Joseph is defined by cheating: Cheating in fights Cheating at games Cheating death Cheating on his wife

@ripleyjlawman.3162

4 жыл бұрын

He also somehow convinced her to help him raise the invisible baby, he found by the side of the road.

@francescolombardi3438

4 жыл бұрын

For with DIO's blood in him, he gained an inkling of Charisma

@SadButter

4 жыл бұрын

@@ripleyjlawman.3162 an invisible baby, you could argue, *araki forgot*

@ZZ_Tops_007

4 жыл бұрын

Cheating on cheating

@clayxros576

4 жыл бұрын

@@omair5481 Araki does forget, it just so happens the things people get hung up on aren't. The dude is talented at pulling nonsense out of his rear end and weaving it into his story in a decent way, if anyone else did what he does they'd be thrown on the street.

Remember when Araki forgot the ultimate being was immortal and invincible and gave Speedwagon a heart attack?

@maximusfattus4363

4 жыл бұрын

The only true Araki forgot

@tboss9053

4 жыл бұрын

maximus fattus wait what? What are you talking about?

@waterman3564

4 жыл бұрын

@@tboss9053 Speedwagon IS the ultimate being

@thehighnoonsaloon7794

4 жыл бұрын

@@tboss9053 bruh

@tboss9053

4 жыл бұрын

Vincent Bushman yeah I know. Lol I read the post comment wrong and thought he meant Kars. It didn’t make sense at first. Lol

Well, Kakyoin himself said that he never met a stand user before DIO, so it's clear as day nobody ever deflected the emerald splash before

@AbsoluteUnit333

Жыл бұрын

Damn so that boy emerald splash'd some kids then?

@ctrlaltrepeat245

Жыл бұрын

@@AbsoluteUnit333 Makes me wonder how deadly Emerald Splash actually is. We see at first that Emerald Splash literally ripped a hole into Star Platinum's chest, so I wonder what it'd do to just a regular guy.

@minidreadproductions2566

Жыл бұрын

@@ctrlaltrepeat245meat cubes

@roxas5071

10 ай бұрын

​@@ctrlaltrepeat245they'd be dead as hell

@jamespilgrim3774

10 ай бұрын

He had probably tested his abilities on some targets and was way too confident in how it annihilated them.

People thinking that deflecting Emerald Splash is a contradiction because Kakyoin said no one can do it is like thinking that a villain cannot be defeated because he said "Impossible! I can't be defeated!"

@wingdinggaster6737

Жыл бұрын

"Killet Queen has no weakness"

@jusa297

Жыл бұрын

@@wingdinggaster6737 In today's episode of Diamond Is Unbreakable: Killer Queen has a weakness.

@simochiothereal4382

Жыл бұрын

@@jusa297 "wait, that's illegal"

@Integer_Overload

Жыл бұрын

Literally! Loads of people love to pull up stuff Naruto says when he's a spastic 12 year old as if it's irrefutable fact for all time. Unfortunately jojo fans arent exclusive to this level of misunderstanding

@laravioliiii2832

Жыл бұрын

but it can't be deflected, unless.. I GOT IT! DIO's Ability is to contradict reality!

The painting was just kakyoin being dramatic

@XTYWIZZ

4 жыл бұрын

even when mind controlled he was still dramatic as always

@EliteSurvive

4 жыл бұрын

Only thing I don't understand is, when Jotaro punches the shit out of Kakyoin as a beatdown, why did the doll just fly up for no reason? I doubt it was the air pressure, and Kakyoin and Jotaro most definitely didn't go out of their way to destroy it.

@griffinlovesmemezuwu5269

4 жыл бұрын

@@EliteSurvive he punched the doll too

@WestOfLee100

3 жыл бұрын

Griffinlovesmemez uwu Oi, cherry boy, do you mind if I punch your expensive as fuck doll? Cool.

@carlwebber4094

3 жыл бұрын

Yup he's just beining a posh bitch

When I was first watched Stardust Crusaders. I just thought Jotaro and DIO were flying and I said “it’s JoJo so I’ll just go with it”

@nob0dii610

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i have a theory for that i think they used they’re stands to jump up lightly but strongly time it makes sense because the raw power of SP and TW.

@wi11ow8

4 жыл бұрын

Your a genius my guy! :)

@nob0dii610

4 жыл бұрын

Wi11ow 8 thanks

@Damian-ov6sz

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think they we're just getting pulled up by they're stands, like during the fight with the weird yellow goop guy Jotaro jumps onto a water tower and when he doesn't make it he literally uses star platinum to grab onto it and then he's just pulled towards his stand so I just though "hey same principle"

@blindbeholder9713

3 жыл бұрын

*Stands can grab and move physical objects, including their users *Stands can fly *Polnareff did this with Chariot in his first fight *Stands can occupy the same space as physical objects *Stands can still interact and use their abilities while they are "Put away" inside their users *Stands can fly while attaching themselves to their users bodies *Ice more or less does this with Cream It would honestly be stanger if Stand Users with ethereal stands couldn't fly! Also, there are not many fights were movement of that type was all that important, the major exception (in Part 3) being Geb, which I accept as it being an advanced technique that Jotaro hadn't figured out yet.

Mfs really thought kakyoin had time to setup a whole art studio while fighting dio 💀💀💀

@Kris-ce1po

2 жыл бұрын

“hey um can you stand still for like 5 minutes” *paints dio* “what the fuck are you doing” holly would die by the time kakyoin finishes the dio painting

@blingus_

Жыл бұрын

No but why would he even draw jotaro in the first place?😭 So dramatic for what, kakyoin?

@You-are-definitely-right-but

Жыл бұрын

@@blingus_ yea, if anything, he just made himself more suspicious

@You-are-definitely-right-but

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the fact he painted in general and broke Jotaros leg with no reasoning behind the painting would lead most people to believe that he could paint dangerously

@blingus_

Жыл бұрын

@@You-are-definitely-right-but his schoolmates would just think that he has a really obsessive crush on jotaro 💀

The whole "Why didn't DIO make more chimeras" thing is extremely funny to me because like, genuinely, why would he?

@alexfc679

Жыл бұрын

Dio loved to experiment with his vampiric abilities. But the chimera zombies really weren't useful so he didn't make more of them, it's as simple as that.

@leaffinite3828

Жыл бұрын

Right like i know hes a creepy guy but id think the gross chimeras would get annoying quick

@pookiechips5367

Жыл бұрын

@@alexfc679 but they're goofy looking

@NeepNeepPohn

Жыл бұрын

He made Nukesaku so I guess that's one

@lucaschannel726

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they weren’t like powerful minions. All they did is look creepy and that’s it. Like the only time this ability was ever useful was 2 times in the entire series. One Being he used this power to attach his own head to Jonathan’s body, and two when he used it to reattached vanilla ice’s head back onto his body after giving him the vampire blood.

Araki forgot polnareff's eyebrows

@littlefggothoe

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated

@spacetrainbaby3737

3 жыл бұрын

There was official artwork of polnareff with eyebrows and its honestly terrifying

@Scooby2010Nat

3 жыл бұрын

He must of shave to much then grow it back

@ihatealmosteverythingequal820

3 жыл бұрын

xxxtentacion lmfao

@br6443

3 жыл бұрын

I JUST NOW NOTICED HE DIDNT HAVE ANY :O

The idea of Erina surviving in the coffin with her husband's headless body underneath her disturbs me.

