Miles-to-minutes is a legit unit conversion

@jilliantomasino190

4 жыл бұрын

Spriggan sie deutsch this is so midwestern

@phillipstai7204

4 жыл бұрын

@@jilliantomasino190 Well, It's a roughly exact measurement of traffic conditions based on the time of day and weather all wrapped up in one. I know that an 18 mile trip with 3/4 freeway speeds is 25 minutes outside of rush hour, 35 minutes morning traffic, 45 in evening traffic, and roughly add 15-60 minutes if you have to say goodbye to someone right before leaving or have a final beer with them. Don't want to be rude, ya know.

@mandyc3524

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... in Texas we’ve got miles to hours conversions... glad to know other people use it too

@tthappyrock368

4 жыл бұрын

Totally. We do miles to hours/minutes.

@midwestbd7144

4 жыл бұрын

Been driving to the same job for 5 years and I don’t know how many miles it is to get there haha

I'm sorry but the "uber lyft" drawn onto the salt on the car is the funniest bit and it's only 2 seconds into the video

@devinharrison-jones6203

4 жыл бұрын

@Bryan Obv youve never lived in the midwest where there is salt on the roads daily... who can afford to wash their car daily eh? Go back down south dontchakno!

@denisrhodes54

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan “standards”. it’s standard to have a dirty automobile. the people who have clean cars are 1. COPS 2. garage queens 3. too much money and not enough brains

@markabendroth1774

4 жыл бұрын

@Bryan proofread

@saxybeast128

4 жыл бұрын

@Bryan pardon my Chicagoan but ur one big Debra downer. Get ya self a good s10 and see how to drift in da snow ovar der, bet it would even put a smile on yur no fish caught in 5hr face.

@saxybeast128

4 жыл бұрын

@Bryan ur one angry person aren't you.

Goodbye's at grandmas house: when the parents said " get in the car kids, we are going home," we knew we had at least another hour to play

@danp2779

4 жыл бұрын

But you'd absolutely better be ready after they finished saying goodbye!

@marktype1with2

4 жыл бұрын

That reminds me of my Grandma, you would start saying your goodbyes and that was when she would start cooking a roast for you. It was like clockwork

@raymondhsu6407

4 жыл бұрын

But then every once in a while they actually meant it and then get mad at you for holding things up

@danp2779

4 жыл бұрын

@@raymondhsu6407 haha, yeah. Had to keep us on our toes somehow.

@mrs.schmenkman

4 жыл бұрын

lol! My parents and older siblings were from Illinois. Now I know were they got it from. When we grew up we promised each other to never follow each other to the car

I can’t count how many times I’ve been standing at the door trying to leave while the other guy keeps talking. So accurate der guy!

@Roanoak

4 жыл бұрын

Kristopher Franzen You should try leaving my ma’s house, might as well pitch a tent in the front hall , she’ll talk ‘till the cows come home.

@darthbane8

4 жыл бұрын

Aadin Heals exactly!!

@joela.9237

4 жыл бұрын

You get the ol "yyaaAAHHH well, I spose I bedder get goin'" and then you're there for another hour

@etuckedfg

4 жыл бұрын

The trick is to start trying to leave at least 40 minutes before you actually have to leave.

@2HRTS1LOVE

4 жыл бұрын

That's a southern thing, too, we must be cousins. Goodbye is at least a 45 minute process, with multiple invitations to spend the night. Followed by many exhortations of coming back soon.

"Some people call it a hangover but i know my medical condition" best line ever

"I dont trust an app that can't pronounce 'Fond du Lac'". I AM CRYING.... 😂😂

Some people would call it a hangover but i know my medical condition. lmao

The substituting miles for minutes part is accurate 😂

@STMARTIN009

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty common here in Massachusetts

@ponygirl2398

3 жыл бұрын

And here in Nebraska

@MrnmrsCCazares

2 жыл бұрын

We do that here in Texas. One time someone told me how long a trip was in miles and I had to look it up because I didn't know what they were talking about. I just need to know when I should leave my house to get there

@Stackali

Жыл бұрын

we do that in california too. thats actually all we really do. we don't really use miles. and it also depends on the time of day. or on a good day.

I'm loving you guys doing all these collaborations lately.

