One wife. Everyone knows the rules

@schuy7RA

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Rakus W

@nicholasceriello7750

6 жыл бұрын

Dude. Nice.

@rock_oclock

5 жыл бұрын

epic!

@KorDawg91

5 жыл бұрын

Not if your Dr disrespect

@xCynder

5 жыл бұрын

CombatWombat Ouch

dude proposed so his girl didnt leave with dave. smart man

@Hungry_Tree_Ghost

4 жыл бұрын

Called an anchor proposal

@Kizdo69

4 жыл бұрын

@Chris Baker LMAO

@alexanderm8975

4 жыл бұрын

propose to your girl if Dave is around everybody knows the rules

@joemckim1183

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderm8975 Marriage rates and also annulments go up dramatically near pizza shops.

@parissuleyman2958

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody knows the rules

"You just got engaged, let's make it about him, not about me." What a good dude

@brette6854

5 жыл бұрын

tells Sam Ponder publicly that her child should have been aborted and to stop showing pics of her ugly kid...but yeah, what a good dude.

@JohnG-qu7hz

5 жыл бұрын

@@brette6854 White Knighting at its finest. She's not gonna fuck you bro

@thatDUDEfromMAINE

4 жыл бұрын

@@brette6854 allegedly. Don't think she ever proved it.

@user-ne1tb2cm4d

4 жыл бұрын

Brett E sounds like a libby

@chrissypop84

3 жыл бұрын

honestly great

My favorite part is Dave still eating the pizza during the marriage proposal

@theDC4L

5 жыл бұрын

bstathatos1 one bite everyone knows the rules

@jacobhenson3292

5 жыл бұрын

He wasnt eating, only one bite

@brendan5418

4 жыл бұрын

bstathatos1 LMAOOOOOO

@timdavisfitness

4 жыл бұрын

bstathatos1 that’s hysterical

@oullerslb

4 жыл бұрын

That was a sharp looking pie Frankie

Purple hair will forever be in the shadows because of the proposal, but is in the top 10 funniest review moments.

@avail657

5 жыл бұрын

Even more in the shadows is that he didn't know there were pits in olives. F@ckin' hilarious

@alonsogutierrez905

4 жыл бұрын

TheDude 44464 not that funny at all

@exiles_dot_tv

4 жыл бұрын

@@avail657 Olives also come pitted though. Only a lunatic would put unpitted olives on a pizza, who does that?!

@benpuzzuoli5897

3 жыл бұрын

@@avail657 olives on pizza never have pits, f@ckin idiot

@me9497

3 жыл бұрын

You are correct and I thank you

The strength of that pizza box lid tho 😂

@Denver3103

5 жыл бұрын

Honest Mike straight up😂

@dc5quad

4 жыл бұрын

No flop 😂

@toningtony8411

4 жыл бұрын

Stronger than that marriage for sure.

@MercurialIris

4 жыл бұрын

To Bar why?

@Brechdog

4 жыл бұрын

@@toningtony8411 damn dude

Gets proposed to, 5 seconds later, “I’m obsessed with you” to another dude. I give this chick a -7.4

@user-ej3jy6eg6h

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah fr that chaps a fool

@rdcruick

4 жыл бұрын

6.3 at best

@mickdavis2385

4 жыл бұрын

@@rdcruick 4.5

@qwer01230

4 жыл бұрын

Run hard and fast away from this girl!

@JonnyBeoulve

4 жыл бұрын

They either don't marry or shell divorce and take half his stuff.

just got engaged Dave: we stil gotta rank the pizza I love it

@senape3d

5 жыл бұрын

he has a job to do lol

@glenglen1658

5 жыл бұрын

hilarious

That shit-eating grin on Dave's face...LOL

@ryanwirth8323

5 жыл бұрын

I fucking died when i read this as it happened

@claykemper7193

3 жыл бұрын

New name for a pizza parlor:. SHIT.

