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  • @magicalhermitcrab5912
    @magicalhermitcrab59128 ай бұрын

    I'm glad that you addressed the whole "brutally honest" part, because it was the first thing on my mind when OP felt the need to highlight that. Using "brutal honesty" as like a badge of pride is a red flag.

  • @solouno2280

    @solouno2280

    8 ай бұрын

    No surprise why he has to pay... None wants him at the table

  • @TwighlightLugia

    @TwighlightLugia

    8 ай бұрын

    What's that quote about how no one ever seems to use "brutal honesty" as a reason to be complimentary to people? 🤔

  • @bradymenting5120

    @bradymenting5120

    8 ай бұрын

    amazing how people who are described as "brutally honest" only shit on other people's work without apologizing when someone actually has both negative AND positive things to say, they're just referred to as "honest"

  • @Owch-

    @Owch-

    8 ай бұрын

    Bro is PAYING to sit at a table that is being run by a DM who blatantly copied Star wars and sprinkled it with some pseudo-magic flavour. Idk but if you are getting paid 150 per SESSION and expect to be praised for your work or not have at least some criticism, that tells a lot more about you than OP and the rest of the table.

  • @Qilue2179

    @Qilue2179

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Owch- That is fair criticism. But the problem tends to be that people who call themselves "Brutally honest" are the kind of people who want to hide behind honesty as a reason to be an outright asshole instead of actually thinking about and presenting their criticism in a constructive and helpful way. It is the difference between a guy pulling his friend to the side to tell him there is a stain on the seat of his pants and standing in the middle of a room and shouting "Hey Steve! looks like you shit yourself!" both are being Honest, but on is 100x Better than the other.

  • @hiro4344
    @hiro43449 ай бұрын

    Yeah I got the same vibe when the guy said "I'm the brutally honest one." that to me is code for "I'm the asshole." Even if the game was ripped from star wars directly, honestly if the others were having fun I would say let it be. Maybe some people dream of playing through that exact scenario? The DM gave OP chances to leave if he wasn't having fun and OP stuck around to continuously be a jackass and disruptive to the game rather than be mature and make his grievance known after the session.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    Definitely would have made OP look better to just ask for a refund earlier instead of potentially ruining the other players' time. Though DM's stubborn insistence that the campaign is not a rip off Star Wars and the black knight with red sword isn't Darth Vader still looks bad.

  • @emberfist8347

    @emberfist8347

    9 ай бұрын

    I agreed the moment he did the "this is terrorism" crap. I hate seeing that argument. The fortress/Death Star is a valid military target and so is anyone on it.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    I honestly doubt OP actually agreed with that argument, just using it to see if the DM is just railroading the paying party into reenacting Star Wars or if alternate paths were possible. Doesn't help that this version may not have established this empire as deserving of overthrowing.@@emberfist8347

  • @flameofmage1099

    @flameofmage1099

    9 ай бұрын

    Was the DM right to do that? Arguable. Dud it deserve that kind of reaction? No. Though if I was the DM I might have refunded the money.

  • @MadkingLeviticus

    @MadkingLeviticus

    9 ай бұрын

    Agreed. That OP seemed like a self righteous prick through and through. Only fault I take with the DM is not kicking them sooner to salvage what they could of the session for the rest of the players, and (potentially) for not refunding the $25

  • @SithBunny1
    @SithBunny19 ай бұрын

    First story: OP is the AH, but not for the reasons he thinks. There were five other players at that game, and OP just focuses on his own disgust about the rehashed Star Wars plot. He paid $25, but so did five other people. At what point did OP ever try to ask anyone else if they felt the same way as him? If six players join, and five players don't complain about the plot, then it's kind of understood that they want to play that plotline.

  • @WolforNuva

    @WolforNuva

    9 ай бұрын

    That or at least are mature enough to wait for after the session to bring up their problems.

  • @TwighlightLugia

    @TwighlightLugia

    8 ай бұрын

    Honestly I gotta hard disagree with "both people" being the assholes here. I can't possibly imagine what the DM did to make him an asshole, other than I guess not refunding the money. Which, to be quite honest with you, if it were me I would _also_ probably keep brutally honest prick's money and use it to help refund the other 4. Call it the asshole tax.

  • @travishester6859

    @travishester6859

    8 ай бұрын

    @@TwighlightLugiamaybe OP should’ve looked into the DM more, maybe seeing what sort of world he was to play in, idk. But if I paid good money to replay a Star Wars movie I’d be pissed too. OP is nta, the DM is an unoriginal loser who shouldn’t be getting paid. He should be banned from the site for not coming up with his own story

  • @vladgdc

    @vladgdc

    8 ай бұрын

    @@travishester6859 all you said would be true if the DM was honest about the setting and had not promised an original plot. I don't know if he did or not but judging by his Vader response I assume he did promise an originl plot or at least did not communicate on the subject. (A better response when confronted with the acusation that his red sword wielding Black Knight is Vader is to say that, "yes, he is vaderesque, inspired by Vader but don't you want to play and see what twists I've added?")

  • @rileystar2245

    @rileystar2245

    7 ай бұрын

    My main problem is that they didn't address things w/the DM sooner, & in a much more respectful/mature way. Instead of speaking up right away & simply saying "Hey, from what u just described it sounds like ur just going 2 run us through the plot of Star Wars. That isn't what I was told the game was going 2 b & I'm not rlly interested in that, so I would like 2 just get my money back & opt out of this now." which would have allowed them 2 avoid being bored & dissatisfied w/out making things unpleasant 4 every1, they decided 2 stay in the game just so they could inflict their bad attitude on every1 else. Now, the DM didn't handle things well either, cuz when OP got pissy about the Darth Vader knock off they could have just said, "I'm sorry ur not having fun, but this is what I prepared 4 this. If it isn't ur thing that's totally alright. Why don't I just give u a refund & u can leave?" which would have kept things from escalating as much as they did, but I can also understand the DM losing their cool if OP had been trying 2 derail things & being moody the whole time, which OP kind of implied was the case.

  • @crawdkenny
    @crawdkenny9 ай бұрын

    The tension was palpable? More like palpatine-able

  • @certifiedbotfighter3594

    @certifiedbotfighter3594

    9 ай бұрын

    Ba-dum tsss

  • @Shoyro

    @Shoyro

    9 ай бұрын

    *deep breath* Just give me a second. *Cringes*

  • @henryhere

    @henryhere

    9 ай бұрын

    "somehow, the tension returned"

  • @coyotejag7427

    @coyotejag7427

    9 ай бұрын

    @@henryhere "Powerful resurrection spells? Secrets only the wizards knew?"

  • @brianconley7046

    @brianconley7046

    9 ай бұрын

    HEY-OOO!

  • @gwammeh
    @gwammeh9 ай бұрын

    Honestly, while recreating Star Wars beat by beat isn't a *great* look for the DM, I believe him when he says OP was completely ruining the game for everyone else. When telling the story, even OP doesn't note that anyone else seemed bored or upset with DM, and even just reading the story OP sounds kind of exhausting.

  • @WlatPziupp

    @WlatPziupp

    6 ай бұрын

    Considering how OP described himself it wouldn't surprise me a bit if the similarities to star wars were far smaller and further apart than he made it seem

  • @anacsadder
    @anacsadder8 ай бұрын

    8:20 The irony of OP accusing the DM of being the arbiter of fun, while OP is trying to be the arbiter of fun for everyone else at the table, is palpable.

  • @MyFrogEatsPeople

    @MyFrogEatsPeople

    8 ай бұрын

    Seriously! I wanna play a D&D rehash of Star Wars. Why does OP get to decide that isn't fun?

  • @lordbalthosadinferni4384

    @lordbalthosadinferni4384

    7 ай бұрын

    To quote my totally original, $25 per session per player game: "Ironic"

  • @erin8050
    @erin80509 ай бұрын

    His reaction at very end has the same energy as "Annnd that's enough internet for one day."

  • @ZorotheGallade

    @ZorotheGallade

    9 ай бұрын

    "Take us out on an adventure, Dungeon Daddy!" "Enough! Stop with that nickname or I swear I'll drop the highest level monster I can find in the Waifu Manual on your ass"

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@ZorotheGalladeAre you threatening them with a good time?

