DETECTIVE MARKIPLIER... | Among Us

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  • @bowiehunter
    @bowiehunter3 жыл бұрын

    "Mark hasn't said anything." "Hi. No one's asked me anything." EXACTLY, the most sound logic I've ever heard from any playthrough of this game

  • @acerbouchard8107

    @acerbouchard8107

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even when he found the body he didnt give any useful information, so it doesnt matter that they didnt ask him anything

  • @bowiehunter

    @bowiehunter

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@acerbouchard8107 He told them it was in electrical

  • @acerbouchard8107

    @acerbouchard8107

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol but Ethan told them everything else that mark was there for

  • @bowiehunter

    @bowiehunter

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@acerbouchard8107 Okay. Mark still told them where the body was

  • @AyVaZzZ4o0

    @AyVaZzZ4o0

    3 жыл бұрын

    Guys this is youtube of course Mark would act silly cuz *THIS IS CONTENT!* lmao! He was so funny this was the most hilarious Amoung Us video I have watched second to DigsuisedToast's shenanigans!

  • @panicinthespacestation238
    @panicinthespacestation2383 жыл бұрын

    "Mark is probably so mad since he keeps getting killed first." Mark: **radiates dancing vibes assisted by tub of ice cream**

  • @ellascaife6198

    @ellascaife6198

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @offbudgethange

    @offbudgethange

    3 жыл бұрын

    YOUR USERNAME LMFAO

  • @unknownperson3303

    @unknownperson3303

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joywolf83 He didn't say that he hates it. It's just not his thing

  • @eeev4832

    @eeev4832

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joywolf83 A. stop spamming this comment across the comment section. B. He does not hate this game, he said he usually hates these kind of games, but among us seems to be the exception

  • @lucidreaper7771

    @lucidreaper7771

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark is a whole mood

  • @LightSoul-8
    @LightSoul-83 жыл бұрын

    Anyone: "Mark where was the body?" Mark: "At age six I was born without a face-"

  • @faithkliner5145

    @faithkliner5145

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eyyyyyy, that reference XD

  • @therainbowraccoon3620

    @therainbowraccoon3620

    2 жыл бұрын

    "We couldn't afford faces, we were too poor"

  • @daddytrace6914

    @daddytrace6914

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@therainbowraccoon3620 "ethan had 2 faces because he was rich"

  • @nellylenaj3601

    @nellylenaj3601

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its like Pitch perfect. That one girl whose like "i ate my twin in the womb". We asked what your singing talent is 😂😂😭

  • @supuaforever21

    @supuaforever21

    2 жыл бұрын

    More like Mark: "Years ago, I was Chinese"

  • @naqidoesps4860
    @naqidoesps48603 жыл бұрын

    The instant regret Ethan had of asking mark for information, just like "Mark, where were u?" "There i was..." "Don't do this."

  • @scarlettetherose

    @scarlettetherose

    2 жыл бұрын

    Time stamp?

  • @PotatoProphet26

    @PotatoProphet26

    2 жыл бұрын

    51:57

  • @nekonesto3125

    @nekonesto3125

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@scarlettetherose Darude Sandstorm

  • @scarlettetherose

    @scarlettetherose

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nekonesto3125 I gotta say, I didn't expect to see an among us video when I checked this notif.

  • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw

    @AbdullahKhan-el6xw

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@scarlettetherose lol

  • @akira805
    @akira8053 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: “Mark, where was the body?” Mark: “Well, lemme tell you the tallest tale you’ve ever heard.”

  • @jthangsing

    @jthangsing

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joywolf83 any reason why?

  • @theoddarts6445

    @theoddarts6445

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but he said this was the exception plus I recall him saying he doesn't NORMALLY like these types of games meaning he does like a few

  • @mikaylakaysingz7696

    @mikaylakaysingz7696

    3 жыл бұрын

    “But gimme 50 subs first”

  • @eeev4832

    @eeev4832

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joywolf83 stop

  • @ravkaur2447

    @ravkaur2447

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joywolf83 it’s not that he ABSOLUTELY hates them, it’s just generally not up his alley. He talks about it in a clear manner at the end of the stream from this video.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED3 жыл бұрын

    Eef : "Mark wear a birthday hat" Mark : "No, I don't think will..." Eef : "You'll look so pretty" Mark : "Fine..." _S P E E C H 1 0 0_

  • @xxgeologicxx1938

    @xxgeologicxx1938

    3 жыл бұрын

    how to convince any girl

  • @tuckmasterg

    @tuckmasterg

    3 жыл бұрын

    682 Broke containment

  • @markymcflumplr

    @markymcflumplr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its one of these guys again.

  • @awildunus8847

    @awildunus8847

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tuckmasterg *THIS SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID CLASS CONTAINMENT BREACHES*

  • @accuratememin
    @accuratememin3 жыл бұрын

    Ethan: It's my birthday, Mark! Mark: That's really good. I...showed up. Mark is a mood.

  • @crimsonrose6097

    @crimsonrose6097

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm feeling very Mark right now

  • @Sagu_Un1_

    @Sagu_Un1_

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm feeling really Mark right no

  • @Killbayne

    @Killbayne

    Жыл бұрын

    current mood: mark

  • @GalacticFlame

    @GalacticFlame

    11 ай бұрын

    I'm Mark when I'm dragged to birthday parties. I'm only social with people I know. And when there's people I don't know I'm antisocial even with the people in social with

  • @johnsanders2646

    @johnsanders2646

    11 ай бұрын

    Does anyone else realize how terrifying corpse is when he’s the imposter

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke43852 жыл бұрын

    "Where was the body." Mark: *"And so I stood there, tears dripping down my eyes as I see the body of my fallen comrade."*

  • @thewafflrman5326

    @thewafflrman5326

    Жыл бұрын

    I read this in the “And so I’m sitting here, barbecue sauce on my titties…” and It fits perfectly

  • @bigmac3524

    @bigmac3524

    4 ай бұрын

    @@thewafflrman5326what

  • @grogonator5485

    @grogonator5485

    4 ай бұрын

    @@bigmac3524don’t question the process

  • @kayleighstevenson
    @kayleighstevenson3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: Does card swipe on the first try, "Hm, easy" Somewhere in the distance: *Angry Corpse noises*

  • @musicalhearts2879

    @musicalhearts2879

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s what I was thinking If Mark and CORPSE ever played together, CORPSE would probably kill Mark out of envy🤣🤣

  • @amalaljallad6608

    @amalaljallad6608

    3 жыл бұрын

    AHHAAHHAHAHAHA

  • @xlivingxdeadgirl

    @xlivingxdeadgirl

    3 жыл бұрын

    i see mark and corpse getting along, theyre both super chill people and both of their voices are immaculate :3

  • @t0mmy_326

    @t0mmy_326

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@xlivingxdeadgirl thats true tho

  • @Kaitri

    @Kaitri

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whos corpse?