@carterdickinson5804

4 жыл бұрын

Shit I thought they did most things together. New to em though

@MinistryOfMagic_DoM

4 жыл бұрын

@@carterdickinson5804 they may, but I mostly watch the Manitowoc minute from Charlie so I'm used to it being just him

@carterdickinson5804

4 жыл бұрын

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM ahh fair enough, the MM is so fucking funny lmao

The uber and lyft signs written in road salt is golden.

Yeah its warming up out there Its 40 degrees Yah global warming lol Fuckn love it

@dragonflash09

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Bezo Windows down, T-shirt weather!

@funch357

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonflash09 Cargo shorts and sandals weather!

"Oh no yeah" 😂 It wasn't until recently that I realized that was only a Wisconsin thing. Suddenly all those internet arguments where people didn't understand I was agreeing with them make so much more sense.

@septumpunch7797

4 жыл бұрын

It's also a northern californian thing! Idk if socal does it too, but i've definitely had people confused when I say "oh no yeah". Funny stuff

@midwestbd7144

4 жыл бұрын

Or “yeah no”. I’ve also confused people by saying “oh yeah it’s not bad, it was pretty good” and saying “er no?” At the end of every question.

@KMH6290

4 жыл бұрын

No, yeah, it's a Michigan thing too. 😂

@msnxkatiex123

4 жыл бұрын

It’s for sure a Midwest thing, everyone here in Michigan does it too!

@RyanCrest5

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm we say "yeah, no" in the PNW!

My old man's from Wisconsin. We went back out for Thanksgiving. No kidding. They're super nice out there. I live in SoCal and that was such a refreshing experience.

@JMarieCAlove

Жыл бұрын

I’m from So Cal too, and lived here most of my life. There is very friendly people. It’s a shame that people who really aren’t from California or never set foot in California, always assume no one is nice or friendly in California. I beg to differ. My first job working with customers at a fine department store, I was friendly and helpful and made a lot of new friends with my co-workers and customers… I have plenty of sweet and kind loving friends, in different parts of California and we take forever to say goodbye after visiting each other. I have worked for companies that had sent me to homes and greet people, deliver documents and everyone has always invited me into their homes, a lot of these perfect strangers turned out we have a lot in common, or a couple happened to have gone to the same high school I went to and they live in a different county, even when I’m on a time limit for my job, most of these people have invited me over for dinner or give me their number! I’ve traveled all over California, even when I visit San Francisco, everyone at the hotels, restaurants and shops, are friendly and helpful. I have been to the Midwest and the first time I was there, I won’t say what state, but I’m the kind of person who smiles and says hello and this waitress at the restaurant looked like I was bothering her, didn’t smile and she just seemed rude. I won’t assume because I’m Mexican-American because that’s just what everyone says, because of my race, she was just plain rude but I still gave her a tip like I would no matter how the server is. Everyone works hard all day. Then walking back to my hotel, I walked by a few people, said hello to a couple of people, they just ignored me. Ok.. is it because I’m Mexican?! It can’t be, the people at the hotel were friendly. The lady at the gift shop was friendly.. So, people have to realize everywhere you go, you’re going to meet absolute jerks or the friendliest people. It’s too bad every time there’s videos from how people are from another place, some people have to be disrespectful and compare California isn’t as good or friendly as whatever place they are from or visit. And since I lived here all my life, there are wonderful and friendly, kind and caring people. Even giving and helpful people all over California. Other people hate on California but never set foot here or come here for vacation. Every state has there good and bad, I even met some awesome people in New York and they get a bad rap in how rude they can be. Yeah, the Midwest starts are perfect! Lol 🤦🏻‍♀️

@salleymudd5488

Жыл бұрын

Yikes SoCal!! So Sorry for you. Bunch of mean, psychotic, unhappy, unfriendly, confused, delusional, self centered, phony, stressed ppl there lol. Ppl think Californians age fast because of the sun but all those wrinkles are from frowning all the time lol. I lived half my childhood in Wisconsin (birth to 6th grade), the other half in California(6th grade through high school), and now live in Texas as an adult and let mentell you after living in Texas and Wisconsin you can literally FEEL the mood change as soon as you drive past the "Welcome to California" sign. I wouldn't move back there if you paid me and that's not just a figure of speech - I've turned down several job offers that would have required me to live in SoCal.

A “quiet ride” is NOT an option! 😂

The "yeah, no, yeah" is spot on. Made me laugh.

