How to scream in DSBM: 1) Take microphone 2) Click "Rec" 3) Step on lego brick

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

3 жыл бұрын

Replace that with getting stabbed then we have something accurate because Lego doesn't hurt.

@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063

2 жыл бұрын

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki manny seem to think it does

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

2 жыл бұрын

@@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 I do not know why, some dead meme probably.

@fishertroy8393

2 жыл бұрын

You probably dont care but does someone know a tool to log back into an Instagram account? I was stupid forgot my account password. I love any help you can offer me!

@caysonreign2079

2 жыл бұрын

@Fisher Troy instablaster :)

"I need to get in the car and record the vocals there" that's the most metal thing anyone has ever done

@SilverFan8

4 жыл бұрын

That's more metal than the time I skinned my cat

@skirdeguitar

4 жыл бұрын

Thats trve as hell.

@IllustriousCrocoduck

3 жыл бұрын

Zimorog: hold my tape recorder

@brazenbull636

3 жыл бұрын

It works great as a vocal booth. Do it!

@awsometownnuked

3 жыл бұрын

Slimy actually did that for all of spider land

"Bass is also a very important instrument" *gets the bass and talks a little about it* *puts bass away without using it and continues with vocals* Man that killed me...

@Patralgan

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was proper. First I thought "noo don't ruin the music with that shit" but he handled it properly.

@ancientsoul5608

6 жыл бұрын

AGuyNamedJu yeah, I like how he's trying to wipe all the dust off

@TheHyng

6 жыл бұрын

also cleans it from the dust, making it look like he doesn't use it at all xd

@Brandonishereok

6 жыл бұрын

.

@iosifalexrabi8864

5 жыл бұрын

Not everyone plays bass

Came for BDSM. Stayed for DSBM.

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

haha :D

@masoodrizvi8505

6 жыл бұрын

That's nice.

@ravenclaw_3160

5 жыл бұрын

Hah

@leftistnazi1053

5 жыл бұрын

@philip martin i think that exists allready.Some female lead bm band with latex costumes and chokers and other things for ...bdsm

@noorlita

5 жыл бұрын

@@leftistnazi1053 band name pls

"Bathroom is always a good place to die"

@CyberChrist

5 жыл бұрын

Elvis approves.

@ronalduzcategui1818

5 жыл бұрын

It may hurts :/ ^^

@rakkatytam

5 жыл бұрын

Easiest room in the house to clean up

@joshuaortmeyer291

5 жыл бұрын

agent 47 agrees

@urieldias9250

5 жыл бұрын

Tywin Lannister approves

Now you have to sell the cassette version. Only 20 copies, 50 € per copy, with a drop of your own blood on the cover.

@crowmigration8245

5 жыл бұрын

20 copies? Fvcking sell-out.

@djsigmann

5 жыл бұрын

@Xeph Xen Who do you think you are, _Metallica?_

@toastedtoaster3836

5 жыл бұрын

Tears not blood

@albatroce2324

5 жыл бұрын

Daddy long Schlong tears of blood

@fendergraff6685

5 жыл бұрын

A single copy?

I know it was comedy - but that song is actually really good! the main melody is really nice.

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Everyone of my tutorial videos is like that. First comedy but at the end a "real" song. You may like my demo of 2015: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHmorLhweJnZl7A.html

@wolfcult

6 жыл бұрын

Will check it out! cheers man, the real song is really good!

@sidthejovian5105

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the song's so good, despite the video being a skit, it's ended with a good result 😀 I love it.

