The only time I have been stung was when an adult told me to stay still. The people who run away have the best plan.

@DizzyDior12

4 жыл бұрын

SAME!!

@kiomi8659

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss same

@rubixcube460

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Smithies To be honest it’s not really a plan. It just comes naturally to us

@777lucifero

4 жыл бұрын

I was about to write that. I was about 9, I was reading my mickey mouse comic, and a wasp landed on my finger. I had in mind the clear instructions, ''just stand still it won't bite you''.... you can guess the rest. I've ever since become a panicker.

@beth-tb2qy

4 жыл бұрын

Why thank you I like running away from them

There's a fourth way, the Avoider, similar to a sit stiller, but rather than just becoming a statue, they bob and weave and dodge bees and wasps like Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix

@bethanyleigh9691

4 жыл бұрын

Nick C HAHAAA omg me !!

@josephlim6702

4 жыл бұрын

Meeeee!

@Lord_Skeptic

4 жыл бұрын

I am the 4th. We are sort of between 1 and 2. We feel that while stay stillers do have a point about wofting, staying still is not a good idea either.

@cramhusame6569

4 жыл бұрын

100% me

@macjonas1720

4 жыл бұрын

I knew such a dedicated stay stiller, he sat there as a bee crawled into his mouth

Can we just appreciate the person who has to move the spotlight as Michael runs around the stage? :)

@_geo.rge.303_8

4 жыл бұрын

Yes Yes we can

@DeathWish92

3 жыл бұрын

It's probably an automated light...

@tracytyler1566

3 жыл бұрын

Very funny! That would be a challenge! Ha ha ha!

@tracytyler1566

3 жыл бұрын

“He seems pretty interested in you” 😂😂😂

@sarahstrong7174

3 жыл бұрын

Done.

Dont forget the avoiders we just see it and walk away thinking nope

I am a stay Stiller. My Grandma is a total panicker. While on holiday a wasp landed on my leg.I stayed still but my Grandma got her crutch and started hitting my leg to get rid of it. She hit everywhere but the wasp. After I ended up with about 6 bruises and a wasp sting.

@stacybrown4257

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Chadwick that's funnier than most videos

@JHH99k

4 жыл бұрын

Damn. I feel bad 4 you

@lindahoskins3692

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@themurrrr

4 жыл бұрын

She loves you so much ❤️ Some people: I would die for you Some other people: I would kill for you Your grandma: I would kill you for you.... love ya, kissies 😘😘😘

@bethsheldrick6027

4 жыл бұрын

Oh grandma

Total panicker almost jumped out of car because a bee flew in.

@poem_kym9406

4 жыл бұрын

vizeas 🤣 really?!

@Matt-xq2vk

4 жыл бұрын

I almost jumped off my bike at about 20mph because a bee flew past me

@PhilipBarron

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@sgtbattleaxe

4 жыл бұрын

Lol As a total panicker, I can see how this almost happened. Let’s just say, the compulsion to jump out of the car is real! Haha

@markyh88

4 жыл бұрын

I once jumped out of the car at the traffic lights when I wasp came in and I didn't have a moment of shame haha

I'm a "don't care-er" I just carry on as normal and let the Bee do the same. Its funny watching other people freak out though xD

@JosephGarcia05

4 жыл бұрын

Holmesy87 same

@liambreen7892

4 жыл бұрын

I’m the same until I get a free shot then I become a sniper with deadly accuracy😂 only if it’s a wasp tho

@Catubrannos

4 жыл бұрын

That works with bees but only sometimes with wasps. Wasps flying about might mean a nest is about and you don't want to disturb anything near that unless you're an exterminator.

@Reicha

3 жыл бұрын

If it's a bee I couldn't care less, but wasps make me panic. We have the most chill bees, they rarely buzz about people - they just go past. The wasps are like stasi, they need to inspect every inch of you just *in case* you're carrying contraband (sugary food >.>) that they need to confiscate.

I'm a combination of 2 and 3. I'll sit still for all of five seconds usually encouraged by others around me, then I jump up and just run until I'm at least a good 10 feet from where I started. It has saved my life many times.

@apricot561

4 жыл бұрын

Kayleigh Munro I slowly walk away, lure it away with something sweet or stay still

@jordangarcia3635

4 жыл бұрын

How did it save your life? Are you allergic to Bee's and Wasp's or something?

@alphachaoszines

4 жыл бұрын

I do that but when moving away I will take two slow steps backwards, then run.

