surprising that more movie review shows dont talk about their ex girlfriends abortions

@Sean-no3zv

6 жыл бұрын

Getting a sarcastic vibe from you. The man's pouring his heart out here

@SuperNintendawg

4 жыл бұрын

Ebert and Benjamin Sisko are looking down from heaven, cursing that they never thought of this.

@unfortunatebeam

3 жыл бұрын

If they did, I would become....AbortionBoy! Flying through the air in....a onesie, or leisure suit.

@bredtimestories

3 жыл бұрын

SPOILER ALERT

@Awesome4Prez

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I love about the movie review sho...websho...webseries. I give this show about 6 bags of popcorn and 3 bag..cups of soda aaanndd...a abortion coupon so that VCR thief can get a discount...

I love how Tim just flat out says he's pro-life so long as he's never put in that situation personally. Of course.

@turkeysub24

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he plays a stupid conservative version of himself on this and Decker. (Not saying all conservatives are stupid of course).

@ridespirals

5 жыл бұрын

@@turkeysub24 well Decker is actually played by this particular character. Decker is a show within the On Cinema show universe, and this version of Tim is the one playing Decker.

@Arkain89

5 жыл бұрын

@@turkeysub24 and conservatives are pretty stupid

@ndr523

4 жыл бұрын

-xX666Archain666Xx- I Approved by China 1927-1949 lmfao like democrats aren’t.

@Ur12b4got

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arkain89oh for the love of God people this is On Cinema stop taking yourselves so seriously

"Joined by my guest today is Gregg Turkington". The constant struggle between Tim and basic syntax is the backbone of this series. Just amazing.

Tim took care of that problem just like Decker would.

@videogaymes

10 жыл бұрын

"All I need is this gun.."

@carlsagan2371

4 жыл бұрын

Using AMERICA!

"I don't want personal stuff to influence this show" - Tim Heidecker

I will go to bed, sleeping every night knowing Tim did the right thing for this show.

The situation has been neutralized

@GyroZeppel

5 жыл бұрын

Evacuated

@vonditters856

5 жыл бұрын

We got him

@atomixfang

4 жыл бұрын

Aborted

I'm liking this 'On Cinema On Guests' segment! Very natural and organic. Keep it up Tim!

I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS IS WHERE THEY GOT THE FOOTAGE FOR THAT EPISODE OF DECKER!!!!!!!

@skatopolisii624

8 жыл бұрын

+jrjubach SAMMMMMMME BROOOOOOOO-O-OO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OHHHHHHH

@GuyRification

6 жыл бұрын

He tricked Gregg! What a bastard!

@kevinnashiscool1

4 жыл бұрын

I hate to parrot your opinion but in this case you’re right.

@thomas8164

4 жыл бұрын

@@GuyRification gregg consented to being recorded in Tim's studio at all times. So your argument is horseshit

What is it about Tim Heidecker stuff that it reaches its peak by the 3rd/4th/5th viewing. It started off amusing, but now I'm just in tears laughing at it, fucking genius.

@bboooobbyy

9 жыл бұрын

Eradicus I know what you mean! Had that same experience with the pilot episode of Bedtime Stories.

@MsGeraintrees

9 жыл бұрын

+Eradicus The way his voice subtly warbles when announcing the "evacuation"... "I hAnDleD iT..." Incredible.

@_StandardIssue

8 жыл бұрын

+Garry E had no idea this existed. Thank you.

@iAmNovaFilms

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@zachariahshort6546

Жыл бұрын

Dawn is more about what time of day it is.

"That's like calling Star Wars people 'sheeple'." "I do."

@unfortunatebeam

3 жыл бұрын

And they are.

@kabalofthebloodyspoon

3 жыл бұрын

When they filmed it was such a different joke. If there is one thing I really like in a fantasy universe it is party politics

@Smokey298

3 жыл бұрын

Who is sick of hearing about the mandalorian yet?

@kabalofthebloodyspoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smokey298 I’ll never get sick of talking about Canderous ;)

@panchoverde5078

3 жыл бұрын

More of a Greg person myself

Gary old man gets me every time. Thank you.

@evildeadmitch

4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I forgot the "R" when I googled his name. (Not Recommended)

@dead_yami

4 жыл бұрын

evildeadmitch you find profiles on elderly gay men & articles about aging as a gay man offensive? You don’t think those kind of people have any place in society? 0 bags of popcorn and maybe a little Liberace figure

@davejames1926

2 жыл бұрын

It’s such a little thing, but it’s so hilarious and brilliant

@tfronauer

Жыл бұрын

it’s fun to compare it with the way he pronounces Spider-Man

@aarontoohey8993

Жыл бұрын

​@Dave James this show has so many consistent subtle running jokes. Gary Old Man is my favourite.