  • @buccaneerguy8197
    @buccaneerguy81973 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: *starts speaking Markiplier: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere

  • @mahoganykettle5541

    @mahoganykettle5541

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me in every among us public lobby

  • @mahoganykettle5541

    @mahoganykettle5541

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kagegauge550 agreed

  • @edgarlynn8867

    @edgarlynn8867

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is he wrong?

  • @kenesys8713

    @kenesys8713

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Harry Egan ur the type of person to name themselves "you fool I" and similar variants.

  • @mahoganykettle5541

    @mahoganykettle5541

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kenesys8713 yeah it is getting annoying seeing those usernames everywhere

  • @jaideimpaula
    @jaideimpaula2 жыл бұрын

    "Its so tempting, isn't it? Me, here. You, there. Murder." I am literally cackling, I can't with Mark 😂😂

  • @Ms.Anonymous

    @Ms.Anonymous

    Жыл бұрын

    Complete anarchist 😂😂 Just wants the truth The true moral victor

  • @raycejensen6987

    @raycejensen6987

    Жыл бұрын

    “Fascinatin, fascinatin” *sniffs like a maniac* 😂💀

  • @GalacticFlame

    @GalacticFlame

    11 ай бұрын

    Time stamp?

  • @wamoou

    @wamoou

    10 ай бұрын

    53:33

  • @cmrobbins88
    @cmrobbins883 жыл бұрын

    Mark: *embellishes Everyone: *groans Me: Well that’s what you get for killing him early 3 times in a row. You did this to yourselves.

  • @Bloodjen

    @Bloodjen

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also Mark, doesn't get to talk half the time when he isn't dead xD Embellishing was the only they had to listen to him

  • @Ms.Anonymous

    @Ms.Anonymous

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah it was building up for 3 games

  • @lunaeclipse7717

    @lunaeclipse7717

    Жыл бұрын

    I dare notturn the likes past 666

  • @arrogantschmuck9593
    @arrogantschmuck95933 жыл бұрын

    Ethan: "Mark what were you doing?" Mark: _Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world..._

  • @marquis911

    @marquis911

    3 жыл бұрын

    Call him Mark - Ishmael.

  • @SVNBob

    @SVNBob

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marquis911 Call him... Ishmaplier.

  • @karlvincentdispo316

    @karlvincentdispo316

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SVNBob Brilliant

  • @ogravesnesm1270

    @ogravesnesm1270

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s a shame Mark had no money in his purse

  • @makiyajackson2674

    @makiyajackson2674

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marquis911 whos Ishmael

  • @ZuZu-bb3jz
    @ZuZu-bb3jz3 жыл бұрын

    Everybody: THERES A MURDERER ON THIS SHIP Mark: 💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏽

  • @zat5176

    @zat5176

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cha cha real smooth.

  • @hwoiewowie1087

    @hwoiewowie1087

    3 жыл бұрын

    except mark isn't a wamen..

  • @sharkpotato2779

    @sharkpotato2779

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can hear the Spanish 🎸

  • @Averagebatteryeater

    @Averagebatteryeater

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha

  • @cianalyncruz3395
    @cianalyncruz33952 жыл бұрын

    I felt a bit bad for Mark since everyone kept talking over him, but his impersonations are so funny 😭

  • @michiko1086

    @michiko1086

    2 жыл бұрын

    and i enjoyed his perspective. It's entertaining

  • @MicaelaB.

    @MicaelaB.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michiko1086 yes, it’s very entertaining! Not nearly as intense as regular gameplay.

  • @arloc357

    @arloc357

    Жыл бұрын

    This group was a lot better than the first 3 videos. They didn’t talk over him nearly as much

  • @m1l2000

    @m1l2000

    Жыл бұрын

    @@arloc357 what specific videos are you talking about? i'm just curious, and i want to see the different interactions

  • @medumbdumb

    @medumbdumb

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@arloc357 nah Bob wade and Sean are the best people that play with mark this group only Ethan was a good friend of mark ig

  • @anonymousgaming305
    @anonymousgaming3052 жыл бұрын

    Mark : "Gets killed immediately" Everyone else : "trying to figure out WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER" Mark : Hell yeah, ICE CREAM DANCE PARTY

  • @yeetionary

    @yeetionary

    Жыл бұрын

    just like the real one

  • @ChaoticArtist18

    @ChaoticArtist18

    9 ай бұрын

    Nice reference 😂

  • @_nooneknewme

    @_nooneknewme

    22 күн бұрын

    I swear, one day I'll have a party with ice cream and this playing, right at this part music will boom and a disco ball will glow

  • @lisahey
    @lisahey3 жыл бұрын

    "I haven't played the game since the last time." Seems about right.

  • @sketchymintt6331

    @sketchymintt6331

    3 жыл бұрын

    **Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor**

  • @gummibear3457

    @gummibear3457

    3 жыл бұрын

    I havent commented on a comment until now

  • @nandoskitty1723

    @nandoskitty1723

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*

  • @azaleajuarez3933

    @azaleajuarez3933

    3 жыл бұрын

    *haa this bed is made of bed i see... *

  • @xcastle8610

    @xcastle8610

    3 жыл бұрын

    @IMAGINE F cjdhxhxjxhxnxizbzb hold up

  • @elijahmacfarland9000
    @elijahmacfarland90003 жыл бұрын

    Ethan: Mark, where were you? Mark: There I was-- Ethan: *immediately regretting his decisions* Don't do this

  • @TheNoesc4u

    @TheNoesc4u

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @davecrupel2817

    @davecrupel2817

    3 жыл бұрын

    D

  • @armp1tthenormalguy176

    @armp1tthenormalguy176

    3 жыл бұрын

    I

  • @RubbishBear

    @RubbishBear

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eeehhh look at your heart isn't that a badge for supporting his channel? Good on you everyone praise this boy/girl!

  • @kingjase2971

    @kingjase2971

    3 жыл бұрын

    C

  • @bingus1762
    @bingus17623 жыл бұрын

    Mark: *Does card swipe first try* Mark again: "Is this supposed to be hard?" Corpse: *Nervously Sweating in the backround*

  • @p3arl6

    @p3arl6

    Жыл бұрын

    STOP😭😭😭

  • @erebuschronus

    @erebuschronus

    Жыл бұрын

    Heh... almost too easy

  • @God_Is_Just

    @God_Is_Just

    11 ай бұрын

    20:37

  • @wibif420

    @wibif420

    6 ай бұрын

    STOP- I REMEMBER THAT STUPID VIDEO.

