I lost it with Gregg agreeing with himself about SpongeBob, nodding in approval of his own words.

@TheGreatsagegoku

2 жыл бұрын

"What can you say about SpongeBob? He's a national institution."

“When a squirrel starts talking you generally know it’s an animated picture.” “Right.”

@TimmyMcGowan

10 ай бұрын

Right up there with “There’s more important things than movies” “Like taking care of your son” “No.”

“Not living in a storage facility anymore, rebuilding my life from the ground up.” One of my favorite On Cinema quotes.

"I was watching the movie and I never really knew what was going on" that line is so funny cos I like to imagine that's him watching every movie but he lets his guard down and says it out loud

3:37 "couple weeks ago i stand on the 6th street bridge, if i fuckin jumped i'm in hell" kills me

imagine being GERM FREE

"So much of what people do nowadays is on computers" Just another example of the kind of insightful, poetic reporting done on this program. They're holding up a mirror to society.

@alphablitz1024

Жыл бұрын

Literally doubled over in my kitchen struggling for oxygen at the thought of that line

What I totally love is how none of this is out of context for me.

“eye..driss elboww” always gets me 🤣

This is a show I REALLY wish I could recommend to friends but the amount of content to wade through to really appreciate it makes that very difficult, lol, I just have to hope they stumble upon it and decide to watch it themselves. Definitely a niche, but my kind of character/absurdity based comedy.

@collinmc90

10 ай бұрын

Then you get Decker in the mix and it's insane haha.

@Juliuspaulfrank

4 ай бұрын

no, take it from me, you force them through every crevice of the universe and if they really love you they come out loving on cinema😅

@lordmortimer8055

3 ай бұрын

I started my one friend on “the trial” and they honestly thought it was real until Tim’s opening statement, after that they thought it was absurd

@yellowblanka6058

3 ай бұрын

@@lordmortimer8055 That whole trial was just a comedic work of art.

this is lowkey a great way to introduce ppl to the humor of on cinema.

@2live4u95

3 жыл бұрын

its so hard to get anyone i know to watch but i am OBSESSED

@PM-zu3cz

3 жыл бұрын

@@2live4u95 It may not be a glorious existence, but it is our existence, friend. I think we can all agree that we all miss Tom Cruise and wish him well.

@2live4u95

3 жыл бұрын

@@PM-zu3cz TCH would still be here if tim didnt hang around that QUACK dr san.

@JDizzle785

3 жыл бұрын

@@PM-zu3cz he aint comin back 👋🪦

@2live4u95

3 жыл бұрын

@Nick West is english your second language?

Hungover OCATC day long binges used to be my favorite past time.

@marcussullivan6689

3 жыл бұрын

Used to?

@newthrash1221

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcussullivan6689 Yeah. Haven’t watched it in a while. Maybe time to circle back.

@tfigmoney520

2 жыл бұрын

I feel that to my core. Havent done it myself but can totally relate to wanting some slow paced, low stakes comedy while nursing a hangover

@Eightsixseven23224

Жыл бұрын

Did you feel like an empty bottle when you had an empty bottle?

Farewell, Tom Cruise, I miss ya son, you ain't comin' back.

@Juliuspaulfrank

4 ай бұрын

the best part is that it’s just a cover of empty bottle

“I can do an impression of him if you want” “No”

Awesome work. Perfect selection. woke up this morning to the smell of my own dead flesh on my face

3:33 He got that 80s/90s white collar smirk

"When a squirrel starts talking you generally know it's an animated picture." That line deserves a few bags of popcorn with all that flavor powder crap you can put on it, a soda, a box of Mike and Ike and nachos with extra jalapenos

@nickpayne5191

2 жыл бұрын

came to the comments to look for anyone pointing out this line. Very good film expertice from Gregg, call it Gregg's law. When a squirrel starts talking, you generally know its an animated picture.

@dr.kennethspeers8014

2 жыл бұрын

And maybe a pack of those little sour sugar covered straws you can buy at the concession stands.

I miss you son. You ain’t coming back- wise words

Definitely giving this one 5 bags

@mattbaker7305

3 жыл бұрын

Pop*pop*pop*pop*... Pop.

@viperhiggins7937

3 жыл бұрын

5 bags of popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and a drink 🥤

@FEScarf

Жыл бұрын

some real deep cuts in this one. On Cinema heads on both sides will enjoy this

Gregg is right tho. I wouldn't cast Bill Murray as Osama Bin Laden either. That was such a bad take from Tim.