@yan4790

4 жыл бұрын

Jorge Joestar, the uncanon novel. had her keep his dismembered head with her so there's something that beats that

@sinklar7946

4 жыл бұрын

ERINA IS INSANE ZULOL

@xenotronia6681

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lounqx0 Jorge*

@jaydn3186

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit wait I didnt realize that

@morbidwolf94

4 жыл бұрын

because thats not really what was happening

This isn’t really on topic, I just find it funny that we have the stands The World and Star Platinum (named after the tarot for The Star) which are these humanoid, short ranged power type stands, but the stand The Sun is literally just a friggin sun.

@kurage_medusa

2 жыл бұрын

Are ya winning Sun? ☀no

@ICTON123

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, we also thought that about Hermit Purple until Part 8

@user-nx1wv2ws6r

2 жыл бұрын

@@ICTON123 I believe that part 8 Hermit Purple is not the same as one from part 3. In part 3 it had a hamon ability to see future In part 8 it was moving in a different fashion, similar to a Ball Breaker spin, so it seems that Hermit Purple from part 8 was infused with spin, not hamon

@anueutsuho7425

2 жыл бұрын

Araki himself just thought it'd be funny if The Sun was as literal as it gets.

@gayjayy

2 жыл бұрын

"Araki, what are the stands gonna look like?" "Okay, so, you have the majority looking like humanoids, right? Then we have *looking around nervously* a car, a sun, some sand, water, the idea of magnetism, a sword, a shadow, literally just a bird, a fly, some goop, and a book. Oh, also two tentacle/vine like ones, but their different."

I always thought the explanation of Joseph not using Hamon to stop aging was so that he could grow old with his (supposedly) true love in his wife, Suzi Q

@seang7578

2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually so sweet what Or it would be, if HE WEREN’T A GOD DAMN CHEATER

@freetoplayking7362

2 жыл бұрын

@@seang7578 he cheats at death, he cheats at life, so of course, he cheats on his wife

@PrixtoTNT

2 жыл бұрын

That "supposedly" hurts my soul

@pinkzero281

Жыл бұрын

@@seang7578 how is that cheating, neither he remember doing something like nor he knew about josuke, jotaro finds about it and then tell him about josuke

@ethanherzig2769

Жыл бұрын

@@pinkzero281do you… know how babies are made?

When Joseph died his soul went to heaven, and Caesar and Kakyoin yeeted him back down to earth

@afn9092

4 жыл бұрын

Lol so did erena, i really felt it when Joseph said "I am taking that body back to granny erina" to to dio

@reroman3950

4 жыл бұрын

I am superior

@caustic9947

4 жыл бұрын

@@reroman3950 It's a _face-off_

@reroman3950

4 жыл бұрын

@@caustic9947 get ur cherries ready Cuz this will be your LAST donut

@roberte.o.speedwagon5811

4 жыл бұрын

You guys don't mind if I watch your standoff, right?

A character in JoJo is only dead when the Narrator says so.

@icebeamy

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Joseph*

@chronic-joker

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph: your next line is joseph is dead narrator: Joseph is de..nani

@suchetasahoo9999

4 жыл бұрын

Tfw when Joseph cheated death not once but twice!

@realreyhan

4 жыл бұрын

Like Okuyasu not dying. Don’t think the narrator announced it.

@mariboyk4456

4 жыл бұрын

Spoiler comment..... That feel when you thought bucciarati and narancia survived when golden experience repairs them

You know I always thought that when kakyoin said "No can defeat the emerald splash" I believe kakyoin honestly thought that, due to him having his stand since elementary school and since he was always alone he never had anyone who could see heirophant green he just blaintently thought no one could block from gigantic crystals each about the size of a finger going what looks like is moving just under the speed of a bullet.

@Jkrocsko

Жыл бұрын

Nobody else can see the emeralds. Its part of the mystic world so ppl would just be hurt for no perceptive reason.

@genesismultiverse4896

10 күн бұрын

​@@Jkrocsko also no one would destroy them since they look beautiful

Jotaro: extends his stands finger Everyone: That's awesome why doesn't he use that more

@jadyndenys7736

2 жыл бұрын

Jojo fans when they casually forget extendo arm Hamon, and proceed to say extending two fingers by like 3 inches is overpowered

@ctrlaltrepeat245

2 жыл бұрын

@@jadyndenys7736 Yeah, Star Finger is literally proven to be slower than Star Platinum’s punches

@jadyndenys7736

2 жыл бұрын

@@ctrlaltrepeat245 like they straight up forgot zoom punches exist then when they see a far shittier version they act like a monkey seeing street magic.

@detomnz2024

Жыл бұрын

Jojo fans forgetting that Star Platinum has a range limit

@neoqwerty

4 ай бұрын

@@detomnz2024 I mean technically he could just vacuum them into range to punch them, that'd be a lot more effective than trying to stick his extending fingers into a weak spot when shit's moving.

Kakyoin said “no one can just deflect the emerald splash” because he never actually fought a real stand

@ZaddyZoop

4 жыл бұрын

Also every one is questing it like guys he said it one time and in his first ever fight

@munchkitten3233

4 жыл бұрын

Emerald splash is unblockable, Dio had to stop time to deflect them and Jotaro has the same type of stand as Dio so that's how Jotaro deflected it.

@bootyannihilator4931

4 жыл бұрын

Munchkitten :3 Jotaro didnt know how to stop time then

@munchkitten3233

4 жыл бұрын

@@bootyannihilator4931 yes, but it might have been instinctive, in the fight with the N'doul you see the same visual effects that Dio gets when he stops time, so maybe Jotaro stopped time accidentally.

@Keegstar

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping someone else said it!! Thank you

Remember when Jotaro told that kid he'd buy him another popsicle?

@kody649

4 жыл бұрын

Probably did off screen.

@koryfredrick1164

4 жыл бұрын

Or Jotaro forgot?

@jimmyjohnson111

4 жыл бұрын

Kory Fredrick you’re breaching a whole new level, maybe the characters themselves can forget

@Astartes00

4 жыл бұрын

Tintin

@OokileyGMR

4 жыл бұрын

Also that time Polnareff promised a kid the same after kicking sand in his eyes

Plot Hole: Jotaro is the most popular guy in school, but he does not use this ability to amass a simp army and fight dio

@ZFEK

2 жыл бұрын

That is not true

@captainzoltan7737

2 жыл бұрын

What good would a bunch of weak normal high school students do against Dio?

@Shanothian

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny

@donutlovingwerewolf8837

Жыл бұрын

@@khalilnevels8926 but DIO doesn't use Twitter???

@hal0w_

Жыл бұрын

@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 Damn the joke flew over your head like the twitter bird

I think the painting and puppet for Kakyoin could've simply been possessed Kakyoin keeping Jotaro guessing about his abilities

@crackerjack0349

Жыл бұрын

And just genuinely fucking with him. With each enemy stand user acting odd, it could’ve been Possessed Kakyoin just screwing with jotaro. Hell the puppet could be saying how the nurse his puppet.

