I feel like he's gonna be the kind of dad that turns every joke into an hour long life lesson 😂😂😂

@ayanomar1408

3 жыл бұрын

oh boy..

@dododoodododoo3043

3 жыл бұрын

106 likes and 2 replys

@pwebes

3 жыл бұрын

So it’s not just my dad that does that then!? 😂

@asterrrrr3015

3 жыл бұрын

@@pwebes nope😂

@queenm5394

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

“a fever is about 100.3 degrees fahrenheit” me : *cries in celsius*

@blank-6222

3 жыл бұрын

I get you.. because I use celsius so often..

@addie-eileenpaige6460

3 жыл бұрын

37.94°C

@UnicornsPoopRainbows

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs as an American who has lived abroad for over a decade, understanding both systems For real though, it is like 37.5C. That is when the daycare calls me to ask what to do about my kid.

@aqsakhan6462

3 жыл бұрын

me

@elien1902

3 жыл бұрын

In celsius 38°c is considered a fever

Why places like hospitals and bathrooms are extra echoey: The material they make the floors, walls and ceilings out of are less porous so that they don't absorb stuff like blood or trap germs as well. Porous things would absorb some of the sound, but since the material has little to no pores the sound waves bounce off and are louder and echo more than if some had been absorbed.

@juliarunn5009

3 жыл бұрын

Oooo I didn’t expect to learn why but I’m happy I came across this 👍

@Moo-2310

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliarunn5009 I'm happy I taught you something!

@g.j

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. Thank you for the info.

@lillianward2810

3 жыл бұрын

That’s fascinating. Thanks!

@stevejoshua9536

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Moo. A brilliant response, but if it's all the same to you, I'll just file this one away under "useless information".

“I’m always smiling because I’m lazy” Now I’m motivated to smile more

@zomb128

2 жыл бұрын

Im happy you are :D

@jackwhitbread4583

2 жыл бұрын

It's not correct though, it actually take about 4 more muscles to smile than to frown

@Malkontent1003

2 жыл бұрын

That's the opposite of lazy, you're being motivated to do something!

Dr. Mike is like every mother on the planet. You show him a meme, he turns it into a lecture.

@riyaeswara6853

3 жыл бұрын

But in the really nice way

@abdullahnaeem1445

3 жыл бұрын

But we love him anyways

@shahdalali7999

3 жыл бұрын

the difference is that I actually like his lectures

@goldenrosepetals5026

3 жыл бұрын

Informative interesting lectures.

@crystaltheo8494

3 жыл бұрын

"Whos that? Your friend? " lmao

Definitely interested in the Antarctica self-surgery story.

@PsychHyperfocus

3 жыл бұрын

I'm down

@krazekode

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@awesomeeliam7882

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@rachelenchill9921

3 жыл бұрын

greys anatomy fans can tell a much better story

@Mirimes

3 жыл бұрын

There are pictures on the internet about him, he was leonid rogozov. He basically was the only doctor in an antarcic expedition, in the sixties, and while there he realized he had peritonitis and the only way he had a chance to survive was to operate himself, if i remember correctly there was someone who gave him alcohol and adjusted mirrors for him so he could perform the surgery. It worked and he survived :)

You never have to worry about not getting one of Dr. Mike's jokes, because every single one comes with a detailed explanation.

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

Which is ironic because he sometimes doesn’t get memes/jokes

@Gaehhn

Жыл бұрын

@@Cassxowary Actually it makes sense because of that. He knows what it's like not getting a joke, so he explains them to the ones who didn't get it.

Many years ago, I was dating a doctor. One night, at a restaurant, she told me a story about treating a man who had been cleaning an industrial meat-grinder from inside it when it got turned on by accident. The patient was missing his lower half. Partway through her story she asked me if we could change seats. I said "sure" but I asked her why. She said her seat was facing the lobster tank and the sight of live lobsters was freaking her out.

@annapletcher71

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@ainsleywilliams8049

Жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@beclosbird8398

Жыл бұрын

... I don't get it? English isn't my mother tongue, so maybe I missed something?

@kaiser9109

Жыл бұрын

@@beclosbird8398 the joke is that she was presumedly fine to get patient with half a body but seeing lobsters creeped/unnerved her

@zipties8442

Жыл бұрын

@@beclosbird8398 the doctor tells a scary story on a date. Very bloody. Can’t stand fish to the point she asks to move. Something more common and shouldn’t scare her. But it does.

"Everything when you go to a doctor is an option" - Dr.Mike Guess i dont have to pay next time

@Cassxowary

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Crop in every country except the US you don’t have to. Universal healthcare is everywhere but the US. I only pay for my birth control which is like $5 every month because I get the brand name one instead of generic. That’s it.

@Starteller

3 жыл бұрын

I never pay. From Canada 🍁

@sway.m15124

3 жыл бұрын

lmao...this is the first thing that made me laugh today...and my day ends in 25 mins...lol

@ayishaks6510

3 жыл бұрын

@@sway.m15124 So, you live in India?