  • @shadiafifi54

    @shadiafifi54

    9 ай бұрын

    @@ArcCaravan Poor Dungeon -Daddy- Master. Can't get a break.

  • @kirbydude385
    @kirbydude3859 ай бұрын

    That second story with the guy "winning D&D" felt.......off. It had the same vibe as those "and then everybody clapped" stories. Most people aren't just logic'd to silence like that.

  • @Chatedh

    @Chatedh

    8 ай бұрын

    I felt the same thing! To me it was obviously a fake story

  • @Leongon

    @Leongon

    8 ай бұрын

    Witness testimony is the flimsiest kind of evidence for a reason. A lot of these stories are clearly presented with multiple layers of make up even when the were based on real experiences.

  • @robertsampson537

    @robertsampson537

    8 ай бұрын

    Yeah I was calling B.S on that one too. Sounds like someone had a fake scenario in their head and wanted to sound cool for the internet.

  • @kaiserfranzjoseph9311

    @kaiserfranzjoseph9311

    8 ай бұрын

    @@robertsampson537 but did he? to me he sounded more like an comlete asshole

  • @Syurtpiutha

    @Syurtpiutha

    8 ай бұрын

    Not to mention, if this was noobs first experience with D&D, way to turn someone away from the game. 'Had to be done' is questionable.

  • @justanegg8478
    @justanegg84789 ай бұрын

    Did they not realize there’s an entire ruleset for a Star Wars game?

  • @coogerlion

    @coogerlion

    9 ай бұрын

    When all you've got is a hammer...

  • @Draeckon

    @Draeckon

    9 ай бұрын

    More than one, even

  • @emberfist8347

    @emberfist8347

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Draeckon Three to be specific.

  • @insertianameia2224

    @insertianameia2224

    9 ай бұрын

    But then they'd have to come up with their own story line. Yeah they can have it thebstarvwars world and use some of the characters, but like they still then need to make a story. (And whether it is something that might be a fan fiction that fits in between cannon events or as an alt world, he'd also have to decide.

  • @CyborgCharlotte

    @CyborgCharlotte

    9 ай бұрын

    ……I didn’t 😅

  • @dylanmahaffey8920
    @dylanmahaffey89208 ай бұрын

    Can't wait for the twist where the OP finds out the DM is his father.

  • @GarkKahn

    @GarkKahn

    7 ай бұрын

    I don't think so I doubt that's a possibility

  • @u.v.s.5583

    @u.v.s.5583

    4 ай бұрын

    No, no, not the GM but an NPC: the totally random guy in the totally random black mask with totally random heavy breathing and totally random red lightsaber.

  • @andruchung3066

    @andruchung3066

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@GarkKahn I see what you did there

  • @chaos4654
    @chaos46548 ай бұрын

    To be fair... the tropes/concepts surrounding the Death Star are pretty fun to use all at once; 1. Enormous superweapon the heroes wanna raid and disable/destroy. 2. Rescue a captive or number of captives. 3. A dangerous enforcer of the Big Bad shows up to stop the heroes. 4. Big explosion.

  • @DaxOrien

    @DaxOrien

    8 ай бұрын

    Too bad the DM sucked nuggets and couldn't figure out a way to turn that into something unique or even remotely transformative. There HAD to be a princess in the dungeon at the fort? There HAD to be a black knight with a red sword? The OP brought up valid points and the DM should've read the room. He was made. The con was discovered. Hell, randomizing it could've been fun. When you want $25 a head, you better be pretty good and not a copy paste jagoff. Everything you said was loose enough that it should be the template for those trying to copy SW. Weapon. Victims/captives. Right hand to or is the BBEG trying to stop you. Big explosion. It's perfect. You can even mix it up a bit and put the explosion first and do a retaliation plot. Anything! This guy was lazy.

  • @taylordwatson

    @taylordwatson

    8 ай бұрын

    As a DM I borrow from many trope/stories. But if you can't even be the least bit transformative in the opening few session of the campaign AND YOU ARE GETTING PAID... Really just fuck right off with that horse shit. I have the Merry Men from Robin hood in my campaign, but trust me it is going to be VERY different when that arc is done, and TBH they were really different in the beginning too!

  • @jaydenatreides
    @jaydenatreides8 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POINTING OUT THAT COPYING STORYLINES ISNT A BAD THING, I get so tired of hearing "The Author/Writing Critics" constantly talk about how everything is so unoriginal these days when 9/10 their favorite anime/media is definitely copying an aspect of it from something else.

  • @Coffy-chan

    @Coffy-chan

    7 ай бұрын

    There hasn't been an original story in thousands of years. And that's okay.

  • @GarkKahn

    @GarkKahn

    7 ай бұрын

    Yeah most western fantasy is tolkien but with X instead of Y Not that it's a serious problem

  • @Xhumed

    @Xhumed

    2 ай бұрын

    It's not like Star Wars is a wholly original story anyway.

  • @theprinnyranger
    @theprinnyranger9 ай бұрын

    it's not everyday you hear CritCrab give up. That last story though... wow.

  • @AstoundingBoar

    @AstoundingBoar

    8 ай бұрын

    My group is similar. They nicknamed me “Big Daddy DM” and even joked about collectively buying me a DM screen with that engraved in it

  • @unluckyone1655

    @unluckyone1655

    8 ай бұрын

    In my first ttrpg group, we nicknamed our GM "God."

  • @solouno2280

    @solouno2280

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@unluckyone1655was he black and looked like Morgan Freeman?

  • @unluckyone1655

    @unluckyone1655

    8 ай бұрын

    @solouno2280 lol no. He was a SSG and he did have a fairly deep voice.

  • @undercookedsalmon

    @undercookedsalmon

    8 ай бұрын

    @@unluckyone1655he was a super saiyan god?

  • @MelodyTCG
    @MelodyTCG9 ай бұрын

    I like how you showed the faults in what the person posting did as well as the dm I noticed a distinct lack in how the other players felt and the player assumed they were speaking for the rest of them Your pizza analogy summed it up fairly well

  • @ryanrydander1595

    @ryanrydander1595

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah, I really liked the pizza analogy

  • @RazzleTheRed1

    @RazzleTheRed1

    9 ай бұрын

    I kinda disagree, if you chip in to pay for a pepperoni pizza and instead get a Hawaiian you have every right to complain

  • @starofjustice1

    @starofjustice1

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah but I'm *sorta* on OP's side. This is a paid game, I'm not paying to play an obvious knockoff of a movie I could be watching for free.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@RazzleTheRed1Only instead of getting an immediate refund for the mistake, the people who are fine with Hawaiian have their meal disrupted until the pizzeria throws the disturbance out.

  • @redholm

    @redholm

    9 ай бұрын

    @@starofjustice1 Yea. It's the only reason I'm giving OP any leeway in this. Because yea. It's a 25 Dollars per session game. DM is getting paid 150 Bucks for this. He should have just stood up and asked for a refund once he saw it. This kind of game can be plenty of fun. But you don't expect that from a paid game.

  • @KentaroMiyamoto21
    @KentaroMiyamoto219 ай бұрын

    Wait... a D&D campaign that just retells Star Wars. That's the second time a story like this popped up on your channel. Only this DM wasn't even being subtle.

  • @BlackMoonHowls

    @BlackMoonHowls

    9 ай бұрын

    I just like the idea of Star Wars in D&D, basically 2020 and 2021 was the Medieval era of the modern day thanks to the Pandemic and the internet's fascination with coning the term "Bardcore" metal songs made into an old sound, then there was Star Wars and the medieval compositions and Epic medieval remixes that basically almost inspired me to fucking write Star Wars but in Medieval times. Lightsabers would be made from special metal not found on earth but from a comet or meteoroid or something 'mysterious and spacey" that fell to the planet some very long time ago. The Force could be a different form of magic or maybe a divine sense that is only meant for the noble or rich or even the special gifted monks or bad guys. (Jedi or Sith) Do you see where I am going with this? Just listen Battle over Coruscant or some of the others like General Grevious' theme song and you'll know exactly what I mean by what I described; you'll see it too in your minds eye as well. Seeing really is believing, search for the answer within yourself you know it's true.