"Why didn't they revive Kakyoin with Dio's blood?" CHEST! HOLE!

@mikeymod3665

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still confused though about how vampire blood works. Wouldn't the person who receives vampire blood be able to regenerate flesh similar to how Dio does? Or is that restricted to vampires like Dio who were made into vampires via the stone mask?

@discmanthecdlord

4 жыл бұрын

People think thats a plot hole??? Why do they think thats a plothole when they clearly saw how kakyoin die?!?!?

@dandelion5691

4 жыл бұрын

Kakyoin isn't a hamon user, he would be a vampire.

@pekonipoika7274

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikeymod3665 im not sure, but imo its a conscious act. considering how vanilla ice, even though he was a fresh vampire, did not heal any wounds he received, but kept on fighting, while during jotaro vs dio fight when polnareff ambushed dio and impaled his head, dio probably focused on that area and healed. not sure though, its just what i think and its probably flawed too.

@thewatcher751

4 жыл бұрын

@@pekonipoika7274 vanilla ice is more of zombie than a vampire DIO didnt use the mask on him and zombie like tarkus and bruford

Holly: *about to die* Jotaro's dad: "She might be my wife, but sax is my life"

@nexusgiga

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro does the same with dolphins

@TheAnimationStationTAS

4 жыл бұрын

@ƘƲƦƬ Leave Sadao alone. Holly would be comatose in a motel had it not been for him.

@katusakirocks5630

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Hensley o

@ferdinandochristianmonteri1716

4 жыл бұрын

@ƘƲƦƬ n

@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838

4 жыл бұрын

@@katusakirocks5630 p

6:18 Basically, Kakyoin understands you need to be dramatic while doing evil

These “Araki forgot” moments are just “Fans forgot” moments

@ctrlaltrepeat245

2 жыл бұрын

Or Fans absorbing information from youtube clips despite the fact that JoJo’s is FREE to watch on crunchyroll

@GorillaFan_32

2 жыл бұрын

@@ctrlaltrepeat245 or fans taking a joke too seriously

@gtagamerz5353

Жыл бұрын

Change my mind

@pinkzero281

Жыл бұрын

@@GorillaFan_32 or fan fast watching or read

@Bunnibunnibunni

Жыл бұрын

I think its just the lack of clarity and detail in certain moments. A lot of these Araki Forgot explanations are like okay yeah i guess that makes sense... But the fact that someone other than the author has to explain (more like defend) it and that theres these moments that the majority of people are confused by in the first place speaks to something outside of everyone individually just happening to be stupid. If you go back and read past parts can you come up with an explanation in your head for why x thing happened? Sure, but it would be a lot better if the author had in the moment of x happening acknowledged it at all, instead of needing to make a fan theory for things every time.

Star finger is common when Jotaro gets married.

@jack_snus

4 жыл бұрын

And that's the technique he teached Jolyne aswell ;)

@giornogiostar3214

4 жыл бұрын

@@jack_snus That is honestly pretty disturbing.

@justanothercommenterwithan9089

4 жыл бұрын

@@jack_snus *NO NO NO*

@TheBigStupidHead

4 жыл бұрын

@@jack_snus Yes officer, this comment right here

@chillby4198

4 жыл бұрын

@@jack_snus I'm glad that Pucci reset the universe

Kakyoin: * shrinks stand * no one can deflect my 20 cm emerald blast

@vario6492

4 жыл бұрын

No one can feel my 2 inch pepe

@epiclyepicwill

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph JoeStalin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@moltenking4813

4 жыл бұрын

There's about I dunno 50 emeralds stuck in Joseph's head by now...

@enough-applause-3368

4 жыл бұрын

20 mm*

@jotaromidoryia3981

4 жыл бұрын

Wait if you shrink they rape a three year old would it count cause your -8 millimeters tall?

The reason the stand was invisible in the scene of Star Platinum beating up the shark is because it was meant to represent what a non-stand user saw

@slykecalubayan4786

Жыл бұрын

yes, it's Anne's POV (idk if that's how u spell her name :v)

@sebastien-loikntsangou-kan5264

6 ай бұрын

If you can understand the reasoning in that scene, you can understand why Hierophant Green was invisible when Kakyoin was first introduced. It was simply a way to build up anticipation of how much of a threat he'd be and what his powers are. Retrospectively, it's also a good thematic choice given Kakyoin's backstory.

@neoqwerty

4 ай бұрын

@@sebastien-loikntsangou-kan5264 I thought it was just that Hierophant was busy being in ambush as monofillament wire because DIO-steered Kakyoin is one dramatic dude

I like the theory that the stuff Star Platinum brings to Jotaro is from the Police's confiscated merchandise room, that could be near the cells area. Makes sense to me.

Star Platinum: *Brings Jotaro beer, a boom box, and the latest issue of Shounen Jump* Jotaro: It's an "evil spirit" Star Platinum:

@z-v-x8324

4 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: "Well you're no *fucking prize* either."

@snailbread1115

4 жыл бұрын

Ora! (Translation BRUH!)

@swordcrafted

4 жыл бұрын

Shogun Acosta Oruh

@ProfessionalGoober

4 жыл бұрын

.-.

@Jack_Woods

4 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: BUT JOTARO, I JUST READ ABOUT THIS KENSHIRO GUY, YOU GOTTA CHECK HIM OUT HE GOES ALL YATATATTATATATATATAH AND PEOPLE EXPLODE BEFORE HIM! I wanna do that! I'm gonna make my own version of that, it'll sound like ORAORAORAORAORAORA! and I'll blast people away with it, it'll be fuckin awesome!

Another thing: the star and the world in tarot reading have very similar meanings so fate already predicted that they would be similar stands

@droidpenguin3648

4 жыл бұрын

And the fact that Jotaro gained his stand as a result of Dio using the arrow

@jotarokujo7795

4 жыл бұрын

@@droidpenguin3648 and the fact that most joestar's stands has some kind of connection to each other Joseph and Holly have vine like stand and so does DIO or Jonathan's Passion stand. Most of the other Joestars has punching-ghost stand like Star Platinum,Stone Free,Gold Experience and Crazy Diamond all have powerful punches or have special effect when they throw their punches and so does The World with it's very powerful physique

@elguaro3

4 жыл бұрын

Now this is one hell of a stretch

@Boof_

4 жыл бұрын

Also one of Jotaro's first actions is catching a bullet at point blank range. The same exact thing Dio did to find out his stand.

@SomeAHole

4 жыл бұрын

The World upright represents the culmination of a stage or aspect of one's life. Reversed it represents frustrating setbacks in achieving one's goals. The Star represents the potential for growth from the combination of aspects present in your life already. Source: I learned tarort because of Jojo Edit: Now that I think about it, I got Temperance mixed up with the Star. The Star is more about a hopeful future.

