MICHAEL McINTYRE - Royal Variety Performance 2010

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He opens the show with Snow, Food and Christmas!

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  • @madperson876
    @madperson8767 жыл бұрын

    It's half past midnight and I should be asleep, but I am just watching Michael McIntyre videos on my phone! 😂

  • @sukicleo

    @sukicleo

    7 жыл бұрын

    madperson876 I've been doing the same all week.... i can't stop watching him.... he is so funny and engaging ☺

  • @madperson876

    @madperson876

    7 жыл бұрын

    SussexGal78 I agree - I am always binge watching him and Russell Howard! I bought tickets for me and my sister for Russell Howard's world tour last Christmas - I don't think I have seen her so excited! 😂

  • @amberpopplewell8931

    @amberpopplewell8931

    7 жыл бұрын

    madperson876 me too!!!!!!!!

  • @9_in_the_afternoon

    @9_in_the_afternoon

    7 жыл бұрын

    Amber Popplewell Me three :)

  • @emomusicandmusicaltheatre8761

    @emomusicandmusicaltheatre8761

    7 жыл бұрын

    madperson876 Literally SAME! It's 12:30

  • @AndThePincers
    @AndThePincers11 жыл бұрын

    I love Michael McIntyre, he can literally talk about anything and make it funny.

  • @MovieMakerInTheMakin
    @MovieMakerInTheMakin13 жыл бұрын

    The good thing with Michael McIntyre is he's funny and young children can watch him too. He doesn't swear much, he doesn't talk about all that rude stuff which makes life easier if you don't know about it and his jokes are funny and easy to understand! MICHAEL McINTYRE IS AWESOME!

  • @jamsdodger8970
    @jamsdodger89706 жыл бұрын

    It's snowing. I'm John Snow Goodnight !!!!!

  • @Aleksandraaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Aleksandraaaaaaaaaaaa5 жыл бұрын

    I love how britain goes to chaos when it snows like an inch😂 i live in finland and we go to school when there is like 3ft of snow

  • @shyone968

    @shyone968

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happens in the USA too. in North Carolina they have the threat of snow or ice they shut down the airports, schools and government buildings. So many closings of businesses. When we lived in Maine, three feet of snow and the snow plow was in front of the school bus plowing the way to school. They did delay school for heavy fog though.

  • @shijoejoseph2011

    @shijoejoseph2011

    4 жыл бұрын

    Come to Canada, I dare ye! 😂🤣

  • @johnott1603

    @johnott1603

    4 жыл бұрын

    If we’re being honest, we could easily go to school during snow, obviously there’d be a few changes like uniform allowances or you can wear your coat in class, but we’re all lazy shits and take it as an excuse to stay home all day 😂

  • @MiTmite9

    @MiTmite9

    4 жыл бұрын

    And you walk 8km each way, barefoot.

  • @Aleksandraaaaaaaaaaaa

    @Aleksandraaaaaaaaaaaa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shijoe Joseph it’s the same in finland lol

  • @lewisjaffray.403
    @lewisjaffray.4036 жыл бұрын

    Well I like him because he is not rude! So thanks,

  • @ginnymay8965

    @ginnymay8965

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I like Michael coz he’s a nice man! 😊❤️ that and though he does still swear a bit.. his jokes are mostly innocent and relatable 😊👍🏻

  • @joshd8427

    @joshd8427

    5 жыл бұрын

    ginny may swearing doesnt matter surely?

  • @JCXP123

    @JCXP123

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@joshd8427 Yeah i think many comedians do swear in their jokes, but i found that Michael doesn't swear a lot so it is more refreshing. Some comedians swear too much imo...

  • @joshd8427

    @joshd8427

    5 жыл бұрын

    JCXP123 i agree. swearing can be used to improve comedy as it can emphasize points but sometimes it can seem forced

  • @JCXP123

    @JCXP123

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@joshd8427 yup! That's exactly what I meant! :) I remember when my cousins were watching a comedian (I don't know his name) and I found his act rather crude because he swore too much :/ It honestly makes a difference and I only realized that when I found some of Mcintyre's stuff

  • @SophStevenson
    @SophStevenson3 жыл бұрын

    It’s 5am. I should be asleep. I can’t stop watching KZread recommendations. Please send help.

