I love that just eating food is not an option

RJs being Rio Jenesis is the kind of world building that makes On Cinema so special

I watched this whole special a while back but for some reason just realized RJ's is Rio Jenesis rebranded lolol

@lollern1234567

2 жыл бұрын

"a while back". like a few days ago?

@marcusmalone

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I didn't realise...

@0oidiedinatimemachineo024

2 жыл бұрын

@@lollern1234567 im confused what do u mean lol

@lollern1234567

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcusmalone :D

@ArtVandelayOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

It's a nice little easter egg

Tim's classic recurring bit of creating the most obtuse and painful ways to ingest food

I love how they put in "Not approved by the FDA" like something that people would want from a food product

I just love Joe Estevez's even keeled temperament juxtaposed to the absurdity of everything going on. Plus Gregg being so dry and straight faced when you know just below the surface there is a brilliant madness at work in his mind.

@InfiniteRhombus

2 жыл бұрын

hes a mass murderer

@dongloid

2 жыл бұрын

I love the way you write

@thatpart

2 жыл бұрын

I'm very happy to hear someone else say that. You do a better job of capturing it. 🙏👍

@jdlamb4212

Жыл бұрын

How many bags of popcorn

@cakeash

Жыл бұрын

i'm glad Joe went straight to the meat and POTATOES

I really enjoy the idea of it being impossible to meet your daily caloric intake with *15 milkshake/soup mixtures*.

what actually made me burst out loud with laughter was back when he was taking the Rio-Jenesis 'Germ Assassin' and said he was taking 4 pills 5 times a day. just the idea of him consuming that much of some horrendously shady supplement on a daily basis to "eliminate all germs" is beyond hilarious

"Hot & Hard" is the funniest thing Tim has ever come up with lmao

@ericstahl3704

2 жыл бұрын

@@Therealbigmonster you should've included it!

@603pg

2 жыл бұрын

It’s looking for a way out, that soup

@matthewsmith5374

2 жыл бұрын

This is the hot shake…

@exoxy

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

3:18 Nothing better than a good “SHUT UP” 🤣

@chileo1

19 күн бұрын

IDK, Tim slapping popcorn tubs out of Gregs hands is pretty good too

A real treat for us ShakeHeads

Here goes Tim on another "Meal replacement nutritional system." We all saw how well that worked last time...

@dropcapapp

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Tim became creative and it’s full of vitamin A and E,. And if you’re referring to the Electric Sun 19, then the Chinese connection has clearly gone way over your head.

@lludan23

2 жыл бұрын

@@dropcapapp thanks nikita for ACTUALLY being informed on the facts and not letting feelings and superficial opinions blur the truth!

@timgimmy609

Жыл бұрын

Ok buddy, just choose to ignore the macronutritional elements of this womderful product. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, and Tim is looking very strong and healthy and sculpted

@nebojsadurmanovic2268

Жыл бұрын

It's great that they keep the nutritional supplements trope in the universr. I think it's a way to ridicule the rightard celebs that peddle it in real life.

@DanThibodeau1

Жыл бұрын

I still don't think anything can top the concept of a "nutritional vape". It dumbfounds me, and I pray this is ALL in the realm of fiction.

It's not just those little things Tim finds that are insanely absurd in daily life, he knows how to parody it so godarn well

The clip of cooking heroin in the promo starting at 4:49 🤣

Tim’s obsession with weird gross medical issues & the intricacies of those medical issues is so good. So disgusting. But so, so real.

"isnt that cold" -"well this is the hot shake" .... "cant you just drink more?" -"if im just drinking them im only getting half"

The stomach shake pack was probably the most disturbing thing I've seen in awhile. Gregg looked equally disturbed

@dmrr7739

Жыл бұрын

I think the word you are looking for is “disruptive.” Tim’s groundbreaking feeding tube system is shaking up the multi-trillion dollar eating industry. For the first time, ordinary people have access to 2x, 3x, even 4x the food intake of conventional mouth-hole systems.

@jaxonpickett6372

Жыл бұрын

@@dmrr7739 I want to be a food tuber too!

this whole HEI thing seems like just a big CASHGRAB

@music_lover2227

2 жыл бұрын

You're skating on thin slanderous ice, sir.

@bodariousbruh4549

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he would get back to the old stuff.