@mountainlife8056

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. Same first name as you as well. Maybe its a Kayleigh thing 🤣🤣

@intimpulliber7376

2 жыл бұрын

am i the only one that just hits them? it always works lmao

Hi five if you’re a total panicker! 👍

@OccyDaBoss

5 жыл бұрын

*hifive*

@francaperotti5934

5 жыл бұрын

🙏

@poem_kym9406

4 жыл бұрын

☀️ Ｓｕｎｎｙ Ｄａｙｓ ☀️ Hi-five back at ya 👍 🐝

@OlliB66

4 жыл бұрын

✋

@francaperotti5934

4 жыл бұрын

@@OlliB66 wow no need to smack me in the face. 🤣

This is probably my favourite laugh-out-loud of Michael's stuff. The "panickers" is so funny when he screams 😂

I was a wafter that evolved into a total panicker so now I am proud to admit that I'm a total panicker. Who else?

@svyatoslavrurikovich8831

5 жыл бұрын

*wafter

@blakeneal7205

5 жыл бұрын

panicker*

@purplesage2621

5 жыл бұрын

*dodger whilst scolding said insect

@libbyreesbarresi7459

5 жыл бұрын

i went from panicker to mega hysterical panicker after couple of stings! (i didnt know they were there until they stung me! the gits)

@anannonymouscoverartist

5 жыл бұрын

ME!!!!

I’m a wafter, and it was spot on in how you can evolve into a total panicker

Omg, this is hilarious!! I am, 100%, a total panicker! And guess what? I only got stung ONCE in my entire life and it was when I tried being a stand-stiller! Lol Too funny and so true!

@visi7891

2 жыл бұрын

i dont get it, so theyll quickly see you and then sting? i have bee phobia so i rly dont know what they do. i PANICK doesnt matter what they do. it's in my line of sight, IM PANICKING all the way while im being an avoider running away

I go running and screaming every time 😂 Wasps are so scary looking and mean

I can't help it. I'm a total panicker! Who's with me?

@PhilipBarron

4 жыл бұрын

Me. :)

@Maz-zb9uf

4 жыл бұрын

Yep 🙋

@jodistewart4452

3 жыл бұрын

I am a total paincker 🐝

@TDpeanut170

2 жыл бұрын

My 8 y.o son 🙈😂

When I was about 10 years old, we had a swarm of bees that would fly around our school yard periodically. We developed a “hit the deck” method that was quite effective. You would see a mass of bees come around and sixty children immediately throwing themselves at the ground.

@landonorris6

3 жыл бұрын

💀

I’m the “just ignore it” and my brother is a “OMFG IM GONNA DIE”

@Lolo-le9dc

3 жыл бұрын

Me and my brother 2 It’s the funniest thing when you see us with a wasp because I don’t care and my brother is screaming as loud as he can 😂

@jupiter3io523

3 жыл бұрын

So true. 😂

I’m a Canadian who has never connected with Brit comedy but this guy makes me LITERALLY roll on the ground laughing!!!

I love his antics and I laugh so much! I had a bee land on my ham and cheese sandwich and the bee cut out a perfect little square in the ham, a tiny piece, and flew off!!

I'm a wafter and no matter how many times I watch this I never find it boring 🤣🤣and I feel for the people near the speakers

i think Michael should react to strange addictions like the woman who loves to be stung by bees

@humanname5071

4 жыл бұрын

No

@sourdemon

4 жыл бұрын

He's a comedian. Not a reaction channel.

@jdmlover1084

4 жыл бұрын

Dude that shit scares me

Im so glad my mom raised me watching stuff like this

I'm in the progress of downgrading _from_ a *total panicker* to a *wafter* ! Hope the bees will appreciate it.

@tillyboos

5 жыл бұрын

When I was younger, I was a TOTAL panicker. Then, after realizing that the two Bees that stung me probably did so because I WAS panicking, I became a wafter. I think the Bees DO appreciate it. Wasps however, are another story: they are a LOT scarier and dangerous than Bees. If I see them, I just stay away. Especially because Wasps usually make in-ground nests, and when they get stepped on, it's pretty UGLY.

@silverspoonaj6483

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh me too

@Widdekuu91

4 жыл бұрын

@Celina Just waft slowly, that's the right way to waft. Slow, large movements through the air, with your entire arm, outwards. It doesn't see much distance, so if you waft quickly, it'll panick and think you're attacking it. If you waft with your arm slowly, it'll be able to determine whether or not you're a predator and decide to leave without putting up a fight. Walking off slowly but surely (and leaving any fruit/candy behind that you might've been eating and that attracted them) is also a good choice.