@newpalane1159

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of this a little bit kzread.info/dash/bejne/nYlk0rGmqs2dYNI.html

9:03 when you get back to car after 8 hours of work

@mettalx1

5 жыл бұрын

Soo true hahaha

@andrewssilva3634

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@lifeimitatingdeath3608

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Croft789Tina

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment xD

@YomaBarr

5 жыл бұрын

8 hours? Lucky you 😄

You use the same recording equipment as me, no wonder you are depressed

There is a musical genre for you... It's DSBM... You're Depressed... You're Suicidal... So play some Depressive Suicidal Black Metal... To show the summer who's the Boss LMAO

@bytemevv-4616

7 жыл бұрын

Ohhh wait Im depressed

@samp3549

6 жыл бұрын

BytemeVV - I READ THE COMMENT AS HE SAID IT IN THE VIDEO LMAO

@jaredmartin7040

6 жыл бұрын

Suicide Silence Same here lmao

@generichipster1888

6 жыл бұрын

You are*

@delhidelirium9091

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck! Did not scroll down and typed pretty much the same comment , above !

song's too short to be dsbm, needs to be atleast 20 minutes!! not counting the 10 minute intro and the 5 minute outro here!

@AutumnSage98

6 жыл бұрын

oh my God this comment made me die

@ImperatorGrausam

5 жыл бұрын

Reminder that Hypothermia once made a 1 hour song.

@joaquinorellanaalarcon2472

5 жыл бұрын

Garfield Vikernes skogenss Hjarta

@ImperatorGrausam

5 жыл бұрын

@@joaquinorellanaalarcon2472 Yep. That's the name of the song.

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

5 жыл бұрын

Really only 20 Minutes?? That's like Five times shorter then what I'm used to.

great bass line

@raavenstark5905

4 жыл бұрын

@S K G It was the .. joke

@luriddream

3 жыл бұрын

I seriously think something is wrong with people lmao %60 of the population do not have the ability to get a simple joke

@VinicioHaner

3 жыл бұрын

@@luriddream it happens to the best of us

A German trying to be funny... That's depressive! Good job ;)

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

:D

@iizvullok

6 жыл бұрын

We are supposed to have no humor.

@dowrow6898

5 жыл бұрын

Alvulnax, just work, work and only work

@hansorsic7387

5 жыл бұрын

@@iizvullok were very funny, just not candid enough for other nations

@Me-eb3wv

4 жыл бұрын

@@asdneffy ur a freak

Once, back in 2007 when I was looking for new unknown bands, I've heard this genre for the first time. I found a "Russian Pagan Depressive Black Metal" band. I was amazed by the depth of how many sub-sub-genres they had. It sounded like tv static, rain and someone trying to knock down a tree with a bucksaw. My only regret was forgetting the name of this band. Sad... ...Like it was designed to be.

@lurji

11 ай бұрын

maybe viselnik could fill the void although theyre not the same

guitars need like 100x times more distortion to make them sound like someone is trying to adjust a radio. otherwise spot on bro.

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

haha, what a nice description :D

The screaming in the song made me laugh so much. Every single time I heard a scream or howl in the song, I just imagine you in your car trying not to annoy your neighbors and I almost fell off my couch because I'm in a similar situation. Ahh the complexities of being a rock musician in a small apartment surrounded by neighbors (and in my case, a wife) who expect quiet. Haha! I think this is the story of all rock musician's lives. From the time I started making music way back in the 80's, people were telling me to "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!!!!!" and I was always looking for creative ways to record stuff like vocals, drums, and other things without annoying people, while still keeping the music heavy and harsh.

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😄

@marcnegnivan1382

5 жыл бұрын

Those screams in DSBM always reminds me of homer simpson. kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4hoxaicfszFnrQ.html

@Kitty-mb4hy

5 жыл бұрын

Why not make a soundproof room in your apartment if you play and / or record music often?

@IAmKillEveryone

5 жыл бұрын

Go overboard soundproofing a closet.

@uhh4312

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kitty-mb4hy you know all his money go for beers

I need to buy a car. Recording vocals is damn expensive.

@bm11488

3 жыл бұрын

Buy a cheap car

This song at the end is actually pretty damn amazing man!

@Farvann

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I always try to do a good song at the end. Will be better in the future.

@Farvann

7 жыл бұрын

You may like the demo I recorded in 2015 - kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHmorLhweJnZl7A.html I still write songs for another one

@noahjones9242

Жыл бұрын

Getting tortured. Hair dryer. ... That's metal, man

What a strange feeling: when you begin to be depressed because of the song, but you're laughing at the same time!