@ayishaks6510

3 жыл бұрын

Also, live happy, and die happy. Or try to, anyway. 😍😊

Dr.Mike: He’s a sleepy Bear today. I guess you can say he’s bear-ly awake

@skyhorton4717

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Happy-gf3kb

3 жыл бұрын

He's in hibernation

@allisonbailey8242

3 жыл бұрын

NO

@tausiftaha12

3 жыл бұрын

@@Happy-gf3kb HI-BEAR-NATION

@adambunnell4418

3 жыл бұрын

I-

The only issue I have with the whole "donate your body to science" is that I want to know the results of whatever they find once my body's donated.

“Found out at the drs that the voices I’ve been hearing are called children apparently!” 😂 that just cracked me up!!

"Don't get a bacon double cheese sandwich--" Listen here mate, I'm here for a good time not a long time

@Cassxowary

3 жыл бұрын

Lauren E doesn’t mean others want to suffer and die for it!(:

@Cassxowary

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the planet!

@Cassxowary

3 жыл бұрын

Smarty Paws also until you realise how much harm death and destruction you’re responsible for that could’ve been easily avoided...

@laurene988

3 жыл бұрын

Lol people got triggered by a dumbass joke

@hkr667

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurene988 No need to respond to them. Those who love bacon, know.

I feel like Dr. Mike teaches us more through memes than we learn at school

@lawansuksyiemlieh4848

3 жыл бұрын

The only online class we actually need 🌝

@hermaeusmora1827

3 жыл бұрын

Wow your school must not be a very good one.

@lynnly2406

3 жыл бұрын

Uzoaku Amadi I think most schools don’t teach us this stuff, mostly because medical is a very niche subject

@Excellence478

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@aseelissa8514

3 жыл бұрын

FACTS

My mom actually works in bariatric surgery and got a sleeve herself and she has come so far in only one year and still is improving her health and weight. I’m very proud of her and believe that bariatric surgery is an amazing procedure.

@laceyjaye1262

Жыл бұрын

That's awesome! I know a few people that have had it and done well. Any updates?

I love when he gets to the end of what he's reading and the last 3 words come out through a laugh.

"Poop jokes don't work when you're eating dessert." As the daughter of a gastroenterologist, I can tell you truer words have never been spoken.

@sunflowersanddasies7362

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same my dad’s gastro and has no filter. It gets 1000% worse when your mothers a nurse 😂

@juliarunn5009

3 жыл бұрын

Lolllll this is great 🤣

@lukewhite9237

3 жыл бұрын

"Had a patient today, terrible case of c.diff. It came out green"

@juliarunn5009

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukewhite9237 if I hadn’t eaten dinner already 🤢😂

@lukewhite9237

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliarunn5009 you know the texture that chocolate mousse has

This is the number of people that want to hear the appendectomy story 👇

@blank-6222

3 жыл бұрын

Umm where are you pointing...?? Nvm still gonna like this comment anyways,..

@696190

3 жыл бұрын

I know it already, but sure

@hayreddinbarbarossa661

3 жыл бұрын

This joke works better if you position the hand properly. 😂😂😂

@Instinct0425

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, maybe he is pointing to the reply’s so the amount of reply’s tell if people want to hear it or not

@heathr6995

3 жыл бұрын

Lots of comments then

Poop jokes works well when your family is a bunch of different kind of doctors, and nurses. Our top subjects when my mom leaves the room, is jokes about shit, teeths, blood and how many people you met a day who breaks the hip by doing almost nothing.

@SugarandSarcasm

Жыл бұрын

I read “how many people you PET a day” and got a little confused lol

Someone I know actually fired their dr because they went in because they're depressed and he focused on whether or not he was pre-diabetic. Ignored the issue he came in for completely

@lonelyscarygirl

2 жыл бұрын

Something similar happened to me, it went like this: Me: I am ugly and sad and depressed. Dr: You are fat you need to lose weight. Me: But am too depressed to work out and I wanna die. Dr: Don't care you gotta work out.

@Danielle0785

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonelyscarygirl yeah weight bias is a big problem with mental health diagnoses, yes there is a correlation but then it’s a cycle for many people who end up self medicating with food.

I’m not an American and have a question: how worrying is it for you as an American doctor, that many patients deny tests due to financials?

@TuddecBMW

3 жыл бұрын

there’s no such thing as a free lunch

@fernandomaluenda4226

3 жыл бұрын

An ambulance took me to the hospital about a mile away. That'll be $500 please. Not going to the doctor again.

@gurigurigunzul3090

3 жыл бұрын

America is rly weird man

@Maffoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@TuddecBMW No, but there's such a thing as a lunch that doesn't cost you your life savings

@Hxrb

3 жыл бұрын

@@TuddecBMW Yes, there's no such thing as free lunch. But here in my country we only pay like $9-$20 a month for government health insurance. One of my family member got serious illness and the bill was about $4,000. Fully covered. My mom have her cataract removed, fully covered. Ambulance? Free in emergency, We only pay ambulance for something like bringing dead body to home/cemetery, and it's only $40-$90

I really want to be Dr Mike's friend. This guy is an actual legend.

@pyrodynamics75

3 жыл бұрын

S a m e

@jessica8739

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭I was just about to comment that

@TonyMusicArts

3 жыл бұрын

I want to marry

@startlivingwellbySarita

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@NessaBear90

3 жыл бұрын

He would be a good friend.

