(調1.25倍) Bill Burr - Religion 比爾伯爾 - 宗教信仰 (中英字幕) (中文字幕翻譯)
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5:10 處"NBA is fixed 應該翻為'NBA都是黑箱假球'" (感謝Kuvic_指正)
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I've been digging so deep in Bill Burr videos I've ended up in China
@StrangerPassingBy
5 жыл бұрын
Same here 🤣🤣
@LycheeMonstaMedia
5 жыл бұрын
@@StrangerPassingBy Same
@christopherburgers6629
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@Dynioglowy1986
5 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@butterjam4892
5 жыл бұрын
Here is not China,it’s TAIWAN.
_"Don't kill anybody, don't touch my wife. That's my bike, right?"_
@justinpettit3432
4 жыл бұрын
Tony England Yo how u get a fly on your profile? Lol
@TheSecondBeef
4 жыл бұрын
Justin Pettit Photoshop, likely
@Alex_1729
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSecondBeef You don't need Photoshop to put a fucking fly on a cropped picture, you can just use any picture editing app use have on your iOS or Windows or Android
@TheSecondBeef
4 жыл бұрын
Virtus Okay weirdo, whatever lmao
@Alex_1729
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSecondBeef What are you, 9? Or just a regular idiot?
I'm not even offended. it's funny as hell
@billmoyer3254
5 жыл бұрын
why would you be offended if someone doesn't think exactly like you...is that a miracle of your wisdom?
@The_Magic_Corner
5 жыл бұрын
Loll Jesus wasssup. U coming back?
@paulcoulthard8654
5 жыл бұрын
That's funny JC - tho I'm not sure everybody gets it....
@The_Magic_Corner
5 жыл бұрын
paul coulthard lolll I just got a good chuckle when I saw your name. Thanks.
@jesuschrist8336
5 жыл бұрын
TheMagicMan I'm coming back real soon, son. be ready by then, a'ight ?
Bill Burr talks to his audience like he's the patient and they are a group of psychologists.
@rodrigog.c.6047
3 жыл бұрын
That's why it works. He's genuine. I teach the same way.
@realgenjutsu8181
3 жыл бұрын
Lol you're right 🤔I never noticed that until now
@barrymantz6026
2 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigog.c.6047 I wish you where my psychologist! Because the ones I met: Always told me I was insane!
@rodrigog.c.6047
2 жыл бұрын
@@barrymantz6026 yeah, they need to create a few of those in order to keep the job.
@barrymantz6026
2 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigog.c.6047 You must be right! Or we should be the psychologists!
George Carlin would have been very proud.
@miaa7097
5 жыл бұрын
I love George Carlin
@user-yd1gf2jj8m
5 жыл бұрын
I forgot he's gone, fuck
@YunSun-Spinoza
5 жыл бұрын
G.C:That's all bullshit folks, and it's bad for you~~
@rishiparashar6868
5 жыл бұрын
God I wish I could be as intelligent as George. First time I saw carlin I had like light bulbs exploding inside my head one after the other like Pffft Pffft pffft crush. Dude changed my life and my mind, and made me realise it is okay to feel that most people in this world are stupid. You don't have to buy into any of the shit and you can stop feeling confused. It's them who are fucked up in the head and have no answers,... And now I'm stuck with no knowledge, no wisdom, no shit but atleast I'm not a complete idiot.
@AhXmINg
5 жыл бұрын
I know George Carlin. But why him?
"Because I heard it as an adult." That's religious indoctrination in a nutshell. Spot on.
@pale_saint
3 жыл бұрын
Too bad he bought into that ”white guilt”-cult
@godlessthefree2880
3 жыл бұрын
@@pale_saint That was hilarious too. Do you not appreciate humour?
@igorspitz
3 жыл бұрын
@@pale_saint How, where?