I redecorated my monitor with coffee when he screamed in the car, hahaha

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

sorry, no refund

the clean intro kinda sounds like "Walker of Dissonant Worlds" by Xasthur. I really like the full song good job man

@Farvann

7 жыл бұрын

Thats true! "Walker of Dissonant Worlds" is the first song that comes into my mind when I write clean guitar tracks ;-) Thanks!

@thorns.documenteaza

7 жыл бұрын

Rayene Boussetta mind blown, i thought exactly the same thing

@corpse8862

6 жыл бұрын

Same here :D

@TheTimeFlyzShow

6 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who got a Xasthur vibe from the intro.

Holy shit it cracked me up when he recorded the vocals

@damf5488

3 жыл бұрын

@techno Vikernes 🐔🐔🐔

Oh, and don't forget to take yourself way too seriously online, in person, just everywhere.

Why does this channel not have more views or subs? Oh totally forgot, it wouldnt be trve anymore

@Farvann

7 жыл бұрын

That's the point, I delete a lot of subscribers

@crowmigration8245

5 жыл бұрын

When it reached one sub I unsubbed.

9:04 "Help! The guy in the car is killing himself!", someone might have screamed.😂 Really good tutorial!!

lol.. when I saw the picture of the video and the title I thought it was a joke and you would record the hairdryer to be part of the music :D

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

So you call this video not a joke? :D

@varmelith8941

6 жыл бұрын

No of course it is, but the song is actually not bad !

@crowmigration8245

5 жыл бұрын

Listen to hate forest - the most ancient ones. Sounds like there's a hair dryer going through the entire album.

@crowmigration8245

5 жыл бұрын

@Felipe Andrade cool! I'm actually listening now 😎 best listened with earbuds in a dark room.

@winterwinter7505

4 жыл бұрын

Pro tip: filter some frequences off of the hairdrier.. could make some interesting noises... Then apply a lots of echo and reverb..

HAHAHAH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT TO THE CAR TO RECORD VOCALS

Surprisedly you made the coolest Dsbm I've ever heard

I love listening to some DSBM, and I might even consider one day playing music like that, but this video made me realize I'd possibly die of laughing on myself trying to record shrieking vocals like that in my car :D I'd rather just go out to a forest or a cave at near night, or an abandoned factory, with a portable recorder or something...

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

aahh like Sin Nanna of Striborg - kzread.info/dash/bejne/l3ytr61pcafdj5s.html (watch at 10:30)

@MetalTrabant

6 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's more like it! :) And it'd be much kvlter anyway to write in the booklet that it's recorded in cave 'XY' at fullmoon, or something like that...

@winterwinter7505

4 жыл бұрын

@MetalTrabant or then u would create a new sub genre (there is never enough of them!): manodepressive suicidal bm :D

I like how he goes and makes a DSBM track and ironically makes the best one in the genre.

Run a pipe from the car exhaust to the inside for cool vocal effects. Don't forget to rev hard!

Its that time of the year to watch this again

Skoda should build a 'Farvann Edition' for the Fabia

After 2 years but.. Man, I really love you. This video is a masterpiece to every DSBM fan, it's art 😂❤

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

thanks!

Genial. Klasse gemacht. Das Endresultat lässt sich echt gut hören. Hast es sauber erklärt, indem du den DSBM Song in seine Hauptbestandteile zerlegt und erläutert hast. Coole Sache!

That Sepultura poster tho!🤘🏻

you had a perfect opportunity to present the cable in the shape of a noose

I had automatically generated subtitles on while watching and that made it even better. [Music] [Applause]

BANDNAME="CERBERUS IN THE BATHROOM"

This video was great 😂 also that intro, I was crying from the laughter.

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

Nice :D

@nonexistence5135

6 жыл бұрын

Semi-broken English made it 10x better.

