"how's he pulling that?" always gets me

@Treeybandz

2 жыл бұрын

That shit had me dying for a cool minute😭

@natenobles4372

2 жыл бұрын

That looks like a scene from a movie 😂😂

@mikedagostino6767

2 жыл бұрын

How's he pulling that, is it hooked

@kevinbooe4123

2 жыл бұрын

That has to be staged right?

@OutlawPiRu420

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

Joe and Pat's will never be beaten.. It was like a comic sketch.

@c_pal05

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@livebig6414

2 жыл бұрын

guy with back spasms ain’t bad either

@calebray4168

2 жыл бұрын

The real fuckin guinea shit

@tjay1156

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆

@flockawaka1017

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebray4168 😭😭😭

Daves social skills with the public its what makes this a true legend

@bidmcms3

8 ай бұрын

Yet he’s so dumb he doesn’t even know the US wasn’t under “imperial rule” in 1863

Love the old vet peacocking everywhere he goes “I fought a war for this!” As he walks in to eat some pizza!

@mr.brenman2132

Жыл бұрын

Good for him. What a legend. He should be doing thar.

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

8 ай бұрын

I'm surprised he's still alive. In 2023, World War II vets are usually at least 95 years old (due to being 18 in 1946, when the war ENDED... so that's about the minimum age). If the guy showed me his driver's license and he really was born in 1928 or before, I'd buy him a pizza. And some beers.

@morganfreeman2102

6 ай бұрын

@@hxhdfjifzirstc894that review in particular was from 2016 I believe

@lukewalker4813

2 ай бұрын

​@@hxhdfjifzirstc894there were 16 year olds who lied about their age to go fight.

@bluetextonwhitebg

9 күн бұрын

he said it because dave is jewish.

The review where Dave is standing outside Joe and Pat's with the characters mysteriously showing up was fuckin hilarious

@rabbitphobia

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and you couldn't plan it if you tried.

@vdiddystudios8043

2 жыл бұрын

so many npcs just appearing

@andrewjohnston609

2 жыл бұрын

@@vdiddystudios8043 exactly

@thomdejong462

2 жыл бұрын

Oblivion Npc's

@joeyricefried9621

2 жыл бұрын

GOAT

The joe and pats review has got to be the funniest sequence of events ever. Bleeding “plastic machine” man, interrupting Karen lady, 2 men dissing tf out of joe and pats, a Pissed off ww2 vet. All one after another.

@unfortunate27

2 жыл бұрын

don’t forget about some random kid dabbing in the background😭

@b4lt1m0re_jay

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t laugh hard often and I’m dying over here. Omg 😂

@Jacksonn985

2 жыл бұрын

thats new york

@despicableone4495

2 жыл бұрын

Team work

@erikbondarenko5304

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no chance that guy could have been in world war 2 lmao he’s probably 80 years old max

the sadness on the mans face looking for the plastic machine always hits me

@canlib

9 ай бұрын

He needs money, i think a plastic machine is an ATM

@aelx69420

9 ай бұрын

I thought he was talking about a recycling machine for plastic bottles@@canlib

@cricri8022

9 ай бұрын

@@aelx69420 ahahaha me too

@gagnarork

7 ай бұрын

@@aelx69420 definitely what he is looking for

@brianangarola8779

2 ай бұрын

Amazing how ass backwards Portnoy’s priorities are

"I'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm not even talking to you!" 🤣 Joe and pats was comedic gold

joe and pats was a bunch of npc’s walking past him. he had so many chances to do side missions 🤣

@marcoiacobuzio4075

2 жыл бұрын

Havoc.........exactly!!!!!......lmao!!!!!!!!!!!.......this could have been Grand Theft Auto and Dave does a side mission where he has to deliver five pizzas around Manhattan in like ten minutes.......lololol!!!!!!

@captainstubbing1

2 жыл бұрын

Bro best comment

@McChimpy1

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcoiacobuzio4075 There was a mission in the PS2 Spiderman game where you literally did exactly that hahaha

@marcoiacobuzio4075

2 жыл бұрын

@@McChimpy1 .......lol......I've played the PS2 spider man game but it was like over twenty years ago I don't remember that mission??

@theonewhoknocks96

2 жыл бұрын

Mission 1- Craft pizza sign for restaurant Mission 2- Help homeless guy find the plastic machine Mission 3- Get satisfactory food service for the two unhappy gentleman leaving the restaurant Mission 4- Pay proper respects to a WWII hero

Dave's true talent is attracting all the nutcases. As for the 2,000 dollar pizza, they tried to feed it to the pigeons but they refused to eat it.