  • @Hex_Glitches

    @Hex_Glitches

    5 ай бұрын

    Legend has it he is STILL swiping today

  • @queensparkles813
    @queensparkles813 Жыл бұрын

    I physically and emotionally cannot understand how Mark doesn't get upset when everyone talks over him when he's trying to talk. My anger issues would never 😂😂😂

  • @Heather_no_numbers

    @Heather_no_numbers

    Жыл бұрын

    Id get so annoyed id tell everyone im leaving and just quit.

  • @GalacticFlame

    @GalacticFlame

    11 ай бұрын

    He could be annoyed but since he's done 3 acting deals (forgot what they're called) so he could be covering it. If not. I'd just leave

  • @frankieroslipring4415
    @frankieroslipring44153 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: **getting mad at each other to see who's sus** Mark: *vibing while eating ice cream*

  • @onpeaches6826

    @onpeaches6826

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought no one would notice 😂

  • @guy_onfire

    @guy_onfire

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your pfp haunts me

  • @izrainayall-v-

    @izrainayall-v-

    3 жыл бұрын

    500th like and it was 🌌s a t i s f y i n g🌌

  • @thehorrorfiend23

    @thehorrorfiend23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else notice it was the Unnus annus music playing 😂

  • @taleeshakelsen

    @taleeshakelsen

    3 жыл бұрын

    I really wanna like this comment but it’s on 666 likes and that’s my favourite number

  • @Cysubtor_8vb
    @Cysubtor_8vb3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: yelling & panicking Markiplier: embracing a relaxing afterlife in the void as a ghost engineer

  • @snow_frfr

    @snow_frfr

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was fucking dancing at 3:35 lol

  • @skullisbones

    @skullisbones

    3 жыл бұрын

    he's finally an engineer

  • @noahshaffer15

    @noahshaffer15

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @404_coffee9

    @404_coffee9

    3 жыл бұрын

    I could make a joke and say "that's what he's going to be in like 90 years" but that joke makes me sad

  • @davejones2502

    @davejones2502

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@404_coffee9 to be fair i could say the same for you

  • @CheeseBlaster
    @CheeseBlaster2 жыл бұрын

    I love seeing people that are not used to Mark's usual shenanigans (Bob, Wade, Sean) try to deal with him in any game

  • @SpaceCat7642

    @SpaceCat7642

    11 күн бұрын

    Yeah Lmfao.. Except them 3 we are the viewers who know more about Mark.

  • @CrouTheBlackwing
    @CrouTheBlackwing3 жыл бұрын

    Detective Mark Timestamps(In case no one has given them already): 1. 24:05 2. 45:16 3. 51:58 4. 55:05 5. 1:00:02

  • @amshoe

    @amshoe

    2 жыл бұрын

    the one comment thats actually good

  • @CosmicCrimson

    @CosmicCrimson

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Our savior.*

  • @TrickLunar

    @TrickLunar

    2 жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU

  • @JacobGrim

    @JacobGrim

    2 жыл бұрын

    _THANK YOU_

  • @iknowyoursearchhistory

    @iknowyoursearchhistory

    2 жыл бұрын

    *THANK YOU*

  • @brycemate7372
    @brycemate73723 жыл бұрын

    Ethan: *snaps Mark's neck* Mark: Oh well back to what I was doing.

  • @coreylemon

    @coreylemon

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've seen Unus Annus, yes.

  • @sokdehl7463

    @sokdehl7463

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no... Anyways.

  • @andressanchez232

    @andressanchez232

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cant get paid while dead

  • @GayPanicAtTheDisco1

    @GayPanicAtTheDisco1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me after almost falling out of bed and knocking over my precariously stacked pile of crap next to me.

  • @herozonedout

    @herozonedout

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh No! Anyway...

  • @glitchiboy1463
    @glitchiboy14633 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: *screaming at eachother* Mark: *Vibing like nobody's business*

  • @jpprojects2407

    @jpprojects2407

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThatIdiotChompers memento mori, my freind. memento mori

  • @katieng1158

    @katieng1158

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Idiot on Memes, precisely.

  • @justaguy1042

    @justaguy1042

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jpprojects2407 Unus Annus...

  • @determinationterminal5692

    @determinationterminal5692

    3 жыл бұрын

    whenever he plays among us it feels awkward

  • @SpaceCat7642

    @SpaceCat7642

    11 күн бұрын

    @@determinationterminal5692 It didn't in the first two episodes they were literally gold. But this is just mehhhhh

  • @patriciaokiely3792
    @patriciaokiely37923 жыл бұрын

    Ethan: Mark where was the body? Mark: ah, yes. For you to truly understand this story, we must go back aways. About four moons ago, I was sitting out on the lawn,

  • @nesquick9976
    @nesquick99763 жыл бұрын

    Everyone who plays Among Us: *Ultimate Rage* Mark: This is relaaaxing.

  • @echapurnomo7510

    @echapurnomo7510

    Жыл бұрын

    Well it is definitely much more relaxing than 5 nights at Freddy's lol

  • @Mr_Shu_Kun

    @Mr_Shu_Kun

    4 ай бұрын

    I didn’t rage at it- I got extreme anxiety from it 🤣

  • @CrimsonCreationAGM
    @CrimsonCreationAGM3 жыл бұрын

    Everybody: *arguing over who killed mark* Mark: 🍦 💃

  • @greythomas6199

    @greythomas6199

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who really killed markiplier the answer was shubble

  • @SirEggus

    @SirEggus

    3 жыл бұрын

    LoL if i will know name of that ice cream i will buy it

  • @BAEPEGMAFIA

    @BAEPEGMAFIA

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark do be vibing

  • @ashleyi5835

    @ashleyi5835

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SirEggus its halo top lol

  • @kittypetalproductions4597

    @kittypetalproductions4597

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 😂

  • @MyNameHere101
    @MyNameHere1013 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: "Mark is prolly so pissed rn he keeps dying " Mark: "La da DEE. La da DAA." *Electric party music* 💃🍦

  • @ylerian8878

    @ylerian8878

    3 жыл бұрын

    La da da dee La da da doo La da da me La da da you

  • @eefflie

    @eefflie

    3 жыл бұрын

    i thought he was singing the dame da ne thing

  • @anonymous_0569

    @anonymous_0569

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ylerian8878 I love that song 😭 It’s stuck in my head all the timeeee

  • @galladegamer3579

    @galladegamer3579

    3 жыл бұрын

    *_DUN DUN DUN DUN_* dundundundundundun *_DUN DUN DUN DUN_*

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l49762 жыл бұрын

    Mark when he dies: "oh no." "Anyways" **goes back to his previous task**

  • @overdonefoxy305
    @overdonefoxy3052 жыл бұрын

    I love how Mark takes the game seriously for one round purely out of spite

  • @seal8092
    @seal80923 жыл бұрын

    Markiplier: *Neck gets brutally snapped* Markiplier: Oh no! any way...