The whole time I tried to usher stupid wasp to stop attacking light bulb and go outside I was thinking about this. Totally went from wafter to a panic mode xD

Protect the bees 💖💕

@WhiteWave3

5 жыл бұрын

VeganBekah269 Yea boat definitely but the wasps... well let’s just say they don’t enjoys such a status with me 🌸

@johnstriker480

4 жыл бұрын

Somebody say Berenstain Bears.... LOL

I'm the second one, almost all of my friends are the third. You can probably imagine how annoyed I get every time

@tvlwortwahn1322

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable! I was keeping bees with a club at school - can _you_ imagine how annoying total panickers are next to a bee hive? And in the ends it's always the people that are really working getting the stings...

@bubbly912

5 жыл бұрын

I'm the second one.

@ala0284

4 жыл бұрын

They have literal poison needles on their arses and want to hurt you

@moistapple

4 жыл бұрын

Same here and it’s mad annoying cuz it’s literally so easy just to stay still and they have never stung me when I stay calm

I'm a staystiller, and I've been stung once in my life, when I grabbed a rose as a child and it was on there and stung me. I've never seen a panicker get stung, but I've seen them twist their ankles and hit their head _hard_ on low branches while blindly running off. And the wafters usually agitate them and then they become runners, indeed.

He left out the murderers who just squash and go lol

@Paltse

5 жыл бұрын

Murderer only if it is your kind of animal that you do murder.

@jay._.01010

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@khalidmahmood1138

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm dying

I’ve been stung by wasps 4 times. So while I used to be someone who just ignored them and didn’t care, I have now become a total panicker.

I'm a stay stiller/wafter but I don't panic lol. 22 years and no bee/wasp sting whoop!

@Widdekuu91

4 жыл бұрын

@Katie Brewer Same here, only once when I picked a rose and it stung me. And a bumblebee once, that I picked up from the floor, but that was just stupid. As long as you waft slowly and don't startle them with their near-sightedness (if that's what it's called...I'm foreign) then there's no problem :)

I'm the total panicker lol The floor was burning and I still stood there, bare feet, then running Twice this week they have actually chased me round the garden with my sister going YOU'RE ENCOURAGING IT

I was a stay stiller once, then I got stung, and I’ve been a total panicker ever since😂

@francescanorrington9732

2 жыл бұрын

omg same 😂😂😂

This is actually very accurate. I remember once getting very angry with someone wafting a fly because they were angering it. I also remember running around screaming, 'ITS CHASING ME, ITS CHASING ME AAAHHHHHHHHH'

@jhutch1681

Жыл бұрын

Lol.

My roommates and I at uni were all three of those reactions. I'm the stay-stiller, they were the panicker and the wafter.

That dude has the best scream.

Oh Michael you cheered my dreary Monday up, you make me laugh until my belly hurts 💖

I was watching this and my sister was in the back. When she heard mcintyre scream she was like "what are you watching?" I told her what I was watching. Then I told her that I was the chill one that moves my hands around and that she was the one that panics. She immediately denied it. The next day was a very hot day and we opened the windows. A fly came in and flew passed my sister and she screamed. She started running around and told me to help her. The fly flew off and I started to laugh and told her "I told you you were the one that panics" she got embarassed and walked away😂😂

Total panicker - check! OMG Michael is such an acute observer

@RandomPlayIist

5 жыл бұрын

How is he an acute observer for portraying someone flipping out over a wasp? He literally just screamed, it's a pretty obvious "observation" lol.

@mer342

5 жыл бұрын

Was‘n referring only to this wasp portraying- but all his shows e.g parenting, planes blablabla

👍 to all you wafters out there 👌 Another MM classic - just like his audience, I couldn’t stop laughing. A great way to start my day 🤗🇦🇺

I was a stay stiller until a wasp landed on my face and started crawling into my ear so I started panicking and it stung me 😂

I'm a stay stiller. You mustn't talk either. 😂

I go from a very terrified, frozen stance and then I absolutely panic.

I love how he screams lol! He is sooo funny!

I scream and run as far away as I can, definitely a panicker

2:50 a friend of mine had to go through at least a minute, possibly more, of a wasp crawling on their lip and pinching them. Even after that everybody stayed completely chill. We were 5 people and AT LEAST three wasps. Nobody got stung, it was honestly impressive considering the whole wasp in the face thing

I'm a redhead so I get all the critters: bees, wasps, hornets, butterflys, and, yes, hummingbirds. I am a "standstill"er.