@mrjameson9146

2 жыл бұрын

It’s for jocks

@lookbovine

2 жыл бұрын

It’s no crab salts, that’s FOR SURE! Can’t wait for those to hit the market!

@postbunnie

Жыл бұрын

Ooooor it's a way to get everyone who is going to join Tim and his restructuring of the world. Everyone who's in the network will have much more favorable opportunities in their life and everyone not in the HEI netwerk will be left behind.

"it's just oil" lmfao

I think the person who never gets enough credit is Joe. You can tell he's genuinely a great guy to work with, and how he keeps a straight face when Tim does what he does is a sign of good acting. The three of them; Joe, Tim, and Gregg work so well together, Mark as well. They are a powerful comedic team. I also love not only how Joe works with Tim on On Cinema but also in Decker. The way Joe plays a spineless president and how he thinks Tim should be president instead is comedy gold and he plays it perfectly.

Tim explaining the mechanism behind his blocked backyard percutaneous feeding tube to LaRoux may be the climax of On Cinema.

Im glad theres companies like RJs during these times of crisis

@kingcobrajfsofficial

2 жыл бұрын

When you've got companies like RJs in them? CAN'T LOSE!

@jugo1944

9 ай бұрын

RJ kept the COVID away

hahaha Tim randomly going full Trump just for the word "finally" at around 10:50 kills me

"certified wizard of Oz expert"

"This is the hot shake." 🤣

I give this season 5 bags of pop 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿and 2 large RJ shakes 🥤🥤

I cannot believe Tim did two whole seasons without one single germ in his body.

Gregg's body language is everything!

Ayaka wasn’t Tim’s first wife. Revisionist history.

@lordmortimer8055

2 ай бұрын

Also Axiom’s sister seems to have disappeared from the lore

Look at how gregg's mouth shakes at 13:31. he's either holding back laughter or holding back his desire to gag at the description of the colostomy bag

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

Its actually 13:33 But yea, his reactions are hilarious. It's not overt like most others.

Even in highlight form I’m glad they can push ads like RJ’s Shake. It’s important for us pleebs.

I keep looking for, I can't remember if it was this oscar special or another, where Tim says something like "That shake is mixing with the alcohol and now it's looking for a way out. It's looking for a way out." Maybe it's one of the ones with the chaplins chili.

the thing I never got is why Gregg immediately thinks it's just oil?

@michaelwalden4793

Жыл бұрын

RJ’s shake shack is just the rebranding of “Rio Jenesis” which was Tim’s vape pen company

@chrisradstorgoff7715

Жыл бұрын

This antivax shake really work. I was forced to vaccinate last year and I doubled my daily powdered scoops to kill the nwo toxins. Occasionally I still go to the ER with panic attacks. The Doctors and Psychiatrists have guaranteed me over and over that I don't have nano chips or G5 software in my body. Obviously a testament to this products integrity. Thank you R.J and Tim

@theEarlofChip

Жыл бұрын

I think it's part of Gregg's role in the show. Tim' character is just purely nuts, and whereas Gregg's character in typical comedies would be the voice of reason the audience can identify with, instead the character is completely ineffectual in this role and typically also wrong, which ends up only adding to the madness. And then with Joe Estevez's helpless positivity there's just no effectual counter to Tim's madness, so it just builds and builds into hilarity. It's a good parody of a lot of the dumb squabbles you see amplified in like news entertaiment media, social media or reality tv, where you start watching and maybe there's one side you agree with slightly more but wait ugh no they're not right either, oof actually wait maybe they're worse, regardless there's no legitimate voice of reason in sight, everything's awful. I think it's that kind of joke

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

@@theEarlofChip Yep. Everyone's a different type of fucked up.

@thomasdupont7186

Жыл бұрын

@@theEarlofChip great job

Joe Estevez is a gift.

@TheGordeaux

Жыл бұрын

trader joe is a rat

The feeding tube thing lmao you couldn't walk around like that this why I love this show 😂

@Wainfleetkx450f

2 жыл бұрын

“And I can add as much RJs as I want”

@chileo1

2 жыл бұрын

Its just a standard feeding tube, looks fine to me

@michaelc1396

2 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself. I’ve been walking round like that for awhile now.

@nebojsadurmanovic2268

Жыл бұрын

It's no Cinco food tube.