  • @neonthefox2969

    @neonthefox2969

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Nerdy_Taffy Yes. And it's wonderful. = )

  • @reddfoxx3705

    @reddfoxx3705

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @itsmexd6298

    @itsmexd6298

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im pretty sure he actually did that lmao

  • @messyalien5164

    @messyalien5164

    3 жыл бұрын

    173 breached containment again

  • @ellymac6173

    @ellymac6173

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mood

  • @masterobsesser9193
    @masterobsesser91933 жыл бұрын

    This has the same energy as a big brother having a tea party with his little sister and her friends for her birthday.

  • @coffinboy556

    @coffinboy556

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like the other way around Marks like the little sister playing with her brother and his friends and the sister being like 11 while her brother and his friends are like 16

  • @nagybecsarnai8502

    @nagybecsarnai8502

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think the first is more true Everybody enjoys the game while mark's like: I'm here and that's it ok? I don't do customization. And if you ask me something, instead of giving you an answer i will confuse everyone.

  • @donlasagnotelamangia

    @donlasagnotelamangia

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, you can tell he's not particularly invested in it lol

  • @FarronAnimations

    @FarronAnimations

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean... Its Ethan-

  • @Grandstar13

    @Grandstar13

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @winstonpotts9776
    @winstonpotts97762 жыл бұрын

    I want twelve hours of Mark commentary, just doin tasks.

  • @MicaelaB.

    @MicaelaB.

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @Ms.Anonymous

    @Ms.Anonymous

    Жыл бұрын

    Whole movie of it like an old Western

  • @randomweeb2651

    @randomweeb2651

    9 ай бұрын

    You know, there's this thing called distractible...

  • @fauxbeaux6959
    @fauxbeaux69593 жыл бұрын

    This video feels like what it is to be an introvert at an extroverts party

  • @siremestir
    @siremestir3 жыл бұрын

    Ethan playing Among Us: "I'm gonna throw up" Mark playing Among Us: "This game is r e l a x i n g"

  • @ghostytv1264

    @ghostytv1264

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is because Mark is a masochist and there is nothing anyone can tell me otherwise 😂

  • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix

    @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ghostytv1264 If anyone ever asks you what video this is a reference too, you won’t be able to show them 😢

  • @crevorgodasdogas

    @crevorgodasdogas

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm your 999th like 💙

  • @mrlongneck_3867

    @mrlongneck_3867

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Miguel Messina It's a joke bud

  • @Kibbuster

    @Kibbuster

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Miguel Messina Wow, kill joy

  • @energydragon0612
    @energydragon06123 жыл бұрын

    I love how Mark is just vibin’ with some ice cream while everybody else is accusing Ethan for his murder

  • @-fire277-5

    @-fire277-5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget about the non existent music he’s dancing to

  • @rblxYum

    @rblxYum

    3 жыл бұрын

    @I Am KevinBB x2 how about no

  • @prognerite9447

    @prognerite9447

    3 жыл бұрын

    And it’s the amazing Halo top too

  • @migueltorres6168

    @migueltorres6168

    3 жыл бұрын

    @I Am KevinBB x2 yea why do u even want hate comments? ;-;

  • @-fire277-5

    @-fire277-5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@migueltorres6168 it’s a bot trying to get people to go to his channel, just ignore it or report it for advertising or spam

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT2 жыл бұрын

    mark as crew: acts sus mark as imp: acts chill

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw11282 жыл бұрын

    These little blanket things Mark's been wearing recently give me such wholesome old man vibes ngl

  • @MicaelaB.

    @MicaelaB.

    2 жыл бұрын

    What blanket is that? It looks pretty cozy, and I think I want to get one lol

  • @Dragonfire331

    @Dragonfire331

    Жыл бұрын

    Same ngl

  • @zman8164
    @zman81643 жыл бұрын

    mark: *gets his neck snapped* mark: "oh no...anyways."

  • @sebastiangarrett9406

    @sebastiangarrett9406

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thought the same thing

  • @jaylynnk.2960

    @jaylynnk.2960

    3 жыл бұрын

    @I Am KevinBB x2 stop spamming bro

  • @vaggelisparasxidis6900

    @vaggelisparasxidis6900

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jaylynnk.2960 its a bot Just so you know report it

  • @demi172

    @demi172

    3 жыл бұрын

    17:18

  • @justanaveragewaffle7401

    @justanaveragewaffle7401

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: *gets shot* Mark: "ouch...anyways"

  • @mama.no0dle
    @mama.no0dle3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: actually playing game Mark: minimal speaking, dancing, stalling meetings, confusion Video: _#1 on trending for gaming_

  • @sabrina.a.31

    @sabrina.a.31

    3 жыл бұрын

    And it's a whole entire hour of it too 😂👌

  • @hopoffmydick9574

    @hopoffmydick9574

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok but his among us videos slap, let’s be real

  • @BananaGamingYT

    @BananaGamingYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi everyone that sees this!!! I’m a new KZreadr and I do lots of fun among us streams with viewers. I was wondering if you guys could give me some feed back on my Among Us Video Funny edits video. It should be the first video you see on my channel! Thanks:D! 12

  • @MJVelascoSalvador

    @MJVelascoSalvador

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s just a really fun watch tbh

  • @user-yw8sr3uj1w

    @user-yw8sr3uj1w

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BananaGamingYT yeah nah

  • @cycloneofsteel6009
    @cycloneofsteel60093 жыл бұрын

    Mark: having fun playing the game the way he wants to Everyone else: wastes time freaking out about how he's wasting time

  • @bipstymcbipste5641

    @bipstymcbipste5641

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Krystal Martinez Sean AND Jack huh? :P

  • @blakecacini8016

    @blakecacini8016

    Жыл бұрын

    @Krystal Martinez Seán's one of the best of all the fellows. Don't like Jack though, he's kind of annoying.

  • @anthonyowens8874

    @anthonyowens8874

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bipstymcbipste5641 aren't they the same person

  • @kvg7518

    @kvg7518

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anthonyowens8874 и!ğġея

  • @caylilambert4461

    @caylilambert4461

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anthonyowens8874 No pretty sure they’re two different people

  • @southernautodiy2643
    @southernautodiy2643 Жыл бұрын

    THEY AREN'T CHORES! THEY'RE TASKS! -Markiplier 2020

  • @IsoyaYasuji
    @IsoyaYasuji3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: **screaming at each other in discord call** Markiplier: *_spoopi party ghost dance_*

  • @kagemushashien8394

    @kagemushashien8394

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spooky scary skeleton

  • @kagemushashien8394

    @kagemushashien8394

    3 жыл бұрын

    @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot

  • @kagemushashien8394

    @kagemushashien8394

    3 жыл бұрын

    Crusade time

  • @SilverStream_

    @SilverStream_

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😆

  • @kagemushashien8394

    @kagemushashien8394

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SilverStream_ comrade we must report the bots... CRUSADE!