4:17 I love the dude in the background just soaking in the moment and clapping for them. Real human love ❤️

@BBCBOY919

Жыл бұрын

Then heads right the fuck back in after hearing their reviews😂😂

Pres taking bites during proposal is an all-time move. Cracks me up every time I see it.

@gibsonms

8 ай бұрын

4:11

"I actually saw you shaking and thought you were really excited to see me"

@Bonks55

5 жыл бұрын

Didn’t say that Swine

@DietWokeZero

4 жыл бұрын

4:47 one off hand observation, every one knows Dave was disappointed the guy wasn’t excited to see him

@karsenkalem4274

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bonks55 he did you dumbass

Dave was fucking shook

I gained a lot of respect for Dave after this. "you just got engaged, let's make this about him, not about me" what a man

That poor guy’s got a different kind of New York Flop going on after his girl keeps swooning over El Pres, LOL.

@nyclurker603

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

8.6 on the proposal. That's a review.

@fadiebrhem7174

5 жыл бұрын

cobeetrice lmfaooooooo

@OneCrayGuy89

5 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even read the comments prior to making my own comment. Same score, everybody knows the rules.

@hotbaconbap6485

4 жыл бұрын

I was your 300th like, you know the rules

Checks ring for karat weight, clarity, and color before saying yes.. everyone knows the rules.

@PeaceNLiebe

5 жыл бұрын

John-Del foreal 💀

@forrestmcmellon9550

2 жыл бұрын

Im fking dead

@TheGuideOfDota

2 жыл бұрын

lol just one of like 10 red flags in this 2 minute interaction. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. rip to the dude who proposed

Back Spasm guy still is the best moment of all pizza reviews

@mattie850

6 жыл бұрын

James B link yooo

@faranqamar8130

5 жыл бұрын

No i can think two that are better. One where the guy asked for a slice but wouldn't give it a score and then went into his backpack, took out fucking chillis and asked Dave to score the hotness and still wouldn't score the pizza, then the homeless woman who kept talking shit, asked for the slice but didn't wanna be filmed, 2 old guys come out the restaurant cussing it and something else happened too. Hahahha those two are hard to beat.

@faranqamar8130

5 жыл бұрын

@@KBrown-fw1gu ahhahahahha

@wc6046

5 жыл бұрын

can anyone link the back spasm one?

@F145h1

5 жыл бұрын

@@KBrown-fw1gu the street rapper and the Ad-lib guy were hilarious

Lmao Dave definitely thought franky was behind this with that look he gave him

"you just got engaged, let's make it about him not me right now" hahaha

Pres reaction is priceless. Back spasm guy rejecting pizza cus “too dangly” is priceless. I can’t believe they weren’t in on the proposal tho

@robinhooduk8255

4 жыл бұрын

frankie was in on it, you can tell dave is pissed at frankie before saying anything.

@Appaddict01

2 жыл бұрын

RobinHoodUK Good for Frankie helping a guy out.

Number 1 pizza review and congratulations to the couple

@sportsfan7756

6 жыл бұрын

andrew baranowski , what a nice person you are!!!!!

“Is this real life? Are you standing in front of me?” Girl gets engaged and acknowledges ‘one bite’ guy more than ‘one fiancé’ guy.

As soon as she said I’m obsessed with you, he should’ve kept the ring in his pocket, went got his money back, take a trip toVegas, and live his best life.

@GoulouMalouku

4 жыл бұрын

She also said it after the engagement, and then almost disregarded the engagement and talked directly about David. WTF poor guy she needs to work on that

@jack1496

4 жыл бұрын

I think she meant she was happy that the engagement happened during the video because crazy circumstances and she always watches him online so its not that deep

@teamworkformyfrainds

4 жыл бұрын

kids like 5'7, he's doing the best he can man

@nickc6842

3 жыл бұрын

@@teamworkformyfrainds the chick is like 4'10 tho

@samadams4296

2 жыл бұрын

Trip to Vegas, everyone knows the rules

They better serve pizza at the wedding

3:23 “Purple hair...”