@TerrificLittleSunday

3 жыл бұрын

No he was saying Sasha Baron Cohen has Indian features.

@cake1661

3 жыл бұрын

I think what Tim was going for was that you cast a funny actor like Mr. Murray as Osama Bin Laden because Osama is a person who deserves mockery. You should want to laugh at Osama when you see him on screen. Sort of weird how a liberal pansy like Greg is against the idea of mocking Osama huh? Wonder what that's about? Maybe someone is being paid off by Soros and Rosetti...

Idris Elbow really fucked me up

With movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose!

Tims face slowly getting more fucked up is such a good bit, very reminiscent of arrested development with Tobias and his failed hair plugs

These are the best parts of the show

That opening line is straight from the balcony. Ebert used to get jazzed about a good motion picture, and do those hand gestures.

“I think Bridget Jones can be the James Bond for women” - Gregg Turkington

Mark porche : “don’t know”

I got a high fever. HEI indeed!

Simply beautiful.

“I woke up this morning to the smell of my own dead flesh on my face”

I was gonna watch a popcorn classic tonight, but I still need a recipe for the perfect home bucket of popcorn. Maybe if Mark got more hours....

I absolutely love this video

STILL GERM FREE

I love the usage of "Webisode" by Tim

I would not cast bill Murray as Osama bin laden

I give this video 5 bags of popcorn!

Great work!

Great job

I would legit look forward to coming home from work and watching the new on cinema lol

This is 5th dimensional Half in the Bag

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and a friend's dinner date at Carrabba's.

This is a 5 bagger for me

5 bags and a youtube like

Nah, I think there's enough context here 🤣 that's the absurd humor of Tim, it's a less edgy version of Andy Kaufman, I find it totally irresistible him and Gregg are oftentimes parodying several different kinds of ideas at once, it's a lot more thoughtful than it might appeal 😉

righteous work here

I got a place in Van Nuys with like 4 or 5 other guys who I CANNOT understand, i don't know where they're from.. 😂

There's my tv/vcr combo at 3:04! Talk about a Chick Magnet!

nice

Idris elbow hahaha

these clips are out of context

666 views heck yes!

Perfect

I feel like the green screen spill onto their faces is a bit underappreciated

Idris Elbow. Lulllllllzzzzz

3:37-3:42 Middle-class white male midlife crisis

On Cinema On Location would have made too much sense in this sequence.

This exist WITH context somewhere??

@chocomilkfps1264

2 жыл бұрын

Look up "On Cinema at the Cinema" season 1 on yt. The universe they create (its a lot more than just a single series, they make skits, documentaries etc) is fucking insane and hilarious and there isnt really any other entertainment like it. chronologically everything up to like season 11 is on yt

@hihowareyou6629

2 жыл бұрын

@@chocomilkfps1264 yeah i was actually making a joke about how off topic and out of context the show is anyways, but now that i read my comment, i can see that didn't really do a good job of conveying that, haha.

@chocomilkfps1264

2 жыл бұрын

@@hihowareyou6629 no worries lol i was 50/50 on if thats what you meant, but i didnt want to risk someone not knowing where to watch if they were new haha

These always let the clips play for too long

A movie review show about nothing, but with tragic/funny character development. Very Seinfeld.

@narnbrez

2 жыл бұрын

they basically remain the same reprobabates the whole way through

@neonfroot

2 жыл бұрын

@@narnbrez Yes I know. I'm just summarizing it for newcomers. The character development is stagnant/regressive, not unlike Seinfeld. Funny plot, terrible characters. The background characters aren't much better either, also not unlike Seinfeld.

@JohnRBIV

2 жыл бұрын

@@neonfroot there's no character development in seinfeld

Perfect cut up however, I still can’t figure out how to explain this to my peers especially ones that don’t really get into any kind of deep off chart comedy or drama or anything, I think it takes a certain like brain or something to think this is funny, but this is absolutely perfect

"Hands of stone with robert de niro" is low key a fucking good joke

The context doesn't help too much

You know the decade of context is what makes it funny, right?

I don’t understand why you made this.

@dylanfurlong9214

3 жыл бұрын

because they wanted to, read a book

SAM HYDE

“Being part of the family doesn’t mean getting raped by dad” Missed that one lol