  • @CoryKenshin
    @CoryKenshin3 жыл бұрын

    everyone: *actually trying to find the imposter* Mark: *literally dancing his soul out*

  • @friskabanana7572

    @friskabanana7572

    3 жыл бұрын

    he literally eating

  • @sunshineleith5556

    @sunshineleith5556

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah him dancing while people were talking was hilarious

  • @justsomepersononyoutube9271

    @justsomepersononyoutube9271

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is shocked

  • @dueljumpers6957

    @dueljumpers6957

    3 жыл бұрын

    Know the song name ?

  • @Diickachu

    @Diickachu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Song name?

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos89812 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: *trying to figure out who the impostor is* Mark: You know, some have described me as a poet.

  • @romram7984
    @romram7984 Жыл бұрын

    I love Mark doing thse voices and them groaning when he starts is just sad. The fact they talk over him too when he's just trying to talk is kind of annoying as well but mark was funny as always and love that he didn't take it as serious as they were

  • @lilyhensley646

    @lilyhensley646

    10 ай бұрын

    It bothered me so much I don’t know how he didn’t get annoyed plus he actually had some useful information

  • @jjfitz9849
    @jjfitz98493 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: arguing about who the imposter is and vouching Literally only mark: *Just fix the ship it was a suicide*

  • @JOJO-Bub

    @JOJO-Bub

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @Norst0n

    @Norst0n

    3 жыл бұрын

    @UCK4ARrBmLAwNK0nuFVurpCw wha

  • @mikemontez3778

    @mikemontez3778

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JOJO-Bub he does it literally the whole video

  • @toperishtwice

    @toperishtwice

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joywolf83 Do you have any kind of timestamp or link to where he says he doesn't like these games?

  • @dylan_Coat

    @dylan_Coat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joywolf83 He said he doesn't like these types of games, but he always added that Among Us seems to be the exception

  • @millyman7641
    @millyman76412 жыл бұрын

    Mark: *runs in circles* "I have plausible deniability of circular movement"

  • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
    @rockercaterrorencountered49243 жыл бұрын

    I love Ethan saying "Mark I love you so much but you're just so frustrating to deal with" at 43:25. I feel like that's just friendship in a nutshell

  • @thewritersalcove

    @thewritersalcove

    3 ай бұрын

    i love how much ethan says he loves people, like on his podcast he was like "oh i love arin to pieces" and there are lots of clips of him saying similar stuff to mark/wade/bob and it's just really sweet yknow?? he's such a pure guy

  • @kirbyhypno2522
    @kirbyhypno25223 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: "So where's the body" Mark: "IT WAS THE SUMMER OF '84! I WAS BUT A EEE LITTLE LAD BACK THEN, BUT I REMEMBER IT ALL CLEARLY..."

  • @jockeyfield1954

    @jockeyfield1954

    3 жыл бұрын

    "THE FLOWERS SMELT OF FRESH FREQUENCE, SHOWING HOW SUMMER WAS CURRENTLY IN THE AIR. ME MUM CALLED ME FOR DINNER WHEN I SAW WHAT ALL OF US ARE NOW SPEAKING OF..."

  • @abramrexjoaquin7513

    @abramrexjoaquin7513

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jockeyfield1954 "BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN... I STUMBLE UPON A BODY, WHILST DOING MY CHORES. THESE STRUCTURES ARE BROKEN. THE BODY IS BLOODY. BLOODY EVERY WHERE. BLOOD OVER THERE, THE WALLS, THE FLOOR, THE CEILING. THE BODY TORN FROM THE WAIST UP. ONLY THE BOTTOMS ARE LEFT. A SINGULAR BONE STICKING OUT. I ALMOST GOT MY STOMACH CHURNED FROM THE DISGUSTING VIEW OF THE WALL. ALL THESE WHILE I WAS WALKING TO THE RIGHT AFTER WE LEFT THE SHIP WE CAME FROM. THIS IS A WEIRD PLANET."

  • @distinguishedallureproduct879

    @distinguishedallureproduct879

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abramrexjoaquin7513 Jesus I read this all in Mark's voice

  • @alk5b

    @alk5b

    3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard my mom came into my room to see if I was ok 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrPugThug_
    @MrPugThug_3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: Card Swipe is Hard Mark doing it first try: Pathetic.

  • @phaecneom1984

    @phaecneom1984

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tbh it really isn’t that hard

  • @heathenised

    @heathenised

    3 жыл бұрын

    i always do it first try, never understood why everyone thinks its hard

  • @cactus3677

    @cactus3677

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is the easiest task ever

  • @SolstaceWinters

    @SolstaceWinters

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Heh. Almost too easy."

  • @blackbird5482

    @blackbird5482

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't understand why everybody is saying that it's hard . I always make it first or second try

  • @Loozy_Is_Slow
    @Loozy_Is_Slow Жыл бұрын

    I love how Mark is always in his own universe while playing this

  • @call-wr1yw
    @call-wr1yw2 жыл бұрын

    20:00 “the peacefulness of the void really does just wrap my soul in a velvet blanket” we got ourselves a poet boys😌

  • @kwonsukyo
    @kwonsukyo3 жыл бұрын

    I honestly really liked Mark’s rambling. Even if it was to simply entertain himself, I think it added an interesting element of the game since they had to decode his weird phrasing. Wish they had played off it more. Could have been kinda like clue.

  • @JayJrP

    @JayJrP

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the sequel there should be a “Mark Mode”

  • @jkolbly1

    @jkolbly1

    3 жыл бұрын

    As do I. Honestly, it seemed like Mark's rambling would have been half as long and just as entertaining if people didn't try to talk at the same time. People tend to talk over each other a lot in this game, and when he isn't being serious it seems Mark likes to wait his turn to speak and allows others to interrupt him here.

  • @lynnly2406

    @lynnly2406

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love it so much

  • @Corviidei

    @Corviidei

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JayJrP “Markiplier Mode” is just setting the discussion and voting time to their maximum settings and forcing everyone to talk like an old timey detective.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma3 жыл бұрын

    Mark is 100% the older cousin who has to babysit the kiddies.

  • @icefoxanimations

    @icefoxanimations

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha ye

  • @CassySida

    @CassySida

    3 жыл бұрын

    Low key i see it with his line about being okay that he's dying first and isn't playing the game

  • @undergirl04

    @undergirl04

    Жыл бұрын

    I am literally that so this is an accurate comparison

  • @blackswan7568
    @blackswan7568 Жыл бұрын

    I love that Mark keeps things in perspective. He never forgets: "It's only game; why you heff to be mad?"