  • @stefanikaci6915

    @stefanikaci6915

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can't help you because im in the same situation😅

  • @hollyplum8334
    @hollyplum833411 жыл бұрын

    When I ask people if they've watched any of MM's stand up comedy and they say no, I get secretly excited 'cause it means I have an excuse to watch them all again with them :P

  • @joycemoss6205

    @joycemoss6205

    4 жыл бұрын

    Feb 2020 I am 76 and have been watching him for years and no one knows who he is!!! I live in Louisiana

  • @xAvispar
    @xAvispar11 жыл бұрын

    I love how he always sounds like he's onthe verge of laughing lol

  • @leereadman9940
    @leereadman99406 жыл бұрын

    so funny love Michael Mc always makes me laugh. really nice to see Prince Charles happy and smiling. love turkey lol tfs

  • @josephcosgroveF4fl

    @josephcosgroveF4fl

    5 жыл бұрын

    His wife seemed a bit of a misery until one of their aides told her she was being filmed.

  • @KeviSky1
    @KeviSky112 жыл бұрын

    This is talent. Very confident man... Makin that crowd laugh isnt easy but he is just tooo good

  • @milesnewton6758
    @milesnewton675810 жыл бұрын

    You have gotta love this guy

  • @ellierose6833
    @ellierose68336 жыл бұрын

    Michael McIntyre is so funny. I'm dying.😂😂

  • @britturk123
    @britturk12313 жыл бұрын

    Love macyntyre, he is just such a funny man with a beautifull character.

  • @kathrynostick9779
    @kathrynostick97796 жыл бұрын

    The hate of turkey is so true... both mum and I were discussing how we hate turkey last year but as soon as my dad suggested having chicken or pork it was like he'd suggested something outrageous! Oh Christmas!

  • @aewtx

    @aewtx

    5 жыл бұрын

    I like turkey. And in the US we have turkey meat in the deli section. But no one ever makes it at home aside from Thanksgiving or some holiday because it's expensive otherwise and takes so long to cook.

  • @marylizsotoquiles

    @marylizsotoquiles

    5 жыл бұрын

    In Puerto Rico we have roasted pork for Christmas it’s tradition 😂 I can’t imagine eating turkey for a holiday (except for thanksgiving and even then sometimes they make some pork on the side lol)

  • @clothilde1623

    @clothilde1623

    5 жыл бұрын

    My mum started making roast chicken instead of turkey years ago and we have no regrets whatsoever! Mmm it’s lovely with cranberry sauce.

  • @shyone968

    @shyone968

    4 жыл бұрын

    We have turkey at thanksgiving and a standing rib roast for Christmas.

  • @clothilde1623

    @clothilde1623

    4 жыл бұрын

    In the UK having turkey for Christmas has become kind of sacrosanct, as it is for Thanksgiving in the Americas. (Bear in mind Thanksgiving is a purely New World tradition.) Weirdly it is the only time of year you will catch Brits eating turkey - there’s no turkey meat in our sandwiches this side of the pond, and most will probably admit to not even being that fond of the stuff (tbh it’s dry and flavourless) - but the idea of a turkey-less Christmas just seems, well, _wrong._ However having experienced Christmas without it I would urge other Brits to follow suit! Chicken all the way, my compadres. 😀 I literally don’t know a single person who has ever even tried goose, though it sounds very tasty. Not sure when that fell out of favour. Always makes me think of _A Christmas Carol_ ! 🎄

  • @CaitlinD1997
    @CaitlinD199713 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely LOVE him! he's a complete legendddd!!

  • @fujikoybanez5266
    @fujikoybanez52665 жыл бұрын

    3:09am watching his video.... I don’t regret anything

  • @stefanikaci6915

    @stefanikaci6915

    3 жыл бұрын

    5:04am... same😂

  • @bigbrainsbigtits
    @bigbrainsbigtits11 жыл бұрын

    How the hell does he not cry with laughter ?! Love the religion bit ! XD

  • @joannaclarke970
    @joannaclarke9709 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy I always laugh so much my mouth goes dry.