  • @KentaroMiyamoto21

    @KentaroMiyamoto21

    9 ай бұрын

    @@BlackMoonHowls You're not wrong, but maybe try not to recreate a whole movie with your campaign.

  • @redholm

    @redholm

    9 ай бұрын

    Or at least if you do recreate the entire movie tell the Players that are paying for your services you are doing so. I'm sure you would find plenty that could have fun with that to.

  • @realdragon

    @realdragon

    8 ай бұрын

    To be honest Star Wars is a big hit for a reason. But yeah it should be advertised as "Star Wars but fantasy"

  • @TwighlightLugia

    @TwighlightLugia

    8 ай бұрын

    In a shorter cosmic horror campaign we finished earlier this year, my s/o the DM just straight up used Anton Chigurh as the BBEG. Even recreated a couple scenes directly from the movie. Almost completely unaltered in name, as he changed it to Theodore Chegar. And that campaign _ruled,_ even despite being only about 5 sessions long, we got to close on a really good harrowing note. As for Theodore, he was basically an infant cosmic being who was supposed to be benevolent but was bad at it. Regardless, the success of that campaign probably had to do with the fact that he told us ahead of time. That said, we also are just a trio of people who live together and consider each other family. But still.

  • @starmantheblaziken1453
    @starmantheblaziken14539 ай бұрын

    The video was really quiet to hear until I had to boost the volume on this. Just putting it out there.

  • @CritCrab

    @CritCrab

    9 ай бұрын

    Thanks, noted ✍️🦀👍

  • @Ouvii

    @Ouvii

    9 ай бұрын

    ​​@@CritCrabtip: use an LUFS meter and get your audio somewhere from -15LUFS to -13LUFS (for KZread. Other platforms have different loudness standards). Idk what software you are using, but some programs like Reaper have LUFS normalization that can automatically limit your waveform to the desired loudness level. If your program has LUFS normalization, then be sure to use it. Also, I didn't personally have a problem with the audio level so maybe just ignore everything in this thread ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @cyruscrompton8221

    @cyruscrompton8221

    9 ай бұрын

    ah, great! I felt like I was going insane, its not a huge issue thankfully

  • @juliusnebulus7303

    @juliusnebulus7303

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@CritCrabyooo, you are still alive. Thank god.

  • @DoctorLazers
    @DoctorLazers8 ай бұрын

    Remember, there is no barrier for entry to be a "Pro-DM." Anyone can do it and there's no certification they hand out to be recognized as a good DM. This is why, in my shop, the first game is always free. My brother and I run five games a week at our store on a monthly subscription system. But if you're new to the store, we always let you sit down and play without a charge and then you can decide if we're worth your money. I'm proud to say that 95% of the people that come to our tables are back the next week, ready to sign up and put down money.

  • @scallop933
    @scallop9338 ай бұрын

    Does anyone else think dm #2 taught the player nothing? He just punished him, didnt clarify the issue, and just sent him on his merry way to murder hobo again?

  • @Chatedh

    @Chatedh

    8 ай бұрын

    I felt like the story was completely fake, like it was going to end with everybody clapping at the GM at the end.

  • @SilencedBTM

    @SilencedBTM

    8 ай бұрын

    That or made the person never want to play D&D again.

  • @blackironslayer7228

    @blackironslayer7228

    7 ай бұрын

    If the dude had self awareness he would learn, if not then he's just not going to be a part of it. He essentially kicked him from the group in a very ironic way showing him it was not about winning DnD. If he continues being a murder hobo, it's not the groups problem. They lose a player but they get to continue the campaign

  • @hasenblake

    @hasenblake

    7 ай бұрын

    ​​@@blackironslayer7228 the problem is it's hard to self awareness if player is really noob. And he is: be glad to won DnD is sign. So he just might not know what is good or bad, and he just play like he would if it were videogame. Showing consequences is much better way to teach than metagame like "u won, now leave"

  • @blackironslayer7228

    @blackironslayer7228

    7 ай бұрын

    @@hasenblake The problem is that it derails the campaign for other players. There are so many other stories where the other players pay for murderhobo choices. The good thing to do would be to be patient and try to teach the new player, but the group has no obligation to do such. Consider for a moment that the DM retcons the npc killed coming back to life and the noobs immediate action is to attempt to murder the npc again.

  • @Stefisgarden
    @Stefisgarden9 ай бұрын

    As my creative writing teacher always said: "All the stories have been told. All that matters is how YOU tell it." Stripped down to its core, every story follows one of very few plotlines, but it is your utilization of the tools(tropes) at your disposal that makes your story unique. But you have to actually TRY to tell a unique story; it's not an excuse to just blatantly rip off a popular piece of media and just change up some names.

  • @lahlybird895

    @lahlybird895

    9 ай бұрын

    On the other hand genre bending a popular piece of media is very fun I mean the mere fact that they took a Sci-Fi story and turned it into a fantasy story even if it does have the exact same plot is already different enough that I personally would love it and think it was really cool.

  • @delqyrus2619

    @delqyrus2619

    9 ай бұрын

    The problem is, that these "rules" are not created and every story ever told was told by these rules. The rules where created by analyzing successful stories and take what all of them have in common. It's like looking for what every apple has in common and then complaining that every(successful) apple that you can create is basically the same. Of course there is a difference between "following the fundamentals" and "a shameless rip off".

  • @dashiellgillingham4579

    @dashiellgillingham4579

    9 ай бұрын

    That's kinda a tinsy bit of sophistry sprinkled over the truth, which storytellers like to give out rather than explain the fundamental nature of relayed intercorrollated human experiences within a specific cultural conceptual framework. I've started to give it out less lately since people started pretending that 'originality' is literally taking the average of all words on the internet that match a prompt.

  • @vampire9545

    @vampire9545

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@delqyrus2619so u agree, good stories follow the same few formulae. And shit stories don't

  • @delqyrus2619

    @delqyrus2619

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@vampire9545 I say that these few "formulae" are the smallest thing that many "good stories" have in common. Not everything that follows these is good, not everything that is good follows these "formulae". But a Story is more likely to be good, if it does.

  • @Shane-hx4xp
    @Shane-hx4xp9 ай бұрын

    5:03 in my last campaign I DMd there was an argument in RP that went on for about 30. It got so intense that I did have to find a spot to break character to make sure that it was actually RP and not the players starting to get upset.

  • @GarkKahn

    @GarkKahn

    7 ай бұрын

    In my group it's so common that once someone from outside got mad at us for acting like that and then we cut rp for a second to tell him "bro what's your problem? we're having fun peacefully over here, just chill already" For outsider must feel like witnessing a massacre but then finding out they all agree to do it for fun, and nobody is actually angry I compare it to a sane person being the crazy one among a bunch of insane people

  • @jennydorrance1884
    @jennydorrance18849 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of when I (DM) was trying to do a one shot with me group where they have to save the town from this monstrous pile of flesh I made the mistake of hireing them to "find out what is happening to the missing townfolk" They figured out the monster was eating them and demanded payment without killing the monster. We had a heated debate in character to try and get them to fight the monster. It ended when the Bard tried to get the town motivated to fight for themselves by singing "The Mob Song" from beauty and the beast. I waited until they sang the "Its time to follow meee!" Line to say they successfully inspired the town to follow you into battle against the monster. We still talk about this years later

  • @ryanrydander1595
    @ryanrydander15959 ай бұрын

    He really straight up remade a death star xD The flaming sword dude in black armor was just overkill. Also, I think that the person who "Won D&D" was hilarious in that the DM made him feel elated and proud of himself as a roundabout way of kicking him out of the session. Extremely harsh, but if a murderhobo is going to drive a story completely off the rails by killing people soon as they meet them, yeah something has to be done

  • @5daboz

    @5daboz

    9 ай бұрын

    I would want an information if it was communicated in advance it is going to be a linear story. I would probably try to first stop him and explain to him what he is doing. If he would continue, use the world. He just killed someone, even more so, a nobleman, I am sure there is more than enough methods to explain to him that there is no AI to outsmart, GM is watching and he does have only one life to play with, no save games. I would probably kick him if he would be at the same time causing trouble to the rest of the group, but this just sounds too basic and a bit ... odd. How old was that player? How can you manage to tell someone s/he won DnD and s/he believes it? Some serious groundwork is missing here.

