But which Kwik Trip?? There's one on both sides of the road!

@kaceyc6479

5 жыл бұрын

The one owned by Katie's uncles cousin who couldn't cut it in basic for the army so he joined the coasties dontcha know

@Calvin_Coolidge

5 жыл бұрын

Zach P I see so many all the time

@imasheepbahbah5101

4 жыл бұрын

This is so true they have 2 in Madison like that on Fish Hatcery Rd. !!!😀

@evanstanek5838

4 жыл бұрын

No lie, the last place I lived had 4 within a 1 mile radius. So much unnecessary spending, I will shamefully tell my kids where their college savings ended up.

@brendahuse621

4 жыл бұрын

That's perfect, such a good company! We love kwik trip! They are so good to non profit organizations, they give 5% to my favorite cause, and sometimes 10%, completion is what it's all about, glad they're giving the other companys a run for their money.

Except everything is in minutes not miles

@Kiakyu

5 жыл бұрын

Truest comment I’ve seen

@barrettwissell9708

4 жыл бұрын

What the heck's a mile? XD

@meganholdham8370

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 yes

@theundead1600

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes.

@jacobgilles2392

4 жыл бұрын

It's only 15 minutes away

I died at the "you see that piggly wiggly back der" "Yeah i saw der piggly wiggly back thur" "Good, anyhow"

@slytherinsagittarius2580

4 жыл бұрын

Same! Lol I re-watched 3 times lol

@J_GoTTi

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed! 🤣

@lazypredator6139

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly don’t get the whole piggly wiggly bit and I’m from Wisconsin I’ve honestly never even been inside one and rarely even see them. Could be cause I from southern Wisconsin?

@TheMrModders

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazypredator6139 I didn't know it was actual store until just now.

@michaelclapper6247

3 жыл бұрын

I am from manitowoc and I live 3 minutes from a piggly wiggly

We never would say "go a quarter mile that way"..... We'd say "go 2 minutes that way". All distance is measured in time.... Nothing is 20 miles away.... It's 20 minutes away. Lol.

@MirandaTheShinigami

4 жыл бұрын

Disgustingly accurate. Oh my gosh. Lol😂

@kfisher8961

4 жыл бұрын

I alwase measure in miles

@leviblevins513

4 жыл бұрын

@@kfisher8961 I'm from Green Bay.... Maybe it's just a North Eastern Wisconsin thing.

@AlexsaurusRex

4 жыл бұрын

What if we drive at 80mph rather than 60? WHAT THEN!?!

@leviblevins513

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlexsaurusRex The faster you drive.... the closer everything is! If you drive that fast.... everything is ten minutes away instead of 20 minutes... Genius!

8 bars and 9 churches so accurate 😂

@tindermuhle9434

2 жыл бұрын

Always make sure to have one more church than bar, Midwest rule.

First time going to my Dads new place in Wisconsin he told me to turn where the gas station used to be....in the 60s...and shamefully admit I found it without a problem.

Turn left at the quarry, then right onto the swamp road. Turn left at the egg lady's house. If you hit the railroad tracks, you've gone too far.

@robertprewitt776

3 жыл бұрын

Hey you must be my cousin, cause that's directions to the farm.

@kellyt5341

3 жыл бұрын

We have route 1 or route 2 for address....just hope the post office knows your name..lol.

Culver's is life, don't ever leave home without curd money!

@IznbranahlGoose

4 жыл бұрын

Or scoopie tokens

@BLackshadow117100

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@nerdatello

4 жыл бұрын

culvers is sooooo good

@lindseystein9676

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I need some cheese curds from Culver’s asap

@RosinGoblin

4 жыл бұрын

Best fast food there is. I'm and out can eat dicks

I had a lady give me directions over the phone on how to get to her house from Waukesha to Racine. “Take 94 south but don’t get on Bluemound rd then down to exit 317 in oak creek and get off on exit 322 and go left on highway 20... you know washington ave” I didn’t have the heart to tell her that not only do I know Racine but I also had a GPS.