Definitely want to hear more about the doc that removed his own appendix.

I’m a medical assistant but I’m pretty obsessed with medicine as a whole. If I wasn’t poor or absolutely terrified of the amount of debt doctors have I might have tried my hand at a pre-med degree. And, I have had many conversations with friends and family around the dinner table about medical issues/procedures. They always remind me that unlike me, they do have a gag reflex. 😂😂😂

Doctor: "so what's the problem today?" Me: *looks at my mom*

@kpratt6685

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. My son, 100%.

@mosho6574

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂

@elisaekaputri8529

3 жыл бұрын

This was me, a 22 yo adult, last month at the doctor's office with my mom 😂😂

@captnbluehat

3 жыл бұрын

@@kpratt6685 then you probably should overthink your way of parenting, doodoo head

@btaylerpackard2475

3 жыл бұрын

@@kpratt6685 I went to the Dr with my mom until I was 18 because I wanted her there. took a few times of going alone before I got over the awkwardness of "what's your sex life like/when was your last period?"

*Dr. Mike:* There was actually this story of a guy performing surgery of himself in Antarctica- *EVERYONE who has a tumblr:* The appendectomy, yes, we are familiar.

@pandora_chan6233

3 жыл бұрын

⚰️

@bugs_bunneh

3 жыл бұрын

I actually had to do a report on him in school

@AnakinSkywalker-mi5cz

3 жыл бұрын

@@bugs_bunneh cool

@akoy7180

3 жыл бұрын

whats the story??

@neileapenninan8706

3 жыл бұрын

@@akoy7180 We'll have to wait for another video for that :)

We need more people like Dr. Mike in this world.

3:41 Notice how Bear arrived at the scene when Mike said "chips."

Who else is down to here the story about the surgery in Antarctica?

@Jen-ed1lt

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@caseyandino2222

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely want to hear that story

@m3shook

3 жыл бұрын

i think it's about the doctor that had to remove his appendix to save his own life as he was the only medical professional there at the time.

@aqsakhan6462

3 жыл бұрын

me

@MellyP22

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Leonid Ivanovich Rogozov, only MD on the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. Note on Wiki there is a link to a “self-surgery” page which is... *ahem*... interesting

I laugh at how surprised he is at the dark jokes

@simplysim1346

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@PrograError

3 жыл бұрын

i don't mind him sharing some dark jokes... he's like a light thru the darkness right now...

@juliananyc1444

3 жыл бұрын

I know. He kills me.

@rmdhn1

3 жыл бұрын

I actually kind a like orphan jokes

@harveyabel1354

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliananyc1444 I hope you're an organ donor! ;)

If I'm honest, I quite often lose focus when watching your meme reviews or tweet reviews. There's something about your voice that makes it calming and I tend to do household chores or paperwork whil listening to your reviews and I love it 😄.

"I don't know who Fred Savage is." Stop and go binge "The Wonder Years." He plays Kevin Arnold. Such a great show.

@sarahmoon-sapp1195

3 жыл бұрын

Then go watch "The Princess Bride." Can't forget that classic.

@mentak2593

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this video called me old

This pandemic has really changed me. Every time I hear a youtuber caugh or sneeze I check to see if the vid was posted during 2020

@theycallmekenz_

3 жыл бұрын

omg I DO THIS TOO

@itsamechols3466

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@TheJoeToe

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@misterminutes4504

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I collapse on the floor when there's a social gathering in a public area or something something

@chiaralutunu3244

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well, hospitals are large buildings with wide halls and large rooms that contain minimal furniture. That's a recipe for echoes

@michellebaker6302

3 жыл бұрын

And also, at least in my hospital, they moved away from double-occupancy rooms to private rooms. So the hospital was built with the intention of having two patients per room, and obviously the rooms are sized accordingly. Once they made it so everyone had their own room, that meant half the room was 100% empty.

@andrewrobie620

3 жыл бұрын

In addition to no furniture, lots and lots of hard surfaces that reflect the sound waves far more than things like carpet.

@masterofdesaster8

3 жыл бұрын

It's a large building with patients, but that's not important right now.

@RushFanatic87

Жыл бұрын

@@masterofdesaster8 I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

@scottwall8419

9 ай бұрын

Not to mention most commercial use buildings actually have sound dampeners built in to the the walls or hanging to eliminate background noise. Hospitals don't so you can scream for help and everyone heare you

I think I would have been much healthy person now if I had someone like you as my pediatrician. My doctor was the kind that didn’t acknowledge anything that I did. I was like 100 pounds over weight in my teenage years so I wanted to exercise and get in shape. I had been walking home from school and walking my dog for like 2 miles each day. Walking home from school was a little less than 4 miles. I would also do yoga at night to relax myself and my muscles before I went to bed. I had lost a lot of body fat and gain muscle. I only had like 30 pounds left to lose to be in shape but I thought I was doing good. So when I went into my next physical exam I was feeling pretty proud. I told the doctor what I was doing for exercise and he weighed me. He then preceded to tell me I should do even more exercise and that I was still overweight. I think it sort of put me in a depression so I stopped most of my exercising. I still walked my dog, but I no longer cared about getting into shape. I now hate going to the doctors and live by the motto, if I die then I die cause I have such a strong phobia of going to the doctors. I literally have to feel like I’m dying to go anywheres near a doctor and that’s only if someone forces me.

