These two are masters. Unapologetically telling the truth, while partially apologizing just enough to appease the whiners. Everyone laughs. Everyone wins.

@crespoopserc

10 күн бұрын

George Carlin said he wants to find that line “they say” not to cross and he deliberately will cross the fu$k over it.

You can see why the world is fucked up when the smartest most observant people are just comedians and not in politics

Dave, you make too much sense😂😂😂

The 2 GOATS of comedy

People say 'The truth hurts', but these two legends make the truth funny.

We need to bring back fat shaming

@ryankuypers1819

9 күн бұрын

One of the many self-inflicted conditions that need to be shamed.

@jayadams681

9 күн бұрын

I never stopped😂😂

@k6yzfrobert577

4 күн бұрын

And "No Fat Chicks" stickers

bro bill burr has a way of saying the most out of pocket shit and delivering it in a way that still gets everyone laughing 🤣🤣 bc everything he’s saying is TRUE and his observation LOL

@madeleinegrayson8372

11 күн бұрын

He used to. This is mediocre.

@zuk22

2 күн бұрын

Love him! One of the few comedians that hasn’t changed with this highly offended culture we live in now a days.

Love how they call out everyone. Both sides of most situations that’s why they’re so great!!!

You've got a trainer!? No don't need one it's NATURAL 😂😂😂

Chapelle is a machine !!!!

I discovered Bill Burr when I watched F is for Family. Very funny.

Logic and common sense!

@kimberlymosley4878

Ай бұрын

Pp

The truth hurts.... everyone is sensitive. No thick skin these days.

You ate your way in, you can walk your way out... 😂😂😂

My two favorite comedians of all time. Modern day Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

Love Billy B. N love how he always puts patrice the goat in his discussions.

What are you doing? Im gettin fat 😂

When I was in college, the "teacher" gave us assignments... 😂 1 included a blind girl going to a toy store and telling us what the doll was wearing... And I was like yo! And the fit-in class was like what? And I learned real quick what "college" was.

Omg the pancake batter dripping down lol. I'm dying. 😂

@markfox1545

8 күн бұрын

You're not dying. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

Man, Bill goes off on these tangents and I just lose it with laughter ! How do you like that Brussel Sprouts!?!?! 😂😂😂

I don`t know why I relate with Bill Burr so much.... it feels like common sense.

Lebron James doesnt need to change a gender, he was supposed to play in WNBA from the start.

@christinadacruz420

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

I love Chappelle

@caddystube

21 күн бұрын

His skits are funny. His stand up is just political.

😂😂😂

They’re children of rhe 70s-80s and we grew up with dice clay and Eddie Murphy before he sold out

@madeleinegrayson8372

11 күн бұрын

Richard Pryor before that.

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Who ever did the camera edit for bill burr, how hard is it to keep him in the centre of the screen

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Lmao!!!

2 of the best 2 ever do it!!!!!

I hope you're as cool as you are in person as you are on stage. And you really haven't let Fame get to you.👽

LOL you're not supposed to pick on the special ed peeps😂😂😂😂

How come they aren’t showing how many people are actually there with BB? Everybody knows DC sells out his venues,does bill?

@RougeMaster

11 күн бұрын

Hell yeah he does

@notingz

9 күн бұрын

Yes

It's not brave. It's a lack of shame.

blessed...and I never needed your scriptures or your flag😂

Two Hamas supporters

Women & men are EQUAL... but that doesn't make them the SAME. They are not identical. That is the whole point of life. Everybody is a little different. We all have equal rights, but we're still different. It's those differences that are supposed to make us better, but only if we work together. Everybody should be whoever they need to be to be true to themselves... however, exercising your rights should NEVER infringe on anybody else's rights. That's wrong. Your rights don't mean more than someone else's.

In 2024 it suffices to wear an Israel flag to "challenge" wokeys

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Who?

I hate comedy based on commenatry to world events. I love comedy based on personal experience.

@frederickonwuteaka5055

18 күн бұрын

Check out other comedians

@elvisfakicomedy7223

16 күн бұрын

Your missing a lot

@caddystube

15 күн бұрын

@@elvisfakicomedy7223 suggestions?

@patrickmaisch5280

10 күн бұрын

No one gives a shit

@tanzyjane1

Күн бұрын

Cool...

SHAME!!!

They're both becoming more "woke" every day.

Transgender is not a "woke" thing. It's relatively new; as opposed to things like institutional racism.

@Boomstck

13 күн бұрын

The topics of woke and transgender pretty much go hand in hand.

@georgesam363

13 күн бұрын

@@Boomstck And they shouldn't. That's my point.

What is the definition of being woke? If Marjorie Taylor Greene is anti woke. I'd rather be woke.

@nicholasmegesi5552

11 күн бұрын

Adolf Hitler was a Christian , should they change their religion ?

@dantegiordano16

8 күн бұрын

If you act like you don’t know the definition of woke, you’re woke af.

@beemo9

8 күн бұрын

In the pejorative sense, woke refers to impractical or absurd progressivism, usually with performative virtue signaling and intolerance to dissent. For example, when people point out that trans women in women's sports is unfair to females, woke people will accuse them being transphobic Nazi Trumpers and try to cancel them.. even though many countries are considering banning trans in sports.

These guys are great . Love it and keep speaking the truth.

Hey Dave don't knock masturbation

Both funny AF!

When it comes down to it, both are as woke as they come.

"... 840 points a game..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The 2 GOATS of comedy