I find the significant possibility of dio being awake in the coffin at first hilarious Dio: finally I have claimed Jonathans body, as soon as the sun goes down I'll be free to rule without any pesky joestars to get in my wa- Erina: *sends the coffin back into the sea* Dio: wait no-

@AffectionateLocomotive

5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@AffectionateLocomotive

5 ай бұрын

*mutahar laugh

@yaujj65

Ай бұрын

There is a new video by Dankbidoof about Dio and the coffin

I think the reason Kakyoin said no one can deflect the emerald splash because at that point the only other person he met with a stand was DIO

Another thing about Joseph's soul leaving his body: Bruford and Tarkus' souls returned to their bodies after being dead for 500 years, I'm pretty sure that Joseph's soul can return to his after being dead for 4 minutes.

@droidpenguin3648

4 жыл бұрын

It's the fact that they all were revived by vampire blood too

@7thson855

4 жыл бұрын

This is a misconseption imo, "Stands can't bring back the dead people" does not mean "the people can't go back by its own for reasons, fate and will to live" or "people can't return back from the dead using other powers". In fact, all the time people got back from the eternal rest (apart from Tarkus and Bruford, they are zombies/vampires) it was not directly beacause of a stand power but beacause of their will to live and their possibility to come back in a healed body: Joseph had literally his heart restarted as a normal medical manouver, just with stands, Okuyasu was sent back by his brother in a completely functioning body and Bucciarati wasn't even that alive since he was no more than a spirit in a flesh golem doomed to start rotting in a bunch of months Edit: DAYS, I totally forgot Bucciarati was rotting even during the manga!

@Patchnose

4 жыл бұрын

@@7thson855 Months? He was rotting DAYS after Giorno revived him. Part 5 takes place over 8 days.

@fzo-b2131

4 жыл бұрын

Also, souls can return in JoJo like when giorno slip back to his body after Narancia died like the girl of part 4 and like when Bruno decided not to.

@7thson855

4 жыл бұрын

@@Patchnose Yeah, totally forgotten 😅 Edited!

y'know, even if kakyoin's painting thing WAS an ability, how the hell would he use it lmfao **in middle of a fight** kakyoin: wait, hold on, stand still. **starts to paint the enemy**

@AceTrainerX3

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Even I knew my first time it was just symbolism, and his way of toying with Jotaro.

@ivana4216

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@silverrubymoon3574

3 жыл бұрын

I had that feeling. Like, how would he have any of the time to do so when facing off in a battle?

@ondururagittandeska2004

3 жыл бұрын

He would've been knocked out before the fight even began also yeah It was just used to show he audience the assasin

@lameidk4209

3 жыл бұрын

I’m your mama 100th like

Star Platinum wants to learn Za Warudo. Star Platinum already knows 4 moves! Should a move be forgotten to make space for Za Warudo? 1, 2 and… Poof. Star Platnium forgot Star Finger and… Star Platinum learned Za Warudo

@VERGILGASM

Жыл бұрын

Damn, we need to find a Move Tutor and delete Mach Punch

@ctrlaltrepeat245

Жыл бұрын

4 Moves..? Mf the most Star Platinum has done is extend his fingers and suck in air really hard. Any Stand can suck in air, Jotaro was just the first guy to have a reason to do it.

@battlesheep2552

Жыл бұрын

​@@ctrlaltrepeat245 what about Ora Ora Ora and Bring Jotaro Shit?

@pokepros2733

6 ай бұрын

Move one- ora Move 2- ora Move 3- ora Move four- za wardo

@neoqwerty

4 ай бұрын

@@battlesheep2552 Bring Jotaro Shit is just Extremespeed

We know araki didn’t forget stand shrinking because we see it again when moody blues is in the pipes of the boat during the soft machine fight

@zesork5627

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@totallynotdio1311

Жыл бұрын

that was more due to the fact moody blues takes on any property of the body its replicating, rather than stand shrinking. narancia body got smol, so moody blues got smol as well. thats it

my favorite is when the answer to "well how/why could kakyoin ______" is "it's not a power he's just being dramatic"

@finngrimes8873

4 жыл бұрын

kakyoin is forever the best boy rip

@cutecommie

4 жыл бұрын

He would've been an artist if he had survived. Either a painter, a puppeteer, or just an actor.

@Noisykiller12

4 жыл бұрын

@@cutecommie MILF hunter

@hatandhoodie_

4 жыл бұрын

This comment now has 1,000 likes.

@user-en6yw5fs4w

3 жыл бұрын

that’s why we love him

plot twist: Kakyoin *did* have painting powers he just had art block. pray for Kakyoin.

@mikewzowske

3 жыл бұрын

If he actually had that as a power he would be way to op

@baileyjerman5573

3 жыл бұрын

Art block is the least of his problems

@cinnamonroll4227

3 жыл бұрын

Dio proceeds to have his head chopped off allowing Johnathon’s body to release his spirit

@arneshpal7702

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@arneshpal7702

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikewzowske yeah

I thought that Dio didn't come out of the coffin until a century later because: 1) He was stuck in the middle of the ocean. There aren't many places where he could have hid away from sunlight during the day. Better to wait until something happens. 2) Taking control of Jonathan's body took a REALLY long time. Dio simply was in no condition of escaping.

@trhytuhtfyjutrfh

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, not to mention dio had no way of telling time, esp if he was to deep

@neoqwerty

4 ай бұрын

@@trhytuhtfyjutrfh The coffin's made of iron or reinforced with it, so less "he had no way of telling time" and more "he couldn't even get out if he WANTED to. The pressure at the bottom of the ocean would have been pushing in on the coffin from all sides and unless Dio wanted to check out if vampires can survive violent decompression (protip, that generally results in being turned into paste), he'd be stuck in there until something pulled him out.

0:24 - DIO's coffin 2:55-Star Platinum bringing objects 3:35-Stand suffocation 4:20-Joseph's age 5:01- Dio's chimeras 5:23-Kakyoin's paintings 6:24-Hierophant's posession 7:28-No One Can Deflect The Emerald Splash 7:51-Hamon forgotten 8:20-Holly's weakness 9:28-Tarot names 10:00- Jonathan's Stand(""The Passion"") 10:57-Flesh buds 11:36-J. Guile umbrella 11:56-Anne 12:17- WHY DIDN'T JOTARO USE STAR FINGER TO FIX MY LOVELESS MARRIAGE?! 13:05-Stands can see? 13:27-Fake Kakyoin 13:52-Stand shrinking 14:26-DIO vs THE SUN 14:58-Polnareff's earrings 15:25-Joseph didn't use hamon during D'Arby fight 15:56-DIO's copy bY Iggy and Polnareff's mimicry 16:27-Silver Stripper 16:53-DIO doesn't use vampiric powers 17:39-DIO is a boomer 18:06-Final fight flying 18:35-So it's the same tYpe of stand? 19:46-Joseph's revival

I imagine that Ceasar and Kakyoin would be great friends

@masterbison8957

4 жыл бұрын

Because one got turned into a pancake and the other got turned into a donut?

@givemeanameiwillhate9525

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@N3verFam0us

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the stories they could share

@andrianoignatius8686

4 жыл бұрын

And don't forget to add Abbachio to the list

@masterbison8957

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just adding another comment because it had four replies.