@danteduck9518

Жыл бұрын

While we not gonna take it is playing in the background

@carlcat

Жыл бұрын

@@danteduck9518 funny

@DrZaius

9 ай бұрын

North America is one big disgusting looney bin

@XDARINDAX

9 ай бұрын

@@danteduck9518 what did u do ? i am genuinely curious

1:48 Dave Portnoy : 1863? U mean when we still got dinosaurs and all the cavemen u mean 💀

"Score it, 1 through 10" "Compared to what?" "Pizza!"

Joe & Pats will definitely go down as one of the best…hard to believe this wasn’t curated somehow

@jeffnorvell967

2 жыл бұрын

I fought a war for yous

@ghosty3871

2 жыл бұрын

There’s just so much going on 😂

@christopheribanez7005

2 жыл бұрын

Stand in a corner long enough in New York and this happens.

@KronStaro

2 жыл бұрын

it probably was. everything on youtube is fake nowdays

@davidkunkle3262

Жыл бұрын

It's like that door was a portal to bizarro world

i love him immediately understanding the no pizza on the floor dispute.

@sharinglungs3226

2 жыл бұрын

It was the owner thinking Dave was being disrespectful to his pizza. Dave did a good job deflating that situation. Still have no clue what the other guy was talking about.

@NaptownClassic

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharinglungs3226 I think the other guy had aphasia.

@tylerstanley7155

Жыл бұрын

@@NaptownClassic Did you guess this because the disease aphasia was in relevant news after Bruce Willis was diagnosed with it?

@Big_AlMC

8 ай бұрын

​@@tylerstanley7155yes

This guy has great attitude towards the craziest homeless people ive ever seen. He actually tries to talk to them respectfully and is funny at same time.

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

8 ай бұрын

Bring back mental asylums... these people shouldn't just be roaming the streets. They're ill. WTF!?!

when those guys come out and say "horrible worst experience I ever had" lmao best moment ever next to the guy dragging the suit case with no arms.

@mr.brenman2132

Жыл бұрын

Two twins by the look of it lol. They just keep on walking lol.

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

8 ай бұрын

I get the idea that it must be their restaurant, or their buddy's restaurant.

Joe and pat's has got to be the most hectic review ever LMAOO

The girl who doesn’t know what affiliated means 😂😂😂

@jfraz_7720

2 жыл бұрын

id hit

@jeromeinthehousesowatchyam4237

2 жыл бұрын

@@jfraz_7720 same

@ATR-_

2 жыл бұрын

100% drunk too

@Aria432

2 жыл бұрын

Average american IQ

@vantheman3857

2 жыл бұрын

She was 4 Martini's deep, wanted to take lil dave home, squish him, then finish the pizza

Everyone continually interrupting that review was honestly hilarious 😂

Who lost it on the last one like I did? 😂😂 The blank expressionless stare from Dave as he’s just standing there is golden! 😂

@Assetwork

5 ай бұрын

SAME!

@Assetwork

5 ай бұрын

That shit had my dying 😂😂

@pulakification

Ай бұрын

He really tried to listen to him and make some sense lol

The hooters one has me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

@holibash7282

Жыл бұрын

It was kinda gross, 😆 lol

@danteduck9518

Жыл бұрын

It's the best one lol

@danteduck9518

Жыл бұрын

The weed one too lol

@chriskolb3105

Жыл бұрын

That disgusting ‘groid makes me want to vomit.

@BigDicTRP

9 ай бұрын

It's disgusting I had to skip it

I remember when this guy helped raise millions of dollars for struggling small businesses during covid. GOD BLESS THIS MAN.

@salvagemonster3612

10 ай бұрын

How? Begging for companies to send him free pizza?

@Rowsy91

9 ай бұрын

nah he actually did do awesome stuff during covid @@salvagemonster3612

@fedfreds832

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@salvagemonster3612it’s called reviews and putting local small business on his social media platform that gets millions of views everyday. He’s pays for his pizza also😂😂🤡

@t0ny1189

9 ай бұрын

​@@salvagemonster3612I'm sure they made their money back for sending one free pizza lol

@astralnight3493

9 ай бұрын

@@salvagemonster3612 wtf you talking about?