@richardcastillo9331
3 жыл бұрын
@@iambiggus I mean here's the thing, I'm a pretty firm believer in God and all, and I respect other people's ideas and I love his humour. But at some point it kinda rubbed me the wrong way you know, I know its comedy and theres dark, edgy and messed up humour but in a way it felt wrong to be amused by this. That's just me. As for "the painful truth" you mentioned, I think bill made some pretty good references to how people handle the way they think about god like that analogy of making a "bad" car and burning it. Like yea, you can think that but theres also that free will for people to cling on to for better decisions in life, I go to church to listen to "stories" and I actually "pray" for god to exist". I know I just contradicted myself since I say I'm a firm believer but its complicated atm. But I think people tend to forget that yes God made us in his image and that they forget that theres evil in the world, I belive that all evil tempts us with greed and selfishness in life like the prostitutes and other stuff he mentioned. I hope I dont come off as one of the "victim or ranting" religious people you seem to come across. I hope you can understand and respect my opinion.🤝
@iambiggus
3 жыл бұрын
@@richardcastillo9331 I will respect you as a person who has an opinion, but respect the opinion itself? Why? Your opinion is extremely insulting to people who use logic, common sense, and critical thinking. It takes absolutely zero effort (or evidence) to have 'faith'. The VAST majority of the time you just need to be born into a family/society that already believes. Just like you did. So sorry, if you believe in god or religion, you believe in some extremely silly shit. Requesting people respect you for that is beyond insulting. I'm not just picking on religion, I have the same level of 'respect' for a person who is old enough to know better but still believes in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Leprechauns, etc etc. So yes, I will respect the individual, and that everyone is allowed to have an opinion, but not all opinions are created equal.
Play it back at 1.25x speed and it will sound like Bill Burr.
@hockeyfan2726
4 жыл бұрын
Or play it back at 1x speed and it sounds like drunk Bill Burr
@ProxOmega91939
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@prateekbohra7610
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks nice switch
@pawel5218
4 жыл бұрын
@@TROGULAR10000 thats the best way to present too an audience. Clear with your words so even people learning english watching the special can understand.
@404nobrakes
4 жыл бұрын
ok glad I wasn’t the only one. 1x sounded weirdly slow.
這就是我喜歡Talk Show的原因 當然有趣 但更常常突破很多盲點跟迷思 好笑還能得到很多啟發 太讚了
@Jasonscotylee
2 жыл бұрын
这叫stand up comedy。talk show是Oprah,或者中国类似的金星做的那种,请个嘉宾,俩人闲聊。
@holaamigo3084
Жыл бұрын
你相信耶稣基督吗
@michaelmisczuk1188
10 ай бұрын
Yup.
@taikohung0212
8 ай бұрын
他講的才是真的!
每次當我想接近一种信仰時,往往它的信徒就會跳出來阻止
@edwardls9764
5 жыл бұрын
这太中肯了
@michaelgrech62
4 жыл бұрын
?
@stevenyan0408
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgrech62 他的意思應該是信那些教的人言行舉止荒誕的不行,所以一看到他們就不想接觸那個宗教了
@caobradley8890
4 жыл бұрын
不可以同意更多
@Ricky-ke5qc
4 жыл бұрын
原來不只我有這個困擾 哈哈哈哈哈哈
I’ve seen this show multiple times but when KZread showed me this clip with Chinese subtitles, I just can’t help but click in and watch the whole segment. That’s how good Bill is.
That's my bike 😂
@lbc8932
4 жыл бұрын
I'm the one to ride
@Ismael-kc3ry
3 жыл бұрын
@@lbc8932 bet
I’m glad that stuff by Bill Burr is reaching Chinese audiences, so people won’t think that all Americans can’t exercise critical thinking. Bill Burr的表达方式太直接、太真实、太好笑了。
@slyster12
5 жыл бұрын
It's not all Americans its like majority of Americans and sadly majority of people in general.
@slyster12
5 жыл бұрын
Anywhere in the world.I'm from ex socialist country and most people here are bible thumper's .Its Horrible.
@godblessdumplings
5 жыл бұрын
你是学中文的美国人还是什么
@exas4791
5 жыл бұрын
Z_z 有什么分别吗?
@godblessdumplings
5 жыл бұрын
@@exas4791 好奇你是中文学的这么好还是咋
This piece is pure genius. The setup, subject, timing, tone and rythm. Bill was in great shape on that gig - masterclass. Schoenen Gruß aus Deutschland
@BamM88
4 жыл бұрын
Sei ebenfalls gegrüßt
@ilck-ym-blals7385
3 жыл бұрын
I agree....its fucking perfect
@letitburn449
3 жыл бұрын
Its so crisp. Magic.