  • @BlackMoonHowls

    @BlackMoonHowls

    9 ай бұрын

    @@5daboz It's like winning GTA Online, you don't. Simple as that and age is but a number it is how the person is mentally or acts and carries themselves. Something something something ego mania I think, perhaps.

  • @solouno2280

    @solouno2280

    8 ай бұрын

    Just let them kill two random NPCs, then describe the third one as either one of their childhood friends or a guy you obviously should not mess with, if they still try to, then "roll for initiative" and let them fight against someone 8 lvls above them. Yes, nothing would be worse than turning that murder hobo into Vegeta and your quest giver into Gary fucking Oak

  • @filthycasual6118

    @filthycasual6118

    8 ай бұрын

    @@5daboz Maybe it'd help to look at the player's motivations. The murderhobo who's just trying to accrue large quantities of powerful gear, or a horde's worth of gold, isn't doing it to pursue some story-based end goal. Killing a nobleman because they might have lots of gold sounds like they're approaching the game like a... game: with points, high scores, and win-conditions. Letting them "win" D&D is intended to reinforce that that's not what this group's about. The noob maybe didn't understand what was going on, and wasn't responding to correction.

  • @Lotan_

    @Lotan_

    7 ай бұрын

    IF OP's retelling of the situation is accurate. I notice a suspicious lack of details being given in these supposed copies. The knight has black armour and a flaming sword, bit what is his backstory? His personality? His motivations? The other comparisons are also glossed over and stripped to the superficial similarities. I note a Han Solo expy is also absent. Things can be twisted a lot by biased retellings, and given how the OP behaved and described themself, I don't trust their account to be honest. Ironically, no one is more willing to be dishonest than the "brutally honest" types.

  • @TheOtherGuys2
    @TheOtherGuys28 ай бұрын

    There are really only a few stories, and they've all been told before. Boiled down, they are "Get to the place" (The Odyssey), "Win the heart" (The Iliad), "Get revenge" (Cain and Abel), "Find the thing" (Jason and the Golden Fleece), and "Save the world" (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure). Yes I stole that from somewhere. The "Hero's Journey" combines many of those threads into a recognizable pattern with little variations.

  • @galion1991
    @galion19919 ай бұрын

    OP was absolutely the asshole here. His behavior is equivalent to sitting down in a movie theater, not liking the movie, screaming about how he doesn't like it for half the runtime and finally throwing his popcorn at the screen before being escorted out, only to go back to the cashier and demand a refund after. Even if the movie was some derivative corporate schlock, it doesn't excuse or justify this behavior. If he acted like a decent human and just said "excuse me, I'm just not enjoying what you're going for here. You guys have fun" after the first ~15 minutes and left, he would have a better chance of getting a decent response when asking for refund later.

  • @emberfist8347

    @emberfist8347

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah I lost sympathy for OP when he pulled the "the death star attack is terrorism" card. Some people need to learn the definition of words and the laws and customs of war to know why this doesn't count as terrorism.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@emberfist8347Definitely counts as treason.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    Great theater metaphor for why OP was wrong here. Still petty of the DM to insist and only care about being called unoriginal.

  • @emberfist8347

    @emberfist8347

    9 ай бұрын

    @@ArcCaravan No that is not the definition of treason either.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    Still attacking the ruling power which is usually illegal, regardless of what words are used to define it.@@emberfist8347

  • @MyLoneTravel
    @MyLoneTravel9 ай бұрын

    I have put down playing dnd for a while now but still enjoyed you making these videos for me to listen at work. Thanks, dude.

  • @fred_derf
    @fred_derf9 ай бұрын

    The proper way to handle noob murder-hobos (i.e. people who are ignorantly ruining the game, not people who are deliberately ruining the game) is to hold them responsible in the game. You attack the Nobel? His bodyguards (oh, you didn't notice his body guards?) attack you and either kill you outright, or capture you and turn you over to the law who puts you on trial and then executes you. Or, you find out that the Nobel is a much higher level character than you and he kills you in self-defense himself. Although the "you won D&D" is funnier, I doubt he learned anything by it -- other than you are kind of a jerk.

  • @pat2100

    @pat2100

    9 ай бұрын

    As someone who hasn't played DND and this is my only exposure that's definitely what I would've got from that experience lmao

  • @tarotsushima3332

    @tarotsushima3332

    9 ай бұрын

    If that last story's even real, all that got was a new player chastised from playing the game even if he did self reflect on his behaviour so congrats to that DM I suppose.

  • @LizBlizzard

    @LizBlizzard

    9 ай бұрын

    This is giving in-game consequences to out-of-game problems. It doesn't "teach the guy a lesson" any more than the whole "you won D&D" does. It just forces the rest of the party to sit through watching their playtime be wasted as the DM focuses on giving consequences to the problem player's actions, at the expense of their fun and storytelling. The best way to handle murderhobos is to pause the game when they try to do something murderhobo-y, tell them that doing so is frowned upon and would cause a domino effect of consequences and derail the plot the rest of the party is pursuing, and that they should play nice and keep the other players' fun in mind, or stop playing. This way you've wasted maybe 5m of everybody's time, not hours or potentially sessions.

  • @fred_derf

    @fred_derf

    8 ай бұрын

    @@LizBlizzard How is playing out the results of the character's actions in game, an out-of-game problem? _"It just forces the rest of the party to sit through watching their playtime be wasted as the DM focuses on giving consequences to the problem player's actions [...]"_ What player action are you talking about? I'm talking about what the *character does in game* having *in game consequences.*

  • @LizBlizzard

    @LizBlizzard

    8 ай бұрын

    @@fred_derf When the player makes their character perform an action that the rest of the party does not want them to perform (such as murderhoboing), that's a problem with the player. The player chose to do an action without considering how it would affect the rest of the party. That's an out-of-character problem. If the entire party (and DM) approves of having the CG Rogue steal something, but they fail their check, and they need to deal with the consequences as a team, that's good and positive in-character behavior that warrants in-character consequences. Same if the entire party approves of the Paladin smiting that one asshole noble who's been oppressing the town, knowing full well that'll make them wanted criminals, and so on. The problem with a murderhobo is that they're controlling their characters, and making them perform actions that go against what the rest of the party wishes to happen in-game. That's, again, an out-of-character problem. The character does not exist without the player, the character does nothing without the player, so it cannot be a "character problem."

  • @xryeau_1760
    @xryeau_17608 ай бұрын

    The DM from the first story lowkey sounds like a scammer: Bland campaign, dishonest narrative, no refunds, and it stopped halfway through the first session. If anyone sold a product or service other than a TTRPG campaign in this same manner they would be called a scammer and would potentially have been sued

  • @StSubZero

    @StSubZero

    8 ай бұрын

    @xryeau_1760 It's exactly why I would NEVER pay a DM I don't know to run a game for me. Nothing is stopping them from running off with your money nor does anything promise they'll live up to their price. No boss nor guild to answer to, no promise of a refund, an because an RP session has subjective quality, it's not possible to objectifly claim "Your honor, this man gave me a bad session and owes me my money back!" Den of the Drake once said one's DMing style isn't something you can really market because even if you're a good DM, your style might not be something a paying player might enjoy. An LSG is better, at least a DM there has to answer to a store owner since no SO will tolerate their customers being short handed.

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves9 ай бұрын

    Sir Vader: "You may escape me, but you cannot escape the Force..." Not Luke: "Yes, Daddy." Vader: "...How did you know that?"

  • @u.v.s.5583

    @u.v.s.5583

    4 ай бұрын

    Not Luke: I searched my feelings?