@laurak299

3 жыл бұрын

gps ruined everything

@alisonanddanlindsey

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I've been to all those places and live near them too!

@daviderickson8699

3 жыл бұрын

Did she tell you to take Moorland but stay off of Moreland?

@patriciaecampbell372

2 жыл бұрын

My niece lives in Waukesha!

@ferretyluv

Жыл бұрын

Relevant xkcd: 783.

I love how ppl say "I'm from Wisconsin and we dont talk like that" lol yous guys gotta go to the rual areas and north of the valley to hear it. I live in weyauwega and grew up in manawa, 50 minutes west of green bay. And my accent comes out thickernshit the more north I go!

@jacksonhall5725

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all gotta be making up these place names, and that's coming from Washington, where I'm within two hours of Lilliwaup and Humptulips

@RiverBottomBoys.

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonhall5725 Most of our cities were Native American named. We have 11 reservations in Wisconsin. So they had a big hand in naming our cities.

@jacksonhall5725

4 жыл бұрын

@@RiverBottomBoys. that's fair. Coming from WA we have a ton of native names too (including the above Humptulips and Lilliwaup, as well as Puyallup and Yakima and Sequim, all three of which you'll mispronounce if you're not from here). Ours are just different

@RiverBottomBoys.

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonhall5725 oh god, if you look up Texans try and pronounce Wisconsin cities. Its just a bunch of people butchering the names. Lol

@halo25assassin45

3 жыл бұрын

I come from Sturgeon Bay on the Door County peninsula

I actually had directions that read "if you see the cement pigs you're too far."

If I get lost in Wisconsin, I always look for a Kwik Trip.

@halo25assassin45

3 жыл бұрын

Or a Culver’s if you’re hungry

@richardsayers6171

3 жыл бұрын

You really be lost in Fond du Lac they have 5 Kwik Trips. What the hell.

@BennysGamingAttic

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardsayers6171 I want to live there, now!

@tammys8711

3 жыл бұрын

And if you run out of Kwik Trips, you've run out of Wisconsin!

@savannahschnier7021

3 жыл бұрын

@@tammys8711 not wrong!

"did you say culver's? i got scoopie tokens"

Use to work at Paul's, no fleet farm but the potholes and deer crossing is about right der guy

@shimes424

4 жыл бұрын

Fleet n farm? You're a looong way from home...out here it's Farm n Fleet

Scoopie tokens are just another form of currency up here

Oh, so that's how you do it in Wisconsin? Here in Pittsburgh, you get directions based on stuff that USED TO be there: "Now, keep going straight, till yuns get to the old Isley's. Turn left. Once you get to the old Pizza Hut, turn left, past the old church that's now a brewpub. And you're there." Don't go to the old Iron City brewery, or you've gone too far."

When i first traveled out of the state, there were so few bars it felt like a twighlight zone episode

@lybri5490

3 жыл бұрын

If you moved to the Bible belt, it's really desolate

I'm dying. I live in Wisconsin and this shit is SPOT ON.

Left at the gunshop/liquor store...

@haroldwilkes6608

3 жыл бұрын

There's eighteen bars, 12 gun shops and rumors of a church somewhere.

@warpedone3711

3 жыл бұрын

@@haroldwilkes6608 Just before the bridge heading nort

@haroldwilkes6608

3 жыл бұрын

@@warpedone3711 Got her, if de speaking de canuck, I gone too fer.

@laurak299

3 жыл бұрын

ATV dealership

@haroldwilkes6608

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurak299 Just west of the pellet stove place...

Charlie and friends are on point with Midwest jokes 😂🙌🏽

Fun Fact: There's a Street on a hill in Manitowoc (where I'm from) that has 5 churches and a former Synagogue that was called Holy Hill among the locals

@heddystgeorge3756

5 жыл бұрын

I know the place and I'm from Milwaukee

@Raesling1

3 жыл бұрын

Holy Hill is in Hubertus, though, not Manitowoc.