  • @nunyobusiness2771
    @nunyobusiness27713 жыл бұрын

    I love how when mark does have info no one listens and talks over him

  • @tyfop9637

    @tyfop9637

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah Fr tho. It genuinely bothers me 💀

  • @estherliu7322

    @estherliu7322

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tyfop9637 it was hella annoying and head clenching to watch 😢

  • @waskywilliams8773
    @waskywilliams87733 жыл бұрын

    it honestly warms my heart that mark is playing this game for ethan’s birthday even after saying that it wasn’t his type of game.

  • @petkofuchalski9809

    @petkofuchalski9809

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a pretty "bro" move. I've done it for my friends as well. But my kriponite was CS:GO.

  • @lexsombersunrise

    @lexsombersunrise

    3 жыл бұрын

    Respect. I don't really like this game, either, but it's cool if others do.

  • @Samiii022

    @Samiii022

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@petkofuchalski9809 oh yu don't like cs?

  • @ATalkingBadger

    @ATalkingBadger

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@petkofuchalski9809 cool story bro.

  • @ikki9798

    @ikki9798

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg really that's so sweet

  • @_heyitslina
    @_heyitslina3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: "So um Mark.....?" Mark: *"Well you see.....(insert long monologue of saying so much yet so little)"*

  • @3bodYking99

    @3bodYking99

    3 жыл бұрын

    "no one knows who they really are, life is a journey to discover ones self" - markplair

  • @3bodYking99

    @3bodYking99

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Redwan777 "why are people focusing on dead people when we have work to do, people always die in ships"

  • @BananaGamingYT

    @BananaGamingYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi everyone that sees this!!! I’m a new KZreadr and I do lots of fun among us streams with viewers. I was wondering if you guys could give me some feed back on my Among Us Video Funny edits video. It should be the first video you see on my channel! Thanks:D! 14

  • @ThePhihn

    @ThePhihn

    3 жыл бұрын

    “And you see I took offense to that”

  • @mrtoto9749
    @mrtoto97492 жыл бұрын

    God I love mark trolling these kids. They are so serious as if it’s life and death. And mark He’s just vibin

  • @BloodChild223

    @BloodChild223

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same. It's relaxing watching him play tbh

  • @bipstymcbipste5641

    @bipstymcbipste5641

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I'm glad. This group was a little tryhard ngl

  • @user-ex3zh2hr7m

    @user-ex3zh2hr7m

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Kids" 💀

  • @Infinijam

    @Infinijam

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-ex3zh2hr7m to be fair, I think he's at least 1 or 2 years older than all of them which can be a pretty big difference for some people

  • @Infinijam

    @Infinijam

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-ex3zh2hr7m I still wouldn't call them kids tho 💀

  • @alexroberts2421
    @alexroberts24213 жыл бұрын

    44:02 "I am like...Jesus...being nailed to the cross." Gets me all the time. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ska4dragons
    @ska4dragons3 жыл бұрын

    This isnt mark playing among us. This is mark doing chores while people talk in the background.

  • @SoularSlothesk

    @SoularSlothesk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Weird asmr man

  • @friight_

    @friight_

    3 жыл бұрын

    I finally found an original comment holy shit

  • @revoluciangaming7400

    @revoluciangaming7400

    3 жыл бұрын

    u right

  • @NE0INEAN

    @NE0INEAN

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao true, also I’m your 1k like - it’s nothing important but it’s definitely something 💀

  • @Zelphyn

    @Zelphyn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@friight_ ikr. Almost everyone else is just trying to be funny.

  • @Maya-dy7qq
    @Maya-dy7qq3 жыл бұрын

    Mark is like the awkward best friend of the birthday person who got invited to the party but isn’t part of the group

  • @coreling.q

    @coreling.q

    3 жыл бұрын

    y e s was so cute

  • @jjjjj2495

    @jjjjj2495

    3 жыл бұрын

    Water earth fire air my grandmother used to tell stories about the old days a time of peace when the avatar kept balance between the water tribes earth kingdom fire nation and air nomads but that all changed when the fire nation attacked only the avatar master of all 4 nations could stop them only he could stop the ruthless fire benders but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years later and the fire nation is nearing victory in the war 2 years ago my father and the other men of the tribe journeyed to the earth kingdom to help fight against the fire nation leaving me and my brother to look after the tribe some people believe that the avatar was never reborn into the air nomads and the cycle was broken but I haven’t lost hope I still believe that somehow the avatar will return to save the world eeeeeeeee

  • @walnut1221

    @walnut1221

    3 жыл бұрын

    3 billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, the war against the Machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human Resistance... John Connor. My son. The first terminator was programmed to strike at me, in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself, when he was still a child. As before, the Resistance was able to send a lone warrior. A protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first...

  • @db5094

    @db5094

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@coreling.q According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free!

  • @puggoman902

    @puggoman902

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@db5094 wat?

  • @DopeIsotope
    @DopeIsotope2 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes Mark goes full chaotic neutral.

  • @Ms.Anonymous

    @Ms.Anonymous

    Жыл бұрын

    Complete anarchy.

  • @mellennia9

    @mellennia9

    2 ай бұрын

    That's literally just his existence at this point if not just the entirety of the Chaotic spectrum with the honorable mention of true neutral at his calmest

  • @user-es9xy8mb5t
    @user-es9xy8mb5t3 жыл бұрын

    "I believe Ethan because he does have horrible ADHD." Probably one of the funniest defenses of someone else I have heard in all of the Among Us videos I've watched.

  • @thriftedcoconut
    @thriftedcoconut3 жыл бұрын

    alternative title: mark is finally deemed an old man trying to have fun with his son and his friends at his little boy's birthday party

  • @BarachielGaming

    @BarachielGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's how I feel with my friends

  • @sharkblaze7483

    @sharkblaze7483

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark is a biggest dumbass in Among Us and I'm not sorry for him, giving fact he doesn't defend himself after being killed! 😶

  • @ellenzine5174

    @ellenzine5174

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sharkblaze7483 dude chill it’s just a game

  • @freajinboredyysy4331

    @freajinboredyysy4331

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sharkwave why are u so invested in a game? lmao

  • @sharkblaze7483

    @sharkblaze7483

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because to me it's obvious that Mark doesn't speak when he has to, but your right, it's just a game 🙂

  • @brute6896
    @brute68963 жыл бұрын

    Mark's POV: Him sitting on a bench at the park while everyone one else are kids playing nearby and Mark only interacts with them when the ball rolls near him

  • @divergent_3428

    @divergent_3428

    3 жыл бұрын

    This Comment is golden.