The amount of chaos that can be caused by the simple action of someone filming another person in public is scary to me

The dude walking by with no arms at 0:12 just got arrested the other day for trying to $tab someone

@adamwilliams4670

Жыл бұрын

With his feet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bluetextonwhitebg

9 күн бұрын

i'd give just about anything to see the dumbfounded cops asking themselves _...how'd he do that?_

"My first instinct was to shove it in his mouth because I don't think he has arms" That was COLD

dead ass spit out my mac and cheese when he was trying hard not to laugh "hows he pulling that? Listen todays the day where we appreciate everything" LMAO

@bluetextonwhitebg

9 күн бұрын

well, make sure you're not eating before reading this lmao. that same guy got arrested for stabbing someone and my instant reaction was, "...how did he do that?"

WW2 guy goes my pleasure😂. That had me crying. Dudes definitely done some shit😂

@mr.brenman2132

Жыл бұрын

And he deserves some damn pizza lol.

“What do you rate it 0-10“, “compared to what ??” “Pizza!” Lmao

“You just made $50 off my joke” lmao might be more than that bud💀🤣🤣

When Dave’s dad says “I knew that”, I die everytime😂the way he looks at Dave, the way Dave just looks around. It’s the perfect clip

@redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887

4 ай бұрын

Omfg that explains everything I didn’t know it was his dad

@emergeblade2796

3 ай бұрын

@@redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887 yuppp hahahaha an he stands there so nonchalant in the back

the Joe & Pats will always be my fav, the end where Franky just cant stop laughing behind the camera makes it even better cause it just gets ya going see the camera jiggle with his laugh

Joe and Pat's was fucking hilarious. Absolute mayhem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That gibberish guy knew what he was saying that’s why he was laughing😂

@akhilkathi6807

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know what the original video is called

The dude looked so disappointed when Dave didn’t know where the plastic machine is.

@GeneralP123

2 жыл бұрын

Plasteek Machin.

@mr.brenman2132

Жыл бұрын

​@@GeneralP123 What are the odds he was looking for an ATM lol?

@GeneralP123

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.brenman2132 lmaoo

@alh5470

9 ай бұрын

Yeah I felt that too

@timnik2902

4 ай бұрын

​@@mr.brenman2132 He had a bag of plastic bottles and showed dave

9:54 😂 This review is so crazy, I can’t wrap my head around it!

"i served in WW2" -"thank you for your service" "my pleasure"

That hooters one with the fire alarm going off the whole time 😂😂

@guydreamr

Жыл бұрын

The woman set it off.

People in America love walking round stating facts😂 “I don’t smoke or drink” “ I was in the war”😂

@turkeyman631

2 жыл бұрын

Lol thats just in big cities where all the crazies live.

@beluwuga

2 жыл бұрын

NPCs ... 💀

@beluwuga

2 жыл бұрын

Respect to the guy who was in the east tho ✊🏿

@Nana-sx3ep

Жыл бұрын

New York lol

@tobe1207

Жыл бұрын

@@beluwuga "in the navy!"

Joe and Pat's one had me in tears...just kept going on and on.. 🤣

Joe and Pats was the definition of GTA 5 NPC characters

Joe and Pat's is absolute gold. It's like a scene straight out of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

@mr.brenman2132

Жыл бұрын

The two old twins come out and start trashing the place to the camera 😆

It’s so perfect that Frankie was behind the camera for the joe and pats review

@marcoiacobuzio4075

2 жыл бұрын

Andrew Johnston.......absolutely!!!!..... like a great point guard in basketball who handles and distributes the ball......Frankie handles that camera and distributes the moments in pictures and makes everybody (including Dave) around him better.......lol

12:55 sound just like borat when he said CNN

"can i say something to you... your shoes untied" " i know they are not my shoes" classic

That last guy had Dave on the hook LMAO he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time 🤣

@george_MF_washington

2 жыл бұрын

Na dude you’re blind. I know a troll when I see one

@LHG-Chuds

2 жыл бұрын

@@george_MF_washington must be blind then because he was wasting his time like no other completely aware of what he was saying the entire time. That’s why he walked away making sarcastic ass jokes about what he was saying 🤡

@george_MF_washington

2 жыл бұрын

Go outside bro

@LHG-Chuds

2 жыл бұрын

@@george_MF_washington I do and I do that shit to people all the time Miami is the best place to fuck with the drunks cuz they’re either really chill or really mad. My guy you’re just mad you don’t got friends and got project you’re own issues on me. Go outside and make some friends,

@ATR-_

2 жыл бұрын

@@LHG-Chuds That's actually kinda meta bc he probably did make a lot of ad revenue from that video

The Joe & Pats one is just absolutely hilarious hahaha

The last one😭😭

“My instinct was shove it in his mouth because I don’t think he had arms, yet he was pulling his suitcase through his…” god I laughed so fucking hard

"How's he pulling that?" I can't fucking breathe 🤣....