  • @ResidentPenguin
    @ResidentPenguin13 жыл бұрын

    I love how camilla looks totally unimpressed yet Charles is sat there giggling to himself.! :D

  • @jeanaston8556

    @jeanaston8556

    2 жыл бұрын

    LOL. how can she not laugh????

  • @MiTmite9
    @MiTmite94 жыл бұрын

    Delightful. And I'm not even British.

  • @stevekay90
    @stevekay906 жыл бұрын

    I love sprouts, I think they are the best thing about Christmas dinner, Sprouts and properly cooked sausage meat.

  • @nahnahnahwoaah
    @nahnahnahwoaah11 жыл бұрын

    THE SNOW THING OH MY GOSH. He's so right. I refuse to watch the news these days cause it's all snow...

  • @marylizsotoquiles
    @marylizsotoquiles5 жыл бұрын

    It’s interesting to hear what other countries eat for Christmas 😂

  • @TheJazzwazz
    @TheJazzwazz13 жыл бұрын

    you can't beat Michael best comedian ever.. only one to actually make me cry with laughter everytime :L

  • @HolzeyP92
    @HolzeyP9212 жыл бұрын

    Befor watching this in 2010 i wasn't really a fan of him, but this converted me, he's hallerious :)

  • @emmcatherine1460
    @emmcatherine14605 жыл бұрын

    I am watching just before Christmas and I find this sketch so so funny.

  • @natstephens82
    @natstephens8211 жыл бұрын

    Woah woah woah, go back. What was the first part? It says he had a large meal. Jesus!... OK let's focus on that day. Looool

  • @highvoltage2426
    @highvoltage242611 жыл бұрын

    He's awesome !!!!!!!!!!! ;)

  • @amydunn3393
    @amydunn33937 жыл бұрын

    That's why I always have chicken for Christmas dinner 💖

  • @holliehrm7928

    @holliehrm7928

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @FruitLooperLove
    @FruitLooperLove13 жыл бұрын

    I love him!! He's so amazing and cute!! Gahhhhhhhh can't cope! I need to meet him

  • @marthacossham4350
    @marthacossham435011 жыл бұрын

    i love how his jacket goes all weird and he didnt know for A WHOLE PERFORMANCE :D

  • @melissawarrenx
    @melissawarrenx12 жыл бұрын

    "have you got any fart grenades from Belgium" always gets mehahahahaha

  • @london2554
    @london25545 жыл бұрын

    I have to be outside so I am watching him in our garden cos he is soo funny.

  • @alucardfu2
    @alucardfu29 жыл бұрын

    6:27 You got any Fart Grenades from Belgium

  • @gigglebot31
    @gigglebot3113 жыл бұрын

    Love it!!

  • @jecka1982
    @jecka198213 жыл бұрын

    i love this man! hes brilliant. the christmas jokes are so funny....and yet sooo true!

  • @thatawkwardchannel
    @thatawkwardchannel12 жыл бұрын

    cant wait to see him next year!

  • @Andreea0302
    @Andreea030212 жыл бұрын

    His laugh after he makes a joke can be funnier than the joke itself lol

  • @jecka1982
    @jecka198213 жыл бұрын

    John Snow!! Lol!! Christmas and christians eating....pancakes, hot cross buns, easter eggs in garden!! this guy is brilliant!!

  • @kmmles21
    @kmmles2113 жыл бұрын

    Maaan I Love Him

  • @hikers163
    @hikers16313 жыл бұрын

    i love u michael

  • @50ztej
    @50ztej13 жыл бұрын

    he is just the best

  • @blathnaidcochrane3712
    @blathnaidcochrane37125 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant Comedian👍

  • @TheChar19
    @TheChar1913 жыл бұрын

    Cool love Michael McIntyre best comedian ever

  • @WattzOrJerk
    @WattzOrJerk13 жыл бұрын

    enjoyed watchin this

  • @MrsThyrsa
    @MrsThyrsa13 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Belgiulm and don't like Brussel sprouts either ^^ Most of us (Belgians) don't!!!! And I don't have a freakin' idea either why thet keep selling them xD!!! Michael you're simply the BEST!!!!!

  • @HessuHopo80
    @HessuHopo8012 жыл бұрын

    hes BRILLIANT !