@anthroism26mc

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelc1396 hey me too

6:42 the rare "it's beeen, it's beeen"

Tim living in moderation while having RJ's directly pumped into (almost) his stomach

RJ Shakes should join forces with QwikBite unless Hank has rebranded again

"We have blends that deal with addiction" hit like a truck

Glad Tony hit rehab. The father-son duo can now easily catch up on Tim’s history by simply binging the back catalog on the HEI network!

"Doctor San would be in Hell."

@troyhadge8300

Жыл бұрын

"Watch yourself" 🤣

You know you’re dealing with a great product when the company advertises a 100% guarantee. Just placed my order for the RJ starter pack, just have to wait for it to come through customs from China.

@captured_agent5714

9 ай бұрын

The China connection ??

Love to see Mark Progue

@Therealbigmonster

2 жыл бұрын

Had to leave a couple clips of the legendary mrak porch in there

Oh this is just so wonderfully sinister.

Tim still unable to pronounce mark’s name after so many years. Some things never change

Tim is actually doing really well since the murder trial

@johnmeier7284

Жыл бұрын

I guess you could say he got away with murder

this is the hot shake

What an elegant solution indeed

Found your channel while reliving the beauty of the Desert Sun 20 Trial. I also didn't make the "RJ = Rio Jenesis" connection until now, either. 😂

The shakes work!!!

"installing the software" omg, i lost it

“That’s not standard”. 💀

Holy shit. Dr San is Tim's guardian angel now!! I didnt see that one coming. Ffs lol. Hopefully I'll be able to binge the hei network content soon. I mean, what all is even on there, aside from On Cinema?

@edfoli8230

2 жыл бұрын

There are the HEILot episodes of Rock House, Mark’s Cavalcade of Stars, and Xposed. Every single On Cinema episodes, the Oscar Specials, and more. Well worth supporting them dropping the corporate stooges.

@marcusmalone

2 жыл бұрын

I would pay the sub just to watch Mark's Cavalclade of Stars over and over again.

@LukeMcGuireoides

2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome. I'll probably be able to do it eventually.

@Slop_Dogg

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s revealed at the end of the season that Toni’s son was fucking with Tim by talking to him through the walls, pretending to be doctor san lol

@LukeMcGuireoides

2 жыл бұрын

It was. It was fuckin brilliant lol. I was able to sub for a month and binge it.

7:17 How can Gregg sit there and say that the wedding wasn't ruined by Gregg leaving the Mobile VFA running and eventually filling the room with Carbon Monoxide? It was his fault 100%.

@philbrook5655

2 жыл бұрын

As a Gregghead I have to point out that Tim was commander-in-chief and any mistakes are therefore on his (incorrectly time-zoned) watch.

@ontariobuds

Жыл бұрын

@@philbrook5655 no offence intended but I think that is one of the problem with being a Gregghead, sadly your thoughts get cloudy and you can’t see the truth.

@philbrook5655

Жыл бұрын

@@ontariobuds To quote a movie, "you can't handle the truth!". Personally I don't want to see truth, I just want to see movies. The longer the better.

@refoliation

Жыл бұрын

Tim did *NOT* preapprove that space for a wedding and sprung that on Gregg and the crew without getting proper ventilation in place for the amount of breathers in that tiny space. The VFA mobile archive mk 1 was technically not able to shutoff either without risking losing electronic contact with the VFA which could, potentially, be catastrophic

Wendy Kirby's brother working on the RJ stand 🙌

Thanks for reminding me to do my 5 Big Sips.

3:35 Gregg:"what's in it? Is it just oil?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

I wish RJ's shakes were sold where I live. Ive been dealing with way too many germs lately

This set up is taking on a David Lynchesque feeling.

That kiwi in that viscous liquid was wild

If Tim had doubled the size of his shake he would have the calories he needs. That shake is no larger than one liter, but they make mugs/pitchers two liters or even larger. He may not even have to increase the number of shakes per day beyond 15.