You gotta love the Midwest 😂

I wish someone would invite me ice fishing

@realtundratrash

4 жыл бұрын

wanna go ice fishing?

@grizzlyfish2141

4 жыл бұрын

I'll bring the Beaver Dam tip ups.

@deathisonlythebegining6047

4 жыл бұрын

Just say when

@grizzlyfish2141

4 жыл бұрын

What lake yall think?

@deathisonlythebegining6047

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter what anyone thinks, just fish and have a great time doing it

"If you haven't heard from me in fifteen minutes, call the police."

The eye contact while he's trying to close the door was spot on! LOL

The Vikings/Packers flag at the house and the Uber guy didn't talk about that lol

Relentless friendship! This character is like all the good feelings I get from watching the nice townspeople in the TV show Fargo

My first one I ever saw was the Target Husbands...you had me at jerky! Haha! I love these so very much. I am so grateful with all that is wrong with the world, there is still something pure to laugh at. Thank you!

This does remind me of my grandmother and aunt from Indiana-especially the difficulty in extricating myself from a conversation when trying to actually leave!

@thrpins8430

2 жыл бұрын

When a person does this to me I actively avoid that person for the rest of there life

After living in San Francisco for years and visiting home in Milwaukee, this is so hilariously true. They never use the map on the app! Plus the "chit-chat" despite wearing headphones. hahaha.

Can’t believe I’m just discovering this guy. Can’t stop watching these videos.

Grocery shopping. Trunk checks out.

We just want FRIENDS ... be my dang friend (sorry for the bad language)

@phillipstai7204

4 жыл бұрын

Hey now! Calm it down der, bud! We're all your friends. No need for that language outside of Chicago. Sounds like you need another beer.

@meowtherainbowx4163

4 жыл бұрын

“Bad language?” You mean bad English? Do you mean to say people who act like Charlie just want friends?

@Roanoak

4 жыл бұрын

Phillip Stai Thanks pal, I just popped a cold one, so I think I’m alright now. It gets lonely up here in da North Woods.

@Roanoak

4 жыл бұрын

MeowTheRainbowX I was implying “dang” was a swear, thus apologizing for my language.

@SerbKing1389

4 жыл бұрын

@@Roanoak you're beautiful :)

So accurate though😂 the pike, turkey, ice fishing, IPA and 40 degree tshirt weather... I mean can't get more wisconsin than that don'tcha know. Also when GPS can't pronounce Fond du Lac, oconomowoc or even Racine... drives me nuts lol.

@Cadolots

4 жыл бұрын

Christal Phelps Also Minnesota

@kaitiglazier

4 жыл бұрын

Tuscarawas....

@golfnz34me

3 жыл бұрын

True story, was driving to the Dells one time, and the GPS pronounced Dodgeville Dod-Ga-ville

Literally every time we had northern my dad warned about the y bones.

Every one of these midwest videos I watch, I realize you guys really are south canadians.

“It’s 40 degrees out there” “Yeah it’s really heatin’ up, climate change am I right?” LMAO so true!! 😂😂 40 degrees feels warm when the whether by Chicago is always around 20

Funniest thing about this: Uber can't possibly exist in the midwest. Every midwesterner is willing to drive you anywhere you want at any time of day or night for a 6-pack or an invite to dinner. They could be a guy from 10 doors down that you've only met once, and if they heard no one else could pick you up, they'd drive out in the middle of the night to get you home as long as you made them a meatloaf.

@emilylednicky6718

3 жыл бұрын

Personally I feel like uber really changed this and it's not as common as it use to be

Reminds me of when I order Chinese food! No matter what you order they always say “ok, bout 10-15 minutes” One egg roll, 10-15 minutes. Catering for a 50 person party, ok about 10-15 minutes.

@infallibleblue

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin B omg! I thought it was just me! Everything is about ten minutes lol

@melissamessmer6544

2 жыл бұрын

You left out when they yell you pay cash lol

@amycarter5664

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work for a Thai woman. This is SO true! 10-15 minutes. Sometimes 20 if your ticket is behind 50 others. And she always made everyone pay cash. She had an atm that charged a $3.50 fee. 😂

@sgt.hugostiglitz9838

2 жыл бұрын

lmao yes dude

@thestig007

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear my local Chinese place now "Yeah herro. Okay. Ten minute!"

