You know you've watched so many of these reviews when you can guess accurately with Daves facial expressions and the fact that we know what gets good scores and doesn't in relation to the type of pizza LMAO

@JustAceBro6068

2 жыл бұрын

Facts, but he do be throwing me off with the deep dish ratings, wasn't expecting that from his crispy flat ratings.

@nikunashi3494

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was a 7.8 just from faves reaction to the crust bite, called it.

@nickyfrat

2 жыл бұрын

I can usually nail it within 0.1 either way lol

@KCJbomberFTW

2 жыл бұрын

This looked like an 8.4 to me

@f00se007

2 жыл бұрын

When you know the rules...

One crippling Barstool Sportsbook addiction, everyone knows the rules.

I discovered One Bite about four weeks ago. Now I've eaten pizza 14 times in two weeks, and watched 800 episodes while neglecting my job. Thanks Dave.

I'm loving Dave back in MA reviewing all the local places.. ain't nothing like hometown cookin!

@BB-rm3xi

Жыл бұрын

Yes there is. Ny and Conn. pizza are by far superior.

@BB-rm3xi

Жыл бұрын

@Every Little Thing I've been to new haven Sally's is one of the best pizzas I ever had. Definitely best sauce. But Pepe's is overrated. They didn't even cook my pizza well enough. It was still doughy

I finally get it. "One bite, everybody knows the rules" really just means Dave eats the pizza slice until there's only one bite left.

@normanwyatt8761

4 ай бұрын

NOTTTTTT..........It means that anybody else who is rating a slice has only one bite to come up with a score...Only Dave can take more than one bite.....

dude that pizza looks incredible, no way this place can go out of business

@BREND0h

2 жыл бұрын

Just did the 18th of this month

@katastrafika5253

2 жыл бұрын

@@BREND0h really? Sad

@LabTech41

2 жыл бұрын

If the owner's got a gambling problem, it can ABSOLUTELY go out of business. Case in point, I used to work at a gas station across the street from a restaurant/bar; the owner was a degenerate gambler, but he'd gamble using scratch tickets from the gas station. Now, these tickets, for the uninitiated, come in denominations of 1/2/5/10 dollars a ticket; this degenerate wouldn't even fuck with the lower tickets and would JUST do the 10's. I remember one night, because we have to tally how many tickets are there so that nobody who works there can steal them, that I started my shift with two nearly full books of 10$ tickets, and a book of those probably had about a hundred tickets each. The owner came in, and by the time he left those books were EMPTY; I think the only reason he left is because he didn't have the money to continue. The motherfucker didn't even enjoy doing this: he'd just buy a bunch of tickets, go over to the coffee bar and scratch them, cursing to himself the whole fucking time, then turn any winnings into more tickets. Needless to say, the only reason the business survived is because of the bar; so basically he was milking other people's alcohol addictions to feed his own gambling addiction, and I don't think the restaurant had seen a renovation or an update since the 80's/90's. The guy was just a degenerate asshole, and the only reason I feel sad about it is because one of the guys who worked for him as a gofer was a great guy who'd hang out at the station and just shoot the shit sometimes; guy probably lost his job when the owner couldn't pay the bills.

@chicken4090

2 жыл бұрын

Looks awful

@brandonyu9602

2 жыл бұрын

Overhead is probably too high too. That building must be expensive to rent

One Dave in hoochie daddy shorts. Everybody knows the rules.

@michaelmariano9519

2 жыл бұрын

Out here looking like "Greg the Stallion" 🐎🐎🐎

I’ve been watching one bite for a long time and Dave is a really nice guy and he’s done a lot for so many deserving people. Good vibes

@SmoakinThrills

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I agree for the most part but he really shouldn’t have just thrown that girl that works there under the bus like that man.

@westnblu

2 жыл бұрын

@@SmoakinThrills Sometimes in life u just have to take the good with the bad . Being honest and speaking the truth is often brutal but still better than hiding bad shit under the rug.