  • @jackzed2020
    @jackzed20209 ай бұрын

    A very important sentence: Speaking without forethought is NOT speaking the brutal truth

  • @lorewalkermaohao4602
    @lorewalkermaohao46029 ай бұрын

    I once ran a game that was just the Warcraft setting. While everything was set in motion to follow the plot of the games, the players had full agency in what to do. A couple players knew exactly what was going to happen and exploited it by trying to derail things. Little did they know that I had planned on that and they now had a great time in this alternate timeline of the warcraft universe. Specifically, they killed Arthas before he became the Lich King and took his runeblade. The PC that took the blade failed a check and was now convinced he needed to go to Northrend to save the spirits of his ancestors and started taking Death Knight levels (homebrew class). Sadly the game fizzled out before they ever got that far. I think something similar should have occurred here. The player knows this is Star Wars. Why not use that to his advantage? Convince the rest of the party to turn against the rebels, maybe work with the DM to become an imperial informant, maybe take the rebels' focus elsewhere. There is so much to be done without just whining. Though to be honest, the DM should've just said "lol yeah, I'm basing this off of Star Wars" and be fine with the players trying to take their own route in the story.

  • @cubescihist6737

    @cubescihist6737

    8 ай бұрын

    Your Warcraft campaign sounds pretty cool!

  • @fitz8923
    @fitz89238 ай бұрын

    Every time they call you Dungeon Daddy, just roll a d10. Then write down the result. Even if it doesn't actually go to anything. When they ask, "what are you rolling for?" Answer truthfully, "nothing."

  • @khyteondemand
    @khyteondemand9 ай бұрын

    admittedly I would have leaned in so hard on that first one. Just like. blatantly assuming that out of the whole party I am Luke. And then I would have called the Vader-alike daddy ;D

  • @thatguy8711
    @thatguy87115 ай бұрын

    The extremely convincing old man voice you put on for knockoff Kenobi caught me off guard.

  • @resonantdock
    @resonantdock8 ай бұрын

    That ain't Darth Vader, that's Daisu Beida 💀

  • @LimeofTheLord
    @LimeofTheLord9 ай бұрын

    The Dm has the morals of palpatine and the body of Jabba

  • @mikaroni_and_cheez

    @mikaroni_and_cheez

    9 ай бұрын

    Absolutely vile insult XD

  • @liaml.e.5964

    @liaml.e.5964

    9 ай бұрын

    ND JarJar's wit

  • @emberfist8347

    @emberfist8347

    9 ай бұрын

    No that is OP for insinuating that attacking a military fortress is terrorism.

  • @dr3dg352

    @dr3dg352

    9 ай бұрын

    OP is the Sith Lord of that story.

  • @henryhere

    @henryhere

    9 ай бұрын

    That's too nice man, at least palpatine was smart.

  • @Raimazuki
    @Raimazuki7 ай бұрын

    DM fucked up. I would feel insulted if i was supposed to pay for OG story,only to figure out dude went "let's copy the whole thing,quick money"

  • @DH-xw6jp
    @DH-xw6jp8 ай бұрын

    "If you all chip in for a pizza, you don't get to throw it all away because you don't like pepperoni." Fair enough, but what if you chip in for pizza and then they bring you chinese food? Because that is what happens when you order DnD and get StarWars instead.

  • @gorgeouszan
    @gorgeouszan9 ай бұрын

    6:15 too true, it's face-palming how often people try to say they're a critic but never actually offer any criticism whatsoever just trash talk and bad-mouthing. That said, OP is totally the asshole, DM may have been unoriginal, but he wasn't the bad guy imo. People together could have said they didn't want to play it and ask for a refund but my OPs statement he's the only one that was throwing a fit and ruined the mood for everyone invovled.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    I'd say DM's stubborn vehement refusal to admit he's ripping off Star Wars for a group who's paying him $125 makes him bad here, though OP isn't much (if at all) better. We don't know if the other player's actually liked the campaign or not, just that they said nothing. DM seemed more concerned with not being called unoriginal than OP ruining everyone's time complaining.

  • @gorgeouszan

    @gorgeouszan

    9 ай бұрын

    @@ArcCaravan while I'm sure he was annoyed by that the impression im getting is he just wanted to play the game, which he was being paid to do. I really can't find any fault in the DM here. Even copying Star Wars isn't a justification for the OP's antics.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    8 ай бұрын

    @@gorgeouszan If DM was honest about having players pay for a blatant Star Wars knockoff, I'd be more sympathetic to the DM. Otherwise I can't see either side as any better or worse, just one player reacting badly to something expected to be worth $25.

  • @MadkingLeviticus

    @MadkingLeviticus

    8 ай бұрын

    @@ArcCaravan I disagree. There's a huge difference between saying, "That's not Vader. If you don't like it then leave" and throwing a massive tantrum at the table after being unable to derail it.

  • @Str8jacket192
    @Str8jacket1929 ай бұрын

    As a person that has never watched Star Wars, i can confirm that wasn't Darth Vader.

  • @wesleystockford2616
    @wesleystockford26168 ай бұрын

    As soon as they got to the fortress, "I cast fireball at the exhaust port."

  • @rossjohnstone4689
    @rossjohnstone46899 ай бұрын

    Whenever critcrab uploads, my shift at work cant go by fast enough :3

  • @CritCrab

    @CritCrab

    9 ай бұрын

    Thank you 🦀💞

  • @aeroosprey
    @aeroosprey9 ай бұрын

    If I had a nickel for every time CritCrab covered a story involving a DM that recycled the plot of Episode 4 for their campaign, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.

  • @lorddreemurr
    @lorddreemurr9 ай бұрын

    What makes the death star cool? First: Giant killing machine Second: 2 meter exhaust port flaw Third: "Thats no moon...."

  • @GeneralArin

    @GeneralArin

    8 ай бұрын

    Agree but just for exercise sake, to abstract that 3. A base or machine so massive that it initially looks like just a piece of the scenery that the base or machine is on, not the machine itself with the slowly dawning realization that 1. This is a murder machine on a scale so unfathomably big it's way more than the characters bargained for and fills them with dread but 2. There's a small and unassuming weakness that normally would be overlooked, but might be leveraged for a risky and daring plan to use it in an unconventional way to destroy the machine through guile and determination Rather than brute force

  • @lorddreemurr

    @lorddreemurr

    8 ай бұрын

    @@GeneralArin right on the money with this. It's the perfect kind of thing to put into your own game!

  • @debaucherie
    @debaucherie9 ай бұрын

    I love it when my favorite RPG story channels puts out a new video in time for my commute!! Thanks CritCrab :)

  • @somerandomdude3729
    @somerandomdude37299 ай бұрын

    Since the "DnD Starwars" is an AMTA story, I'd say everyone sucks. The OP's frustration is understandable yes but he doesn't need to be an ass about it. The DM should also have tried to deescalate things rather than feed the fire. Critcrab is very right when calling both the OP and the DM the villains here.

  • @OxyMauron
    @OxyMauron9 ай бұрын

    Thank you for the video, Crab Daddy.

  • @lucasvyner1502
    @lucasvyner15028 ай бұрын

    Yeah that 1st story is................... if i knew my DM was getting several hundred dollars to run a campaign (the story indicates it was $25 a session and would be multiple sessions) while he was literally just reskinning a movie instead of using some creativity(edit: and it wasn't advertised beforehand, like in session 0) i'd want out by session 2 as well. If it was a forever/free DM i'd just try and have fun with it.

  • @GryphStone
    @GryphStone8 ай бұрын

    What CC was saying at 4:43 shows up in one of my current campaigns. We have characters who absolutely do not agree, and will have heated debates. After the session we talk about how much fun those were, and how while the character might hate/dislike the other character, player most definitely loves them. It's been such fun, and it has helped build up the whole story to such a huge degree.

  • @roercula8425
    @roercula84258 ай бұрын

    I would be the proudest DM if my players call me "Dungeon Daddy~ u.u" regularly.

  • @chaoticoldbore
    @chaoticoldbore9 ай бұрын

    Years ago I had a friend who as a great GM and group of friends/players. We played many TTRPGs together including D&D, Cyberpunk 2020, Rifts and GURPS, amongst others. Within GURPS we used the Discworld supplement (we were all fans of the late great Sir Terry Pratchett). then with in that he ran 2 really good campaigns one based on Star Wars and one based on superheroes (10 years pre the beginning of the MCU) and we has a ball playing both. It did help we were prewarned about themes and were totally on board.