Gregg's "Hey guys" gets me every time.

i think Tim was trying to get footage of Gregg saying something on greenscreen so that he can use it for something. I am looking forward to seeing exactly what he is going to use it for...

@moralebooster8437

10 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE RIGHT!

@JonYodice

10 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking Tim made Gregg wear a suit so he can put him in the Decker series against his will some how

@JDubya2k

10 жыл бұрын

^^^ Yes it seems it is for Decker, he is making Gregg the villain, in a suit, talking about 'codes' they are NUCLEAR codes to hit Los Angeles, which Gregg also mentions. Sneaky Tim!

@kartikeyajs

10 жыл бұрын

Omg you're right! Sneaky timmy!

@jhales313

9 жыл бұрын

Right on the money

"And speaking of apes, our next film is called And So It Goes" that is the type of subtle segue that we've all come to expect from this brilliant show. Thank you Tim.

Ayaka was like 8 months pregnant in that picture and Tim thinks she will get an abortion lol

The next time your boss asks you if your work is done, just fidget around a bit and murmur, "That problem has been um......................... evacuated."

@neonfroot

2 жыл бұрын

"Your employment here has been um...... evacuated"

Reminds me of Andy Kauffman deadpanning on wrestling shows. Total commitment to playing the persona and writing straight. How can you hold a straight face playing a full-on narcissist (with grammatical errors) alongside a guy equally deadpanning as a pretentious cohost? And then there's the content.

@richardsimpson8860

4 жыл бұрын

even though sometimes I don't find On Cinema particularly hilarious all the time I constantly marvel at just how incredible their acting and improv is. Its so hard to do what they do, so many people try to be "weird" and just fail because they're not imaginative enough. These two nail it.

I love how they just casually mention that Gregg was in the hospital for a "few weeks"

@brendanschnabel9060

Жыл бұрын

It was just a personal matter.

@isaacberger6721

Жыл бұрын

I think he actually was in real life, and ended up getting some cervical vertebrae fused. This is when he stops being able to turn his neck much and has to turn his whole body

I have no idea why I like this show so much. I just can't stop watching.

@TerrificLittleSunday

3 жыл бұрын

I am uncomfortable with my level of devotion - but ultimately it comes down to the chemistry between Tim and Gregg as comedians. They're dialogue as these characters is just so dialed in, they clearly love each-other and this on-going joke.

@Justlarm

3 жыл бұрын

You’re just a true movie buff

@Smokey298

3 жыл бұрын

@@TerrificLittleSunday what are you looking foreward to for the 8th annual oscar special?

@TerrificLittleSunday

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smokey298 Well, I watched it - and to be honest, I didn't really care for it all that much. Murphey's Law. It wasn't great, nor was last year's, obviously.

@akeithing1841

Жыл бұрын

The world they create out of it is incredible. Then there's the Oscer Specials! Like most of things of Tim's, it really shouldn't be funny but somehow very much is

Ah yes, 2011's critically acclaimed "Nation of Apes", I'd give it a five bags of popcorn and a little Statue of Liberty action for you and your friends to recreate the iconic scene from the original film

@sublimeade

Жыл бұрын

The 2001 Tim Burton

I don’t understand why I lose it whenever Tim Starts talking about Jackson Hole 😂

the homebrew coffee scene

Joined by my guest today is Gregg Turkington.

One of the things I love about On Cinema is that it's filmed at the Cinema. It really puts me in that fun-loving, movie-watching mood we all know and love. After seeing the final segment with a green screen, I'm starting to question whether they're really in a cinema, and, in fact, I'm starting to question the reality of this whole thing. I'd be devastated to learn this is nothing more than a spoof or a goof.

@mistervanderveer

6 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing it's more of a gaff, but I do see your point in case.

@Smokey298

3 жыл бұрын

It is easy to put a green screen in a movie theater that is probably what they did. It makes it so they can film movies and exhibit them.

Tim's acting and improv during his monologue is absolutely amazing, world class acting

I live to hear Gregg say “hey guys!”

It took me three seasons to realize they gang-shoot *entire* seasons in one day. Tim and Gregg are f#$king geniuses.

@AcidNailbomb

5 жыл бұрын

I still haven't realized it

@scwt89

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Tim isn't really driving all the way from Jackson Hole to LA every week?

@TurtleeyTY

4 жыл бұрын

Do they really?