I dont want to be a doctor, but i want to be as informative as this guy in my favored profession

Mike, if you are reading this, then I would like to thank you for all the helpful medical advice that you posted. It’s really good especially during these virus times

@DoctorMike

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for these kind words! I’m so happy that it helps and know that I’m trying my best to keep coming up with new and fun (and educational) content.

@tinapresly4600

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more! Thanks Dr Mike ❤

@nandiniguduru5472

3 жыл бұрын

Feel the same way. Thanks Dr. Mike!!

@kiloklavdi1185

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I want to know how Karens react to you,Doc.

@kevinyoussef9821

3 жыл бұрын

It’s quality content.

Doctor Mike finishes the video without saying "Stay happy and healthy" *Aggressively panics*

@allaselboskar5767

3 жыл бұрын

He coughed too.. That's not good these days

@schicksal4953

3 жыл бұрын

@@allaselboskar5767 yes I'm also worried

@pokaay3163

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAHHHHH HOW WILL I STAY HAPPY OR HEALTHY IF DR MIKE NEVER SAID SO

@heyryanisonx3141

3 жыл бұрын

Stay sad and sick 🙃

@RecommendedDailyDose

3 жыл бұрын

oh lord...

I was eating lunch with my husband when these two ladies sat nearby and the one in scrubs started loudly and energetically describing the cyst drainage she watched that day, from lancing to the packing the hole. She spared no detail. I was eating a sandwich with asiago ranch on it. 🤢

@incognitoman3656

10 ай бұрын

Guess he really had the meats

Thanks for good mood and interesting facts / terms.. ^^ Have a good monday Mike 😄

*points at Bear's head* "Look at his little head!" Mike.... No part of Bear is little!

@amandaz5789

3 жыл бұрын

Like actually tho. His head is the same size as a human head so...

@adrianaplays5557

3 жыл бұрын

He's a big snuggle duggo

@cassieosaurus_9217

3 жыл бұрын

The bigger the dog, the more fun it is to refer to them as the tiniest good pup. ❤️

Doctor Mike: Punching pillows is healthy relief. Doctor Mike: *Actually punches plants*

@verypurry

3 жыл бұрын

Actually... he never said punching pillows is “healthy relief” >> he said that one of his patients said that’s how they deal with their stress, and he said he deals with his own by punching a boxing bag... “to each, their own” >> meaning whatever works for you-helps you calm down and destress-you should do that! And personally, I strongly agree with that... the only thing I can think of that would be unfair or unjust, would be hurting yourself or causing anyone else pain while you are stressed about something going on in your own life.

@lollipoprandom5249

3 жыл бұрын

🙄😂😂😂😂 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qGWdwa6yetHeZbg.html

@jessica-marievela4985

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHA

@tni333

3 жыл бұрын

He’s clearly plantphobic

@syedakamal7584

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I wish I had a doctor like you. I'm tired of always being ignored or having things not looked in to. I always just get prescribed something and told to come back in 3 months

Love the 90s demo music. Beautifully assembled video, so much work and detail! Thank you for the good laugh. :D

I’d love to see you do a collab with a veterinarian. Maybe to talk about the importance of regular checkups and vaccinations for dogs. Really I just want more Bear related content 😂

@RavenTheTrickster

3 жыл бұрын

Ellie Fuller Wow! I didn’t realize that was even a thing!

@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586

3 жыл бұрын

Ellie Fuller it is evil. You’re trying to sell my dog to the ufo of cia lol 😂. Anyway I’m an future nephrology and neuroscience and clinical psychology and also veterinary to. Those are my favorite medicine field that I want to study

@danielbuman1951

3 жыл бұрын

babeloveforyour.link/xwxkTfGz9pog

@jonathanhenderson9422

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, same-last-name sister. :)

@gracehaven5459

3 жыл бұрын

@Ellie Fuller Me: was raised christian the majority of my childhood Also me: has to Google what the mark of the beast even means and why the frick christians would be opposed to microchipping 😅🤣

Dr. Mike: "And we dont donate the body to Goodwill" Me: good to knowwwwww

@MrAudienceMember2662015

3 жыл бұрын

Salvation Army for the zombie apocalypse.

@jeremymiller4280

3 жыл бұрын

Saved me a trip to Goodwill right there.

@shibi8473

3 жыл бұрын

aww man i needed a dead body for cheep.

@vivianestevez360

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Miller pause

@heidib9981

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a pun “Goodwill” = “Good will” you’re donating your organs for the better of others:)

I'm an EMT and I LOVE the "people throwing up at the other table when I'm telling stories" one XD

I was in a psych hospital for an extended period of time and not a single thing on the patient bill of rights was ever respected by the staff, nor was it possible to hold them accountable

6:36 I don’t think Dr.Mike understood it said October 32. That meetups never gonna happen 😂

@alissameeker

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I didn't realize that either lol 🤣

@xmischager2664

3 жыл бұрын

But what if, in 2051 there will be an October 32?

