not a genius for having certain friends

@georgewillis592

3 жыл бұрын

@@eveshute5107 He means the way he was saying the names would've been genius if it were true. Keep up.

@dom85ross

2 жыл бұрын

Could be said for a lot of things

OMG these people posting names that rhyme. Yes it's very easy when you have ages to come up with one.

@jackxy2371

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan Draper lulz

@thedunyadoneya2628

5 жыл бұрын

That's what your parents thought, but look how that turned out! I'm really sorry 😂

I feel their pain...

@hurera2000

7 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean...

@thomasfenton7620

5 жыл бұрын

@@hurera2000 please don't mock his spleen

@cammarc

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomasfenton7620 I know, that's just so mean...

@Will-ht2ny

4 жыл бұрын

@@cammarc Don't be so easily offended, you silly old bean.

@bananawithaknife

3 жыл бұрын

this is probably the comment thread today with the least letters in it I've seen.

I keep coming back to this. This is probably in the top 5 clips. Henning's laugh finishes me. 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

@eyeshandy

2 ай бұрын

Yeah mine too

"Why do you think you and Mark have never really..." Is one of my favourite lines from the show for some reason

I have lots of those - Van Pan, Ken Chen, Lynn Jin. I'm Chinese (really).

I never wanted it to be more true.

@Keeby101

3 ай бұрын

I was rooting for it to be a lie. Sheer brilliance

That lady got the surveyors wrong they were both quantity surveyors.

The card actually read "My good friend Mark Park...", and then he goes on to say that Mark wasn't at his party because they were never really that close.

@KarstenOkk

7 жыл бұрын

Weird that there'd be inconsistencies with a story that has been entirely fabricated.

@mrdeadsea7777

7 жыл бұрын

KarstenOkk Well aren't you clever, congratulations, you're the winner !

@potatopassingby1148

6 жыл бұрын

It doesnt read "my good friend" it simply reads "aside from my friend Mark Park..."

@turosfagyi

4 жыл бұрын

"...I have three other good friends whose names rhyme". there you have it, good friend

Hennings laugh is so maniacal😂

"I have 4 good friends with rhyming names" 2 mins later "Yeah I hardly know 2 of them" Aight :p

@oz_jones

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing how the story that is entirely fabricated changes, isn't it?

I work as a school bus driver and one year I had a Jayden, a Aiden, a Kayden, and a Hayden on my bus route. None of them were related. And they were all little firecrackers. It was so hard to keep their names straight when telling them to sit down and behave.

@wishingwell12345

Жыл бұрын

Add in a girl, call her "The Maiden" and they've got a band started.

do you think he slipped in that stealth rhyme of doing twelfth night on the isle of wight purposely?

Originally Angie Rangie was the Quantity Surveyor. Three of four friends were at some point a surveyor..

This is exactly what I would be like if I went on the show, although probably 10 times worse. How even the guests lie so smoothly and conjure up scenarios is crazy to me

@YamanoteMr

2 жыл бұрын

Because it’s scripted, and they are pretending

This made me cry laugh almost immediately. Absolutely hilarious lie to give the contestant. You could see the wheels spinning in his head once he realized he had to make up 3 names on the spot.

@gibsonduvall

Жыл бұрын

I've got three friends who are all called William Hill - What's the odds on that!

Was anybody else really hoping it wasn't a lie? Hahahah

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard! Really a nasty lie cue! :-)

Sean Bean should rhyme, but it doesn't

@LaggardlySort

4 жыл бұрын

Shawn: **yawns** Sean: **yeans**

@oz_jones

3 жыл бұрын

@@LaggardlySort *dies

@cutemissbubbly

3 жыл бұрын

No because Sean is originally an Irish name so the phonetics are different

@Paddy_17301

3 жыл бұрын

Seán báin in the Irish language (Gaeilge) rhymes

@rickyanthony

3 жыл бұрын

@@Paddy_17301 Pronounced Shon Bon???

gotta love David's logic on this one

The funniest part is when he laughs at being caught out. e.g. I bet you wish you had thought of them earlier, why do you think you and Mark never got on?, I thought Richard was the quantity surveyor. I love this clip.

3:13 It was at this moment Ben knew..He fucked up

@barlin4972

2 жыл бұрын

should have been at 0:44 though, because he is clearly thinking which he wouldnt, if they were his real friends.