Dude that was amazing! I would totally dig a whole album like this

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

There already is an album done by me: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHmorLhweJnZl7A.html

@justinramsey524

6 жыл бұрын

Farvann I'm definitely checking that out, live your videos btw actually is inspiring me to make my own black metal album

5:40 Almost heard Quintessence

@TheSorsastaja187

3 жыл бұрын

Yes exactly!

@molopolokohahakov8252

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same :D

This video is a legend... It is like a perfect analysis of the DSBM genre, the analysis of the elememts that make its very core...After years, still come back to witness it again...🔥

This is one of the funniest things I've seen this week. Literally made my day bro. Let's keep it metal!

Hahaha awesome! \m/ The "It may hurt" part was perfect as well!

@noobboii420

6 жыл бұрын

Oskar Fahlen straight outta instagram lol!

@FAh1en

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha hell yeahhh!

The little scream when he checks the water just killed me omg

This is really amusing because I end up having to do very very similar things to get my recordings done. Well done Sir. Thank you for your efforts.

I died at the vocals recording process. Love this tutorial. Your Exodus riff was spot-on, love it. One of your licks (around 7:30) sounded a bit like Deströyer 666, I just love it.

you know you're depressed when you walk up the stairs backwards

@Ketannabis

5 жыл бұрын

Real shit

@alix416

3 жыл бұрын

Every fucking time

I've put my band on hold because I live with 2 other people and they freaked out last time I was screaming, thought I was possesed

@tss1473

Жыл бұрын

Ayo are you the dude who made there is no beauty left here?

Lmao your explanation of the drums was perfect hahaha. Fucking awesome video, one of my favorite comedy style music tutorial videos I’ve come across yet, subbed

I hate how good and accurate this is. You’re a legend

I couldn’t stop laughing at the part where you got in the car and started screaming xD awesome vid.

That intro could work for a Woods of Ypres tutorial too

@Shy_Hulud

5 жыл бұрын

God I miss that band.

@JuanGlaniver

5 жыл бұрын

@@Shy_Hulud We all do, brother.

@garytill

5 жыл бұрын

@@Shy_Hulud I've been binging Austere and Woods of Ypres lately.

Das bin ich am Anfang jedes Sommers. XD Und das ist jetzt das erste Mal, dass ich ein DSBM-Lied komplett angehört hab. Normalerweise kann ich den Gesang-Stil nicht sehr lange aushalten, aber du hast es geschafft! Bravo, Farvann! :D

You crazy, i love it. A good song by the way !

Bei den Vocals im Auto hat's mich glatt zerrissen. Hast diesen DSBM-typischen schmerzvoll-jämmerlichen Schrei echt gut hingekriegt.

Dude. How come that you have only 10k subs? And no, dont say satan or trve mkay? Seriously, you are underrated.

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

It's still Black Metal and I don't promote myself :D

Thank you farvann, very cool! 😩🤟🏽

Heavy breathing asthmatic black metal: HBABM

I showed this to my Black Metalhead friend and it was hilarious

Is it a pink heart hanging above your desk? A pink heart? Not kvlt, not trve, vnsvbcribed!!! :-p

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

Damn, now it begins... people start to investigate the background :D

@alexandrbatora9674

6 жыл бұрын

Otoh, the spider saved it! :-D

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

:D

@rickc2102

5 жыл бұрын

If he ripped it, still-beating, out of the chest of a fluffy bunny rabbit, then all is right with the world, no?

@judge234

5 жыл бұрын

Heart of Nergal from Behemoth

love your work bro...keep it up.

Screaming in your car... Parked in the garage... Holy shit you're a TRVE GENIVS!

You look like a bm version of dave grohl, great vid btw really enjoyed it

deine videos sind mit sehr viel humor gespickt , sehr gut ! :) und was soll man sagen .. machst gute videos ! cheers man

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

Danke danke

What does James Hetfield think of DSBM? "Depressive black metal...you know it's sad...but true! \m/ \m/ \m/"

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha :D :D

@gdsnuff

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@RidgyCube351

6 жыл бұрын

ba dum tss

@masoodrizvi8505

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah,I'm curious too.Totally get what you did there,mate;)

@Shigellosis

6 жыл бұрын

The Dark Arts no

This is so Good.... Emotions,Feelings,Hatred,Sorrow all on Blackened song... DSBM the best

Ok but the song is actually really good.