You know what, this is what the world needs. Not politics, bad news, stress, just good ol’ pizza reviews. Oh and dave is hilarious. I hated him on the first go. I’m on like my 100th video and he’s grown on me lol

@owencox90

3 жыл бұрын

2 years later same thing happening to me right now

@brandonmcgee1678

2 жыл бұрын

literally 3 years later and same, though how he treats his employees sometimes still bothers me

@IronHide3910

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonmcgee1678 that’s what got me too lol

throwing the back out is my favorite moment of all time

Volcanic lavo

@NemeanLion-

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@adamstroh6815

4 жыл бұрын

from Vesuvio

“We’re still rating the pizza lets not forget what’s important over here” Lmfaoooooo Dave do Pizza Wagon in Bayridge, Brooklyn!!! Plsssssssss

@drifter1063

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you do that when Johnny's is on 57th and 5th

Already divorced 1.6/10 marriage

@sportsfan7756

6 жыл бұрын

matt tunis you are an idiot

@natsudragneelawesome

6 жыл бұрын

Aww

@KorDawg91

5 жыл бұрын

@@sportsfan7756 "You're" idiot.

@ripnandtearn5204

5 жыл бұрын

I’m fucking dying. 9.8 on the KZread comment.

@lawrenceshdow

5 жыл бұрын

@combatWombat your sentence; "You're idiot", is like ten times worse than the guy you were correcting.

One divorce, everybody knows the rules

How did that box not Fold when the couple put their slices back on the lid during the proposal?🤯

The thumbnail alone had me curious

You would think the people would give the pizza a 10 since they just got married and they'll remember this for the rest of their lives! Gotta respect that they still scored it accurately haha

Hahah that moment when she lets it slip that she’s more excited about meeting El Pres than she is about her impending marriage

Prez doesn’t know what to do so he just takes another bite. Amazing!

Dave, is one of the most coolest guy on web, he allways have a good energy and it says a portuguese guy from other side of the Atlantic, who just see youtube videos randomly. Keep the good work Dave

This actually brought a tear of joy to my eye.

That box lid is stronger than their relationship

Dave’s reaction! Priceless!

Damn she didn’t even kiss her fiancé after saying yes, she immediately told another man she’s obsessed with him...then had to be told to be excited about her marriage more than the damn KZread video

@jim6807

2 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for dude. Unfortunately this is how most women are smh.

@leorickt.9604

2 жыл бұрын

Typical fat girl who thinks shes a hotty

This video was like a fever dream.

How the top of that pizza box held 2 slices without collapsing is beyond me. I was watching it with the interstellar soundtrack in the back of my head.

Thanks for the old man clip, saved me the trouble looking it up.

What's even more impressive is how that pizza never fell off the box. Congratulations.

Love the pizza reviews and this was awesome

This is the most wholesome pizza review I’ve ever seen. I’d give it a solid 8.6, Frankie. Great review.

"Let's not lose sight of the real thing here" lol

are you kidding me brick by brick

Dave is the fucking best. No fucking idea what was happening haha

That marriage gonna last as long as the pizza review everybody knows the rules

Barstool, where sparks fly

I love his dedication he said “ we still got to rate the pizza” 😭😭

"Let's not forget the important thing here" That's why I rock with El Prez!

Awesome Awesome Awesome!!! One of the best reviews ever-if not the best!!! An all-time classic for sure!!! Best wishes to the newly engaged couple!!! As an aside-- K-Gun aka Jim Kelly Played for the Houston Gamblers in the old USFL

5:10 ...one of the saddest things I've ever seen lol. Leave her bro, she not the one 🤦‍♂️

@justinwayne445

4 жыл бұрын

I know! that was so annoying he's a beta for that shit, fuck that barstool guy i'd never let a girl of mine mire over another on the same week i propose fuck NO, take that ring and sell it.