  • @GEErardwayy
    @GEErardwayy13 жыл бұрын

    This guy is so good

  • @SuperstarSarahx
    @SuperstarSarahx13 жыл бұрын

    I love this man :) When he was on about X Factor I was in stitches :') x

  • @alexisagidee3002
    @alexisagidee300211 жыл бұрын

    omg i laughed so much i had a coughing fit!

  • @saladspinner3200
    @saladspinner32004 жыл бұрын

    I Remember the winters of 2009-2010-2011-2012-2013

  • @pianogirlie123
    @pianogirlie12313 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy!!! he so cutee and funny!!!!

  • @Jmatthews1998
    @Jmatthews199813 жыл бұрын

    how could u dis lik dis man is a LEGEND

  • @caesar4857
    @caesar48577 жыл бұрын

    Forgotten how funny he is xD

  • @minime3975
    @minime39754 жыл бұрын

    Soooo funny. Gotta love him.

  • @iamadramaqueen96
    @iamadramaqueen9613 жыл бұрын

    LOOOOOOOOOL, I absolutley love him so much. Keep up the good work man, you had me in stiches last night ;)) xxx

  • @4uimogen
    @4uimogen12 жыл бұрын

    Love Micheal McIntyre is is AWSONE!! init blad

  • @user-ot1ce9zb8k
    @user-ot1ce9zb8k6 жыл бұрын

    I like turkey..I eat it all year long.. 😊

  • @MovingHabbo
    @MovingHabbo13 жыл бұрын

    we

  • @canna8676
    @canna86766 жыл бұрын

    It's the same with snow here in Switzerland... even though it snows EVERY YEAR FOR A LONG LONG TIME!!

  • @ibosquez5238

    @ibosquez5238

    5 жыл бұрын

    We have snow every 25 years, but this is Texas. 🌵We have a hot summer and the heat stays for a really long time, always 105 degrees Fahrenheit. I think that's 40 degrees Celsius.

  • @teachingundertheaurora7504
    @teachingundertheaurora75044 жыл бұрын

    Finally someone who shares my feelings on Brussels Sprouts. Little Fart Veggies!

  • @Bubble734
    @Bubble73413 жыл бұрын

    he's SO FUNNY!!!!! :D love him

  • @Emily100XX
    @Emily100XX13 жыл бұрын

    i LOVE THIS GUY AND HIS BOOK HAHA X

  • @crazymonkeyninjas1
    @crazymonkeyninjas113 жыл бұрын

    thank you 4 putting on utube

  • @kieranxRHCP
    @kieranxRHCP12 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @Spoons011
    @Spoons01113 жыл бұрын

    worlds best comedian (by miles) :D

  • @TheNoobinator500
    @TheNoobinator50013 жыл бұрын

    Bruno Mars"Fart grenade". LoL

  • @LouiseLollipop
    @LouiseLollipop13 жыл бұрын

    Everything he says is SO TRUE.

  • @Tommyleon225
    @Tommyleon22512 жыл бұрын

    Sprouts are amazing!

  • @LOLxxxFIFIxxxLOL
    @LOLxxxFIFIxxxLOL12 жыл бұрын

    BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @libby6272
    @libby62726 жыл бұрын

    My mum is obsessed with sprouts, it’s ridiculous

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin14855 жыл бұрын

    Jacket comedy SO good.

  • @ibosquez5238
    @ibosquez52387 жыл бұрын

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💖💋

  • @catbarr924
    @catbarr92412 жыл бұрын

    fall off my chair every. time. i. see. this.

  • @AdamMoore86
    @AdamMoore8613 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing so much, best comedian ever

  • @CurlyCorinne
    @CurlyCorinne13 жыл бұрын

    when i watched this that night it acually was snowing:DD

  • @missrubberduck321
    @missrubberduck32113 жыл бұрын

    Everything is soooooo true

  • @elliottfirth6790
    @elliottfirth679010 жыл бұрын

    John snow has nothing to do with this,it's just a funny name when speaking about SNOW

  • @rollercoaster208

    @rollercoaster208

    10 жыл бұрын

    Jon Snow is a news reporter, so it does have something to do with this... I don't think he's referring to GoT in 2010...