"That's too evil." is something I never thought I'd hear Farvann say.

Absolutely best channel on KZread.

why does this have 10x more views than any good dsbm album

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea

Sounds actually really good. Ever thought of writing more like this. I would buy your music if you ever did drop a album like this. Also i do love your Darbutulauk (sorry for the spelling totally forgot how to spell your band :D) Sorry i am 5 years late to the video just started getting into metal a year ago and really love black metal and got into DSBM.

@fleshdrone1998

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's nice actually

@dismaleclipse5587

11 ай бұрын

try xasthur

@vozmajster1011

10 ай бұрын

Started getting into Metal a year ago and you already love Black Metal? Honestly, that's quite impressive. My wife for example is still very picky when it comes to Black Metal and it's been years now since I've introduced her to it. And she liked other Metal stuff long before. So cheers, mate!

This video had me laughing so hard!!! Especially the scene in the car. Instantly subscribed, keep it up man!

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

haha, the thing with the car is 100% true. I need to do vocals in the car

@vgmastercleveland

6 жыл бұрын

Farvann it's funny because I have to do the same!

That guitar tone is beautiful

I love the riff at 6:09.

@SlyHikari03

4 ай бұрын

Kinda reminds me of Arghoslent for some reason. I mean, their style is basically “Using Black Metal to do Death Metal things” (that’s what the Metal Podcast “Terminus” explained them as).

HAHAHAHA I died in the car part xD

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

That was not even a joke. That's how I record my vocals to every song :D

Im so in love with this i hope if you can do a tutorial how to play this guitar riffs cant stop listening to this 🔥🔥🔥🤘🏻

Some early Shining vibe to the track, good job dude!

Being infront of the sun, but holding the eyes shut, would be a nice album cover, very nice

Pretty good, though I prefer the "don't wake up mommy whispered screech" - vocals for my DSBM.

Great video, I enjoyed ! The bass part was very funny !

Damn farvann why is it so good😂 I mean those riffs👀 those riffs is just too good I have listened to a few good DSBM bands but yours just stand out too much, it's unique might download this video in audio and the trim it😂

That riff from 13:00... just wow

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

I lost it when you started screaming in the car. xD

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, me too

Dude, I love it :D Cheers from Poland! \m/

The song is actually very good. I like it. Well done.

Very Useful, I think I'm gonna be a DSBM artist tomorrow successfully!

3:54 that random spider in the wall

@Farvann

7 жыл бұрын

Oh man, never noticed that

@phobos1783

6 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who saw it,damn

@warmonkey3216

6 жыл бұрын

Farvann well it's time to burn down the house

@tikefu6940

6 жыл бұрын

that's so metal

@generichipster1888

6 жыл бұрын

There is no spider.

Thank you farvann, very cool!

Funny tutorial turned into an amazing song I loved it!

After today's stream I can say that DSBM is good for falling asleep. I was sleeping like a dead corpse.

@3.54 there's a spider crawling upwards on the wall, just behind his right headphones. I think that is DSBM

The best tutorial I see :D \m/

your videos are funny af love it

"My hair are just annoying" lol

This is amazing! I thought it was going to be all satiric, but you've actually composed a good dsbm song.. I mean, I've heard many other songs written by known artists on Spotify that don't sound as good as yours, and I assure you, I've heard them all!! :D Subscribed :) Btw, where are you from? I couldn't guess your accent.

@Farvann

6 жыл бұрын

wow thank you very much! I'm from germany

DSBM vocals be like: “WAAAAAA! OOOOOH!”

HAHAHHAHAHA on the process, but the final result of the song at the end is legendary, well done.

3:53 it isnt black metal enough if you dont have a spider crawling up behind you xD