@ianmoseley9910

3 жыл бұрын

xMischa [GER] Yes, they could change the calendar by then.

@avitalrosner5211

3 жыл бұрын

@@alissameeker same lolll

@angiechan87

3 жыл бұрын

Been waiting for him to catch up onto that, but he didn’t 😂

Doctor Mike: Coughs Me: Throws phone into a tub of hand sanitizer

@jovanaruzicic

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂

@cristis2859

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@nandiniguduru5472

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking the same thing lol...

@jaipeace7185

3 жыл бұрын

#AlertNotAnxious

@AK-ob9bx

2 жыл бұрын

Considering that’s the only reason for a cough 🙄. (Sarcasm)... I’m guessing you’re 20 years or under. If only you got to experience scurvy lol. Put your parents iPad/iPhone (or one they gave you) down for the weekend.

"Look at his little head," he says, referring to a dog who is taller than his couch... I love you Bear! You're not bad, either, Dr. Mike!

Doctor Mike I just want you to know that you're probably one in a million. I have never been to a doctor that didn't express some sort of judgment when I was being honest about something. Whether it be vocal or little things like scrunching up there knows we're squinting their eyes. Crazy.

24 hours before my colonoscopy, I ate lemon, lime and orange flavored jello. The doctor gave me copies of my beautiful rainbow intestines. We were both amazed. I told him he could frame a copy of he wanted, he really looked like he was considering it!

@roopabrungi4958

2 жыл бұрын

I'ma do tht before my colonoscopy if I ever have one

@kristypenner2753

2 жыл бұрын

That is so cool!

@athiyamahapatra8118

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna eat rainbow jelly if I'll get a colonoscopy sdzjgbkrdsge-

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

@@drippeeboye607 do you mean the colonoscopy or the jello? And really healthy is not even close to the same as not life-threatening hah

@essaboselin5252

2 жыл бұрын

@@drippeeboye607 A colonoscopy is a medical procedure where a camera attached to a long tube is run through your body. It is not a cleansing. It is a medical procedure that has rare but significant health risks.

7:39 I heard someone compare receiving radiation to taking a shot of alcohol at a bar. A little will not cause you lasting damage, but the bartender would die of alcohol poisoning if they took a shot every time a customer did.

@JonPITBZN

3 жыл бұрын

Analogy grade: not great, not terrible.

@kiloklavdi1185

3 жыл бұрын

I guess s/he plays S.T.A.L.K.E.R

@louiserodrigues2069

3 жыл бұрын

that's actually a really good one

@stealthpanther

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda like that analogy

@JonPITBZN

3 жыл бұрын

@@stealthpanther www.google.com/search?q=%22not+great+not+terrible%22&rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS702US702&oq=%22not+great+not+terrible%22&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l7.15717j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

I'm lovin medical coz of you doctor Mike!

Bear walking around in the background 🐶 … Love it ❤️

Doctor Mike : I smile coz I'm lazy Also doctor mike : has biceps bigger than the earth

@jack-rx4bf

3 жыл бұрын

Exxagerated but okay.

@dekusyeezyoctobers38

3 жыл бұрын

PancakeWaffle That's the point...

@gulamkibria1914

3 жыл бұрын

How did I not think of that? Thanks Bro

@kiloklavdi1185

3 жыл бұрын

Buff

I want to hear the story about the doctor who performed surgery on himself too!!! Must have been so awful tho

@sabz_1675

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@derekohlhauser5632

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@garytai6596

3 жыл бұрын

me too

@kurojester4513

3 жыл бұрын

I think I’ve heard this one. He had a couple of people assisting him by holding mirrors and passing tools and one of them passed out!

@dilligaf0220

3 жыл бұрын

They even made a House episode of it with Mira Sorvino! Double Dr.Mike win!

I'm living for the editing

Happy 7mil Mike!!!!!!!!

Reasons why hospitals can be echo-ier than other places: the material of flooring and walls need to be easy to clean, and that means less pores. That also means that sound has less places to go and keeps reverberating in the room, creating echoes. I hope that makes sense, english isn't my first language, love your vids 💙

@juliebadowski1552

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was going to say...lots of hard surfaces to reflect/amplify the sound. Very few soft surfaces to absorb it.

@Sandyyyyyyyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Whenever people apologize for English being a second language they always have good English. Totally understood this, thanks for the explanation

@yehiamohamed373

3 жыл бұрын

You speak English like its your first language Good job!

@aliceokumura6545

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sandyyyyyyyyyy thank you, for real 💙

@aliceokumura6545

3 жыл бұрын

@@yehiamohamed373 thanks 💙

I am definitely down to hear about the doc giving himself an appendectomy!

@olgaggg

2 жыл бұрын

Was the video actually made?

@angelalafollette7581

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@kaiser9109

Жыл бұрын

@@olgaggg yeah it was part of a compilation video but forgot the name

@samanthaeverhardt6102

Жыл бұрын

Me too!

Dr. Mike: "You never have to do anything in the doctor's office that you don't want to do." Me: "Awesome." (Puts wallet back in my pocket.)