@turul44

2 жыл бұрын

@@westnblu Yeah she was open and honest to Dave personally, doesn't mean she wanted all of KZread to know about it.. He could of just said there's been issues with the owner without disclosing the gambling stuff..

You know you watched too many of these videos that you know everyone in the comments is going to say how they can predict the score based off of the look of the pizza and Dave's expressions

@itscrashyy

2 жыл бұрын

You really just stole top comment eh

@MrBaronCabron

2 жыл бұрын

@@itscrashyy nice reading comprehension you have there lad

@DoNotLookDown

2 жыл бұрын

but like I actually did tho. seriously. lol.

@jarreyes61

2 жыл бұрын

Guilty lol

@rabbitphobia

2 жыл бұрын

FYI - If you were trying to be funny by making your handle name sound "Italian" just know there is no "k" in the Italian alphabet.

This looks like it would be my favorite pizza ever good lord

@masonmcconnell9375

2 жыл бұрын

it looked top tier to me but 7.8 it fair i think

I knew Dave was gonna put a bid out for that shop. I smelt it! Philly ❤️ 😆

Next week there will be a new KZread series: "Davey opens a pizza place!" (this one) Everyone knows the rules.

@scorptarget

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🍕

@caseycool101

2 жыл бұрын

One I heard going out of business my first thought was Dave's going to buy it. Lol 🤣

Dave, saving business and also throwing staff under the bus to get mangled. Give and take situation. 😅 that's a review

Dave knows 2 things- 1) good pizza 2) where to buy the best cocaine at

@SingleMaltBuckeye

2 жыл бұрын

He has runners that do his shopping. The only c Dave gets himself I'd when it's in his face and he's already plastered. He also argues over the dumbest shit when he's drunk.

You know you haven't watched enough of these videos when you can't guess the score from daves facial expressions

I work all day and I come home to a pizza review👍

@johnkovalicky3389

2 жыл бұрын

Now watch Fox News

@johnnyfudpucker6187

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnkovalicky3389 what gave it away? When I mentioned work all day wasn't it? You are smart because you know CNN watchers don't work.

@johnkovalicky3389

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyfudpucker6187 yep

I will fall off my chair laughing if you review the pizza from Hockeytown in Saugus. Ate many slices there as a youngster after many crummy games. It's a real hellhole--assuming it hasn't changed. This should be pretty damn funny.

@cmcmillan77

2 жыл бұрын

that shit was so gross

These Massachusetts reviews are right up my alley!

@nycbbq

2 жыл бұрын

better than toronto CA?

Dave definitely hit river view pizza in Ipswich MA! Very good. Also I think you should hit the beach pizza joints. Christie’s and Tripoli beach pizza. Both good and very well know. Give both a try

This is 100% accurate the owner Al is a good dude but a vicious degenerate gambler! The lady working kept it 💯 Jared’s a rookie for not insisting you tried the wings! You really blew it Dave

Reminds me of Angelo's Coal Fired Pizza. An old now closed pizza restaurant in Quincy.

Gotta love the restaurant depot pizza box too.

" One bite everyone knows the rules "... except you Dave, fucking swallowing a hole slice before giving us the score. 😄 love these reviews!!

You mentioned hilltop and I remember that place. There was one in Springfield where you just were.

Riverview in Ipswich, can't wait for the review!

*BEST PIZZA REVIEWER EVER* 🍕

@michelleper5065

2 жыл бұрын

What would the great George Michael say if he saw this clown, i mean dave is gen x right? among the younger xers, so he was a child when Wham and George were everything everywhere, and in his youth when George Michael became the god of music, now, what would the great George Michael say if he saw this? Would he be like oh cool he deserves celebrity status? or would he be like staring at the screen half smiling half embarrassed @the freefall of society?

Incredibly good looking pizza.

Ohhh wow this pizza looks amazing

@remington8917

2 жыл бұрын

Keep the leaf that shit belongs on a salad

I’ve been watching these so often now I have intuition about it. I totally visioned him saying 7.8 before he said it! 😵 and now I’m hungry

Dave going into the pizza owning business, won’t be able to trust his score anymore. Everyone knows the rules!