When my mom gets a ride home from her friend and they sit in the car talking for a whole frickin hour

In these small towns, the driver is usually someone you know or someone that knows one of your brothers...

🤣🤣🤣 “What Bar or Church is your buddy’s house near?” ‘Cause they’re the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆 I’m from the Southside of Chicago and we also measure distance in time. I don’t care how meany miles it is, just tell me how long it takes to get there. 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆😉

@kaitiglazier

4 жыл бұрын

We measure distance in time in Ohio also. And everything in NE Ohio is "fifteen minutes" away

Pure gold. I am honestly getting addicted to these videos. And I’m Canadian. We aren’t far off this in some parts. Pure gold. This is how the world should be. Driver, not guy with head phones. 😂

Small town Ontario here, but it drives my kids nuts when I convert distance to minutes. It's my way of avoiding using metric. The humour is so subtle at times, it is genius. Weird how we do ope here and the half wave. It hits close to home when the joke is about what you do yourself!

@roystonlodge

2 жыл бұрын

You should visit Saskatchewan. It's small-town Ontario cranked to 11.

It is true, a Wisconsin town must have at least one bar or one church at every major intersection. Often both.

The cadence and word choice of that last part about ice fishing is so spot on.

Almost went ass-over tea kettle laughing so hard

The way he was almost in that backseat and still talking....I HOLLERED!!!!!

The AirPods bit was gold

LOL apps pronouncing Fond du Lac, Waukesha, etc. drive me wild. I love this so much!

Starting a full fledged one way conversation after someone else has quietly mentioned something is very accurate out here in the burbs.

Ya 10 to 15 minuets lmao!

If I had ever emigrated to the United States I would have gone to the Midwest. 😁🍻

@funch357

Жыл бұрын

One of the cheaper places to live in the nation, the Midwest! (Excepting Chicago and the Twin Cities)

@Mohawk_Productions

3 ай бұрын

@@funch357 How’s the Wisconsin cost of living?

I love this guy!!! So perceptive, so talented!!!

I have a coworker who's the nicest lady, but I often avoid her because she'll literally follow me down the hall to finish her long conversation I'm trying to walk away from. Yes, I live in the Midwest.

Literally saw a vehicle with “Uber” written on the side of the door on the salt n’ stuff. How crazy

What kinda freak describes distance in miles?! It’s minutes, der guy!

Honestly, your videos have made me seriously consider relocating to the Midwest. 🤓

These make me want to visit the midwest

I would love to live around such friendly people.. then again.. the part of TX I’m from is super unfriendly, and my first time out in WA, I told the Lyft driver I was out to do some camping and he offered to take my buddy and I backwoods camping if we were up for it. Idk if he was being friendly or if he was going to kill us 🤷🏻‍♂️.

@DaroriDerEinzige

Жыл бұрын

As a German, I thought Texan People were already incredible friendly and open.

@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405

Жыл бұрын

@@DaroriDerEinzige compared to Germans maybe. Hahah

@SgtDreamz

Жыл бұрын

Having lived in WA, you're completely right to wonder... Nice ones are evil, mean ones will lose a leg for ya.

@Nm-co6zp

Жыл бұрын

Whoa whoa whoa, ya can’t go saying people from Texas are mean. You got to name the specific area.

@Turbulence333

Жыл бұрын

@@Nm-co6zp I’m from south TX. But I’ve been all over except for far west TX.

Putting ranch on everything... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Need more of this, loved it.

I love you man! You make my day better

😂 throughout the entire vid. Thanks, Charlie and gang.

I finished all the ads for you! So funny!

Love the classic “ya nope ya betcha no”

Whoever the one dislike is, yeah- no; I’m on a call you later. Hey, you got my number right?

I wish I was friends with Charlie.

Can't wait for it to freeze over enough to go ice fishing. Not quite there yet, we're in an Indian Summer. Mother Nature needs to keep 'er movin.

@ryansander7687

4 жыл бұрын

You betcha! Imana get out there as soon as I can. You got my number right?

@willkriegforkartoffeln4878

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryansander7687 You betcha.

@levis4318

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll bring the brats and beer

Hey! I live in Fond du Lac and Wendt’s DOES have the best perch! Thanks for the mention!