@marycatherine4902

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raesling1 sure, but it's just called Holy Hill here by residents, not actually called Holy Hill

@user-vr3ko2lc2n

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Glendale and like driving through all the time. It’s super relaxing. I did come around a corner too fast one time and almost ran over 2 priests... if they hadn’t seen god before, they def did in that moment 😭 I felt so bad I gave them the apples I bought from that little stand and went back for more

@Shayna11NM

3 жыл бұрын

My Mom was born and raised in Manitowoc.

It's a Northwoods Wisconsin thing. Anybody below hwy 29 wouldn't understand

@warpedone3711

3 жыл бұрын

@Straight Razor Daddy but it still complies with building codes! The codes don't say you have to cover it up🤣

@lastnamefirstname6767

3 жыл бұрын

Yoopers are folks from the Upper Michigan

@PeterATomich

3 жыл бұрын

I consider true North to be north of HWY 8. If you go north of US 2 you are in the drink.

@dotwillis5249

3 жыл бұрын

Grew up on Hwy 70, Paul Bunyan just a smidgen south on 51

The Wisconsin embassy’s are Kwik trip and Culver’s just saying

@alisonanddanlindsey

3 жыл бұрын

They truly are 😂

@ritabowe1

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@cynthiasonntag4943

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. Wisconsin born and raised and I have never been in a Kwik Trip and can't stand Culver's.

@bruhmomment2999

3 жыл бұрын

@@cynthiasonntag4943 I don’t mean to be angry but... get out of here and go to Illinois

@jewlovergibson2944

3 жыл бұрын

@@cynthiasonntag4943 make your pilgrimage now heathen

Very accurate. Just plan on getting lost again. My favorite is when GPS says you are here and it’s the middle of the woods!

I never realized I sounded this way to people till I left Wisconsin. Pretty dang accurate

"I got scoopie tokens" dead 🤣🤣🤣

@hoopthornseaweed

2 жыл бұрын

Bro it is like this xD

How am I gonna drive past 8 bars and not stop in for an eye opener right quick once?

Our directions were once look for the squirrel attached to the mailbox and turn right it was sadly removed that same day and our visitors were lost we fought and defended the truth until we backtracked and saw the 4 nails sticking out where it was for 8 years🤦‍♂️

I moved to Colorado and OMFG do I miss Kwik Trip! No other gas station or convenience store can even come close.

@ilcctinstructor6870

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!!!

@MYR5266

3 жыл бұрын

Then you have never been to a QT the real Quick Trip way better.

@ilcctinstructor6870

3 жыл бұрын

@@MYR5266 I've only been to one QT and it was run down. The staff wasn't friendly either. I'll admit it was in St. Louis and that's probably not the city to judge all others by. The plus of the WI Kwik Trip is that the owners run a dairy farm too and it's the best cheap, mass market dairy I've ever had. Their bakery is pretty good too.

@lybri5490

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a Wawa? I've never been to a Culver's but everyone in the east makes a big stink about Wawa and honestly I'm not impressed so far

@lybri5490

3 жыл бұрын

What is a "FIB"

I’m from wisconsin. I feel well represented

This is pretty accurate! “After you hit the 27th pothole...!” Lol I know a guy who talks like this from the Kenosha area.

@capnskiddies

4 жыл бұрын

Do they have the projects in Kenosha?

@andypostema4269

3 жыл бұрын

I hit the 27th pothole by the time I get out of the parking lot at my apartment complex. Gotta love Wisconsin

@kelseyk530

2 жыл бұрын

@@capnskiddies Downtown more by the lake where the old Chrysler plant is is more rough and poor...usually where the blacks and Hispanics live. The rest is middle class and some upper middle class neighborhoods and homes.

😂 "Ope, that FIB's not happy...!"

@anthonyjones8043

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking illonois bastard

@peterjensen879

2 жыл бұрын

Help stop the spread of invasive species in Wisconsin, stop selling property to fibs.