When my fiancé has had a crazy stressful day at work, he’ll come over, grab a pillow and just scream into it and he feels a lot better XD

"Doctor performs surgery on them self in Antarctica Me: wasnt that an episode of House MD

@marceelino

3 жыл бұрын

They had a different take on it. It wasn't a very good one.

@anoushkab1079

3 жыл бұрын

that’s exactly what i was thinking! where the guy drank the girl’s pee lmaooo

“Look at his little head!” *points to Newfie* if this isn’t the most Newfie Parent thing🤣🤣 people hate when I call my newfie little. Apparently a 165lbs dog can’t be called little 🤷🏽‍♀️

@artchic528

3 жыл бұрын

Ha. I call my 15 lbs Malti Poo "sooo vicious" when we play tug of war with his rope toy and he growls. He's the most fluffy ball of floof without a mean bone in his body. He thinks everyone is his friend.

@marceelino

3 жыл бұрын

I think all owners of bigger dogs call them like "my little one". I have 65kg American Akita and it's the same story. They are so cuddly and precious.

@eugenio5774

3 жыл бұрын

they are wrong. every doggo is their human's little silly puppy potato, no matter if they are bigger than you are and they are 15 YO.

@lipglossgirl50

3 жыл бұрын

artchic528 hahah i call my 7 pound chihuahua cujo but she like actually is vicious

@lorna_alice

3 жыл бұрын

I was in town on Saturday and there was a couple that had two newfies. My dad called them horses for me (im short, never funny) while I continued to coo at them and call them fluffy doggos in childish voices. The owners were far lovelier to me than my dad. Major floofs. 😊

I always get told by doctors that i gotta do everything they say. They act like I have no choose when I say no or suggest things that they overlooked.

"Poop jokes don't work, when you're eating dessert" is a dope lyric.

PATIENT BILL OF RIGHTS. WHY IS DOC MIKE THE ONLY ONE TO MENTION THIS TO ME

@JonPITBZN

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because the doctors you actually visit just wants things to move as easily and quickly as possible. Dr. Mike doesn't actually have to move you along, so he gains nothing from your ignorance.

@mz7576

3 жыл бұрын

As a person who use to work as registration in a hospital, we had patients sign two forms yearly. The consent to treat (this usually included a statement that stated doctors had the right to treat every time you came in and that you have rights and responsibilities that are fully listed on hospitals website) and the HIPPA form (privacy rules etc). Our hospital found that because most people threw out their forms that it was a waste of money to print both forms out all the time (total of 5-7 pages each form) . Of course you still had an opportunity to read it we had it readily available on desks and were required to verbally show and ask whether you wanted a copy or to read it. Most people said no. The only time we emphasized that you have rights , at least in the area I worked, was when a patient needed surgery. Then they would sign a extra consent to treat and we would tell the, about guest relations. Patient rights and responsibilities in summary says that doctors will make every effort to give the patient clear instructions and plans and will also respects their patients ultimate decision. While fully complying with hospital rules. Patients have the right to express their concerns ask for clarification and accept or reject drs evaluations. It’s also state that you are responsible for paying bills and giving correct information to the doctor. While fully complying with hospital rules. In general most people know this.

@TheDGomezzi

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao doctors aren’t cops, why would you be forced to do what they want?

@enochchaos9152

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDGomezzi social anxiety

@lauriedepaurie

3 жыл бұрын

Not a doc (radtech), but if a sense that a patient is feeling pressured (because they're scared of the scan, outcome, overwhelmed or anything) always tell them that they're always free to say no. I do advise them and inform them of the benefits, but just the act of telling them they're in charge is usually enough to earn their trust. One of the easiest pitfalls is assuming patients agree with you. Assuming patients know what you want to do.

The colon cleanse for my colonoscopy was terrible lol. I was telling my mom I'M DYING lolol.

@mauricethegecko9700

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahhahahaha

@KyaKramer

3 жыл бұрын

That stuff was so salty I gagged every time I had to take a drink. I couldn't even get through it by mixing it in Gatorade or something sweet, so I decided to make Campbell's beef barley soup, strain out all the solids and then mix the broth with the prep. It was like a miracle. It still took me like 3 hours to get through drinking it instead of the recommended 45 minutes, but everything turned out fine.

@gavinreed7262

3 жыл бұрын

My mom almost died of it...or she did. But not because of that.

@KyzylReap

3 жыл бұрын

Use a wide straw. You bypass your taste buds. Don’t know why this isn’t standard instruction. It was with my instructions from Gundersen Health.

@SRTendulkar999

3 жыл бұрын

For mine, i had to chug gatorade and dulcolax for hours. I havent touched gatorade since

This past summer I went to the doctor's office. I was in the process of trying to lose weight but I didn't want to get weighed at the doctor's office since I'd just been there two weeks ago. I said something to the nurse and she let me move on, but she gave me an exasperated look when I told her and she seemed really cranky. Part of the reason I took a pass is because I was getting my blood pressure checked and I was worried seeing no change/a small change would make me freak out and increase my blood pressure. This same nurse got annoyed with me when I asked a clarifying question, too.