This series is just him saying “the jojo fandom is really stupid”

@JosephFlores-yn4yi

3 жыл бұрын

Most of us are here for the memes, and they expect a simple hilarous anime instead of well, JoJo

@sevnrin4134

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Orange he’s not wrong

@d1egomon194

3 жыл бұрын

YES I AM

@luiskaway1448

3 жыл бұрын

everyone knows that Jail house lock has already touched the JoJo series

@doozy5184

3 жыл бұрын

I gone to JoJo for the memes, stayed for the memes and everything else.

The strangulation thing is actually easier to explain and makes perfect sense. When you're stand is affected by something, so are you. If your stand gets choked, your neck gets squeezed too. So even if the stand doesn't need air, strangling them still suffocated the user.

when I die I want to be put in a coffin that not only padlocks itself, but also submerges itself underwater despite being buoyant enough to serve as a raft

Imagine if star platinum couldn’t stop time and it’s ability was to have two extendable fingers

@self-proclaimedanimator

2 жыл бұрын

And only those 2 fingers can move in DIO's stooped time

@CODA96

2 жыл бұрын

@@self-proclaimedanimator Amazing, write that down for Part 10

@jujokotaro4177

2 жыл бұрын

and can copy any stand by saying "So its the same type of stand as Star Platinum"

@freetoplayking7362

2 жыл бұрын

the world would just grab those fingers and snap them off

@ctrlaltrepeat245

2 жыл бұрын

@@jujokotaro4177 I hate how people go around stating it as fact Not saying you are, but there are people who actually think Star Platinum can copy abilities like Boy 2 Man can.

Also Holly is not the only character who got sick because of a stand People often seem to forget about Josuke

@flamrequiem

4 жыл бұрын

Holly and josuke got sick but nobody went to help josuke just because the only person who really knew about her was joseph and he abandoned her. Oh I guess you'd forget about the person you busted your 67 year old nut in but not your daughter? So selfish.. could've at least helped his son.

@arnaurovirabach-esteve7660

4 жыл бұрын

@@flamrequiem But if I remember well, Joseph didn't know about the existence of Josuke

@flamrequiem

4 жыл бұрын

@@arnaurovirabach-esteve7660 could've probably at least checked up on josukes mom. He was literally sleeping with her and leaving without thinking she might get pregnant?

@samarrawal8341

4 жыл бұрын

And holly's stand disappeared but josuke's didn't 🤷 can somebody explain??

@arnaurovirabach-esteve7660

4 жыл бұрын

@@samarrawal8341 Is it confirmed that Holly's Stand disappeared? Because if it is, I don't know what to say

People really be like "Damn, something I don't like happened? Araki forgot!"

Something interesting about the "Dio having all stands" theory I realized: Dio does not have every stand, of course, but he DOES have every stand of the joestar bloodline (at the time, because remember that Josuke and Giorno were not stand users during when Dio was alive). He had Star Platinum in the form of The World, since they have been shown to be the exact same stand. He has Hermit Purple, as seen through him using it multiple times. He also even has Holly's stand. During the D'arby the Player fight, when Kakyoin has the flashback with him first confronting Dio, we can see the thorny plant Stand around Dio and Kakyoin both in the anime and manga. People say that Araki has terrible memory, but in reality he's a genius with his story.

@MitruMesre

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't Josuke go through the same thing as Holly? so his stand was there, it just couldn't be controlled

@simochiothereal4382

2 жыл бұрын

@@MitruMesre potentially.

@level3personal690

2 жыл бұрын

I will call Holly's stand Thorny path

@simochiothereal4382

2 жыл бұрын

@@level3personal690 I like it!

@level3personal690

2 жыл бұрын

@@simochiothereal4382 thanks

I find the whole "whatever Dio touches in stopped time can move with him" thing kinda funny cause if this weren't true I'd imagine him unable to move due to his clothes

@Xenunnaki

4 жыл бұрын

Ya know if that were the case he probably would never have discovered the ability unless he sometimes trained while naked

@Densester

4 жыл бұрын

He'd use Goku weighted clothing.

@TheAnimationStationTAS

4 жыл бұрын

Now I'm thinking about naked dio running around using time stop. I don't like that.

@tranqle73

4 жыл бұрын

Then again, his clothes healed with his leg after it got cut off by a shard of glass, so who knows? Maybe it IS a part of him after all.

@TheAnimationStationTAS

4 жыл бұрын

@@tranqle73 what if DIO's clothes are made out of his flesh.

about the tarot cards: imagine Jotaro saying: "this name sucks, i want to name my Stand Dark Destroyer Bloodfist!" when he draws his card.

@lain5858

3 жыл бұрын

I think he would name it Ocean Man

@luketheepic463

3 жыл бұрын

Lain no that is dark blue moon

@Predator20357

3 жыл бұрын

Lain he would definitely do that if it was after part 4

@lain5858

3 жыл бұрын

@@Predator20357 Yeah.. Ocean Man is a 90's song and Jotaro was written in the 80's. But i don't think his character would worked If he was only introduced in part 4. Also it would be much better If DIO Stand was Holy diver, i mean his stand is literally a scuba diver 🤣 Jotaro turned into a marine biologist because he though DIO's race come from the ocean, i guess

@nordic7453

3 жыл бұрын

bloodfist is what you call fisting gone horribly wrong

I realize this is a really old video and it’s silly to comment this now, but there’s something really chilling about Jonathan’s defiled undead body obtaining a stand because of Dio. It’s genuinely a zombie stand.

I always wondered how the magnet trick even worked, since magnets couldn't move in stopped time. Because of this, I realized it's because the magnet was touching Dio and Jotaro.

@NickGames979

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

Part 1 & 2: 6 minutes long Me: Huh, i guess these analysis are going to be nice and short Part 3: *22 minutes long* Me: _Oh, boy_

@wilfridekoue1405

4 жыл бұрын

My guess part 4 maybe longer

@dylgreco

4 жыл бұрын

well those parts are short compared to any other part in jojo, and most of the controversy comes from later parts

@idaret.

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilfridekoue1405 just two things from part 4 could be longer than this video

@supasole72

4 жыл бұрын

Yare yare

@alleislazy6850

4 жыл бұрын

hoo boy...

I hate how people say "Dio doesn't know what a car is, but knows what's a flight attendant" Even though when he saw a car he referred to it as an "automobile" instead of "what is this?"

@mrfishman9016

3 жыл бұрын

yeah some people take one-off scenes and take them way too seriously and yet somehow fail think about one certain stand user

@user-mh6ju3pg8c

3 жыл бұрын

Va.pires have high iq

@tdggamingandunboxing9033

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrfishman9016 stands weren’t introduced until p3

@tyra-carlos7716

3 жыл бұрын

KARS

@notso_cody

3 жыл бұрын

I think DIO reads books to understand some of them and travels the world

Good lord half of these claims can be summed up as: "Remember when this character used this move to get out of a specific scenario and that scenario never came up again?" Silly. Great series so far!

Love it when people say "you can't disprove that araki forgot *insert topic here*" and you just effortlessly do so

@Hamon_Beat

Жыл бұрын

lol

It really sucks we didn’t get a scene of Kakyoin’s soul

@Abdega

4 жыл бұрын

That’s because his soul had to roam the earth to find another MILF Hunter

@Langas_LVDC

4 жыл бұрын

because he got reincarnated as Okuyasu.