Love Ben Miller. Tough to make up those names, 😂

Imagine going into a police interrogation room totally guilty AF and David Mitchell is the one sitting across the table from you.

so, did he ever send that mammoth that saved his life back in time

@bobbobson4277

6 жыл бұрын

Astronomer_X loved Primeval as a kid, surprised no-one else mentioned it

@jesterminute9472

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@macman975

4 жыл бұрын

What the hell are you talking about?!?!.

Lol I would have failed almost immediately

Whenever I feel a bit a down in the dumps, this program is guaranteed to get me laughing my b*ll*cks off in no time! 8)

Henning losing his shit is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Having Angie Rangie in Twelfth Night on the Isle of Wight was a night touch too

I literally have a friend called Linda Pinda

@user-xd4sk4pk7h

5 жыл бұрын

Cruel parents

@Moltenbramley

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious.

@niklasl3880

3 жыл бұрын

I hope she's Dutch.

Bet you wish you'd thought of them earlier! 😂

Dwight Wright. Sally O'Malley. Dylan McMillan. Horton Morton. Ronald McDonald (okay, I stole that). Henry Penry. Joan Jones (does that count?). Dwayne Pane. Wayne Twain. Arthur MacArthur. Randall Candle.

@Andy21FS

7 жыл бұрын

Dean Greene

@thealienpredatorfly

7 жыл бұрын

Hugh hughs

@CalLadyQED

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Pratt.

@CalLadyQED

7 жыл бұрын

Sean Keane. Dawn Sean. Rhett Plett. Marty McCarty. Jenny Benny. Ross Doss. Lorne Bourne. Ethel Bethel. Samuel Emmanuel. Mavis Davis.

@CalLadyQED

7 жыл бұрын

Lee Bradleigh. Ashley Li. Reed Bede.

epitome of cutting wit n charm, ooh...I'm in Heaven 🎶

Hang on…he was in 12th NIGHT on the Isle of WIGHT with Anji Ranji!? 😂

Yeah: Bob Mortimer would have FLOWN wi' that!

Bob Mortimer: "Hold my beer!"

Hahaha I wish he'd said Mark Park was a traffic warden.

He did not say chartered surveyor he said quantity surveyor !!!!

My favourite clip

This is maybe my favourite one

when they asked him to name the rhyming friends I was thinking 'Richard Prichard' and he fucking said it. Surreal.

Joelle Noel, Jolie Broughlie are the only ones I came up with.

My birth mother Anne Cann (her brother in law Jerry Cann). A friend's mother Mavis Davis. Doris Morris, Dara O'Hara, Ian and Rhian Behan, Elaine McLaine, Shane Wayne, Sean Warne, Lorna Warner, Greg Pegg, Dan Mann, Jane Caine, Hayley Bailey, June Boone, May Day, Mary Carey, Minnie Finney, Ivor Driver, Jade Wade, Dinah Reiner, Bertha Werther, Mel Bell, Jean Dean, Gaynor Rayner, Florence Lawrence, Jake Blake, Donna Conner, Bert Hurt, Sadie Grady, Billy Dilley, Sian Khan.. (On Would I Lie to You): Either Faye Bytheway or Jack Mack or Lee's other brother Philip McKillop... I also knew an Eileen Dover.

@Lily-Bravo

Жыл бұрын

Did you live in Baden-baden, or maybe Wagga-wagga?

Darren Caron, Luke Duke, Martin McCartin, Rick Dick, Tyler Wyler. Just some ones off the top of my head

Was I the only one that thought of the NTNON "Ask The Family" sketch when he mentioned Quantity Surveyors?

Holy... - Richard Pritchard was literally the first name I thought up for a rhyming name 🤯😂 how about that

omg i love him

If I was on the show, this is probably how slowly I would think as well, lol.

I think it is one of the harder cards/lies that were dealt to anyone on this show.

he's very cute 😙

Ben gets more attractive the older he gets. :)

I'd have gone with Norris Maurice and Ken Ben. Richard Pritchard is really good!

It said in the card "best friends" so when he knew Angie for only one summer in the 90s then that deviated from the card

Spooky alien lizard eyes at 3:52

Marty Carty, Norm Storm, Aaron McSharon

has this been aired yet?

I would have loved this one to be true

Had a friend in high school named Bill Will. We had lots of fun figuring out what what will Bill Will do , had to be there.

