What's your favorite Dave Portnoy pizza review?

@robbanks3642

2 жыл бұрын

Joe and pats will never be beat

@zEr0ic3Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

LeBron man that shit was too much. Tore him up, took the smallest bite ever, dropped it, walked away AND gave it a 0. Fuckin hilarious

@RevengeAvenger

2 жыл бұрын

Who is David Portland?

@chadsevedra925

2 жыл бұрын

For this man to not know their are little Cesar's left in this country is beyond me?!

@JiuJitsuTrashcan

Жыл бұрын

Anytime he calls this a kid’s show, then proceeds to say “this pizza fucks”

Dave is like the only sane character on a chaotic city full of badly programmed NPCs and the only thing he can do is watch as everything unfolds into a whirlwind of fuckshit

@CosmicHarmony58

Жыл бұрын

New Whirled Order

@simterio3077

4 ай бұрын

The level of comedy in these 2 videos part 1 and 2 make me laugh so much. I found em last night if these wouldnt be filmed nobody would believe this happened

@pigchunk2216

2 ай бұрын

Postal 2

“idk what’s going on right now” Dave: “Yeah, and you’re the WEIRDEST part of it” LMFAOOOOO that’s my goat

@KMC1367

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 this is the funniest for real!!

I'm sorry but that "AND HE'S GONE" made me laugh so hard it brought tears thank you Dave for being you 😂

@JakeMcb

7 ай бұрын

Bro that killed me. dude just took his slice and dipped

That dude had to car jack to get the new chicken sandwich. He heard the conversation and needed to get his hands on it. Respect

“Cameras are rollin… pizzas being eaten….” My man Dave misses not a beat.. The pizza heart of the streets

Frankie has such a good job 😂

The Lebron on had me dead. I didnt expect that at all hahahaha

The Art of Pizza one with everyone fuckin screaming while speeding past Dave gets me for some reason 😂😂😂

I fucken love the part that the chincken sandwich kid just starts eating it after dave gives it back to him. I don't know how Dave didn't catch that and say something funny. That whole chain of events would have been topped off by him seeing him.

One bite everybody knows the rules……meanwhile 10 bites in…..😂

“ im an honorable man unlike that coward Lebron James “ 💀

i love soulja boy acting like he is too big shot to wait, but guy is sitting in a car for close to an hour still lmao what you waiting for then go on if you are so busy!

that moment when chucky cheese is better than an actually pizzeria

@refresco

Жыл бұрын

What was the rating?!

Homeboy is always at the right place, at the right time.

Dave doing the Soulja Boy dance killed me 🤣

The Lebron pizza review was the best part HAHAHA

@thefr3dgames117

16 күн бұрын

Zero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dave saw Jesus for a few seconds 😂

I really like the bloopers! Hysterical!🔥👍

This is the greatest rabbit hole I have found, and it all started with the Oblivion NPC meme.

I fuck with this channel ! The variety of content is dope keep up the uploads dawg

@DrippedTV

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the support bro ✊🏽

The nibble, drop and 'Zero' at the end gives me life.

I miss tough Dave who really gave tough scores lol but clearly he felt bad about putting so many out of buissnes and now with covid he wants them to have jobs lol so I kind of understand but still! Everybody knows the rules!

@mdb1010

Жыл бұрын

Did his pizza reviews actually put places out of business? Or did covid?

@pseudo-films116

Жыл бұрын

@@mdb1010 little bit of Column A, little bit of Column B

@jaqkerouac6340

Жыл бұрын

Dude No Kidding ?? Dang

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808

9 ай бұрын

WRONG….that literally never happened….8f you making shit food, then you deserve to be exposed@@pseudo-films116

@Mike_Dubayou

8 ай бұрын

@@mdb1010nah, bad food put places out of business, and Covid of course.

Dude these videos make my day they are so funny and hi dripped

@DrippedTV

2 жыл бұрын

Hi goat how you doing ✊🏽

@Notoppss

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrippedTV great man you respond to me every single time and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it

@jaqkerouac6340

Жыл бұрын

@@Notoppss Hi dripped!!!

So you can just carjack someone, hit a police car and drive off and the cops stand there and don't do anything?

@evanhart4850

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah man lmfao. But uhh blue life matter doe!

@ZuutNewt

2 жыл бұрын

City cops don't give af

@tsmguxxi6559

Жыл бұрын

If they had .000003 weed they would’ve been caught

@kevinJ6665

Жыл бұрын

IT’s Chicago…. It’s a dump I wouldn’t go near that city without my loaded weapon.

@dayman5417

11 ай бұрын

Yup the police literally are pretty handcuffed these days because of the liberal scum who want to treat the criminals like victims.

Fkin little caesars had me rolling 😂😂 what happened to the cheese? 😂😂

lol that last one had me busting a gut.

Funniest no show ever... Souja boy "yeah fuck that pizza review guy bro"

It’s more surprising that Chucky Cheese has good pizza than a car jacking caught on live streaming in Chicago 😂😂😂 🍕

10:20 The way my man was not phased AT. ALL. about a 4.4 is where I'm tryna be

that lingering part of cheese is eating my soul bro 7:30

And there goes ya business sir 😂 self sabotage at its finest!

Oh my God Dave you’re the absolute best bro! Haha 😂

K you need to add the one with the guy peering in the window then he starts promoting a concert. That one gets me every time.

I keep hearing "Dont forget to give it to a crack daddy" and I can't unhear it....