@pretzelogic2689
3 жыл бұрын
Right! I've watched this too many times now, not just because it's so funny, but the delivery, the unfolding of the story, the pacing, the whole construction of it is so fascinating.
@Sobreira4
5 ай бұрын
@@pretzelogic2689 And the depth of thought.
感謝翻譯! 天啊真的超喜歡他的,整個笑炸XDDDD
I think you (as the translator) missed why it is humorous that Scientology's founder's name is "Ron." It's not that it sounds like "wrong," it's that the name is very simple, familiar, "casual," perhaps more easily associated mentally with a middle-aged car mechanic than a spiritual luminary.
@TonyEnglandUK
4 жыл бұрын
Yea. If his name had only been "Rishzanazwa", we're onto a winner. But "Ron" - that's just my brake lights are questionable.
@eagle1107flyer
3 жыл бұрын
That's a fair point. I guess I'm Rong (wink)
@barrymantz6026
2 жыл бұрын
I trust my car mechanic more than Ron, or Allah, or Buddah or God! Because I can pray the hardest I can, .... but they can't fix my car!
He accurately describes why I left religion
@corycosta1818
Жыл бұрын
Same lolz
@darshin95
9 ай бұрын
same
@allbottledup9513
12 күн бұрын
He accurately described why I never bought into religion until I was older. I realized around 22 that some questions don’t have earthly answers, at least none that satisfy. Despite not agreeing with his beliefs, I still love his comedy. If comedy is an art form, I consider Bill one of the greatest to ever do it. I hope he finds his faith and peace.
很喜歡會附解說的翻譯 同時享受喜劇又能學習英文 訂閱支持
超愛bill的 翻譯配上英文字幕也超讚
"Your guy's name is Ron.... has a driver license and social security number" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill Burr is up there with the greats of stand up comedy.
這9分鐘實學了很多,感謝翻譯及字幕
翻譯也超用心,給視頻加分超多的!
One of the finest funniest comedians on this earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Deathunder
4 жыл бұрын
Not even close..Did you laugh at his "jokes" ?
@beyondallgods2467
4 жыл бұрын
Deathunder yea duh
@Deathunder
4 жыл бұрын
@@beyondallgods2467 ROFL.. I found your comment funnier than his jokes.
@beyondallgods2467
4 жыл бұрын
@@Deathunder ok
@ScoobySnacks7
4 жыл бұрын
@@Deathunder What comedians do you find funny?
I LOVE LOVE LOVE his risk taking! It's why he's one of the best.
I feel like KZread is becoming more and more global and this video appearing in my recommendations is proof of that.
@KuZiMeiChuan
5 жыл бұрын
The whole world is becoming more connected.
@michaelmcdonald8452
5 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean? “KZread” becoming “global?”
@smtrm212
5 жыл бұрын
now I am here too.
@r2dxhate
5 жыл бұрын
KZread is banned in China though. Is it the 50 cent army or citizens using a VPN? I really hope China doesn't try to 1up Hitler. If China becomes the world leader, I want it to be because they are the best, not the biggest. I wouldn't mind following a country like Japan, and embracing nature like Satoyama. The world needs less cheap Chinese knockoffs, so I hope their recent interest in changing their reputation and investing in German technology pays off if we are doomed to bow to their dominance. Ideally we will soon embark on a symbiotic relationship with artificial intelligence that leads to mutual prospering of all life on Earth, before any war ensues. We are overdue for calamity and war though as humans, so there are no guarantees. And AI has a great chance of being corrupted or persuaded by humans before it becomes an anomaly. So we are on a path through dark woods, with a narrow chance for escape beyond the current perils we face as a civilization.
@victorlee7064
4 жыл бұрын
In Taiwan we were not banned. However,we speak Chinese,too.
" Don't touch my wife, hey that's my bike " Lmfao the best
This is the most truest thing ive ever heard of in my lifetime ever! Bill Burr totally nailed it.