My sister once gave me directions to her new house in LaCross. Everything was going great until we hit the part about taking a right at the KwikTrip. Cripes there was a choice of 4 possible KwikTrips, who all were a right hand corner. She had to talk me down for a bit, ope.

Scoopie Tokens!

@imasheepbahbah5101

4 жыл бұрын

😁

@olorcain

4 жыл бұрын

Yupper

Keep it coming brother! Absolutely hilarious especially in these times of days. Catch you later.

*_Ope lemme just slide right past ya there and grab the ranch_*

Not too bad. I was in MO and had large trees used as reference points for directions not the first but second big tree

@EasternExplorer

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like rural canada. If you pass the green tree ya went to far! Ya gotta hang a right where buddy shot that moose last fall!

We use to joke about this back in the day but yet we still would describe it just like the video!!! Usually we would say things like, "turn left at the Peterson's house" and stuff like dat! Great vid der guy!

I was raised in the south by Wisconsinites and said "stop and go light" until I was 23 years old because my workmates (commercial real estate) got confused by that term.

I remember back in the early 1980s when the only Kwik Trips were located in and around La Crosse. They didn't even have hot dogs back then.

@noelkosobucki9722

2 жыл бұрын

There are people by me who still call it the Kickapoo

As a Wisconsin man i am highly offended! 😂 just kidding. Dat der was hilarious.

Wow, so many good jokes squeezed into a short video. Nicely done!

I once got directions in rural Indiana to go about two minutes on the road, make a right at the church, and then go straight for 7 minutes or so and the house is across from the lake.

:: SIGH :: makes me homesick ❤️💔😢

@jojospeechy4761

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

I enjoyed the accents and the fact that getting (or giving) directions is usually about as clear as mud.

Was given directions years ago In a rural area "when you hit the dip in the road" make a right turn,was that the dip or a pothole.Also gave directions to my place,there is a red barn at the end of the driveway my family told me all the barns are painted red.

We don’t say “fib” here in Missouri. I’ll see what I can do about changing that.

@rnrcustoms2599

4 жыл бұрын

Gross

@nonleftist

4 жыл бұрын

Try flatlanders.

@rhodawatkins4516

4 жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

@cyborgrepublic2450

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking illinois bastard

@rhodawatkins4516

4 жыл бұрын

@@cyborgrepublic2450 Wow! What did Illinois do wrong?

Love the Fleet Farm vs Farm and Fleet distinction. An elaboration on how that came to be would be funny.

Love the vid keep up the outstanding work

8 bars? Yup sounds about right

Thank you for captioning your content!

thx! charlie! jus came across your vids...boy did i need some great gut laughn.... take care! thx! again!

Landmark directions 😳... my kind of people 😁😆! ❤️ from Michigan

You’re going to have to really specify which Kwik Trip. We got them right across the street from each other in our corner of Wisconsin.

Thank y’all.

Is this a northern WI accent you're mocking? I'm 20 minutes (yes distance by minutes, not miles) from the IL border and no one speaks with this dialect. It's more of a "how-now-brown-cow" thing we've got going on here. Cruel as it is, the fib line was accurate.

@djnoneofyourbusiness525

3 жыл бұрын

I live in WI about 90 minutes north of Illinois, and they do talk like this. It’s a very strong accent up here, and I’m not that far into the state.

@laurak299

3 жыл бұрын

No one who describes their location in proximity to Illinois speaks like that. Go north of Green Bay, rural. Men who know the land from driving it in deer season. (Women too, of course.) Ya.

@nicklausmisiti5204

3 жыл бұрын

whats a Fib

@laurak299

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicklausmisiti5204 f'ing Illinois bast**d I believe.

@seanmce5342

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like getting directions in minutes because I have no idea if that's in going the speed limit or periodically speeding because someone passed me and I don't know where the speed traps are.