The dragon pizza episode is so awesome. Everyone needs to check out that episode

I grew up playing hockey in Hockey Town USA! Aaah memories David, thanks buddy...it's a shame about Angela's, good pie. Is Prince's on Rt 1 still open? Kowloon's 🍹

There was a angelos coal fired; not sure if related, up the street from me in quincy only tried once before they closed was pretty solid.

Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza is one of our favorites, but I don't think it is as good now as it was 10 years ago.

I'm working at the Saugus iron works park fixing the smoke stacks. definitely gonna stop here next week!

@JMCote112

2 жыл бұрын

That iron works place was way more interesting to check out than I thought it would be. The sound of that huge forge blasting away back in the day must have been nuts.

Gotta go to Royal Pizza in Norwood. Been there forever!! used to be next to Paperama!! Come on Pres you remember Paperama!!

You know you’ve seen too many of these vids when you can guess Dave’s score just by his facial cues... like damnnnnn! Right on the money! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you say Hockey Town the only thing that comes to mind are the Detroit Red Wings. They literally had that printed on their ice. Also across the street from the arena is Hockey Town Cafe.

Dave's gotta try North End Pizza in Las Vegas (215 and Durango) -- Boston Sports Team theme, east coast style pizza. The BEST pizza in Las Vegas

I was born and raised in Revere and saugus, golden hills to be precise. And having wonderland right there got me pretty good. You may wanna start a fried clams review, I vote for Kelly's on Revere beach, got the big belly's. Awesome stuff.

@natedawgmomtakeover9972

Жыл бұрын

Not me reading I was born and raised in reverse and thinking to myself hmm that sounds cool 😅

@brooke8567

2 ай бұрын

Clam pizza from delorenzos robbinsville nj

I knew you were going to offer a reach out to that guy. One bite!!

Dave you should open your own pizza shop everyone would love to see how your pizza would score!!!!!!!!

Looks awesome.

Yes, hit those North Shore spots! There's more than that even..

It’s fiesta weekend starting tomorrow, if your hitting Ipswich you might as well hit up Gloucester ma tomorrow for the festivities, and check out Delaneys pizza 332 Main Street gloucester

You know you've been watching these too many times when you can guess his scores....as soon as I saw that pizza I said 7.8

@monkeygraborange

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@son_gogeto9128

2 жыл бұрын

Right

@sakke877

2 жыл бұрын

Spoiler

@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle

2 жыл бұрын

​@@sakke877 why are you in the comments? it's not our job to babysit you or your kids.

@NateBee

2 жыл бұрын

It feels like the scale is 7.2-8.7

Riverside in ipswich is awesome. It will be a high 8

@markgriffin3158

2 жыл бұрын

Riverview, but yes! I expect high 8's too!

Oh man Hockeytown USA - back in the old days playing hockey there!! Rte 1 is the worst highway in the US btw - it absolutely suc@s

Riverview Ipswich well done amazing.

Do all the south shore bar pie spots , since you’re in town. Satuit tavern in Scituate 👌👌👌

riverside is fire you will love it.

You should do Sal’s Cafe in Somers Point NJ. It’s pretty good coal fired pizza especially for New Jersey’s.

You should go to Village Pizza in Greenfield, MA.

Got to try out ciao Pizza in Mebane North Carolina!

If it’s “very good” it’s going to be high 7’s. The shoulder “not bad” shrug will be mid to high 6’s. If it’s good and gets a solid head nod we’ll have low to mid 7’s. “Spectacular” is going to be a special score.

I was going to say this looks like a chain in FL, Anthony's. Good pies but there was something missing. Their cheese was very clean tasting. Maybe it was the grease that was missing.

I keep wondering why the hell he hasn't been to Riverview in Ipswich if Dave likes bar pizza so much. Best bar pizza on the North Shore...awesome townie atmosphere as well.

Such a shame the place closed down (according to the description) because that pizza looks insane

@BeeBee-pl9ly

2 жыл бұрын

Pizza don't look that good. Looks average

@michelleper5065

2 жыл бұрын

He wanna buy the business, the other guy should give him a call, can get a partner there and save it.