@jonahszaro3545

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t die

@Ainsley_the_meat_rubber

4 жыл бұрын

Because his soul didn't leave earth... kzread.info/dash/bejne/eGdnsJONZamsqKw.html

@vanilla8956

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't have one because he is a ginger

So Dio/Jonathan’s corpse was literally hiding under Erina? That’s just creepy.

@SauloA333

2 жыл бұрын

That's Dió ladies and gentlemen

@gyiuutomioka6565

2 жыл бұрын

"thats our Dio! he does things that normal ppl wouldn't dare do"

@starchaser7327

2 жыл бұрын

@@gyiuutomioka6565 hahaha wtf

@tdpuuhailee8222

2 жыл бұрын

Just remember that Dio turned a woman into a vampire who then ate her baby in part 1. *Dio the Dickhead*

@WakeUpNeo001

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was said when Dio first took Jonathan’s body he didn’t have full control over it so Elizabeth & Lisa Lisa was protected & Dio need Jostar blood to fully claim the body

Araki: even weak stands aren’t useless Fanbase: araki said stands are useless

I refuse to Believe that Jonathan's stand isn't Speedwagon

Im a little late but anyway. Kakyoin says “no one can just deflect the emerald splash” because he grew up without any friends or people with stands

@zalternative1

4 жыл бұрын

I think I've heard that somewhere.

@muffinman8018

4 жыл бұрын

Iuuihi

@cdaemondx8241

4 жыл бұрын

You made me remember about kakyion, im now crying while typing this.

@ihatealmosteverythingequal820

3 жыл бұрын

He meant that holly didnt miss the splashu

I feel like Jotaro could’ve learned Hamon in like 5 seconds. He’ll be like “I’ve already figured it out. All I have to do is B R E A T H E.” He’d probably end up having a finishing move like Hamon Oradrive

@mcguzzy03

4 жыл бұрын

Flash rex yeah I know that’s why it would be kind of like a joke thing I guess. Remember when he went against D’Arby and figured out how to play the game in like ten seconds? It would be something like that where he somehow, probably because he’s Jotaro, he nearly perfects his Hamon

@VulcanicCloud

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcguzzy03 Except it wasn't Jotaro who beat D'Arby at the game. Joseph used his Hermit Purple to use a controller. Jotaro was just bluffing.

@hamkahamham4681

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that was a typo

@nebulous9280

4 жыл бұрын

Dude if Jotaro could have learned Hamon, Dio wouldn't have stood a CHANCE. One good hit from SP would destroy him. Done and done.

@zer0sans14

4 жыл бұрын

"Gg i stole your move." "OH MY GOD!"

15:48 yes, Handsome Squidward

You know, for an anime with the phrase “Bizarre Adventures” in its name, people nitpick a lot of the bizarre things that happen. Jus enjoy the craziness even if it makes no sense

Small Brain: No oNe CaN jUsT DeFeLcT tHe EmErAld SpLaSh Big Brain: Kakyoin had never fought other stand users until Jotaro and only met another stand user with Dio so he wouldn't be as good fighting against other stand users and with only 50 days and since he didn't have too many fights he wouldn't be able to master the emerald splash

@doodlebro.

4 жыл бұрын

he prolly DID master ES when he was aboutta die, he had that epic bizzare flamey aura!

@tickaten

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro has an A in everything except range, emerald splash probably did work with weaker characters

@Chen-vw5nc

3 жыл бұрын

Then I have a genuine question, isn't stand users suppose to always meet each other through fate? Or is it because morioh is already abundant with stand users

@tickaten

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chen-vw5nc morioh is super abundant with stand users, and stand users tend to atract eachother

@specimenzero9337

3 жыл бұрын

You do realize that it’s a meme right? No one is actually criticizing araki for writing that

“Two stands cannot have the same power!” Darby brother: allow us to introduce ourselves

@rasmuskock8077

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro and DIO: allow us to introduce ourselves

@breastmilkgaming

4 жыл бұрын

aren't they related by blood so probably have "similar" stands

@M4x_P0w3r

4 жыл бұрын

@@breastmilkgaming Okuyasu and Keicho are brothers yet their stands are extremely different

@breastmilkgaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@M4x_P0w3r maybe because they used stand arrows and Darby bros are born stand users

@altdechet5075

4 жыл бұрын

@@breastmilkgaming Exactly what I thought

Fans thought they had outsmarted Araki but Araki had already outsmarted their outsmarting by predicting fans would try to outsmart him thus he outsmated them even before they thought about outsmarting Araki!

For the record I think Joseph (part 3) honestly does look relatively young for his age

@leaffinite3828

Жыл бұрын

Right if you told me hes sposed to be 50 id be like ok, guess hes just graying fast. Hes still buff, tall, doesnt slouch, can run around etc. Very in shape considering his age

@Timliu92

Жыл бұрын

Hamon does keep Joseph relatively in shape for his age. Sure he did not practice it for a while and hence did not age as well as Lisa Lisa or Will Zeppeli, but the positive effects of learning Hamon definitely still showed.

Why doesn’t anybody ever talk about how gambler d’arby has a stand that looks EXACTLY LIKE *HANDSOME SQUIDWARD*

@Speedwag530

3 жыл бұрын

You're comment was soo good and ur pfp made it ever better 🤣

@atatah4092

3 жыл бұрын

Fandom forgot

@ChatterGaming

3 жыл бұрын

H O T

@hatguy2254

3 жыл бұрын

👌

@jonathanjoestar1381

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t see it as anything else and I hate you

“Part three has the most disinformation spread about it” Jojolion: “allow me to introduce myself”

@Hamon_Beat

3 жыл бұрын

I was so innocent back then

@JoeH3rz-3

3 жыл бұрын

For real, many people still believe Jobin is the main villian I have a friend who still believes this

@SuperGamerMiner

3 жыл бұрын

Hamon Beat Damn, there’s *that* much misinfo about JoJolion that it surpasses Stardust Crusaders?! Wow!

@triangulum8869

3 жыл бұрын

Hamon Beat Can you do a video about rock humans? I don’t really understand them tbh

@legionbeast

3 жыл бұрын

@@triangulum8869 That may have to wait. They haven't really been fully explained in-universe so giving a rundown wouldn't be too effective at the moment.

For your reminder of Joesphs ability to cheat death, he's alive in Part 6.

Given that Stands are basically people's souls, Dio having Jonathan's stand, the fact that Jonathan's body sending the signal was reffered to as a "him", and the fact that when people die in Jojo, their spirits can return to their bodies if they're healed but not completely dead, (like Joseph and temporarily Buccarati) I think Jonathan's spirit lived on inside Dio's body, sending the distress signal so that Dio can be stopped and that he and his family can finally rest in peace. And if this stand works like The Passion (it's variant in Jorge Joestar) but only for Jonathan, then it's possible he knew Dio was fated to die thanks to his signal.