That FIBs not happy. Oh I miss living in Wisconsin!!!!!!

He says… 😆 Love this dude ❤️

I live in Wisconsin. Born and raised... but that's damn funny

Haven't heard anybody talk like that n I've lived in Wisconsin all my life the pothole part made me laugh though

@joshuawiedenbeck6944

4 жыл бұрын

Lived here all your life means you can't hear it. It just sounds normal.

@autoworker12345

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. I've only heard slightly from old neighbor of mine living in SE Wisconsin. Hell, I didn't even hear the famous Minnesota accent while going to college just passed the Mississippi. I was quite sad to not hear the "Fargo accent". Seems like SE Minnesota people sound the same to SE Wisconsin. Then again: I was born and raised IL until I was 13 so I kind of still have the Chicagoland accent even if its been 22 years. I refuse to call a water fountain a damn "bubbler"

@GildedOnyx

4 жыл бұрын

Born and raised in Wisconsin. I moved down south to Tennessee and i tell ya, it is real. I was shamed for years because of it

@drdoodoo282

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's overblown to give midwesterners an idea as to what they sound like to everyone else lmao, coming from a fellow wisconsinite

@trrrewr

4 жыл бұрын

@@autoworker12345 Shoulda just said from the get go you were FIB there guy ;)

Why did youtube wait this long to show me this gem?

My mom's from wisconsin and she didn't talk like that. Except she did call the couch a davenport

@IamTheGoatstroker

4 жыл бұрын

Different part of the state

@SuperWholeMilk

4 жыл бұрын

That’s just an old person thing

@haroldwilkes6608

3 жыл бұрын

We did that in Virginia too. Davenport that is. It was the manufacturers name but it became generic like Xerox and the trademark got lost.

@Shayna11NM

3 жыл бұрын

ahahahahaha! My grandma also called it a davenport!

@michellemiller3113

3 жыл бұрын

@@haroldwilkes6608 Hum. Maybe that's why grandma called the one couch on the porch a "davenport" but the 2 in the living room were "sofas" . God forbid I call it the family room.

Not that im condoning it.... but my father in law goes...... "its about a 2 and a half beer ride"!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@electronbeing5473

4 жыл бұрын

Dont be scared. You can be honest

@trrrewr

4 жыл бұрын

oh yeah for sure, tell your dad I said hi

@warpedone3711

3 жыл бұрын

My Uncle always said it was a six pack to his cabin

@alexanderbrown4250

3 жыл бұрын

Or a 50 beer job.

Spot on. Funny

I’m from Wisconsin and I am like, so how for away is x in minutes.

😁😃love my Wisconsin! So great l

This is the most true video ever!

Didja see da turdy pointer?

I'm from that state that shall not be named just south of Wisconsin and I can confirm that we drive very aggressively

I love Jackie from that 70s show directions to her parents cabin

Damn FIBs

We really dont talk like that...that's the uppers lol

@Hannahosborn412

5 жыл бұрын

But the pot holes? Yeah completely true. lol!!

@ajb.822

5 жыл бұрын

Some of the lingo & accent shown here are in any of the heavy Norwegian areas tho ... .

@barrettwissell9708

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this like Juneau county and above. Even Juneau has mostly the "non-accent" of Dane county and below.

@midwestbd7144

4 жыл бұрын

It’s obviously exaggerated because that’s why we sound like compared to someone from a different part of the country.

@BLackshadow117100

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah probably haven't gone up much it's still funny

That fibs not happy😂😂😂

I love how accurate this is lol

I got directions in KY that were, "head that way and take a right at the new double wide." And the directions were spot on!

just seeing this now in my recommended and i got to say, so true

Lmaooo I wish this wasn't so accurate.... Also Paul B's breakfast aka doughnuts... Mmmm the dells and Minacqua ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@JessicaSimonson1976

4 жыл бұрын

It isn't at all. I was born and raised here all my life. I don't talk nothing like that....nor does any member of my family. Maybe if you were in: Maine, the U.P of Michigan, or Canada you'd hear shit like that.