“Twitter’s a controversial place with a lot of controversial opinions.” Yes, indeed. It’s really strange there as-well. You can find anything and anyone on Twitter and that’s deep

@HercadosP

3 жыл бұрын

Twitter is the cesspool where having a different opinion means we are not friends anymore and I have to tell you how wrong your opinion is

@skinnylegend9782

3 жыл бұрын

@@HercadosP wow true

@jaimemishkin157

3 жыл бұрын

Yess

“It takes less energy to smile than to frown, but it takes more effort to be happy than miserable”

@lusteraliaszero

3 жыл бұрын

this is only half true, the frown thing is a myth

@moniquedamphousse9682

3 жыл бұрын

It takes no effort to be happy. Just decide to be happy. It's like I tell my daughter about luck....everything is 50/50. You either win or you don't. That's life. So you can be happy or you can be sad. It's your choice. But being happy is way more fun.

I laughed HARD at "I think we should meet more often"

8:15 Me: No. By punching and hitting them to release my anger and so that I don’t break my hand by punching a whole in the wall.

I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE DUDE THAT PERFORMED AN APPENDECTOMY ON HIMSELF IN ANTARCTICA!!!

@CYNOLA0809

3 жыл бұрын

It’s really fascinating, look up Dr. Leonid Rogozov

@harasitara

3 жыл бұрын

@@CYNOLA0809 Thanks!

I really wanna hear the story of the doctor performing surgery on himself in Antarctica. Just sayin'....

@amargollamudi3832

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, you and half the comment section. lol

@RecommendedDailyDose

3 жыл бұрын

so do we

@yairagranoff3237

3 жыл бұрын

A Russian mission with only one doctor was sent to Antarctica, the doctor got appendicitis and the only way for him to survive was an appendectomy, so he did it himself using a mirror.

In what world does my doctor see so few people that they are even remotely able to have a connection with me?

I can relate to talking about gross stuff while eating. Parents met in college and went through medical school together so growing up we’d talk about the dissections they’d do on cadavers and fun stuff like that all the time growing up at the dinner table. To this day I still get reminded that some people don’t like talking about gross stuff while eating

Yessss, I do know about that doctor who performed surgery on himself! His name is Leonid Rogozov. But would love to watch you talk about it!

@immanuellayeboah4314

3 жыл бұрын

Was waiting for someone to say it🤣

@pfft3158

3 жыл бұрын

@@immanuellayeboah4314 Agreed🤣🤣

Me: so if I'm uncomfortable with something I can refuse? Doctor: yeah, but we'll try to use reason to get you to do it. ~later~ Doctor: you're dying. Me: no. Doctor: what? Me: I refuse. Doctor: that's not... *sighs.*

@XSemperIdem5

3 жыл бұрын

Actually laughing out loud at this one 😂

@roisinbarry3506

3 жыл бұрын

Omg! Are you a sanders sides fan?!!!!

@amalgamatenull5167

3 жыл бұрын

*S I G H S*

@neerajghuhan1879

3 жыл бұрын

i was the 1000th like. Don't know why....but feels proud

@rebecca5835

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

This was awesome and cool, keep up the awesome work.

Hospital manager: "hey, there's this part of the shift where all the staff need to put on scrubs, what shall we do?" Engineer: "let's use vending machines, you know, the machines that always jam"

@kristypenner2753

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was the other way around. The engineer might have suggested vending machines, but the the manager suggests having as few as possible, as cheaply as possible, which is why they jam. The engineer: 🤦‍♀️

@kristypenner2753

2 жыл бұрын

PS You picture looks a lot like our good friend Daniel aka Dan. Curly reddish hair, huge red beard, tall. He's quite stocky, but I can't see your build very well in the picture.

@turnerd20

2 жыл бұрын

@@kristypenner2753 lol, my hair is thick but not curly it used to be red when I was younger (i'm 31 now) I used to live in Wales then moved to Ireland in 2013 so it's probably not me

@kristypenner2753

2 жыл бұрын

@@turnerd20 nope, definitely not you. That picture is a very good likeness of him, though not perfect.

"Hospitals are extra echo-y, why?" No carpets.

@ChiaraOng

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for answering this! Hahaha

@alfredorotondo

3 жыл бұрын

Guess in France are école-y

@Kisha_can

3 жыл бұрын

They're "school-y? That's not really how jokes work.

@waywardgoddess7219

3 жыл бұрын

My last hospital had carpets in the halls. Like WHY?! That is the last place you want to deal with carpet stains!!

@henriquedominguesjocas599

3 жыл бұрын

Plus they have many flat hard parallel walls, which to say reflect sound very well might be an understatement

“Look at his little head!” Everyone knows Bear’s head is definitely not little.😂

@cowabummer5687

3 жыл бұрын

Smol pupper

@tikisomia3080

3 жыл бұрын

his head is to little....and cute....and Bear is a puppy....all good dogs are puppies forever.....fact lol :D

@mrintheptcruiser

3 жыл бұрын

Hence the name bear😂

@ekramer2478

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrintheptcruiser He is precious!

@mrintheptcruiser

3 жыл бұрын

@@ekramer2478 I agree, but I wasn't doubting that lol

I have an amusing story (for me). Went to the doctor, the woman said I'm high blood. I told her I'm not, I'm just stressed by being there. She came back in 30 minutes to retake my BP and it was normal then. Took me 10 years to have my first stroke, so I consider I won that battle. Please respect the fact this was hard to type with my numb limbs.

