"Littlefinger was using Gendri as a taxi" made me slip in the shower

@HOTD108_

Жыл бұрын

I guess Littlefinger kinda forgot about the Gendri taxi.

@Hascienda27

Жыл бұрын

It took me a split second then all i saw was genders running too the wall but with littlefinger on his back

@samuelkurth9676

6 ай бұрын

@@Hascienda27It took me a while to realise that "Genders" is a nickname for Gendry (or a typo), and not the implication that Littlefinger is the master of genders, which would honestly be awesome. I mean, he's definitely asexual...

I love how this horrible winter is coming and it becomes the shortest winter ever

Podrick brothel theory- I think Pod told the women he was waiting for a special relationship and was so sweet and charming they vouched for his prowess. It seems to fit well with the bard theory and that he retained virginity.

@suzannah991

2 жыл бұрын

I love this theory so much

@CoRLex-jh5vx

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously. I don't think an experienced sex worker would find any sexual experience 'hard to describe' like Ros says they said

@maddyg2320

Жыл бұрын

I thought something similar. He didn't have sex with any of them hence the refund. Littlefinger would be livid if he thought that services were provided without payment (he doesn't want bad investments) & at no point did he demand money from Pod or Tyrion so yes, it makes sense that nothing happened & because he's so innocent, the girls agreed to lie 🤥

@l33tspaniard

Жыл бұрын

I’ve always been under the assumption that he just asked them how their day was and actually listened to the response

@tammichenard1024

Жыл бұрын

@@l33tspaniard awwww Pod's so sweet I'd bet that happened

There’s a time travel Jon snow fanfic where it’s revealed that the whole plot of season 7 and 8 was actually the machinations of the three eyed crow to allow him to become the ruler of Westeros with brans stolen body. Instead of amnesia water it’s just three eyed crow magic or something. Honestly made much more sense then the actual show.

@hiddentiger73

2 жыл бұрын

Drop the link for the fic bro that sounds wild

@iainhansen1047

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiddentiger73 it’s called the wheel unbroken, it’s on archive of our own.

@theanimaniacdude

Жыл бұрын

Oh, hey! That sounds familiar. That's my story! Glad you're enjoying it.

@raeste.claire7093

Ай бұрын

just started reading it- it slaps

Season 8 episode 7: Aemon Targaryen wakes up after a strange dream with ice zombies, Night King becoming the King, dragons burning thrones and Unsullied committing mass suicide. He decides to accept the crown, and rules happily as Aemon I, until he dies aged 100.

This axis is so useful for so many things

@MicahRibbentrop

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed I can see so many uses for this

@squishylobster111

2 жыл бұрын

I would put this axis in the top right corner of itself bc I love it and would use it

@lobsters12111

2 жыл бұрын

What other use does it have than to organize different ideas in an easy to read way? It’s useful for one thing.

@zeitGGeist

2 жыл бұрын

@@lobsters12111 you are my favorite kind of internet person. I wish I had as much free time as you.

@lobsters12111

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeitGGeist I mean.. you obviously do.. you’ve commented the same amount as I have here.

I would laugh my ass off if it turned out that Ellaria's coup which she supposedly.pulled fo avenge Oberyn not only got his family members he loved killed, also got a Yronwood installed as prince of Dorne. So that's my headcannon

Not only is Howland Reed a character, but he is Robb’s bannerman and should have been in the North leading a crew of crannogmen.

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134

10 ай бұрын

He was too busy banging Ashara. It is known.

im genuinely so entertained by the rhaegar=night king theory

on the monthly rewatch every single glidus glimbus vids atm

about gendry being cersei's son i think dumb and dumber wanted that to be but didn't know how or just kinda forgot

@jamiemccollin438

2 жыл бұрын

why do you think that?

@miketrujillo3677

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiemccollin438 blonde hair sung to the children and in the books theres that whole tavern costume that jaime and cersei had

No joke dude, I was watching a good ol' lightbriger vid, proper mouth-breather style, open- mouthed and unblinking, finished my drink and sloppily said "Mhhm no, mmwant Glimbus." I say this because hindsight makes me chuckle, and to remind you what sort of audience you attract.

@thomasmitchell257

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was alone.