@graydoncurley4343

4 жыл бұрын

Minoqua

@linf7637

3 жыл бұрын

Minocqua And the Paul Bunyan doughnuts are the best

So that was absolutely the way it was. I lived in a very small town in southern Colorado. That was exactly how people would give directions in the country. Lol🤓

And a Paul Bunyan is really only in Minoqua.

@linf7637

3 жыл бұрын

Minocqua, spelling, please Also one in Wisconsin Dells Maybe others, don’t judge so quickly

@dotwillis5249

3 жыл бұрын

Grew up in Minocqua, the Island city and Bosacki's Fudge.

@Taustin1117

3 жыл бұрын

Minocqua. Please.

Finally, instruction I could follow! Not just bloody street names

LMFAO "FIBS" LOVE IT.

Gotta bank dem scoopie tokens

Minnesota too

you even got the highlander, awesome attn to detail

And watch out for deer!

I’m from Wisconsin it’s more like “hey do you know how to get to-“ Us: drives away quickly- I have no money! 😂

Once you hit that big pot hole that can fit Lake Michigan in it you gotta turn left mmkay

@haroldwilkes6608

3 жыл бұрын

lake Michigan started as a pothole on the Wisconsin- Michigan road. Got a little out of control.

Hahahaha I’m in tears 😆😆

Go up to Russell’s corners take a left and when you get to Ula hill, it’s the second gravel driveway.

Them FIBs are never happy

@barrettwissell9708

4 жыл бұрын

Can you blame them? XD

@ramennight

4 жыл бұрын

what even is a fib?

@stiblycool398

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking Illinois basterd

@kentfrederick8929

4 жыл бұрын

Well, there are the Lakefront Liberals who hate the Machine. There are the Republican suburbanites who hate the Machine. There are members of the Machine who either lost their clout, are facing Federal indictments, or got passed over by someone who has raised more campaign contributions. There are downstate residents who think the urban sprawl of Chicago will cover 100 to 300 miles in a year. There are Illinois alumni who hate FIBs who went to the other Big 10 schools or Notre Dame. And then there are those who simply hate winter and then suffer through the delays at O'Hare, trying to get to Florida or Arizona. And then there are White Sox fans who are still mad that the Cubs had a much bigger victory parade after the 2016 World Series.

@davidgibbs381

3 жыл бұрын

@@kentfrederick8929 - Na,Na,No!!! What pisses this Sox fan off is the cheeseheads that are Cub fans AND Green Bay Fudge-Packer fans!!! They don't get that cubs are baby Bears!!! Yeah, I am a former FIB.

In NW Indiana we called them FIP s back in 80s and 90s and I haven't heard that term in a long time. Since Wisconsin State Troopers are no joke I assume Wisconsin gets quite a bit of income from the way FIBs drive.

I like the kwiq trip in Kenosha next to McDonald's across the way from woodmans.

I asked directions one time. He said drive down the road . take a right after the burnt down barn .that burn twenty years ago .

Charlie! Yer fancy schmancy language training leaked trew. You said goin’ TO Paul Bunions.... In proper Wisconsinese I believe da proper way to say it is “ I’m goin BY Paul Bunion’s”. “I could be wrong, but I don’t think so”. - Adrian Monk (Played By Tony Shallub...FROM MADISON).

@iofthetiger67

5 жыл бұрын

First of all your spelling is way off

@JessicaSimonson1976

4 жыл бұрын

Wisconsinite dumb ass

Piggly wiggly YAS HAHA 😂

@Ari-vk1lx

5 жыл бұрын

Shop the PIG!!!!!

‘That’s Fib’s not happy’ when are they ever?

This is honestly so real

That was great I live in La Crosse Wisconsin

@Fordcl-go3bq

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

i don't know who's talking like this but the directions are spot on

i live in Wisconsin. the 8 bars and nine churches is all too accurate.