每一年都看一遍 每一年都能在笑一次 真是喜劇天才
@Sururomon
Жыл бұрын
今年又看了一次還是很好笑 2022/9/21
@user-xq4el6mh7u
Жыл бұрын
冰壺真的是神來一筆,真的每次不小心滑到又被驚豔一次
"Dude, you made me! This is your fuck up!" Basically what I told my dad
@everready19373
3 жыл бұрын
That is sad. I hope you're doing well.
@mrself5824
2 жыл бұрын
Well the difference is your dad didn’t create you knowing what you’d be. He didn’t go through a character creation menu. God oughtta had one as the creator of everything right
@ramt6102
2 жыл бұрын
Which dads objective would be to make babies.. Most just relieve
@novdeepsingh002d2
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@PyroNexus22
Жыл бұрын
@@mrself5824 I'm not referring to the act of impregnation and childbirth. I'm referring to raising a child.
I keep coming back cuz I couldn't find anyone better ❤️
bill burr真的超幹笑~感謝翻譯
Thanks for the eng subs as well! Appreciate it!
The curling analogy is just sublime.
This man is great at his job. That bit of letting go with the mic...
@rawx485
4 жыл бұрын
Have you heard his bit about the guy who jumped out of the helicopter? Bill uses same technique and its great.
@GuiiBrazil
4 жыл бұрын
In my opinion is the best stand up piece there is. Just flawless execution.
@greggduchmann
3 жыл бұрын
@@rawx485 YES MY TWO FAVORITE BITS & ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE PARTS WITH THE MIC !!!
I wish i could understand Chinese, so glad it's reached a Chinese audience.
@user-bf9es1kb9q
4 жыл бұрын
Dark Knight I have watched it 10 times, its just hilarious. Bill burr is my favorite
@healthy-happy-free
4 жыл бұрын
It had reached long time ago. Like years.
@nameless.greyceo
4 жыл бұрын
Good cause you guys are some of the few real people left on earth, if I was entirely ignorant.
@adrl1797
3 жыл бұрын
@@nameless.greyceo few real people on earth- if you we’re ignorant ? I’m not tryna do anything but could you please explain this
@Bucketheadhead
3 жыл бұрын
There’s no such language as “Chinese” lol
Hello my brothers from another country! 😁
@sirwoodofeast9497
5 жыл бұрын
Howdy
@erick70raiders
5 жыл бұрын
Hola
@Jhev1000
4 жыл бұрын
How you doin'? Hope you're good.
@prateekbohra7610
4 жыл бұрын
Jai jinendra bhaida
@mohamedfarhan5211
4 жыл бұрын
Hai Meyree
It takes brilliance to pose thoughtful criticism of a sensitive topic in a way that makes your audience laugh and relax, rather than feel attacked or mocked.
you did a good job with the translation. I understand perfectly.
One of the most brilliant and comedic, comedy piece I ever watched. Wow. A true masterpiece of comedy.
这翻译太用心了,字幕也很赞。
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool" - Mark Twain
@sugipixu2230
Жыл бұрын
it was Voltaire who said that first and I'm pretty sure that he wasn't the first one to think of that either
@edenli9208
Жыл бұрын
@@sugipixu2230 “Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.” - Voltaire
@juanaltredo2974
Жыл бұрын
I read that as ""Religion was invented when the first con man met the first foot" - Mark Twain, and you know what? it made sense
"He had a driver's license". Lmfao.
@bryanutterback4074
4 жыл бұрын
Footage of him stubbing his toe
Bill Burr is probably the realest dude I've ever seen. He makes sense and never lies. "I always tell the truth even when I lie" Tony Montana.
In my opinion, this is the best stand up piece there is. Flawless execution and hits it very close to me. Amazing Bill Burr.
@jamesfarquhar8507
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, comedy is the best videos KZread has, and Bill Bur is still on top of it, and he was the best part of the Mandolorian.
@tillman40
Жыл бұрын
Patrice O’Neal Elephant in the Room
@damightyom
Жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks does stuff like this too. Not going to go fan boy about Hicks, just wanted to throw the name out there for anyone who hasn't heard of him. Genius!
翻譯的很棒啊! 很多特殊比喻虧你翻得出來ㄟ!