One bite, everybody knows the rules - Blaze Pizza: ZERO 🤣

West Virginia Princeton, little Caesar's cracking me up? 😂😂😂 06:50

this guy judges according to his mood lol

I’m starting to become more interacted with this channel and I like it, keep up the good content homie🙌🏽🔥🔥

@DrippedTV

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you bro 🙏🏽

@BeardedDragonMan1997

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen content bro

@datchief780

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeardedDragonMan1997 he probably does editing or something but I see your point everybody knows the rules

@BeardedDragonMan1997

2 жыл бұрын

@@datchief780 🤷 one bite

11:00 that lady was upset he was dissing penn station lmao

100% agree on Costco, My coworkers LOVE it.

These r great

Gotta sub these are well put together

The Lebrun pizza was amazing. ZERO! Mic drop and done.

Dave’s the pizza king! Open a pizza shop Dave

Impressed with the Chuck E Cheese review hot damn!

Come to New Haven!

The car jacking chicken sandwich lmao

Dave is the Batman in Chicago. He’s got evidence baby

Chicago best reviews !

They didn't care if he liked the Costco pizza or not, we knew he would have the shits after just one bite. Worth it 🗿

Yo so cars are free in Chicago and cops allow you to play bumper cars😂😂😂😂

I fuckin love portnoy

Dave shoulda said he’d take the pizza review to Soulja Boy if they were doing it in 2008 😭

*Chuckle Cheese Pizza is delicious.*

Plastic machine, maybe he was looking for a bank machine?

the last one was literally one bite

6:35 🤣😂 10:33 😂🤣😂💀

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Chuck E. Cheese isn't terrible. It's better than 40% of the NYC dive pizza shops I've tried.

Yo i’ve been saying it since childhood, Chuck E. cheese doesn’t sleep on making pizza! They’re pizza is actually top tier

So if you took the college cafe pizza, and it had a baby pizza with 7-11 you would get a tower market Air fryer pizza slice for a dollar fifty. In the Coachella valley.

LMFAO THE LITTLE CAESARS FALLING APART I AM DYING

Should have got the hotdog and drink at Costco....

💧 📺

Pizza pizza

Sbarro has always been like thee worst pizza I've EVER eaten !! Every time. Swear to gawd

Bruhh that was robin Williams you can’t tell me otherwise

Casually eating pizza 5 feet from the covid line😂

Dave is at his most entertaining when he is abusing and berating his staff. Hilarious shtick.

awwww, he didn't like the Costco pizza :(

@evanhart4850

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr ;''(

@sebastianbarraza9225

2 жыл бұрын

I've had every slice he's ever had me and a rich friend tried all the pizza places he's tried and by fat COSTCO STILL THE BEST

“Monogle”

Was that dom of the year at the end of Sbarro??

Bro jacked a car in broad daylight out of nowhere with security right next to them and they didnt do shit. Wtf they werent lying about the crime in Chicago that shit is real

Hi florida comment aged well

To be fair in the south chucky cheese really is fine dining well at least thats how it felt when i was young

Only rookie score PREZ has ever posted was Blaze with a straight 0

@jdawg9137

Жыл бұрын

He's given multiple rookie scores before. In fact he gave 2 of them in this video.

Costa's pizza is to breading.

Only in Chicago does a car parked right behind a police car get carjacked

Costco has the cash to make better pizza. If Costco dropped a top 10 pizza onto their menu the money would never stop flowing

$4.79

Dom of the year

Finally someone sees it like I do with Lebron James! He described Lebron exactly like I do. A big baby.

Anyone knows which episode is the first clip from?

@GGMM1579

Жыл бұрын

Just type in Lou Malnatis it’s on Barstool

How the hell your car get stolen Infront of cops

@Hugelybased

2 жыл бұрын

In Chicago anything is possible

What was the score on the Chuck E. Cheese florida location pizza?

Literally stole a car in front of the cops and they don’t do a thing

Can someone tell me the pizza place of the first one where the guy just walks away

@GGMM1579

Жыл бұрын

Lou Malnatis

Hometyle Pizza Iuka MS is THE BEST

Souljia Boy didnt know the rules.... pfft ! 10 is a ROOKIE score..... i mean?? better than Johns on Bleaker St. ??.... better than New Haven??? ...APIZZZA ?? everybody knows the rules ......

@Renae.the.bum1

2 жыл бұрын

That wasn't soulja boy that said 10.

@allofgarden4152

2 жыл бұрын

@@Renae.the.bum1 nah bruh thats soulja boy

@iEatAssss

2 жыл бұрын

@@Renae.the.bum1 you blind bro? That was him.

@qwerty112311

2 жыл бұрын

@@Renae.the.bum1 that was him Dave even said so

if you find a pizza under 10 dollars in my area ill buy it for you!

Chuckie Cheese pizza is delicious

Is he gone lol buddy dipped

Those hooters girl are champions that have already seen allot of sh*t. They where classy and un phased by that insane woman!

Those are legit NPC

Ngl him doing crank that was so damn cringy lmaob

car gets jacked....runs into cop car with cops standing there....cops do nothing

Now for The first time I can agree with you that looks so nasty that pizza disgusting 🤮 0.0 about that nasty deli pizza

Having millions and not having kids is a sin

The HIV 😂

Sorry Dave but to me Chucky Cheese isn't pizza either as for my favorite review absolutely Joe and Pats.......hands down!!!!!