Completely unrelated but what if Hear me out Boots was the real Night King and the only reason the fake Night King wanted to destroy the wall and attack Westeros was Boots death at the big dumb meeting

@lindsay9838

2 жыл бұрын

#JusticeForBoots

@majinlilkek4367

2 жыл бұрын

@@lindsay9838 #JusticeforBoots indeed

@jamiemccollin438

2 жыл бұрын

I am D &D. This is confirmed. You can quote me on that

@majinlilkek4367

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiemccollin438 Thanks for the confirmation D&D

@jamiemccollin438

2 жыл бұрын

@@majinlilkek4367 Yes yes

Since Dany in Volantis has to be show-only, I absolutely wouldn’t have hated it or her going to Asshai IF they had established that Jon Snow survived by warging into AND established some skin-changing-ish connection between Dany and Drogon AND if Jon and Dany talked at least a tiny bit of the resurrection. Then we could have some nice uncertainty about if Dany is flying herself to find a red priest or priestess like Mel who can save her.

Euron Greyjoy is the Shrouded Lord & the time traveling baby of the Bloodstone Emperor and Septa Lemore, who is also a secret Targaryen. He's been working with Quiath who is actually Lyanna Stark being Warged by Bloodraven. Melisandre & her son Mance Rayder are playing Stannis a fool, and truly intend to put their magic incest bastard young Griff on the throne. The Mad King sacrificed Brandon & Rickard Stark in a blood-magic ritual to help Mance impregnate Melisandre even though she was long past menopause. Rhaegar plotted with his homosexual boyfriend Arthur Dayne to take Lyanna to Essos so Bloodraven can have a magic conduit of the Old Gods he can control keeping an eye on Daenerys. After hearing about his boyfriends death at the Trident, Arthur stayed in Essos and devoted his life to service of The Many Faced God. He now wears the identity of Daario Naharis. After cutting off Theon's penis, Ramsy Bolton traded the kingsblood penis to Merlings who exchanged it for Euron/The Shrouded Lords discarded dragon egg. He delivered this egg to Varys/The Ghost of Winterfell, to take to Cold Hands/Gerion Lannister. He will take this egg to Bloodraven who will sacrifice Meera to hatch it. He will then mash up Bran and feed him to Hodor to transfer Jojen and Brandon's powers. He will then steal Hodor's body, and take the baby dragon to Skagos to feed to Cannibal. Then Hodor/Bloodraven will then ride Cannibal to Danerys, marry her and make her his incest queen and conquer Westeros. He will fry his own mind by time-warging the guard protecting the house with the red door, protecting the escape of his true love and future wife. She will then have to fly north and destroy The Others, fulfilling the secret goal of her dead husband. She will dye in the fight and become The Night Queen/The Ice Dragon (the name of another GRRM book). Jon will give himself up in a marriage pact with Danerys/The Night Queen to secure peace. Leaving behind her Hand of the Queen/Tyrion as the only successor to the throne... -You're Welcome

@auroraemerald3176

Жыл бұрын

TF

@funkogalleries8342

Жыл бұрын

@@auroraemerald3176 it's supposed to be super silly. I just through some insane fan theory stuff like time travelling fetus' and added a haep of incest.

@herbertschulz4313

Жыл бұрын

You have no idear how much i love this. Well done

@funkogalleries8342

Жыл бұрын

@@herbertschulz4313 I'm glad someone liked it. I got a good laugh out of writting it. I tried to include as many ridiculous fan theory elements combined with super obscure knowledge of the books.

Money has many faces: different kings and such on coins -- and many individual coins, of course. There's also, of course, the geographic connection between The Iron Bank (and Littlefinger) and the House of Black and White. And, of course, what do we say to the god of money? I'll pay you tomorrow.

My number 1 has always been Davos died in Blackwater, became the vessel for Azor Ahai and he brought back Jon Snow not Mel. I expected him to go out like Spike in Buffy against the army of walkers and then Jon who is revealed to be fire proof after Vis tried to nuke him would surely be the one to take out Rhaegar… but you know, Arya has to shut them blue eyes :( Make GOT season 4 again :(

> Sansa wanted Jon dead or weakened after the Battle of Bastards And yes, the plan with sending Dothraki in a suicide Charge of the Light Brigade was their way to solve the food crisis. In S8E1 Sansa pointed out that they didn't have food for 100k Dothraki.

@romulusnuma116

Жыл бұрын

But 50k was fine? Do you remember when John was named King in the North and she sat their and smiled? Or the part were the Northen Lord's said it should have been her and she brushed it off? This is major cope territory

@JimBz84

Жыл бұрын

Think about how many of the men in in JON'S army would've survived if they could've planned around the Knights of the Vale coming to the battle. Sansa withholding information cost lives needlessly. Also her smile dropped when Lady Mormont said " I don't care that he's a bastard".

@iliaponomarev1624

Жыл бұрын

@@JimBz84 well, if they knew about the knights of the Vale, it would have been a long and bloody siege of Winterfell. The way it went down Ramsay, being super confident he has an upper hand, just murdered half of his army himself, and was very open to a surprise strike from the back. Sansa did nothing wrong and probably saved a lot of time and human lives.