Fun fact: "It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile" is the pick up line my (now) Husband used on me to get that initial conversation going. We've been married over 30yrs now.

A nurse asked me during a check up why I said I sleep poorly and wake up often. I said I have 2 kids. She said, "oh, ok. Got it"

@AK-ob9bx

2 жыл бұрын

It could be any factor. Lack of sex from having 2 kids, stress (not from them) or just getting older. Don’t blame your children. Give them some Benadryl and you won’t be bothered

@selyna27

Жыл бұрын

You should have seen the face of my neurologist when she suggested I reduce stress, and I'm like "I have 3 kids..."

*Doctor: Do you exercise?* *Me: CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS!*

@sarasmr4278

3 жыл бұрын

CPR is hard work!

@nononeofit7783

3 жыл бұрын

The only real exercise

@haicoai6269

3 жыл бұрын

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@nononeofit7783

3 жыл бұрын

@@haicoai6269 this... is... ok I guess.

@arielsigalbein3062

3 жыл бұрын

Passed

I wish there were more primary care/family medicine doctors like you out there! Seriously, to have a primary Doctor, who actually cares and works with you as a team to be healthy and be your best self? Sign me up please! 😭

Hospitals are echoey due to every surface being flat and smooth for easy cleaning. No carpet, no wood, no textured surfaces. Most things are built/set up at right angles, too.

Twitter: *tweets false info* Dr. Mike: *BEE WOOP INTENSIFIES*

@veronikako297

3 жыл бұрын

That's Pee-woop ;) P, not B

@fathfez7991

3 жыл бұрын

FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S PEE-WOOP

@mmq4017

3 жыл бұрын

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP PPPPP

@gulnazkhaira5176

3 жыл бұрын

ITS PEEWOOP NOT BEE WOOP :O

@Loccyster

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned it yet, but it's pee-woop, not bee-woop.

I want to hear that story about the doctor who perfumed surgery on himself

@sophiedrawsalot8018

3 жыл бұрын

Brandon YESSSSS

@brandon5058

3 жыл бұрын

Sophie Draws Alot hahahah

@ailisfaleiro3963

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds unprofessional. Why would he spray perfume while performing surgery? ;)

@yazmeansheppard9459

3 жыл бұрын

Same me too hopefully next video

@tituslim4648

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss

Dr Mike: being mordibly obese is a huge risk on your life Me who is sipping red cola and is 138 kg at 13 years old: cant relate at all

@toniroberson232

2 жыл бұрын

so 304 pounds for the USA

I loved that I knew what story u were talking about “the one with the doctor who did surgery on himself”

Dr Mike, I don't understand one thing. Why are shifts at the hospitals so long and many? Isn't it dangerous for the patient? Seems just crazy but it is like that in all countries I know. How are tired doctors and nurses supposed to not make life threatening mistakes?

@haidaramhrez5375

3 жыл бұрын

Because a lot of countries are lacking doctors/nurses. In France or Romania, for exemple, they usually do 24h shifts in the ER

@stephenbeck7222

3 жыл бұрын

One theory is that it’s better for a patient to have minimal shift changes, one doctor or nurse watching over the patient for a long time period even with some fatigue, rather than frequently switching the patient off to a new person who wouldn’t be able to observe subtle changes in the patient that don’t get picked up easily on a chart or computer.

@Vanessa-lw3ol

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you have a lack of staff. Do you really have a choice?

@scotland3373

3 жыл бұрын

Not enough staff, at least where I work.

@sashazahradnikova7701

3 жыл бұрын

I mean in Slovakia there is even an exception to labor laws that doctors and nurses can have much more overtime etc than normally. But that cannot be due to staff shortages, because there are not many open positions. More than staff shortage here is a problem with financing, but on the other hand paying overtime seems to be less economical than hiring another person... Not something you would make law exceptions for...

“I don’t know anyone who eats chips like that. If you do, why?” [finger guns] eating disorder

@bluegirl278

3 жыл бұрын

Boi 😂 do you need some help?

@mossychaossystem920

3 жыл бұрын

I feel called out lol

@ScientistCat

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for cheering me with this *crisp* joke, after I spent the day with a *chip* on my shoulder.

@sgw2885

3 жыл бұрын

U ok?

@mellowdie-deranged

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScientistCat Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha

That little segment with Bear at the end tripped me out, I thought Bear had some super speed or something 🤣🤣 I didn't notice the cut in the video at first

Im pretty sure I seen a video that disproved the smiling vs frowning , if I remember correctly it takes one more muscle to smile then to frown but I could be wrong ! Keep the good work live your videos !

Lady: my husband just swallowed a Paracetamol by mistake, what shall I do? Doctor: give him a headache now, why waste medicine. Hope this made someone laugh, stay safe everyone.

@emilyesnyman

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, sure did!

@mariamatallah1238

3 жыл бұрын

😀

@mariamatallah1238

3 жыл бұрын

Wow i have hever gotten this many likes before thank you all so much. Stay safe eveyone.