@redrose578

5 жыл бұрын

Just asking for a friend. What does beeing a redhead have to do with insects targeting someone? By the way, I'm more of a silent hider.

@lily277

5 жыл бұрын

@@redrose578 They're more keen of the color, so they typically they wont avoid you as they would another person I believe.

@02ladydamned

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I made it this far in life without realising this was the reason wasps always come after me. Can't believe even insects are bullying ginger people

@alexsnell1925

4 жыл бұрын

Lala LeeLah same here

@janetangel3127

4 жыл бұрын

I've got dyed auburn kind of coloured hair...do wasps and bees go towards this colour?😳

I’m a stay stiller until a wasp comes near me then it’s all over I will run for my life

@darinaangelova2882

4 жыл бұрын

WAS IT A HORNET?!

I used to be a stay stiller but well that evolved so now I’m a total panic person

I'm the mix of a stay stiller and a total panicked. But I stay still out of pure fear not out of confidence.

I am a total panicker by nature, but was brought up by a strict stay still-er, so I am now a back away and hyperventilate-er.

The world around, we're all the same. We can all relate with this!

I’m a bit of all of them but I’m also the person who tries to punch them. When I was 5 one was on my face and I literally slapped myself to get revenge. I got stung and reacted badly whilst the dumb wasp got away. Not only was I stung but I had a massive hand print on my face. At that point I decided to never let a wasp get away.

Not going to lie, I'm a total panicker whenever a wasp comes near me

I'm definitely total panicker always been the ahhhh run away type 🤣🤣

Me: STAY STILL My friend: screams and shouts ITS A HORNETTTT!!

3:54 every theatre kid is a total panickier, that’s literally me

I’m a panicker & I start way before the bee is close because I know it’s on an assignment from hell. The funniest thing (other than this video) is to watch a panicker through a window/with no sound! It looks like a dissent into madness!

I was the total stiller, never got bit in my life (thank god😂), I used to work at McDonald's, once I was on the drivethru and a wasp sat on my face, I think my soul left my body at that moment... I just carried on serving my customers who we absolutely shitting it😂 the wasp got bored of me after about a minute and flew away Moral of the story, total stillers aren't that bad😂

I was outside at school and a group of year 11 boys started to scream and run around cause of a wasp it was soooo funny 😂

@amber5675

4 жыл бұрын

Took me a moment to realize it's year 11 not 11 yrs old lol

The BBC Film The Collision plot revolves around a massive accident because of a Wafter on a Duel Carriage Way. Incredible film-a Must See. Greetings from a Wafter from Wyoming! 🙋🏼‍♀️🏔🌠

@borleyboo5613

5 жыл бұрын

Melanie O'Hara I have that film on DVD. Yes, it’s a brilliant drama and very good back stories of the victims.

I am definitely number 3, lmao

I'm a panicker too, only instead of screaming... I just repeatedly say nope in the most panicky tone you would ever hear as I run or fast walk away from it.

I just get super tense when one comes near. I do tend to be a stay stiller. But they land, and then I become a panicker

I am so happy to watch these videos. You are a real star. Hello from France.

Just the best clip ever. Brilliant, and so relatable!

Total panicker I had a mental breakdown in class when a bee came in once the girl who was actually allergic was calm but me over at the other side of the room was sobbing hard scared out of my mind

@blue8220

4 жыл бұрын

So you had a mental breakdown over A BEE, even though the girl who could have actually been hospitalised by it was calm 😑😑

@lisaslife4807

3 жыл бұрын

R F I was exaggerating slightly but it was still extremely scary for me I was literally sobbing my eyes out and had to be sent out of class to calm down

I'm probably a wafter but once I was playing cricket and tried to waft the bee with the bat but ended up hitting it in mid air that it died... sorry bee ☹

@GroundhogDayisAWESOME

4 жыл бұрын

Congrats! That's pretty cool actually. lol

@humanname5071

4 жыл бұрын

You will go to hell

@squidge4728

4 жыл бұрын

@@GroundhogDayisAWESOME um NO!

He's adorable! 💞😂💖😂💞

I’m this weird hybrid of a total panicker. I don’t scream, but I will duck out of the way to almost slav-squat stance just to get out of the way.

In the 2nd grade, a bee flew into our classroom. The teacher told us to be still and calm. We all did, except for one girl. The bee landed on her ear as she ran around screaming and stung her. I'm a confirmed "freezer".