@sonichallbartender

4 жыл бұрын

@@TurtleeyTY It makes sense, especially with the later seasons and Tim's makeup/practical fx. Re-applying those on a weekly basis would be costly. It also makes sense as they never discuss actual plot points in the films, thus making it unnecessary to actually wait for releases to see the films and discuss. Plus, their chemistry is absolutely astonishing- really a remarkable achievement- and I have to think doing multiple episodes in a condensed period of time enhances that.

@0mnicide

4 жыл бұрын

Considering the fact that they do the 2+ hour long On Cinema Oscar Specials virtually uninterrupted. Wouldn’t surprise me.

"It doesn't matter" That literally made me laugh till my eyes watered.

can see tim taking over from larry king eventually, very insightful and probing questions

@isaacberger6721

Жыл бұрын

Where were you born? WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

The interview segment was surreal.

“And speaking of apes, our next film is ‘And So It Goes.’”

3:14 I wonder if Gregg meant to mess up either one of these times or if they were both accidental. He never mispronounces things like this, I love it. Tim's reaction too... so good.

Ringum bluthers

@BlixTheGoblin

5 жыл бұрын

Clever Girl is a great band

I love the Ringlum Blothers and Barnum Bailey circus!

Thanks for making this playlist, it feeds my addiction to On Cinema

Tim doesn’t seem to realize the influence us bondheads have on the academy. Final bond is definitely an Oscar pick

"Well Rise as in Rising up while Dawn is more about what time it is."

"It's not called Nation of Apes, was it?"

So glad Gregg's signature brutal honesty is back. He just calls it like he sees it! Definitely harder to impress than the less-experienced Tim.

"Rob Reiner, star of 'Harry and Sally'"

GREGG, GET YOUR LAWYER READY! He's gonna use that footage for Decker!!!

Greggs "what?" at 10:33 cracks me up so much!

As a fellow Bond-head, its terrific to know we got Gregg on our team 💪

This is the one of the better spoken intros to the show by Tim.

Gary Old Man

Greg showing tremendous retrain by not mentioning Andy Circus was also in Lord of the Rings and more importantly Hobbit 1 (2012, running time 169 minutes)

3:14 is about as close to Tim cracking in one of these episodes. "Circus is back with Andy Serkis"

On cinema, at the cinema, on guests

I love the line, I don't want any personal stuff on this show... It's just about movies 🤣

"That's like calling Star Wars people sheeple" " I do" lol these guys were ahead of their time

@chada75

4 жыл бұрын

Tim's not wrong.

9:48, a truely historic moment in the annals of the interweb. The inception of Agent Kington, Master of Codes!

8:30 Something smells funny here. That looks suspiciously like Special Agent Kingstown from Decker.

still watch these in 2021 for the great movie reviews

I'm glad Tim is pro life.

@NapanTR

10 жыл бұрын

pro life means abortion choice right?

@iamthedevilfrank

10 жыл бұрын

NapanTR that would be pro choice

@neonfroot

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad he sent money to his wife to abort Tom Cruise Junior before she changed her mind and his

“Joined by my guest today is Gregg Turkington”

Gregg completely botched that interview. You give someone a shot, and they throw it right back in your face.

I think the "on cinema on guests" segment has a lot of potential!

Golly gee, Tim Heidecker and his guest Gregg Turkington always have the lowdown on whatever movies I'm looking to go see. Good to know that I'll be going to see a 5-bagger next week!

“Mutually beneficial for all parties involved” sent his girlfriend money and told her to get an abortion lmaooo

Thanks for clearing the air, Tim!

So glad we finally got to learn about the “real” Gregg with that deep-dive feature. Gives me a whole new perspective on his expertise.

this is such a good episode

I think I can easily count how many times they've given less than five bags for a film thus far, lmao

BOND IS NEVER GOING TO WIN "BEST PICTURE!"

"ah where were you born" 10:20

Just wanna thank Tim for updating us about Ayaka and doing what absolutely had to be done.

I’m also apart of the new home brewed coffee scene.

Greg, we know you were born in Darwin Australia!!

Lol you guys are hilarious! Can we see some more film reviews??

10:36 I was born in DARWIN, AUSTRALIA

This is awesome!

LOL Gregg's reactions and facial expressions towards Tim MAKE this show, along with Tims dyslexia and the improve that is epic

8:25 Nice to see Dr. San looking ecstatic in the opening credits of that new segment

I just saw the Ringum Bluthers circus recently

Brilliant! Comedy gold.

the way tim get the shots is genius

1:43 Tim’s sincerity shines as bright as an electric sun.

When you’ve got situations like Tom Cruise in them you can’t lose!

I can't stop laughing. That was so great.