@iliaponomarev1624

Жыл бұрын

@@romulusnuma116 I guess no one expected more than couple Dothraki, save half of them, to survive the charge.

@maddyg2320

Жыл бұрын

@@JimBz84 .... Exactly!!!

If Rhaegar ended up anywhere it would likely be the quiet isle they've found 6 of his 7 rubies from his breastplate. Had they not been so specific with the elder brother's backstory we could think it was him (except he's also too young as Rhaegar should be mid to late 40's). But they do talk about bodies washing up there often so Rhaegar may be buried there. Edit 1- the scythe actually makes perfect sense its essentially a big anchor that's sharpened, it is retractable, there's a loose rope attached to it that's wound back up after it drops. Jon even says to "drop the scythe on them again" it's a show only thing but it's not so far out of the realm of reality it can't exist.

@jameson32

2 жыл бұрын

There were more than 7 rubies. I think you are referring to the brother who says that they are waiting for the seventh ruby - he says that only because they see 7 as significant due their religion, not because that would be the complete set.

@ralcogaming7674

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameson32 you're right its never stated how many originally adorned the breastplate, but a 3 headed dragon made entirely of them would be more than 7 unless it was done as a constellation. One character (I think it's robert) also mentions that as soon as he hit rhaegar men from both sides jumped in to grab some.

There's no possible way Sansa can hold the North after season 8.

@godemperorofmankind3.091

Жыл бұрын

uh why?

@faegotte

9 ай бұрын

depending on the loyalty of her bannermen and her prowess as a military commander OR as a queen, she could easily hold the north and prevent its reincorporation into the 7 kingdoms by holding moat cailin.

Westeros is just a themed portion of Westworld

"She doesn't fall asleep in the show! What are you talking about? Yes. No." (I actually felt for a second like there are two blokes talking)

Actually your original statement about littlefinger was true. He does tell Sansa that Arya is alive and he's seen her but he doesn't say at harenhal and it is in the same line that he tells sansa he's been in communication with her mother and that hes going to get her home. While he doesn't say it outright there also is the implication that Arya is actually with Catlyn. Because of this it is still very much up for debate if he recognized her or not but it actually seems to be one of littlefingers lies to convince Sansa to accept his help rather then him telling her the truth of what he sae

I've always said the same thing about D&D regarding 'The Red Wedding".

For the little finger knew about Jon’s parents theory it’s actually likely because he tells a story about how Rheagar had given flowers to the most beautiful woman and he gave them to Lyana instead of his wife. I believe it’s around late season 6 while Jon is looking at Lyanas resting place. Jon threatens to beat Littlefinger so maybe that scared him away from telling the truth. He at the very least highly suspected this if he didn’t have much evidence.

Petyr in S7 is Oppo, the whimsical moron dwarf

Hey Glidus when you streaming the next one?

I have 20 great ASOIAF theories, literally, if you are looking for a partner for one video. I founded and run the Q@ora space A Theory of Ice and Fire (same as here) and I have created some theories like Arthur Dayne is Lancelot and Rhaegar and Dany’s father; Aria will go to King’s Landing and steal Arriane Martel’s face; Theon is a greenseer and it’s why he hears Bran talk to him through the tree, and it’s Theon who will go into a tree eventually to stay instead of Bran; Jaqen is the real Aegon VI who got switched for Young Griff at Illyrio’s Manse at age 9 (Arya’s when the story starts); the series will end with the wedding of Jon to Sansa or Jaqen to Arya mirroring Aragorn’s wedding to Arwen and Henry Tudor to Elizabeth York.

When does LF tell Sansa he saw Arya at Harrenhal? I don’t remember this

@sebastienvantiggele5182

2 жыл бұрын

At some point in Kings Landing Littlefinger telss Sansa that he saw her sister and that she sill lives, idk what episode but I can remember him saying something like that.

The real WINTER IS STILL COMING!!! asoiaf wow

Is this an altschwiftx impersonation?

How dare you question the greatness of R’hllor, the One true God. 😡😡

*HOT TAKE:* Season 1 is the *WORST* season of Firefly.

@thesalanian

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Season 1 is the average, the standard level of quality for the show, if you will

wait hang on why is this here what did youtube do

@glimbus

2 жыл бұрын

uploading vods to second channel

@fips4595

2 жыл бұрын

@@glimbus First of, congrats on the release of your single, it's a jam Second of are you going to do more theory streams in the foreseeable future? :)

@Hazelcake

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear it's not more trouble. Much love 🥰

"99 walkers" is true. "this is known"

Heads up, looks like you messed up the time stamp for "D&D turned characters into mouthpieces"

The night king is only a show, if he is in the books he has yet to show up. The night king was just a story in the books about a Lord commander of the night watch.