I’m a total panicker with a family full of stay stillers so you can imagine how stupid they think I am 😂😂

As a kid I sat very still, as I had been taught, when a wasp landed on my arm in class. It stung me anyway! I've been a total panicker ever since. If my husband's around I'll hysterically insist he protect me. Bees are fine by me though, it's just wasps that are evil.

Can totally relate to this. I'm a wasp panicker.

I love when Micheal says in the most British voice that I’ve ever heard: my dude

Me with bees: "Oh, hey little dude." Me with wasps: SCREAMS

I’m a total panicker! Amazingly it’s actually on the phobia list... spheksophobia is the legitimate fear of wasps! I break out in full seizure mode when one flys near... lol

I never panic, I brush away the wasp or bee without aggression. Carpenter bees are the best to watch! What a mind! Who else would think of this!

I waft but make sure my mouth stays firmly shut.

He forgot #4..... the swatters! Lol, that's me.

Oh my god i am DEFINITELY a total panicker😂😂

I have moved to Australia and although the insects here are much scarier the wasps and bees are far less annoying. The wasps in Europe won’t leave you alone- here in Australia they look terrifying but they never bother you!

I cant stop laughing!!!🤣😂🤣

i got stung on holiday once and the whole of Bodrum knew about it

@anonymouslykind8981

5 жыл бұрын

I was sitting in a Outdoor restaurant next to the sea in Bodrum turkey And Saw a Flying insect look like a Bee Bigger than Golf ball flying around our table. you Don`t see shit like that in The UK, The Airport had nearly no one in it at all Completely desolate

I'm PROUD to be a Number #1 wafter!

I'm a total panicking wafter.

He's the funniest man ever I almost fell off my chair laughing

I'm sure that I've been all three in my life. First I was a panicker, then a stay stiller, now I'm a wafter. And it's true, you seem to get stung less when you just don't care.

I love this bit because I'm a wafter and my hubby is a total panicker lol. He always gets me to deal with and winged bug that has black and yellow stripes lol. However, I am definitely an anomaly. The more aggressive a wasp gets with me, the more aggressive I get with it. I have actually removed wasps nests this way and come out of both battles with: at one nest - only 2 stings, at the other nest - zero stings (was a very small nest), both while wearing minimal protective gear - shorts, a t-shirt, some rubber gloves, and sunglasses, and using nothing more than a broom handle, a dollarama racket bug zapper, and some bug spray. Now, as for bees, my grandma valued them very much and used to actually pet them when she was in her garden. She had a beautiful garden and used to get tons of bees (funnily enough, never wasps though). It was almost like these almost oblivious beings just knew somehow that they could trust her. I have carried on this respect and love for them, and have actually already rescued a couple this summer. They are very passive and will even allow you to carry them in your hand away from danger if they are weak and vulnerable, and understand that you are not a threat (for those who don't know: bees can only sting once and then they die, and they are an extremely important part of our ecosystem. Wasps have their place in the food chain too of course, but they can sting over and over again with no physical repercussions, and it seems like they go out of their way to be assholes lol) Side note, if you see a bee that looks weak, and/or is having trouble flying and you're not in a position to move it yourself, a shallow dish of water with a bit of suger in it, and some protection from direct sun/elements, and any predators, will increase their survival rate by a huge amount. Which will increase the planet's survival potential - thereby increasing humanity's

Just when I thought I’d already seen your funniest video I saw this.

1:30 is literally EXACTLY how I act in those situations! 😂

In tears here.

Total panicker I am. But also number 4: The squash them until you’re damn certain they’re deadEr (Wasps I mean not Bees) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sit-stiller here. Even after this, I’m still convinced it is the best strategy.

Thats so me!😂 i waft and shorty after just panic. Never been stung yet.

Best way to start my day.

Then there's me. Who picks up the bees!

Awesome and so funny🤣 i laugh tears watching him 🥰 Carmen from Germany 🇧🇪😎

Personally I'm a Swatter! Pretty accurate for a 70 year old granny I'm proud to say!

I outgrew Total Panicker as a child (got me stung several times, including a bee stuck to the arch of my foot whilst panicking). Now as a gardener I am a hybrid of stay stiller and wafter (have to be kind to those bees, you know). Only been stung once - when I stepped on someone's home in my lawn.

@jawjagrrl

5 жыл бұрын

Oh the irony! Got stung six times today in my shed! Staying still did not work out. Total panic did

I know someone who is a panicker and when saw this i nearly wet myself laughing it was soo funny xx