#doorcounty here. Can’t tell you how many laughs you bring us!!!

too funny. you guys are great together.

As a full time driver (killing my car, dontchaknow), I approve this message 😂

You need a case of point special from the Stevens point brewery. Great video!

Every video this guy cracks me up.

One of yer best yet der eh.

God I love us!! And supper clubs ❤️

The Floating Perch, lol! (Our local mud-hole pond every August.) ☀️🐡

Hahaha I cant help but think its becauae my dad is from Wiaconsin. I was born and still live in NY but all the expreasions like 'ope' and 'no yeah' and the others on this channel i realize I ha e been doing all the time in my life haha

Ok after watching a few videos of yours I subscribed...

Haha id love to meet people like this driver..so friendly and the accent is awesome haha

@rubyfisch5077

11 ай бұрын

He doesn't have an accent. He sounds normal, like everyone I know. lol

Funny! Keep up the good work!

I changed my FB status from single to in a relationship the second I came across your channel and subscribed!!!!

I love this video

Lmao Oops, looks like I forgot I went shopping.

We were quite surprised to see this video. It's in our town and then they end up at my house!!! It was crazy to see Charlie at the end of my driveway!!

I love how the Uber sign is written on in frost on the side of the car 😂

I need to move to Minnesota! Now if you come back we’ll go ice fishing.. trunk full of beer, hell let’s go now!

Like the uber lyft written in salt

You’re too hilarious! I don’t mind chatting if I’m in a taxi or a Uber lol, it’s a great way to meet new people. The only thing that irritates me is reading some of the other comments, people have to throw digs about California when most of your video’s aren’t about California. So, WTH? people?! Lol.. people assume the worst about California as if we’re just one big city! Lol.. I’m from Southern California and lived in California all my life and I can promise you, there are so many friendly and caring people here. So many people are helpful, donate food, clothing, money, shelter, even taking in people who need help, build homes for people who are homeless. Communities help one another out. One time I fell real hard, I missed a step and almost fell into the street where it’s a busy street, someone accidentally bumped into me and I was on the curb and I fell hard, it was so painful, several people ran to me to help me, told me to sit still to make sure I didn’t break anything, and then they helped me up and made sure I was ok, luckily nothing was broken but just a couple of scrapes, this happened in San Francisco. Total strangers in San Francisco came to my rescue. It’s too bad that people assume the worst in California people. Every state has there good and bad. People may assume the Midwest states have the greatest and friendliest people, I’ve been to a Midwest state, not everyone was so friendly. Part of me wanted to assume because I’m Mexican-American, some people think I’m either Italian or from the Middle East! 🤷🏻‍♀️… But come visit me and I’ll be your tour guide, I’ll introduce you to my family and we’ll feed you well, give you a cozy room to sleep and probably give you a welcome party in your honor, here in California. 😁

Priceless.

Charlie I will go ice fishing with you when you come down around Waukesha next. That would be a fun video.

This is my town!!!!!! I've seen 4 now from my town! I love it!!!!

@bigsky3072

2 жыл бұрын

Is there a TYME Machine there?

The A/C in cold weather is horribly accurate. I may or may not have done that today. Converting miles into minutes in the car is also me.

Gottda goes baack to da store hay . Forgots da Johnsonviles.

Tell your friends I says hi! 😂

OMG you had me a Perch. What I wouldn't give for a Perch Plate from M&M's in Two Rivers.

"I don't trust an app that can't pronounce Fon du Lac" is a big mood. Add Menomonie, Wabasha, and Bois Forte to that list

I only visit the 'ol 715 during the cold months for the Kringle, so I just hear a well-educated journalist asking good questions.

Lol. “I don’t trust an app that can’t pronounce fond du lac”.

"Catch a couple perch" That's going to be my mantra from now on!

Very well done video

It's true about the northern pike! You gotta watch out for them "Y" bones. They can sneak up on ya if you aren't careful, or if you have had one too many beers while cleaning fish.

I spent a couple of days in Bayfield Wisconsin once. Went out to supper at a local place that was done in original late Forties knotty pine. Good food. A couple of people asked to have the AC turned on because the evening was unseasonably hot--somewhere in the 48 degree range.

Can't wait! Seeing Charles Berens live April 24th in Cleveland with my hot date 😁

I can just imagine uber customer service looking at his 1 star review & all it says is "Would not shut up".