我喜歡這樣有英文在下面,謝謝你
遇到好事感謝主 遇到爛事就是神給的考驗 所有宗教都是用這種邏輯在經營的
@kailin2800
7 ай бұрын
都是人瞎掰出來自我安慰的
Bill the best most articulate comedian ive heard since I am able to get adult humor. A few years or more ago a girlfriend said I needed to checkout it was BILL BURR. She thought I'd like his humor I just mentioned how I didn't think there any real comedian's out there. What a wonderful women, ehr never lets me down, and has better than excellent to aste and judgement. Thanks Honey, oh and Bill thanks for sharing your thoughts and above average ability to make the good people laugh
This is pure comedic gold.. just a masterpiece
It’s the small details of his jokes that are so good
@chewbaccasaw5232
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Quirk he’s jokes are funny .... you sound like a fucking dickhead
你的翻譯文筆真是太棒了
Bill Burr for president!
@user-yd1gf2jj8m
5 жыл бұрын
Tamás Nyapi he could bring peace on earth, people are not gonna happy for that
@healthy-happy-free
4 жыл бұрын
Rich ppl won’t let it happen
@nothing_1975
4 жыл бұрын
OH GOD, please no. He's a comedian, not a clown.
The Big Four of Non-PC comedy; George Carlin Richard Pryor Bill Burr Dave Chappell
@bigtendermoes1016
4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Patrice O'neal!!
@bigdawg4reallongnlonely955
4 жыл бұрын
Bill hicks also
@michoak47nfernandez25
4 жыл бұрын
Nick Dipaolo #1
@saverio_6990
4 жыл бұрын
Louis ck
@richardgiudice7528
4 жыл бұрын
The big 4
The curling analogy was brutal!
@rogerrabbitz9746
4 жыл бұрын
Mike Martin what movie is he talking about? I’ve looked for a while
@mgmartin51
4 жыл бұрын
Roger Rabbitz I don’t know of any movie he’s referring to, but check out Olympic curling.
Good job man, that's some good translation
翻譯超用心
Amazing that you translated this into Chinese. Now I can share with some of my Chinese friends for whom some of the jokes may not be as obvious
5:01 One of the best bits. The crowd just casually laughing.
哈哈哈哈 真的很狂啊这人 感谢翻译❤️
Thanks for putting it into Chinese and supporting connecting internationally.
Choo choo English comment comin through!
@cheesywiz9443
5 жыл бұрын
Dick Butt nice name
@bochen1079
5 жыл бұрын
okay Mr. No one understands me
@StevieRevbo
5 жыл бұрын
what is it? you know the etymology of the word "english" or England? it's a german word, like olde english was german - the language of the angle and saxon etc people that moved to the island where London is now, so "eng" an adjective that means "narrow" (street, valley etc) or "tight" (corner or clothes), but used in relation to people "eng" means..... well think it means "narrow-minded":- the island people
@JB-rl8ki
5 жыл бұрын
@@StevieRevbo Copy and paste or you are smart, I hope the latter!
@StevieRevbo
5 жыл бұрын
@@JB-rl8ki thank you, I did an English Language A Level in my 20s
Unrestricted free agent. I love him even more every time. Omg.
翻得很用心
Love this, he is true to his own feelings
This whole special is perfect. Easily his best work.
Bill Burr is a genius!! Everyone should listen to him
When I'm having a shit day, Bill always makes it better.
Freaking awesome man! Epic! The very best!!! Bill Burrrrr
像有些教徒用餐前要用感謝主, 我是想來想去都想不透 這頓飯是我用勞力賺錢得來的成果, 要感謝的話也是感謝用心煮菜的廚師, 辛勤的農夫, 主幹了些什麼?