  • @zearrak5704
    @zearrak57049 ай бұрын

    ok i just love how abruptly this video ended. that is comedy gold there to me. first story yeah i am more on the op's side than the dm's but i wanna know what the other players had to say

  • @theramsden8873
    @theramsden88739 ай бұрын

    Hah! One of my friends has been working on the UI for dungeon full dive, nice to see it here Great stories by the way! Favourite one is the noob one, sometimes you need a bit of tough love

  • @gorvarhadgarson5227
    @gorvarhadgarson52279 ай бұрын

    You know...if the DM was worth his salt, he would turn the plot of A New Hope on its head. What if Luke said screw it and joined the Empire?

  • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

    @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

    7 ай бұрын

    Instead of Luke Skywalker he becomes Grand Admiral Thrawn.

  • @henrymartinvo
    @henrymartinvo9 ай бұрын

    That second story DM sounds like a complete tool. I can't imagine their "congratulations" being spoken in anyway but spiteful sarcasm. And the player was kicked out?! I expected a wholesome resolution where the DM ends the bit by making the player promise to change. Instead, they just kicked out the noob in the most childish, kids' show way imaginable. Also, the first story's OP is a total dick. Some snarky teen who thinks he's the only one who caught on to the obvious copycatting. No one else cared to complain, he should've let it be or leave without making such a scene

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    Definitely iffy how those OPs handled their situation, though the opposite didn't do much better.

  • @CyberDrewan
    @CyberDrewan9 ай бұрын

    I definitely think the player should have stuck out the session. While it’s obvious that the DM was using the story structure of Star Wars, we’ll never know if that was going to be true all the way through to the end. Personally, I kinda want to see it all the way through, to see if he’d do anything different, like the Kenobi character actually being an actual terrorist, and they just kidnapped the princess instead of saving her. I would have also really liked to see how the DM ran the last act, where the fighters attacked the Death Star. Would it have been changed to an infiltration mission, or would they have to fly in on griffins or something? If the DM pulls out airships or something very similar to the movie, I could see this being a good time to call the DM for copying too much from Star Wars, as they never seemed to use any kind of ship previously. I also agree with CritCrab that while the OP paid for the game, the other players also paid. Who’s to say they weren’t having fun? If the OP was the only one voicing their dissatisfaction, maybe the other players didn’t mind or even wanted to play this “diet Star Wars”, especially if they weren’t very confident about role playing. While I can still see the argument that the DM was lazy and just plagiarized Star Wars, I honestly don’t think OP gave him enough of chance to prove that the story was more about than that.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure OP questioning Kenobi was giving DM a chance to prove they aren't paying $25 for a cheap reenactment. The DM responses being salty rage at being called out doesn't really build trust in a potential twist worth waiting for. Though true on OP not really considering how the other players felt about the campaign and arguments, that damages their side. Honestly trusting DM feels like falling into the mood tabletop horror story trap of "hopefully it'll improve" until you realize you're better off leaving, especially since these are costing money.

  • @emberfist8347

    @emberfist8347

    9 ай бұрын

    @@ArcCaravan Except didn't give salty rage just point out the flaws in OP's logic.

  • @943shooter
    @943shooter8 ай бұрын

    Story 1: yes the DM not being original sucks but OP could have left after session 1 instead of sticking around. $25 isnt a lot long term and if the other players like it then OP is the odd man out and a total Ahole Story 2: gave me an idea, nobles have magic items to protect themselves or are skilled themselves. Like a necklace that has a modified faeire fire that marks you and every guard has your picture sent directly to them. And a ring that has a high end life transference, where the damage done to the attacker is sent to the noble for heals. And maybe a ring of teleport or misty step for good measure. Nobles make bank, show it. 3rd: sorry DM its your name now

  • @Shageru47
    @Shageru472 ай бұрын

    About the whole stealing thing. My DM stole his base plot from the first Borderlands game. We figured that out pretty quick and we all had a great laugh about it. He didn't mind. He laughed with us. We still play in that campaign and have the time of our lives.

  • @andrewdriver3318
    @andrewdriver33189 ай бұрын

    First story, guy you are the player. You have the agency, make the story about whatever you want. So what if it is Star Wars? DM did you a favor by dropping you in a familiar world and plot that you know so you don't have to expend extra brain power on that part. Use that free capital to exercise your agency within this framework. What if Luke decided to team up with his father overthrow the Empire to establish themselves as the ruling Dynasty? What if he decided to for go the rebellion completely and go full space pirate with Solo? Go ham.

  • @phabiorules

    @phabiorules

    8 ай бұрын

    I think that was the issue with the DM. OP did start playing into that, but the DM essentially said “follow the story or leave.” It wouldn’t have been too bad, but it seems the DM was pretty bent on railroading.

  • @kartorrent7496
    @kartorrent74965 ай бұрын

    5:54 Quotes from people with red blades: “Ah, you deny the weapon it’s purpose!” “It yearns to bathe in the blood of its enemies, but you hold it back!” “Can you hear that?” “DokTOR… I think it’s time for Jack TO LETTERIP!” “O.K… Let’s DANCE!” “Get ready for this!” “(Smugly smiles towards camera),”

  • @Mothman1992
    @Mothman19928 ай бұрын

    If everybody chips in for a pizza you don't get to throw it away because you don't like pepperoni. But if you're not going to eat pepperoni pizza they shouldn't ask you to pitch in for the double pepperoni thin crust

  • @New2DM2
    @New2DM27 ай бұрын

    The best part about your final piece of advice is the absolute acknowledgement that the first answer will absolutely be, "Yes, Daddy."

  • @StarLee_
    @StarLee_9 ай бұрын

    You know its a good day when critcrab uploads

  • @Notbatman374
    @Notbatman3748 ай бұрын

    Nothing wrong pulling from media. I am in one group where we have 2 dms. One runs a pretty standard game but doesnt always have time to plan a session. The 2nd dm usuall then jumps in with an improvised game. our 2nd dm bases every improv session after a different movie. Part of the fun is guessing what movie were in. If we guess and can sneak in a quote from the correct movie, we get inspiration. So far we've done die hard, home alone, back to the future and clue. It's been a blast.

  • @winterlock1576
    @winterlock15769 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the upload crab Daddy

  • @LordTeaboBaggins
    @LordTeaboBaggins8 ай бұрын

    For what it’s worth, I’d have been pissed too. But honestly not as pissed off as OP. I’d have least stuck around to see how the climactic TIE- Fighter Vs X-Wing climax would play out in a D&D setting. Also, as the Bible states in Ecclesiastes 1:9- “ All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing. 9 What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.” So even in historical times, it was known that nothing is truly original

  • @duckykevkev4337
    @duckykevkev43377 ай бұрын

    The second story gives so little context that it just sounds like gatekeeping someone new from finding the real fun of dnd

  • @krazedkoi
    @krazedkoi8 ай бұрын

    The last story+outtro were perfect. Total chef's kiss

  • @xherdos400
    @xherdos4009 ай бұрын

    New Video nice, though maybe up the Mic Volume next time XD had to put you from 20% Video volume to 100% :P

  • @CritCrab

    @CritCrab

    9 ай бұрын

    Noted. Thanks! ✍️🦀

  • @thalesanastacio760
    @thalesanastacio7609 ай бұрын

    I mean, playing royalty free star wars does sound like fun

  • @MandalorV7
    @MandalorV78 ай бұрын

    If you want to find a great example of a D&D rules inspired game taking inspiration from the original Star Wars plot, look no further than Knights of the Old Republic 1. The game starts out with the good guy ship being attacked, but the main hero has to fight his way off the ship. The princess has been replaced by a talented but overconfident Jedi who has been captured by gangsters. Then later on the Death Star has been replaced in the plot by the Star Forge, a massive space factory instead of a super weapon. And instead revealing that the big bad was related the main hero, the main hero learns they were once the big bad's mentor and friend. Its enough to follow the same story beets but made the story feel fresh at the time too.

  • @Sanodi21
    @Sanodi219 ай бұрын

    First story, I don't think you can really compare it everyone chipping in and getting a pepperoni pizza. It's like paying for something fancy together and what you get is a knock off from Temu. He paid $25 and got knock of Star Wars. While I wouldn't say it excuses OP's behavior, he is entitled to something better for that kind of money and so does the rest of the party.