@ghostface4167

2 жыл бұрын

It's Night's King in the books and Night King in the show.

@frankrizzo7746

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostface4167 Not the same char bro

this is not a theory, its a fact.. Bran is the lord of light.

No way show Syrio was ever gonna be show Jaqen. Show Arya trained under Show Jaqen, and we don't even see him teach her anything. Mostly she just gets hit with a stick, by a fellow trainee, and yet she can happily spar with show Brienne. If show Jaqen fought Show Meryn Trant, Meryn Trant is not surviving that, wooden sword or not. Show Arya would have killed show Trant in a sword fight. EASILY! He's clearly set up as being shit at fighting

What a sick joke of a video. (Said In Chuck Mcgill’s voice)

Varys is tyxa

HR+AD=MR

@jamiemccollin438

2 жыл бұрын

I have to ask.

@travisjames8033

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiemccollin438 Hallon Reed + ashara dane = meera Reed

@jamiemccollin438

2 жыл бұрын

@@travisjames8033 Confirmed

The theory that "The Night King"™️ is anyone is silly, considering he's a show only entity. Not to be confused with "The Night's King" the Lord Commander of the NW who allegedly married an other.

@glimbus

Жыл бұрын

this stream is specifically about show theories

@glimbus

Жыл бұрын

so... yeah.

@Adam_okaay

Жыл бұрын

@@glimbus I never saw you responded. Thanks for making me feel like a Stupid Smarmy Cunt I mean I knew I was a Smarmy Cunt but well yanno.

1:19:14

Littlefinger payed a faceless man (woman) to take his place... At least do you research

I think n+a=j ends up being true. Grrm will want to distance his book from season 7 and 8 as much as possible.

@cleothehermetichermeticist8391

2 жыл бұрын

@burneraccount not to mention he’s literally said the ending of the books and the show will be similar. If I have to guess that means Bran will be king, Dany will die, Jon will go beyond the wall, Sansa will be queen of the north, and the dragons will leave Westeros. I don’t doubt the build-up and the mechanics will be different but the ending is going to be the same.

Did you go three streams without talking about the red door? Shame!! 🔔🔔 Maybe for the next one: the red door will prove Dany is not a Targaryen (and/or; Dany is not a Targaryen). Viserys treats her badly because he knows she is some random valaryian, not his sister (the real Dany died in the war). The lemon tree. The literary importance placed on the red door memory - it seems impossible to think that there is no further revelation coming from that memory... Dany's entire character is built on her destiny - the combination of a "real" Targ beating her to Westeros, plus learning that she herself is an imposter? More than enough to (somewhat ironically) turn her mad... Edit: oh wait, these are show theories?? Me silly....

@halkitchen1838

2 жыл бұрын

I think if Viserys knew Dany wasn’t a legitimate Targaryen, he would’ve told her out of spite once things started going wrong for him. He’s trying to put her in her place and knowing she’s illegitimate would be useful ammunition that he’d be reckless and impulsive enough to use.

Community season 4 is only the worst of the show if you don’t count any of the seasons after it (which would be fair)

@indoorplant2392

Жыл бұрын

??? Only s4 is unwatchable. S5 has asscrackbandit etc

Nahh Petyr didn't see Arya. He tells Sansa that he did but he's just making shit up.

@glimbus

Жыл бұрын

i think the reason i forgot that he said this to sansa is because it literally didn't change anything lol

So, your basing the theories upon the show and not the books? Have you even read the books? F off. Example, there is no Night King in the books and we have no idea how weights or WW are made.

@glimbus

2 жыл бұрын

sir the video's title says "Game of Thrones"

@rw9161

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, I guess when Glidus repeatedly mentions how things are different in the books it's not because he read them, but because he listened to Alt Schwift X's GOT abridged...

@LuvLee296

2 жыл бұрын

@@glimbus seems to me like you’re avoiding the biggest issue raised here. We don’t know how weights are made. How are the characters so ripped if they can’t even lift bro? What are you hiding Glimbus? What don’t you want us to find out? And don’t even get me started on the werewolves

@ultrabigfella

2 жыл бұрын

Out of all the houses to name yourself after, you chose Whent? 💀 Also, is ASOIAF it's Ser, not Sir like your name.

@BertockLeg

2 жыл бұрын

Sir, this is a Wendy's