@neoqwerty

4 ай бұрын

I'll do you one better with if Jonathan's Stand works like in Jorge: he would have foreseen that Holy and Josuke (and, given the time period, probably also Haruno) would get sick from the distress signal giving Jotaro the power to defeat DIO, and set off a domino effect of Jotaro getting motivation to do it, AND Josuke and Giorno gaining enough experience with their Stands to be able to triumph over their own villains compared to if he made the distress signal more specific. Forget Pucci being two steps ahead of Jotaro, _Jonathan_ was playing three steps ahead of the Heaven Plan itself by setting up this amazing RIPPLE EFFECT by making himself that first drop in the still pond of fate. His willpower flowed through the entire bloodline and made its way ALL THE WAY to Emporio (Jonathan > DIO > Joestars > Pucci > Weather > Emporio via Weather Report's DISC) and into the Ireneverse. One distress signal that not only set off a direct event to free his body from DIO's control, but retroactively hijacked the Heaven Plan to give _his descendants_ a good life rather than the tragedy that the Joestar bloodline had gone through.

I personally think that the whole painting ability thing was just to not spoil Kakyoin's stand.

@simonj6801

4 жыл бұрын

I always saw it as a cool way of intruducing kakyoin, a lot of enemy stand users are intruduced in mysterius ways.

@hitorigotou

4 жыл бұрын

@@simonj6801 ^

@clayxros576

4 жыл бұрын

For me it seemed more like a flex if nothing else. H.Green is a super stealthy and assassination-type stand, and Kakyoin is incredibly smart. Being incredibly smart comes with wanting to flex that brain (even if it is partially impaled). If I had his stand I'd probably do that stupid painting and puppet stuff too just to throw them off my case.

@onyxrose4349

4 жыл бұрын

@@clayxros576 Especially when so much of Stand fighting relies on the enemy not knowing your abilities, confusing them with paintings and puppets is a great plan. Too bad DIO's minions knew the Crusader's abilities or else we might have gotten more of that from Kakyoin.

@clayxros576

4 жыл бұрын

@@onyxrose4349 Part of the issue is that Kak was controlled by DIO prior to that, so he didn't even have a chance to pull it with them. DIO probably informed the others what Kak's abilities were.

I like how people expect kakyoin to use his art powers on dio, Like what is he gonna do? Pull out a full on art set and perfectly draws dio?💀

@Marxererer

2 жыл бұрын

"Hold up Dio. I know, we are fighting right now, but could you please stand still or a while? I want to use my art powers."

@lewisaino

2 жыл бұрын

Draw a Clock lol

@marin9295

2 жыл бұрын

@Durgesh Mahindrakar U mean the barrier?

@vilakshangoel

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe star platinum could draw it since he was able to draw the fly quicky.

@maninhu9837

2 жыл бұрын

Before he fights just pant him and boom you are not a donut anymore

My question is, how could DIO use Jonathan's stand? He only has Jonathan's body, and if stands are connected to your consciousness, how did he use the stand if Jonathan is dead?

@cacadordevacilao6788

2 жыл бұрын

That creepy me out a little, imagine if Jonathan was fucking alive, or barely alive to the point where his souls was there with the stand

@outlawjack5811

2 жыл бұрын

Think of it like doppio and diavolo they both share a body and use the same stand since doppio probably wasn't worthy back then he didn't get a stand but we know Jonathan's worthy so

@kevinnigins9488

2 жыл бұрын

@@outlawjack5811 Jonathan is dead though. His soul passed on. Doppio and Diavolo still shared the same body. This makes no sense.

@outlawjack5811

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinnigins9488 but heaven does exist in the jojo universe so when dio would get a stand Johnathan would to and take notice of his stand. He couldn't come back to defeat dio himself so he sent a signal to his desendents and it gave stands to the ones who were alive at the time. Being joseph joestar, Holly kujo ( a joestar) , jotaro kujo (of course a joestar) and josuke higasita (i spelled that wrong but his also a joestar)

@lookatmyfacern

2 жыл бұрын

same, that makes me confused. like its also scary the same time but like.. its more confusing

i think Kakyoins painting ability was just a way to tell heirophant green who and where to strike jotaro remotely.

I still use Star Finger, just for, uh, Different purposes

@creamytea-

4 жыл бұрын

0_0

@velocitypeasant5832

4 жыл бұрын

So jolynes mom was pretty happy, huh?

@velocitypeasant5832

4 жыл бұрын

In theory, can you use star cock? Asking for a friend

@linkified0471

4 жыл бұрын

Velocity Peasant what the hell is wrong with you

@velocitypeasant5832

4 жыл бұрын

@@linkified0471 I ask myself that every time I get up

*during a fight* “Uhh lemme just” *stands still* ‘Bro wtf you doing’ *stand becomes the size of a crumb* ‘how the fuck is that helpful’

@demonking3855

3 жыл бұрын

Villain: imma kill you Kakyoin Kakween: hold on a minute *starts painting the villain* Villain: bruh

@rayguy2953

3 жыл бұрын

The crusaders: being killed by vanilla ice or dio What the fandom thought would have them win: Jotaro extending his finger

@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853

3 жыл бұрын

Dio: ZA- WARUDO! Tomare Kakyoin: ...and red paint on the spirit photo... there. Dio: Kono DIO ga! KONO DIO GA-! *explodes*

@notfabio9858

3 жыл бұрын

I do think there are some legitimate uses for this, especially for stands with a long range, or who’s ability might not be affected by size: koichis echoes act 2 for example, since its range is so far he could pull off some assasination type stuff, and fugos virus’s won’t lose effectiveness with size. Granted, you’d have to shrink your stand while hiding out of sight, then have it fly ever so slowly to your opponent, and idk if there were exact scenarios for koichi like that but I still think it’s useful

@VeryYesGood

3 жыл бұрын

*step*

if kakyoin did have powers related to his paintings, it would take too long anyway to paint an enemy stand user that he met 2 minutes ago.

Even if the sun stand could hurt Dio, him being able to seduce its user is not a plothole, that’s a character trait. Dio has a seductive personality, so much so he can even convince potential threats to him to serve him, if the sun would affect him like a real sun which like you said likely doesn’t. People for some reason can’t comprehend that characters had character traits, and the existence of said traits are not plotholes

17:40 How is this a plot hole? Dio is literally just saying "Oh, Cars. *Cool.* "

@Coronacht

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as "oh, kars. cool" and was thoroughly confused

@SaltoDaKid

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph: Wait a minute I seen this Kars before

@derrilazkia1002

4 жыл бұрын

Dio: Ah, back in my youth days, there were only wagon carried by horses. Now such wagon has machine more powerful and much faster. How time flies! Fans: so you were saying that you never saw a car before, right? You never know what a car is, right?

@Densester

4 жыл бұрын

@@derrilazkia1002 Then DIO breaks the driver's fucking arm and kills MARIO!

@TheAnimationStationTAS

4 жыл бұрын

@@Densester but Mario came back. Too bad Black Sabbath had to kill him though.

Lmao Dio isn’t surprised to see a car, he’s remarking at how useful they are compared to what he used to ride in.

@Dammlee

3 жыл бұрын

"a computer is truly an amazing piece of technology. back in my day we didnt have such things" "YoUvE neVeR seEn a ComPutEr beFoRE ?"