  • @mukundanparol5486

    @mukundanparol5486

    3 жыл бұрын

    makes sense

  • @cadavher

    @cadavher

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @1Okoya1

    @1Okoya1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark just kinda looks bored like half the game

  • @brute6896

    @brute6896

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@1Okoya1 he doesn't like playing among us that's why

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington14772 жыл бұрын

    whenever Mark rambles on while someone died, I could only think of this "What do you want from me?" "I WANT YOU TO CARE!" "Just because I'm not blubbering like a baby doesn't mean I don't care"

  • @undergirl04

    @undergirl04

    Жыл бұрын

    Mark is embracing his inner Colonel

  • @winterling223
    @winterling22311 ай бұрын

    I feel like he would fit right in to like, a chiller lobby. Put him with people who have more patience (and respect) and they might actually hear his information. They also might enjoy his monologues! I say this all I’m theory, because I am well aware that he will not play this game again. But still

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "I don't do customization." Also Mark: *has his own clothing line*

  • @allisondawson9933

    @allisondawson9933

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Kitsune Hellscythe agreed lol

  • @cathdunstan479

    @cathdunstan479

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wut?

  • @alecLogan

    @alecLogan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cathdunstan479 Cloak (or was it Cloke?) and Unnus Annus (for the past near year and next week or so)

  • @ultraguardiansev696

    @ultraguardiansev696

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alecLogan cloke for the April fool's thing.

  • @hotmessmasta

    @hotmessmasta

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alecLogan cloak, I own a bunch of it and it’s very cozy lol

  • @BramLastname
    @BramLastname3 жыл бұрын

    I like how Mark reported a body, Without the intention of actually helping.

  • @drummergurl99

    @drummergurl99

    3 жыл бұрын

    *interrupts to give info they already had*

  • @c.harlotte

    @c.harlotte

    3 жыл бұрын

    Here’s the thing I am so confused about, if you see a body but have no info, are you expected to not report? I have been playing wrong apparently, my life is a lie

  • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix

    @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@c.harlotte You have at least some info, that is, “The body is in ___” other than that, definitely report, otherwise if you’re seen, people will vote you out because walking past a body is sus.

  • @birdlythebirdkid5208
    @birdlythebirdkid52083 жыл бұрын

    1:00:00 Mark's "WELL WELL WELL" kills me every time.

  • @user-vq2wk3kr9r
    @user-vq2wk3kr9r3 жыл бұрын

    Mark looked so bored for the whole of the first 25 minutes, when he started playing detective made the video fun.

  • @TheLonelySkeleton
    @TheLonelySkeleton3 жыл бұрын

    Mark acting sus as a teammate so when he's an imposter people think he's just being weird again

  • @mooper0709

    @mooper0709

    3 жыл бұрын

    Naw man he's just.... *mark*

  • @unibevibin

    @unibevibin

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Here We Have An Imposter For Saying "Teammate" Ya Got Caught Bud

  • @Sweetie.21

    @Sweetie.21

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just got the game a few hours ago. I got hella confused at some point and acted kinda sus by just following people to lead me to an area with a task so I could focus again. Turns out I accidentally followed dark green a lot and they all pointed their fingers at me. I could barely defend myself as I was playing on Switch in docked mode, which makes typing a literal Hell. Everyone 100% thought it was me and I died of laughter as they voted me out. 2 friends who were in VC with me admitted they were the imposters after I died because there was only 3 of us in the VC.

  • @heemanmcspeed

    @heemanmcspeed

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mooper0709 no it really is 200iq

  • @BossyMafia

    @BossyMafia

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Sweetie.21 I love funny moments like those x'D

  • @dailygame8103
    @dailygame81033 жыл бұрын

    Ethan: I would like everyone to wear a birthday hat Mark: “I do not have the facility’s for that big man”

  • @BananaGamingYT

    @BananaGamingYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi everyone that sees this!!! I’m a new KZreadr and I do lots of fun among us streams with viewers. I was wondering if you guys could give me some feed back on my Among Us Video Funny edits video. It should be the first video you see on my channel! Thanks:D! 41

  • @gruigi3629

    @gruigi3629

    3 жыл бұрын

    @niosonwii OK, I won’t

  • @actiaslunatn7729
    @actiaslunatn7729 Жыл бұрын

    Mark is like the cool uncle that was invited to play a video game at his nephew's birthday party with the other kids and just goes with it.

  • @raeannahoskinson2699
    @raeannahoskinson26993 жыл бұрын

    Mark: I am literally the most sus crewmate of all time. Sykkuno: Are you sure about that?

  • @RodrickShackleton

    @RodrickShackleton

    6 ай бұрын

    Ever heard of Pikmin 4? Aka pikmin 1, 2, 3, & 5?

  • @cassieswift6794
    @cassieswift67943 жыл бұрын

    *Mark doing task in electrical* Mark: “When do I press?” *Gets Killed* Mark: “Ow... when do I press?”

  • @70_7o5

    @70_7o5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh so anyway

  • @bau119
    @bau1193 жыл бұрын

    Mark: this game is so calming Some people playing the game: *SCREAMING* edit: Holy thanks for my first time getting over 10 likes

  • @joshuapoe3867

    @joshuapoe3867

    3 жыл бұрын

    99%*

  • @vidiav4614

    @vidiav4614

    3 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @gadasoolon9239

    @gadasoolon9239

    3 жыл бұрын

    But in UNO is different

  • @captiancorn5283

    @captiancorn5283

    3 жыл бұрын

    But in ONE it the same

  • @hutao1331

    @hutao1331

    3 жыл бұрын

    PUT THE GHOST IN THE SOUP

  • @Etherealcotton
    @Etherealcotton2 жыл бұрын

    Mark: Brian was in the same area as the body Everyone: Shut Up!! Mark: *dies from Brian* Everyone: WHOA IT WAS BRIAN???

  • @ironfol_culain

    @ironfol_culain

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah the only one who even really acknowledged Mark was Ethan and even then disregarded him in less than 10 seconds each round.

  • @perishsoftly6418
    @perishsoftly64183 жыл бұрын

    Just watching this for like the 50th time, and realizing that at around 45:30 when he's describing the "crime scene" he's absolutely correct when he says "The body was Bloody." FUCK!

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire54463 жыл бұрын

    Mark: Reports a Body Mark during the meeting: It all started when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated.

  • @memeeater4703

    @memeeater4703

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you obama prism

  • @wokman8367

    @wokman8367

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love that profile pic but it’s no nut November :(

  • @avriannahayes8069

    @avriannahayes8069

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was killed on mine and Mark's birthday 0-o

  • @memeeater4703

    @memeeater4703

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wokman8367 stop.stop it now

  • @everybody48

    @everybody48

    3 жыл бұрын

    AISKDWBDHEU I finally get these jokes thank you sophomore history class

  • @manylittlefish693
    @manylittlefish6933 жыл бұрын

    Markiplier: * speaks very dramatically * Everyone: * *confused skipping* *

  • @gazingth3horizon949

    @gazingth3horizon949

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Logan Roof oi, wtf you talking about

  • @expertreality

    @expertreality

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Logan Roof stop spamming Every comment!