Top 5 On Cinema All Time

Hey guys, just watched 'And So It Goes' because of your five-bag reviews. I enjoyed the film, I thought it was funny and worth a watch over the Holiday's. A real four-bagger for me.

His shirt! His hair!! They never cease to amaze me.

I love how Tim has never once ever watched any of the films he reviews

Robert de Niro/Dolph Lundgren

@GyroZeppel

6 жыл бұрын

MintSauce ! Harrison Ford actually

Best episode yet.

That's right Tim, Starbucks is dumb! Dumb Starbucks.

@Seedr0

10 жыл бұрын

It is the STARBUCKS galaxy... Aliens.

What's that red mark on Tim's neck

As a doncter, I took the liberty of assessing what exactly makes a Tranghead and a Gorghead, check itout: Phase 1: 10-20 episodes in; You are curious because you know Tim Heidecker is funny, but you’ve never seen him outside of Tim & Eric before. You also have no idea who this unsightly Gregg character is. You start to pick and choose throughout the seasons of episodes where they review some of your favorite films that you know. You skip the ones you don’t know because why would anyone want to watch a review of something they don’t care about. Phase 2: 20-40 episodes in; You’ve settled into the format and start to become comfortable with Gregg. The episodes so far have been funny, but not laugh out loud shit your pants funny. You continue watching because now you’ve realized it’s a quick and enjoyable way to kill 5-10 minutes. Plus you love movies. Phase 3: 40-60 episodes in; Alright, now the show is starting to get funnier and funnier by the minute. You have seen enough now to start to pick up on all the subtle recurring jokes that weren’t funny back in Phase One. You aren’t a total Gregghead or Timhead yet, but you’re getting there. You’ve started to realize that every single idea Tim has is destined to get someone hurt or killed. You might be ready to watch the full highlights of “The Trial”, but if not definitely will be in the next phase. Phase 4: 60-80 episodes in; You suddenly burst in a fit of giggles at the slightest things these people say. From “Hey Guys” to Tim’s name mispronunciations, this show is becoming the best thing to ever happen to you. You are now mentally dedicated to finishing the entire 110 episode series and then some. You might have even gone back and rewatched a few just to fill yourself in on the storyline. Chances are, you’ve randomly selected an episode where Tim is maimed or beaten beyond words and you want to go back and see the slow progression of what got him there. Also, by this phase, you HATE Dr. San. Phase 5: 80-100 episodes in; You have subconsciously begun rating almost everything you see in life on the “5 Bags of Popcorn” scale, even things that don’t have to do with cinema. For myself in this phase, I began rating cars and houses I’d see as “5 Bags of Popcorn” if I really liked them. It just happened automatically. You may be reading this in Phase One and think “that will never happen to me”, but don’t kid yourself, accept it. Depression of the realization that you will soon be out of fresh, never before seen episodes starts to haunt you. You try to stop as to leave some for the future, but you eagerly devour them daily until the final phase sets in. Final Phase: All 110 episodes viewed; Prayers for a full 12th season begin to run through your mind. Memories of all the times Tim yelled or Gregg did a popcorn classic spring into your mind throughout the day to give you a hearty chuckle. The 1,000+ inside jokes are now easy to spot. You are a total Gregghead or Timhead and you feel absolutely included in the On Cinema At The Cinema family. You can’t think of the films Star Trek IV or Oh God! without splitting a side. You develop your own personal “favorite running gag” to comment on or discuss with others in the “family”. Mine being how every episode spans from 5-15 minutes long yet they are ALWAYS concerned about “if they have enough time left” for Gregg’s segments when there is clearly no time limit at all. Welcome to the family! FORYOURHEALGTH!

I've always wanted to see where the Decker footage came from!

So glad to see the "On guests" segment, it's about time we got under Gregg's skin

reasonable shirts

Klingston is born

brilliant!!

HAHAAHahahahaha this is where he got the footage to use in Decker LMFAO!!!!

The ringum bluthers and Barnum Bailey if you’ve ever been to the circus

"wringlem brothers and barnem Bailey circus" "what's that?" "the wringem blothers and uh barnem Bailey circus"

Tim is a poet! Without saying too much, he made it quite clear.....🤯

Also I believe Tim is making Gregg the villain of Decker, he is in a suit, in front of the green screen talking about 'codes', obviously nuclear codes to launch on Los Angeles, which Gregg also mentioned! If this is true then it is Tim who is the real villain!

@pennydesouza

10 жыл бұрын

Very perceptive!

@JDubya2k

10 жыл бұрын

pennydesouza Thank you! I try.

Good ol' Gary Old Man does it again!