That armless guy looks like Dave from an alternate reality

@Deeznutseighthundredthirty

3 ай бұрын

Holy crap you’re right

"How's he pulling that" should be the universal response to explainable in practice but ethereal to the senses.

I love all the surprises co-stars he has on this show

"I don't know what your saying, I'm totally lost!" Dave says that at least three times a day.

joe and pats is comedic gold. we got to see every part of nyc in one video.

10:36 is when the hispanic dude tried to use a move that people do in Deep Ellum, TX. Guys will come up to you and be super friendly and then offer some weed. Next thing you know, you're passed out and waking up on the street the next morning with no wallet or phone.

This has to be one of the funniest videos of KZread, I enjoyed every single second

12:36 “compared to what?” “Pizza” LOL

0:06 aint that the guy who chases a guy down the street with scissors on his feet.

lmaoo "todays a day where we appreciate everything"

“I don’t know where the plastique machine is” 😂 I know it’s plastic but he said it like that lmao

Bro the Joe and Pats clip had me dying i swear 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Joe and pats always has me rolling. Just everything. It's like a crazy scene in a movie but some of that shit would be next to impossible to script and act out. Oblivion npcs everywhere

This guy is a legend

Dave is the best. I love the reviews that go sideways while he's just eating pizza outside.

Joe and pats is a legendary review and I couldn’t even tell you the score

That one girl was soooooo affiliated

The armless guy and Joe and Pays always kill me

“I fought in the war for yous” 😂😂 “Thank you for your service” I love this interaction

the first clip immediately has me crying laughing

His comfort on screaming at a homeless is fucking hilarious

@mr.brenman2132

Жыл бұрын

That's probably why they don't attack him. The fear pheromones aren't going lol.

When he said score it 0 through 10....... i felt that

That Joe and Pat’s one was pure comedy gold.

That dude at the end was plastic machines brother 🤣🤣

Dave is down to earth I love it, he will talk to anyone lol

That lady “oh my god” after those two gentleman come out of Joe and Pats and said “horrible”. She sounded appalled and disgusted 🤣

“Why you wearing sandals?” “Because I’m from Cali.” ☠️☠️☠️

The 1 dollar slice that he gave a .01 had me rollin 😂 “this guy should be thrown in jail”

Joe and Pats is absolutely nutso

Wow…thanks for putting them all together…so much love for Dave…

😂 Dave's got that real life reviews

“Compared to what?” “Pizza!”

Joe and pats review was like "distraction news" giving me crashbox flashbacks 😂

I love Dave. He’s just a normal dude that got famous. He seems like a good dude to go have beer with.

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

8 ай бұрын

I think he'd be a good neighbor to live next to.

New York never ceases to amaze and confuse me😂😂😂

Pat and Joe's, plus the last guy= pizza review glory. So much amazing, lol!

I would like everyone to thank franky without him there’s no pizza review

This was THE MOST refreshing, unscripted, funniest weirdest thing I've seen since FOREVER.❤ Thank Q and God bless ❤

Dave is really good at controlling him self dealing with these random situations I’m flabbergasted by half these people that gravitate towards him during his pizza reviews lmao I’d just be speechless all the time if it was me

@JoeRogansForehead

8 ай бұрын

Flabbergasted

3:22 this whole thing was chaotic!😂😂

8:04 FOR THE HOOTERS GIRLS

the $2000 pizza had me dying haha

OK these are the best of the best, laughed my ass off, LOVED EM ALL!!!!

I can't remember the last time I laughed this much OMG!! LMAO 😂🤣

@salvagemonster3612

10 ай бұрын

That’s sad

@alexcharney6412

10 ай бұрын

@salvagemonster3612 yeah... I'm aware smh lol

"DId a little drizz drizz on it" - Dave Portnoy

How's he pulling that...I cried. Didn't even need to watch the rest of the video😂😂

The random craziness at Joe and Pat's was classic

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

8 ай бұрын

Blue cities are filled with nutcases. You can't swing a dead cat, without hitting a nutcase square in the face.

Dave is the best! The funniest comments! 😂😂😂

Joe and Pats was the most chaotic couple of minutes ive ever seen in my entire life.

Joe and Pat's is like that bad dream you have where you keep trying to get something done, but you get pulled in 20 directions.

The joe & pats one 😂😂 literal walking AI