  • @EmeraldSogeking

    @EmeraldSogeking

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gazingth3horizon949 bot

  • @gazingth3horizon949

    @gazingth3horizon949

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EmeraldSogeking ??

  • @Corviidei

    @Corviidei

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Logan Roof honey that was over a year ago?

  • @nellylenaj3601
    @nellylenaj36012 жыл бұрын

    i severely love when Mark goes into character mode. This is GOLD. The fact the rest are laughing while also a little irked, makes it more hilarious. 😂😂

  • @MicaelaB.

    @MicaelaB.

    2 жыл бұрын

    Personally, I like his character mode when he played this! It feels like a real murder mystery, and reminds of ISWM. It gives the meetings more pizzazz! 🤩😎🤗

  • @13xPetra
    @13xPetra2 жыл бұрын

    Lol, I love the way Mark plays this game: with a series of "meh"-s, "whatever"-s, and "somebody else'll fix it"-s

  • @linus6999
    @linus69993 жыл бұрын

    Mark carefree in his own world: "This game is relaxing." The Among Us lobby: *full of confusion, anxiety, chaos and deception*

  • @loxem2668

    @loxem2668

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @shaffqureshi231

    @shaffqureshi231

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Logan Roof Bro are you sure? Nah

  • @FTZPLTC

    @FTZPLTC

    3 жыл бұрын

    Among Us needs Markiplier Mode where it's just single player and you can get on with tasks.

  • @linus6999

    @linus6999

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FTZPLTC Among Me

  • @host6368

    @host6368

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s probably relaxing because it kinda reminds him of a simpler time when he was playing TTT or maybe I’m thinking too deep into it

  • @justaguy1042
    @justaguy10423 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: **talking about dead bodies** Mark: **vibin**

  • @BananaGamingYT

    @BananaGamingYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi everyone that sees this!!! I’m a new KZreadr and I do lots of fun among us streams with viewers. I was wondering if you guys could give me some feed back on my Among Us Video Funny edits video. It should be the first video you see on my channel! Thanks:D! 44

  • @apollothecoderule.8639

    @apollothecoderule.8639

    3 жыл бұрын

    total pog

  • @bombastic_bugboy

    @bombastic_bugboy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BananaGamingYT 45

  • @restlessdave6755

    @restlessdave6755

    3 жыл бұрын

    A dude doing stuff... MORE LIKE A DUDE KILLING CREWMATES

  • @justaguy1042

    @justaguy1042

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@restlessdave6755 you got me bro. **A dude doing stuff was the imposter**

  • @quarantineme5713
    @quarantineme57132 жыл бұрын

    Mark: “This game is relaxing.” Also Mark: * Is the first one to die almost every time *

  • @Talis17118
    @Talis171183 жыл бұрын

    Im sorry but mark putting music at the beginning and then dancing while eating icecream is priceless while they are wondering if he had heart in it.. no he doesn't much he can create fun for himself just as easy.

  • @tetherhandle
    @tetherhandle3 жыл бұрын

    (mark at card swipe) “was that supposed to be hard?” corpse: :0

  • @dreamwalker4723

    @dreamwalker4723

    3 жыл бұрын

    "failing card swipe like corpse did" Did not expect that

  • @ant_erv

    @ant_erv

    3 жыл бұрын

    @niosonwii we wont

  • @xorrph

    @xorrph

    3 жыл бұрын

    the ceo’s of amazing voices

  • @crashpilot5542

    @crashpilot5542

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: gets card swipe first try Corpse: fails 26 times Corpse lookin real sus 😂

  • @danytus_

    @danytus_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crashpilot5542 I always do it on the 1st try. It's not even trying to be hard.

  • @elliottdoherty4039
    @elliottdoherty40393 жыл бұрын

    Everyone else: *trying to figure out who killed Mark* Mark: *eats ice-cream and dances*

  • @michellemccloy823

    @michellemccloy823

    3 жыл бұрын

    right?lol I was laughing so hard at that! Everyone is trying to figure out the killer and Mark just eats icecream and dances without a care in the world!lol

  • @mrmark5311

    @mrmark5311

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what happen in "who killed Markiplier"

  • @DitzyTown

    @DitzyTown

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man just vibing XD he’s a giant goof but that’s why I love him

  • @captainrick4513

    @captainrick4513

    3 жыл бұрын

    To the Unus Annus theme, no less.

  • @michellemccloy823

    @michellemccloy823

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DitzyTown That's why I love him.. goofy sense of humor is my thing.

  • @lucyafro6141
    @lucyafro61412 жыл бұрын

    Love the fact that mark was sitting there and dancing while everybody was at each other’s throats

  • @Halleymaddie
    @Halleymaddie3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: HE HAD WALKED AWAY FROM THAT BOARD TO GET AWAY FROM ME I CALL OUT ALL THE SINS Everyone else: *skips*

  • @racheldormanen8992
    @racheldormanen89923 жыл бұрын

    mark: “i believe” them: “YeS! spit it out!” “I believe” “ThErEs No TiMe!!” “i believe... one of us is a mUrDeReR~”

  • @Guineapig-yo6fi

    @Guineapig-yo6fi

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sindy Gerber Ikr

  • @c00mgoblin

    @c00mgoblin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Logan Roof wtf are you talking about? He never scammed anyone.

  • @bincherito
    @bincherito3 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title: a bunch of people play Among Us for Eef’s birthday while mark is there

  • @deguratface9750

    @deguratface9750

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's about the level of effort he brought to this birthday party... disappointingly accurate.

  • @ajsteenkamp3070

    @ajsteenkamp3070

    3 жыл бұрын

    "And I showed up"

  • @sexyramen9504

    @sexyramen9504

    3 жыл бұрын

    Poor mark got talked over, Its like going to a birthday party when you only know one person and you just sit there in silence like 😶

  • @mathiasgustafsson9224

    @mathiasgustafsson9224

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sexyramen9504 yeah I feel with Mark, that whole discord was just annoying chaos

  • @stefanbozic8880

    @stefanbozic8880

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mathiasgustafsson9224 thats how every among us game goes

  • @kaylaroberts2141
    @kaylaroberts21412 жыл бұрын

    The fact that he takes "go grab a coffee" literally makes me wanna cry he's so cute 🥺

  • @emilyferguson3718
    @emilyferguson37182 жыл бұрын

    these vids show how quiet mark truly is in social situations lol

  • @mellennia9

    @mellennia9

    2 ай бұрын

    A whole ass mood for my introverted AuDHD ass

  • @mellennia9

    @mellennia9

    2 ай бұрын

    Complete with the little dances

  • @ShatteredSong
    @ShatteredSong3 жыл бұрын

    Who Killed Markiplier?: The Game *SPOILER:* EVERYONE killed Markiplier.

  • @shirtlockholes7162

    @shirtlockholes7162

    3 жыл бұрын

    even markiplier killed markiplier

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