This is just too funny

thank you for this uploaded, im brazilians and cant afford the hei network subscription (1 dollar in brazil is 4.98R$) as a fan of the show i i'd love to support it but i cant afford it :,(

Joe is such a kindly bloke 😭

OMG OMG OMG! I have seen this and watch this video on KZread and it was awesome! I love Gregg Turkington because he's more goated than Tim! 🐐 I also love the mention of RJ's Shake because it sounded like the best place ever (alongside McDonald's)! Best video ever! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

7:20 love that they have B roll ready for Gregg asphyxiating everyone at the Oscar special. Haha.

truly genius

It's the music that's making me 💀💀💀

We laugh so hard because it is all so real.

Where can I find this special it's not on KZread

I love the unnecessarily loud music.

God damn this woman makes me so vehemently uncomfortable

A very elegant solution

Dr. San would be proud of Tim for his commitment to a new, healthy lifestyle. Thank you Dr. San. PS: Joe's the man for the job!

ding! I gotta take my sips

"Design your own ingredients". Based.

"Design your own ingredients.. "😂😂😂

Since this shake product came out there's been a Polio outbreak in the UK

Dr.San would be in Hell. Watch yourself! Hahahaha

Cody heads represent!!!!

Just a little tip: Rio-Genesis sells the absolute best Cooling Gel on the market.

"Dr. Sauron" -Gregg probably

So in all seriousness, in the last place I lived I felt like Gregg. My roommate was an awful terrible person, and I had to be around to witness all their shitty actions and choices. If I had somewhere else to go I would have left, but I didn't. So I sat there and made remarks like Gregg does (Dr. San would be in hell) because it would literally spit out of me with he amount of anger I would feel. And she was still oblivious like Tim.

this got cronenbergian pretty quick

@harmreductionman4474

2 жыл бұрын

"Long live...uh, the...no- uh, n-new flash. Er, flesh. I'm gonna give this one five bags of popcorn and a videotape inserted into the horrific vaginesque orifice in my stomach." -Timothy Heidecker

Why can't I be the Emergency Acting Vice President of the HEI Network??

Is VaxBlock safe to drink hot? I’d like to use it more so as a ‘before-bedtime’ tea. I know it’s called the Hot N Hard but I wasn’t sure if the shake was spicy or what. I’m confused

@lookbovine

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe considered “Hard” when it’s delivered straight to the gut?

@markh.9822

Жыл бұрын

Tea is apparently bad for you. It's considered a traditional drink according to TImheads

fun fact: you can exist by taking only oil sips.

The last time I checked in on this series it was Tim getting out of s bad deal with some Italians or something...oh man.this really Is Tim's best comedy world.its doesn't doesn't roll me.it Rick rolls me .Im never gonna give it up.

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

He knows the rules, and so do you. There's absolutely no commitments he's thinking of.

Dude I haven’t been able to watch this season. Where can I watch it?

@Therealbigmonster

2 жыл бұрын

heinetwork.tv it’s only $5 and well worth it. there’s other shows like Xposed & Rock House, side stories, news & articles (in character) , Oscer specials and all the on cinema episodes. Can cancel anytime too.

@SammyGMusic

Жыл бұрын

If you message me I can send you the season 12, I got it ripped on my hard drive

@michellerosinski1265

Жыл бұрын

Is this still a thing? I want in

Cody Kirby is a poor man's Hank.

@marcusmalone

4 ай бұрын

I cam here 2 months later, wanted to say literally the same thing, forgetting that I'd already said it and no one cared.

Where can you watch the episodes when they stopped putting them up on youtube?

@yellowblanka6058

Жыл бұрын

Two seconds of Googling would have given you your answer.

@maximilianneumann4785

Жыл бұрын

@@yellowblanka6058 ever considered that google will restrict your search results based on your IP address? of course I googled it before but I cant find anything, I wouldnt have asked otherwise. Now maybe you can come off your high horse and actually be helpful instead of being a douche on the net?

he would have been fine if he had just used the Cinco Food Tube

Can we get a mark prorch comp?

Just gotta keep that powder shake trimmed and wet, then you can avoid all these pesky problems with shake delivery to the organs Tim!

@LukeMcGuireoides

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Looks like Edward Hopper designed the Shake Station mise in scene.

Is that a chili pot on the shake station?

He's right about the clotshots

Is it official?

@Therealbigmonster

2 жыл бұрын

Official shake for the heinetwork. This isn’t the official end to the RJ’s story though

@mippettes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Therealbigmonster tell me more 🙃

I think Tim should take 100's of vaccines per day to see how RJ holds up against a true onslaught.