@SRNCrafting

3 жыл бұрын

gonna have to disagree on that bro, I don't see a girl who's being unappreciative I see someone who's trying to process and reflect on all of the exciting shit that's going on lmao I'm sure the guy's happy she's happy

@_GandalfTheGrey_

3 жыл бұрын

@@SRNCrafting bro she didn’t even kiss him...come on.

@SRNCrafting

3 жыл бұрын

@@_GandalfTheGrey_ you can't base her love for this person based on one video of her having a bajillion thoughts running through her mind lmao

Gorgeous couple! All the best to them!!!!! Negative comments are haters, lonely or trash...Great job dude!!! Happy life!

@FungusMossGnosis

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody's haters or lonely at times. Nobody is trash. Gorgeous is subjective.

@dougfisher9525

5 жыл бұрын

Not negative, he wants to marry a fatty thats his business.

@nickm8874

5 жыл бұрын

Sportsfan7 “gorgeous couple” is such a creepy comment

@MercurialIris

4 жыл бұрын

Doug Fisher take a long walk off a short plank.

Dave’s face is hilarious when the dude pulls the box out

“Mom! You won’t believe it! I got engaged on a pizza review!”

I’m stoked as to how the lid of the pizza box holds half the pizza 🍕😂

I have such a huge grin on my face. That was amazing

Just listened to Frankie tell the background story to this on Fore Play. Had to rewatch

That was a really, really sad engagement. I feel so bad for that guy. Dave's a class act, and good for him for addressing it too. The man's just trying to do a pizza review and now he's a marriage counselor all of a sudden.

@jaredc422

2 жыл бұрын

Lol what do you feel bad about? She said yes and almost cried

@jfraz_7720

2 жыл бұрын

i mean to be fair i think that was a horrible time and place to pop the question. i would never ask my girl to marry me in that kind of setting lol

lmfaoo i love how dave just goes back to eating the pizza

"You just got engaged, let's make it about him, not about me." guys a dude, down to his core.

Love how he just kept eating the pizza watching 😂

Best pizza review ever hahaha love it!

This warms my heart 👍

The old man throw out the back 😂

“We still gotta rank the pizza let’s not lose sight of the major thing here” 😂😂😂😂

these pizza reviews are surprisingly action packed.

He just kept eating 😂😂😂😂

"Uh oh here we go, here we go. What is going on right now?" Best quote ever.

This is the best one yet

I needed this video to exist today. 9.3, that's a review.

Awesome!!! Grats!! Dave is awesome!

Old man at the end said it was to dangly 😆

That ring was burning a hole in his pocket.

I like how he’s still eating his pizza during the proposal 🤣🤣 that’s the move Dave Portnoy thing ive ever seen lmaoo.

When ya thought you’ve seen it all

That dude is LITERALLY balls deep with his proposal, BUT Davey Pageviews has that chunky tuna HOOKED...LMAO. good luck kids.

“Bonus marriage proposal” 😂

I love that she checked the ring before saying yes

How have I never seen this one! 🍕

That pizza box is the real MVP of this episode.

Frankies masterpiece. Miss him behind the camera. We never missed a thing.

Olives with a pit inside is a standard garnish on pizza in Italy, and pretty much all over Europe in fact. I don't think I've ever been in a pizzeria that doesn't put at least one olive in the middle.

Dave “the Romantic”. Best pizza review. Best wishes to the happy couple.

I hope this guy pres is a genuine nice person cause I like him and his videos

One cracked tooth, everybody knows the rules

Dave's face was hilarious.

Pres watching a proposal just casually downing a slice I literally aspire to be like this man

Second best jacket he's worn other than the one he wore for Ralph's.

Daves reaction is hilarious

Best review ever.

5:02 "I'll give it a 7.3" that employee darted back into the building so fast lmao he was expecting 9s or somethin

@wockhardt5656

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh lol

Hahahaha she doesn’t even hug him she just cares about prez and the ring 😂😂😂

cant believe frankie was the mastermind behind all of this

Good stuff!