@DreamsAreMakeBelieve

2 жыл бұрын

Was his full name William Will??

@codylander1355

2 жыл бұрын

Jaw drop. Lived in Idyllwild .CA, 2 brothers, Bob and Bill Will. Small world or big Will family.

Lovely

Trisha Fisher, Bill Hill, Mavis Davis. Took me about a minute to think of these though xD

@mizofan

3 жыл бұрын

A work colleague's mum was Mavis Davis.

Mark Park, Thomas Promise, Mohammad Ahmed, and Clara O'Hara

David got this shit on lock down!

May I just say that Ben said that Richard Pritchard (like Mark Park) was a quantity surveyor, none of this chartered surveyor nonsense.

Great job. Just waiting for names rhymes.

awesome

Richard Prichard would literally translate late to, Richard son of Richard

That's one time his card should have had the answer on to tell him...

Ben Penn was the only one I could come up with in time lol

I wish I had been on the opposing Panel and retained my view until all the comedy had been extracted and THEN said......" Can I firstly, Ben, congratulate you on your amazing appearance, as you said it was your 40th Birthday in 1991 making you 65 years old ( this was recorded in 2016 !) LOL

@martinsmith8670

3 жыл бұрын

No he didn't say his 40th Birthday was in 1991. That was when he supposedly met Angie whilst in an acting class. Because it was so long ago and they aren't really in touch any more is why she wasn't present for his 40th

@Isleofskye

3 жыл бұрын

My disappointment in myself is immeasurable and no words can adequately express my remorse regarding my inexcusable faux pas. I am mortified that I got to make such a Schoolboy error and I only try to crave your forgiveness for my brief moment of total complete and utter insanity in making this mistake. I have no excuses and I can only apologize, profusely, for my stupidity, once again. You are a good man for pointing this out to me. I'm inconsolable at the moment.....:(

There are quite a few celebs with rhyming names that come to mind; Shaquille O'Neill, Jack Black, Fay Wray, Fay Dunaway and Catherine Tate.

@lucyhartwell2134

6 жыл бұрын

How does Catherine Tate rhyme?

@chrisninety1

6 жыл бұрын

Kate for short.

@jenniferkelly5897

6 жыл бұрын

The only problem with that is that Catherine's real surname is Ford.

I know someone called Pat Fidgeon. Not a rhyme, but it’s fun as a spoonerism...

gut reaction, i probably would've just made up a group of people all of whos first names rhyme. Such as Aaron, Baron, and Karen. It still fits the card, and is a little bit more believable than pretending to know three people all of whos first AND last names rhymes.

@edwardv1255

3 жыл бұрын

The card says "aside from my friend, Mark Park, I have three other good friends whose names rhyme" though, so wouldn't really work. If Mark Park wasn't mentioned, it could've worked.

it should say I have starred in really crap Tesco adverts

@tianxiaozhang

6 жыл бұрын

I thought you were being mean and then I saw them...

Donald McDonald, Nolan Dolan & Frank Banks. Thought of them in the time that he read out the card and David asked him what the names of his other friends were haha

Obviously easier from my armchair but there was a softening option for him to say 'Well Angie is Angela to most people and Angela Rangie doesn't sound strange at all, similarly David Clave.'

@jbjaguar2717

Жыл бұрын

You think the surname 'Rangie' doesn't sound strange? I looked it up and apparently there are 49 people with that surname in the world and they mostly live in Papua New Guinea.

@vladimirimp

Жыл бұрын

@@jbjaguar2717 ​ It sounds a bit strange but this game plays tricks with your mind! It's a good job they don't have access to the internet during the game!

Anybody notice he did Twelfth Night in the Isle of Wight?

Henn Wehn

Rich prichard was the quantity surveyor

3:34 she's wrong

Peep the rhyme "12th night on the isle of wight"

Did Dave Clave play the claves at a rave in Staithes with his girlfriend Maeve, or is Ben just being an absolute knave?

I had a friend sir name Curtain his daughter was called Annette

Girl at school was called Jenny penny. Not lying ... Her mums maiden name was Costa.

Will someone please correct the hashtag # from wilto to wilty? Has no-one else seen that?

Marky parky, Salford keeper, anyone?

If Bob Mortimer said that they would have believed him.

Rodger Todger

Twelfth Night on the Isle of Wight