  • @elliottfirth6790

    @elliottfirth6790

    10 жыл бұрын

    Oh ok I didn't know :)

  • @rollercoaster208

    @rollercoaster208

    10 жыл бұрын

    Elliott Firth No worries, now you do :)

  • @elliottfirth6790

    @elliottfirth6790

    10 жыл бұрын

    Haha yep

  • @hussamkhan8873
    @hussamkhan887311 жыл бұрын

    Actually, being a Muslim myself I say that we do not starve, we eat when the fast ends(I stuff myself much like Michael ) and then we fast again to show our appreciation of the food that our god(Allah) has given to us. P.S Michael that was so funny!!! :)

  • @stickmanwalle
    @stickmanwalle11 жыл бұрын

    Amazing, so funny!!!

  • @louistift7102
    @louistift710211 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @Midtowner321
    @Midtowner32113 жыл бұрын

    He is sooo funny espesh the weather!!!

  • @AR-iy7oy
    @AR-iy7oy3 жыл бұрын

    One thing that really gets on my nerves is that all the so called stars sit front and centre while the common man has to sit behind, if it wasn't for the public these stars wouldn't be half as famous, why can't they mingle them so normal people can actually meet their idols.

  • @CheezyGeo
    @CheezyGeo13 жыл бұрын

    I hope he hosts next years Royal Variety!

  • @Lucyloo2805
    @Lucyloo280513 жыл бұрын

    AMAZING! So funny!

  • @jacksonendersfan
    @jacksonendersfan13 жыл бұрын

    Best Comedian xx :) !!

  • @izzysamgrace
    @izzysamgrace13 жыл бұрын

    Hes brill

  • @SeaweedBrain113097
    @SeaweedBrain11309713 жыл бұрын

    I read Michael McIntyre's autobiography! It was so funny! and sad at the same time. :D

  • @jessicamurgatroyd8134
    @jessicamurgatroyd813411 жыл бұрын

    "squashed up vegetable fart ball" :)

  • @heavababe
    @heavababe13 жыл бұрын

    he's is funny

  • @Quacki29
    @Quacki2912 жыл бұрын

    @JohnBobSmithSmithBob I see your point. My family are atheist but we celebrate Eid, Divali and Christmas amongst other religious celebrations. My dad is big into teaching us about religions so we make candles at Divali etc. You are right though. There was some crap in the paper last year saying we should call Christmas the 'Winter Festival' so the Muslims aren't offended but you're right, they celebrate it aswell!

  • @Andyme91
    @Andyme9112 жыл бұрын

    @yeachanpark John Snow is a TV news presenter on channel 4.

  • @WinnietheGlue
    @WinnietheGlue12 жыл бұрын

    i love how true this is xD

  • @Ewokhurl
    @Ewokhurl13 жыл бұрын

    @MissDumyat that was the best description ever of what I have been SUFFERING these past few years I have been on youtube.Thank god someone understands my commenting disease!

  • @iggystar70
    @iggystar7013 жыл бұрын

    its snowing :D

  • @BabyPuddleDuck
    @BabyPuddleDuck12 жыл бұрын

    I have beef or chicken for a Sunday roast and turkey at Christmas!! Pork only sometimes

  • @FunChannle7
    @FunChannle712 жыл бұрын

    John Snow is a news teller in BBC 3.

  • @BonJoviMad100
    @BonJoviMad1003 жыл бұрын

    “Have you got any fart grenades from Belgium?”

  • @JhullyAmilly
    @JhullyAmilly9 жыл бұрын

    Jon Snow doing news, but he knows nothing.

  • @katharinegould8347

    @katharinegould8347

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jhully Amilly In the UK there's a news reporter called Jon Snow and that's who he was referencing

  • @JhullyAmilly

    @JhullyAmilly

    8 жыл бұрын

    Katharine Gould I know, and I am referencing Game of Thrones lol

  • @lollyspipoca4308

    @lollyspipoca4308

    6 жыл бұрын

    i know, when he mentioned it i started humming the GoT theme tune but then i realised it was posted in 2010 xD

  • @MartinBennett12

    @MartinBennett12

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jhully Amilly why's he doing the news

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