People: araki forgot Araki: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

@Shadex_Joestar

Жыл бұрын

*angry Mista noises*

star platinum having timestop just makes sense tbh, it's supposed to be one of the fastest stands, and the endpoint of speed is being able to so fast you're able to move in the space between points of time, i.e. stopping it

@andrewramlall3560

2 жыл бұрын

I guess it is poetic in a way. The World's signature move is grinding time to a halt, but Star Platinum is so strong and fast that in short bursts, it can even exceed time itself

@jadyndenys7736

2 жыл бұрын

We see him using it minorly in the older dharby fight, when he got the drink out of nowhere.

@neoqwerty

4 ай бұрын

it also makes sense from a tarot point of view, when we interpret the timestop ability as being properly named Star Platinum: The World. The Star is a card that means a journey and hope. ALL the enemy Tarot stand users have their inverted meanings, as Tower of Grey spells out with his "accidents and end of a journey" spiel matching Tower inverted. The World inverted means an unaccomplished, unfinished or unattainable goal. The World upright is a completed/achieved goal. With Star Platinum: The World, the journey is over and the goal is accomplished. The Star was always going to reach The World.

@kingofthegundam7974

3 ай бұрын

There's a world of difference between having a super fast stand and having the ability to stop time. REALLY should have had a little bit more build up within the story itself.

Kakyoin is just an artistic boy, that's why he uses paintings and puppets to emphasize his stand's actions.

@defunctaccount9803

3 жыл бұрын

Nice ulyana pfp!!

"Everyone Is Talking How did Araki Forgot But No One Asks Why Did Araki forgot..."

@troublewakingup

3 жыл бұрын

Araki hot alzheimer's dog

@HonoredSenior

3 жыл бұрын

Forget*

@justarandomguy.6365

3 жыл бұрын

😞

@luiskaway1448

3 жыл бұрын

araki thougth once about jail house lock and he forgot until he made her own arc

@Silvered_eye

3 жыл бұрын

"Sad Araki forgot noises"

18:06 When I watched the anime and read the manga, I knew they weren't really flying, but I sometimes was confused and didn't knew if I should think that it was the shock and force of their punches that were making they 'fload' or if it was just a changing in pace and timing. Great video, btw

20:20 That's actually preety do able since the human brain can last about 3-6 minutes without oxygen before becoming clinically dead. Dio took the blood 4 minutes ago which makes it in the time limit where the brain can still hold out.

Araki forgot that he forgot, so he remembered

@aqrmzzn

3 жыл бұрын

ayo wtf 😂

@Herrscher-of-Autism

3 жыл бұрын

@@aqrmzzn I was, and always am, high in sleep deprivation.

@bananaknight8575

2 жыл бұрын

He forgor 💀, but then he rember 😁

@simochiothereal4382

2 жыл бұрын

"Yes but actually no"

Everyone keeps talking about Star Finger, or "they're the same type of stand", but the transitive property works both ways. In the strangest alternate reality, we could have gotten *World Finger.*

@joshuazeppeli5199

3 жыл бұрын

*ZA FINGER* (sniper noise)

@gokusoloscope

3 жыл бұрын

The pistols... SEX WORLD

@beansya8967

3 жыл бұрын

@@gokusoloscope World Pistols T H E S E X

@hffdml-s9808

3 жыл бұрын

or the finger

@nathanjohnpalaogaming4872

3 жыл бұрын

@@beansya8967 when u 18 Moment

Taking a ride in Aerosmith would be a good idea to go microscopic. Plus it would just be fun.

As always an entertaining video. Your pronunciation of Kakyoin however, killed me.

I think Star Platinum's range issue is more a "Araki changed his mind" rather than "Araki forgot" issue. Besides, it was just a comical way to hint that SP wasn't really a evil spirit.

@chonkmaster87

4 жыл бұрын

TheSunTitan well at first he was going for stands have unlimited range but lessen in power the farther they are thus stands with 5 meters as their range would be most powerful behind that distance but could go as far as the user made them. Then Araki decided that they would stop at that mark instead since it would literally be star platinum and other close range stands would have that far distance but less power trade off and that would be a little bit dull to technically have all stands being long distance stands so that’s most likely why he changed it

@makchot3263

4 жыл бұрын

Araki does hv a lot instances of bad writing though. A lot of the debunking done in this video is basically giving araki and the show the benefit of a doubt instead of concrete evidence

@Channel-xy2wj

4 жыл бұрын

Mak Chot literally. Most of these are “it’s not an Araki forgot they just changed their mind” excuses

@dangel2077

4 жыл бұрын

Did you all not watch video?

@miraclespirit7589

4 жыл бұрын

Easier explanation, all that stuff was smuggled by the surrounding cell mates so it fits the two meter range

The “Has Dio never seen a car before got me.” You know whenever someone’s like ‘back in my day we had to use the phone book to contact people’ That. He’s literally doing just that, and people do this *daily.*

@Molten546

3 жыл бұрын

Plz fix the "s

@infinitedeathloop5517

3 жыл бұрын

@@Molten546 fix your OCD

@Phantom_chariot

3 жыл бұрын

HES A FUCKING BOOMER

@creepersammyb2926

3 жыл бұрын

Btw dio actually hasn’t seen cars before 1988

@creepersammyb2926

3 жыл бұрын

The part six flashbacks happen in 1988 still

ok at like 9 minutes, he explains that aya and tonio got their stands from mastery of a craft, but I think its more like their stand was born from strong desire. Tonio wanted everyone who tried his food to be happy so much he got a stand, and aya wanted to give everyone a chance at love really badly. Kinda like how in part 7 Pocolocco had a peaceful spirit but he got so lucky a stand emerged from his luck. The sculptor in the sleeping slaves arc in part 5 is one i cant explain like that though.

Personally, I like to think that the moments at 18:07 are simply the stands themselves being the center of movement, and as the raise themselves up, so are Jotaro and Dio. If this wasn’t possible, then swinging with HG or HP wouldn’t be possible. This is also supported by stands themselves being punched (like in part 5) and the uset as well being sent flyingeniør with them.

@act2wasstronger182

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately jotaro decides that this flying technique he learnt was op and so he didn't use it in part 4

@user-nx1wv2ws6r

2 жыл бұрын

@@act2wasstronger182 well at least he did use it to counter C Moon gravity, so he didnt really forgot about it comepletely

@act2wasstronger182

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-nx1wv2ws6r unfortunately I haven't read the manga tho....

Oh no! DIO is back but this time in all capital letters!

@Jack_Woods

4 жыл бұрын

He left his body as well as his last names behind!

@Lee-wb5yx

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jack_Woods he is Dio joestar in Crusader cause he left his Brando (body) behind

@GG11VR

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

“Once Dio was defeated, they’d let him go home.” Yeah, about that...

@duckmine5809

4 жыл бұрын

i cried when he and avdol died

@afn9092

4 жыл бұрын

Well they did tell him to wait outside but he refused......

@therealsquimby3191

4 жыл бұрын

* kik * * splatt *

@jaceplays861

4 жыл бұрын

He did go home, he went to hecc

@badanzlordofchromosomes823

4 жыл бұрын

Iggy, Avdol, and Kakyoin missed the last train home :(

Excellent video!

I was wondering about the coffin myself. Thanks for clearing it up.