  • @RazzleTheRed1

    @RazzleTheRed1

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah my thoughts exactly, if we wanna go back to the pizza analogy it's like paying for a pepperoni and then expecting to be happy when they bring you a Hawaiian pizza instead. I don't see the OP having done much wrong to be honest, especially when there's a not insubstantial amount of money involved.

  • @edwardcalvo4047

    @edwardcalvo4047

    9 ай бұрын

    I think it would be different if OP had left earlier when he realized the game wasn't for him but he instead spent the whole time trying to detail it and complain at every chance, to me those behaviors make him a problem and fits the everyone chipped in for a pizza and he didn't like pepperoni

  • @BlackMoonHowls

    @BlackMoonHowls

    9 ай бұрын

    @@RazzleTheRed1More like you hound them to deliver a fucking pizza to your house they can't effing find it, Pizza Hut and Dominoes BOTH can't find a tree in a forest cause of their shitty GPS. Been ordering Pizzas for a very long time then all of a sudden it's like they are afraid to deliver, and then BLAME you and tell you not to ever call them again, blacklisted. Fuck Pizza make that shit yourself. OR you find a good place and then all of a sudden their pizza prices SKYROCKET even before the actual inflation. Like I said fk pizza places they are ALL a scam.

  • @BlackMoonHowls

    @BlackMoonHowls

    9 ай бұрын

    Never you mind Door Dash and Uber Eats being shit.

  • @ArcCaravan

    @ArcCaravan

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm guessing for OP to be considered less guilty they'd have to try getting the refund before he got kicked or considered the other players' opinions on the standard knock-off. Or in the pizza analogy, don't disturb everyone else's meal until you get thrown out the pizzeria.

  • @Chatedh
    @Chatedh9 ай бұрын

    The first story... Honestly, the main mistakes the GM commited was not kicking the OP earlier and not giving them their money back. Other than that, the fault is completely on the OP, a complete ass.

  • @mulchmouth

    @mulchmouth

    9 ай бұрын

    Completely agree. As soon as I heard the "I'm just brutally honest," I knew that OP was being an ass. You can have legitimate frustrations but being massively dramatic about it won't yield the results you want.

  • @Hughes81

    @Hughes81

    9 ай бұрын

    Since were only getting OP's version, I'm curious as to how much it actually was "just Star Wars". I feel like a lot of people today are quick to jump on someone for being just like xyz no matter how close it is or not

  • @NarwhalEntertainment

    @NarwhalEntertainment

    6 ай бұрын

    I disagree with giving OP their money back. If he has just left? Sure, but ruining the game for the other paying players? Consider it an asshole tax.

  • @BlackMoonHowls
    @BlackMoonHowls9 ай бұрын

    0:29 No effing way that looks so damned cool, dude. Sick sponsorship my guy.

  • @littletoe8408
    @littletoe84088 ай бұрын

    Hey crabby my boy! I have a suggestion for merch, you should make a dice set that had the crit crab on the baggie and make the d20 have a claw for the 1 and a crown for the 20. Make the die black with red writing and you could have another set where the die is white with blue writing. PLEASE?!?! Ill buy 4 sets for my group, we love watching your videos together before and after sessions

  • @1Kapuchu100
    @1Kapuchu1009 ай бұрын

    That infographic you're referring to, Critcrab, is the meta narrative of the "Hero's Journey", which is a framework for a story that is about as old as time itself. Or at least, as old as humanity's art of storytelling. The Epic of Gilgamesh, the oldest piece of litterature, arguably fits this framework as well. Edit: And a few minutes later he namedrops it as well. Seems my explanation was not needed !

  • @etcetera1995

    @etcetera1995

    9 ай бұрын

    Uh, the Hero's Journey was made up by one dude who crowbarred countless stories that were nothing alike to fit his preconceptions of a nonexistent monomyth. Only modern stories resemble it closely, and that's because modern authors use it as framework.

  • @Catalyst375

    @Catalyst375

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@etcetera1995Yep. The biggest mistake you can make is to buy into the idea that the "Hero's Journey" is so fundamental. There do exist other story structures, and no true "monomyth" exists. As it happens, the "Hero's Journey" became so mainstream partly because Lucas claimed he used it for Star Wars, IIRC.

  • @freedoomed
    @freedoomed8 ай бұрын

    i only re-use movie plots for my campaigns, it's up to the players if they want to follow the film or figure out what else they can do.

  • @drayerdx8958
    @drayerdx89588 ай бұрын

    I did a post apocalyptical campaign, was intentionally loaded with cameos of unimportant characters from Water World, Mad Max, and other various films. The group loved interacting with these bizarre knock-offs and even begged to see certain archetypes in others. The game wound up going for almost a year in which the group had their own compound and a series of said characters hired out in different posts, the ones they didn't slaughter anyhow. The entire campaign had none of these characters, but the scenes such as the aircraft carrier stuck and shored, used as a fortress provided a perfect opportunity for "6 inches of the black goo left!" from a small man on a raft floating in a mass of black liquid located at the bottom of the base. It was those references and jokes that made that campaign something we all still talk about when seeing each other again after time has passed.

  • @nat1prodctions553
    @nat1prodctions5538 ай бұрын

    I had a DM who stole some ideas from a book series I'd never heard of. When my character became a paladin he litterally took an oath that was word for word from the book. When I learned this I wasn't upset I actaully immediately found myself attached to the character who held this. Oath it was less "omg can't believe my dm did this:l" and more "hey I remember this! Oh wow this guy's like I was!"

  • @Th3BigBoy
    @Th3BigBoy5 ай бұрын

    I don't know anything about DnD beyond a few of these videos. But I findtgese stories so damn funny that I can't stop listening.

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting51208 ай бұрын

    Oddly enough, my DMing experience has always been starting with a derivative idea, but it always morphs into something completely different as I develop the rest of the story, like a Ship of Theseus like "fantasy darth vader? ok. black armored knight with red sword... but what if instead of a person he's an automaton, and instead of the force he's got some kind of gravity magic... and instead of the death star it's an airship with the same gravity magic holding it up... and if you manage to disable the black automaton it'll ground the airship enough to board. also it's got a heat ray that ties in to the glowing hot sword..." eventually it turned into a remnant of a forgotten war, cursed to continue fighting for all eternity as its masters all died, and the automaton core that controls the airship and android army just wants to die. it continues to struggle against its programming to help the party kill it so it can finally rest.

  • @philipozminkowski8200
    @philipozminkowski82008 ай бұрын

    It's true you can't not plagiarize as a DM. My girlfriend last DnD game asked me if I was taking inspiration from underworld. I'm like... what's underworld? It hard not to be similar to something else.

  • @PsychotoasterProd

    @PsychotoasterProd

    6 ай бұрын

    It was a few of years ago, I spent a few weeks working out this adventure for our Star Wars game. Loads of notes, lots of twists, pretty cool. Then like three days before I ran the adventure, an episode of Doctor Who dropped and completely made me look like I was shamelessly ripping them off.

  • @rustedone2807
    @rustedone28078 ай бұрын

    Some of the most fun I’ve had playing Advanced Dungeons and Dragons was during the “1st edition (the AD&D hardback game), in the Grayhawk setting. A module called “The Land Beyond the Magic Mirror”. It was an inspired re-envisioning of the “Alice in Wonderland” story involving various trials and tribulations that were automatically integrated into that story. Lots of fun noticing recognizable features and overcoming game related traps, puzzles, and combat. Edited to add: “Winning DND”, had a similar situation many years ago in which the plot-NPC was killed by a dunderific-duo of murder hobos (though we didn’t know/use that terminology yet), so the DM made him into a revenant that could not rest until it’s objective was completed or it had murdered both of its killers. Made for an interesting game in which the two murder hobos kept screaming at the party to ‘protect them, protect them’ that they were innocent and ‘it’s just a game!’