@user-sf7dz7uo2f
5 жыл бұрын
謝天 陳之藩
@fairybook666
5 жыл бұрын
超同意的!做什麼都感謝主 做什麼事情成功順利都要感謝主 莫名其妙
@welfarefull
5 жыл бұрын
他們是認為所有的東西都是主賜的,所以即使是人類靠自己努力得來的收穫,也是因為有主的賜予才能「得」,所以……不管如何就是感謝主😅
@Loneislander23
5 жыл бұрын
被医生救活了感谢上帝,如果我是医生再一刀送你回去见上帝吧
@tea760804
5 жыл бұрын
因為為了要營造所有一切都是祂的, 人類有這些、人類活著… 世間一切一切,都是託祂的福, 但要注意,邪惡的諸事不是喔! 惡跟祂毫無關聯, 邪惡的存在是種奧蹟…等等。 可是問題來了, 你的父母會叫你要時刻提醒自己, 你活著都是因為他們, 得到什麼都要感謝他們, 所以你的一切都是因為他們才有的, 所以你的都是他們的嗎😂? 實際上我是相信的, 但我選擇更大智慧的方向… 創造者…只負責創造… 命運的自由…才是奧蹟… 萬物前進與成長,不受神的控制… 因為這樣,才好玩, 才是一位有幽默感的高神會做的事, 而且… 祂才不需要離不開祂的父寶, 停止瘋狂渴求幫助的偏激行為, 好好提著愛與智慧邁步向前, 也許“神”們,在等我們人類呢。
"The NBA is fixed" killed me man xD
Dis gotta be one of my best fav, he hit every punch line
Bill burr and Dave chappele are the best in my opinion
@einundsiebenziger5488
2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr*, Dave Chappelle* - first AND last names are capitalized. How hard can it be to hit the shift button for two consecutive words?
@tillman40
Жыл бұрын
Patrice Elephant in the Room
@MorbiusBlueBalls
4 ай бұрын
bro you did not just compare a real comedian with dave chappele
6:49 演冰壶放手的那瞬间,笑成傻子😂
@chentedi7377
6 жыл бұрын
哈什麼辣...........超好笑的XD
@strengthandmasculinity
4 жыл бұрын
hahahhahah
@Blackwingk
4 жыл бұрын
LOL, that's funny....ahem
@naolllamsa9579
3 жыл бұрын
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@yaocui3488
3 жыл бұрын
@@naolllamsa9579 what the fuck
as an athiest i can relate. and it flows so well with the comedy. this is why bill is among my favorites.
@criticallythinking0
Жыл бұрын
No one cares what you believe
@MrLethalShots
Жыл бұрын
@@criticallythinking0 No one should care what anyone believes is what I took from the video so glad you got the same message.
One of the best sequence of the history of stand up comedy.
First time I heard the "bottomless buckets of shrimp" punchline I died.
超强逻辑,无法反驳。信徒听了要哭几天
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I think it's great that Bill Burr can breach cultural barriers
the mic work is spot on.
太經典!
Your guy's name is Ron😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This is my favorite bill burr joke. Fuckin hilarious
無敵中肯XDD
人類只需要精神信仰,不需要宗教的.. 只是宗教這件事在人類連字都不會寫的時候就有了, 算是需要填補大腦進步太快速的BUG吧...
@syc510
Жыл бұрын
宗教真的是很奇葩的東西,明明人們只是需要一個精神寄託而已
真的太精彩,什麼時候颯太噁可以講出這種段子我就服他
百聽不厭!
超讚!
This was taken from Bill Burr’s Comedy Special ‘I’m Sorry You Feel That Way ‘ imho best stand up bits of all time.
Wow. Top three! And he does it so effortlessly
Absolutely brilliant!!! Love Bill!!
Bill Burr 的影片真的是看一次笑一次,怎麼可以做到講的東西好像很母湯又非常合理
One of my favorite comedians very straight forward funny . and I'll still pray for ya Bill 👍for sure
我太喜歡這個!!
This is just the greatest bit
I come back to this periodically. It's basically the manifesto of my conversion to atheism.
This could perfectly pass for a TED talk on religion, and make all the sense of the world, and laughing your ass off would be a heck of a bonus off course !! LOL
@gyurmethlodroe1774
2 жыл бұрын
yeah and be more factual than that bag of lies by ccp speaker
So spot on!
I think im about to finish all Bill Burr videos on KZread.
"I resent the fact that I'm gonna get judged some day" 😂 That's the best line and barely gets a reaction?
@sourjellybaby4286
4 жыл бұрын
That was the best part of the clip. Loved it when he went on to say how god shouldn't judge because he made us was priceless.