@61hink

2 жыл бұрын

By looks alone I said 8.3, then when he took a bite and it had no crunch at all I dropped it to 7.8...bingo

There’s an Anthony’s in reading (same as FL) you should see if it’s as good as the original.

Warroad, Minnesota is Hockeytown USA.

He mentioned Anthony’s, which I order once weekly. He’s not wrong. It’s very good lol.

Note even comparable to Monte's in Lynn MA. ...growing up they had their famous 3 for 2 .... what a bargain...

At 2:40 you know when he says “it’s very good” in that tone it’s probably landing around a 7.8

Dave in Ipswich is called riverview Pizza

This place had really good wings too. RIP

The pizza looks good and huge!

YES COME TO IPSWICH!! RIVERVIEW IS THE BEST

Wtf was that ending lol 😂

I wanna see Dave eat a whole pizza I bet he could demolish one 😆 But that pizza looked amazing

@FentanylPopsicle

2 жыл бұрын

You must have never seen his old frozen pizza reviews, dude was so high doing them he would just roll up an entire pizza and eat almost all ov it before giving a score lol

Dave got me back into eating the crust

I've gotten pretty good at guessing the scores. Guessed 7.8 after his reaction to the first bite...and it was 7.8! Also I need to stop watching these when I haven't eaten in a bit cause it just makes me want pizza.

@thomasdaley2929

Жыл бұрын

I guessed 7.9, so I was close. It is funny how you just know where Dave is headed based on his comments and body language.

It’s the River view in Ipswich

Come on dave your so close to the Brown Jug in Chelsea. I’m telling ya you’ll love it.

Haven’t been here in a while but their pizza is bomb and their wings are baller!

Riverview in Ipswich, Maria’s in Gloucester. You’re welcome.

Hey prez you gotta try the firehouse in salem

If your going to Ipswich you have to stop by flatbread pizza in amesbury

Angela's pepperoni was fantastic.. i'll miss her :(

Boston Dave is so much better than any other Dave.

Permanently closed. That sucks. Dave would have given this place a huge boost if they were still open.

Saying Very Good In A Low Monotone Voice Is 6.7 Max - Everybody Knows The Rules🚀

Everybody knows the fireman loves the ladies but I gotta tell you the prez is one handsome looking dude and that pizza looked delicious as well.

That’s got to be one of the best looking pizza’s! Everybody knows the rules

@trevorphillips8734

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZAZ3297 we must dismantle the machines

"One slice, everybody knows the rules" 😂😂😂😂😂

Do you think Dave writes off every pizza as a business expense? Course he does

100% have to hit Volo’s in Swampscott best Detroit style pie period.

Go to Windsor, Ontario! Please

Need a follow up on if the place contacts Dave

hey dave

This is the best Pizza i've had in Mass by FAR! This place is definitely an 8.5 MINIMUM. Im surprised Dave put it that low. Unbelivable why it's going out of business

@JMCote112

2 жыл бұрын

It was the best around in it's best days. The wings too, come on. If Al had been there that day too, we would have been in the 8's easy.

Go to little Italy in Beverly

LaCascia's Bakery Deli & Catering Medford

Try Sam and Joe's in Peabody Ma!!

One bite everybody Knows the rules

ALFONSOS on riverdale ave in yonkers ny tell em SHOPRITE BOY SENT ya

Dave just got the waitress fired , for telling she said the addition on gambling 😂

@stevenrivers8386

2 жыл бұрын

She was if smart already looking for a position somewhere else due to the closing. lol. prob could not give a shit when telling him.

I have a feeling this is all leading up to a 10.0 from Montes tomorrow.

I'm intrigued by the apparent friendly yet acrimonious split between Dave and Jared. Give him the Section 10 name back Dave!

I yelled out "HillTop!" Dave"it's Gone" Rt1 remember it well

Go to Smitty’s in Taunton. I hear everyone raving about it and you’ll be in my town. I’ll buy you a pie