  • @The_gaming_gazimon
    @The_gaming_gazimon6 ай бұрын

    Dungeon fulldive definitely reminds me of that one mission from Fable 3 as for first OP's issues with the DM, they should have gone to their payment method and done a chargeback on the payment over it

  • @celsiuskelvon6328
    @celsiuskelvon63288 ай бұрын

    This came out perfectly since in two weeks we i start a Star Wars campaign set during the Old Republic setting. Players are - Zamzu the Jawa Scout. Togal the Hurglic Engineer. Paige the Deveronian Bounty Hunter Quinn Hansen the Twi'lek Pilot And Aina the Human Urchain with a cybernetic left hand and left eye.

  • @GarkKahn
    @GarkKahn7 ай бұрын

    For the noob murderhobbo story i compare it to myself during work and whenever i have to take care of a kid or just found one by chance while walking on the street With the former i respond with a punch directed to their face while i go easy on the later telling them to cut it or calm down Reason? Well... My coworkers are full grown adults and should be able to understand when they cross the line and how to behave (specially at work), meanwhile a child is ignorant to those things One is being annoying on purpose or at least being negligent while the other is doing it without bad intentions

  • @amyefting3225
    @amyefting32258 ай бұрын

    Star wars story: I get being upset a game you paid for had a star wars skin on it, but damn OP isn't even trying to have a good time. Openly admitting to being hostile towards the DM from the get go. Oh, but they're "brutally honest" so they are just an AH.

  • @amyefting3225

    @amyefting3225

    8 ай бұрын

    OP actually doesn't say anything bad about the game other than the theme. Doesn't say the DM was rude or the combat wasn't engaging or that anyone was given special treatment. They really just did not like the skin on the adventure and threw a tantrum under the guise of brutal honesty. I bet it would have been a fun game if they just accepted that one detail.

  • @jakp98
    @jakp988 ай бұрын

    Honestly one of my favorite things is making characters based on other established characters and having my dm guess who they are based on. I can’t imagine what’s the fun in basically making a 1:1 copy of Star Wars without mixing it up abit.

  • @teddychu1177
    @teddychu11779 ай бұрын

    Always happy to see you post :)

  • @ivancaravaca6680
    @ivancaravaca66808 ай бұрын

    5:08 That's quite true. Honestly, one highlight of a campain I was in was when my character had an infighting with the party because we were looking for a way to find a way to cheer up a king whose wife had died. While looking for it, we found out a place where wishes came true, but only one could be given every 100 years. My elf had been going along and looking to avenge his son, who was killed by a traitor, but when he heard that a wish could be given, he started to think he could finally amend his mistake and make up for the grief that caused to his wife (my character had a lot of guilt for it, and the fact that the wish could be given every 100 years meant that this was the only time for him to do it, since his wife was human, and would mean that she would die before seeing their son again). It was a really intense moment where after them trying to avoid him taking the wish, he almost ends up leaving the party (it would've also been in vain, because the wish had a lot of restrictions, so he would've betrayed the party in the same way he was betrayed by his former friend, which was quite a tragic irony, but guilt and sadness had been eating him away for five years while he tried to find his son's murderer, so, the idea of having to wait another hundred years like that would've been like torture for him). Don't be scared about characters arguing and being in oposition from time to time, because they can lead to fantastic roleplay moments, and it's not like arguing in character means that you are angry at the other players or anything

  • @pugstick
    @pugstick9 ай бұрын

    I feel the last guy, and I have to go through some similar and its the most annoyingest shit in the world

  • @IMXLegedaryBard
    @IMXLegedaryBard8 ай бұрын

    My second homebrrw campaign, my villains were based off of Darth Vader and The Emperor. I took the themes of what made them interesting characters, one who's filled with hate and sadness and the other who's corrupt and manipulative. But i didnt full scale steal there characters or story, but took the themes and changed it to make sense in my world. My players really loved the villians, and funny enough, there was a third antagonist who I never anticipated they hate more....for he was just a lower level wizard who worked with my version of the Emperor that had political power. And this guy my party had hated more than the big bad himself, and my guess was not because he was powerful in the magic sense but because he had political power and influence lol

  • @phabiorules

    @phabiorules

    8 ай бұрын

    Honestly, it makes sense they would hate him more, as a lot of people get frustrated by corruption and politicians abusing their power, but don’t really have much experience with an evil all powerful sorcery. Stephen Universe has the best example of this, as the show and a lot of fans hate this one character who is an asshole, while they are nicer and more forgiving to someone that attempts genocide.

  • @funandyvideos
    @funandyvideos8 ай бұрын

    Its amusing that his Star Wars "mischief" was essentially the "Randall/general contractors on the Death Star" discussion.

  • @emberfist8347

    @emberfist8347

    5 ай бұрын

    Which was wrong then too. The Death Star was finished and it was a 100% military target everyone aboard was a lawful combatant.

  • @thehillisalive
    @thehillisalive8 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of when I started making a campaign where it was a sort of pirate arms race to find a magical stone, that I had loosely based on things like the Silmarils from Tolkein. And then Infinity War came out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vortega472
    @vortega4728 ай бұрын

    Just do what I did the one time this friend of mine thought she was being funny when she turned around - stuck her butt out and said in a joking/flirty tone, "I'm a bad girl, I deserved to be punished." To which I replied, "You're right - young lady you're grounded. Now go to your room and think about what you've done!"

  • @Bluntman-J.P
    @Bluntman-J.P8 ай бұрын

    I'm definitely going to refer to myself as the Dungeon Daddy next time I host a Campaign...

  • @Silverserri
    @Silverserri8 ай бұрын

    Yeaaaaahhh I had one try to rope me into replaying Inu Yasha. Our first session was literally episode 1, where I, as a priestess, was tasked to protect a jewel that could become an artifact of evil if it fell into the wrong hands and I ended up breaking the jewel with an errant arrow and sending shards everywhere. I was out right then and there, because the rip-off was so blatant that I was not going to play episode by episode of the show series, or worse, the manga.

  • @lukas8670
    @lukas86708 ай бұрын

    I read a fantastic "Murder Hobo Deterrent" BBEG thing but can't remember where. It was a flying, slef-wielding enchanted sword that gained +1 damage for everything the party killed during the campaign. The more things you kill, the more damage this thing will do to you and your friends.

  • @SeaskiCyclone
    @SeaskiCyclone8 ай бұрын

    This is actually a question for all you lovely crabs and our crab leader, I've always wondered whether a purposefully stereotyped campaign can go well? What I mean by that is that each character chooses what dnd stereotype they'll make fun of for the game at session zero, than from there they'll each pretend to act like an edge lord or Mary sue, it's kinda stupid but I think a campaign based solely off ripping stereotypes would be an interesting and funny comedy, stuff like starting them in a tavern would probably be a stereotype too😅

  • @StSubZero

    @StSubZero

    8 ай бұрын

    I think it could work so long as everyone is well behaved out of character. Sounds hilarious honestly. An edgelord Rogue, idiot Barbarian, lawful stupid Paladin, mary-sue Sorcerer, and so forth are off to defeat the EVIL overlord! Could be fun!

  • @SeaskiCyclone

    @SeaskiCyclone

    8 ай бұрын

    @@StSubZero that's what I'm saying😂 dming it would be fun too considering the fact you don't have to avoid stereotypes and can do something ridiculous with your players without question

  • @emeraldtaco
    @emeraldtaco9 ай бұрын

    I feel like I'd have way too much fun in this game by just knowing the plot of Star Wars. Me: Alright so I want to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level. GM: Wait what? Why you aren't in the garbage compactor yet. You don't even know that there is a garbage compactor. Me: In a castle THIS SIZE?! Of course there's a garbage compactor, and clearly each level would have access to that through some kind of garbage chute, it's just practical. So we'll escape through there. And you know it just makes sense to shut down the compactor now. Why wait til we're in there? Also I'll unlock all the doors while we're in this control area together.

  • @sarcasticfury5478
    @sarcasticfury54789 ай бұрын

    Won't deny that the DM is a plagiarist, but OP sounds like a jerk. If he's not enjoying the fact that the DM is copying Star Wars, just leave after Session 1. Don't continue to pay and play, don't get in some snark war to try and own the DM, just leave. And the fact that 1. There's nothing on whether the other players enjoyed the game or not and 2. The game ended after he confronted the DM on Darth Vader, don't make OP look any better